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catching up
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๐™ธ๐š—๐š๐š˜ ๐š–๐šข ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š˜๐š๐šข ๐šœ๐š˜๐šž๐š• ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐•ฅ๐•š๐•ž๐•– ๐•—๐•๐•š๐•–๐•ค ๐•“๐•ช
๐• ๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ฅ๐•š๐•ž๐•–
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•”๐•œ๐•’๐••๐•–, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•๐• ๐•’๐•• ๐•š๐•ค ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ง๐•ช
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•”๐•œ๐•’๐••๐•–, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•๐• ๐•’๐•• ๐•š๐•ค ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ง๐•ช
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•”๐•œ๐•’๐••๐•–, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•๐• ๐•’๐•• ๐•š๐•ค ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ง๐•ช
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•”๐•œ๐•’๐••๐•–, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•๐• ๐•’๐•• ๐•š๐•ค ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ง๐•ช
๐”ป๐• ๐•Ÿโ€™๐•ฅ ๐•๐•–๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•’๐•“๐•ค๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•š๐•ค๐•ค๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜
๐•ค๐•’๐•๐•ฅ ๐•๐•’๐•œ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••
๐•๐• ๐•ฆโ€™๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•”๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ก, ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•“๐•ช ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ
๐•๐• ๐•ฆโ€™๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•”๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ก, ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•“๐•ช ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ
๐•๐• ๐•ฆโ€™๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•”๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ก, ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•“๐•ช ๐•œ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ
๐•ƒ๐• ๐•œ๐•ž๐•’๐•Ÿ, ๐•จ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐••๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜?
๐•€ ๐•’๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•• ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ค๐•’๐•ช
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•“๐•–๐•๐•๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ, ๐••๐•’๐•ž๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•“๐•๐•–
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•“๐•–๐•๐•๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ, ๐••๐•’๐•ž๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•“๐•๐•–
๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•“๐•–๐•๐•๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ, ๐••๐•’๐•ž๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•“๐•๐•–
๐•€๐•ค๐•ช๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•๐•’๐•ฃ (๐•ฃ๐•š๐• ๐•ฅ๐•ค) ๐•“๐•ช ๐•ƒ๐•’๐•๐•’๐•๐•’๐•ฃ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
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caracello ยท 8 months
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can you imagine their conversations.
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โšก๏ธ *Thunder strikes close by* โšก๏ธ
Ziana: "Ahhh! T-that was so loud..."
Also, Ziana:
๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ *Throws multiple bombs in the mines to clear a floor and is unbothered by the loud explosion* ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ“š characters from hazbin hotel as books ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ˆ
i finally got around to posting all of these on my bookstagram, and i figured i'd post them here too! putting this together was so much fun that i just had to share. full book list below the cut!
๐Ÿ‘‘ Charlie: - Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson - One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston
โœ–๏ธ Vaggie: - The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff - Hopepunk by Preston Norton
๐ŸŽฅ Angel Dust: - Rented Heart by Garrett Leigh - Gay Bar: Why We Went Out by Jeremy Atherton Lin โ™ฃ๏ธ Husk: - The Lost Weekend by Charles Jackson - The Gambler by Fyodor Dostoevsky
๐Ÿ“ป Alastor: - A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers - Lost Signals by Max Booth III
๐Ÿงน Niffty: - Maid by Stephanie Land - The Dead Janitor's Club by Jeff Klima
๐ŸŽ Lucifer: - Angels Before Man by rafael nicolรกs - Dayspring by Anthony Oliveria
๐Ÿ Sir Pentious: - Soulless by Gail Carriger - Boneshaker by Cherie Priest
๐Ÿ’ฃ Cherri Bomb: - Girls to the Front by Sara Marcus - We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix
๐Ÿšฌ Valentino: - Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk - Getting Off: Pornography and the End of Masculinity by Robert Jensen
๐Ÿ“บ Vox: - Universal Harvester by John Darnielle - White Noise by Don DeLillo
๐Ÿ“ฑ Velvette: - The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger - Followers by Megan Angelo
๐ŸŽธ Adam: - Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James - Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov
๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ Lute: - Joan by Katherine J. Chen - The Valkyrie by Kate Heartfield
๐Ÿ˜‡ Sera: - The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom - Dark Rise by C.S. Pacat
๐Ÿ‘ผ Emily: - Halo by Alexandra Adornetto - Blue Skies by T.L. Martin
๐Ÿฅ€ Rosie: - In the Garden of Spite by Camilla Bruce - Woman Eating by Claire Kohda
๐Ÿ‘ธ Lilith: - Lilith by Eve Marmery - Jezebel by Megan Barnard
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๐Ÿ’ฃ Israel is bombing Rafah while airing a propaganda commercial during the Super Bowl that cost them tens of millions of dollars.
๐Ÿˆ With Americans distracted watching the Super Bowl, Israel is terrorizing Rafah, where it told more than a million Palestinian civilians to seek refuge as a โ€˜safe placeโ€™.
Israel is now intensely bombing Rafah through air, land and sea, in the middle of the night.
1.4 millions Gazanโ€™s are packed against the Egyptian border.
๐Ÿฉธ Dozens of bombs have been dropped so far, hitting neighborhoods, schools, and even the areas around hospitals. It is a massacre.
๐Ÿคก Biden said heโ€™d give the green light so long as Israel had โ€œevacuation planโ€ for civilians โ€ฆ aka ethnically cleansing them to Egypt.
๐Ÿš IOF is bombing north and east of the city of Rafah, while helicopters open fire in the north.
Heavy IOF airstrikes are targeting several parts of the city.
๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ Thousands of Palestinians have fled to the Kuwaiti Hospital to seek refuge.
๐Ÿฉธ Reports of dozens of Palestinian civilians killed so far.
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splatoon dashboard simulator:
๐ŸŽง hiroctopus
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๐Ÿฑ judd-isnt-real
squidsties will try and tell you otherwise but callie and marie are not your 'babies' theyre 25. and running an underground military operation.
๐Ÿ’ฃ bombrushblush
weird. anyway stream liquid sunshine on squidbeatz now
๐Ÿฑ judd-isnt-real
splat yourself
#this isn't the time for that
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๐Ÿ˜Ž anonymous asked: your silence on the current bottom feeders drama is deafening
๐ŸŸ veron1ka
i was , in space
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๐ŸŽต squidbeatzpoll
๐Ÿš’ thehydrasplatlingmain
op you can cancel the poll now.
๐ŸŽƒ splatoweenie
last time we did this my friend alice got a live suction bomb in the mail. please call it off
๐Ÿ theeeldeel-deactivated2911120023
idc bottom feeders STOLE from deep cut in the third round we NEED to see them lose
๐ŸŽฃ finnbottomsrighteyeball
@theeeldeel no 37 bankara street, splatsville, splatlands
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๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธseafoamshanty โ™ป๏ธ ๐Ÿ theeeldeel-deactivated2911120023
fuck this website
#lmao
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๐Ÿ’– calliecalamari-official
Jokes on me, we're the snowbaes on fleek now! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Catch me and Marie at the Frosty Fest celebrations this month in Inkopolis Plaza. Tickets are free like always! ๐Ÿซถโœจ๏ธ
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๐Ÿฆญ mammalkin
something just happened
๐Ÿฆญ mammalkin
HOOOLY SHIT
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#FUCK YES #A LITTLE TREAT FOR ME
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I love how you listed your Stardew Sona's likes ^^ I just imagine them being listed off like: You: "Oh yeah, I like cake, strawberries, bombs, pancakes..." Villager: "Wait what was that?" You: "...Pancakes"
โœฉ ngl this popped into my mind as soon as I read this xD
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โœฉ donโ€™t mind me, just on my way to the skull cavern ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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battlefield whump (other than simply โ€œgetting shotโ€) ๐Ÿ’ฃ
i am talking specifically about early 1900s-era battlefields. those vibes. but you can also alter it to be medieval war, or maybe even in a fantasy setting!
freezing cold, biting wind, icy sleetโ€” covered in mud and blood and rain
field medicine!!
trying to comfort an injured/sick/dying fellow soldier when no help is coming
shrapnel. this can cause PROBLEMS. hundreds of pieces that get embedded everywhere throughout whumpeeโ€™s body? good shit
no pain meds, so whumpee has to bite down on a stick or a rag or something. maybe thereโ€™s alcohol to take the edge offโ€” maybe not
friendly fire ๐Ÿ‘€ nonono think about it. itโ€™s dark, or foggy, or stormingโ€” maybe one soldier has a head injury and isnโ€™t seeing straight. they fire and hit whumpee. imagine the guilt. whump on both sides!!
caretaker comes across a wounded/dying soldier from the other side who has been abandoned by their platoon. what does caretaker do? do they sit down and try to comfort them? do they leave and let whumpee die alone?
blunt force trauma
being hit by tanks or other military vehicles
plane or helicopter crashes
internal bleeding from bomb blasts
infected woundsโ€” sepsis, fevers, delirium, oh my!
just the isolation of being alone, maybe thousands of miles from home, scared and in pain.
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corpsebasil ยท 1 year
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Triple Threat ๐Ÿ’ฃโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
Your brothers and you are Stuโ€™s children and, when you run into Ethanโ€™s Ghostface, you consider teaming up.
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Your brothers were acting unhinged.
You felt embarrassed, watching as Ethan examined your shared apartment, staring around at things that had belonged to your father. Stu had been his favorite Ghostface and, when youโ€™d shoved a knife against his throat in the alleyway, demanding why he was parading around in your dadโ€™s memorabilia, heโ€™d confessed that Richie was his brother.
The three of you had done your research on the Woodsboro murders. You had no intention of killing Samโ€”no, that wouldnโ€™t be what your dad wouldโ€™ve wanted. He wouldโ€™ve wanted you to manipulate her into joining the three of you, but what does one more Ghostface hurt?
โ€œAnd then,โ€ Ansel was saying, waving his shotgun around like a maniac. โ€œwe blew that bitchโ€™s head off.โ€ He laughed and you cringed, crossing your legs on the couch. Ansel was the eldest of you and the most like your dad; he was sadistic, uncaring, and enjoyed killing simply for the sake of it. โ€œWhat about you, kid? Ever blown someone up?โ€
โ€œYou didnโ€™t blow them up.โ€ Matteo argued, sliding a wet stone against the long blade in his hand. Twin swords were his preferred weapons, thin and lethal, that he wielded with expert skill. โ€œThe only person here with explosives is Y/N.โ€
Ethan eyed you warily.
You noticed the boy constantly looking over at you; youโ€™d disarmed him easily in the alley, pulling him into your complex, and he seemed incredibly out of his depth around the three of you. Nepo babies, heโ€™d teased, which Ansel had found infinitely amusing. Matteo only shrugged, bored, and began sharpening his blades.
โ€œExplosives?โ€ Ethan asked, moving closer to you. You nodded and patted the couch beside you, allowing him to sit. He seemed jumpy, like he was worried the three of you were going to kill him after all. Richie or not. โ€œWhat kind ofโ€”โ€
โ€œGrenades, car bombsโ€”oh, remember that canister thing you did? Under the house?โ€ Ansel said, setting his shotgun down and opening up the large safe against the living-room wall.
โ€œWhole building gone.โ€ You mimed an explosive with your hands, raising an eyebrow at the boy beside youโ€™s startled look. โ€œBoom.โ€
โ€œShe makes them herself.โ€ Ansel grinned, looking like the Cheshire Cat, and threw something at Ethan.
The boy let out a yelp of surprise and you lunged over his lap to catch it, glaring at your eldest brother. Even Matteo was mumbling curses, glaring as your sibling stuck his tongue out on a laugh.
โ€œThese are expensive.โ€ You snapped, placing the grenade beside you. Ethan was shaking, pressed fully against the back of the couch, his eyes wide. โ€œDonโ€™t fuck with my bombs. I donโ€™t touch your guns, you donโ€™t touch mineโ€”โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re no fun, Y/N.โ€ Ansel rolled his eyes, practically skipping over to the couch. He reached over to pinch Ethanโ€™s cheek, enjoying the cringe that crossed the younger boyโ€™s face. โ€œAw, he looks fresh out of high-school. How old are you sweetheart? Sixteen?โ€
โ€œTwenty.โ€ Ethan scoffed, eyebrows furrowed as Ansel gripped his chin and turned his face back and forth to examine it. โ€œWhat are youโ€”โ€
โ€œDefinitely one of those remake losers.โ€ Ansel sighed, patting Ethanโ€™s cheek hard enough to sting. โ€œDad would be so proud.โ€
โ€œLeave the kid alone.โ€ You groaned, pushing your brother off him before you reached out to snatch Anselโ€™s phone from his pocket.
โ€œHey, thatโ€™s mineโ€”โ€
โ€œIโ€™m ordering pizza, you dick.โ€ You told him, glaring as he moved away, muttering โ€˜okay momโ€™ under his breath. โ€œWant anything in particular?โ€ You asked Ethan, turning your head, and realized you were still practically in his lap. You didnโ€™t move though, not when you felt his hand hesitantly, almost as if he wasnโ€™t sure he was doing it, touch your lower back.
โ€œWhatever you wantโ€™s fine.โ€ He said, expression still wary. Then he flushed when you leaned in, brushing away an imaginary eyelash from his cheek.
โ€œYouโ€™ve got eyes like Bambi, you know that?โ€ The smile that crossed your mouth was feline when he blushed, looking away, then back. โ€œMatteo. Call my supplier. We should get this kid geared up.โ€
โ€œSamโ€”โ€ Matteo started, looking up, as he pointed a blade at Ethan. His expression was calm. Your middle brother was the most stoic of you all, moving through life with a steadiness that was the foil to you and Anselโ€™s subdued Chaos. Perhaps if Billy had been his dad it wouldโ€™ve made a bit more sense. โ€œโ€”is ours. Donโ€™t even think about touching her.โ€
โ€œBut she killedโ€”โ€
โ€œDo you think I give a shit about your pathetic brother?โ€ Matteo laughed, standing and dragging the tip of his sword across the floor. โ€œSheโ€™s ourโ€”โ€ he paused, searching for the right words. โ€œsheโ€™s kind of like a sister. You can have the other ones, but not Billyโ€™s kid.โ€
โ€œThat alright with you, sweetheart?โ€ You asked, running your fingers along Ethanโ€™s jawline.
There was a pause, a moment of tension, where Ethan seemed to debate the serious merits of trusting you all, when he nodded.
โ€œFine. Fine, alright.โ€
โ€œGood boy.โ€ You cooed, moving yourself fully onto his lap, and looked to Matteo. โ€œIโ€™m serious. Call the supplier.โ€
He nodded wordlessly and left the room, likely off to see if Ansel was writing runes in blood all over the walls again. You opened the Dominos app and began scrolling, settling back into Ethanโ€™s chest. He was tenseโ€”more than tense, but he slowly began to relax as the vanilla scent of your perfume invaded his senses.
โ€œThey seemโ€ฆโ€ he swallowed, and you felt the movement against your own body. โ€œNice.โ€
You snorted.
โ€œHawaiian or Meat Lovers?โ€
โ€œHawaiian, duh. But how did you guysโ€”where were youโ€”โ€
โ€œStu knocked up our mom a couple times when they were teenagers. She was totally in love, even though he had a girlfriend, which it turned out he had a boyfriend because Billy wasโ€”โ€
โ€œBut where were you?โ€
You paused your typing, turning your face to glance at him.
โ€œThe system.โ€ You admitted, frowning at your screen. โ€œAnsel got us out when he turned eighteen. Iโ€™d been fostered a couple of times but it never stuck.โ€ You smirked, meeting his eyes again. โ€œHe made us nicknames. He thinks weโ€™re some kind of special superheroes. Out to serve justice for anyone whoโ€™s wronged Stu or Billy.โ€
You finished ordering and turned in his lap, slipping your legs around him. Youโ€™d just met the dude, for fucks sake, but he was hot. And besidesโ€”youโ€™d always been rather forward. Flirtation was in your nature. You felt a thrill when he immediately grabbed your hips, his intrigue and fascination overpowering any shyness.
โ€œWhich are?โ€ He asked, raising an eyebrow.
โ€œIโ€™m The Bomb.โ€ You laughed, and beamed when a grin split across his face. โ€œI know, Clichรฉ. Heโ€™s Joker, and Matteo is Red Ninja Turtle.โ€
โ€œOddly specific for the last one.โ€
โ€œHe finds pride in his creativity.โ€
Just then Ansel burst back into the living-room, the Ghostface mask on his head, wielding a chainsaw. It wasnโ€™t on, thank God, but Ethan still gasped and flinched backwards, almost smacking his head against the couch.
โ€œLook what I found!โ€ Ansel laughed, shaking the weapon around. โ€œItโ€™s like Christmas!โ€
โ€œI told you to stay organized.โ€ Matteo groaned, following after him, and yanked the mask off his brotherโ€™s head. โ€œGod, take an Ambien or something. Youโ€™re freaking me out.โ€
The doorbell rang, then, and all four of you turned to look at it.
โ€œDo you think itโ€™s the pizza?โ€ Ansel whispered, speaking into a voice modulator and, despite himself, a hesitant smile began pulling on Ethanโ€™s mouth. Shit, your family was way more insane than his.
โ€œWeโ€™re all gonna end up in an asylum.โ€ Matteo muttered, pointing a finger at Ansel. โ€œChainsaw. Closet. Now.โ€
As he opened the door, smiling politely and talking in that sweet way he always did to strangers, you jostled Ethan a bit underneath you.
โ€œCome on,โ€ you said, moving off of him and grabbing his hand. โ€œcome see my collection.โ€
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An hour later, after the four of you had split three pizzas and were watching one of the Saw movies, you yawned and moved into your bedroom. Ethan followedโ€”like a puppy, to your amusementโ€”and watched as you opened up your window and leaned against the frame.
โ€œThey are..โ€ he trailed off, eyebrows pinched together. Heโ€™d allowed Ansel to tease and terrorize him, then Matteo to interrogate him in a low, hushed voice about Ethanโ€™s family and their plans. Heโ€™d spared no detail, well aware of the sword that rested on the floor next to your middle sibling. โ€œI donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m scared, but I like them.โ€
โ€œWelcome to the club.โ€ You smirked, peering up at him through your lashes. He leaned against the frame beside you, toned arms brushing your own. The night breeze tousled his hair as he stared out at the city, a contemplative look on his face. โ€œWhatโ€™s going on up here?โ€ You asked, running your fingers through those dark curls of his, and he shrugged.
โ€œI donโ€™t know, I justโ€ฆI canโ€™t believe you guys are alive.โ€ He glanced over, then away. โ€œMakes me feel like an amateur.โ€
โ€œEveryone has to start somewhere, babe.โ€ You told him, bumping your shoulder against his own. โ€œOnce Sam joins us, we can go after Sydney. And that bitch, Gale.โ€
โ€œYou think she would?โ€
โ€œIโ€™ve seen her from afar.โ€ You admitted. โ€œSheโ€™s got that look on her face. You know?โ€
โ€œYeah.โ€ His eyes narrowed slightly. โ€œI think I do.โ€
You stared at each other for another moment, his expression softening as he took in your face. Before he could do something stupid like have a crush on you, you turned, snatching something off your shelf.
โ€œHere then.โ€ You told him, dropping one of your grenades into his hand. He flinched, and you giggled. โ€œWelcome to team Stu.โ€
this is the most unhinged family ever but I truly think theyโ€™d solo
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hihihihi AUGH i love ur work sm?!! omg if u can fyodor with a younger sister (she has the same level of intelligence of him and works in the doa and his organaization) who is dating dazai? :) I know there are some but i need crack and suggestive!!1
ty and er bye good luck take ur time!
"Fyodor with a sister dating Dazai''
Sypnosis: Your rat brother is anything but happy about the fact that you are dating his only enemy on earth! Good luck on surviving!!!
Genre: crack, suggestive at the end
Warnings: bombing, terrorizz, , mentions of maniupulative behaviour, mentions of verlaine, roblox radgoll, loads of simping words, me being down bad, making out (lol), your mom
A/N: my reqs are currently closed but ehhhh who cares lol also THIS WAS SO HARD TO WRITE HONESTLY- pls enjoy and reblog i tried my best--- *dies of mental ilness*
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How bro-
JUST HOW DID U DO THAT W/O HIM BLASTING DAZAIS INTERNAL ORGANS? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
No bcs fyodor did not even plan to let u meet dazai but ofcourse bcs of the dead apple tower and stuff and since then he had completly fallen inlove with you whether you are dostoevskys sister or not
He prob asked u to do a waltz with him in the mukokukokurokito or whatver the phuck that towers name was when you entered the castle with your brother
Fyodor WAS NOT happy because he saw the flirty glint in dazais eyes when u came
If looks cold kill-.. (KILL ME, RUSSIAN ZADD๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜---)
And all you went was giggles and flirting back
Fyodor is prob gonna get his own medicine bcs they two are so like each other??? but he still couldnt believe how you with such high intelligence could fall for him???
(fyodor take your anemic medication first)
Dazai obv had some skeptics after you but like the manwhore he is and prob slept with the entierty of yokohama! ofc hes gonna court you as if you might not just use him!!!
Very (not) normal behaviour indeed!!
HELP YOU KNOW THAT ONE INDIAN RIZZLER VS. UWU CAT??? HES LITERLY THAT BUT
Dazai: "I fucked your sister she be screaming high pitch๐Ÿ˜ˆ" fyodor: "What did you say, you little child i will crush your skull ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜กshould have known when i smile, I also play cello, i can be anything ะฃะฒัƒ"
that was UWU in russian btw-
But in all serious he will try maniupultaing you or gaslighting you into leaving dazai, he cant leave his only family to a man he does not trust! fyodor doesnt even trust himself-
fyodors gonna act a bit more colder then usual bcs of the fact HIS sister is dating someone and that someone is his enemy
Honeslty you go up to say chuuya whos like "why do i get deja vu-" *flashback to verlaine* you: "First time?"
But ofc since you are also extremely smart you somehow convinced him (after playing roblox radgoll with him for 8 hours) to let you atleast join date with dazai
I bet you rizzed up dazai by "He said his favourite colour was blue, so i blew him up๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฃ"
*insert proud brother noises*
He speaks in russian or any slavic language whenever you three are in a gathering to mostly embarress dazai
I have seen some hcs on dazai being a collarbone biter so if you were off shoulder shirts and fyodor sees them by chance hes going to glare at you as if you are covered in mud :33
"Sister,,,what. is. that." *nasty side eye to the love bite on your neck*
Dazai 100% one time randomly pulled you into the alley and started aggresively making out with you with his hands literly sprawling all over your body like hes daddy long legs or sth-
Bcs HE KNEW that fyodor had cctv set in that part of the city and fyodor would be raging at the fact that the sluttiest man is touching his precious sister like that
bros gonna forgot abt human rights- oh wait hes russian
IF HE EVER CATCHES YOU TWO THO--
Like making out on some bed or sth hes actually no LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO throw a whole ass cabinet at dazai with a face full of nothing but malice-
"How dare, an inhuman animal like you touch my very sister" "BRO CHILL I AM YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW--"
And your just trying to stop your brother from commiting murder even though that his hobby ^^
fyodor finally forgot he had anemia bcs now all his focus was to give dazai the most painful death know to the medieval period\
Good luck on stoping your brother from poking a fork in your lovers eye in family dinners!!
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A/N: guys ik i am doing the valentines req pls be patient i am trying my best!! i have a relly bad mental health rn so yeahhh-
Divider crds!: @cafekitsune
tags! @silverbladexyz @biscuits-lovely-corner @riiwrites @heartsfourdazai @tojifile @atsquie @atlasnessie @chuuyasboner @yosanosboner @ruanais @darling--angst
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sage-green-matcha ยท 9 months
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RETRIBUTION - ZACH TURNER ๐Ÿ’ฃ
Content Includes: Mentions of blood, violence, bombs, guns, more blood, spoilers for the movie โ€œRetributionโ€
A/n: My first time writing for Zach! We donโ€™t really know much about him butttt I tried my best! Hope you guys enjoy :)
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Your face was covered in shock as you watched Zach's father hold out a gun. You were already scared, the fact that there was a bomb in the car made you feel sick to your stomach.
You really thought it would be a normal day, but you had seen 3 people die in one morning.
You watched as Zach and Emily's mom was taken by the police, teams of police officers chasing down the car that you were inside of.
You had no clue what was going on, and it stressed you out knowing you couldn't do anything about it.
"I'm sorry Y/n, I'm so sorry sweetheart. You shouldn't be here right now" Matt mumbled with a shaky voice.
You could tell just from that, that were tears forming in his eyes.
"Dad... Dad don't do this!" Zach's eyebrows were furrowed, his body shaking slightly from his scared heartbeat.
"Dad don't" Emily was breathing heavily next to Zach, his hand squeezing hers tightly.
"Dad don't! Listen, okay? He's your friend"
Your heart shattered with how frightened he sounded, but you couldn't speak. You were too scared. You usually loved the rush, but this felt disgusting and dangerous.
"God forgive me" The words that fell from Matts lips were unbelievable. There was no way he was about to kill his best friend. His long-time business partner.
You didn't know Matt very well. But you knew Matt and Anders well. They were always together at gatherings, drinking and joking around like they always did.
They would tease you and Zach about getting together, you knew it would never happen. But knowing they support your small delusion made you feel better.
"Matt! Let me go!" Anders looked terrified, the gun held up to his face didn't help it either.
"Dad! Dad! He's your friend! What are you doing?"
"Dad! Don't!" Emily was now clung onto Zach, tears forming in her eyes as she watched the horrific scene.
"I can't..."
You squeezed your eyes shut, expecting to see a mutilated body once you opened your eyes.
Except that didn't happen, instead your eyes were surprised at the train that rushed in front of them. Your hearing was interrupted by the loud sound of screeching metal and a loud horn.
Heavy breathing filled the car, a harsh swallow falling down your throat.
You thought you were safe, for a split second. But everything happened so fast.
Wood and glass exploded throughout the car, bullets breaking through the metal doors of the car.
A powerful cloud of smoke made you cover yourself, but instead of protecting yourself, you put your body in more danger.
The car shook before you could even look at the explosion next to you, pain covering your entire body.
Your breath scattered, looking at the bloody hole in your arm. It had all happened so fast. You felt a dart of pain and next thing you knew you were covered in blood.
"Are you okay?" Matt turned around, looking at his children before he even glanced over at you.
"Y/n? Y/n?"
A ball formed in your throat, the pain making your mouth explode with small cries.
"Shit! Shit! Y/n, Y/n! She's bleeding. She got shot!"
Your body fell cold, trying to control your breathing as blood soaked into you and Zach's clothing.
Painful whimpers fell from your mouth, feeling Zach's hand lift your arm.
"Shit"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry babe, I know it hurts."
He wrapped his dad's tie around your wound, It hurt but his words made you feel better. Your heart started beating faster, and you weren't sure if it was because of him or the shot through your arm.
"Tie it tight, Zach"
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" You ought to think๏ฟผ he was the one who shot you with how much he was apologizing.
You yelped at the pressure being put on your limb. Blood soaked through the cloth quickly and you felt sick.
"Hang on Y/n, Hang on. We're gonna get you some help" You gulped at Matt's words, your head falling onto Zach's chest.
He held you tighter in real life than in your dreams. He didn't want to lose you, you were his person. He loved you, he needed you.
His hand was covered in your blood but he refused to let go. The warm liquid covered the seats and it stained his skin, but he didnโ€™t care.
It felt like forever before the police started to chase the car, Anxiety no longer took over your head, it just felt empty and painful.
Your vision blurred, noises and words becoming quieter and mumbled.
The car finally came to a stop, Zach holding onto your hand tightly.
"Are you okay?" A lady came up to the car, looking through the broken windows.
"She's hurt, please. She's lost a lot of blood. We need help" They didnโ€™t believe Matt, but once she saw the bloody seats she had no choice.
"How are you, sweetheart?" Her face was serious when you asked, making you question her sanity.
"Are you serious? I'm dying" She could read your face, yet you couldn't read hers.
All you wanted was for the pain to go away, to get out of the car and feel better.
But you couldn't. The bomb made it impossible to leave.
"There are no bombs under the children's seats. We're taking off the car doors now"
They unscrewed the ruined car doors, a man reaching over your seatbelt before unbuckling it.
"Zach..." He gulped with glossy eyes as he realized he was still holding onto your hand.
"Is he your boyfriend?" The anticlimactic lady asked and you just shrugged, Zach giving you a small smile.
You were taken to an ambulance, Zach and Emily following not long after.
"You lost a lot of blood, but you'll be fine"
As if that would make you feel any better. You laid lazily on the stretcher, Thankfully the bullet wasn't stuck in your arm, so no surgery was needed.
Instead, you zoned out on anesthesia, stitches being sewn into your arm.
For some odd reason, you weren't allowed to leave the crime scene. So Heather accompanied you in the back of the ambulance.
"They called your mom again, I'm sorry sweetheart. How do you feel? Are you okay? Do you need anything?"
Her motherly instincts brought you comfort, something yours didn't have. She wasn't even in town, which was why Matt had to take you to school.
But you weren't at school, yet you didn't think your mom would even care to ask you about the accident. 30 minutes had passed and she didn't even care to call, they had to call her again.
"He's taking off, Mrs. Turner" Your heart felt empty as she ran off to get her husband, Zach, and Emily running Into the ambulance.
"Y/n, are you okay? How do you feel? What did they do?" Zach's voice was fast, making you smile up at him.
"I'm fine Zach, they just gave me some stitches. Are you guys okay?" Emily tried to smile as she nodded, but Zach could only focus on you.
"Emily, leave"
"What? Why? Are you gonna kiss Y/n?"
You smiled as they fought, even after the most traumatic experience of their lives they still bickered.
"Please, Emily?" She huffed before standing outside the ambulance.
"Sorry about your shirt" You mumbled. It was dyed with the color of your blood, a dark red covering the grey fabric.
"It's fine..."
He looked nervous as he went to hold your hand, reaching out before pulling back.
"Hey, it's okay. We're alive" You took it upon yourself to take his hand, his warmth giving you comfort.
"I know...but my dad"
You frowned, letting out a small sigh before readjusting yourself to be sat up.
"Careful, be careful"
"I'm fine Zach, chill" You smiled while looking up at him, his eyes basically drilling holes into yours.
He didn't get how after all of that you still managed to look so beautiful. Your hair was messy and your skin was covered in blood, but you still looked pretty.
"I look ugly, I know" He furrowed his eyebrows before shaking his head, opening his mouth before hesitating.
โ€œYou look beautifulโ€ฆeven covered in bloodโ€ He scoffed as butterflies exploded in your stomach.
You didnโ€™t want him to notice how your face lit up with every pet name and compliment, but he did.
โ€œThis is a really bad time for this but, I need to tell youโ€
โ€œWhat is it? You can talk to meโ€ You gave his hand a small squeeze, pulling it closer to your body.
โ€œWhen I saw you bleed I really thought you were gonna die. And I wanted to tell you this in case you didโ€ฆโ€
You furrowed your eyebrows at his words as he continued to speak. The words that fell from his lips leaving you in shock.
โ€œI love you. I donโ€™t know what It feels like but I think I feel it for you. And I wouldnโ€™t want anything this horrible to ever happen to you again.โ€
You felt yourself melt at his sweet words. But as he rambled you smiled to yourself, pulling his arm closer towards you.
โ€œI get it Zach, I love you tooโ€
His smile brightened your face, a soft kiss being placed on your lips before Emโ€™s squeal interrupted the moment.
โ€œI knew you two liked each other!โ€
โ€œEm! Shut up!โ€
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yuhhmcdonalds ยท 3 months
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Masterlistโœจ
About me:
Hi im kayla! She/her and i will share my writings in here! Im really passionate about creating stores that people love. I like mcdonalds and cats! My favorite color is purple and hot pink.
I hope to share my stories and ideas with all of you here, and to hear about your own creative endeavors as well. So please don't hesitate to reach out and say hi!^^
Im not able to comment in the comments of my posts.
I wonโ€™t write:
I wonโ€™t write pornographic, racist, incestual, pedophilic,underage content or poly relationships.
What i write for
fluff, angst, romance (non-smut), any gender of the reader, platonic relationships and other things that i might add in the future! Requests are open.
If you have any questions, donโ€™t be afraid to ask! (Plz be specific with ur requests so i can write them to ur liking^^)
Hazbin hotel
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CharlieMorningstarโœฟ
Charlie with a reader that has a fear of being alone
Charlie with a twin sister reader platonic headcanons
Charlie with a male reader who doesnโ€™t open up to them
Vaggieโœง
Vaggie with a reader that has a fear of being alone
Angel dust ห–โบโ€งโ‚Šหšโ™กหšโ‚Šโ€งโบห–
Angel dust with a reader that has a fear of being alone
Husk โ™›๐Ÿƒœ๐Ÿƒš
Husk x s/o who has the ability to break deals
Husk platonic comfort fic
Alastor๐ŸŽ™๏ธ
Alastor with a reader that has a fear of being alone
Nifty๐Ÿงน
Nifty x reader short platonic headcanons
Sir pentious๐“†—
Nothing yet..
Cherri bomb๐Ÿ’ฃ
Cherri bomb x sick s/o
LuciferMorningstar๐Ÿค
Lucifer with a twin sister reader of charlie platonic headcanons
Mimzy
Nothing yet..
The Vees
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Vox
Vox dating headcanons
Vox with a singer reader platonic headcanons
Velvette๐“†ฉโ™ก๐“†ช
Velvette with a singer reader platonic headcanons
Velvette x male reader angst fic
Valentino๐Ÿ’‹
Valentino with a singer reader platonic headcanons
Heaven
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Adam
Nothing yet..
Lute
Nothin yet..
Sera
Nothing yet..
Emily
Nothing yet..
Others:
Carmilla Carmine
Nothing yet..
Rosie
Rosie platonic headcanonโ€™s with a new cannibal reader
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realpokemon ยท 1 year
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a small tandemaus approaches you. they seem to be expecting some sort of greeting. what do you say?
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wildoor ยท 1 month
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I finished their designs :3
Anyways not too sure what I want to call this AU but I've kinda settled on "The Blocks".
More about it undercut if you care idk:
๏ฟผI donโ€™t want to say much about them because I want to write fanfic about this and I donโ€™t want to spoil it so sorry if this sounds barebones or is confusing :(
Some quick before things: This AU is in a world where all of humanity has been forced into a highly structured society. Basically everyone was kidnapped and forced into cryosleep except for people part of this secret organization whoโ€™ve begun to create this super structured world
Cities are just numbered and under each city are the โ€œBlocksโ€, 4 per city, 1 a daycare, the other three for people 18+. Blocks all have 100 members (people who have been awoken from cryosleep) and have a strict ruleset, if a member breaks a rule, theyโ€™re killed. The last remaining member is allowed to leave and live in the โ€œnew worldโ€. Daycares donโ€™t do that (kill members (kids)) they just teach them to follow the new rules. They also get their education there so once theyโ€™ve graduated theyโ€™re allowed to leave.
(โšพScout) Jeremy, Block Master Assistant (Block 3)
Heโ€™s the main character or something. His one goal is to be a Block Master because his dad works as the admin for the blocks and would always come home talking about it and he just thought it was the coolest thing.
(๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธSoldier) Block Master Doe (Block 2)
Think the most like patriotic, pro-american (but not for america), drill sergeant- so heโ€™s basically the same person. For every AU I make where Soldier is included heโ€™s always the same person because I just love him so much.
(๐Ÿ”ฅPyro) Moe/Puff, Block Daycare Attendant (Block 1)
Theyโ€™re mute :3 They help Heavy in the daycare and their pyromaniac thing isnโ€™t there, theyโ€™re just insane. They see the whole world as Pyroland but not everything has to be on fire for it, theyโ€™re just like that. Also Moe is their name but Puff is what they let all the kids call them because they're always wearing a puffy jacket
(๐Ÿ’ฃDemo) Tavish, Block Master Assistant (Block 2)
Heโ€™s very laid back, he might genuinely let people get away with offenses as long as Doe didnโ€™t see it, heโ€™s mostly there to keep Doe in check and also because Iโ€™m a boots and bombs shipper and theyโ€™re gay :3
(๐ŸงธHeavy) Mikhail, Block Daycare Teacher (Block 1)
Leader of Block 1/the daycare. Block 1 leaders are really nice because theyโ€™re whole job is to just teach/watch over kids so heโ€™s just genuinely wholesome :) He tries to get the other Block Masters (Ludwig & Doe) to be better but heโ€™s given up on Doe and Ludwig might be too far gone
(๐Ÿ”งEngie) Dell, Block Maintenance Overseer
There are teams of people who maintain the blocks (heโ€™s one of them), He works with the Admin and Block Masters to keep Blocks up to date. Currently heโ€™s a bit busy because Block 4 had some accident that no one is allowed to know about and itโ€™s not working but everything is totally fine guys ๐Ÿ‘
(๐Ÿซ€Medic) Block Master Ludwig (Block 3)
The Knife from Camp Belica in Wolfenstein: The New Order, him fr fr.
(๐ŸŠSniper) Mundy, City 16 - Block 3 Member (32)
Member of Block 3, member number 32. He really couldnโ€™t care less.
(๐ŸšฌSpy) Jacques, City 16 Blocks Admin
I couldโ€™ve just used TF2โ€™s administrator but I have another idea for her and then I also wouldnโ€™tโ€™ve known what to do with Mr. Spy. Heโ€™s like the mayor of City 16 but he mostly looks over the Blocks, not the whole thing.
If anyone wants to send asks about this I'd be happy to answer. Also I guess asks for characters are fine, I think if I get any for those I might draw the character to go with it to kinda show their designs a little more. Idk I am just really excited about this AU and want to share it <3
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daffi-990 ยท 4 months
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Fuck it Friday ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ’ฅ
Tagged by @wikiangela & @theotherbuckley. Thank you!!
Coming at you with some ladder truck bombing from Rival Firefighters ๐Ÿš’ . I have no idea if what Iโ€™m writing is working and flowing properly, but Iโ€™m writing? ๐Ÿ˜…
Prev snippet here (feel like itโ€™s been forever since I shared something from my beloved au .. but the Eddie breakdown fic happened and kind of took all my writing beans haha)
By the time the police figured out a serial bomber Athena had been chasingโ€™s final target was one Robert Nash, their Robert Nash, it was too late.
Dispatch had just gotten in touch with them, stating Bobby was trying to reach them and that it was important, when suddenly an explosion blew the ladder truck behind them onto itโ€™s side. Stover slammed on the brakes of the fire engine, the vechile jerking to a halt as Eddie and the others watched in horror as flames engulfed the undercarriage of the ladder truck as it skidded to a stop.
They sat frozen in shock, their minds trying to comprehend what they had just witnessed. It wasnโ€™t the first explosion Eddie had seen, hell heโ€™d been in one, but the fear that gripped him as he remembered Buck had been riding in the cabin was almost suffocating.
Eddie climbed out of the engine, his body feeling like it was moving through molasses, as if the world had switch into slow motion. He opened his mouth to call for Buck, but the name got lodged in his throat, like it was afraid itโ€™s call would not be answered.
He willed his body forward, needing to get closer to the wreckage, needing to find Buck.
Buck.
His best friend had given him an exuberant child like smile as heโ€™d climbed into the cabin of the ladder truck when the alarm sounded, excited that he was riding shotgun. Eddie had made a joke about Buck keeping his head in the window like a good boy, Buck responding with his middle finger.
Eddie doesnโ€™t want that to be the last memory he has of him. He doesnโ€™t want a last memory, period.
Determined to pull Buck away from the pearly gates themselves if need be (he canโ€™t imagine someone as good as Buck going anywhere else), Eddie grabs a medical bag and moves towards the overturned truck, each footstep feeling heavier than the last as his eyes search the wreckage for any sign of his partner.
Eddie could see four bodies spread around the wreckage, the firefighters having been thrown from the truck during the explosion. Three were a few metres from the truck and one was right by the busted cabin, and appeared to be pinned. As Eddie drew closer, he got a sinking feeling that the firefighter who was pinned was Buck, but before he was close enough to confirm it, Chim and Hen were pulling him back and away from where he needed to be. Couldnโ€™t they see Buck needed his help? That their team needed their help?
โ€œLet me go!โ€
He fought against their hold, throwing his weight forward as he tried to dislodge them, their hands feeling like heavy metal chains around him.
โ€œEddie! We canโ€™t go out there!โ€
Henโ€™s voice carries a panicked urgency to it but Eddieโ€™s mind is too focused on Buck, a constant loop of get to Buck, get to Buck, get to Buck playing over and over, for him to even register that Hen didnโ€™t usually panic unless the situation was bad.
โ€œWe canโ€™t- what are you talking about? Buck needs us!โ€
He redoubles his efforts, struggling against the arm wrapped around his chest.
โ€œDo you not see the kid with the bomb strapped to his chest?!โ€ Chim shouts, his voice right by Eddieโ€™s ear.
Wait, what?
No pressure tagging: @wildlife4life @diazsdimples @nmcggg @watchyourbuck @monsterrae1 @malewifediaz @spagheddiediaz @spotsandsocks @hippolotamus @hoodie-buck @mellaithwen @bekkachaos @captain-hen @puppyboybuckley @loserdiaz @lover-of-mine @ladydorian05 @jesuisici33 @jeeyuns @homerforsure @honestlydarkprincess @giddyupbuck @fiona-fififi @fortheloveofbuddie @devirnis @donationwayne @disasterbuckdiaz @shortsighted-owl @shitouttabuck @athenagranted @steadfastsaturnsrings @thewolvesof1998 @the-likesofus @try-set-me-on-fire @exhuastedpigeon @elvensorceress @eddiebabygirldiaz and all others who want to share something ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ
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