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supermightyglue · 2 years
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just . just envision the jackass girl privilege . the perks . getting to steal their shirts nd hoodies . the teasing & banter , both flirtatious and otherwise . being very very protected at parties/bars .. and in general . she is doted on yet also their worst nightmare . has the Power . gets to pull the girl card when she doesnt wanna do something . never gets pissed on . doesnt pay for shit . gets to see everyones soft side .. and also them being hot . gets the hugs . the attention . and you know damn well she eats it up .
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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wizard-laundry · 2 months
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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roebeanstalk · 1 year
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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from
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cloudyydraws · 28 days
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UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!
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annabelle--cane · 1 year
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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valtsv · 6 months
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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
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ot3 · 1 year
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i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.
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zkyeline · 1 year
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a couple of eepies
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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lastoneout · 1 year
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People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.
Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.
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aropride · 22 days
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just realised the most important one didn't attach to the last post
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someguyiguess · 2 years
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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport
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gin-juice-tonic · 1 year
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remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"
and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"
and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"
and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"
and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"
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danidoodels · 4 months
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They're twins your honor
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