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necrxphxbia · 1 month

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ʙᴜʙʙʟᴇ, ᴘᴏᴘ, ᴇʟᴇᴄ-ᴛʀɪᴄ. | ᴄᴏʀᴘꜱᴇ, ᴍᴀᴛᴛ & ʀʏᴀɴ

the chances of getting locked up while he was away at the youni were always up in the air, but he didn’t expect it to be for as long as it was. how annoying?

he had to stifle down his urge to “matty , ryaannn, mattyyyy, ryannnn” at the door like a cat— but he opted to knock instead, biting down on his lip beneath his mask and rocking on his heels a little as he waited.

he hoped they were as eager to see him as he was them … he was chill though! totally chill. totally normal … why was he holding his breath?

[ @little-ikea-waldo @iron-magee-giant ]

#matty.#ry.#start.

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yooflm · 9 months

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tbh

#The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer #but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remem #and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound #your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark #get ready #start.

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lilac-melody · 2 years

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I'm gonna be whiny for a while lololol

#ummmmmm #so how much can i #like...#frfr endure #before i just #start.#breakinig #genuinely asking here #because i dont know anymore #im so fucking.#sick and tired of always.#faking good moods. im tired of being the shoulder for everyone to cry on. i dont mind it but i feel like i cant cry on anyone else #shoulder when i really need to. bc all i do is complain complain complain #i grew up in **** and endured ///////////////// and have fuckin depression. and anxiety!#how fun!#oh dont forget the PTSD too lol #but the real kicker is the fact that even though i still have the urge to just slice my own skin open #or do smthin equally gruesome to myself. even tho so fucking often i feel as though i cant fuckng breahte #bc everything fucking hurts so badly and it feels like i have absolutely NOTHING to lvie for #why am i living. why am i here. why do i exist.#i cant even take any antidepressants bc they apparently cancel out my seizure meds #its like life is just fucking laughing at me and seeing how much i can be forced to endure until i just #end it all one day.#ik im a fucking annoyance to people. i know i act like a bigshot and shit but how else can i at least #SOMEWHAT pretend i have people who give a damn about me???#if i disappeared ik people would forget abt me...just like my first few online friends did after a few years...#im unremarkable. im a fucking mess. i want to scream but i cant. i dont want to be here anymore.#im disgusting. my body is disgusting. everything about me is disgusting.#i want it all to end.

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visenyaism · 2 months

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

#i think about deleting my blog and starting over so often it’s unreal. i don’t really like how big i am on here either

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hansoeii · 1 month

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the honda odyssey, huh?

#poolverine has taken over my every waking thought #they're the defintion of matching each others freak #you can tell my brainrot is bad by the fact that I willing drew a car #and don't get me started on this pose it took me ages to figure out #anything for peak old men yaoi #hope you enjoy the freaky little details I added in here #poolverine #deadclaw #poolverine fanart #deadpool #deadpool fanart #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #fanart #my art #digital art

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girldraki · 4 months

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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desperatepleasures · 17 days

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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spitblaze · 3 months

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#spitblaze says things #i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace #and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it #so i end up limiting myself #also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power #as something like a video game #doin numbers

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riacte · 10 months

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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ramshacklefey · 5 months

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #guess what i started watching last night

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cunning-and-cool · 21 days

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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stimmingandstruggling · 5 months

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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

#i’ve always blocked celebrities #but there’s something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that #so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good #i don’t need to pay attention to them! i’m going to block more! and i’m not unblocking them!!!#and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake #tiktok #block party #block party 2024

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corpish · 6 months

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