#<- positive and affectionate

[lemonofthevalley]

people always talk about how nobody mentions what comes directly after this

(rouge says "fucking your wife again. and peeing in a hot topic again because you know what else do you do on a saturday night" and shadow says "I peed on your wife robotnik. she's mine now" and then the "I've come to make an announcement" thing that this dub is famous for)

but literally nobody mentions why rouge mentioned the peeing in a hot topic. shadow had told maria that he wanted to piss in the hot topic to claim it as his own. he also wants to piss on the earth

[pucksandpower]

Formula 1 was much more fun when drivers ignored team orders … so this is my petition for everyone to channel their inner Multi 21 era Sebastian Vettel from now on

[izzystizzys]

TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog

“Ah, High General Windu”, says Fox, pleasantly. “So we meet again.”

High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though it’s getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. “If I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?”

Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. It’s hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. “I am willing to discuss terms.” A bridge will do just fine.

Impossibly, the High General’s eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. “A compromise, then, esteemed Commander.” And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.

“WHAT”, says Kote, calmly, “THE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.”

“You’ll short out your helmet mic”, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. He’d just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.

High General Windu’s face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.

Because the Galaxy doesn’t hate Fox enough already and Cody wasn’t enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. “If you try that again, dickhead”, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, “I’m going to resurrect you and then kill you again.”

“Ah, Wolffe”, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, “Remember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?”

Wolffe’s eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why that’s a bad idea. “I feel”, his ori’vod presses out between clenched teeth, “that if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, I’m going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.”

“That’s fair”, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.

“Excuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see what’s so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solve”, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and ori’vode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion that’s quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalker’s back like he’s a race-Eopie, which is Fox’ only consolation.

He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Council’s chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatine’s unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-

Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.

Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, he’d said. You’re kriffing serious.

Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, you’ll have to catch me first!

And catch him, High General Windu sure did.

“The will of the Force this is”, Yoda interrupts Fox’ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. “Shake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.”

“That’d be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last one”, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesn’t bother with either that or the green goblin’s cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.

“Alright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, I’m firing all the Jedi. No offense, but you’re kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellor’s office, I’m calling Dooku to let him know the war’s off. And please get me Judicial, they’ll be up all night working on my datafolders - I’m having the Senate arrested.”

“Who - is - arresting - “, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where he’s just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.

Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile that’s all teeth. “The Senate”, he says, sweetly, wondering if he’s just imagined the shiver that’s gone through the room. “I’m suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.”

[demispark]

The 5 people in the Yokai Watch Fandom when someone new gets into the franchise:

[kirabasai]

"oh obito is a freak" "oh kakashi is a freak" "oh madara is a freak" WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT HOW TOBIRAMA IS A FREAK. HE MADE A LITERAL ZOMBIE JUTSU?? AND W HOW THINGS ARE INVENTED, THIS IMPLIES HE EXPERIMENTED W CORPSES AND/OR HUMANS??? PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY GUY'S NAME.

[zukkaoru]

how kunikida says,

(i love you.)

and how dazai echoes it

❤️‍🩹 2.3k words || kunidazai 📗 inspired by this fanart by @kuni-kuun ‼️ implied spoilers for bsd 117

[verdantglow]

“They’re idiots, your honor.”

- me, completely delighted, to my roommate immediately after watching Etho & Joel interact in Joel’s HC10E6

[kiddphel]

happy pride months to self shippers and their masc lesbian f/os. their femme gay man f/os. their gnc f/os. happy pride to selfshippers with canonically trans f/os and f/os they headcanon to be trans. happy pride to the masculine f/os who wear makeup.

happy pride to self shippers and their f/os and whatever gender expression makes them happy

[utenixx]

50% of marriages end in divorce or something like that

[killemwithkawaii]

Dear depressed/ executive dysfunction-having/ etc. selfshipper,

Your f/o wants you to shower. 

No, not because they think you're gross or smelly, but because they know you'll feel at least a little bit better once you're clean. 

They won't judge you if its been longer than you'd like to admit since you last bathed.

They won't show revulsion when they see how unkempt your nails or hair or skin has become as a result of inadvertent neglect. 

They won't shame you or think less of you for having difficulty with doing what 'should' be a basic, simple act of self-care. Your [f/o] understands that sometimes, 'easy' things can become difficult, for one or many reasons. They love you, and all they want is for you to be comfortable and healthy. A good shower will help you with both those things. 

If [f/o]s gentle encourgement isn't enough to get you to tackle the task on your own, they're glad to help as much as you need them to- they'll turn on the water to your preferred temperature, help you undress, hold your hand to keep you steady when you step over the lip of the tub, wash your hair for you, gently scrub down wherever you're comfortable with them touching, make sure all the soap is rinsed off, gently dry you off with a fresh, soft towel, and help you get dressed in clean, sensory-friendly clothes....

"... there we go, [y/n].... it was hard at first, but it wasn't so bad once you got in, right? ... Good, I'm happy to hear that... You look like you're feeling better already..." 🚿💕

[doxytoy]

They should invent a way to pepper a dom’s face in kisses and softly play with their hair through messages

[tardxsblues]

[mintypsii]

they got cold . and eepy (click for quality 😭)

SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND HUGS AND CUDDLES IN THE WORLD

[tervaneula]

November 7th, 2022.

I posted my first ever Rise fic to AO3.

help me believe (that i'm your brother)

And I had absolutely NO IDEA that I'd have such an amazing year ahead of me. This series, this fandom, this love – they sweeped me right off my feet and I'm still floating in the cotton candy clouds of all the warmth I've gotten to give and received in turn. I've even made new friends, oh my goodness. I love y'all so much. And I'm infinitely grateful to all of you here, thank you so much for being so kind and loving.

I don't know what the next twelve months will look like but NQK is still ongoing (and it will have its own first anniversary in December!), my love for Rise and all of you guys is still ongoing, and I do hope to get to spend many more lovely moments here, with you. 💜

I thought about doing a redraw to celebrate the occasion but I'm too attached to this original piece and all the feelings I associate with it, so it'll stay as is. <3

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

[qprconcepts]

qpp who is verbally affectionate x qpp who finds any affection besides their actions to be hard