#( MINOR FRIENDLY ) ;

[serialkilluh1996]

(⑅⎚=⎚)°⁰꒰Gaz loves hearing you talk. He's always been a chill, reserved man, probably the most relaxed in the entire 141, only throwing in a few yeahs and nos in his everyday conversations. But there was something about you that just shut him all the way the fuck up.

Not a single mumble. Just pure admiration as he watches you ramble.

Whether it be a rant or just you excitedly explaining your favorite media, he'd sit and listen, taking you in like a work of art. The fast movements of your lips as you occasionally showed your teeth, how your eyes would avert and bounce around the room, how your hands would throw around and point and shake when you'd exaggerate to make a story more impactful, the look in your eyes when you noticed how intensely he was gazing, making you laugh mid-sentence.

"Are you even listening?" You'd always ask, to which he smiles, his brown eyes bouncing between your own powerful glare, — "I'm always listening."꒱

[ohdeerfully]

ohdeerfully's discord

Hello gang I am once again promoting my discord! A lot of changes have been made, and I need a good post to link with all my writings, so...

Why join?

it would be cool

come chat with me and get sneak peaks to future posts!

friendly space to talk with other hellaverse fans! especially alastor fans (we are an alastor nation)

share your writing and ocs! there are so many talented artists in the server i love you all so much and we all love hearing about new characters

i host server events (sometimes) like watchparties and hopefully soon i can start hosting some games with you all!

join my little niche community of hellverse fans and artists (and most importantly alastor enjoyers)

the mods and i work hard to ensure the space is safe for all of our members. my DMs are personally always open to chat, whether about something arbitrary or server concern related.

Info and rules

most importantly: my discord is a minor friendly space, meaning explicit NSFW is not allowed in the main channels. however, there are also many active older folks and an 18+ space so don't worry about fitting in!

please be respectful to the other members! keep in mind my blog is an x reader fic blog, so if self-insert makes you uncomfortable this server might not be a good fit! this also goes for shipping in general (within reason).

we have a levelling system! most of the perks are purely cosmetic such as customizable roles, but you also have the chance of getting a free drabble/sketch commission from me or one of the other server artists/writers!

just be cool and honestly you're all set

still uncertain? no worries! you can easily find this again by clicking the discord link in any of my fanfiction posts. please feel free to PM me with any questions/concerns!

[tkfanz428]

Fun fact: My story on my other account @drechastory , “The Dreamer”, was originally supposed to be a tickle comic…. It’d be in the form of those tickle games you’d see, minus the fanservice.

[asurrogateblog]

my favorite part of beach boys lore is that the beatles are the villains

[catcas91]

New Fantasy Roleplay

Inomund: A stunning world where humanity and the occult are living on a teetering balance, one only sustained by humanity's stunning ability to maintain their normalcy. Will they ever learn what reality truly is? Will occult ever be able to come out of hiding?

I invite you to this world of fantasy roleplay, set in the 1800s and including species such as spellcasters, vampires, demons, mermaids, and dragons. This server is minor-friendly and minor-encouraged, but that doesn't mean our 18+ pals can't join us. This is a text-based roleplay and there are no rules for literacy, save grammar and punctuation. We are a queer and minor-run server with good vibes and support for people who are both new to the server and new to roleplay in general. This is a non-toxic space with no cliques or gatekeeping, with a simple layout and friendly community. Once roleplay is up and running, we will eventually even have challenges and other events planned for the OCs. You don’t have to roleplay to be in the server- you can feel free to lurk as long as you’d like <3

-No NSFW is permitted in this server. -The server does have specific times for roleplay, but they can be easily adjusted, as this server is still new. The first day that roleplay starts will be January 7, 2023. We hope to see you there!

-https://discord.gg/x2MzCTYh

(If the link decides to stop working, DM me so I can send it to you <3)

[simping-acefully]

Ep 3 got me acting really unwise

Nsfw headcanons for Laios under the cut (gn unspecified partner for Laios)

Warnings: NSFWish, probably ooc, reader insert implied?, probably not very sexy because I used this for character analysis.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Laios is very attentive, though he's also very insecure when it comes to engaging with others. So I imagine he'd be a little clumsy, though very eager to provide the best aftercare for his partner. He's also very cuddly.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

The favorite part of his own body are his hands. They are strong and calloused, and he's used them to protect others and to create new stuff! (Aka, cooking) the fact that those hands can also help him please a partner is a plus.

On a partner? Probably lips. I imagine Laios struggles to read people's facial expressions (the 'tism go brr) but seeing his partner's smile is reassuring. He also really likes running his thumb over them and maybe getting his fingers nibbled.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums a lot.He has tasted his own cum out of curiosity in the past, too. And if he had a partner that ejaculated or squirted he would be delighted to taste it all.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has probably jerked off to thoughts of his partner before they get together and it's eating him alive :(

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Zero experience, lots of book knowledge though! He's confused but he's got the spirit. Will need some leading at first, but he's a quick learner and is curious enough to experiment and try new things once he's gained confidence.

As an ace myself, I like to think that Laios is either ace too, or has a low drive and thus, sexual intimacy is a matter of doing something intimate and unique with a partner.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position that will allow him to see his partner's face for smooching! The emotional intimacy is the most important part for him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He tries to be serious to the point he's almost uptight. But his clumsy and eager nature ends up organically devolving into somewhat goofy intimacy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes, but this man keeps it all natural because ?? Why would he waste time/energy on such things??? (Aka, he's not used to grooming the area, but he would do an effort if asked)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very!! The main driving force for the act. Laios is constantly kissing and checking with his partner. He loves them so much and this is a physical way to convey those feelings!

He holds hands with his partner, kisses their face and neck and tries to keep them as close as possible, the mental image of melting into a puddle together comes to mind.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't do it often, but when he does it's more of a thing of connecting with his own body than getting rid of any urges. He won't be able to get off unless he's in a good mood.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Has a wee bit of a praise kink that he doesn't fully understand.

Shibari is one he wants to delve into, too. There's something to be said about the artistry of the knots, and the feeling of compression can be quite comforting.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Probably his partner's bed. He shares a room with Falin, so intimacy on his place is a no-no. He doesn't particularly enjoy motels or inns either because he feels kind of self conscious/pressured to perform within a time limit. He was to take things slow and he wants to cuddle to sleep afterwards, dammit!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I think his biggest driving force is an emotional connection. He craves to be understood and loved, so feeling that coming from his partner will make him want to show his appreciation in a physical way.

Probably jealousy is another good way to make Laios seek out his partner. He wants reassurance, to kill any doubts in his mind and any lingering feelings of inadequacy.

Also adrenaline too! Sometimes when the blood is pumping, his mind wanders. If he and his partner just were in a situation of danger, the physical reminder that they are there, alive and safe will make him desperate to feel them.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Doesn't like/understand degradation, and wouldn't do anything that he felt could hurt his partner.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give, and lives for pleasing his partner! He's not very skilled at first, but he's very observant and receptive, so he gets the hang of what his partner likes even if they do not say so themselves.

However, after getting head himself, he's hooked. He loves it, he loves the look on his partner's eyes and the physical feeling is overwhelming on the best possible way.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually slow and sensual, unless he just had a life or death situation with his partner, then he's desperate and anxious.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not one to really go for quickies, but if he's on the rare mood for one, he'll be sure to get and give lots of affection.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Laios would be interested in trying everything at least once. He's curious and inquisitive, and just as he is fascinated by monsters, he's fascinated by his partner and wants to learn what turns them on, and see what also works for him

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Stamina for days! He can last one very long round. If he didn't get sleepy and cuddly afterwards, he could probably do more, but hnnnggg comfy

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own toys, but if introduced to them he's up for trying pretty much anything, both on himself and his partner.

I can see him growing particularly attached to non-human looking dildos/strap-ons and ropes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not much of a tease, but he low-key enjoys being teased. He doesn't seem to understand it, or be fully aware of the fact, but yeah.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not particularly loud out the impulse to self restrain, but Laios is a whiner. He can get pretty loud when he's about to cum though.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would love to roleplay as a monster with their partner but when he did bring up the idea he got laughed off and passed it off as a joke. It was not a joke.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I like to think that it would kind of mimic his silhouette, length slightly above average and overall on the thicker side. The widest point is right after the head.

Not very high at all. I kinda imagine Laios on the gray sexual spectrum so, it only becomes a thought after he begins pining for his eventual partner. It starts with him wondering how soft their hands would be, how about their neck and lips? And it eventually escalates to wandering thoughts of intimacy.

Once he does become intimate with a partner, he longs for intimacy more than he longs for sex itself.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

VERY. He's an eepy man.

[visciously-face-fckd-by-a-cactus]

this is by no means comprehensive, as this app has a skewed demographic to begin with, but I'm just trying to decide on whether this is a worthwhile topic for the women and gender studies project I'm doing.

[wayward-tides-collective]

anti endos thinking they're punk. lol. lmao even.

[lixie-phoria]

need to suck him off so bad RIGHT NOW

[maximura]

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day:…. Yeah I don’t know what to say 😂

[anistarrose]

trying not to start an online fight in a comically inappropriate venue, but people also have some genuinely concerning misconceptions about this, so: if someone tells you that they can't go vegan because of dietary restrictions, you do not know more than they do about those restrictions in question. and they are under no obligation to share personal medical details in order to prove that you are wrong.

moreover, a world in which anyone has to "prove" their need for dietary accommodations to any authority — to say nothing of being denied them a priori because of a refusal to engage with even small scale, ethical animal husbandry — is enacting ableist violence on our bodies. personally, I want nothing more than for for-profit animal agriculture to burn with the rest of capitalism — but you have to understand that telling people like me to "just stop being selfish and stop eating animals" can only be translated as either "only eat things that make you violently ill," or "stop eating even the minimum amount of protein that a human can survive off of."

if you have an impulse to accuse me of overreacting, consider that the refusal of actual medical institutions to take legume and grain allergies seriously has caused me bodily harm throughout my life and to this day — with consequences for my overall lifespan that have yet to be revealed. I am not overreacting.

[wangxianficrecs]

An Unscheduled Stream by trippednfell

An Unscheduled Stream

by trippednfell (@trippednfell)

M, WIP, 29k, Wangxian

Summary: A viral video sweeps through the internet, which appears to show the 1st disciple of Yunmeng Jiang take on a full nest of evil beings in an attempt to protect five juniors from his sect. The unscheduled livestream captures everyone's attention, but there has to be more there than meets the eye. The Lan assign their own 1st disciple, Lan Wangji, to investigate. That investigation will take him years into the future and miles away from Gusu as he seeks to find the truth. When he does find it, it has a far greater impact on his life than he could ever imagine. Kay's comments: I just stumbled over this story and immediately binged it, because it ticked all the right boxes for me. The Wei-Wen found family vibes are impeccable and Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian just met in the most recent chapter after Lan Wangji has been obsessing over Wei Wuxian for the last years, so I'm really excited to see where the story goes next. Excerpt: The matter was closed. Lan Wangji had spent hours at his desk, typing and formatting the report for its inclusion in the Lan Archives. He needed to stretch, move his body, meditate and quiet his mind. But he hesitated, before shutting down his computer. The mystery of Wei Wuxian worried at him, pulling his focus. He navigated to the official cultivator rankings, and searched his name. There were zero hits. That was impossible. Every sect had to register their disciples, it was required. People who could wield power of any kind had to be identified and traced. He pulled up Yunmeng Jiang, and visually scanned through their listings. Jiang Wanyin was now listed as first disciple and heir in waiting, and Wei Wuxian’s name did not appear, not even in the “formerly affiliated” section. Yunmeng Jiang had erased any evidence of his existence. Lan Wangji then navigated to sites he typically avoided as much as possible. But needs must, and if all the official sites no longer contained any information on him, he would have to go to the fan sites. Immediately he found that he was not the only one looking into it. Yunmeng Jiang dominated the forums, with the number one thread being one titled: What the fuck happened with YMJ? Lan Wangji settled in to read.

pov alternating, canon divergence, modern setting, modern with magic, minor character death, rogue cultivator wei wuxian, demonic cultivator wei wuxian, bamf wei wuxian, lan wangji/wei wuxian get a happy ending, time skips, not yunmeng jiang sect friendly, families of choice, getting to know each other, developing relationship, slow burn

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[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

i was 12 when they sent me that 😃

Ok So. systems can form without trauma. The brain does That.

There has been record of that happening.

nature is beautiful

[xyliaxart]

I've really gotten into Helluva Boss recently so I made an impsona. Here they are.

[blenselche]

it's melon day

we're the dropoff spot for the neighborhood kids and usually they just look for snakes and shit in the woods but no, today it's "chase each other with a rusty railroad spike pretending to be vampires vs vampire slayer" ugh

please send me the patience to deal cuz i cant. the 13 year old looked me in the eye and said "i had to get treated for rabies last month, i tackled a fisher cat" after i explained tetanus (and why we don't chase our friends with rusty spikes) and i 100% believe it, he gets into so much trouble. usually my patience with kids is endless but he's like a trial sent by the devil to test me. i nearly had a heart attack when he told me about a new friend he made in an online game and dropped that they're my age. tried gently explaining why adults can be friendly but not your friend but he didn't get it, you never do at that age. he's gonna get kidnapped or eaten by a bear one day i swear to christ.

we were playing with the idea of fostering since we can't have kids but this boy is like the barrier to entry to test if we've got the stones for it or something.