#“you brotherfucker”

[pearlynia]

Sirius after James told him he's dating a boy: Oh! You've got to tell me all about it!

Sirius after he found out who the 'boy' is: don't tell me anything, I don't wanna hear how you corrupted my innocent baby brother.

[shadyblacklin]

regulus meeting james the first time: *awkward blinks*

james: *whispering to sirius* is he can speak?

sirius: yes, but in a very specific manner

james: what do you mea...

regulus: *trying to say hi* fuck off

james: oh *smiles* nice one

sirius: told you

[piran3si]

[nettedtangible]

I'm here to further the Sirius doesn't care about his brother's sex life agenda

[incesthemes]

i watched 8.10 two days ago but i can't stop thinking about it. like breaking the B plot down:

sam meets with amelia for the first time since he left her, and she gives him an ultimatum: you're either in, or you're out. going halfway won't work. sam has to decide whether to return to her after they finish the job (rescuing samandriel)

benny, who previously started his relationship with dean by giving him the same ultimatum (you're either in, or you're out), calls dean in a crisis, struggling with his bloodlust which is by and large framed as an addiction. he asks dean to meet him after they finish the job (rescuing samandriel)

dean and sam discuss this after they finish the job, and dean reiterates the ultimatum: sam has to be either all in, or all out. he can't be a hunter and have relationships outside of them. whatever he decides, it has to be either-or

sam leaves to think it over, and it's revealed that dean was actually talking about himself. he calls benny and says he's out: he chooses sam over benny

sam returns to dean with food, implying that he's chosen dean over amelia, and this is confirmed when amelia shows up at the motel and sam isn't there

it's just insane to me that they paralleled sam breaking up (once and for all) with amelia with dean cutting off contact with benny. the implications of this are insane: benny was dean's "girl" who took sam's place while they were separated. benny and dean were in a relationship similar to the one sam and amelia were in. and sam and dean both "break up" with their previous partners and choose each other.

and then there's the fact that dean and benny both framed their relationship as being familial, as being brothers. and still this was paralleled with the romantic relationship between sam and amelia.

dean having a metaphorically romantic subplot with a guy is one thing. dean having a metaphorically romantic subplot with the guy who's supposed to be a replacement for his brother? sure. okay.

this is just such a deranged subplot to me. who gave the okay on this

[shizunitis]

this. i. i have no words

[sluttyimpala]

and what if i said that taylor swift wrote "guilty as sin?" about teenage and stanford era sam.

what if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh // only in my mind?

teenage sam beginning to feel attraction for the first time and being horrified that its for his older brother not the hot cheerleader. trying his hardest to pray it away and going into the confession booth in every town they stop at. him slowly succumbing to his desires because he can't help himself. if dean doesn't know then he's not doing anything wrong right?

someone told me there's no such thing as bad thoughts // only your actions talk

stanford era sam feeling like he's cheating on jess when the face that visits him at night is not hers but dean's. rarely speaking about dean because he's scared that she'll somehow find out. he waits for her to leave for a nightout so he can moan his brother's name without fear that jess will hear him. he changes the sheets as if she'll touch the bed and figure out his sins.

my bedsheets are ablaze // i've screamed his name // building up like waves // crashing over my grave

[walkininawincestwonderland]

John vaguely remembers a quote from an old picture book about the civil war Sam had stolen from the library, towns and towns ago, when he was still a single-digit kid.

“You get hit anywhere? Arm or a leg and I can carry you back to camp, but if it’s a belly shot I’m gonna have to leave you.”

Belly shot, he think hysterically. It’s a belly shot, and they’re gonna have to leave me. It’s this thought that pulls him out of his own head, back into the pants and the grunts and the salt and the sweat and the splattered liquid on his knuckles that might be the dying gasps of his aorta or might be the tears that keep lining up on the long-lashed lower lids of Dean’s eyes, welling up behind each other and pushing each other off the brink into free fall like lemmings off a cliff.

[pearlynia]

Sirius after a fight with Regulus: Fuck my brother, honestly!

James looking smug: yeah *cough* fuck your brother.

[aniwahstan]

James walking in on Wolfstar 🤭

[quietwingsinthesky]

funny as shit how i jumped from supernatural to doctor who and immediately went ‘wait, where’s my incest? i cant see without my thematically important emotional incest!’

[kinnoth]

Like I think I might need to clarify:

What I mean when I say "Loki is a bottom" is not a matter of penetration. It's just that loki, in his sexual relationship with Thor, wants Thor to take control of his body. He wants Thor to run their fucks, so to speak.

Penetration is a completely separate negotiation and not a fucking requisite to sex

[incesthemes]

i mean... yes????? are we not supposed to like that ending???? it's thematic and poignant, it sticks to the core themes of the show and lets sam and dean have an ending that fits who they are and what they've done, and it returns to the horror of its conception by making literal the metaphor that they are the monsters they hunt. it brings everything together in a nice little closed loop. and they get to go out butch and sundance style. so please tell me why i'm not supposed to like this ending

[judasisgayriot]

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[jaylienpotter]

Sirius: you can't date James!

Regulus: why not?! Give me one good reason.

Sirius:

Sirius: I kissed him first.

Regulus:

James: in like year 3... on a dare... what does that-

Sirius: it's a brother rule. Not that you would know those, TRAITOR!

James: what rule??

Sirius: the first to get it keeps it. We don't share.

James: "it"? Don't I have a say in this?

Black brothers: no.

James:

Regulus: you have Lupin already! You're just gatekeeping Potter.

Sirius: bloody right, I am!

Regulus: well I marked him already so there's no going back from that. I win. *leaves dramatically*

Sirius: mark? What did he mean m- JAMES POTTER ARE YOU SHAGGING MY BABY BROTHER?!

James: I-I... *incoherent noises*

Sirius: *death stare*

James: I wouldn't- call it... Exactly- *runs*

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER!

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Sirius: Hey Prongs, I hope our children will get along just like cousins, you know not like me and my cousins but like other cousins that get along so well, I always see cousins having a really good bond

James: Yeah I hope so too

*5 years later*

James: Hey Pads, you know when you told me about that cousin thing with our children *sweating nervously*

Sirius: Yeah what’s up with that?

James: I took your words too serious

Sirius: What do you mean?

James:

Sirius: James what do you mea- oh no no no no. Please don’t tell me that-

James: Surprise?

Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, YOU’RE DEAD YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER