#(ノ ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)ノ

[sbnkalny]

Aries: ⌐╦╦═─ Taurus: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Gemini: 凸(-_-)凸 Cancer: (╯°□°）╯ leo: ♥‿♥ virgo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ libra: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ scorpio: (•̀o•́)ง sagittarius: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) capricorn: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ aquarius: (° ͜ʖ °) Pisces: ⊙﹏⊙

[bugsinthebayou]

saw myself on my dash n went 'who that' because im not used to seeing myself without a hunter pfp. i.

[creatorping]

Luring you into my crossover madness with this doodle page ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ〜☆

[niuniente]

Guess who washed her headphones in a washing machine.

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ;)

Somehow, the ancient 3 euro headphones still work.

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

[xxkawisni4xuwuxx]

∩ ∩ ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ ૮꒰•༝ •。꒱ (｡´•ㅅ•｡) ┐('～`;)┌ ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ( •̀ - •́ ) 💢 (⁀ᗢ⁀) („• ֊ •„) ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ ꒰｡ › ·̮ ‹ ｡꒱ ଘ(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜ ૮ ა o(˶^▾^˶)o ( ^ ᴗ ^ )ε^ ) ♡.(^ 3 ^ ) (‘. • ᵕ •. `) (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ‎(⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)⋆̩ ଘ(੭ ᐛ)⁄☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ꒰´꒳`꒱✧ ૮ ˶•~•˶ ა (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) (｡•́‿•̀｡) (╯✧▽✧)╯(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ (o･ω･o) ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ (っ˘ω˘ς) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ (´ ε ` ) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) (￣ω￣)☆⌒(≧▽​° ) (•̀⌄•́) ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ (✧∀✧)/ (≧◡≦) (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و o(〒﹏〒)o ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ (◕‿◕) (￣ε￣＠) (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) (>_<) (o･ω･o) ヽ(o^ ^o)ﾉ ⚆ᗝ⚆ (=^-ω-^=) (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) (•̀⌄•́) ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ (^ω~) (・_・;) ☆~~ヾ(>▽<)ﾉ｡･☆ (ᵔ.ᵔ) (꒪⌓꒪) (˚☐˚! )(ﾉꐦ ◎曲◎)ﾉ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨

✧˖°🌷📎⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮ ‧.₊˚੭ˊᵕˋ੭. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒₊˚*ੈ♡⸝⸝🪐༘⋆ 🎀 ₊ ⊹ ~ ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ ★🎸🎧⋆｡ °⋆ 🌻‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ ‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆ ⋆˚🐾˖° ₊˚ʚ 🌱 ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚🐰ྀི˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ ˚˖𓍢ִִ໋🌊🦈˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚. 📓♫₊˚.🎧 ✩｡☕︎ ୧ 🍰‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆ ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ εїз ˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡˚ ⋆˚🐾˖°‧₊˚ ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆ 🐻ིྀ ☆ ʚ ✮ ɞ 🫧♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧🐚 ✧˖°.🍒ֶָ֢⊹ ࣪ ˖🍓₊ ⊹✧ ٭⌗⊹☕୧ ⋆｡‧˚ʚ 🤍 ɞ˚‧｡⋆ ˗ˏˋ✩ˎˊ˗ ♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡ ⋆.°🧸๋ྀི࣭⭑ 💿✩°｡🎧✮ ⋆˚✿˖° ㅤᵕ̈♡☁︎⋆｡˚ ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ˚‧｡⋆🦋⋆｡‧˚ ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 🎸⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ ᰔᩚ𓍢ִ໋🌷֒✧ ༘ ⋆｡♡ *ੈ✩‧₊˚─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── ☄. *. ⋆ ˚ ◌༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ ✧.* ੈ✩‧₊˚ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⍣ ೋ ⋆·˚ ༘ * ｡･:*˚:✧｡

[bucciniexe]

random symbols! cre: emoticon dictionary

⊹ ｡ ﾟ⁖✦ ˖ ⊹ ｡ ﾟ˖ ✧ ⊹ ｡ ﾟ⁖ °✦

)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ (＝つ‎♡̆̈ ʚ♡⃛ɞ ♡̷̷̷ ♡̶ ♡̴ ෆ

‎꒧ ꇺ ꇹ ꎁ ꎂ ·͜·♡ ꊞ

‎ᙏ̤̫ ᙏ̤̫͚ ꪔ̤̥ ꪔ̤̮ ꪔ̤̱ ꔚ ꕁ ꕀ

‎𐂴 ( ꙭ ) ( Ꙭ ) ꒰ ꗭ ꒱ ( •̛̣̣꒶̯•̛̣̣ )

‎◡̈ ⌣̈⃝ •͈౿•͈ εїз ( ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥ ) ‎･ ͜ʖ ･ ✿ ◡̈

‎ ༘♡ ♡⃛. ʚ♡⃛ɞ. ෆ. ෆ⃛

‎☺︎. യ. ꕤ. ˘͈ᵕ˘͈. ꒰ ꒱

‎˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗. ♡̷. ♡̶. ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

‎♡̷̷̷. ᙏ̤̫͚. ✿. ( *´ސު｀*)

‎(✿˘˘✿) ♡̆̈. ·͜·♡

‎ ◡̎ =͟͟͞͞♡ ᯤ ʬʬ ‎ॱଳ͘ • ·̭ •̥ ･ᴗ･̥̥̥ ･ ͜ʖ ･ ✿

‎♡ ·͜·♡ യ ♡⃛ ʚ♡⃛ɞ ˙ỏ˙ ꔛ 𓈒 *

‎𖤣𖤥𖠿𖤣𖤥 𓇥 ☄︎ 𓎩 𓅿 𓌈 ⍤ 𓌉◯𓇋

‎⸝⸝⸝ 𓆸 𖠋 εїз ꔚ ꕁ 𐂴 ੯‧̀͡u\

‎﹆ ᐧ༚̮ᐧ ✦ ✱ ꊞ ↺ °•*⁀➷=͟͟͞♡

≛ ، . ‹ ִֶָ . ָ࣪ ‹ ャ ִֶָ ︶꒷꒦︶ ꒦꒷꒷꒦ ︶꒷꒦꒷︶ ٬٬ ࣪ ،ぬ̳ ⊹ ᨘ໑▸ ˑ ִ ִ ˑ 𖥔 ּ ִ 𖦹 ִ ˑ ๑◕‿◕๑ ❘❙❚❚❙❘❙❚❘❘❙❘

╲ 𓍯 ࣪ ᳝ ˑ 𐇛̲﹗ ˖ ་ 𖦆 ぃ ˑ ִ ⌨︎ ֺ ָ ֙⋆ 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ ִ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𖥔 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ࣪ 𓄹 ⊹ ᳝ ࣪⠀. ִ ་ ּ 𝟶:𝟶𝟶 ──◍───── 𝟷:𝟹𝟶 ➛ ̨𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪ ་ ˖ ʿꜝꜞ ᳝ ࣪ 𔘓 ⎘ ་ ᳝ ◝ 𖥻 ぃ ˑ ִ ֺ ָ ֙⋆ 𓄹 ࣪ ִֶָ ࣪ ▸ ִֶָ 𖦹 ࣪˖ . ⊹ 𓄼 ࣪ ꞌꞋ ࣪𓂃 ִֶָ ≡ ⌂ ⌕ ❙❘❙❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❙❘❙❚❙❘ ♡゙

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚★⋆｡˚ ⋆

┊ ┊ ┊ ⋆

┊ ┊ ★⋆

┊ ◦

★⋆ ┊ . ˚

˚★

[augenblicklich-lila]

cod incorrect quotes #4

I did warn you that I have a ton of these :D

the usual jazz, mainly Y/N/reader stuff, platonic and romantic, also some suggestive stuff but I feel like that's a given with these dummies. Also has some Soapghost!

at some point, I feel like a masterlist might be useful.

- Lila

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

Y/N: Made you all playlists! Y/N: Ghost, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Y/N: König, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Y/N: And Soap has the ABBA Gold album.

Price: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Ghost, Soap, & Y/N: Okay. Price: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Soap: Bold of you to assume I have money. Ghost: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Y/N: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Ghost: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. Gaz: Guys.

Soap: I just found out from Gaz today that when Sheperd died and the service did the 21-gun salute at his funeral, Y/N said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Gaz: What’s up with Ghost? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Soap: He's just a little overwhelmed. Gaz: Why? Soap: Y/N smiled at him.

Price: sees Ghost and Soap together Price: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Y/N: You mean… you ship them?

Y/N: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Soap: A doll. Gaz: A cinnamon roll. Ghost: A sweetheart. Y/N: Y/N: …stop it.

Price, teaching Y/N to drive: Okay, you're driving and Soap and Graves walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Y/N: Oh, definitely Graves. I could never hurt Soap. Price, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Y/N: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Ghost: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Y/N: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Ghost: But I heard a siren. Gaz: That was Soap. Soap: Sorry, I got nervous.

Y/N: That's ridiculous, Ghost doesn't have a crush on me. Price: Yes, he does. Gaz: Yes, he does. Ghost: Yes I do.

Gaz: What is it called when you kill a friend? Ghost: Homicide. Soap: Murder. Y/N: Homiecide.

König: What is love? Alejandro: An emotional minefield. Ghost: A neurochemical reaction. Y/N & Soap: Baby don't hurt me.

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　 ∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

[nebez]

Sevdanın gökyüzüne kanatlanmış halidir kuşlar.

＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　／￣＞

　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　/´

　　　ゝ、　`（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／

　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ

　　　　　∠_,,,/´”

[jacksprrww]

⊂_ヽ

　 ＼＼

　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) istanbul

　　　 >　⌒ヽ büyükşehir

　　　/ 　 へ＼

　　 /　　/　＼＼ belediye

　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ başkanı

　　/　/

　 /　/|  

　(　(ヽ        ekrem

　|　|、＼       

　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) imamoğlu

　| |　　) /

ノ )　　Lﾉ

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[zu-is-here]

Too many ideas and too hard to decide!ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃

UPD:

Greektale version ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

UPD2: (˶ ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ˶)♪

[sbnkalny]

Libra: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ scorpio: (•̀o•́)ง sagittarius: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) gemini: 凸(-_-)凸 cancer: (╯°□°）╯ leo: ♥‿♥ virgo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ libra: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Scorpio: (•̀o•́)ง Sagittarius: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) capricorn: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ aquarius: (° ͜ʖ °) Pisces: ⊙﹏⊙

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

⊂_ヽ

＼＼

＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

> ⌒ヽ

/ へ＼

/ / ＼＼

ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ

/ /

/ /|

( (ヽ

| |、＼

| 丿 ＼ ⌒)

| | ) /

ノ ) Lﾉ

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Oh wow

[cadaverousdecay]

SURPRISE!

You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS COCK MONSTER right in your face! *THWACK* There’s just ONE rule. You can’t cock slap someone that has already cock slapped you!! Try to cock slap as many as possible before they cock slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t cock slap me. Good luck!

/    イ              (((ヽ

(    ノ                 ￣Y  \

|   ( \      (.       /)     |     )

ヽ   ヽ `  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  _ノ    /

     ＼   |   ⌒Ｙ⌒   /  /

         | ヽ     |      ﾉ ／

         ＼トー仝ーイ

              | ミ土彡/

            ) \      °   /

           (     \      /     )

          /       / ѼΞΞΞΞΞΞΞD

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster

hello christmas cock monster i don’t think i’ll be doing that

[xxkawisni4xuwuxx]

ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu ♡( ◡‿◡ ) ♡(｡- ω -)

(￣（∞）￣) (*ﾟー^)/'`*: ᘳ´• ᴥ •`ᘰ (υ●ω●υ)

ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ ଘ(˵╹-╹)━☆ ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ • *✰ ᯣ_ᯣ ˊᗜˋ

ପ૮๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ აଓ (ᴗ_ ᴗ。) ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) (๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  。.:☆:･'(⌒―⌒*) ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ ╰(▔∀▔)╯

(─‿‿─) (´• ω •`) (✧ω✧) \(^ヮ^)/ o(>ω <)o

(╯✧▽✧)╯ (๑˘︶˘๑) ¯\_ȌᴥȌ_/¯ (´･(00)･｀)

(꒪ω꒪υ) (o･ω･o) o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ o(>ω <)o

(｀Д´) (((ꎤ ✧曲✧)̂—̳͟͞͞o (ʘдʘ╬) (＞﹏＜) (￣□￣」)

(＃￣0￣) (￣□￣」) (︶︹︺) (●o≧д≦)o ( #`⌂´)/ (>_ <) (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ ･ﾟ･(｡>ω <｡)･ﾟ･ (▰︶︹︺▰) ●︿● (´∩｀。) ((o(;△;)o)) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (◕︿◕✿) ヽ( T-T)ノ (๑◕︵◕๑) .°(ಗдಗ。)°. ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ ) ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚ (╥_╥) o(；△；)o (⌣_⌣”) o(TﾍTo) (/□＼*)・゜ ((T.T； ) (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

(ಥ﹏ಥ) Σ(°△°|||)︴＼(º □ º l|l)/ (⌒▽⌒)ゞ

(＃⌒∇⌒＃)ゞ ( ó╻ò) Σ(・Д・)!? (o_O)

∑（´△｀○） ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ ∑(O_O;) (^-^*)/

ლ(･ω･*ლ) (>^_^)><(^o^<) ～～(つˆДˆ)つﾉ>｡☆)ﾉ⊂(・ヮ・⊂) ⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃ ( ﾟｏ⌒) (^人<)〜☆

(^_<)〜☆ =͟͟͞͞(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ✧ =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)!!!!=͟͟͞͞ └(>ω <。)┐-=

\(｡•ω•｡), (´～`) （-＾〇＾-） ╰(⇀⌂↼‶)╯ ₍₍ ᕕ(´●ω●)ᕗ⁾⁾ ꒰◍ᐡᐤᐡ◍꒱ (:˒[￣] ( ु⁎ᴗᵨᴗ⁎)ु.zZ

_( :⁍ 」 )_ _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ _(ˇωˇ」∠)_ _(°ω°｣ ∠)_ (๑ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤) ⋆｡˚ (¦3ꇤ[▇▇]⋆｡˚✩ (*-ω-)>c[_] (๑ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤)>c[_] (ᴗ˳ᴗ) (๑ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤)>c[_] (ᴗ˳ᴗ)>c[_] ₍₍ ᕕ(´ ω` )ᕗ⁾⁾ *｡\(ˊωˋ*),✧* (^˵◕ω◕˵^) (^◕ᴥ◕^) (•ㅅ•❀) ˞͛ʕ̡̢̡◌･ꄃ･◌ʔ̢̡̢˞͛ °˖✧◝(ਠᴥਠ)◜✧˖°

(*´・ω・)ノ(-ω-｀*)

(￣^￣)ゞ (⌐■_■) ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ ☆=(ゝω･)/

ﾟ*｡(･∀･)ﾟ*｡ ﾐ☆( *uωu人)+ﾟ. ヾ(*′○`)ﾟ.+:｡ﾟ☆ (☆uεu☆) .+(´^ω^`)+. ✍(◔◡◔) ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

(∪ ◡ ∪)v 乁( ⏒ ͜ʖ ⏒ )ㄏ ┐( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)┌ ♡(ŐωŐ人)

(∩`ω´)⊃)) ✩°｡⋆⸜(ू˙꒳​˙ ) ✩°｡⋆⸜(ू｡•ω•｡) (◕__◕✿)

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Hii!! Tom x Turkish!Reader when??? 🥰🥰🥰

(You don’t know who I am btw 😊)

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(I’m bored ☹️)

(WHEN YOU GET BACK TEXT ME)

(I don’t have anything to say I’m just gonna teach you random curse words in Turkish)

(Also this was based on your last request 🥰)

(Ok bye)

Bye! (Def not Daph)

(Of course you total strange anon, def not Daph! Love how you somehow want me to text but idk who you are 😨 stalker...) @nyxwritesshit <--- also requested by them

Turkish!Reader

Tom

First of all and once again-

Tom loves people from around the world and from different cultures

So he's very intrigued with you from the start

He definitely wants to know more about the culture

When he learns about the economy and how it is in turkey he does feel a bit saddened by the state of your country

Especially if it means a lot to you

He know he would not survive the schooling there

He feels bad that you even had to do that and he feels like he would die

He is basically begging for you to teach him some shit in Turkish

He wants to know quotes, sayings, everything and anything

He wants to be able to call someone a cow whore without them knowing

Also it's a way to be able to talk to you in interviews without anyone knowing what you're saying

Georg

He definitely is very interested about your culture as well

He wants to know little things like customs, what's polite and not polite, and maybe he even wants to visit

He's heard you speaking Turkish before and he thought it was like a secret language I will not lie

He did not understand shit at all and he was very curious as to what you're saying

You could say something horrendous and completely different from what he thinks and he will still nod and smile if you say some shit like

"It means I love you 🥰"

It's the best time to win an argument with him

Just start arguing in Turkish and he gives up

He wants to learn the language but his ass cannot make the certain sounds or be able to pronounce shit the way it needs to be

Or he somehow always messed up the gelmar and says something horrible thinking it was something else

He's always willing to eat so if you feed him some of your cultures food he will slurp that shit up

He finds it delicious and will steal it

Sometimes when you say something in Turkish he wants to know badly so you have to sit and explain it for like 20 minutes

But it's all worth it when he's able to repeat it and smile all proudly because he got something right in your language

[augenblicklich-lila]

cod incorrect quotes #2

Second post and of course it's more incorrect quotes. Creature of habit and all that.

I have these saved in an entirely unorganized text editor file, so I feel like me posting something twice is inevitable. Again, mainly Y/N stuff, platonic and romantic. Also has some Soapghost and Alerudy!

I am also making this post at 4 am because I am pulling an all-nighter. Lady Gaga is blasting in the background. No guarantees for anything.

- Lila

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

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Alejandro: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Y/N: This is a lie. Y/N: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Y/N: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Rodolfo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘things’. (alternatively, if we're thinking poly!relationship: Rodolfo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘thing 1’. Alejandro: Hey, I'm 'thing 2'.)

Y/N: Ghost, you're an asshole, man. Ghost: You are what you eat Y/N.

Y/N: You look good in that hoodie. Alejandro: You know where else I'd look good? Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed. Alejandro, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Soap: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Ghost: I don’t usually eat with losers. Soap: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

Ghost: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Y/N. Y/N: I hate myself. Ghost: Alright, square up.

Y/N: Who hurt you? Ghost, snorting: What, do you want a list? Y/N: …Yes, actually.

Ghost, gently nudging Y/N aside with his foot: Y/N, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Y/N, their eyes enormous: You kick Y/N? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Ghost! Jail for Ghost for one thousand years! (Miette >>>>)

Y/N: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Y/N: And I started thinking. Y/N: Like, it was just trying to get food. Y/N: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Price: Are you ok?

Soap: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Y/N: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Soap: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Y/N:…

Soap: Everything’s fine, Y/N. Y/N: Soap, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Ghost: Did you have to stab them? Y/N: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Ghost: What did they say? Y/N: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Ghost: That’s fair.

Y/N: I fell— Soap: From heaven? Y/N: No, I literally fell— Soap: In love with me the moment you saw me? Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Soap: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Y/N, handing a balloon to Ghost: I have no soul. Have a good day! Ghost, walking off: I don't have one either. (I CAN JUST HEAR HIM SAYING THIS)

Soap: We all have our demons. Soap, grabbing Y/N: This one’s mine.

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

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