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Luke @ The 5SOS Show Tour London
#in the continued saga of 'Crystal neglecting to actually update on the backlog of shows bc she gets distracted by Luke thirst'#it's a real problem pray for me ๐#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#the 5sos show tour#the 5sos show tour london#kh4f post#pray for me in general bc oh lord how the impure thoughts are taking hold again ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ#that's just.#a lot of chest#and chest hair#and chest#and neck#๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ#and that's definitely a face he's making!#๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ how normal ๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ#ok thanks ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ#for normal reasons#i will end this post now ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ#ok actually but also listen#the microphone thing#jfc#๐ค๐ซฆ๐ค#ok bye#also his shoulders help
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Do you think weโll experience the phan equivalent of the self-yassification of taylor throughout the eras tour where as time goes on they get looser and cuntier and more playful and confident and unhinged
#you know what Iโm talking about#the videos of like night 1 vigilante shit and night 107#and it goes from being๐ต๐งโโ๏ธ๐ตto ๐๐๐ค๐ซฆ#but itโs phan#tit tour#dan and Phil
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i can make pictures easily๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คฉ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐๐คฉ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐๐คช๐๐ค๐ค๐คญ๐ซข๐ซฃ๐คซ๐ค๐ซก๐ค๐คจ๐๐๐ถ๐ซฅ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คฅ๐ซจ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐ช๐คค๐ด๐ท๐ค๐ค๐คข๐คฎ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ฅด๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ๐คฏ๐ค ๐ฅณ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐ซค๐๐โน๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฅบ๐ฅน๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ก๐ ๐คฌ๐๐ฟ๐โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐คก๐น๐บ๐ป๐ฝ๐พ๐ค๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธ๐ฉท๐งก๐๐๐๐ฉต๐๐ค๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ณ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฏ๐ญ๐ค๐๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐๐ซฑ๐ซฒ๐ซณ๐ซด๐ซท๐ซธ๐๐ค๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ซต๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ค๐๐๐ซถ๐๐คฒ๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐
๐คณ๐ช๐ฆพ๐ฆฟ๐ฆต๐ฆถ๐๐ฆป๐๐ง ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆท๐ฆด๐๐๐
๐๐ซฆ๐ถ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐ฑ๐จ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฑ๐จโ๐ฆณ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐ฉ๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉโ๐ฆฑ๐งโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉโ๐ฆณ๐งโ๐ฆณ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ต๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
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๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คท๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ๐งโ๐ซ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐พ๐ฉโ๐พ๐งโ๐พ๐จโ๐ณ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐งโ๐ณ๐จโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ง๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ญ๐ฉโ๐ญ๐งโ๐ญ๐จโ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐จโ๐ฌ๐ฉโ๐ฌ๐จโ๐ป๐ฉโ๐ป๐งโ๐ป๐จโ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ค๐งโ๐ค๐จโ๐จ๐ฉโ๐จ๐งโ๐จ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ต๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฅท๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ท๐ซ
๐คด๐ธ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ง๐คตโโ๏ธ๐คตโโ๏ธ๐คต๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐คฐ๐ซ๐ซ๐คฑ๐จโ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐ผ๐
๐คถ๐งโ๐๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถ๐ถโโก๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ง๐งโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐จโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐งโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆผ๐ฉโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆผ๐งโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐จโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆฝ๐งโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐๐โโก๏ธ๐บ๐๐ด๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐คบ๐โท๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ต๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐๐๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฃ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐ต๐๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ถ๐๐ฆฎ๐โ๐ฆบ๐ฉ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐โโฌ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐
๐๐ด๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ท๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐๐๐น๐ฐ๐๐ฟ๐ฆซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ผ๐ฆฅ๐ฆฆ๐ฆจ๐ฆ๐ฆก๐พ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ชถ๐ฆฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฝ๐ฆโโฌ๐ชฟ๐ฆโ๐ฅ๐ธ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐๐ฌ๐ฆญ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ชธ๐ชผ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฒ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐ชณ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฐ๐ชฑ๐ฆ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐ชท๐ต๐น๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ท๐ชปโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ชด๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐พ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ชน๐ชบ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ซ๐ฅ๐
๐ซ๐ฅฅ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฆ๐ง๐ง
๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ซ๐โ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅช๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฃ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ง๐ง๐ฅซ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฆช๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅฎ๐ก๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ถ๐พ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ช๐ซ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐งญ๐โฐ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งฑ๐ชจ๐ชต๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฝโช๏ธ๐๐๐โฉ๏ธ๐โฒ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐โจ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ก๐ข๐๐ช๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐ต๐ฆฝ๐ฆผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ด๐น๐ผ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ขโฝ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐งโ๏ธ๐โต๏ธ๐ถ๐ค๐ณโด๏ธ๐ฅ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ช๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐๐งณโ๏ธโณ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฑ๏ธโฒ๏ธ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐กโ๏ธ๐๐๐ชโญ๏ธ๐๐ ๐โ๏ธโ
๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโฑ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐งจโจ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งง๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโฝ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐ฅ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โณ๏ธโธ๏ธ๐ฃ๐คฟ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ช๐ช๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ช๐งฟ๐ชฌ๐ฎ๐น๐ฐ๐ฒ๐งฉ๐งธ๐ช
๐ชฉ๐ชโ ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฆ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ด๐ญ๐ผ๐จ๐งต๐ชก๐งถ๐ชข๐๐ถ๐ฅฝ๐ฅผ๐ฆบ๐๐๐๐งฃ๐งค๐งฅ๐งฆ๐๐๐ฅป๐ฉฑ๐ฉฒ๐ฉณ๐๐๐ชญ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉด๐๐๐ฅพ๐ฅฟ๐ ๐ก๐ฉฐ๐ข๐ชฎ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐งข๐ชโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฃ๐ฏ๐๐๐ผ๐ต๐ถ๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐ป๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฑ๐ฒโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ชซ๐๐ป๐ฅ๐จโจ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐งฎ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ๐ฌ๐บ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ก๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐ณ๐งพโ๏ธ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ณโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ชโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐กโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐น๐ก๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ฉโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆฏ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ช๐งฐ๐งฒ๐ชโ๏ธ๐งช๐งซ๐งฌ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉน๐ฉผ๐ฉบ๐ฉป๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐๐๐ช๐ฝ๐ช ๐ฟ๐๐ชค๐ช๐งด๐งท๐งน๐งบ๐งป๐ชฃ๐งผ๐ซง๐ชฅ๐งฝ๐งฏ๐๐ฌโฐ๏ธ๐ชฆโฑ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ชง๐ชช๐ง๐ฎ๐ฐโฟ๏ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐พ๐๐๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ท๐ต๐โข๏ธโฃ๏ธโฌ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโฌ๏ธโ๏ธโฌ
๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฉ๏ธโช๏ธโคด๏ธโคต๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐โก๏ธโธ๏ธโฏ๏ธโ๏ธโฆ๏ธโช๏ธโฎ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐ชฏโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐โถ๏ธโฉ๏ธโญ๏ธโฏ๏ธโ๏ธโช๏ธโฎ๏ธ๐ผโซ๏ธ๐ฝโฌ๏ธโธ๏ธโน๏ธโบ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐
๐๐ถ๐๐ณ๐ดโ๏ธโ๏ธโง๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฐโพ๏ธโผ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธใฐ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒโ๏ธโป๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐๐ฐโญ๏ธโ
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TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text
A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !
Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol
Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces ๐ซก)
English is not my first language and I didnโt proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls donโt hesitate to tell me!
Mikey
๐ข Single texts
๐ข Just like this
๐ข Loads of it
๐ข You got 60 new messages
๐ข in the past 2 minutes
๐ข Loads of gifs too
๐ข And voice memos
๐ขOh look
๐ข6 personality tests links
๐ขWhat do you mean you wonโt do it
๐ขHe needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!
๐ข And music recs
๐ข Your phone wonโt stop vibrating
๐ข for the next weeks
๐ข After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)
๐ข For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE
๐ข uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! ๐๐๐๐คช๐๐คฉAND CAPS AS WELL!!! ๐ฅณ๐ฝโ๏ธ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ขMikey live reaction when you ask if heโs upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:
๐ข Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? ๐ซต YOU BET ๐ฃ๏ธ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT ๐๐ซฆ๐
๐ป๐คณ๐ผ๐๐ป๐บ๐ฝ๐๐ฆ๐บ๐งก๐๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
๐ขWill accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasnโt supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend
Mikey : howโs it going baby gorila
Mikey: babygirl*
Mikey:
Mikey: Iโm sorry
๐ข adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:
Leo: Leader of the pack ๐บ ๐ข ๐ซก
Donnie: Eistein ๐๐งฌโ๏ธ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)
Raph: Murderous teddy bear ๐งธ ๐งจ
Splinter: Mafia Boss ๐ชค (no one knows about this name tho)
April: Chanel N.6 ๐ค(or World of Apes ๐ฆง lmao)
Casey: New York Hockey League ๐
Vern: Some dude (adds ๐ฆ
so he knows itโs Vern and not โsome random dudeโ)
Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐ขMikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him โmake meโ (they are sitting next to each other):
Donnie
๐ญHuge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting
๐ญBut wonโt hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)
๐ญWill hardly uses emojis, only when itโs a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: ๐คwhen he does something impressive ๐: for y/n ๐: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)
๐ญWill want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions
๐ญ Has named their brothers as โFailed Lab Experimentsโ and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)
๐ญDonnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:
๐ญDeadass his reaction when texting his crush ๐:
๐ญ Has modified Mikeyโs phone so he doesnโt have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him โout of no whereโ (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)
๐ญResult: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation
Failed lab experiment N.4: ( เนโพฬโกโพฬ)ฯ" ยฐหโงโ(โฐโฟโฐ)โโงหยฐ (โกยดเฑช`โก)
Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.
Failed lab experiment N.4: โฌโดโฌโดโคแตแต (๏ฝฅ_โโฌโดโฌโด
Failed lab experiment N.4: (;๏น;)
Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT
Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now heโs sad
๐ญ Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):
Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie whatโs a Cochlear implant
Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.
Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes
Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!
Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.
Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you ๐๐
Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! ๐
Successful lab experiment: Iโd prefer if I wasnโt... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!
(He still doesnโt know why)
Raph
๐ฅ Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)
๐ฅas a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such
๐ฅ*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*
๐ฅ will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you
๐ฅ if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers
๐ฅ will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao
๐ฅ will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you:
y/n: jniasunoakpfa
raph: what was that
y/n: keyboard smash?
raph: how do i do that
y/n: just press anything
raph: 7
๐ฅ Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:
๐ฅ Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:
Leo
๐ Perfect texts
๐ looks like an email/letter sometimes
๐ to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct
๐ when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX.
๐ to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is
๐ prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice
๐Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):
lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao
๐Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): ๐ข when talking about team work or his brothers / ๐ชท for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / ๐ for his boo and his boo only / ๐ only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Group chat (more than one reaction)
๐ catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??
๐ โNah shut upโ group, doesnโt care much about it and wonโt change their ways: Leo, Raph
๐ Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess
๐ Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j
๐ Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it
๐Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point itโs almost unbearable: Mikey
๐Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:
๐the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example:
Mikey: *has sent an selfie*
Mikey: you know y/n
Mikey:If youโre fortunate enough
Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness
Mikey: but mine?
April: oh boy here we go
Mikey: Hasnโt. ๐๐๐
Y/n: Oh?
Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-
Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick
#visually this looks a hot mess I apologize#did i add a bunch of my old incorrect quotes on this?#yes i did#i regret nothing#tmnt headcanons#tmnt x reader#2003 tmnt#tmnt bayverse turtles x reader#2003 tmnt x reader#2007 tmnt#mm tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2007#giulia writes
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escreve algo do matias burrinho de maconha e dps sรณ ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ (tu entendeu)
dsclp se sair meio ruim pq nunca fumei nada, mas tomo remรฉdio pra minha cabeรงa doente entรฃo creio que os efeitos sรฃo parecidos๐๐๐ vou tentar ok?
testando ๐ค๐ค๐ค
As noites com seu namorado Matรญas sempre eram รบnicas. Apesar de nรฃo ser um cara tรฃo romรขntico ele sabia como te fazer se sentir especial e demonstrava o lado romรขntico dele de outras maneiras. Por exemplo, todo fim de semana arrumava o ap dele (que mais parecia uma caverna bagunรงada) e te pedia para ir passar todo o tempo com ele fazendo tudo e nada.
Hoje, ele tinha planos diferentes. Quando descobriu que vocรช nunca tinha fumado nada na vida inteira decidiu te ajudar a relaxar um pouquinho. Sabe, com suas provas, artigos e trabalho te esgotando tanto...
Jรก era o segundo baseado que vocรชs dividiam e Matรญas podia afirmar com todo a certeza que vocรช sabia segurar a onda mais do que ele. Enquanto o argentino ja sentia a mente ficando nublada e totalmente avoada, vocรช ainda tagarelava sobre tudo que vinha na mente. No entanto, ele falhou em notar como seu corpo entregava sinais qur queria outro tipo de alรญvio ou distraรงรฃo. Matรญas focava tanto em rir das palavras da sua boca que nem percebeu o quรฃo perto vocรช estava do pau dele. Ambos deitados na cama em extremos opostos e seu rostinho doce e risonho se aproximava mais e mais das canelas dele, depois dos joelhos e por fim estava deitada com a cabeรงa nas coxas magrelas dele, dedilhando a รกrea perto dos quadris e virilha como quem nรฃo queria nada.
Mas Matรญas te conhecia o suficiente para saber quando vocรช estava com tesรฃo e louquinha para dar para ele. Seus olhos brilhando, sรณ que agora semicerrados com o efeito da erva, o jeitinho que sua voz se tornava um pouquinho mais aguda e eloquente conforme insinuava nas estrelinhas o que queria, alรฉm de deixar seu decote muito mais exposto que o normal. Matรญas nรฃo podia mentir que achava uma graรงa, ainda mais como vocรช parecia uma gatinha no cio esfregando as bochechas coradas na perna dele coberta por um jeans.
"Que foi, princesa? Tรก com algum problema?" Ele pergunta se fazendo de besta e tragando o baseado atรฉ soltar mais um pouco de fumaรงa na sua direรงรฃo.
A sua รบnica resposta รฉ soltar um resmungo manhoso e pressionar as coxas, porรฉm, uma mรฃo de matias se mete no meio das suas pernas subindo atรฉ tocar sua calcinha encharcada.
"Oh, amor... Se a sua bucetinha carente que atenรงรฃo tem que me falar." Ele diz com falsa piedade fazendo um beicinho imitando sua expressรฃo envergonhada.
"Mati..." Geme degonsa rebolando os quadris nos dedos hรกbeis dele que esfregando sua buceta de baixo para cima, parando apenas para pressionar seu clitรณris inchadinho. Um barulhinho molhado podia ser ouvido diretamente da sua calcinha. Nรฃo demora muito para ele enfiar a mรฃo dentro da roupa รญntima e massagear seu pontinho com mais precisรฃo, provocando sua entradinha com os dedos de vez em quando, sรณ saboreando ao penetrar um e retirar. Na onda que estavam ambos sรณ queriam aproveitar os mรญnimos estรญmulos, enquanto matรญas se deliciava na sua buceta macia e com aquele quentinho molhado, vocรช se contorcia nos dedos talentosos do seu namorado te explorando.
Apรณs alguns minutos nessa tortura excitante, ele escuta sua boca murmurar algo, mas nรฃo entende muito bem jรก que seus lรกbios estรฃo pressionando na coxa dele para abafar seus sons escandalosos.
"Que foi, princesa? E eu quero ouvir em voz alta." Ele fala mordendo os lรกbios para conter um sorriso malicioso que teimava em crescer facilmente ao observar seu jeitinho tรญmido em pedir algo mais.
"Eu quero seu pau, Matรญas." Responde encarando ele com seus olhos mais doces e apertando a ereรงรฃo marcada no jeans.
Rapidamente, ele remove a mรฃo da sua intimidade, prendendo entre os lรกbios o baseado que tinha na mรฃo livre para retirar a calรงa junto com a cueca, em seguida deita com uma mรฃo atrรกs da cabeรงa e a outra ajudando a tragar a maconha enquanto assistia vocรช ficar nua ao tirar o vestido e a calcinha com pressa.
Sobe no corpo magrelo dele, se deitando totalmente atรฉ pressionar seus seios no peitoral e esfregar sua buceta no pau estendido sobre o abdรดmen pรกlido dele. Sua boca beijava cada cantinho do rosto dele, devagarinho e sugando levemente quando chega no pescoรงo, gemendo enquanto seus dentes marcavam a pele sensรญvel do argentino.
Matรญas jรก se sentia mais afetado pelas suas carรญcias do que pela erva que tragava. Os seus beijos e buceta melecada faziam gemidos um pouco altos saรญrem sa boca dele, o que era incomum para Matรญas que geralmente nรฃo cala a boca mesmo quando vocรชs estรฃo transando.
Vocรช se senta, apoiando os joelhos em cada lado do quadril dele e segurando a base do pau na medida que a outra penteava os cabelinhos marrons para longe do rosto dele. Conforme vocรช deslizava o membro no seu buraquinho, as mรฃos de Matรญas apertavam e arranhavam suas coxas em prazer. Os olhos cor de mel nublado de tesรฃo e pela brisa sentindo sua bucetinha o engolir.
Seus movimentos comeรงam lentos, apreciando a sensaรงรฃo de estar esticada e intoxicada pelo cheiro de sexo e maconha do ambiente. Seus quadris gradativamente acelerando, sentando com mais forรงa e rebolando na pica do seu namorado.
"Vai, amorcito, fode meu pau com essa buceta gulosa." Ele geme quase que incompreensรญvel, totalmente imerso nos seus movimentos e pulsar das suas paredes a cada quicada. Os olhos dele semicerrados e as mรฃos perdendo a firmeza ao te apertar, suavemente sรณ pressionando os dรญgitos na carne farta das suas coxas. Os quadris dele de vez em quando estocavam para cima quando sua buceta se contraia ao redor dele cada vez mais forte e frequente.
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Astrhoe observations Pt.2 ๐ซ๐ฅฐ๐ซถ๐ป
(thank you all for all the love on my previous post๐ฅบ)
Back to ๐๐ป my materialist ๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธ.
a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so donโt take any of them to heart๐ฅณ.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing letโs get on with it๐ซถ๐ป๐ฅฐ
๐ฅต: Saturnian doms ๐ค๐ป milfs/dilfs (yโall age like FINE WINE ๐ท ๐
๐ปโจ)
๐คจ๐ป: Aquarius moons are literally SO GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY. My brother has this placement and I literally run ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ to him when I need to get something fixed.
๐๐: OKAY BUT LIKE CANCER PLACEMENTS ARE LITERALLY SO FUNNY. Like why is this not talked about more often???? Yโall literally have me rolling on the floor ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ.
๐๐ฅ: Iโve noticed many famous dancers with Venus- Mars aspects. Like yโall are so smooth with your moves. LITERALLY BREATHTAKING. Yโall are the embodiment of โSHEโS AN ICON, SHEโs a LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENTโ๐
๐ป๐ฅต. (If you need a dance partner, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE ๐ณ๐)
๐ธ๐ฐ: having any planet at 2ยฐ could indicate a lot of success wealth and fame (esp if your Uranus/Jupiter is at 2ยฐ) YโALL ARE GONNA MAKE IT BIG๐ฅ๐ฎโ๐จ. I think Bill Gates has his Uranus at 2ยฐ too๐ณ๐ณ๐.
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ช๐ป: pluto-mercury aspects are such powerful aspects. Your words hold SO much power. But ofc you must be cautious with what you say because you have so much influence over people that yโall can convince people to do anything and I mean ANYTHING (even negative and questionable things๐คจ) just by communicating.
โ๏ธ๐คฃ: sun conjunct Jupiter will literally laugh at ANYTHING.๐ญ like yโall could see someone just walking and yโall would be like โ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃโ. HMM LIKE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT WAS FUNNY IN THAT?๐ค๐คจ๐ญBut yโall are genuinely so FUN to be around. Your laugh is literally so contagious.๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซถ๐ป
๐ฅ๐: water and fire placement culture is listening to sad music when theyโre already sad, just to make themselves cry๐คก๐คก๐ญ.
๐ญ๐: cancer mercuryโs HAVE SUCH A GOOD MEMORY. Theyโd literally be like โoh yeah I remember the coffee order you bought the last time we met which was approximately a year ago and I got it for you, hope the order is correct haha ๐ฅฐ. It was a Grande Carmel Macchiato in a venti cup, 1/3 whole milk,1/3 soy milk, double the amount of vanilla syrup, caramel wall in the cup, whipped cream, rounded lid, 1 shot espresso (decaf) and cinnamon sprinkled on top right?โ And youโd be standing there like huh๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ.
๐๐งฟ: Jupiter in the 12th house/ Jupiter in Pisces and even Jupiter trine Neptune are DIVINELY PROTECTED. The luck they have is incredible.
Okay thatโs all for today luvs๐ฅฐ๐ซถ๐ป
(Please do not plagiarise or copy any of my work <33)
- sanโจ๐ต๐ชด๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
#astrology#aesthetic#astrology observations#astronomy#astro#my notes#virgo venus#mars#jupiter#beauty#venus signs#energy#astro observations#slay#universe#zodiac#birth#birth chart
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5SOS: ๐ซถ
#an inessential tiktok but necessary for my ๐ agenda as well as my Luke do u really need to be that intimate with the mic jfc ๐ฉ agenda#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#the 5sos show tour dusseldorf#video#TikTok#Ryan fleming 2023#kh4f post#๐๐ซฆ๐#๐ค๐ซฆ๐ค#you get it#oh ok I'm watching it again and realizing it's also for my luke bracelet agenda#i really need to get my shit together omg Crystal these are such sane feelings to have#the 5sos show tour
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If me and my mutualโs were the Spider-gangโฆ
โค๏ธEMERY AS MILES MORALES๐ค @sunsetsandsunshine
YโALL ALREADY KNOOOOWWWW ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Artist of the group
My Dad is a police officer AND detective soooooooโฆ
He has done the โYou gotta say I love you backโ thing to me multiple timesโฆ
Fucking loves having friends and talking to people
COMIC BOOKS ARE LIFEโผ๏ธ COMIC BOOKS ARE LOVEโผ๏ธ
Keeping the collectibles I N S I D E of the box!!! IT STAYS NICE AND FRESH THAT WAYโ LIKE PRODUCE YK???!!!
Tries to be quote on quote โcoolerโ in front of othersโฆ
Newsflash? It never works
๐ Family lover all the way ๐
Music is LIFE ๐ถ๐ค๐ต๐ผโฆidfk what weโd do without itโฆ
A collector of many random thingsโ rocks, toys, bracelets you NAME it
Hyperactive as HELL
Has a hard time accepting loss
โNAHโ โ๐ซ โ โUHMโฆโ โAAAAAAAAHHHHHโ
A sketchbook for literally every season
When it comes to friendships, I will try everything in my power to maintain it and try to keep it going but once Iโm done? Iโm done ๐ซถ๐พ
A singer ๐ฉ๐ค๐พ
Physical affection ๐ซฃ๐๐
Apologies WAAAAAAY too fucking much
H A P P Y. S T I M S.
Suppressed anger issues
Knows way too many people both online and irl
Becomes a whole different person when angry ๐ฅธ๐๐พ
Beatboxes and raps horribly
Basically Miles is me and Iโm Miles โค๏ธ๐ค
๐คJOJO AS GWEN STACY๐ฉต @shut-up-jo
Cool af legit why the hell are you friends with me manโ
Musician of the group ๐ช๐ท๐ป๐บ๐น๐ฅ๐ธ
Shows up to your house without warning like you owe her money
In a band (most def)
Says the most DIABOLICAL and out of pocket shit known to MAN
๐ฅ Would burn down the kitchen if she ever cooked ๐ฅ
Listens to Billy Joel ๐
POPULAR AF
Short af too ๐คช๐ซถ๐ผ
BAD PICK-UP LINESโฆ
Would be cancelled if any of her texts got leaked
โDIEโ โKYSโ โCHOKEโ โSTFUโ
Had the WORST 2020 phase (Iโm sorry ilysm please donโt kill me ๐๐ผ)
AOT lover (as you fucking should )
Honesty is the best policy ๐
Changes her voice depending on who sheโs talking to
Has the most fucking unhinged and cursed FYP page
Doesnโt matter what social media appโฆitโs just straight up CURSED
Gives the best advice like oml
Could host a TED-talk but would thereโs a 99.9% she would get cancelled
Needs to take a flipping BREAK ๐
Could make a TV show with her life (with like a million specials and crossovers)
Licks the powder off the Doritos and/or Takiโs and puts them back in the bag ๐ถโฆ
Has burned Barbieโs before
Unironically sings 'Dance Monkey' just because
Your so so silly I love you so much ๐ค๐ฉต
๐SANA AS PAVITIR๐ฉท @itzsana-kiddingmenow
If sunshine were a person ๐
Has a really toxic fanbaseโฆ
โจAnxietyโจ
The best cook out of all 4 of us probably
โ๐ฅบโ โGRRRRRRRโ โ๐โ โNAUUURโ
Calls people adorable, cute etc but canโt handle when people say that to her ๐ฅน๐
Your adorable btw โบ๏ธ
When sheโs mad she doesnโt cuss that much but most def just says big words
#TOXICFRIENDSGANG
Takes selfies like every single second ๐ฑ
Has Snapchat probably
Has listened to JoJo Siwaโs Karma WAAAAY too many timesโฆ
Would fold like a lawn chair if poked in the side ๐
FANGIRL
โจ Bilingual queen โจ
Sobbed for DAYS when MatPat dropped his departure videoโฆ
Is way too fucking smart ๐
Has the Ultimate Alpha Sigma Gyatt Rizz but doesnโt know it quite yet ๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธ
A tea lover โ๏ธ๐ต
Would go to antique stores with people to just look at things and then end up buying the whole ass store
Does cartwheels for funsies
Overthinker โน๏ธ
Could solo Bakugou and win
Is going to be a menace one she learns how to drive
Needs more sleep frfr
My lil sugar cream puff over here you guys ๐๐ฉท
๐ZEEZIE AS HOBIE BROWNโค๏ธ @ziipzeepzop-eez
101% effort in E V E R Y T H I N G
Side-eyes ๐คจ
Has more rizz than the whole Earth population combined
โFWโ โTHATโS RACISTโ โTWWINNNNโ โYUUURRโ
EMOJIS EMOJIS EMOJIS EMOJIS EMOJIS EMOJIS
Did I say emojis?
Comes up with the most cutest freaking nicknames for people ๐ฅน๐๐ฉทโน๏ธ๐โจ
TAKE A BREAK ๐ก๐ก๐ก
Can most definitely win a dance battle against anyone but acts like she canโt
Dad jokes ๐ซถ๐ฝ
Uses finger guns unironically (through text and in person) ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
Could make a diss-track about so many people ๐ซขโฆ
Would have a million cats if she could
Probably had a Gacha Life phase
Would go to a movie theater just to watch cat videos on the big screen
Popular af ๐
Friends with legit everyone ๐๐ฝ
Would actually murder a man if they hurt one of her friends
Has watched Coraline and The Nightmare Before Christmas soooooo many damn times
Guillmero Del Toroโs Pinocchio made her ugly cry (Same here ๐ซ )
Could solo everyone here on Tumblr easily ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Hates Twitter/X but only has it for the โจdramaโจ
FAIRY LIIIGHTS
Is most def someoneโs opp โบ๏ธ
Can multi-task like crazy
So cool and dazzling and aahhhfhfhds ๐โค๏ธ
(If any of this makes any of you guys uncomfy just DM me and I can erase it ๐ซถ๐พ)
#Mootie patootie โก#Zeezie โก#Sana โก#JoJo โก#Emeryโs rambles#IDK WHAT THIS IS#UH#YEAHโฆ#JUST FOR FUNSIES#Making a pt.2 with some of my other moots with the rest of the spider gang ehehddnsne
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๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฐ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ค๐ซฆ
I love me some Bobby Munson ๐ฅต
๐ฆ comments, likes and reblogs are highly appreciated ๐ฆ
You are in Bobbyโs dorm room, the air thick with the scent of aftershave, cigarette smoke, and sweat. Heโs got bent over his bed, his hands gripping yours as he thrusts in and out of you.
Through the mirror in front of you, you catch his intense gaze. โYouโre always on my mind,โ he sings in a whisper, his voice husky.
You bite your lip, feeling his hot breath against your ear as he then whispers, โYou light my morning sky, with burning love.โ
Your moans fill the room, each movement bringing you closer to the high youโre craving. When he shifts position into missionary, he gazes lovingly as he whispers Elvis lyrics again, โLove me tender, baby. For I canโt help falling in love with you.โ
The intensity builds until you come undone, a loud cry escaping your lips as your orgasm synchronises with his. As you both catch your breath, he captures your lips in a deep, passionate kiss.
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oiiii (na intenรงรฃo de te falar que sei que seus pedidos estรฃo fechados mas serรก que vc nรฃo quer discutir algumas bobeirinhas tipo.......... jero talarico rs ๐ค๐ญโจ๐ซฆ๐๐ผ?
oiiii kyky diva, vocรช comeรงou com essa histรณria de jero talarico e alugou um triplex na minha mente rip juju idollete โ๐ป
preciso dizer que essa skin SUPER combina com ele, imagino que vocรช seria a namorada de ANOS do brother de academia dele, o cara certamente seria todo certinho, te trata que nem princesa, faz todas as suas vontades, รฉ um sonho de consumo, nรฃo tem absolutamente nada de errado com ele. exceto o fato de que ele tem um grande filho da puta de melhor amigo. o jerรณnimo conheceu vocรชs jรก como um casal, vocรช foi pro aniversรกrio dele junto do namorado e chegou toda pimposinha, envergonhada, sem saber o que poderia acrescentar ร mesa cheia de marombas, crossfiteiros e miss bumbuns no pescoรงo. entรฃo, ficou naturalmente mais quentinha, sรณ observando mesmo.
isso provavelmente chamaria a atenรงรฃo do jerรณnimo porque ninguรฉm รฉ tรฃo boazinha assim o tempo todo. ele nรฃo vai querer te assustar, porรฉm tambรฉm nรฃo consegue nem disfarรงar muito e acaba te encarando vira e mexe, atรฉ o teu namorado percebe e com certeza fica bem pistolinha com isso porque ele tรก ciente da fama do jerรณnimo de nรฃo dar duas fodas pra ninguรฉm que nรฃo seja ele e o estoque de creatina e whey no armรกrio dele. capaz de comentar contigo quando vocรชs chegarem em casa e vocรช super irritadinha tambรฉm, porque, nossa ninguรฉm mais tem respeito pelas casadas hoje em dia?!
acredito muito em um jero talarico que vocรช, na real, odeia pra caralho. primeiro pelo jeito dele, segundo pelas investidas absurdamente explicitas quando ele te pega sozinha, terceiro pelo fato de tudo isso mexer contigo. ele esbarra contigo na academia, fica de papinho, observa a sua execuรงรฃo, diz que tem algo de errado sรณ pra ficar bem pertinho de ti, sussurrar no teu ouvido que "posso te ajudar melhor na academia de lรก do prรฉdio, se tiver precisando de um personal particular, gatinha".
E AH!!!!! jerรณnimo talarico Sร TE CHAMA POR APELIDINHOS, nunca o teu nome. รฉ de uma gaiatice disfarรงada de simpatia fora do comum. ele nem liga de esconder, curte todos os seus stories no insta, te pรตe nos melhores amigos, pisca pra ti quando seu namorado tรก de costas, te cumprimenta na rua sempre que vรช, mandando umas indiretas bem diretas, tipo "se o teu namorado nรฃo consegue fazer isso pra ti, eu posso, tรก, bebรช? รฉ sรณ me chamar, cรช sabe onde me encontrar". e sabe mesmo, porque o jerรณnimo parece estar em todo lugar que vocรช tambรฉm estรก. principalmente na faculdade, onde ele comeรงa a te dar carona todos os dias.
em uma dessas caronas super amigรกveis, o teu humor tรก lรก no casa do chapรฉu, vocรช fica toda emburradinha, tudo te estressa, o trabalho, a faculdade, o namorado, a famรญlia, as amigas, bem coisa de tpm mesmo. e รฉ claro que o jerรณnimo percebe, vai todo casual no comeรงo, pergunta o que rolou, escuta suas insatisfaรงรตes โ embora ele nรฃo esteja prestando atenรงรฃo em absolutamente nada do que vocรช diz โ e te consola, atรฉ demais por sinal, porque รฉ no mesmo tom amigรกvel que ele diz, "sabe, se o teu namorado nรฃo consegue te ajudar a relaxar, eu posso fazer isso", e vocรช sabe o que tem por trรกs dessas palavras, principalmente porque a mรฃo dele tรก acariciando o seu joelho descoberto.
e se vocรช tenta argumentar, dizer que รฉ errado, ele vai ter a cara de pau de dizer que "claro que nรฃo, gatinha, รฉ um favor de brother, eu sรณ quero te deixar bem relaxadinha pro meu amigo, tรด ajudando o relacionamento de vocรชs, รณ". sรณ que esse """"altruรญsmo"""" todo morre no segundo que o jerรณnimo tรก socando o pau atรฉ o talo em vocรช, te pegando pelo pescoรงo, estapeando os seus peitinhos, cuspindo na sua boca e dizendo que vocรช รฉ uma putinha suja pra caralho por dar pro melhor amigo do teu namorado na calรงada do prรฉdio que vocรชs moram.
no final, ele nรฃo goza dentro. vai dar um jeitinho de te fazer ajoelhar pra ele e encher sua boquinha de porra, te manda engolir tudinho e diz que "agora vai, sobe. manda um beijo pra ele. aliรกs, nรฃo. faz melhor, dรก um beijinho nele, assim mesmo, com o gosto da minha porra na sua lรญngua. serรก que ele vai sentir?" e te deixa desnorteada pra encontrar seu namorado depois.
#papo de divas ๐#e ele ainda ficaria super obcecadinho depois da primeira vez#te comendo inclusive na viagem que o grupinho de amigos faz pra casa de praia#lsdln headcanon#jeronimo bosia#โก. kyuala
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Favorite Lines from Hazbin Hotel songs Part Two:
Poisonโthis song broke my heart as Angel Dust is one of my favorites, and seeing what he had to deal with from Val was devastating.
โI shoulda known it when I looked into your red hot eyes.โ
โAddicted to this feelinโ I canโt help but swallow up your poison.โ
โI got so good at tellinโ you what you wanna hear.โ
โPoison, I'm drownin' in poison. I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow full of poison, I'm sick of the poison. Wish I had somethin' to live for tomorrow.โ
Loser, Baby
โYouโve lost your way. You think your life is wrecked. Well, let me just say youโre correct.โ
โYouโre a fucked up little whiny bitch. Youโre a loser just like me.โ
โYouโre a power bottom at rock bottom, but you got company.โ
โI sold my soul to a psychopathic freak.โ
โAnd you think that makes you unique.โ
โBaby thatโs fine by me.โ
โIโm a loser, honey. A schmoozer and a dummy. But at least I know Iโm not alone.โ
โItโs time to lose your self loathing. Excuse yourself, let hope in,baby. Play your card, be who you are.โ
Hellโs Greatest Dad
โLooks like you could some help from the big boss (๐)of Hell himself.โ
โWith a punch from a pentagram.โ
โIโll rig the game for you because Iโm the ref(๐)
โChampagne fountains, caviar mountains. Thatโs just a start.โ
โIโm your guy, your day to day, your chum, your steadfast hotelier.โ
โIโm truly honored that we built such a bond.โ
โItโs a little funny. You could almost call me dad (๐น๐)
(๐ก๐ฟ๐ป)
โThereโs no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just so happens to also be your blood.โ
โCan you butt out of my song? (Your song?! I started this!โ)
More Than Anything
โNow youโre the only thing worth fighting for.โ
โIโll shelter and adore you more than anything.โ
โSo in the end, itโs the view I had of you that showed me dreams can be worth fighting for.โ
โIโve been dying to find out who you are.โ
โAll that Iโm hop inโ, now that my eyes are open, is that we can start again. Not be pulled apart again.โ
โCause in the end, you are part of who I am. Iโll support your dreams no matter whatโs in store.โ
โIโm grateful your my daughter/father.โ
Welcome to Heaven
โWelcome to Heaven, oh-oh!โ (๐ค๐ซฆ)
โWhere the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh!โ (๐ค๐ซฆ)
โWelcome to Heaven, oh-oh!โ (๐ค๐ซฆ)
โCheck out our sick decor, the spiritโs leaven, oh!โ (๐ค๐๐ซฆ)
โAnd everyone is hot!โ (๐ค๐ซฆ๐คค๐ซ )
You Didnโt Know
โChecked all the boxes that you said would prove a person deserves a second chance. Now we turn our backs, no second glance.โ
โItโs not fair, Sera.โ
โThat just because someone is dead, it doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways. Turn the page, escape infernal blaze.โ
โWhat are we even talking about? Some crack whore who fucked up already?โ
โThereโs no question to be posed. Heโs unholy, case closed.โ
โA man only lives once. Iโll see you in one month. Gotta say I wait canโt to come down and exterminate you.โ
โWell, I donโt need your condescension. Iโm not a child to protect!โ
โWas I too naive to expect you to heed the morals youโre purveying?โ
โThatโs what the fuck Iโve been saying.โ
โIf Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie.โ
โWhen you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again.โ
Out for Love
โI see youโre driven by your detestation.โ
โYou need a different type of motivation.โ
โThink of who you care about. Protect them and be out for love.โ
โFuel yourself with the fear of losinโ that somebody whoโs your reason to live. Harness your heart and you canโt help choosinโ to fight with all you can give.โ
Ready for This
โAnd though I kinda feel unsteady, now I gotta be ready for this.โ
โNot to mention the camaraderie. Yes sure, youโll form life-changing friendships with folks along the way.โ
โOh, donโt be put off by their snarlinโ, thatโs enthusiasm, darlinโ!โ
โDonโt worry, honey, thatโs their thing. Keep singing.โ
โWhen Adam brings the battle here, I must appear like Iโm ready for this.โ
โSurprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along.โ
โStick with her and youโll be on the winning side.โ
More than Anything-Reprise
โAnd in the end, if itโs only me you saved, thereโs something Iโve been dying to say.โ
โNeed you to know I love you more than anything.โ
Finale
โI know I could have done better, better than letting you down.โ
โYou can do this, now I know it! For your story has just begun.โ
โThe stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone, but, by god, Charlie! The show it must go on.โ
โWith more sinners than you can dream.โ
โIt starts with you. You know itโs true. Fulfill your destiny!โ
โWith a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow, weโll be atop the heap.โ
โNature abhors a power vacuum. It leaves room for you and me. The power of hell belongs to the Vees.โ
โIโm hungry for freedom, like never before!โ
โOnce I figure out how to unclip my wings, guess who will be pulling all the strings?โ
โAnd then tomorrow, it will be a fuckinโ happy day in Hell!โ
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Mfs when they find out autism is a spectrum: ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅน๐
๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅณ๐คฉ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐ง๐คจ๐คช๐๐๐๐๐๐โน๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐คฌ๐ก๐ ๐ค๐ญ๐ข๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐ซ๐คฏ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ซ ๐คซ๐ซก๐ซข๐คญ๐ซฃ๐ค๐ค๐๐คฅ๐ถ๐ซฅ๐๐ซค๐๐ฌ๐๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ช๐คค๐ด๐ฅฑ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฆ๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ๐ค๐ฅด๐คข๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ฉ๐คก๐บ๐น๐ฟ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ค๐ป๐โ ๏ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐ค๐๐บ๐ธ๐คฒ๐ซถ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐น๐๐๐๐ค๐๐โ๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐ซฐโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ซณ๐ซด๐๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐ฆพ๐ช๐ซฑ๐ซฒ๐ค๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ซต๐ฆถ๐ฆต๐ฆฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฆป๐๐
๐ฆท๐ซฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ง ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ซ๐ถ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฑ๐งโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ง๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆณ๐งโ๐ฆณ๐จโ๐ฆณ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ๐ฒ๐ด๐ง๐ต๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ท๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐พ๐งโ๐พ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐งโ๐ณ๐จโ๐ณ๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐พ๐งโ๐ญ๐ฉโ๐ญ๐จโ๐ซ๐งโ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ๐จโ๐ค๐งโ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ค๐จโ๐๐จโ๐ญ๐ฉโ๐ป๐งโ๐ป๐จโ๐ป๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐จโ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐จโ๐จ๐งโ๐จ๐ฉโ๐จ๐จโ๐ฌ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ฉโ๐ฌ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ
๐ธ๐คตโโ๏ธ๐คต๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐คด๐ฅท๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆน๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐คถ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐งโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฐ๐ผ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฑ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐จโ๐ผ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐
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โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คท๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐งโ๐ฆฝ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ๐ด๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ๐๐คณ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐งโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง๐ชข๐งถ๐งต๐ชก๐งฅ๐ฅผ๐ฆบ๐๐๐ฉฑ๐๐๐๐ฉณ๐ฉฒ๐๐๐ฅป๐ฉด๐ฅฟ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ฅพ๐ชโ๐๐๐งข๐ฉ๐งฃ๐งค๐งฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐งณ๐๐๐ฅฝ๐ถโค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐๐๐โกโฅ๏ธโฅโฆโงโโขเฆแแแฆษสเทแฐแฉแฐเฆเฌแแฅซแญก๊จเฎแฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ญ๐น๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ป๐ผ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฝ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ฆ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐๐บ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ชฑ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฐ๐ชฒ๐ชณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ธ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐
๐๐ฆญ๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ฆฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฆฎ๐โ๐ฆบ๐๐โโฌ๐๐ฆฉ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ฆ๐๐ชถ๐๐ฆ๐ฆจ๐ฆก๐ฆซ๐ฆฆ๐ฆฅ๐๐๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐๐พ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ด๐ชต๐ฑ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐ชด๐๐ชจ๐ชธ๐๐๐ชน๐ชบ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐น๐ฅ๐ชท๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅโ๏ธโก๏ธโจ๐โญ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ช๐โ๏ธ๐คโ
๏ธ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ซงโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅฅ๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐ฅฌ๐ฅ๐ถ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง
๐ง๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ง๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅฉ๐ฅช๐ซ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฆด๐๐๐ฅ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ฆช๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ฃ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅฎ๐ข๐ก๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ง๐ฅค๐ง๐ตโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ถ๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฅก๐ฅฃ๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ง๐พโฝ๏ธ๐๐โพ๏ธ๐ฅ๐พ๐๐๐ฅ๐ช๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ธ๐๐ช๐ฑ๐ฅ
โณ๏ธ๐ช๐๐น๐ฃ๐คฟ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โท๐ฟ๐ฅโธ๐ท๐ผ๐น๐ฝ๐ช๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คบโน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ต๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ช๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คน๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ญ๐ฉฐ๐จ๐ฌ๐ช๐บ๐ท๐ช๐ฅ๐น๐ผ๐ง๐ค๐ธ๐ช๐ป๐ฒโ๐ฏ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐งฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉผ๐ฆผ๐ฆฝ๐ฆฏ๐๐๐๐ป๐๐ด๐ฒ๐ต๐๐บ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐ฐ๐บ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ซโต๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐ณ๐ข๐โดโ๏ธ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐งโฝ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐๐ก๐ข๐ โฒ๏ธโฑ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ป๐โฐ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐ช๐จ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐คโช๏ธ๐๐๐๐โฉ๐ค๐ฃ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ปโจ๏ธ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐น๐น๐ฅ๐ฝ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฐโฐโฒโฑ๐งญ๐๐๐๐ปโ๏ธโณ๐ก๐๐ชซ๐๐ก๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ท๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ธ๐ข๐งฏ๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ๐ชช๐โ๏ธ๐ช๐งฐ๐ช๐ง๐งฑ๐ชคโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ชโ๐ โ๐จโ๐งฒ๐ซ๐ฃ๐งจ๐ช๐ช๐กโ๏ธ๐งฟ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บโฑ๏ธ๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ก๐ชฌ๐โ๏ธ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฉป๐ฉน๐ฉบ๐งน๐ก๐งช๐งซ๐ฆ ๐งฌ๐ฉธ๐๐๐ช ๐งบ๐งป๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐๐๐งผ๐ช๐๐๐๐งด๐ชฃ๐งฝ๐ช๐ชฅ๐ช๐๐๐๐งธ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ช๐๐ช
๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ชฉ๐งงโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ช๐ชง๐ท๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐งพ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งท๐๐๐๐๐๐งฎ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐คโช๏ธโซ๏ธ๐ค๐ฃ๐ต๐ข๐ก๐ ๐ด๐ฅ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ซโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโฃ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฎ๏ธโฆ๏ธโฏ๏ธ๐๐ฏโก๏ธโธ๏ธ๐โช๏ธโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โข๏ธ๐ด๐ณ๐ถ๐๏ธ๐ธ๐บ๐ท๏ธโด๏ธ๐ฒ๐น๐ต๐ดใ๏ธใ๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐๐
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๐น๐บ๐ผโง๐ก๐คโน๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐0๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ๐9๏ธโฃ8๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ๐ข#๏ธโฃ*๏ธโฃโ๏ธโถ๏ธโธโฏโนโบ๐ฝ๐ผโ๏ธโฌโซโชโฉโฎโญโก๏ธโฌ
๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐โคต๏ธโคด๏ธโฉ๏ธโช๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ต๐ถโโโโ๏ธ๐ฐโพ๏ธ๐๐๐๐โ๐จยฎ๏ธยฉ๏ธโข๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐๐ใฐ๏ธโฐโฟโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐บโซ๏ธโช๏ธ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ท๐ถ๐น๐ธ๐ปโพ๏ธโฝ๏ธโผ๏ธโป๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐โฅ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฃ๐โฆ๏ธ๐๐ด๐๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด
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Can I suck your mic ๐๏ธ ๐ค ๐๐
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#beauty#buddy daddies#city#haikyuu#home#jujutsu kaisen#kitchen#kitty#pets#plants#nude photos#photography#photoshoot#hot topic#viralpost#viral video#11hp#windows 11#escritos#born to be xx#beautiful body
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More reactions and memes I thought of as I read the new โShot in the Darkโ book by @marydublinauthor and @kendsleyauthor
Part 1 here / Part 3 here / Part 4 here / Predictions /Pirate AU
*spoiler ahead*
Chapter 13
Squirrels after they get bit by Werewolves:
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Sylvia *starts talking about Aliceโs music box* Me: NooOoOoOo Sylvia shut up!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Alice: โMy sweet visitor. My friend.โ Me:
Sylvia: โNo offense, but I never want to see either of you again.โ ๐๐๐ (Get wrecked again Jon)
What do you feel after you kidnapped an innocent fairy and held her hostage for days? ๐ค Jon:
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Chapter 14
No, Damian! No! I was rooting for you!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
The disrespect these fairies are putting on Sylviaโs dead fatherโs name ๐๐๐ ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Ayden be like: โI know I have to brand you as a traitor, which will ruin your life, but Imma give you a Badass tattoo.โ ๐จโ๐จ๐จ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
POV you pirated Sylviaโs trial sceneโฆ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Chapter 15
What Hazel hopes happens to Jon:
What probably would happen:
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Chapter 16
Jon apparently:
Sylvia if she tried to swimโฆ
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Jon and Sylvia flirting in the bathroom:
Sylvia casually undressesโฆ Jon: ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Chapter 17
Jon and Cliff trying to have a conversation about Sylvia while sheโs in the room:
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Chapter 18
Me @ Sylvia as she drools over Jonโs gray T-shirt ๐คค
Chapter 19
Damian trying to kill Jon: ๐จ๐ฌ๏ธ๐
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Horny jail meme again, this time for Cliff:
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Chapter 20
Them trying to unlock the door: (Tik Tok audio)
Jon: How did you get passed security, the fortress is impenetrable?
Sylvia๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ: Door was unlocked
Cliff: Son of a Bitch!
๐ช๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sylvia: โNo wonder you guys donโt have any friendsโ ๐คฃ๐๐๐ (get wrecked again)
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Jonathan โI like stealingโ Nowak
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If Jon is short for Jonathan. Is Cliff short for โClifford?โ Like the giant DOG??? ๐๐๐ or โClifton?โ How did I not realize that sooner? ๐ญ๐๐คฃ
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Bonus Chapter 9
Jon and Sylvia:
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Thanks for reading!
Part 3 coming soon! ๐๐ค๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธ
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Astrhoe Observations Pt.5 ๐ซ๐ฅฐ๐ซถ๐ป
(Here we go againโฆ.๐๐)
Back to ๐๐ป my materialist ๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธ.
a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so donโt take any of them to heart๐ฅณ.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing letโs get on with it๐ซถ๐ป๐ฅฐ
๐๐ฅ: Aries/Capricorn/Scorpio placements what is it with yโall and wanting to experience the enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers trope??! ๐๐คจ (Not me calling myself out๐๐คก)!
๐๐ญ: Pisces placements be making eye contact with random ass strangers and start journaling about how they met their soulmate at the subway ๐๐ like baby no, they ainโt your soulmate ๐ฅฐ.
๐ค๐ง: Pisces placements could prefer listening to old school music (70s, 80s, 90s etc) ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ค whereas Aries placements would prefer listening to the latest upbeat pop/hiphop music ๐ต๐ฅโจ.
๐๐: 9th house placements could be really good at geography. Theyโre the oneโs whoโd randomly pull out a map during an argument and say HA! I told you the Colorado river flows through the Grand Canyaon!! Like??๐ญ๐ญ( YES WE GET IT!! yโall are smart ๐คช๐ฅฑ๐ซฃ).
๐ฆด๐: Iโve noticed Chiron in Capricorn peeps could have broken a bone at least once in their lifetime๐ญ.
๐ฉโ๐ค๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ: Mutable placements could really be into cosplaying yk?? Or might have a thing for people who cosplay๐๐ (maybe a turn on?๐ซฃ๐ณ).
๐๐ฃ๏ธ: Libra in the 3rd house (Leo risings) are such SMOOTH talkers, like nah fr. Can literally lie their way out of any situation, yโall slick frfr๐๐๐คจ.
๐ฎ๐งฟ: Scorpio in the 3rd house (Virgo risings) have such amazing intuitions. Theyโre literally the friends who say โI told you soโ ๐๐ cause theyโre always RIGHT. (Yes I love Virgo risingโs!! AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!๐ฅฐ will always compliment them at any chance I get).
๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐: Your mommaโs 4th house sign could be a prominent sign in your chart.
For instance if your mom has Sagittarius in the 4th house, you could have prominent sag placements ๐ค๐ญ๐.
๐คช๐: Sagittarius placements are either : let me tell you this story which really inspired me to tap into my philosophical side of being๐๐๐๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฌ๐ค or letโs fuck this shit up baby!!!๐๐
๐ป๐ฅฐ๐ฅต๐ฅณ๐๐พ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ (or both teehee๐คญ) - sincerely, a sag dom here!!๐.
Okay thatโs all for today luvs๐ฅฐ๐ซถ๐ป
(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)
- sanโจ๐ต๐ชด๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
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