#[The Office quotes]

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Arthur: You barged in, in the middle of dinner, and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that wine you're about to drink from the chalice is poisoned."

Merlin: That was the moment that you knew you liked me

Arthur: Yup

Merlin: Wow

Merlin: Can we make it a different moment?

Arthur: Nope :)

[flamie-42]

bsd x the office

Dazai: *clicks pen* Ranpo: *nods and clicks pen* Kunikida: I know you’re talking about me in morse code. Dazai: Yeah, cause in our very limited about of free time, we learnt an outdated, unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Yosano: *sighing* That’s exactly what they did.

[thereifling]

Star Wars Incorrect Quotes

[the-oblivious-writer]

Wednesday: No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape Enid: Well, yes I would. And I would survive Wednesday: I would make sure that you were dead. Believe me. Enid: No... Wednesday: Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified Enid: You- Wednesday: And they would call me the Overkill Killer Enid: You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real

[fanartandfanfiction]

OMINIS AND DUNCAN ARE THE NEW MICHAEL AND TOBY TELL ME I’M WRONG

Also please enjoy my crappy quick photoshops

[magzthemad]

literally every paul mccartney interview:

[my-secret-shame]

[pinkestpeony]

Jude: I’d lie for you.

Cardan: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Jude, you just like to lie.

[blueminuet]

Himuro Gentoku (Kamen Rider: Build) + Dwight Schrute (The Office) Quotes

A tribute to the Assistant to the Prime Minister.

I'm sorry that my Build re-watch has turned me into a full fledged Gentoku stan.

Bonus:

[b-lessings]

Life lessons by Dwight K Schrute 😌

[ladypixeldown]

Feyre and Rhys like:

We love a supportive mate lol 😆

[flamie-42]

bsd x the office

Kouyou: *yelling* stop dating my brother! Dazai: you know what? I’m gonna start dating him even harder Kouyou: what does that mean? Dazai: you know what that means

[shittygf]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[justanothertheofficeblog]

Actual Pillow Talk...

Me - I want to enter a hot dog eating contest. I want to eat like 180 hot dogs in 5 minutes.

Beka - You will die.

Me - But what a way to go.

Beka - He died like lived, eating too many hot dogs.

[tiefy]

Flint: Silver is my enemy, but it turns out that Silver is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Silver is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Silver is my enemy. But-

[only-murders-incorrect-quotes]

Oliver: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.