#{no pic cause i have no fitting reaction}

[protector-of-graves]

(theshsllibrarian) Vincent hummed as he rested back against Anubis.

The god let out a happy growl, nuzzling the smaller man before tensing and sitting up.

"Hey... Can I ask you something? Hm? Hm?" Anubis looks to the end of the bed, his hand still on Vincents side. The touch comforting the god as he sighs.

[sparklingchim]

hush hush; m | jjk

pairing: jungkook x reader

word count: 1.5k

rating: 18+

genre: hockeyplayer!jungkook, richgirlie!oc, brother’s best friend, college!au, fwb

warnings: koo is a menace!! aka horny, dick pic, masturbating (m&f), spitting, dirty talk, pic of tummy covered in cum </3, jelly jk & oc, jungkook asks for a more committed relationship 😳 & oc dips immediately 👊

summary: pov: you receive a dick pic from jungkook while you're out on a family dinner.

a/n: teehee just a little silly something cause it's my birthday n i rlly love this couple <3 🫂

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Jungkook

can u send me a pic of your boobies

It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes, on rare occasions, Jungkook manages to catch you off guard.

You

?

you know that i'm out with my family

Jungkook

why are u on your phone then

is your date boring

You

he's not my date you goof

but no

he's actually very nice

very pretty too

You steal a glance at Minho, who is sitting across from you. Clad in a black Burberry shirt, he sends a charming smile your way. You return it with a shy smile, gripping the phone you’re hiding underneath the table a little harder.

Jungkook

why are u texting me then

go enjoy yourself

You

you texted me first?

Jungkook

thought maybe you needed a distraction

You

no i'm fine

i mean it is kinda boring sometimes but

minhos brother is pretty funny

without him this dinner wouldn’t have been nearly as fun

Jungkook

wdym

he has a brother?

You

yeah he studies abroad but is back in seoul for a couple months

Jungkook

what's his name

You

eunwoo

taehyung knows him

they used to play hockey when they were little

maybe you know him too?

Jungkook

send me a pic of him?

You

jungkook 🙄

oh my god

you don’t need a pic of everything

Jungkook

yes i do

especially after you promised me to take a pic of your fit?

i’m still waiting

You

didn’t have timee

Jungkook

you always have time for me

You

no

you just always catch me at a time when i’m free 🙄

Jungkook

if that makes you sleep at night

ego too big to admit that you’re obsessed with me

You

me????

obsessed with you???

you’re silly jungkook

Jungkook

that’s bold coming from a girl who was screaming for more around my dick last night

Your head snaps up. Flusteredly searching the table for eyes who might have caught your sudden reaction.

“Is Jungkook texting you?” Taehyung asks, nodding to your phone in your hands.

You swallow. Hard.

“Yeah. Apparently he’s really bored at home,” you explain. “Doesn’t know what to do, so he texted me.”

“Tell him I might come to the party later,” your brother says.

You nod your head until Taehyung’s attention is no longer on you.

You

how dare you

Jungkook

???

just stating the truth

You

tae saw you texting me

Jungkook

oopss

You

he didn’t see what you texted

thank god

he said he might go to the party later

are you going?

Jungkook

hmm

don’t know

the only girl i wanna fuck rn is you

are you going?

You

no

parties are no fun when tae is around

Jungkook

watchu wearing btw

You

black dress

from miu miu

Jungkook

is it short

You

yes

Jungkook

fuck

And that’s when Jungkook surprises you a second time that night.

He sends you a pic of the hard-on he sports. He has wrapped his palm around the base, tilting his veiny length against his chiselled abdomen. His pretty mushroom tip lies above his belly button.

You instantly close your phone.

You peek at Taehyung, but he is in a deep conversation with Eunwoo.

“I need to use the restroom real quick,” you excuse yourself.

On your way there you dial Jungkook’s number.

“If I had known it is that easy to get you on the phone, I’d have done it way earlier,” Jungkook says the second he picks up.

When you enter the restroom, you’re lucky no one is in there. You hurriedly slip into a bathroom stall.

“What were you thinking?” you hiss in a whisper, the door shutting behind you.

“Thinking of you, clearly.”

“I’m sitting right next to Tae, you moron.”

“I was hoping you’d be next to that funny dude.”

You roll your eyes. “Quit being petty.”

“Just relax for five minutes,” Jungkook says, voice all deep and smooth. “Slip your fingers into your panties and have some fun with me, yeah?”

His soft voice nearly has you melting away – everything sounds so simple coming from his lips.

“What if someone comes in?” you voice your concern.

“You can be quiet. I taught you well.”

You bite your lip at the thought of your secret late-night calls when one of you two couldn’t resist – mostly Jungkook though – and it was incredibly difficult to stay quiet while Taehyung slept in the room next to yours.

You tug your panties down, middle finger running along your pussy.

“I have, like, three minutes,” you tell him.

You can hear Jungkook spitting on his cock. “I can work with that.” The faint noises of him pumping his lubed cock fill your ears and your finger starts circling around your clit.

“Been wanting you all day long;” Jungkook groans with a strained voice. “Fuck, I need you so bad.”

His desperate words are honey to your ears. You love him wanting you. Your finger moves faster, adding a little more pressure on your sensitive bud.

“Already missing me after just one day?” you giggle. “That’s not good, Koo. I can’t always sneak out for you.”

“Just love your pussy so much.” He spits again and your eyes roll at the sound.

“Can’t believe what you’re making me do.”

“What? I’m just saving you from a boring dinner.”

“It’s not that boring,” you defend.

“But you’re still having more fun with me,” Jungkook points out. “Don’t you?” he presses.

You bite your lip. “Mayhaps.”

“Fuck– if you were here, I’d shove my cock down your throat. Make those pretty eyes cry for me.”

Your brows furrow in pleasure. Your pussy is dripping with arousal for him.

“God, I hate you.”

“No, you don’t.” You hear the smile in his voice – can exactly picture the subtle hint of a smirk on his face.

Your head falls back, a breathless moan flying past your mouth. “That’s the problem.”

“That’s not considered a problem.” Jungkook huffs. “Girls just like me. That’s the standard.”

“You need to stop talking or I’ll hang up.”

Your ears fill with the sweetest laughter from him. “I’m sorry, princess. I forgot you don’t like when I talk about other girls.”

Actually, you feel like throwing up whenever he mentions other girls, but he doesn’t need to know that. It’s not like you’re not with other guys as well. You just hate hearing about girls that Jungkook hooked up with when he’s with you.

“I don’t care,” you say, aiming for an indifferent undertone. “But you need to shut up and moan more, or I won’t cum.”

Jungkook’s chuckles deeply. “Would love to fill you up right now.”

A whine escapes you. “Jungkook.”

“You want that? Want your pussy filled my cum?”

“Always,” you moan, starting to move your hips along your hand movements.

"Wanna see you," Jungkook mumbles.

"Can't take pictures. I don't have time."

Jungkook’s moans get louder and you can’t help yourself but utter a few whimpers as well.

“I’m close.” Your tummy tingles – just a few more flicks over your clit and you’re cumming.

“Cum with me.” Jungkook’s tone takes on a husky note. “Fuck, princess, I’m gonna cum.”

Breathy moans reach your left ear while you shakily whine his name. Pleasure rushes through your entire body and your eyes screw shut.

“Shit,” he curses. “Wanna see how much I came?”

You laugh foolishly, a little light-headed. “Sure.”

Jungkook sends you a picture of his toned tummy covered with streaks of cum. His cock his still hard, resting near his belly button, the tip all swollen.

“Oh,” you marvel. “Pretty.”

“We could change that, you know?”

You swallow, still feeling dizzy. “Change what?” You tug your panties up, after cleaning yourself.

“Me talking about other girls?” he reminds you. “If you want it to be just me and you, we could arrange that. That’s fine by me.”

Your eyes widen a little. Jungkook is offering to be in a committed situationship and your brain short-circuits.

“But what about all the girls throwing themselves at you?” you reply in mock pity. “You can’t do that to them.” Jungkook is one of the most popular hockey players on his team. Every girl is thirsting for him. You don’t think you’ve ever seen him alone at parties, he always has someone by his side.

“I don’t care about them.”

“You’re a meanie.” You huff. “Uhm, I think I should head back. I think I have dessert waiting for me.”

“You’re coming over?” he asks.

“You’re goofy, Jungkook.” You roll your eyes with a soft smile forming on your mouth. “Can we talk later?”

“Yeah, sure,” he replies, but doesn’t sound as bubbly as before.

You hang up, let out the longest sigh ever and leave the restroom.

~

With hot cheeks you return to the table.

“You okay?” your mum asks as you walk past her to your seat.

“Uh-huh.”

When you still feel her glance on you, you say, “Nothing's wrong.“ and add a little smile afterwards.

While you were gone, they served your table dessert. A mango parfait with coconut sorbet is just what you’re in need for.

“Eunwoo also comes to the party later,” Taehyung says when you sit down. “You wanna join us?”

“Sure,” you reply absent-mindedly.

You can’t focus on anything, Jungkook’s words are on loop in your mind.

You should tell him that his offer is a stupid idea. A very stupid one.

The way your heart flutters at the thought of being the only girl he fucks should tell you enough.

But that is exactly why you want it so bad.

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series masterlist

[dazed--xx]

SKZ Reaction: He hurts the reader II (Hyung Line)

A/N: this is for @slayhyunjin one of my favorite followers and I’d like to say a friend now. Merry Christmas hun you wanted them to make up and I did what I could but please remember in part one Minho was a Yandere so his is technically a good ending in his mind but I will have the Maknae line out soon so get the cutest most fluffy Jeongin pics ready cause that was what was promised 😭😂 but anyway I hope y’all enjoy this and it makes y’all a little happy to see that I’m alive and still writing.

Masterlist Part 1

Chan:

Your phone had been ringing off the charts since you had left your shared apartment with Chan. You stared at the waves of the ocean as the sea breeze kissed your tear stained cheeks. Your fear had dwindled in the hours you had been sitting here on this empty beach. You bite your lip, maybe you did misunderstand. You knew Chan almost better than you knew yourself; which is why you know he’d never cheat on you. You know that she probably did fall or even if she purposely fell Chan was probably innocently helping her up because that’s the type of person he is. Well, you thought he was…that is until that lamp whipped past your head and was sent crashing against the wall. Guilt filled you as you remembered the way Chan pleaded with you not to go. He knew you had nowhere to stay, you weren’t from South Korea though you had lived here for almost 5 years it wasn’t easy for you to make friends as a foreigner wether you fit in or not. You didn’t fit with most of the things that happened around you in this country and without your relationship with Chan though, living here was apart of your dreams growing up, you would have never made the leap into moving here without him and his support. Tears filled your eyes once again as you remembered the only people you have to talk to would probably immediately send Chan over to your location. You hate yourself for wishing he was actually here, you hate how much you feel like you need his insight in what you should do but you did know he’d probably think of an answer logically without including his own emotions into whatever advice he’d give you. You sigh heavily as you lift yourself from the sand and make your way back to your car. Your phone in hand as the special ringtone you had set for Chan blared through the speaker. You almost chuckle to yourself at the irony; he finally called you right after you thought about how much you needed his help. You were relieved to see the comforting texts from his members after they had called but for those few hours you had been gone Chan hadn’t once called you. Pressing the green button you lift the phone to your ear hesitantly as you sit yourself in the drivers seat. .

You almost let out a sob as you heard his tear laced voice ring through your phone “Y-Y/N?” He questioned as he sniffled. You hear him struggling to catch his breath between his sobs “Y/N if you’re there you don’t have to say anything but please just listen..” he pleads, you could tell he was trying to calm his breathing “I-I’m so sorry, I know what you saw with that trainee looked really really bad…b-but I swear I don’t even know that girl. She is—was just a backup dancer for the Case 143 concept but since she made you and me uncomfortable we all agreed she can work with Itzy or Twice.” Your heart clenches at his caring nature which is why the girl still had a job in the first place. “But Her actions and my behavior wasn’t okay and I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have done that and I don’t want to make any excuses like I was angry because that doesn’t make it okay. I should have never gotten that violent, I should have just let you cool off and came to talk to you when we both had calmed down and. For that I’m so sorry and if you don’t want to be with me anymore I’d completely understand honestly I think you shouldn’t be with me anymore because what I did isn’t okay and I know that and i deserve for you to leave—ITS NOT LIKE YOU HIT ME OR ANYTHING!” You exclaim almost fuming at the way he was describing himself “it doesn’t matter. What I did was wrong and I don’t want you to justify it either. I was wrong to do that it makes me sick to my stomach knowing I could have really hurt you. Thank god I didn’t but what if I did? I wasn’t paying attention Y/N you could have gotten seriously hurt what would have happened if it hit you—but it didn’t” you cut him off once again, as tears rolled down your cheeks “Chan are you breaking up with me?” You hear a whimper release from his lips “Why would you want to be with a guy that almost hurt you physically?” He questions “you even said you wanted to get your stuff and leave me because of all this” he cries “why wouldn’t I want to protect you even if it’s from myself? I love you more than anything in this world and that’s why I don’t want you to forgive me because the idea of you getting hurt by my own hand makes me disgusted I can’t even look at you without feeling like shit knowing I really fucked this up” your heart cracks at the pain and guilt laced in his tone “you want to know why I do want to forgive you?” You ponder “You do?” He asks bewildered you give yourself a small sad smile before answering “yes, because if you were really the type to hurt me physically you wouldn’t feel like breaking up would be the best option, you think about things rationally and always put how I feel or could possibly feel first. You genuinely show that you care about me and it makes me know you’re a genuinely good person and that’s why I love you that’s why I want to be with you. Things were…intense to say the least but I do want to work things out soon maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but I do want to work things out with you and move on from this with you as your girlfriend” the line goes silent for a second “okay..b-but can I ask you something?” He asks hesitantly “yeah anything..” you reply instantly. “C-can we move on from this with you as my fiancé? I really didn’t want to propose like this but I really really want to marry you and I can’t imagine us breaking up without me at least asking you s-so that y-you do know my intentions” You can hear the hesitation and love in his words the question really throws you for a loop “C-can I answer you when I’m ready to come talk? I do want to be with you but I’d like to be proposed to properly I don’t want to remember the way we got engaged like this even though the answer is and will always be yes but for right now it’s a maybe later I love you Channie I’ll see you in couple days I promise..” you reply lovingly. You can almost hear the smile on his lips as he responds “I’d wait for you forever don’t worry I’ll see you soon my love and I’ll do it right next time I promise..”

Minho:

The smell of mildew filled your nose, the feeling of your bed is different. Your eyes are burning as they adjust to the fluorescent light, your eyes widen in shock. This isn’t your room. You look around in a panic as you throw the foreign blanket off you. You look around the room, you didn’t see a single window. The only furniture that was there was the bed you were seated on and a chair across the room facing where you were once sleeping. Where were you? You lift yourself from the bed and make your way toward the door, noticing your lack of pants and shoes you rush toward the door trying to twist and pull on the knob before slamming your fist into it repeatedly “HELLO?! HELLO?! IS ANYONE THERE?” You call as you continue to pound your fist on the door. Panic filling your body in a tidal wave you hear footsteps coming toward you “HELLO?! Who’s there?! PLEASE HELP ME!” You hear the person stop infront of the door as you try to open it again. “Hello?!” You call once more to the stranger finally realizing how much of a bad idea it was. You had no clue who was on the other side of that door. It could be the person that put you here. Were they going to hurt you? What did they want? You questioned to yourself, bile rose in your throat as you heard the slight ‘click’ from the lock and see the knob turn “W-wait!” You shout the door doesn’t move “A-are you going to hurt me?” You question pressing your ear to the door only to hear silence in return “please answer me” you plead the stranger knocks once “d-does that mean yes?” You question fear filling your tone. They knock once again “Does that mean no?” You hear two knocks in response “O-Okay…why am I here? Where am I?” You hear a heavy sigh on the other side of the door before they force it open.

Your eyes widen in shock and relief washes over you, as you’re greeted by your boyfriend. “Minho!” You exclaim tears almost streaming down your face as you rush over to him and wrap your arms around his neck burying your face in his neck “Thank god! Why did you do that why didn’t you answer me I’m so scared right now and you couldn’t just tell me what was going on? What happened why am I here how’d I get here? Where are my clothes?” You question as you pull back noticing the stoic expression on his face “I took them” he states matter of factly. “W-why?” You question slowly removing yourself from from him “so you can’t leave of course” he smiles sinisterly. Your mouth hanging open in shock “what? You did this to me so I can’t leave?” He smiles once more the light that always sat in his eyes now gone their almost soulless. “Min what’s going on? Something seems off” you question nervously as you take a step back away from him “you think it’s okay to break up with me? I think it’s quite okay that I prevent that. You told me to not come back to see you anymore. I can’t just let that happen, it’s okay you just have to stay here; I’ll take care of you baby, don’t worry.” He says taking a small step toward you as he placed a pout on his lips “can’t you hug me again? I wasn’t ready so I really didn’t get to hold you like I wanted” his hand caresses your cheek “what do you mean I just have to stay here? What about my apartment? My job? My friends and family?” You question. Minho smiles sickeningly “That’s the best part baby everyone already thinks you’re either dead or missing at the very least. It’s okay I made everything look very believable and it won’t be linked to me or anything I am really sorry that I did have to collect your blood a little, I know you’re scared of needles that’s why I put those pills in your drink so you would sleep through it cause I know you’d be scared but, because I needed everyone to think you’d died in the ordeal but you can’t even feel it can you? I really did a great job right baby? Now we can be together and nothing is wrong anymore everything is fine. I mean it will suck to have to act really sad around my members knowing you’re alive but I have to so they don’t think something is wrong didn’t I do good baby? I’ll always do great things for you and now you can be free from those burdens, I’ll take care of you. You can live here it’s a house I know about that’s underground you can walk around it as you like. I’m sorry I locked you in here but you were sleeping and I didn’t want you to possibly sleep walk or anything because that was one of the side effects—you’re fucking crazy” you cut him off in shock at his admissions. “What the hell is wrong with you?” You growl. Fear grows in your stomach as his façade drops the smile quickly gone from his lips turning into a straight line.

“Fine then I guess you can’t go around as you like. And if you try to run I’ll cut your Achilles tendon look I don’t want to have to do it this way but you’re not giving me a choice so go lay on your bed and think about what you said to me and fucking fix it when I come back with food for you. I love you so I don’t want to have to leave you in here for too long, but I am an Idol you know? things like random world tours can come up and be there for months on end so who would take care of you if I decide to leave you here while I go? Either figure out if you want to be truly like the old you and die in a bloody gory death. If you be good and listen to me like you used to then I’ll be just as good to you. I don’t want to hurt you nor does the idea appeal me honestly it makes me nauseous but I’ll do what I have to. Be good lay down and just let me love you the way only I can. There’s no one else for you anyway it’s us for the rest of our lives babe and if you have a problem with that, well I’ll take Stockholm Syndrome even if it’s your own brain tricking you into loving me again just so you can dissociate from this. I’ll take it but if you act like this again we will have an issue.” He threatens tilting his head to the side taking a step toward you “Do you want there to be an issue?” You shake your head in response “O-of course not, Min I-I was just surprised by what you said. I’m just mad you had to use a needle on me but I really appreciate all the effort you went through, y-you did well I promise. Im not mad at you im sorry for trying to break up with you I won’t ever do it again but Min I don’t want to stay here let me go with you.” You force out, you felt like throwing up at the softness of your tone. “I’m sorry baby you have to stay here but if you’re really not mad come here give me a kiss let me hold you.” You pout at his words “p-please min I don’t want to be left here don’t leave me here please I’ll be good ill listen to your rules can’t I just be with you all the time? C-can’t I just live with you? I’m scared please Min” you plead, you felt disgusted with yourself begging him but you could tell he’s unstable and you didn’t know what he was truly capable of but you knew this was not going to end well if you didn’t listen to him. Bringing yourself closer to him you place your lips on his feeling his arms wrap around you and you could almost pretend like things were how they used to be.

Changbin:

Waking up in a panic you look around the room, almost worrying when you didn’t find Changbin sleeping beside you. The events from the night previous replay in your mind as you lift yourself from the bed. A sharp sting spreads throughout your back. You groan in pain, the door shooting open at the sound. “Y/N, are you okay?” Changbin rushes into the room in a frenzy. You stare at him bewildered, “yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?” You question almost sarcastically. You finally notice his disheveled state, the ghost of the trails of tears that streamed down his face. The scabs and bruises on his knuckles, you’re eyes widen in shock seeing his hands. Almost like a reflex you rush out of bed and grab his hand “What happened?!” You question worriedly taking his hand in yours .“I’m an asshole….” He states with a pout on his lips. “What? What happened to your hand Binnie? Are you okay?” He removes his hand from your grasp. “I’m a disgusting person…I was mad that I-sigh- I was mad that I hurt you s-so I punched the wall” you’re eyes widen “YOU PUNCHED THE WALL?!” You exclaim. “I fixed it after I made a hole in it. I have to paint it but it’s fixed” he murmurs. “DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING WALL? ILL DEMOLISH IT IF I WANTED TO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” You growl at him anger growing in your gut at the idea of him hurting himself. “I deserved it.” He states matter of factly. “Honestly I deserve worse. I’m sorry, but when you were sleeping I checked on your back and put some ointment on it but it’s a really big bruise. S-seeing it….I wanted to die. I hate myself for doing that to you. I got really mad at myself and it just happened. I’m so sorry, you don’t understand how much I said it when you were sleeping but I need you to know I’m really sorry and that it won’t happen again because-sigh-Y/N I think we should break up.” He sobs. You stare at him. “What? You want to break up? W-why? I won’t be clingy or harass you anymore I love you I don’t want to break up” you cry.

It was his turn to be shocked “Y/N I hurt you. I gave you a huge bruise on your back. I put my hands on you which is something I never thought I’d do. I can’t be with you knowing I did that and honestly I’m disappointed you would just let it go. Don’t make excuses for me, don’t try to justify it because there is no justification. I can’t redeem myself from this—yes you can—No I can’t you may be able to forgive me but I won’t be able to forgive myself. Look at your back Y/N! Actually fucking look at it I look like a domestic abuser. It makes me fucking sick!” He snaps. Your heart feels like it’s being ripped right from your chest and dangled infront of you. “Bin I love you I don’t want to break up we can figure things out. We can fix this. My back will heal” you go to grab his hand again “but the trauma from it won’t. Not right away.” He states sadly as he takes a step back. You let out a whimper “please we can work through this I love you. I know you’re going to be disappointed that I want to forgive you. But look at you right now I know you wouldn’t do it again you look like you hate yourself right now. You are beating yourself up already why would I pour salt on that wound I’m sorry but you’re not breaking up with me I’m the one that got hurt I’m the one with the bruise on my back so I’m the one that gets to make this decision and we’re not breaking up.” You see the disappointment on his face “Y/N.—no we’re not breaking up if that’s what you want to say then I don’t want to hear it” you argue placing your hands on your ears. A pout etched onto your lips as you stare at him with tear filled eyes. You shake your head at him. A small sad smile spreads across his lips. “Okay. You win we won’t break up. Im happy you’re quite stubborn and strong willed when it comes to people you love. But I am disappointed you would forgive someone that hurt you physically…” His tone is soft and caring. You feel the anxiety of a break up dwindling as you wrap your arms around Changbins neck placing soft kisses against his cheek. “I love you, you’ll forgive yourself in time with me by your side okay?”

Hyunjin:

“It’s just a sprain. Rest it for 48 hours and take your anti-inflammatory. And keep the splint on for a week or two as it is only a Grade 1 sprain. Come back if the pain gets any worse or if it seems like the swelling isn’t going down.” The doctor informed as he handed you your discharge paperwork. You nod along before making your way out of the hospital. You’re not excited about going home, the drive here was excruciatingly painful but at least your wrist is splinted. You couldn’t believe how Hyunjin reacted. How could he hurt you like that? The thought of the events earlier in the afternoon made you fee nauseous, how could the guy you loved for the past year choose his crazy ‘best friend’ over you? You had allowed Yerim’s antics to go on for too long based on her friendship with Hyunjin. Pulling into your driveway you’re quite pissed to see Hyunjins car still there. Meaning they were both still here. Your blood boiled as you forced yourself out of your car locking it behind you as you make your way to the door. Before you could enter your code into the pad, the door is forced open. You’re greeted with the sight of a disheveled Hyunjin. Tears streaming down his face, his sobs growing worse and worse with the glare you had directed at him. You roll your eyes as you shove past him, seeing his suitcase that was once under your bed now in the living room right beside the couch a complete lack of Yerims presence lingered. “W-wait! Please…” his whimpers between his sniffles as he wipes his face on his sleeves. “Wait for what Hyunjin? You weren’t supposed to be here when I got back remember? It seems your friend knows how to listen properly but you can’t.” You growl your mouth pulled into a harsh line, as you clenched your jaw. “I-I know but how could I just leave? I tried okay? I tried to listen to you I packed my stuff even though I didn’t want to I just—I couldn’t leave knowing you’re hurt. I couldn’t leave knowing that I may never get to see you again and I know it’s selfish but I have to try to fix this. I didn’t know what Yerim said but if it’s anything like what she tried to do then I’m sorry I never realized. I’m sorry I never knew the things Yerim did to you…b-but I do now! I swear I know the truth now and I’m sorry I should have never pushed you I should have listened to what happened.. a-and I would have probably done worse to Yerim if she said the things to me that she said to you.” He cries as he makes his way over to you stopping right infront of you he tries to caress your cheek. You flinch at his action, and a pout forms on his lips as he hesitantly places his hand back at his side “how’d you find out?” You question your eyes finally meeting his “cause there’s a reason I never told you”

His eyebrows scrunch together “does it matter how I found out? And why? Why would never tell me? How long has she been harassing you with that bullshit because that’s what it is. It’s bullshit! I never once slept with her. I never once told her I loved her, she was my best friend and I saw her like a sister and when she tried to throw herself on me when you had left I just lost my shit and realized what was going on.” He explained with tears streaming down his face. A heavy sigh is released from his lips and his current state is enough to send your heart into the morgue. “Jinnie—She was fucking pissed that I supposedly was choosing you over her but she doesn’t realize how many times you probably feel like I chose her over you. You should have told me but that doesn’t excuse what I did to you and I’m so fucking sorry Y/N. I really am, a-and if you let me I’ll make it up to you. Yerim is gone she’s out of my life she means nothing to me if she could try to ruin something that she knows I’ve dedicated myself to. She knew I wanted to marry you. She came with me to pick the ring for when I proposed but in the end even her attempts didn’t ruin anything. You knew she was bullshitting. In the end, I ruined everything but I will fix it. I’ll make it up to you I want to be with you I love you and I’m so fucking sorry” He cut you off dropping to his knees and holding your good hand in both of his “if you forgive me for this it will never happen again. I’m so sorry that I pushed you. I’m so sorry I let my anger get the better of me because you are right I heard her tell you those things and I heard you defend me and I don’t know I couldn’t think and I got mad. But if it makes you feel any better I pushed her too probably a lot worse than I pushed you and I told her I want nothing to do with her anymore I think she got the message cause she slapped the shit out of me and left” you’re eyes widen at his confession your hand instinctively lifting his face inspecting his cheek seeing the fading red mark. “I’ll fucking kill her she did what?!” You growl “she hit you?” You rush past him grabbing your keys only to be halted by Hyunjin grabbing your hand “it’s fine I deserved it for what I did to you” he comforts, your eyebrows raise “yeah and if anyone deserves to hit you it’d be me not her and I didn’t nor would I want to hit you let alone allow some slut to do the same thing to MY boyfriend. Don’t try to stop me cause I’m going to fuck her up Hyunjin” you notice the way his face lit up “Am I?” You shake your head at him in confusion “are you what?” He bites his lip as he stared at the ground “Am I still your boyfriend? What I did was really really bad…and I don’t feel like I deserve to call myself that anymore since you told me to leave” you look at him feeling a little guilty, whilst you did indeed tell him to pack his shit and leave you are kind of relieved he didn’t listen. While you didn’t enjoy the fact that he pushed you, his loyalty and the love he has for the people around him is what drew you to him in the first place. If Yerim wasn’t such a bitch and didn’t antagonize the issue then this wouldn’t have happened and yes, while he shouldn’t have pushed you he thought he was protecting his childhood friend.

“I’d like to think you still are…I-if you still want to be—more than anything I want to be your boyfriend more than I want to be an idol at this very moment” he cuts you off looking at you with hope. You bite your bottom lip and wrap your arms around his neck. You hear a sigh of relief release from his throat as he holds you against him as if you’d disappear when he let go. “Thank god….I love you so much I’m so sorry you won’t regret this I promise” he cries as he buries his face in your neck. You smile slightly pulling your head back to look at your sad puppy of a boyfriend pressing your lips against his. He kisses you passionately before you pull away “But if I ever see Yerim it’s on sight. She doesn’t have the right to put her hands on you just for rejecting her. She’s going to get her ass whooped and you won’t be able to stop me…”

[fandomfucker]

Do you think you could do one for Rhea were it’s all about how she posts about her girlfriend on social media? Like she posts about her girl and the fans just go wild for it? Can make it fluff, smut, whatever takes your fancy. Could be headcannons if you want? ❤️‍🔥🌸

YES!! I love this one cause I literally think about these things all the time. Doing headcannons so I can fit more in🫡

Lemme know if yall want a part 2!

I've said it before, I'll say it again; Rhea loves doing TikTok trends with you

Whether you're running into her and she swings you around or your eyes are inches away from her tits, she loves them and she loves the reactions ya'll get from the fans

She constantly reposts fanart of not just the two of you, but fanart of just you

There's even some of you and her dogs which she commissioned the og artists to paint on a canvas so she could put them up around the house

And edits of course

She lives for the edits people make of you

You're not super active on twitter however Rhea will always find some way to flirt with you on every single post you make, no matter what its about. A winking emoji, some heart eyes, or the filthiest implications

and the mosherz always go batshit when she does it

she also reposts ever single one of your posts to hype you up no matter what it is

She also loves to just take pictures/videos of you when you're completely unaware and just totally natural because those are the things she loves most about you

Every milestone post has a caption so long most people dont even bother to finish reading it

of course its all about how much she loves you and how proud she is of you but omg its so long

she will bully the fuck out of anyone leaving even the slightest mean comment

like to the point they delete their account

she just loves to show you off every chance she gets

because you're hers and she's yours and everyone needs to know that

every thirst pic/video she posts goes to you first so you're always the first to see them

You also get bonus content thats not posted😉

sometimes you'll be in one of her tiktoks or thirst posts from Raw (or a ppv) and the caption is always something super raunchy that makes the fans freak out for the next few weeks

or until the next post

You've been obsessed with the Harley Quinn show on Max recently so for Halloween you made Rhea dress up as the Poison Ivy to your Harley Quinn

You won best costume and there was tons of fanart made of the two of you as them

You like to do face masks and you wanted Rhea to join you but she'd only do it if you would agree to do a little photoshoot with her with them on for her insta

She also took a little polaroid of you to keep in her wallet

On that note, when you revealed that Rhea keeps one of those mini photo albums for polaroids in her carry-on (no matter where she goes) FILLED with polaroids of you, you and the dogs, or the occasional ones of the two of you, or all four of you, Twitter blew up

it was all anyone could talk about for weeks

"The cutest thing ever!!😍 Rhea loves her SO MUCH😭"

SHE. LOVES. TO. SHOW. YOU. OFF.

She has "Belongs to Y/F/N" in her bio on all socials

Constantly taking pictures of you because "you're just so beautiful, babe"

The fans are in love with how in love you are

Like its a fairytale and they're living for it

She constantly talks about you in interviews and always reposts those clips specifically so that just in case people didn't watch/listen to that particular instance of her gushing about you, now they have

The fans cosplay as the two of you just like they do with Rhea and Dom

you are THE it couple

Everyone wishes they were you

When you got engaged, you changed your name in your insta bio to Mrs. Ripley and the fans actually went insane

like to the point that the official WWE accounts got involved

[anabdaniels]

How much does devotion weigh?

Paring: chubby!Agent Whiskey x Plus size female reader

Summary: Your thoughts about your husband's appearance end up on a good morning sex or Jack became chubby after retiring from Statesman and reader is obsessed with it.

Word counting: 1.5k

Rating: +18

Warnings: Fingering, unprotected sex, creampie, body worship (if you squint), retired chubby Jack (c'mon, it's too lovely to not be warned).

A/N: So, we all saw the Eddington BTS pics and we're collectively deceased. Not surprisingly, while everyone was like "OMG that's Javi" my Daniels-obsessed brain could only scream "THAT'S JACK AFTER RETIRE FROM STATESMAN AND GET HIS RANCH" so here we are.

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You sighed as your husband’s breath tickled your nape, his warm chest pressed against your bare back. You’ve been awake for a good time, but with no intention to go anywhere, after all, you had no reason to do such a thing, nothing could compete with spending a cold morning snuggling in the comfortable arms of your cowboy.

Being that quiet and comfortable, your brain started to make you think way too much; you hated every minute of the period of your relationship you had to deal with Jack disappearing in whatever place Statesman needed him to, letting you completely clueless about when you would talk to him again, how long would take for him to come back home or even if he really would come back. Now that all those agonizing days were just a memory of a distant past, you sure still hated Statesman for having kept your man away from you all those times, but at that very moment, being so well snuggled in his arms, you surely would never forgive Statesman for have kept his comfortable shape away from your hands for so long.

Yes, even during his more fit period, Jack had that soft stomach you always went feral for, but since his retirement, he had converted to your real-life-sized teddy bear. His arms still were strong and muscular, which couldn’t be different with the amount of manual work he did daily around the ranch, but now they were chubbier and softer, like the rest of him. You couldn’t be more grateful for his taste in jeans, because, if those vacuum-packed pairs looked good before, now that they had to be a size bigger because Jack’s thighs, hips, and ass had grown, you were doing no better than a man when it came to having your eyes glued on his rear back while he did anything.

You smiled when you felt Jack moving on the bed, leaning his head forward and kissing your shoulder lazily as he woke up, tightening his embrace around you, which was more than enough to set fire to your whole body. You turned on the bed to face him, smiling at how handsome Jack could look with his eyes half-lidded and his recently awake lazy face; his estimated mustache, millimetrically trimmed as always, looked good like never on his now slightly rounded face. Without second thoughts, you leaned your hands on his cheeks, gently squeezing them while tucking yourself even more against Jack, hanging one of your legs around his hip.

“Are we well woke up, hum?” Jack teased and leaned to nibble your chin while moving one hand up and down your back, causing you to shiver all over since being a full-time ranch owner had made his hands rougher over time.

“Can you blame me for it? You have no idea how hard it is to wake up with such a hot thing on my bed every day.” You said completely shamelessly, moving one of your hands down his chest, sighing audibly with the merle feeling of his soft form under your palm.

“And here I was, thinking I should start to workout again.” He retorted with a chuckle.

“You wouldn’t dare.” You answered more quickly and worried than you planned to, but it was a genuine reaction. You felt your libido getting wilder at every pound he gained over time, you couldn’t bear the idea of him losing them.

“Wasn’t you that said that I was crazy for not being happy every time you planned to do some unnecessary diet?” he raised one eyebrow with a cocky smirk.

“Fine, I may have understood what you meant when you said that a couple of pounds more wouldn’t hurt anyone.” You admitted with a playful smile, unconsciously squeezing his soft stomach.

“Then is a no for the workout?” Jack questioned teasingly, pressing your body against his.

“Is a definitely obviously explicit unnegotiable no, Daniels.” You said emphatically, melting a bit with the feeling of his body glued on yours and leaning forward to kiss him.

Jack moved one hand up your back, sinking his fingers in your hair and pulling it softly as his other arm kept firmly rounding your waist. A popsicle in the sun would be more undamaged than you at that moment. You weren’t even consciously moving your hands while they groped every inch of Jack’s torso you could reach, especially when you squeezed his soft love handle; you never understood all the times Jack said how much he loved to grab your soft curves, especially your rounded stomach and abundant love handles, but now you were comprehending everything. You always saw a bit of weight gain as the end of the world when it was with you, but at moment Jack gained the first couple of pounds, you were about to climb up the walls wanting to grab every part of him.

And Jack was completely aware of that. He never doubted that you were deeply attracted to him, but when he realized that your libido seemed to magically have increased at the same pace that he became thicker, it felt like a breath of fresh air. Aside from his cocky and full-of-himself manner, for a moment Jack wondered if you would be okay with the body changes the retirement brought and couldn’t be more relieved with your little obsession towards his new form.

Having you so needy and melted between his arms, Jack couldn’t do more than move further, letting go of your waist to sneak one hand between your legs, smirking as he felt you already wet and pulsing on his fingers. With no flourishes, he started to rub your throbbing clit, taking a squeaky whimper from you as your nails sank into his chubby waist. Unable to hold his huge need, Jack slid inside you, smiling against your lips as you moaned and pulled him with your leg, getting even more turned on by the soothing feeling of his soft stomach pressing against yours.

Despite being drunk on pleasure you managed to open your eyes while resting your forehead on his, your hands still caressing and squeezing all over him as much as it was possible. Got on the moment as much as you, Jack grabbed your thick thigh that was on top of him, pulling you closer as he rolled slightly to the side, getting half on top of you and letting his body weight partially over yours, that being enough to send you to heaven; you always loved how you felt small under him, which gained a boost with his extra weight.

With one elbow resting on the mattress, Jack leaned to kiss you again, keeping his hold on your thigh as he intensively fucked you; the increasing of your libido had thrown his sex drive at the height too, especially after got rid of all his stress of working for Statesman.

You hung both of your arms around his neck as you melted under Jack, tightening your leg around his hip as that knot started to build on your lower stomach. Conscious of the effects he had on you, Jack slightly leaned his head back, letting go of your thigh and grabbing your jaw, staring deep into your eyes as he made sure to let his upper body brush against yours, causing you to whimper and contort, unwrapping your arms from his neck just to touch his shoulders and biceps, aware that you could cry if you thought too much about how handsome he was and how lucky you were for being married to him.

As your eyes started to roll back on their orbits and your eyelids fell closed, you felt Jack letting go of your jaw to move his hand between your legs but he didn’t get the chance to make it, once you fell apart on an orgasm even before his fingers reached the level of your stomach. You whined and sank your face into the curve of his neck, feeling your senses cloudy and your cunt pulsing around his cock. With a soothing caress on your nape, Jack kissed the top of your head, letting his face rest there and groaning quietly against your hair as he filled you up.

After a moment, Jack rested by your side, letting an arm around your torso and one leg between yours. You turned your head lazily to look at him when his fingers caressed your waist, smiling when you found him looking at you.

“Can I ask you something?” you whispered and he promptly nodded “Do you have any unavoidable plan for today?”

“Not actually.” Jack answered with a soft frown, curious about what you had in mind.

“Very good.” You said while tucking yourself against his chest “Because I have no intention of letting you get out of this bed so soon.”

Just casually tagging some besties that might be interested on this (and to say hi after I disappeared for weeks): @missladym1981 @tuquoquebrute @iloveenya @sevillagrenada @pedroshotwifey

[bbrissonn]

in which y/n attends the ears tour in detroit with cole and luke

lemon au masterlist

y/nzegras

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y/nzegras best night of my life 🪩🐍🧣(last pic is my live reaction of hearing haunted and i almost do as surprise songs)

also shootout to coley for being the best photographer out there, and to lukey for running to the bathroom to get my toilet paper cause i was crying too much 😗

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colecaufield t swift >> hs

y/nzegras @/colecaufield okay woah now, comparing mother to father is something we do NOT do here short stuff

lhughes_06 why wasn't the fit changed included...?

y/nzegras @/lhughes_06 shhh that's for another post

trevorzegras @/y/nzegras outfit change...???

y/nzegras @/trevorzegras yuh, you would know if you were an actual swifty and came with us loser

colecaufield i can confirm the statement abt the last pic, my ears still hurt from the yelling

y/nzegras @/colecaufield :))

friendsusername can't believe you decided to go to the one in detroit instead of coming with us...

y/nzegras @/friendsusername sorry loves, but mr coley offered me free tickets, can't say no to that <33

trevorzegras @/y/nzegras 1. you're such a fake friend, ditching them like that 2. stop using my friends for their money

y/nzegras @/trevorzegras 1. i was on facetime with them so shush 2. cole offered them to me as an early birthday gift. ur friends like me more than you, stay mad whore 😌

colecaufield @/y/nzegras ur my fav zegras

y/nzegras @/colecaufield this is why ur my fav

jamie.drysdale @/y/nzegras what about me...?

y/nzegras @/jamie.drysdale ur my west coast boy :D

jackhughes why do i have 20 million friendship bracelets in my room with weird letters on them @/y/nzegras

y/nzegras @/jackhughes it's part of my plan to turn you into a swifty

jackhughes @/y/nzegras what on earth does ATWTMVTVFTV mean??

y/nzegras @/jackhughes it's a song duhhh look it up jacky

jackhughes @/y/nzegras ITS TEN MINUTES WTH

y/nzegras @/jackhughes consider it ur song of the day :)

jackhughes @/y/nzegras wait when you'd even go in my room...?

y/nzegras @/jackhughes i have connections, lots of help from the inside

jackhughes @/y/nzegras WAS IT LUKE??

y/nzegras @/jackhughes im not saying it's him, but im not saying it's not him either 😃

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y/nzegras twinningggggg

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trevorzegras this is the outfit change??

y/nzegras @/trevorzegras yuh

trevorzegras @/y/nzegras im a little dissapointed ngl

y/nzegras @/trevorzegras idc, go cry about it little baby

_alexturcotte @/y/nzegras i wanna be like you when im older

y/nzegras @/_alexturcotte purr as you should mr cactus 😽

_quinnhughes when'd the outfit change happen exactly...?

y/nzegras @/_quinnhughes i missed the end of cardigan to be ready for the 1989 set

trevorzegras @/y/nzegras isn't cardigan like one of your fav?

y/nzegras @/trevorzegras si, but i was sobbing and i only missed like the last minute of it

lhughes_06 security giving you a weird look when you explained why you had a whole other outfit with you was the best part of the night

colecaufield @/lhughes_06 "it's called an outfit change mister" -y/n zegras, 2023

y/nzegras @/colecaufield he obviously wasn't a swifty, i don't get why they hired him 🙄

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[luvhughes43]

love at first sight | jamie drysdale

[luvhughes43 masterlist🌷]

request: jamie x hughes reader plz! :)

summary: you quickly fall for the looks of one of your brothers friends… friend.

note: this is very silly but i hope u guys like it!

word count: 0.5k

early june 

summers at your brother's lake house were all the same. 6 foot tall boys would flock to the house in droves, staying for weeks at a time under the guise of training when really they hung around the house playing pool and lounging on the boat. 

therefore, when your brothers friend trevor zegras said that he invited one of his friends to the house for a few weeks, you paid absolutely no mind to his statement. 

that was until you were bikini-clad on the boat - which was rocking each time a new hockey boy jumped on - that you became aware of said friend. 

you looked up from your book and to yours and everyone's surprise, you gasped. the dark haired man you had never seen before was standing a little ways away from you - shirtless. looking… well hot!

“did you just gasp?” trevor asked, not one to miss anything. 

“i-” you start, but are immediately cut off when trevor's friend catches your eye. bright blue met yours, and wow… jamie smiles at you awkwardly, not catching onto your reaction to his… physique. his awkward smile causes giggles to bubble up your throat and you quickly bring your hands up to your mouth to try and mask your smiles. 

“way to go jimmy! made her speechless!” trevor jokes, slapping jamie on the back who stumbles forward. 

“what’s going on?” jack asks, holding a heavy cooler in his hands. 

“it seems your sister has a little crus-”

“no i don’t!” you shout when you finally get yourself together. you shoot an almost pleading look to trevor - silently begging him to keep his mouth shut. so what if you thought jamie was insanely attractive! with all the men that were invited over to the house there was sure to be one that would catch your attention. 

your eyes shoot to jamie next, who was awkwardly shifting his weight from foot to foot. “well like… you are hot don’t get me wrong!” you try to amend your words but it all comes out wrong. 

luke groans loudly. 

“...thanks?” jamie says, his face flushing at all the newfound attention. 

trevor whistles annoyingly high pitched. “she’s never reacted that way to anybody. like she literally giggled when she saw you” trevors eyes crinkle as he speaks, one of his tell-tale signs that he’s about to either burst out into laughter or say something wildly inappropriate. 

possibility number two isn't acceptable and so you rush, “i’m sorry! you’re just soo…” you break out into a fit of giggles again, this time unable to stop. 

“there’s no damn way…” jack speaks up again, looking between his sister and jamie. “she’s usually normal,” jack turns to jamie who has a wide smile plastered across his face. 

“It’s okay, i think she’s pretty cute too,” jamie speaks smoothly and you swear your heart stops. luke groans again, and trevor falls into another fit of giggles. 

after the awkward–semi cute meeting, you and jamie spend the rest of the day getting to know each other. aside from your attraction to each other, you guys have a lot in common and by the end of the summer you guys are an exclusive couple. 

end of august

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ynhughes it’s been an interesting summer for sure🌊💐

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trevorzegras call me mr. matchmaker👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

jackhughes nobodys calling you that

trevorzegras HATER!! BOOO👎🍅

jamie.drysdale the best summer❤️

bestie love this for u

lhughes_06 yuck

colecaufield 😎😎

user1 JIMMY????

user2 yn hughes and jamie drysdale…. ohh we won

user3 they’re so cute wtff

user4 yn looking hot as always

user5 THAT PIC OF JAMIE??? I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES!!!

[dearmura]

🖤ni-ki boyfriend headcannons🖤

(will continue adding onto it tbh)

🧸denies it if asked but is a SUCKER for affection (i.e. cuddles, kisses, etc.)

doesn't display much pda, to the point where some may not even guess that you two are dating. as soon as you two get home, he's back hugging you, burying his face in the crook of your neck inhaling your scent, and begging you for attention

🧸has a thing for his partner being shorter than him ( I don't make the rules )

as a playful kid, this would be his perfect opportunity to tease you and overall just get on your nerves ( thinks you're the cutest when you're sulky). I also see him as very protective (non-toxic, 'wear what you want, I can fight' type) so you being shorter than him will just fuel that agenda

🧸will 100% spoil you

you like a hoodie in his closet? it's yours

sees an article of clothing that reminds him of you while you're out? here's the receipt just in case it doesn't fit (it will, he knows you all too well)

will get sulky if you choose the cheapest food item on the menu

even if it's not financially, he stills spoils you (with attention, affection, etc etc)

you just want a hug? be prepared to stay in that position with him in your arms for a good few hours

basically: what y/n wants, y/n gets

🧸is the type to baby you (either to show his love or tease you (or both))

if you're with riki, be prepared for him to coo at everything you do, no matter what it is. or have him baby talk you when he thinks you're being too cute. is also the type to feed you just to see your reaction

taking 'his baby' to a whole new level

🧸without a doubt has partner privilege

the members can baby him or tease him and he'll get all defensive about it. but when you do it, he gives in and has quite possibly the dumbest smile on his face. allows himself to be coddled like the baby he is, essentially

🧸into neck kisses

don't ask me why, my psychic senses are tingling with this one. he's definitely the type to hug you from behind or have you sat on his lap and just bury his face in the crook of your neck for warmth. also is a sucker for receiving them (will melt). it's a plus if you're ticklish cuz that makes another reason why he should kiss you there 🤷‍♀️

🧸gives you literal heart eyes (even when you're not looking)

when he loves someone, he's the type to show it, intentional and subconsciously. you can be talking and he'll just have the stupidest smile on his face giving you his full, undivided attention. also is very much the type to stare at your lips as you speak. you can be having a disagreement over something miniscule and he'll wait for you to finish speaking so he can just pull you into a kiss and see you all flustered

"you're so adorable when you're mad, princess"

🧸your parents LOVE him more than you oop

if you're from a culture that isn't his, he'll literally try to learn the language or some greetings to leave a good impression on your family. brings fruits, flowers, whatever cultural greeting gift it is: he's got it

is the type to feed into your mom's bragging and beg her to show him albums of your baby pics😒

LOVES sports so your dad will actually adopt him as his son

at the end of the day, your parents will scold you for not being good enough for him 'cause how is a man so perfect???/jj

[xhdream]

xdinary heroes taking dirty pictures

smut | xdh x gn!reader | mdni

cw: nudity, mentions of sexting, phone sex, orgasm

a/n: just some loose interpretations on what exchanging dirty pics with xdh may look like

♡ gunil

some of them may look like photoshoots so be prepared

many pics of him relaxing in bed, most times naked under the sheets

lots of selfies while laying down with one arm behind his head flexing his biceps

loves lowering the sheets down his torso a little too much.. revealing his abs but also giving you a glimpse of something else

you’re texting and when you ask what movie he’s watching he sends you a picture of the tv

but the only thing you can see is his naked body barely covered from the bed sheets

abs pics!!

abs pics from the gym when he’s sweating

dick pics while he’s sitting cause he gets to show off his fit thighs - they deserve attention too

loves if you respond with a dirty pic before he’s asked for it

he finds the not too revealing photos more arousing - gunil’s the type to like it when you leave some things to the imagination, making him crave you even more

often responds to your photos in audio format ~

♡ jungsu

doesn’t do nudes often but it’s fun when he does

he’s cheeky - he calls you aiming for a long dirty talk knowing damn well you’ll both end up touching yourselves

during that he sends you several teasing pics

shots of his bulge, abs, a clip of his hand slowly stroking his erection through his clothes

just so he can hear you begging to see his cock on facetime

he finds your reactions far more exciting than the actual taking of the photos; it works like a confidence boost

videos > pictures

many pics of his hand over his boner while he’s still wearing underwear

sometimes he would grip it through his jeans too ~

when he feels inspired and horny he makes himself cum in his pants so he can show you the mess he made for you

♡ jiseok/gaon

tons and tons of tummy pics!!!

but before we begin lets note the fact he asks for nudes first before thinking of sending his own

he’d be like “take a pic”, and when you make him send one first he’d be like fair enough

and he ends up having a little too much fun

now that we have that out of the way …

loves showing you his abs painted with cum

“thinking of you” the message says

he photographs your scratches on his abs after you leave his place

the hickeys you left him too

lots of pics with different pulled up shirts or him lifting his hoodie with his teeth

sometimes he unbuttons his pants too just to tease you even more

doesn’t mind lifting his tee up even if the members are around he actually enjoys their teasing

regularly sends you bathroom pics from random hotels where he wears a towel around his waist just to see if you’re gonna ask him to take it off

pics of his leaky tip poking through the waistband of his sweats >>

♡ seungmin/o.de

so much mirror pics duh

he definitely does the mirror shots where he’s got his t-shirt lift up with one hand - that’s the first one he sends you

the pics gradually get more and more revealing and kinky

and by that i mean naked full body pics cause that’s seungmin we’re talking about

him wearing only his accessories >>>

sometimes he’s sitting on a chair facing the mirror

or down on his knees with his erection on full display for you

another one of the group that loves bathroom shots, so he’ll use the foggy mirror to make even more erotic and aesthetically pleasing shots for your collection

cause we all know you end up creating a folder just for the pictures he constantly sends you

selcas while he’s hugging the pillow in a way that flexes his biceps

♡ hyeongjun/junhan

i can see him go really bold with sending you nudes cause you cannot see if he’s flustered or not

he loves showing off his black nails and new fancy accessories by holding his erection ~

lots of after shower pics!!!

sometimes when you text him how’s he doing he showers first and then replies just so he can send a pic with his chest and hair all wet

he doesn’t feel guilty about making you wait

nor will he ever tell you that he’s done this multiple times

shots of the imprint of his boner showing through his sweats >>>

morning nudes!!

nothing proves more how much he misses you than a pic of the mess he made in his bed after his morning jerk off session

he shows you the sticky strings of cum by spreading his fingers in front of the camera

♡ jooyeon

straight up pic of his dick

cause i don’t see him being very creative with this tbh

he’s not very into taking nudes, he much rather receive them

he takes one only if you ask for it

if he takes seductive pics they’re lazy, casual, not too revealing and just for the funsies

most likely to send you a funny face when you ask for a nude

most of the fun he gets from sexting/phone sex comes from the fact you can’t see each other - it builds a type of tension that nudes do not so i don’t see him doing this often

jiggles his cock in front of the camera almost every time

[queenendless]

✨️🍰🎉GOJO B-DAY SPECIAL~!🎉🍰✨️

A/n: Tooth rotting fluff cause it's baby's big day!

Set in that Teacher AU cause why not?

The banner down below I made using official JJK illustrations, plus Befunky and etc.

My ideal pairings with the students, teachers, sorcerers and etc sprinkled in with SatoSugu but overall it's our man's big day!

Please DON'T plagiarize, repost, AND/OR translate my FANFIC work. Rather reblog, like and follow instead. I hope you enjoy!

The lights were switched on.

Sounds of poppers went off in droves.

Confetti and streamers flew through the air.

“OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU!”

“Why, you shouldn't have!” Sparkles became animated around Gojo's beaming aura as he clasped his hands together in joy one moment before looking and sounding dead serious the next. “But really, you should have.”

“After your insufferable reminders to us the past few weeks, we considered dropping out.” Nanami bluntly put it before sighing in defeat. “L/n-Chan however pleaded for us to aid her in this endeavor.”

“Be grateful L/n is willing to put in all this effort for you, you dolt.” Utahime sternly admitted, although the smooch on her cheek from Shoko had the scarred sorcerer blushing and hiding her cute face in her wife's shoulder to Shoko's amusement.

“Honestly, you knew we were gonna throw one either way. Your disappointed whining wouldn't rest otherwise.” Shoko patted Utahime's noggin, airily adding.

“Congrats, Gojo-san, for one being one year older!” Haibara draped an arm around Nanami's shoulders, leaning against his husband's fit suited form. Raising his alcoholic free drink to that. “And for all your hard work, as always!”

“Yu-kun~!” Gojo shed waterfalls to that; dampening his black blindfold. “Nanamin, why can't you follow your hubby's example~!?”

“Your conduct can answer that.” Nanami's disdain spoke volumes as well.

“So can this grand gift from us.” Nanako and Mimiko rolled up literally with a big wrapped box topped with a bow on a foldable trolley cart.

Eyes widening behind that blindfold, Gojo cheekily giggled as he took that lid off.

With some aided help from inside.

“Tada.” The calm cheer from Suguru as he popped out of that giant wrapped present box with open arms struck love's arrow through Satoru's heart.

“YAY~!” Tackling his hubby to the floor with such intensity made the latter grunt roughly before breaking out in breathy laughs as he was being smothered in amorous smooches followed by Gojo literally chewing on them cheeks.

Expected reaction whenever those two have not been in each other's reach for just mere hours. Imagine days or weeks spent apart.

“I've missed you so much~!” Gojo whined.

Geto chuckled as Gojo suckled and tugged on his reddened cheek. “Satoru, you saw me this morning.”

“Exactly my point! I need my squeeze~” Gojo nuzzled his cheek against Geto's red marked one.

“Gojo-sensei …” Yuji's voice ominously trailed off, getting both senseis attention.

Tokyo and Kyoto students unite, lined up with cream filled pies in all their hands, smug and devious grinning looks on their faces, readying for the strike.

“Tanjōbi omedetō!” Yuji, Yuta, Junpei, Kasumi, Kokichi, Aoi, and Takuma's cheers were more enthusiastic with smiles beaming bright.

“Tanjōbi omedetō.” Megumi, Nobara, Maki, Panda, Mai, Momo, and Kamo were more on the lukewarm side.

“Mentaiko.” That is all Toge owned.

The room exploded with a shared consensus.

That be it, to bury this man, albeit in a celebratory way.

Those pies flew.

A gawking Geto was caged in Gojo's smothering hug, dragging him down with him.

Filled with unbridled enjoyment, Gojo did a double peace sign pose, covered in cream, so memorable, so snapshot worthy as many took them pics. Even with his bashful pie covered husband pressed to his side.

“I hate you,” Suguru grumbled.

“I love ya too.” Satoru cooed, smooching his man fully just to lick all that cream off, taking Suguru's chuckles as a good sign before returning the liplock.

Nanako and Mimiko giggling at their pie coated papas, taking pics whereas the rest of their fellow teens were either flustered by the PDA or were numbed to the daily PDA of these two.

“Hey! Someone better clean up this mess cause it ain't gonna be me!” Riko complained before passing some towels for them to wipe all that cream off when her mom dove in to sweep up said mess. “Not you, Kuroi!”

“But someone has to!”

Gojo waved it off. “Eh, we can clean up after hours. Now then, where did our darling wifey go?” Seeing your figure slipping away in the midst of the creamy chaos made this white cat curious.

“Possibly preparing her gift for you, I believe.” Suguru hinted at, winking as the twins dragged him by the arms to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

The birthday man took that as his chance to find out himself, easily tracing your cursed energy signature, huddled up over the closet in your shared bedroom.

“There you are!” Your heart bursts out of your chest at seeing him pop his head into the room. You were too absorbed in what you held that you forgot to sense for anyone approaching you.

“Did you plan all this for big ol’ me?” Satoru smirked widely as he stripped off his cream splotched jacket, already knowing the answer before it got past your lips.

Your irresistibly shiny lips.

“Hey, Sugu helped. And Ieiri, Yu, Riko, Yuji, Yuta – it was a team effort. There, I said it!” You pouted.

Toru laughed a bit, dropping his creamy jacket to the floor, stretching his arms all feline like, seducing you with his flexing muscles through that black compression shirt, burning up immensely at the sight but turning away to try and focus. “I just didn't have time to wrap it amiss helping set up!”

“Any gift from you is perfect, regardless of the packaging.” He praised, slipping off those creamy pants, revealing his soft blue boxers.

“Well it's my first time celebrating your birthday with you and Sugu wanted me to feel included in helping set up and I was gonna use the kitty wrapping too – MMPH~!”

Being turned around so swiftly made you grow dizzy but his sturdy grasp kept you standing, pinning you as you were flooded with so much warmth.

The taste of creamy goodness came from that piping hot mouth of his as he took his chance to dive that tongue right in.

The familiar dance playing out as he made sure every inch of that succulent mouth of yours was touched by his very essence. Your hands loosened their grip on that small velvet box as your muffled moans made him want to wrap his own hands around you, caressing the back of your head to pull you in deeper with one as well as resting the other on your lower back.

“Such a decadent angel for a handsome devil like myself.” He sighed in bliss, falling back to land on your giant shared bed, pulling you down with him. “Now gimme gimme~!”

You rolled your eyes endearingly at his childlike spirit. “Okay, I give. Here.” You two sat up as you watched in bated breath.

He opened the box to find a silver locket with three tiny gems embedded in the lid.

An amethyst. A turquoise And a (birthstone).

One for each of you three's birth months.

“I considered putting in a blue zircon for your stone, but you're not a fan of traditions so I went with the modern option.”

He held it by the silver chain, chuckling as he marveled in its worth. “It's perfect.”

You scooted closer, hugging his arm, as anticipation made you bounce to his amusement. “Open it up.”

Once that lid flipped open, he gaped a bit.

There was a fitted picture inside. A very familiar one. He should know. He took the pic himself.

It was on your first date with the sorcerer couple.

Seated outside in the early evening.

Vines trailing down the brick back wall.

Fairy lights hanging above.

You had a rose placed behind your left ear; symbolizing your new dating status, by a tenderly smirking Suguru himself who wrapped an arm around you as Satoru took up your other side with a beaming grin as he took the picture himself.

With you blushing, shyly smiling, through it all.

“Man, how a year just passes by.” Satoru got all nostalgic.

“Trying to get that photo at just the right size was a challenge but I'm just glad it fits. Do … Do you like it?”

Your soul trembled as he pulled down his blindfold; his spiky hair now settling down, to see it with his own glowing eyes in the flesh, heartfelt emotion racing through his irises.

He looked up to pierce you with his intense gaze. “Have I told you how much I love you?”

You rubbed your nose with his, giggling as he mirthfully returned the gesture. “Every day since that first date.”

He clasped the locket around his thick neck, now hanging plush between his voluptuous pecs. “Well, I love everything you give me.” He cupped your cheeks to kiss you tenderly. “Thank you Y/n … for this … the bash … for coming into my life.”

A loud rough coughing sound brought you two out of the entrancing moment to look over and see Suguru in his white undershirt and gray sweatpants.

“Our lives, actually.” Suguru crawled over the bed to smooch you just as affectionately. “Satoru, pants."

“I could just go out in my birthday suit~” Satoru coyly suggested.

You nearly got a nose bleed at that.

Suguru snorted before nibbling on those smug lips. “Tonight, you madman. But for now, pants.”

“Hai hai.”

Mai and Momo taking selfies with the decadent sweets spread out.

Kasumi smooching off the frosting she poked on a flustered Kokichi’s nose.

Kamo fails in talking down Todo by putting Yuji through another rival challenge to test their brotherly bestie bond.

Junpei having a dopey grin as he aided Tsumiki with cleaning but trying to focus his eyes anywhere else when the girl nearly caught him every time.

Nobara cuddling against Maki as she live streamed those two on her phone.

Yuuta laughing at something Panda said with Toge holding his hand and giving it a squeeze, intertwined.

Yuji and Aoi having a chugging contest just to have a wandering cursed doll whack into him, choking out his Cola.

Megumi rubs Yuji's back after handing him a water bottle, with Yaga running over to grab his wayward creation, apologizing to Yuji whereas Todo encourages – more like yelling – for his brother to keep striving forward.

The night ended with everyone wearing party hats and blowing in birthday whistles as Satoru, wearing matching sweatpants, smiled as you dimmed down the lights along with Riko and Kuroi rolling out the cake; the candles being the only source of light.

Singing happy birthday.

Capturing this moment with his eyes, his mind, and his soul.

Claps and cheers fill the air after he blows out the candles.

“Ya wanna know what I wished for?” He asked as he settled beside you on the couch, plated cake in hand, savoring every bite.

“Unless you don't want it to come true, probably not.” You reminded him.

“Superstitions or not, I'll only say this …”

Suguru settled on his other side, relaxing against him, humming as Satoru gave a forehead smooch.

“Whatever comes next …”

Eyeing the bustling lively room of students, colleagues, friends and family with awe.

“We face it head on. As one.”

Your face rested against his shoulder, laxing in tranquility.

“Happy birthday, Toru.”

He kissed your forehead next, dropped his plate in his lap so he could wrap his arms around you both, letting you two use him as your pillow.

The fulfilling nourishment topped with the wholesome vibes of today got you three in the mood to just nod off for a bit.

“Thank you … for the best … b-day … ever.”

The befuddled, amused expressions thrown your way went unnoticed by you, of course.

As you three snoozing lovebirds curled up and cuddled up together on that couch.

With that gifted locket in full view.

Those three gems shining bright.

[protector-of-graves]

Omg Bibi i heard you were crying! Are you ok? If it's about humanity losing, me and the others will make sure we'll win! Don't worry I won't let anyone separate you from Vincent! ୧⁠(⁠﹒︠⁠ᴗ⁠﹒︡⁠)⁠୨

—Moon Anon♡

"I'm not crying."

He says.

Tears running down his face as he sniffles, "I am over it...t-totally."

[kit-williams]

Cuckoo Anon More comedic than fluff but astartes learning/forming their own social media circles.

Some are obvious, Techmarines, Iron Hands, Iron Warriors, Imperial Fists. They all Build Stuff, Unbuild Stuff, Repair Stuff, Make Stuff that Should Not Function yet it does.

Like a completely wooden bolter that cooks meatballs you then Shoot to top your spaghetti.

Emperors Children, and to a lesser extent Blood Angels, have foot holds in make up and art videos.

Humans have to be careful when following the routines cause some of their face care involves chemical peels that can Literally take off your face.

But possibly more harrowing...is for humans who made the mistake of giving their Astartes a personal phone and teaching them about Memes.

Suddenly they see memes popping up about things they don't even half understand, but other space marines get a kick out of. "Fearsome Xenos cited in the city today!" And its a picture of a dog wearing an alien costume. Cute...till the next pic is your space wolf running away with the dog in his arms captioned "Fear Not! I have neutralized the Xenos threat!"

Then there's the passive aggressive ones like. "My face when my battle brothers overcharges his bolter for the Fifth Time." And "If you try to charge that tank again, I'm Not healing you!" From apothecary marines.

But almost nothing compares to "That feeling when your human has to 'Go to Work' and 'Provide a good living for us.' Rather than stay at the sparring arena and watch me deliver the wrath of Khorne!"

"I watch you everytime I have a day off you spoiled Spoiled Man!"

But there are also legitimately sweet things like marines asking eachother for advice.

"My humans vitals appear normal, but they have stayed in their bed for longer than usual. Should I be concerned?"

"They might just be more tired than usual, and beauty sleep is important after all."

"Have they eaten anything this morning? Not eating could be a sign of depression!! Make sure they drink water too!"

"Have you tried presenting them a freshly obtained  skull? Humans typically respond to that."

"Skulls are too easy. Present them something made from Skin. That will show your concern."

"By the throne do anything but those last two. Please."

"Spoil sport."

"Oh perhaps this will help!"

"...how will this short video help?"

"My human enjoys them and states they help them, Feel Better on bad days."

Well it was worth a shot. With incredible gentleness for such a huge being the Astarte treds into his human's sleeping quarters. They're still bundled in their blankets, but notice his approach.

"Oh, its you." Their voice sounds so much smaller than it should be. They shift to face him, but don't move otherwise.

"Mmhm," He places the food and water he'd also grabbed on their bedside.

"O-oh buddy! You didn't have to do this for me..." They reach for the water. "But I appreciate it." They say taking a drink.

"Mm." The Astarte nods, drinking water was good, But his human would also need calories. He gestured to the plate.

His human glanced the same, and he physically saw their posture deflate a bit. Was the food not to their liking?

"I'm sorry buddy...I'm just not feeling hungry right now." They say, their voice dwindling again.

Not eating, not speaking as normal, and a slumped posture; perhaps it was a Bad Day for his human.

But his battle brother from legions other had given him the cure for such things. He pulled out his messages, and the video in question.

"Hmm, what's up buddy?"

The space marine sat beside his human, and held the communication device to them.

A video played of a small kitten on a kitchen floor mewing loudly, a tender voice came from off screen. 'Do you want some breakfast? Can you say please.'

'FUCK!'

"PFFT! WHA-a COUGH COUGH!?" Well that got a reaction. His human was now sputtering water at the unexpected profanity edited over the original video.

The Astarte frantically patted his human on the back through their coughing fit but even then they still continued to laugh. 

"It just! And outta nowhere too. That was so Ough!t Ouff POUGkEt! Oh Lord I'm dying!"

Dying!?!? You weren't meant to die, you were supposed to be cured!?

Luckily his human caught onto his panic before he could vault through the wall to the nearest hospital.

"No! No! Figure of speech, it's Just a figure of speech. Not dying." They assured, now back in control of their voice.

The Astarte was still clearly a bit shaken. This wasn't territory he was used to traversing.

His human sighed, then took his hands in theirs. "I'm not dying any faster than normal..." They assured, rubbing over his knuckles tenderly. "And hopefully not for a loooong time."

Their was a pause, before the Astarte gently and silently enfolded his human into an embrace.

"...I'm sorry I made you worry, it's just a feeling sad kinda day...most people get them from time to time. Just a part of life." His human shrugs, his hold tightened just slightly. Their words were true, but he disliked having an adversary he couldn't punch.

"But hey, you wanna know something?"

The Astarte pulled back to look his human in the eye, curious of their words.

"Even my worst days are a lot better than they used to be, cause now all my days have You." With that, his human leaned forward once again, this time bringing their foreheads to touch.

The Astarte felt his heart warm in turn. He may not be able to Cure his human, but he would always be there. And if they could bring precious glimmers into even the worst moments of the other's existence, what more could be asked for?

"Well...I guess we better start the day."

(AAAAAAAAAH THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY WHY DID I END UP WRITING HURT COMFORT AHHHHHHHHHHH)

So like I've been staring at this one for awhile and it's like perfect as is.

Just really this is what would happen. But also they would have their own closed network (intranet) where they also probably post memes as well as questions about humans. Like "Why does my human want me to bathe so often" or "why does my human not like the skull alter in the living room?"

ALSO SORRY FOR FORGETTING TO TAG

@egrets-not-regrets @liar-anubiass-blog @barn-anon @bleedingichorhearts

[malavera]

“The Cool Guy” (18+) — Tom Cruise

summary: Your husband’s co-star sent you this pic of Tom at work. And you thought he looked so Cool and young, which you find cute. You couldn’t help but wanting to climb on top of him like your own personal jungle gym.

warnings: allusions to smut, Dom!Reader, Sub!Tom.

tagging: @tomsf18 @deanscroissant @moondustfairies @helloitstsyu @call-sign-shark @love2write2626 @gypsymoon548 @elenavampire21 @back-tooo-black

“Thanks for the picture Miles. Although, I still don’t understand why’d you have to add B&W filter on it.” You texted your Husband’s co-worker, Miles Teller, with a smile on your face.

“It creates the effect you know! Thank me, cause it came out way hotter for you.” Miles texted back. You laughed at his response before tapping the picture attached in the chats and admire it.

Your teeth pulled on the bottom lip, the tip of your finger went up to caress your nose. As you’re looking at the picture, you couldn’t help but think how lucky you are to score Tom Cruise as your husband. The age gap was something that you’d worry about when Hollywood or everyone around the world find out, but to your surprise it wasn’t that bad. Some might disagree, some didn’t.

You’re 28 years old and Tom is about to turn 60 in just 3 months but bringing yourself back to reality and admire this picture of your husband, it’s like he refuses to get old. In a positive way, he still looked like he’s in his 30’s. You find it cute how he still manages to put in the effort on staying fit and healthy. You love working out with him, you love picking out outfits together, shopping for skincares and such. He’s basically your best friend.

You couldn’t shake the thought of him looking young in this picture, makes you feel like you want to manhandle him and give him the best time of his life. Actually, without even looking at it, you’ve been thinking about taking over the bedroom session. Usually, Tom is the one in charge but for now, you wanted to try something new. Something you know that he would appreciate very much.

“Honey, Daddy’s home.” Tom made an entrance with a joke which he laughed to himself because he thought he sounded stupid referring himself to Daddy.

You rolled your eyes with a smile on your face when you heard a glimpse of his laugh in the hallway. Your feet tucked together on top of the sofa, one arm propped your head. You’re sitting on the soft cushion wearing a burgundy colored lingerie, covered with a thin satin light burgundy cardigan.

Tom almost walk passed the living room but stopped himself when he found you there, patiently waiting for him while Your teeth toyed with the skin of your pointer finger, thinking you could pull on the very thin skin off. A smirk slowly creeped on your face as you watched his reaction. Mouth slowly agape, eyes slightly widened.

“Honey…”

“Hey, love.” You softly spoke before you pushed yourself off from the seating position, approaching him barefoot. “Would you have a seat with me?” A hand went to grab his trusty backpack that he always carry when he’s away, setting it down slowly to the ground before your hands went up to his chest to unwrap the jacket around his body tossing it also to the ground.

One hand caress down the sleeve of his arm, before you intertwined your fingers with his. Your feet walking backwards guiding you both to the large sofa. Tom’s eyes never leaving yours, a smile crept on his face as you guide his back to face the sofa before pushing him down to take a seat. The atmosphere of the room was very much supporting the moment that you’re about to do. The dimly lit room from the fireplace, the soft jazz on the background, and you even fixed yourself a red wine—that sadly Tom doesn’t drink, but it’s not a problem.

You softly took off your cardigan and toss it beside him as he watch it fall to the cushion. He looks back at you with a smirk and gave himself enough time to admire your beautiful body. You let his hands came up to caress your figure, starting from your thighs, up to your hips, then stop at your waist, his thumbs drawing circles.

“For me, darling?”

You smirked, “Did I say you could touch me, love?” You boldly asked before snapping his hands off of your waist and straddle his lap. Tossing his hands off Tom’s got the hint as he decided to keep his hands to himself.

“Whoa, okay… Ma’am… I can’t.. Touch you.. At all?” Tom slowly spoke, eyes drifting up from looking at the way you sit on his lap, your covered cunt practically sitting on top of his growing bulge, then up to meet your eyes.

You shook your head no. Though you like his reaction, submitting himself to you, you couldn’t help but still feel a little bit nervous to do this with him. You’re afraid you might not do it right but, sometimes you just gotta say ‘what the fuck’ and make your move.

“I saw you in your costume today, from the set.” You told, your hands playing with his hair.

“Oh yeah? Who showed you?”

“Miles,” You shrug a side. “You seemed like a cool guy, Mister Tom Cruise.”

“I am a cool guy.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Yeah?” Your hips starting making a movement a little bit as you watched Tom hissed with his eyes shut. The tent in his pants doesn’t seem to be stopping himself to grow. Stroking his bulge with your pussy gives some kind of relaxing feeling for Tom, but.. He needed more.

“Here’s what we’re gonna do..” You started, leaning into his ear before you lowly spoke,

“I’m going to get on my knees, be the good obedient wife that tends to her husband’s growing, hard cock, and put him in her mouth. But you need to be the respectful husband, by not touching her at all except with her permission.” You ended, pulling yourself away with a smirk to take a look at his reaction. He looked at you with a slight smirk, agreeing to the proposition.

“Can you do that, honey?”

He couldn’t. Nonetheless, Tom ended up with his mouth gagged with your soaked panties as you also made him your personal toy by edging him through your skillful blowjob then using his cock as if your life depends on it.

[otakusheep15]

Could They Be Trusted with your Drink at a Party?

Alternative title: Are the Twisted Wonderland boys responsible, menaces, or just plain stupid?

Riddle: Maybe

He’s certainly responsible enough, but I feel like he’d see someone causing trouble, and either leave your drink somewhere or drop it in a fit of rage. Don’t worry, he will buy you a new one as an apology. 

Trey: Yes

He is very responsible, and would guard your drink with his life. Gives off the vibes of a dad who was forced to chaperone a high school dance, and he just kinda stands awkwardly in a corner until you come back for your drink. 

Cater: Yes 

This man has sisters, so he knows the drill by now. He will physically fight anyone who even comes close to your drink. The one thing you might have to worry about is that he might take pics of your drink for Magicam depending on how nice it looks. 

Ace: No

He will walk away within five seconds of taking your drink. It’s probably not on purpose, he just gets distracted easily. There’s also the chance that he might spill it if he’s not careful. 

Deuce: Maybe

Baby has the best intentions, he really does. He tries his absolute best to protect your drink, but he is a bit of a clutz. Chances are, he just tripped and dropped it on the floor. Or, as a worst case scenario, he gets into a fight and drops it by accident whilst fighting. But he will buy you another one as an apology. 

Leona: No

He does not care about you or your drink. If you give it to him, he’ll either put it down somewhere or hand it off to someone else (probably Ruggie). The only way he might care is if you’re a fem-aligned person he happens to know pretty well, and even then he might not be willing. 

Ruggie: Maybe

This can go one of two ways, The first is that he would be excellent at guarding your drink and would take very good care of it. In this scenario, the two of you are most likely close. The second way is that he has no intention of watching your drink, and will just place it down somewhere. This would happen if the two of you are not close. 

Azul: Yes

He’s good at guarding drinks, but you better be ready to pay the price. He’ll ask for you to sign a contract or make some kind of deal, or else he won’t hold it. If you do sign the contract, he’s a perfect person to hold your drink since he never breaks his end of a deal. 

Jade: Maybe

Who knows what would happen in this scenario? Sometimes he can be nice and watch your drink like a perfect gentleman. Other times, he might throw in some sort of concoction he made so that you can be his guinea pig. I wouldn’t trust him, but if you wanna take that risk the go ahead. 

Floyd: No

Whereas Jade might drug your drink, Floyd most certainly will. Even if the two of you are super close, he’d still think it’d be funny to drug your drink and see what kind of reactions you have. Of course, he’ll watch over you if you have a bad reaction, and he’ll make sure no one hurts you, but do not give him your drink regardless. 

Kalim: No

He’s a sweetheart, and he’s trying his best, but he will drop it. Your drink will end up on the floor at some point with him, so just don’t even bother. He’ll most likely start crying because he failed you, and then he’d buy you 17 more drinks as compensation. 

Jamil: Yes

Does he want to? No. Is he going to in order to keep up his image? Yes. He’ll be very upset about having to waste his time holding someone else’s drink, but he’d still be really professional about it and guard it with his life until you return. 

Vil: Yes

Probably one of the best options if you need someone to watch your drink. He will stand there for as long as you need, and if he absolutely needs to leave for some reason, he’ll give your drink to another trustworthy person and make sure you’re properly informed of the change. 

Rook: Yes

No one will go near him because he’s a scary individual. He knows this well, and uses it to his advantage by making sure your drink is safely guarded. Holds on to it for as long as you need, and refuses to let go of it for even a second. If, for some reason, the drink does leave his sight (even for a second) he will trash it immediately and get you a new one. 

Epel: Maybe

He’s nice enough to hold your drink, but he’s chaotic enough to drop and/or lose it at some point. Unless he’s being supervised by Vil or Rook, I wouldn’t trust him with your drink, just in case. 

Idia: Maybe

Chances are, he’s probably not even at the party to begin with. If he is, he’s in a corner playing some game. If you try to ask him directly, he’ll just run away from you, so I’d recommend just setting your drink down next to him. He most likely won’t even notice, but everyone else is too scared/creeped out by him to get close, meaning your drink will be safe. 

Ortho: Yes

I know he’s a child, but let’s just pretend this is a child-friendly party. Anyways, he has many safety protocols installed that will make him an excellent guard. If someone even comes close to him, alarms are ringing, defensive weapons are being deployed, etc. It becomes a whole scene. 

Malleus: Yes 

No one is coming anywhere near him, so your drink will be safe. Not to mention, he is just a nice person in general, and he would die before letting something happen to your drink. 

Lilia: Maybe

He’s very responsible and a nice guy, but he can also be a little shit when he wants to be. He might prank you by hiding your drink somewhere or just downing it himself, but he’ll buy you a new one after. 

Silver: No

He’d most likely end up falling asleep and dropping it, or he might forgot about it and leave it somewhere by accident. If you plan on giving it to him, I’d recommend just giving it to Lilia and hope for the best. 

Sebek: Yes

He’s very intimidating, so you can bet he’s not letting anyone near your drink. Probably barks at anyone who comes near your drink, or threatens them with the wrath of Malleus. 

edit: I left out Jack by accident, but he’d be the perfect guard dog and wouldn’t let anyone near your drink. Sorry Jack :(

[kusaka6e]

BOYS IN THE BAND

(aot ver) | mha ver | fairy tail ver

band!au

various aot x fem!reader

headcannons about aot men as hot band member boyfriends <3

sfw

includes: eren, armin, jean, connie

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eren, the lead singer ;

we all know this mf had to be front and center LMFAOO

i think he also knows how to play piano but he doesn’t do it often, so whenever he posts a video of him doing it fans lose their SHIT

he loves playing for you, will def learn your favorite songs to surprise you with them

brought you out on stage to sing you something he wrote when he asked you to be his gf

seeing you front row at shows will make him put on one of the best concerts of his life

he is so mean to anyone hating on you LMAOO ‘if you can’t respect my girl than you’re obviously not a real fan asshole, delete all our music from your library’

loves when you come to shows but also understands that you have work and stuff to tend to; he sends you so many pics and videos during soundchecks to talk to you and feel like you’re actually there :(

if you surprise him at a show he’d probably cry his eyes out and make you swear to never speak of it “i just had sweat in my eyes from performing, i wasn’t crying!”

definitely wears your name around his neck at all times

corny mf definitely kisses you through the phone when he’s far away, like okay soulja boy

gets exclusive/one of one merch made for you all the time

connie, the drummer

there could not be a more fitting person to play the drums

is SO proud to have you, literally everyone knows you’re his like it or not

honestly probably has to your name or initial tattooed somewhere if you’re down with that

constantly posting you on all his socials, especially when he’s doing shows far away

definitely brings you to rehearsal and band meetings to sit on his lap while he plays

(not) jokingly refers to you as his wife all the time

like if the boys wanna go out to a club or something after a show he’s all “nah i don’t think the wife would like that, you guys go on ahead” and it’s not even that you’re insecure, he just wants to stay in and nap with you LMFAOOO

definitely has said “quit your job and come on tour with us, i’ll take care of everything else” and he’s not kidding

he just wants to have you around as often as he can :( he means it when he says everything is better with you present for it

would literally rather die than be away on your birthday/anniversary

he will look their manager in the face and say “well i guess you’ll have to find a new drummer for that show” LMAOOO like sir this is your career ???

he absolutely bought a build-a-bear with some goofy ass voice message in it for you and put it in one of the bands’ t-shirts, he now refers to the bear as you two’s child

jean, the guitarist ;

he soft-launched you two’s relationship and it caused HAVOC after

i don’t think jean hides the fact that he’s very much a hopeless romantic, so him constantly turning down advances from fans and people in general was odd

until

he posted a picture of you two holding hands across the table at a fancy restaurant, the promise ring he’d given you that night glinting against the flash of the picture being taken, probably captioned something simple like “my love <3”

he tries to protect you from the negatives that come from his lifestyle and sometimes that means supporting him from afar :(

don’t get it twisted, he loves when you come to shows but the idea of a fan or someone attacking you literally keeps him up at night sometimes, he’d never forgive himself if that happened

when you do come to shows in person he makes sure they have extra security everywhere that night, and he insists that you’re backstage to a.) have the best view of the show and b.) have you in the safest place possible

writes you love letters and sends them with little souvenirs/care packages all the time

loves sending you obnoxiously large flower arrangements

he’ll facetime you when he gets the notification that they got delivered so he can see your reaction in real time :((

everytime he gets a new guitar he has you write your name on it before he ever uses it, he swears it’s for good luck

armin, the bassist ;

okay listen here me out on this one

imagine the whole crowd losing their shit over eren or jean stealing the show and showing off, and armin just steadily playing the bassline, looking up and finding you in the crowd to wink at you

i just- something about him playing the bass sits so right with me

kinda likes being able to throw most of the fans’ attention to the other band members, doesn’t always do so well with people

all the fans know you’re dating him and absolutely love you two together

the boys get SO protective if someone has anything negative to say, eren and connie have already snapped on them before armin has even looked their way

you two are definitely the band’s parents

like if the boys are getting rowdy armin can literally say “if you guys don’t stop i’m gonna tell (y/n)” and suddenly they’re perfect angels LMFAOO

he 100% cried when you got a little bass guitar tattooed

even though you guys obviously call/text when he’s away, i think he likes to send you postcards from some of the cities they’re touring to with cute little lovenotes on them

i think he gets so wrapped up in trying to make sure everyone else is prepared for shows (and keeping eren’s wild ass out of trouble LMFAO) that he needs reminders to take care of himself too :( the boys love when you travel with them because they finally get to see armin loosen up and relax because you’re there

[random-fandom-ramble]

Who is Rayla talking to?

We’ve all been blessed with the first peeks at season 5 of the dragon prince, which included this above pic right here.

Now what do we see?

Raylas kneeling in front of something or someone and smirking (with Stella matching her cuddle mamas look).

Zym is giving this something or someone the stink-eye.

Callum is looking at Ezran with a look that is doubtful at best, and Ezran is matching that look with even more doubtfulness.

And Soren doesn’t seem to have much of a reaction to whatever is happening here.

What does this tell us?

What this shows us is that whatever or WHOever Rayla is talking to is

Distrusted by Callum, enough so that Ezran distrusts them as well

Disliked by Zym, enough so that he’s giving this person the stinky eye instead of looking elsewhere

Unknown to Soren, which is why he’s looking to Callum and Ezran for a reaction

Someone Rayla would enjoy giving some sass to

Who do we know that matches all of these criteria? It’s someone that at least Rayla, Callum and Zym have met before, so likely a character from season two or three.

Another clue to who it might be is to see where they are

It’s cloudy, that’s for sure.

In the background, right in between Callum and Ezrans heads, you can see some wooden construct with a rope on it.

Now, I’ve heard some people refer to this as a gallows, and that they must be interrupting an execution or something. But if you look real closely, you are just about able to see not just a rope, but a wheel attached to the wooden construct.

So a rope on a wheel on a wooden construct, with a grey cloudy sky as a backdrop. You know where you’d have a grey cloudy sky?

At sea, during a storm

We already know that they must be going to sea this season, because another one of the sneak peek images shows Ezran in front of a stormy ocean while it rains, and we saw them on a boat in the first teaser poster for season 5

But there was something else that we saw on that poster. And that was

Nyx, the criminal skywing elf from season 3

For those who don’t remember:

Nyx was the elf who intercepted the Lighthawk arrow with the letter that Ethari sent to the dragon queen, to inform her of Zym being alive.

She’s also the one who abandoned Callum and Rayla at the midnight dessert oasis, which is probably a good reason why Callum would distrust her

She also tried to kidnap Zym, which would make it likely that Zym dislikes her

And yet, after causing all that trouble (which includes the part where she’s basically the reason one of Raylas mounts, and Runaans dog pet moonstrider DIED), Rayla saves her life, which probably means Rayla might feel entitled to being a bit sassy towards Nyx.

And since this all happened while Rayla, Callum and Zym were in Xadia, neither Ezran nor Soren have met her before.

So in conclusion, seeing as that Nyx will be with them anyways (poster), and she’s the only one who fits to all the criteria named above, it seems as though she is the one Rayla is smiling to in that sneak peek image.

Now, why is she talking to Nyx? Might it be because she’s telling Nyx to join the dragon gang on their next endeavor? (In return for having saved her life from the soulfang serpents in season 3)? And if so, why Nyx of all people?

Alas, that may be a theory for another day ;)

But one thing’s for certain: Nyx is making a comeback in season 5, and I for one cannot wait to see her again!

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