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seriouslysam8 · 2 years
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Okay, I want to know your opinion on Snape. I feel like anyone who has not read the books likes him because he is portrayed as a nicer person in the movies. I think the movies got a lot of things wrong, but the worst thing they ever did was make Snape protect Ron, Harry and Hermione from werewolf Remus!
Snape was okay with Harry and James dying if he can save Lily, that is disgusting. And than after Harry knows this he names his child after him?!?!
The other thing that annoys me about Snape is that people romanticize the "Always" line. That is not romantic that is creepy.
And than the people who love Snape hate James! We see one scene where James and Sirius are "bullying" Snape. We know that Snape was hanging out with little baby Death Eaters by this time. We know that James hated dark magic and hated blood supremacy. We know that Snape was creating dark spells at this time as well.
We know James was a good person in cannon. He was friends with a werewolf and he an his friends because a Animagus to help him. It is implied that James was very skilled in Transfiguration, so we assume he was probably the one to come up with the idea, and probably did a lot of the work. He also took care of his friends. I know that taking Sirius in was also James' parents doing, but James would have to show concern for his friend for them to accept that Sirius need a home. He was also Head Boy in his seventh year, which he wouldn't have gotten if he was a big Bully. He also married Lily Evens, and I don't think she would have given him the time of day if he was a complete jerk.
I am not saying James Potter was perfect, but that is what makes him a good character.
Anyway, sorry for my rant, but I feel like you also hate Snape. Everyone that I know loves the man, so I had to rant to someone.
I hate Snape.
I think he’s this creepy asshole stalker who bullies children.
I hate the characterization that James is a bully but Snape wasn’t. Uh… Snape was a rude little dick to Petunia as kids (though she’s a bitch but still it probably didn’t help matters between Lily and Petunia). He dropped a tree limb or something on her for “spying” on him and Lily. The kid had problems from the very beginning. You can’t convince me that Snape wasn’t a dick right back to James. I think he gave as much as he got.
In the end, James grew the fuck up. Yeah, he may have been a little spoiled brat as a kid who liked to pull pranks that may or may not have gone too far, but Snape was A GROWN ASS MAN who bullied kids. Not just any kids. Kids he has authority over. In a professional setting. Kids he was responsible for.
Snape, meanwhile, never would have gone to Dumbledore if Harry wasn’t a possibility for the prophecy. Say it was just Neville who qualified under the parameters. Let’s pretend Harry was born on the first of August for a second. SNAPE NEVER WOULD HAVE FLIPPED. He only flipped in a last ditch effort to save Lily. He didn’t give a FUCK about Harry or James. He didn’t give a fuck about an innocent baby. He just wanted Lily.
I read a fanfic AGES ago. I mean, this may have been a good decade ago so I have no idea who it was by or the title. But Voldemort spared Lily. Harry and James died. She went to Snape (I don’t think she knew he sold them out or that he didn’t care about her son and husband) but she asked him to make her forget because it was too painful. He totally took advantage of Lily and it was gross and weird. Sirius tried to save her at one point. She started to suspect that something was wrong but couldn’t remember what. It was a weird ass story, but it perfectly illustrated how fucking creepy Snape was because that was like his boner dream ending.
Anyway, I digress. Snape is an asshole. I don’t understand the love for him. James is a great guy who knew he was going to die but he didn’t care because he was trying to buy his wife and kid some time (I like to headcanon he knew they’d die too so it’s more tragic). I love James. So fucking much.
James grew as a person. Snape did not.
I hate Albus Severus. PETITION FOR HIS NAME TO BE CHANGED TO ALBUS FLEAMONT. Please and thank you.
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cinnamatime · 1 month
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If my MLB Yuri au characters met their Canon counterparts:
Adrienne: Girl why tf am I a boy?
Adrien: Haha...why am I a girl?
Mira: My hair is blue?
Marinette: Are you sure this is me, we don't even have the same name?
Mira: But our crush does...sorta.
Marinette: Adrien?
Mira: Yep.
Marinette: So I love him in every universe then?~
Mira: Him?!
Typical shit, anyways here's some interactions:
Mira: So how are you doing after that awful prank from Chloe?
Marinette: I'm not ever falling in love with a guy ever again unless I know everything about him. Y'know like his birthday, his surnames, his address, his social security number-
Mira: WHAT.
Marinette: Did I say something wrong?
Mira: Dude that's stalker behavior, also what? For me I just swore I'd never fall in love with a man again.
Marinette: OH...actually wait...
Mira: Honey you need a therapist
Adrienne: Okay so like, what do ya think about Miranet- *ahem* I mean Marinette?
Adrien: She's a very good friend!
Adrienne: Oh so what do you think me and Mira are?
Adrien: Very good friends
Adrienne: Oh so you're the historians they speak of okay got it.
If Adrienne met Felix:
Adirenne: ...
Felix: ...
Adrienne: Fatherless
Felix: Lesbian
Adrienne: Where's the rest of your hair?
Felix: Where'd your mom go?
Adrienne: Same place as your dad..wait...
Felix: Wait what?
Adrienne: My mom wouldn't be burning
Felix: Why are you a girl?
Adrienne: Why are you a whiny bitch?
Adrien: Haha um okay maybe let's stop talking-
Adrienne: Yeah good idea, I'm not gonna talk to the human embodiment of a wet dog.
Felix: ...
Adrien: Okay uh maybe you should go back to your universe Adrienne-
Felix: YOU SUCK!
Adrienne: YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
Adrien: ...
Felix: ...that doesn't make any...what tf are you talking about?
Adrienne: Oh right forgot y'all aren't chronically online
Adrien: What does that even mean?
Adrienne: I've said too much- *dissappears*
Now for their hero forms I guess.
MLB Ladybug: Transformed!
Au Ladybug: That's it?
MLB Ladybug: What?
Au Ladybug: No wings? No protection? Girl your hair is still the same, you only have a mask hiding your identity...
MLB Ladybug: Okay, and your form is much better?
Au ladybug: *transforms*
MLB Ladybug: YOU GET A CAPE?!
Au Ladybug: That's all you're paying attention to?
Cat noir to Ladybug: Mlady~
Black cat: Cringe bitch
Cat noir: What?
Black cat: Girl who says that unironically and you kissed her hand? I'm not taking back what I said.
Cat noir: Man can't a guy have any fun?
Black cat: This is why mom died.
Au ladybug: Okay Kitty maybe you went too far...
Black cat: Idc at this point I cannot stand to see any version of me act like this
Au ladybug: ...
MLB Ladybug: ...
Cat noir: ...
Black cat: Meow, jazz hands.
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demandezglassjoe · 3 years
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messers-moony · 3 years
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King and Queen | S.B
Paring: Sirius Black X Fem!Potter!Reader, James Potter X Fem!Twin!Reader
Summary: James goes through a lot during his time at Hogwarts but his sister is always by his side.
Inspiration: Click
A/N: If this comes off insensitive to anyone please let me know and I will remove this.
James Potter was a handful. From the minute he was born, he had this gleam in his hazel eyes that raged and burned with trouble. His twin, Y/n Potter, was almost the opposite. The soft smile that laid on her features and the glitter of calamity in her eyes. Euphemia and Fleamont were in for a lot the minute their twins were born. 
Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder is most comparative to having a web browser up with one too many tabs. James had always been unable to focus and was naturally messy. Truth be told, he thought it was normal, just as everyone else did. It wasn’t until his second year at Hogwarts did he realize something was genuinely wrong with him. 
Remus told him that he had this muggle thing called “dyslexia,” which was a difficulty in interpreting words, letters, and other symbols. However, it never affected his overall intelligence because everyone knew that Remus Lupin was indeed and wholly brilliant. It got James wondering, did his inability to focus, be organized, and hyperactivity have a deeper meaning?
His twin - Y/n - was quite the opposite. She made quick friends with Remus, Sirius, and Peter, who were close friends of her twin. Y/n was top of their class, creating a friendly competition with Remus, but she was always able to focus. Often she would hyper-focus, which would leave her working for over five hours at a time without realizing it. In those times, James would have to snap her out of it. 
Over the summer, James expressed his concerns to his parents. He was talking about how this could be a real issue he’s facing using Remus’ dyslexia as an example. Eventually, they gave in, letting James go to a muggle doctor. James had to fill out a questionnaire that would come back with his results in one week. That week was probably the longest week of his life. Nonetheless, his test results had come back positive. 
Fleamont and Euphemia would be lying if they were surprised. After hearing about the disorder, it was almost the definition of their eldest son. Fortunately for James, the muggles had come up with a cure - no, not a cure - dammit, what was it again?
Impede the symptoms! That’s what those muggle pills do. James was required to take two pills a day, one in the morning and once at night. Y/n was in charge of making sure he did so because - more times than he’d like to admit - he would forget everything if it wasn’t for Y/n. 
In third year, James was as energetic as ever while getting on the Hogwarts Express, “Aren’t you excited, Y/n?!”
She chuckled, “Yes, but Merlin, you don’t need to literally jump with joy.”
“But I’m excited!”
“I know that.”
They made their way to the compartment that held Remus, who was reading a book. James sat in front of him while Y/n took her seat beside Remus, “‘Ello Remus.”
“Hey, Potter pair.”
Y/n sighed, and James groaned, “That nickname needs to go away.”
“I quite like it.” Remus stated smugly, “Suits you both.”
“What’s that suppose to mean?” Y/n accused falsely, “It means that wherever one of you are, the other isn’t that far behind.” Remus replied. 
James had zoned out already, and Y/n snapped in his face, “Take your pills?” 
“Forgot.” James muttered guiltily, “Oh Godric.” She whispered. 
“Pills?”
“James went to a muggle doctor this summer.”
Remus quirked an eyebrow, “Did you now?”
“Got diagnosed with ADHD.” James informed, and Remus looked amiss, “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.”
“Ah, I’ve heard of that.” Remus said, and James smiled sheepishly, “I feel kinda odd, like out of place.”
“Why?”
“Dunno, just, why can't I be normal?”
“You are normal, James.” Y/n reassured, “And anyone who says differently obviously doesn’t care about you.”
The compartment door slammed open, “Who doesn’t care about who?”
Remus snorted, “Ever the dramatics, huh, mate?”
“‘Course.” Sirius flopped down beside James, “It comes with my charm and devilishly good looks.”
“Ah, yes.” Y/n said, chuckling, “Don’t you see how I’m swooning for you?”
The back of her palm was against her forehead, “Come off it.” James swatted at her and then elbowed Sirius, “Better not make my sister swoon.”
Sirius chuckled and shrugged, “Can’t help it. I’m just that irresistible.”
The four of them laughed at Sirius’ dramatics and continued talking about the new term. Remus and Y/n were talking about books they couldn’t wait to read. Remus was even kind enough to gift her some muggle books he bought over the summer holiday. Sirius and James bickered about what pranks to do this year, along with which ones were better. 
Third-year was fun. It was a year of flooding corridors, turning Slytherin robes red and blasting music in the common room after a Gryffindor victory. James was a brilliant Quidditch Chaser, and Y/n was a fantastic Seeker. Nothing was quite like the Potter pair. Something about them was just unforgettable. 
Maybe that’s why Sirius was so fond of her. Something about the Potters made people around them smile on the hardest of days. They made sure that every moment was a night to remember. Every memory was worth reliving. So adventurous, so reckless, yet so kind and loving. 
By the time fifth year rolled around, Sirius Orion Black had fallen off a cliff into a lake called love. Sirius completely submerged himself in love for Y/n Potter. The younger twin by just 20 minutes, but something about her was so divine. Was it her silk and glittering h/c hair? No - maybe it was her gleaming e/c eyes. Perhaps it was for her strive for adventure and extreme kindness. 
Nonetheless, Sirius fell hard.
And who better to tell than James Potter himself?
Causally - as usual - Sirius opened the door to the Marauders dorm. It was empty aside from the brunet boy with glasses on the bridge of his nose. His hazel eyes were focused on a textbook - Potions textbook - maybe it was to impress Lily. Sirius couldn’t care less, so he pulled the chair out in front of the desk and sat before James. 
“Mate, I need your help.”
“Running from Filch?”
“No. Something- Something worse.”
“Something worse?” The textbook shut loudly.
Sirius nodded, “Way worse.”
“Alright then, come into my office.” James teased, and Sirius grinned. 
It was silent, “I’m in love with your sister.”
James sputtered, “Excuse me?”
“I’m in love with Y/n.”
“No, no.” James waved his hand horizontally, “I heard you.”
“Then what else would you like me to say?” Sirius asked. 
“Literally anything else.”
“Sorry, mate.” Sirius muttered, “I- I really didn’t mean to.”
James chuckled and wiped his hand across his face, “I suppose you can’t really stop love, huh?”
“You really can’t.” Sirius agreed, “I tried. I promise I tried.”
“It’s not that big of a deal late.” James assured, and Sirius looked at him with wide eyes, “I trust you just-“
“Just?”
“I’m worried about her.” James completed, “I- I worry about her every night.”
Sirius softened, “It’s like you with Regulus-“ James continued before Sirius could interject, “And don’t pretend. Your silencing charms are bloody terrible.”
“I know you still care for Regulus, you worry about him every night, and I do the same for Y/n, except my silencing charms are better.” James teased sightly, “I trust you, Sirius. You’re the brother I never got but always wanted. You know, the brother I can play Quidditch with, rough around with, the brother who’s just as sneaky and mischievous as I.”
“But Y/n is still my blood. She's my twin, my best friend, my partner in crime. She was the mind behind my pranks before Remus.” James elaborated and then smirked, “Remus and Y/n make a great team, ya’ know?”
“They are quite brilliant.”
“Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, take care of her?” James looked like the eleven-year-old boy again, “Don’t make her a fling and don’t make this temporary.”
“Y/n is a strong woman, and she isn’t for weak men. I’ll be honest,” James chuckled, “She doesn’t need a man. She doesn’t even really need me. I need her more than she needs me. Regardless, take care of her. She deserves a man worthy of her. Someone that’ll get her ice cream at 4 a.m. because she’s craving it. Someone that’ll go on sporadic trips with her. Someone that’ll understand that after a hard day, all she wants is a book and coffee.”
Sirius was appalled; he’d never seen James look so passionate, “Growing up, mum always told me to be a gentleman. I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but she always raised me as one. To hold a door for them, push and push in their chairs for them, give them my jacket even if I’ll freeze.” 
“Those kinda things. Dad said I should practice on Y/n, and I did. From then, Y/n always got treated like a queen, and she deserves no less. I won't lie, my parents treat me like a king too, and I don’t want any less either.” James explained, “Be the king that’s worthy of my sister.”
“That’s all I ask of you.”
Sirius nodded, “I’d be honored to serve her as my queen.”
“And if you show her no less, she’ll spit you out like chewing gum.”
He shuttered, “I hate how accurate that phrase is.”
James laughed, “I know her more than you think.”
By sixth year they were dating. Sirius would be lying if he wasn’t eternally shitting himself when Y/n said yes to going to Hogsmeade with him, alone, as a date. In fact, James almost wanted to throw him a party for finally not being a little bitch and asking out his sister. This party consisted of a bottle of firewhiskey and chocolate because that’s all that was in the boy's dormitory. But a party nonetheless. 
When Lily rejected James for the last time before graduation, he was utterly heartbroken. He’d spent and dedicated seven years of his life to this gorgeous woman. Despite all his efforts and all his charms, she still wasn’t interested. James tried. He really tried. He wanted Lily so bad. His heart broke when she said her final words of goodbye.
“I’m sorry, Potter. Maybe in another life, just not this one.”
Tears had ebbed at the corner of his eyes as he made his way back into the castle from the Black Lake. In the common room, where he felt like he had just got dowsed in water. James made his way to the girl's dormitory. His hand curled into a fist and knocked lightly on the wooden door. Shuffling was heard from the other side, and the door finally opened, revealing his sister. 
Without warning, James crashed into her arms, forcing his nose in the crook of her neck, “Woah.”
“Are you okay, James?”
His body shook with sobs as he shook his head no, “It’s okay. Let’s go lay down, okay?”
Gently she led him to her bed. He curled up beneath the navy blue comforter and placed his head on the silk pillow sheets. If he tried hard enough, he could forget the way Lily’s hair smelt today or the way her green eyes glistened in the sun. Now engulfed in his sister's scent, trying to remove every feeling for Lily possible, he dug his nose deeper into the comforter. 
Y/n sat beside him, her back to the headboard, and ran her fingers through James’ already untied hair, “What's got you so worked up?”
“It’s done.”
“What’s done?”
“L- Lily and I.” James choked, “She- She really doesn’t want me.”
A new wave of tears overcame him, and Y/n continued to try and soothe him, “Well, she’s a tosser.”
James narrowed his eyes, “James, you know I love her. She's my best friend, but if she can’t see what’s right in front of her, then she’s an idiot.”
“Can I- Can I stay here tonight?” He asked hesitantly.
“You sure you don’t want me to stay at your dorm?” Y/n questioned, “Because you know who sleeps here.”
“Will you stay with me?”
“Till the end.”
After a couple of minutes, Y/n and James made their way down the steps to the boy's side. They walked up more steps and finally made it to the boy's dormitory. James collapsed on his bed in the left corner of the room, and Sirius perked up at seeing his girlfriend enter the room. 
“Whatcha doin’ here, love?”
“Staying with my brother.”
Sirius nodded and stood up to hug her, gently pecking her forehead, “If you guys need anything, let me know, ‘kay?”
“Thanks, Siri.” 
Gently Y/n pulled back the maroon curtain and sat down beside him again. James reached for her hand and intertwined their fingers. Something they used to do as kids. When a thunderstorm would go by, James would always seek sanctuary in his sister's comfort. 
He fell asleep that night, knowing he was safe, loved, and knew that someone cared about him. Even if Lily didn’t love him, at least someone else did. He had his boys, and he had his sister. Right now, that’s all he needed beside him: Screw Lily and her idiot decision skills. Y/n was right; she was a complete tosser. 
When Hogwarts was over, James and Y/n got a flat together. Sirius, Remus, and Peter got one only a floor above. Realistically this wasn’t the plan. James always planned to buy a house with Lily, but he was still healing, and after everything going on, it was vital for him to hold his sister close to him.
Euphemia and Fleamont barely lived to see their children graduate. Not too long afterward had died due to the horrid dragon pocks. It devastated both twins and Sirius. While Sirius wasn’t their true child, he very well could’ve. Euphemia noticed Sirius’s lingering stares on Y/n and the loopy smile that graced his features.
She was the one who got Sirius to man up. She was the one who gave him advice. She was the one who told him what books were her favorite, which chocolate she liked the best, her favorite quills. Euphemia was one of the main components in getting Sirius to date her daughter, and when it finally happened, the parents couldn’t have been happier.
James’ ADHD still remained even in his adulthood, making regular everyday tasks much harder and twice as long. Most of the time, the pills were able to help him complete those tasks. But sometimes, when Y/n wasn’t there to remind him, he would miss his days. When Y/n got home from work, she had barely taken off her shoes to see the apartment spotless.
It was a pleasant surprise, but James was never really one to clean, not that she really minded, but the apartment didn’t have a speck of dust on it. Hesitantly she put her keys on the island along with her bag.
“James!”
“Yes, Y/n?”
He appeared in the kitchen where Y/n was, “Um, did you clean the apartment?”
“Yes, I did!” James nodded enthusiastically.
Y/n sighed and gave her brother a sweet smile, “What did you not do today?”
“So, you know how you told me to go to the pharmacy?”
“Mhm.” Y/n nodded, “Indeed I do.”
“Well, they were out of my meds.” James informed, “I have to wait a week.”
“Oh, Merlin.”
“On the bright side!” James was already causing her a headache, “It’s gonna be a fantastic week! I’ve got so many things planned for us! We’re gonna go-“
James continued to ramble as Y/n grabbed her keys, bag and slipped back on her shoes, “I’m going to Sirius’!”
“Thought you were my sister.” James faked pouting, and Y/n smiled, “I love you, but you’re crazy.”
“I love you too!” He yelled as she closed the door.
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sparkbeast20 · 3 years
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Obey Me characters and MC kissing passion turn aggressive but one of the other characters walk in and seeing the two of you! (Brothers Version)
warning: cursing and suggestive content.
Lucifer
· Both of you were in his study like all was.
· You were reading out loud the things about his curse records, and commenting how amazing his collection is. His pride is awakened.
· you look over to Lucifer and saw his eyes and a smirk.
· It’s rare but not uncommon for Lucifer to ask to kiss you, most of the time you were the one who asks.
· He gestures for you to come and sat on his lap.
· You walk over, slowly taking off you're school jacket, and sat on his lap with a smile on your face.
· Both of you exchange compliments, while you feel his arm. Damn this man coving his body with too many clothes
· He moves in closer giving you a light kiss.
· But you wrap your arms around his neck not letting go.
· In second a passionate kiss turns into an aggressive one.
· Your arms go down on his back and started clawing on it.
· He pulls you even closer now your chests are touching.
· The door opens big enough for Mammon to come inside. Planning to steal one of Lucifer’s records.
· As he was coming in, he saw his older brother and his best friend eating each other
· In reaction he accidentally pushes the door open.
· All of the sudden Lucifer pulls away, he looked over your shoulder and narrow his eyes.
· You turn around, to see Mammon standing right at door red face and silent.
· You bury your face into Lucifer’s shoulder, he senses you feeling embarrass, he glared at Mammon tells him with a stern tone.
· “I give you to count of three to leave before I tie you up and feed you to Cerberus”
· Without even counting, Mammon ran as far away from the two of you
· Lucifer looks at you, with just his eyes ask you, if you still “want to do it”
· You sheepishly nodded, with a smirk on his face, with just one wave of his hand, the door is close and he make sure to lock it.
Mammon
· you were just leaning down on your bed, in your underwear read a book.
· When Mammon barge in. he never knocks
· He stops dead on his track, after seeing you and completely forgetting the whole reason he come to your room in the first place.
· You saw his red face, gesture him to come over to you.
· Without wait a single moment, he rushes over and stared peppering you with kisses.
· Tickled by his kisses, you cup his face and brought close to yours.
· You when in for a kiss.
· Like instinct he wraps his arms around your back, lifting up.
· As you grab onto his jacket pulling him closer, that was his switch.
· Hugging you tighter, while one of your hands move behind his head holding on to it.
· The door open by Belphie looking for somewhere to sleep.
· He saw Mammon on top of you, he watches in silent for a second, before pulling out his D.D.D and started to record.
· A chuckle was heard, Mammon pulled away and turn around to see his younger brother with his D.D.D
· His eyes widen as he jump off you, to face Belphie.
· “Looks like a have something to use against you, Mammon” Belphie tells his older brother.
· Mammon took off his jacket and throw it over to you so you can cover yourself.
· Mammon lunges at Belphie, but his younger was quick enough to close the door on his face.
· After recover from a door to the face, he open door to chase after Belphie.
· Not before he turns around to tell you.
· “ya wait there, I’ll be right back…... we’re not done!” as he ran after his brother.
Leviathan
· Its game night for the both of you.
· You were seating between his legs, as they wrap around you.
· You’re at the final level, trying your best to finish it.
· he was there guiding you, holding himself back from taking over. You wanted to finish it and not let him take over like every god damn time.
· With one press of a button, you manage to complete the game without your boyfriend butt it.
· You drop the controller, hug Levi and kiss him on the cheek.
· He turns red and reboot himself like all was.
· You stood up giving him sometime, when all of the sudden he pulls you back for a kiss on the lips.
· Right now, he kisses you with a little force, but you wrap your arms around his head pulling him even closer.
· You were on top of him, his torso is between your legs.
· His kisses got more aggressive then usual. Maybe you beat the game, it might kinda turn him on, if so, you might as well try to beat more game.
· As you to continue your “make out” session, Asmo walks in to ask Levi about a new camera he just bought.
· He saw you two, have at each other.
· As the avatar of lust, he feels his older brother’s lust overwhelm him, he sometime thinks how could Levi hold it for so long.
· Levi the insecure otaku that he is, sense that someone is watching the two of you.
· He stops, pulls away long enough to look around to see Asmo seating on top of his tub, once he and Levi made eye contact, Asmo started to talk.
· “You know, really need to display more affection- “
· Asmo cut himself off when he saw Levi a demonic aura around, he stood up and slowly walks away out of the room and closes the door.
· Levi loses the aura, and bury his face in your chest, starting to mumble.
· “I-I n-never feel embarrass like this” all you can do is comfort him right now. Thanks, Asmodeus
Satan
· You stare at the cat ears you bought as joke for Satan.
· After mins thinking about it, you decided to try it on.
· Once you put it on, you walk over common room’s mirror to see how you look with cat ears on.
· But didn’t notice your boyfriend seating in the room, reading.
· He looks over his book, and immediately drop it.
· With a cocky grin on his face, called to you like a cat “Psf”.
· You turn around, to see Satan with a Smirk on his faces. Well, so much for your prank.
· Walk over to him with your hands making cat paws, you sat on his lap your legs on each side of his hip, you place your “paws” on his shoulder and started kiss him on the cheek.
· His quit calm about kisses. Maybe he doesn’t want to lose his façade.
· But the second you “Nya” at him
· You just awaken the Beast.
· He places one hand on your hip, and the other on your back pulls you closer to the point both of your chests are touch.
· He kisses you with a growl, feel cocky yourself you stared to purr. You thought to yourself, thinking if this was a good idea.
· His hand on your hip, move to your neck and wrap around it.
· Levi, went down to pick up his order.
· He saw the common room doors are open, he looked to see the two of you making out.
· He switches to his PDA office persona, to put the stop to this.
· “PDA police, you’re under arrest for kissing in a family friendly area”
· Ashamed of yourself, you jump off Satan, you took of the cat ears, covering your face with your hands, and turn your back on the two demons.
· Satan senses your distress, walks over to you but you step away from him.
· Anger is on Satan, as he turns to Levi in his demon form, glaring at his older brother.
· Knowing what he just done, Levi quickly turns heel and sprinted out of the room.
· Satan ran after Levi while yelling.
· “COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH”, you can help to feel warm inside, for Satan’s protective nature.
Asmodeus
· The two of you were in the Planetarium, for modeling session.
· He asks you to model for his Devilgram. He loves showing you off.
· You couldn’t say no, to him
· After a couple of pictures, brings out a reveling outfit. Okay now you can say no.
· But like a mind reader, he says it isn’t for devilgram.
· With that you change into the outfit and started to pose for him.
· He squeals and giggles how beautiful you are in the outfit he brought for you.
· Asmo walks over to you, he couldn’t content himself, he wraps his around your back and started peppering you with kisses.
· While you were giggly by his kisses, he tells you how your body fit so well in the outfit.
· He made you flustered. he knows how make you lustful for him
· He took your arm, and started to make a trail of kisses going up your arm.
· Once he got to neck, he gave in a nibble, cause you to yelp.
· You poke his waist on retaliation. In hindsight you should haven’t done that.
· Quick move to your lips, and started kissing you aggressively.
· It’s too late back out now, when his like this.
· You wrap your arms around his neck, holding him closer.
· Beel was walking around the house looking for Belphie.
· He walks in the Planetarium, and saw the two of you.
· He said, hi to you.
· You heard him, look over Asmo’s shoulder to see Beel waving at you.
· In shock, you push off Asmo causing you to stumble and fell in the fountain.
· Both Asmo and Beel ran over to you, they saw you all wet and angry.
· Asmo reach out his hand to you, but you jump out the fountain and ran out the room.
· Asmo pouts and glare at Beel, after giving Beel a punch on his arm, he ran after you while calling out to you.
· “Darling Wait! I’ll help you dry off…… pls come back!”
Beelzebub
· You were in the kitchen, with a cake you brought for yourself and your boyfriend.
· But the aroma is luring you into taking a slice. Great Beel is rubbing off on you.
· Frosting is still on your face, when you feel two gigantic hands holding by the waist.
· It was Beel, he turns you around and start kissing away the frosting on the corner of your mouth.
· Then he landed on your lips for too long. Is he digging for the cake in my mouth?
· Honestly you want this.
· So, wrap you’re are arms around his neck pulling him closer.
· He lifted you up by the waist and place you on top of the counter.
· You let him hold you two together, while your hands move down under his shirt to feel his abs you always do this, but his not complaining.
· he giggles while kissing you.
· Satan try his luck on the fridge not be touch by Beel.
· Once in the kitchen he saw the two of you basically eating each other.
· He tries to snick around the two of you, once he got to the fridge, he opens it and saw it empty.
· A little angry, Satan looked around to see the cake.
· Wrath already in him, he doesn’t care anymore, took the cake and started to eat it.
· You open your eyes, to see Satan a grin wiping of the frosting off his face.
· You pulled away from Beel, and glare to Satan.
· Satan shrugs and start walking out the kitchen.
· Beel saw your sadden face, turn to see the cake is missing.
· You whisper to him it was Satan.
· “we’ll buy another cake, okay” he tells you as he walks out to follow Satan.
· “You own us a Cake, Satan”
Belphegor
· Tired from the meeting, he walks around the house looking somewhere to sleep.
· He when in the library seeing a making shift bed in the middle of the room.
· He slowly leans his head on the blanked cover pillows.
· But he felt moving under the blanks. They’re not pillows.
· Belphie, lifted up the blanket to see you cuddled up hold a pillow.
· He chuckles, and start teasing you by poking you on the cheek.
· Your brows narrow, little annoyed by the poking.
· So, you grab his school uniform, and quickly gave him a kiss then when back to sleep.
· Stun, he blinks few times, his smirk and lean in for a longer one. Great, now both of you aren't tried anyone.
· You pulled him in.
· He was on top of you, your hands feeling his torso, and one of lift up touch his waist.
· He uses one of his free hands, to bring the blanket up, coving the two of you.
· You two when at each other, like there’s no tomorrow.
· Lucifer was looking for you. You were in charge of dinner.
· Walk in the library, he saw the blanket and it moving restless.
· He let out a sigh, and walk over to the blanket.
· Grabbing the blanket, he throws it away, reviling the two of you.
· Both of you didn’t care that Lucifer was there, looking down with narrow eyes and a frown on his face.
· Without warning, Lucifer grab your arm and pull you out of his brother’s grasp.
· But Belphie not the one to let go, wraps his arms around your waist and holding on tight.
· Lucifer has no time for this, he continues to drag you all the way to the kitchen, with Belphie.
· You hold Belphie with your free hand, and tells he to let go.
· “No, were not done yet!”
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Hiii love I wanna join in your shipping game 🥰. I read one of your writing about Natasha romanoff and it's too good so I can't wait for you to interpret mine 🤭.
I choose Level 3 .
Fandom :- HARRY POTTER ; MARVEL ; GRISHAVERSE
Pronouns :- She / Her
Personality :- I'm a very down to earth person with a tint of fierceness. I'm an Aries afterall 🤌. I kind of had a rbf . I can be sweet as honey and bitter as bittergourd. Depends on how the other person treats me . I can be your biggest supporter and best friend if you treat me right but if you backstab me then be ready to face your worst enemy . Haha I hope I didn't intimidate you too 😅. Yeah basically this .
Hobbies :- Reading ( I'm a harry potter fan since 2 yes old hahaha) , dancing , researching , Acting , listening to music ( I can't live without it ) , cooking and eating .
Thank you 💖
Want one? Here be the rules 🦋
You don't intimidate me my love, you sound so cool! Thank you for participating <3
Here’s your moodboard x
What your ships have in common:
・Rebellious ・Badass ・Bold ・They're usually in charge ・BDE
𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
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𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 I ship you with Fred Weasley! I think he would match your energy to a T. He's firey, opinionated, bold and knows what he wants. He wouldn't be intimidated by you, but enthralled. He'd feel as though he'd met his match. 
𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠 ⭑ I think Fred would watch you from afar for a little while. You had helped Ginny one day at Hogwarts and that put you in his radar.
⭑ It only took him a week before he stalked upto in a crowded hallway and asked you out.
⭑ Of course you were taken aback, you didn't even think that Fred Weasley knew who you were.
⭑ He likes to call you Princess, and while most people think it’s in a mocking way, he wholeheartedly means it. 
⭑ Likes to tease that he put a love potion in your drink. But you knew a would never do that to you. 
⭑ Doing little pranks on each other, and one time Fred went too far. You absolutely bagged on him and he couldn’t stop apologising. 
⭑ Likes playing with your hair
⭑ He also likes to be the little spoon
⭑ A lot of the time you’re protecting him ... he gets into a LOT of trouble ... particularly when you both leave school
⭑ Close to his family, especially George and Ginny. You like to stay at the Weasley house for the holidays, and your family gets along with his so well
⭑ You have come up with a few ideas for the shop, and Fred feels so glad to include you
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥
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𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 I ship you with Bucky Barnes - it was a toss up between him, Thor and Natasha. Each able to handle their own; nothing makes them feel insignificant. So I went with Bucky! I think opposites would attract here, however, you both have similar qualities like not backing down from a fight, hot-headedness and intimidating.  
𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠 ⭑ Yes, your nickname is Doll/Dollface. Maybe you like it, maybe you don’t - Buck really doesn’t care... 
⭑ He LOVES getting on your nerves. You actually hated each other at first; as you were forced by Sam to work together. 
⭑ He was INSUFFERABLE, always grumpy, never wanting to talk. 
⭑ Until one day, you made him smile. And your stomach suddenly filled with butterflies. Why did you feel this way? Surely ... no ... you couldn’t have - feelings, for Bucky Barnes? The arrogant, cocky, rude son of a bitch who never appreciated you or asked for your help. 
⭑ It wasn’t until one night, you guys (and Sam) went out drinking. You didn’t think the alcohol was affecting you, not until Sam said it was time to go home. You could barely stand up. 
⭑ “Here, drink this.” Bucky held out a bottle of water. 
“Thanks,” you grinned, chugging the rest. 
      “Hey! I was gonn-” Bucky started, but stopped mid sentence and threw his hands up in the air. 
With whatever water that was left in your mouth, you spat it back into the bottle, and held it to the super soldier. 
 “Here.” 
“Thanks.” And without hesitating, he drank the water. ‘
⭑ The sexual tension was so thick ... 
⭑ “I’m just gonna go-” Sam muttered, eyes wide and shaking his head. 
⭑ The missions from here on out were so awkward. And when you threw yourself in front of Bucky, stopping him from getting shot, you lay on your back clutching your shoulder. 
    “The hell you do that for?!” Bucky yelled. 
⭑ You guys kissed. And the relationship grew from there. 
𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞
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𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 I ship you with Kaz Brekker! The absolute king of getting what he wants, he puts Draco Malfoy to shame. He wouldn’t let you walk all over him and neither would be the same for you. There would be mutual respect and I can totally see you guys being crime royalty <3 
𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠 ⭑ You had a particular skill that he needed, so he recruited you into the group. 
⭑ You got on well with Nina, and Jesper. Your presence was always felt. 
⭑ Kaz couldn’t get you out of his head; he did something that he’d never usually do. He felt. 
⭑ He would have to fix a lot of your messes though, because I feel like you wouldn’t take any sexist/racist coments to you or your anyone else. 
⭑ He respects you early on, and it grows when he realises how loyal you are. 
⭑ Invites you into the crow club
⭑ It would be a slow-burn romance, a lot of lingering looks and light touches. 
⭑ He would absolutely OBLITERATE any that said a bad word about you. Like they would no longer exist. Or be mentioned. 
⭑ He likes to have you near
⭑ Very, VERY protective of you
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Dark Danny Should’ve Come Back at Least Once
I think most of the Phandom can agree that The Ultimate Enemy was one of the best Danny Phantom episodes ever made, and for good reason. It was incredibly dark of a kid’s cartoon, especially one made by Bitch Hartman, and on top of that, it provided some very interesting lore and characters. We get to see Danny pushed to his absolute emotional limit in a way that I don’t think the show ever did before, save maybe for My Brother’s Keeper in season 1, and we get our first glimpse at Clockwork, who thanks to @five-rivers fanfic Mortified, has become one of my favorite DP characters. And of course, we get to see Dark Danny, or Dan.
But there’s one little thing about this episode that’s always bothered me: the very ending.
Because at the very end of TUE, we get a shot of the Fenton thermos that Dan is sealed away in rocking back and forth, before Dan’s face forms a massive dent in the side, his laughter echoing as the screen fades to the end credits.
You would think, with an ending like that, that Dan would come back in a later episode. That he would return in the series finale is this last big bad, this final demon for Danny to confront once and for all. 
But that’s not what happens. And it kinda pisses me off.
Dan should’ve come back. We should have gotten at least one more episode with this guy, exploring more of his character, more of his side of the story, anything at all. And you know what would be a great way to do this?
Vlad.
Imagine this, if you will.
Dan makes his escape from Clockwork’s lair, dead set on finishing what he started. Eventually, he discovers Vlad’s portal (let’s say that Vlad decided to rebuild his here) and, upon coming face to face with the man who made him like this in the first place, freaks out. Dan makes an attempt on Vlad’s life, and Vlad just barely manages to escape.
Once Vlad is sure this strange new ghost won’t find him so easily, he realizes that this new ghost had Danny’s insignia on his chest, and puts it together that Danny must be involved in this somehow. 
So Vlad makes his way to Amity Park to confront Danny about this new ghost. Danny assumes that Vlad is there to try to kill Jack or whatever, the two get into a massive fistfight, before Vlad finally tells Danny that he’s only here because a strange new ghost wearing Danny’s insignia popped out of his portal this morning attempting to kill him a second time.
And Danny freezes. He goes from snarky and flippant to sheer, raw terror that has Vlad actually worried. Danny demands to know what this new ghost looks like, and Vlad’s concern turns to fear when Danny’s face goes white with horror because this is the same kid who went up against Pariah Dark without a second thought, who has faced countless ghosts who’s powers could be considered godly with a fearless smile on his face, and Vlad may not have much respect for Danny but he knows what the kid lacks in intelligence he more than makes up for in bravery. 
Meaning that whoever this new ghost is must be incredibly powerful, incredibly horrific, and incredibly dangerous.
Danny tells Vlad to go to Danny’s house and tell them to put the ghost shields surrounding the town up, to not try anything funny, and don’t. Leave. The Shields. No matter what.
For once, Vlad decides to take Danny’s lead. He appears on the Fenton’s doorstep, Armani suit ruffled and hair disheveled, telling them that there is a very powerful ghost making it’s way toward Amity Park and they need to put the ghost shields up now, or risk a Pariah Dark-level threat again. 
Then Vlad makes his way toward the edge of town, because he still hasn’t gotten an answer from Danny as to who exactly that ghost was, and he’ll be damned if he can’t get an answer.
Meanwhile, Danny is just outside the ghost shields, waiting for Dan to arrive. He’s absolutely terrified, because what if Danny isn’t strong enough this time? What if he fails again, like he almost did before Clockwork turned back time? Would Clockwork do that for him again? Would he have to watch his future burn down this present that he’s taken so long to keep up?
Then Dan arrives. Right as Vlad makes it to the edge of the shield. 
And Vlad watches with awe as the two fight. He watches as Danny holds his own against this ghost that had almost decimated Vlad barely 2 hours prior, watches as Danny outmaneuvers, outsmarts this menace, watches as Danny fights tooth and nail in a way that Vlad is sure he’s never seen before, and he realizes that Danny has been holding back. Maybe not at first, maybe not during those first few months, but definitely for a while now, because Danny is holding his own now when Vlad couldn’t.
But then that leaves the question as to why? Why is Danny going all out now? Why was he so scared of this new ghost? More importantly, when did Danny encounter this guy? 
Because he had to have fought this ghost at least once before, to have had that reaction to Vlad’s description. 
And then, he hears the other ghost’s voice, one that sounds like a strange mixture of his and Danny’s, and he hears him say “It doesn’t matter what you do, Danny. You might’ve stopped that explosion, but there are still so many other things that lead to me. A car crash, an unlucky ghost attack, the ecto-filtrator, Vlad getting lucky, all of them could still happen. Your friends, your family, all gone, and you still turn into me.”
And suddenly, everything makes sense. That ghost that Danny’s fighting, that ghost that attacked Vlad, that is Danny, or it was, before something twisted him into an unrecognizable monster, and Vlad has a creeping suspicion that it has something to do with him.  And he realizes that Danny is so much more than he ever gave him credit for. He sees Danny, fighting his own future with a hope that Vlad would call naive if not for the fact that Danny had already thwarted whatever horrible future lead to this at least once before, and he understands that he was wrong about Danny.
Because this? Fighting against the personification of all the worst parts of yourself not once, but at least twice? It would require a maturity, a strength of will that Vlad knows he himself lacks, and he comes to the stunning realization that for all the childish quips and petty pranks, Danny is far more mature than Vlad ever was, far stronger than Vlad ever was.
And then, Danny does the ghostly wail.
And if Vlad was surprised before, then he's absolutely terrified now. That’s enough power to destroy an entire city, that single wail, and the sound is a bone-chilling scream that rubs the older halfa wrong in every way possible because that sound should not come from someone as young as Danny.
And now Vlad is caught between two realizations: that Danny is so much stronger than Vlad could ever be in every sense of the word, and that the only reason Danny is that strong is because he has to be, because he’s a child being forced to go against all manner of ghostly and cosmic horror all on his own, and Vlad suddenly feels intensely guilty because he should’ve been helping Danny, and instead he’s done nothing but make his life harder.
At that point, Jack and Maddie arrive. They freak out because Vlad is so close to Phantom and this other extremely powerful ghost, what the hell is he thinking!? And Vlad is trying desperately to get them to leave, because Danny looks exhausted and Vlad might be an ass, but he’s starting his redemption arc now and that means making sure Danny’s secret, and by extension Danny himself, is safe from his parents. Vlad knows what it’s like to be on an examination table, knows how terrifying it is to have doctors looming over you with knives and bright lights while you have no idea what’s going on, and he’ll be damned if he lets Danny (who he again reminds himself is very much still a child) go through that with his own parents.
But it’s too late. Danny detransforms right there on the street, in full view of Jack and Maddie and everyone else who’s gathered there (Dan’s been sucked back in the thermos at this point).
Danny turns around, covered in scratches and burns and bruises, blood in his mouth from where Dan punched him in the lip, left arm hanging in an unnatural angle, and he sees everyone: He sees Vlad, icy blue eyes so similar to Danny’s own filled with uncharacteristic worry.
He sees Sam and Tucker, both with wide, scared eyes, and he can just barely see the faint shimmer of tears gathering in their eyes.
He sees Jazz, face pale and her knuckles white as she grips the Fenton peeler with all her strength.
He sees Valerie, her helmet down and exposing a flurry of emotions ranging from shock to anger to horror to pain.
He sees his mom and dad, clinging to each other as they stare at Danny, at their son, and come to the realization that their son is dead, their son is a ghost and he has been for a while now and how did they never notice? How could they not notice that they had been shooting at their own son for at least a year now, that their boy had been putting his afterlife on the line for them while also trying to keep up with school, and evade capture by the GIW, all at the same time?
And Danny is scared, he’s so scared, because his parents look horrified of him and they think he’s a monster, and they hate him, because why else would they be looking at him like that?
He feels his fathers arms wrapping around him and he’s sure, he’s so sure that they’re about to haul him off to their lab to be pinned down and dissected by his own parents, because they saw Dan, they saw what he would become, they saw what he is now, they know now. But then his mom and dad start apologizing, because they never noticed, and they should’ve, they should’ve seen that Danny’s low grades and missed curfews and skipped classes were because he was putting his life on the line for everyone in this town over and over and over again. They apologize for not making him feel safe in his own house, because how many times did they rant about dissecting their own son right in front of him? How many times had Jack and Maddie shown Danny a dissected blob ghost and effectively told him that he was the next one on the list? How much hell did their own son have to go through on his own, because his own parents couldn’t see what was right there?
And Danny finally realizes that no, he’s not going to end up on a dissection table, that his parents do accept him as he is now. 
But there’s still this lingering fear because they don’t know. They don’t know what Danny might turn into, and he can’t keep that from them anymore, because Dan is a secret he can’t keep anymore.
Jack and Maddie are confused when their son pulls away, and for a moment they’re worried that Danny’s upset with them, that he’s angry at them, because why wouldn’t he be?
Then they see this nervousness, they see how he’s shaking and tense, and they might not always be able to read the room that well but they can tell that there’s something else going on here that Danny wants to tell them, even if he’s scared to.
So Jack and Maddie ask Danny if he wants to talk about whatever it is back at the house, and Danny says yes, but Vlad, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz should also be there, because Danny needs some level of support and he knows that Vlad won’t stop pestering him about Dan until he tells him.
Valerie steps in at this point, finally getting over her shock to demand to know what the hells going on, was Danny Phantom the whole time? Who was that other ghost? Why did that other ghost say that Danny would turn into him?
Sam and Tucker, who have been through the emotional wringer watching their best friend fight his evil future self, then reveal his identity to his parents, are kinda pissed at Valerie, because Danny’s already stressed out enough as is, she doesn’t need to be adding on to it. A fight almost breaks out between the three of them, which only stopped when Vlad of all people, steps in saying that while Valerie does have a right to know what’s going on, all of this yelling will do nothing but cause problems.
The three simmer down, and they all head over to the Fenton’s house, where Danny tells them everything: the portal, Pariah Dark (Vlad suddenly finds a particularly interesting spot on the floor), and Dan. He tells them about how Jack, Maddie, Jazz, Sam, and Tucker died in an explosion in that timeline, how that timeline’s Danny turned to Vlad to take him in, how Alt!Danny asked Vlad to remove his human half so he wouldn’t feel that pain anymore. How Alt!Phantom had been driven insane by the separation (he leaves out the part where Phantom fuses with Vlad’s ghost half: he’s not sure Vlad wants him to tell them about his halfa status), killing his human half before destroying most of humanity. How Danny had been forced to fight Dan a year ago, when he had attempted to blow up his friends in family in this timeline to ensure Dan’s recreation here.
When he’s finally done, about an hour and a half later, Danny looks around the room: at Valerie, at Vlad, at his best friends, at his sister, at his parents, and he sees not only acceptance, but respect. Pride. Because they saw that Danny was willing to look his fate in the eye, and say that he would change it no matter what. They saw him fight tooth and nail to protect them, they saw him defend them from his own demons with a bravery most grown adults don’t have, much less a 14 year old boy.
And they accept him.
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Okokok here this: april, reader and casey try to prank the boys. How does it go. With who does it fails/success, what was the prank, do they get caught? Do the boys get revenge, and if so, how?
Also, splinter sees it all unfolds, does he just gets himself a snack and watch, or does he tries to subtly join in without getting caught? (We all know hes got a playful side cmon)
Bonus: they try to prank vern too, maybe the boys join in to prank him? What do they do? Does he retaliate?
Okay so I admit I let my brain go nuts on this one, so it's a little long but I was cackling the entire time I was writing it.
TMNT Headcanons
Prank Wars
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Leonardo
In your complete and utter defence, Leo had 100% started this
And also in your defence, you did tell him not to
Twice
But he tricked you into watching a horror movie and ended up dying your hair green
This meant war
You'd even wrapped up April and Casey into it
Their problems were your problems
Which meant that April was the one who convinced Splinter not to say anything to his sons
He was perfectly happy to oblige
Casey was just there to help set things up
And you liked the way his mind worked
The objective wasn't to go unnoticed, there would be no point in doing it and having no proof
You were doing this to prove that you could
Leo had emphasized that he couldn't be distracted
That you were to obvious and clumsy to prank him without him noticing
Challenge fucking accepted
And that's how you ended up at the kitchen table eating lunch with April and Casey when the boys were coming back from meditating with Splinter
April kept having to shove food in her mouth to hide her laughter
Casey just decided to wear sunglasses
And you kept overpowering the urge to smirk
"Hey guys, good to see you. Y/n have you seen my katanas?"
With the obstruction of water in your mouth you just nodded at him, pointing to the other room
He sauntered off, none the wiser to your victorious grin
When he came back in only a moment later his expression had done a complete 180
Leo made direct eye contact with you and you held that stare like a wolf cornered in its den
"does someone want to explain why my katanas are encased in blueberry jello?"
You raised your hand like a child in class
"hate to break it to you, but it's actually berry blue you uncultured bitch"
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Raphael
Ohhhh you were so undeniably dead
A whole other level of six feet under
It wasn't a surprise that April and Casey had backed out on this one
It also wasn't a surprise that Splinter had offered to stand up for you if things went sideways
Donnie even gave you a sheet of paper with a list of hiding spots before hand
All of this went completely unnoticed by Raph, the target of your latest scheme.
And that was fine, you had only one objective here-
Make it out alive
But it was amazing what 1 person could do with some extra cash and internet access
So that's what led you to your current position.
Cross legged on the bench, watching the large red terrapin get ready for his first set, that in itself wasn't unusual, you always watched him lift just in case you needed to run and grab someone if something went wrong
Raph was none the wiser to your plan
At least that's what you thought
Your book was in your lap and you were calmly scanning your pages, somewhat comprehending the words but keeping a very close eye on the turtle across from you
"Hey y/n?"
You peeked over the edge of your book to meet his eyes
And your heart sank to your stomach
"Yeah Raph?"
He smirked at you, taking a lumbering step forward
"You ever seen that episode of the Office where Jim fills Dwight's phone with nickels so when he takes 'em out Dwight punches himself in the face?"
Shit shit shit shit shit shit-
"Uh... No, can't say that I have, why do you ask?"
That damn smile got even wider and all of your muscles tensed, you were ready to bolt
"I'm giving you a fifteen second headstart. Starting right now."
You flew to your feet and sprinted out of the weight room
"DONNIE WE GOTTA CODE RED!"
Your lungs were ready to burst by the time you made it to your decided hiding spot. Heavy footsteps went right underneath you and you held your breath, you wouldn't dare move.
You didn't come down until hours later when Splinter came and coaxed to you out of hiding
But deep down you knew you'd started something you couldn't finish.
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Vern Fenwick
You didn't even have to convince the guys to partake in this
You didn't even get the chance to tell them what you were planning
They were already brainstorming
None of you let a word of it slip to April, she would've shut you down faster than you could blink
A complete buzz kill
But fake blood was relatively cheap and all of Vern's flooring was tile (meaning extremely easy to clean and bleach)
Donnie had really been the mastermind behind the execution, none of you had any idea how he'd rigged the apartment plumbing
But he'd assured you it would only affect Vern's suite and no one else's so you didn't concern yourself with it further
And after the fact you had to wonder what exactly the former cameraman was planning on the date he'd been in the middle of
All you knew was that you got a very frantic call from the falcon himself yelling about blood coming out of his tap and the sink wouldn't shut off and it was everywhere and what the fuck was happening?
You all knew that Splinter thought it was hilarious, he'd never been particularly fond of Vern
But he did make his sons assist in the clean up and bleaching of the victims apartment floor
You went too and offered moral support
Vern had hit on you one too many times, so there was no way you'd feel bad about this
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Michaelangelo
As far as pranking went, you and Mikey were partners in crime
He always had great ideas and you always came up with the best ways to execute those ideas without getting caught
But when you separated those two chaos was guaranteed
You weren't entirely sure how you had been pitted against each other but you weren't entirely mad about it
You couldn't say the same for anyone else though, the others had been on edge all week.
Pranking Mikey was a challenge, he knew how you worked and vice versa
You'd been brainstorming with April for weeks now, maybe a new perspective would help
That's what the two of you told yourselves anyways
Much to your dismay, Mikey and Casey had been plotting against you as well, the traitor.
And perhaps even more unfortunate was the fact that both of your pranks somehow overlapped and backfired on the rest of the family
Because Mikey and Casey may have replaced the family tea set with a edible sugar replica that looked identical to the original
So that when you were asked to make tea for Splinter and Leo it would dissolve the second you poured the hot tea
But they didn't tell anyone else so Leo was left with an impromptu anxiety attack when he made his own tea before sitting down to meditate and it melted into sugary leaf water
And you and April had planned the 'cutting off your finger in the kitchen' with the knife, fake finger, and fake blood
Which in theory should've worked because Mikey was in the kitchen the most, that was his territory
However once you'd started your plan you couldn't stop it
so when you 'cut your finger off' and screamed for Mikey you didn't have time to yell "wait it's a prank!" before Donnie caught a glimpse of the scene and fainted
In your defence you didn't know the purple turtle could move that fast
And to Mikey's relief he was going to throw that cutting board out anyways
Splinter explicitly banned the two of you from pranking each other after that incident
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Donatello
Per your own common sense you had come to the conclusion that pranking the families resident genius was a horribly stupid idea
So for once, you'd practiced some self control and refrained from any pranks involving Donnie
Now that's not to say that the turtle vowed from aiming any pranks towards you
He had morals but messing with you walked the line separating adorable from batshit crazy
And he was all for it
April advised against it severely and even Splinter seemed to think it wasn't the best idea, but that was a lesson his son had to learn on his own
On the flip side, the second Casey heard about Donnie's plan he was all for it
So when you came over for dinner they both had to hide their excited smiles as Casey passed you your spaghetti
He knew it was your favorite
Everyone else was oblivious, which looking back on it was a very bad thing
April had her suspicions that Donnie was pulling something this evening, but she couldn't put her finger on it
That wasn't until you swirled a mouthful of noodles around your fork and shoved it into your mouth, you were starving
Here lies your predicament-
You swallowed thickly and blinked like you were in pain, your hand went to your throat and you reached for your water, ending up chugging almost the entire bottle.
Your eyes met Donnie's in a serious type of concern
"Is there hot sauce in this?"
April choked on her breadstick and quickly covered her mouth
Casey hadn't picked up on it yet
"Awh yeah- how'd you figure it out so quickly?"
You erupted in a coughing fit that sent April rushing to your side before you could tumble to the floor
"You fucking assholes! Y/N has a capsaicin allergy! Casey go start the car we need to get them to the hospital!"
On the bright side you were fine after you were rushed to the ER
But you didn't speak to Donnie or Casey for two weeks following the accident
You eventually forgave them for it and they haven't targeted you since
Sorry if it got a little dark at the end, but I felt like it was more realistic. Also that has actually happened to me but it was a nut allergy (and that's how I found out I was allergic to cashews) But I feel like the ending was a good example of how pranking someone can go horribly wrong, you should always consider the possibilities before doing something that could cause harm to a person. (Unless they really really deserve it)
I really enjoyed writing this one and I hope you guys like it as much as I do! 😁🧡👍
-Mars 🌠
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asexualdrago · 3 years
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FNAF SB: Montgomery and Gregory
The ball fell into the hole as a number 14 glowed in illuminated lights. “Hole in one” he muttered to himself. His joints and gears felt stiff. Almost hurting at times but as a performer he had to keep up his work and make the kids happy. He waltzed over to the hole and picked his ball up to head over to the next hole but stopped when he felt something touch his shoulder pad. He jumped and snarled at them. Only to realize it was only Glamrock Chica. “Hey Chic, sorry about that.” 
Chica had her feathered hand over her chest in a way as if grabbing her chest to soothe pounding heart. “Geez Monty, what was that for?” She noticed him rolling his shoulders and stretching his neck. “You ok? You seem tense. Cheese and crackers, your wires are stiff!” Monty only rolled his eyes and shook her hand off his shoulder. “I can’t get tense Chica. I am made of metal. And what do you want? I am busy.” He growled his last sentence to her. Her response was to put her hands on her hips. Almost resembling an annoyed mother. “Don’t get an attitude with me. Vanessa just notified us that she’s bringing Gregory over again to see all of us. That’s why I came here to tell you.” She said with a glare. Monty would admit that she could be scary at times. Sure he was the strongest of the group and argue with Freddy sometimes and fight with Roxanne but there was no way he could take on Chica when she was angry. 
Some kind of “mother hen” instincts or something like that. “Sorry momma,” with another roll of his eyes. Chica just shook her head. “Look, just... try to relax and be nice to Gregory when he gets here alright? I don’t want Freddy or Vanessa hassling you later for being rude.” He merely nodded and went back to his golfing. He could feel that Chica was still staring at him. Not out of irritation but in concern over her friend. He could hear her metal feet pound against the fake grass and walk out of his golf course. He rolled his head to stretch his wires and pulled his arms over his head. “Gregory’s coming over huh?” 
He would’ve guess that the kid would have stayed away or better yet be terrified of them after what happened but the kid surprised him. He was still shy of them but he was still able to interact with them and play with them. Well most of them. The child was still timid of Montgomery. Maybe it was because the alligator was much more intimidating than the others. He was more of punk, get physical kind of guy, or gator. Taking a look into his room, many people would get an idea of what he was like, or assume what he was like. Taking aim he putted his ball. He wasn’t really the emotional type. Watching it roll towards its goal and once again, another hole in one. 
He could feel his gears tensing again. He growled in pain grabbing onto his bicep. “Time for a break.” He grabbed his ball and golf club and went to his green room to relax for a bit. Before he could he heard two voices coming his way. He turned his head over to the left to see the nightguard, Vanessa and Gregory walking together as they were talking. “I am not sure about that Greg. But you can ask them.” Vanessa told them as she ruffled his hair and went off to do her job. Leaving Gregory alone as she called Monty over to watch him. “W-what? Why? Isn’t he your responsibility?” He argued. “You guys entertain kids don’t you? Besides I have to secure the place, be nice to him alright.” And just like that she walked away. He threw his arms in the air and shouted “The hell?!” after her. “Are you serious? Our regular nightguards don’t pull this shit!”
Vanessa shouted as she was a few meters away “I have work to do!” Gregory’s shy demeanor appeared and shyly smiled at Monty. “H-hi Monty.” The animatronic nodded at him. He looked around expecting Freddy or at least Chica to watch him but none of the gang were around. He swore to himself that he’ll get her back for that.
He felt kind of out of place. When he did interact with Gregory it was very awkward as he would usually hide behind the bear animatronic or hide his face when he is holding him in his brawn arms. It was as if the kid was intimidated by him, which was no doubt in his head. Like he was going to eat him or something. Which was, in his opinion, was impossible as he had no way of swallowing no less chewing anything. Biting, sure. But that’s all he could do. He rubbed his snout and groaned as he felt his gears grind and the pain shot up his left arm. 
Gregory noticed and asked if he was ok. “Just tired kid,” he responds. He rolled his shoulders and placed his golf club back into his golf club pack. When his back was turned he felt something grab onto his tail. He jerked and turned around to see him holding his tail. Actually his was very close to him and tried holding his tail for comfort. He wondered why he was clinging to him only to hear shifting gears and what sounded like metallic laughter. He immediately knew who it was. “Son of a bitch.” He murmured. Looking at the green room entrance to see a thin, jester like animatronic. It’s fabric colors consisted of dark shades of blue and had golden stars plastered on its body. Its face plate was in the shape of a crescent moon. Along with bright red eyes. A huge grin plastered on its face. “Hiya Gregory,” it cheered. The animatronic was named Moondrop. 
“What ya want? I am in no mood for your games.” The moon animatronic giggled and said “I know, I just came to say hello~” He crept closer to Gregory in a slow playful manner. But to Gregory it was down right scary! He clung closer to Monty and tried to hide from him. Unknowingly Monty wrapped his tail around the boy and help him close. “Not in the mood, and while your at it,” He squares his shoulders to seem more intimidating. “Don’t try to pull any pranks.” “I wasn’t. Tiiiiiillllllll NOW!” Monty felt something tug at him as Gregory was snagged from tail and taken out of the green room by the sun animatronic Sunnyrise. “Hey!” He yelled as chased after them. “Monty! Help!” Sunnyrise was slightly bigger than Moondrop and carried him with slight ease. 
They jumped from metal beam to pipeline making sure his balance was on point. “Freddy!” He cried. Hoping the bear animatronic would hear him and come save him. He tried to struggle and get out of the sun animatronic’s grip but as thin as it appeared to be, it was stronger than it originally looked. “Put me down! Please!” He begged. “In a minute, lets mess with gator boy for a bit!” The sun animatronic laughed in response to Moondrop’s answer to the boy’s plea. 
He felt a bit nauseous from the frantic movements before he landed on something soft. He realized it was a pillow. A large pile of them actually. Mainly consisting of two types of styles, moon and stars, sun and clouds. The duo jumped down in front of him and the boy began to whimper as he tried to back away from them. Although no longer controlled by Vanny or that Glitchtrap character, that didn’t mean he felt comfortable with them. “MOONDROP! SUNNYRISE! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? BRING THE KID BACK NOW! I MEAN IT!” He hoped that he would come to find him. He heard another voice along with Monty’s. It was Chica’s voice, “Gregory? Where are you sugar dot?” 
Gregory called out to them as he heard low growls. He heard what sounded like clanging on metal to see Monty climbing the ramp the three were on. “Monty be careful!” Chica shouted after him as she is afraid that he or Gregory would get hurt. “Coming up!” He shouted. Sunnyrise and Moondrop laughed comically and abandoned ship. “W-what the- get back here!” He reached out to snag at least one of them but they were too far out of reach. “Damn!” He looked over to Gregory. “You good?” The boy nodded. He tried to pull him over the ledge as he was, although won’t admit it, scared to fall. He hated high heights. Gregory came closer to him and grabbed his right arm to pull him up. But being an animatronic made of dense metal it wasn’t an easy task. “Don’t strain ya self kid. I’m toov heavy for ya to pull.” 
Gregory didn’t listen and kept pulling as Monty pulled himself up. Gusts of air seeping through the cracks of his metal plates. “Monty? Gregory? You boys alright?” “We’re ok.” Gregory answered. Tired from his attempts to pull Monty. “Can you get down?” “You for real? It was a hassle for me to get up here! I doubt I can climb down, no less with the kid on my back! Screw that shit!” He can hear Chica shouting angrily “Language!” Monty rolled his eyes and sighed. Falling backwards and laying his back on the pillows Gregory didn’t say anything and hid a small smile in the form of a yawn. He was actually tired. He was hanging out with Roxanne as Freddy was busy and Chica was helping him. He wanted to ask him about them having dreams or better yet nightmares but didn’t how to phrase it. He asked Roxanne and she told him she would dream sometimes but didn’t give thorough details.
“H-hey Monty?” “Yeah kid?” He thought for a minute before saying “Can you dream? Or have nightmares?” Monty sat up and looked at him. A confused expression or so it seems, appeared on his face plates. “Why ya asking?” Gregory’s face said it all. “You had a nightmare? Is that why you’re asking? What does it have to do with us?” The boy shyly nodded. Gregory fiddled with his shoelaces and said in a low tone “It was about you.” It would be an exaggeration to say that his jaw dropped. It was about him? He had a nightmare about him? Why? “Monty! Gregory! I’ll be back with help! Don’t do anything!” 
Chica’s voice was drowned out by the awkward silence between them. He didn’t know what to say. He thought about his restless nights after the incident. The feeling of his body being controlled by a living virus. He was still there but as a passenger and watched in horror in what happened and he attempted to do. Especially to the boy. He couldn’t stop himself no matter how much he fought for control. He could hear its taunts and demonic laughter as it held him as a host till its body was complete. It still scares him. “Yeah Gregory, we...we can dream....we also have....bad dreams you could say.” The boy looked at him stunned. “You can? I asked Roxy about it and she said she would get strange dreams but didn’t explain much to me.” Monty nodded. 
“Well I wouldn’t say they are dreams...more like processed memories. Mainly what we experienced during the day and they are placed in our processors. Mainly to replay like a movie.” “So its a movie in your head?” “Hell if I know, its a guess of mine. There were even times I get weird dreams like I don’t know, like a large chicken chasing me around and pecking at me for cursing. I didn’t even think it was possible as...well...I am a machine.” Gregory giggled. “Was the large chicken Chica?” “Maybe~” He laughed. “But in all seriousness, what was your nightmare about? Why me?” Gregory took a deep breath, he won’t hurt you. He told him what he remembered. From playing golf together to Vanny possessing him with the malware and him killing him by biting down on his head. Monty stared horrified. “That’s your nightmare?” The boy nodded. Not looking up. 
“I...I didn’t realize. Jesus kid, that must’ve been scary for ya. Can’t imagine how that would’ve felt for ya.” “After that nightmare, I wanted to know if you had nightmares yourself, since you seem so...so...” “Sentient?” “Uh...I guess so.” “The gang and I even have bad dreams ourselves. I don’t understand the reasoning for it but it does happen. Sometimes its scary and we’ll forget about it as there isn’t much to it y’know. Just a fluke dream, but some are more horrifying than expected. So terrifying that even I can’t sleep.” “Monty? Do you have bad dreams and refuse to sleep? I did that when I came home...that day... I didn’t want to sleep as I was afraid to see Vanny and Glitchtrap laughing at me and taunt me, and having images of...what they did.” He shivered due to the cold and the sickening feeling of dread. He knew that feeling all too well. 
Monty noticed and grabbed a blanket he was sitting on. He guessed Gregory never saw it as he was distracted by the twins. Well since bearball isn’t here and Chica isn’t here...I’ll try to comfort him till they come by and get us down. I hope they don’t see this. He reached out his tail and wrapped it around the boy’s waist and wrapped him up in the blanket and held him in his lap. Gregory was confused and looked up at him. “I know kid. It’s not easy to confront or deal with. What happened was traumatizing for you and us. I wouldn’t blame you having nightmares after that day.” Gregory reached out and hugged the gator around his neck and nuzzled his lower jaw. “I don’t blame you either. I bet you were scared too. And I remember what Freddy told me about you all being family.” Monty was stunned. The child was actually hugging him. The one kid who was intimidated by him, was hugging him. “He did huh?” “He said I was a part of that family too. Which means that I would consider you as an older brother, Roxy an older sister, Chica and Freddy as the mom and dad.” “Well,” He ruffled his hair making his chuckle. “I guess you are our little brother eh?” 
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Chica and Freddy managed to get Vanessa to grab the ladder from storage to help the two get down. Well, mainly Monty as they would just get Sunnyrise or Moondrop to grab Gregory and set him down nicely. “Are they alright?” Freddy shrugged. “Have you seen the twins?” he asked. She nodded no. “Nope, not after Monty chased after them.” Vanessa set the ladder and made sure it was stable. “Well wherever they are, they might get their due later.” “Gregors? Monty? You guys ok?” Roxy looked towards the platform but didn’t see anything. 
Vanessa told Freddy to hold the ladder and climbed up. “Be safe, the twins might be around to scare you.” Roxy said. “God I hope not!” Vanessa shouted down to her. When she reached the ledge, she had to hold back a laugh. Right in front of her was something she never thought she’ll ever see. It was Montgomery Gator, the big, tough brute of the group cuddling little Gregory. He was wrapped up in the big arms of the animatronic and she could’ve swore that his tail was wagging slowly. “Oh! This is adorable!” Gregory was wrapped in a blanket and his head was nestled under Monty’s chin. She reached out and took out her phone. Making sure the flash was off and taking a picture of the duo before coming down to show the others. Who would’ve known that the big gator was a huge softy sometimes? Was he going to kill for it? Maybe? Was it worth it? Oh yes it was!
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winterwolf0916 · 4 years
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𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿
Jason Todd x Tamaran! Reader
Requested by anon: Hiya! I love your blog so much, and I just was wondering, if you're taking requests right now, could I request some Jason Todd x a Tamaranean reader? Like maybe she stowed away to earth when Kory made a trip to Tamaran and she's really cute and sweet and enthusiastic and fun and she had no family back home so Kory's like yeah alright you can be my sidekick and she has to get used to life on earth and meets Jason as Robin and they become friends to lovers to oh no he fuckin dead to lovers again?
Warning: Fluff, Angst, Language, Mentions of Death, Slow Burn & oh! did I mention fluff?
A/n: My heart... Also, I pray and hope you enjoy this one, love. This took me a while to finish but I got it done and I got carried away it. I wont lie, my writing isn’t the best but I hope this is something you what wanted or close to it.
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Kori loves your company
You were like the little sister she never had
A better sister than Blackfire of course 
When she brought you to earth you were so amazed at everything
It looks so lively and green.
Flying around and feeling the cool waters from the ocean, the beautiful smell of the flowers and pines from the trees, and the shiny reflection on the buildings.
As Kori was going to take a visit to the cave to see Dick for a mission, she brought you along for an introduction.
He looked scary once you were brought inside.
“Kori! So nice to see you again. Oh, who’s this?” Dick glanced at your direction as you hid behind her like a scared kitten. 
“Ah, this is Y/n L/n. A Tamaranean like me.”
“Hello y/n. I’m Nightwing.” You were mostly afraid of the masks because you haven’t seen anyone like him with that sort. 
Dick noticed your fear then he took it off, causing you to relax a little, and shook your hand. “It’s so nice to have you on Earth.” You only nodded your head with a small smile. But there was a large slam of a door and stomping onto the stairs.
“Son of a bitch! Son a crusty no good bitch!” 
“Jason. We have guests.” This… ‘Jason’ took a glance at their direction before giving a frown. Once again, you hid your figure behind Kori’s, scared onto the boy
Dick apologized to the two of you and went off to lecture his younger brother. 
Kori only sighed and notified you that this was normal of him before Dick came back.
“Don’t worry about him, he’s just having another rough day with our dad. Jason please come greet them!” He rounded a corner with his mask on and his suit with an imprinted R. 
“Robin. Pleased to meet you.” He sounded so irritated that he wanted this introduction to be over with.
Still in uneasiness with the mask, Dick quickly nudged his younger brother urging him to take it off.
Jason didn’t. 
He just walked past you guys and left the cave on his motorbike.
Oh how much ass whopping he’s gonna get from Dick.
The second encounter happened at the Titans tower.
You finally learned how to control your powers and perform such combat ability that you never knew you could do.
Dick and Kori were like parents in the Tower.
You really loved the Titans
Raven may be dark but you both have such a strong friendship due to your trauma back in Tamaran and hers with her father
You suffered from a torturous experiment that left you with very similar yet slightly different powers than Kori. 
Also you both love books
Garth always makes you laugh. 
When training he turns into a gorilla to lift a good 3000 pounds while you could lift a good 70 tons making him go EEK!
He would make very disappointing puns but it always amuses you while everyone cringes at the dinner table.
Cyborg is like an older brother to you. 
You would sometimes help him with the mechanics and lift heavy parts around while he rants about his day and he would also cheer for you when you’re sparring
They were the closest friends while the rest of the members adore you and your sweet personality
But when Jason came along with Dick for a small mission for a few weeks, you immediately locked yourself in your room.
The Titans were concerned 
You were so marvelous and bubbly to all guests. Even to the infamous Batman!
Did the small bastard do something to make you like this?
Planning murder
But Dick and Kori knew why
After a lecture with the boy, Jason came by your dorm at night, still in uniform, knocking on your door, you didn’t open up, only listened from the inside
“I’m sorry.” It wasn’t sincere really. “I know we started off on the wrong foot, um…” his hand went through his hair in frustration that he needed to do this. “Since we're working together, we’re going to need to become trusting of one another….I’ll...see you tomorrow I guess.” That was awkward of him.
As footsteps faded down the hallway, you started to give a small smile.
You start to warm up to him.
But when he starts doing the little things, the two of you grew a bond. 
By little things, I mean correcting your moves when sparring, telling you stories of his previous missions, listening to you, exposing embarrassing stories about Dick, bringing you your favorite meals in a large amount because you’re a big eater, and lots of others.
When you first saw him without his mask, you were floating above him, pulling his face closer to yours while admiring the beautiful color of his eyes. 
“Your eyes are the most gorgeous color I’ve seen here on Earth.” 
Oh how your face fell when he had to leave. 
Don’t get me started with Jason, he began to be more hostile when sparring with others
There was a time when he took out his feelings on a sand bag while Garth and Cyborg were questioning what that bag ever did to him.
Of course the ‘parents’ took notice of this and Dick would purposely bring you to the cave or Jason to the tower.
The two of you have such a friendship that you would sometimes prank one another yet enjoy each other's silence.
Carnivals or nights out in the city were always a blast.
Whenever the two of you would see each other, you would fly to him in a swift manner that he would sometimes stumble back to regain balance from the impact. 
Soon, a single touch from him exchanging a book to you, caused you to feel such an electric current.
His smile and laughter made your heart paced faster than the speed of light
His cocky attitude and sweet side made your nine stomachs filled with butterflies.
You panicked and told Kori about it while she was sitting on her couch smiling as you explained.
“You like him y/n.” “Well of course! He’s my friend isn’t he?” “Oh dear, you’ll need to sit down for this.”
Wait, there is a different emotion called attraction?
AND IT DOESN’T STOP?
The more time you’ve spent with Jason, the more your ‘attraction’ feels stronger.
You would sometimes daydream the two of you blossoming into a relationship like Dick and Kori.
“Did you hear that Kori and Dick broke up again?” Raven stated before taking a sip of her tea. “What is this, ‘breaking up’ ?” you asked with curiosity yet wonder about this new term
When Raven sighed and gave details about it, you were 100x more terrified about the idea of a relationship
What if you and Jason will experience the same if you both ever become a couple?
You tried to distract the feeling of disheartenment with your enthusiasm
But of course, the feeling always returns
Your legs were pressed to your chest as you gaze at the ocean and it’s crystal shimmers of the moonlight, still in thought about your feelings. Jason found you on the rooftop of the tower since he figured something was wrong for the past week
As he questioned it, you asked, “Jason have you ever liked a girl that is a friend?” His foot on the edge of the building nearly slipped once you asked.
“I mean...yeah, there are times when I really liked her.” 
“Do you still have feelings for one?”
“Very.” 
“Really!? Who?” You were excited but felt such pain in your heart.
This boy choked onto her request. But he spoke, spoke about this ‘mystery’ girl. How adorable she is and brightening everyone’s day when it has been horrid, including his own. How he admires her caring behavior whenever someone was hurt. He really likes her and would like to take her out one day. 
“Her name is Y/n.” 
“What a wonderful name she has.”
“You do know I was talking about you, right?” 
“Yes yes, she does have- wait what?” 
Dreamy sigh
Ah yes
Young love
Kori wasn’t all surprised as she and Dick saw the two of you were walking in the streets of the city, hand in hand. She was delighted.
Dick was thrilled to see the two together yet gave Jason, the talk, if he ever does something stupid to you
The Titans congratulated the two and some exchanged money with one another after losing a bet
After a couple of months, Jason had to leave for a classified mission that’ll last a couple of weeks. 
As he said his goodbyes, you gave a kiss to his cheek before rushing back inside and leaving him smiling to himself.
It was lonely for the past couple of weeks but the worst part was when it turned to a few months.
Dick headed to Gotham four weeks after Jason left.
You were frightened about your boyfriend’s well being
As Dick returns to the tower, he doesn’t look the same.
You thought he was acting in such a behavior to surprise you that Jason is back.
“Y/n...we need to talk.”
 “Ok?” Kori gave a concerned glance at Dick’s direction, clearly unsure of how you’ll take the announcements. “What? Why are you both so silent? Please tell me.” You have had such a glowing smile, ready to hear it. The prank.
“Look, I know you and Jason are in a relationship but I have some...news.” 
“I’m listening.” Your foot tapped in excitement while Dick grew uneasy.
“Four...four weeks ago, we located Jason in an abandoned warehouse. He was held captive there for God knows how long by the Joker. And, as Bruce headed to rescue him…” you wanted to laugh at how far Dick was taking this. 
Except, he wasn’t pretending
“...He was too late. The warehouse exploded and my... Jason...passed away. I’m so sorry Y/n.” He added. You clapped your hands and giggled
“Amazing job! Brava! What an incredible and creative prank Dick. Very impressive. Now where is he so I can finally owe him a real kiss.”
The adults were silent. You took their silence as part of the prank and rushed to the bottom of the tower to find him.
But he wasn’t there. 
“Ok I checked the 50 floors below us but don’t worry, I bet he’s on the roof. He’s always there.” You returned to the room where Kori and Dick sat you in.
“This isn’t made up.” Raven and a few others entered the room, you could see it in their eyes they weren’t faking but you still denied it. “He passed away y/n.”
“No he didn't...He isn’t...Jason! You can come out now! Jason?” You flew to the roof. 
As you searched and it was empty that was when your stomach dropped. 
“Jason!” You flew around the area. The more you searched, the heavier your heart became. As you landed on the roof and heard the doors open, you glided to Dick. “Where is he?”
“I’m sorry.”
“No…no no... this is a game, right? When I check the floors again he’ll be there, right?... Dick?” He pulled your hand and placed something on your palm.
“He’s gone Y/n. I’m so...so sorry.” Glancing to the object placed on your palm, your entire being froze at the sight. 
From what you’re told, the R emblem is one of the only parts that are the easiest to clean and the least damaged on Jason’s suit after all of his missions.
What Dick gave you was the exact emblem but it was badly dented, burnt marks covered the R, scratch marks on the front and back while most of the edges are chipped.
Your legs gave weight as you fell to the floor, holding his badge close to your chest, and screamed your lungs out. Your vocals were so powerful that they made half of the windows on the Tower shatter. Tears made their way down from your cheeks to the floor as your eyes turned in a y/f/c glow. 
You flew off, for time alone to grieve it all. When Kori found you, you broke down even harder in her arms
You weren’t going to turn to revenge.
Even though you saw it in Dick and a few others, you couldn’t.
Kori taught you revenge isn’t the answer along with the new Robin or better known as Tim drake
You weren’t happy Jason was replaced but continued with your bright personality.
But during the nights, you felt so empty and numb. 
Why 
Out of all people, why did Jason leave you
Your family and friends died due to the violence of the leaders that experimented on you.
But now the person you loved most?
More pain was placed on your shoulders.
You grieved and mourned whenever you’re alone or with Kori. 
Two months later, you decided to explore the world on your own. 
Saving Earth, countries, and other planets from danger. 
Yet discovering the beauty onto nearly every destination
This continued for four years before you were called to Gotham for a meeting.
You greeted the Titans, other heroes you’ve met during your travels, and the bat family before the meeting starts
When it was over, you felt someone’s eyes on you.
As you located the orbs burning on your figure, you found a man with extreme built, a red helmet covering his entire head, a scarlet colored bat emblem imprinted on his black suit, and a coffee leather jacket.
You were confused as to why his eyes were wide and his body leaned forward as if he had found gold.
“Kori, why is he staring over here? Do I have something in my hair?” As your beloved best friend glanced at the man you were referring to, she let out a pearly smile.
“I think he likes you.” She snickered as you rolled your eyes. 
In the past, some of your friends tried to set you up with many men. Key word: tried. It’s not that you didn’t want to, it just didn’t feel right. You did try to fall for them but it just doesn’t last. 
“Very funny.”
“I’m not joking. He’s looking at you like, in slang terms, a ‘snack’.” You chuckled at her before returning your gaze to the mystery man. But the color of his helmet was not present to your sight, instead, the sight of an exit door closing.
You saw him once again during a mission on a tropical island.
Someone was making hybrids based on DNA from different heroes around the world.
So here you were… 
Approaching the scene as the infamous Red Hood was getting choked by a 9 foot tall creature before you scared it off with a blast of your powers.
“Need a hand, big boy?” You reached out your arm, waiting for him to take it. He was hesitant.
“...Sure.” He took it and you couldn’t help but feel slightly surprised of how tall he was
As you found Kori and gave her a hug, you joined the team till the mission finished.
You really loved being in the group. 
But mostly enjoyed the company of Red Hood.
There was something about him that made you smile warmly as he progressed with his idiotic plan
Kori and Roy offered for you to be an Outlaw and you gladly accepted
But the third member wasn’t all too happy about it.
The four of you all reserved an Overwater Bungalow resort on the island
A week later, you heard arguing from Kori’s home while you and Roy brought food.
“I don’t understand you, why won’t you tell her already?” Her voice muffled by the walls of the hut.
“She’s not ready.” His voice in the room as well
“Y/n has been far too ready to know who you really are.” You haven’t heard Kori this angry in ages and what did they mean about you knowing?
“You don’t understand.”
“Oh I understand plenty,” You and the red head’s eyes widen at her sass. “How long can you keep this act up? This, I want to hide this because I want to protect her, act? Your brother used that on me a few times, hmph, always knows when to make a woman angry.”
Brother? But the only brother you know she dated was-
“Don’t compare me to Dick, Kori.”
Oh...Shit…
Roy put two and two together and oh shit! He remembered his best friend mentioning a girl before his sudden death. Roy glanced at you as your eyes were wide and glossy at the truth. He kicked the door open causing the two heads to turn while you were hidden outside of the hut with your head down.
How could you not notice it before… Red Hood not revealing himself under the helmet when he was in legit trunks, constantly putting distance between the two of you, displeased when you joined the outlaws, and the worried glances between him and Kori!
“Got the food!” As Roy set the meals down and you entered the room, the air was so intense you could cut it with a knife.
“I’m not that hungry so I’m going to my room.” Kori glared at the helmet man, causing him to release a sigh.
“Do you-”
“Perfect! Now take these,” Roy gave a bag of two take outs to him and led the unresolved pair outside. “Have a good night.” He shut the door closed leaving you and the vigilante in silence.
“I can take the bag.”
“You sure?” 
“Yes.”
It was so awkward the walk back to your huts.
He tries to make the situation lighter but it was no use.
All of that pain you felt years ago, returned and after realizing who he is...It felt so much worse.
“Hey y/n, do you want to know the story of my first kiss?” What is he trying to do now?
“That's pretty sweet! Random but sweet! Go on.” He paused in place under a shadow of a hut as a thick cloud covered the sun. His hand traveled to the back of his helmet and a sudden click was heard before steam escaped from the open cracks of his mask. It was dark and you couldn’t see his full features.
“It was a normal day, I was carrying some groceries with my butler but got lost in the crowd due to my sleep deprivation. And the craziest thing happened when I was struggling to find him, a cute y/h/c girl with bright y/e/c eyes came up to me and spoke a language I’ve never heard in my life. So I tried to understand her words but I was so clueless before she pulled my face and gave me a smooch.” Your stomach did a flip as you realized why the story was so familiar to you. “She apologized when she was done but spoke english. As she left me there completely bamboozled… I wondered, ‘I don’t know what the hell that was about but will I see her again?’ then my butler found me.”
It's a memory. Your memory and his. You dropped the bag.
“Jason.” As the darkness unsheathed and the sun’s light was visible, he took a couple of steps towards you and gosh… You didn’t realize how much you missed him when your eyes began to sting, shoulders dropped, and your bottom lip shaking.
You took flight and bolted in his arms. 
“It’s you… it's really...you asshole.” you shoved him lightly while Jason expected the worst. “Asshole. Asshole. Asshole!” Every curse is a light punch on his chest. 
“Easy...Easy!” He held your two hands by the wrists. “When did you learn how to curse?!”
“When you were dead!” Your eyes were covered by your signature y/f/c glow and tears streamed down your face.
“Calm down.”
“Calm down? I may be an alien and I may be nice, but I have feelings too. Feelings when we shared that first kiss, held hands, waiting for you to come back...hearing that awful news about you…” Your arms dropped and your head lowered. “And I’m feeling angry at you right now for not saying anything!” 
In all honesty, he really wanted to tell you. But he didn’t know how you would take it. He's not the exactly the same when he was a teenager and he’s been through so much as Red Hood that he doesn’t want the bad guys to target you and your superhuman abilities. But his feelings for you didn’t shrink a single centimeter. It grew. Grew that he was so close to return to you and kiss you like there is no tomorrow. 
“Didn’t...Haven’t you felt the same of how I felt for you, Jason? Did you hate me that much to leave me and start a new life? To get away from me?” You questioned as the glow in your eyes dimmed down to your y/c/e orbs but your water works didn’t stop. You were still shaking, thinking of how Jason never loved you. How he made you feel pain for years. 
He made you feel like a human. Being an alien on Earth was quite lonely. But Kori was there with you through it all. But when Jason, a human, made you feel like you’re a human… You didn’t care about the negativity as much, you focused onto the positives. You discovered things about yourself from a different perspective. You learned how to love.
A warm embrace and the sun falling behind the horizon made your entire being warmer than the heat of the light beams. Your fingers trailed under his jacket to feel his body heat.
“Not even close.” He pulled a little before resting his forehead on yours. “It was the opposite and more. I just didn’t want you to see me in my dark life. I died and came back from the dead, every minute feeling empty. But once I learned more about myself, I wanted to change for the better. But I made so many rough decisions, that I couldn’t come back to you yet until I fixed them. I didn’t want you to love a mistake.”
“Shhh.” You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer, running your fingers through his hair. “You’re never a mistake, only a good man who tried his best. The only thing that matters now, is that you’re here.” His teal orbs flickered to yours, your heart skipping a beat by the sight of your favorite colored eyes once again.
The sun was engulfed, the light dimmed till the sky was navy, and the stars were sprinkled all around the two silhouettes under the moon. The lock of your lips to his were the answer to your reunion.
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sanchoyo · 3 years
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danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)
-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.
-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.
-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??
-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)
-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.
-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.
-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)
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-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(
-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.
-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)
-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...
-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know
-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.
-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)
-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.
-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights
-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.
-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu
-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.
-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.
-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...
-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.
-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??
-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???
-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.
-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3
-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!
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-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(
-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!
-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.
-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...
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meltwonu · 4 years
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| 🎃 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖍 🎃 |
↪ ✦ bitch ✦
this chapter pairing; warlock!seungkwan x witch!reader
genre&warnings; warlock!seungkwan, witch!reader, enemies!au(not hate fucking tho), hallucinations/tripping, high sex, cockwarming, overstimulation, forced orgasm, the smallest bit of switch!seungkwan, dirty talk ���
notes; it’s the way the draft for this chapter was completely different for me 🤪 He was a lot meaner in the draft but my natural thought was like HE WOULDNT BE THAT MEAN 😩😩 lmao fjkhkfh also can we just have a laugh at the fact seungkwan was doing a we remember kpop vlive and todays his monster mash fic day? thank u sir for all the content 🤣💕 As always, thank you for your interest with Monster Mash~ 3 chapters left! Say a prayer that maybe drunk me will post the last three in order!!! Have a great weekend! Be safe!! I love you!!! 💕 👻 🎃 
word count; ~1700
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - x - x - x
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we do things a different way;
it’s up to you and it’s up to me
i’m your bitch, you’re my bitch!
boom, boom!
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You hurry down the dirt path towards the small home where you knew Seungkwan would be; adrenaline coursing through your veins.
Of course this would happen.
You let out a frustrated noise, hoping that you were right in assuming Seungkwan had taken the spell book from your own home; there was no time to waste if your assumptions were wrong.
“That fucking bastard, I swear when I get my hands on him!” Mumbling angrily, you enter the clearing in front of his small abode; hands balled up into fists at your sides.
In fairness, part of it was probably your fault for leaving the spell book unattended and without a protection spell to keep it safe, but also, you’d only been gone for about ten minutes.
Unfortunately, that’d been enough time for Seungkwan to sneak in and take the book for himself.
You’d known Seungkwan for a while now and you’d even go so far as to say from your early teens. He was always using his magic for silly pranks and while he’d never done anything harmful with his magic yet, there were definitely spells in your spell book that could be used for harm if in the wrong hands.
You march up to his door, forcing it open as you storm in.
“Where the fuck are you, Seungkwan!?”
Scanning the small space, you walk around, no sign of the male anywhere in sight. You head up the small set of stairs to the second floor; noting one of the two doors was cracked open slightly with light coming from inside.
You all but sprint towards it, flinging the door open as you find Seungkwan holding a vial of liquid with the spell book open in front of him on the table. “You son of a bitch, Seungkwan!”
“Hey, wait, don’t----”
You slap the vial out of his hands as it knocks another one off of the table, plumes of purple and red smoke filling the air as the two of you start to cough violently. “Fuck, why did you do that!?” He shouts, trying to cover his mouth and nose from the odd smelling smoke.
“What the hell are you trying to do!?” You scream back, eyes watering as you, too, try to cover your mouth and nose.
“Fuck!” His fingertips wrap around your wrist as he tugs hard, pulling you out of the room and into the one directly across from it. He slams the door once the two of you are inside, coughs and gags filling up the space.
“Seungkwan, what---what the hell!? What was t-that!?” You shoot him an incredulous look, brows furrowed when he starts to look a little weird in your eyes.
Did Seungkwan always have four eyes? Or was it eight?
“Damn it!” Seungkwan mutters, sitting down on the bed in the middle of the room. “It was just one of your stupid illusion spells, okay? And maybe if you didn’t slap the damn vial out of my hands and make it knock off whatever god knows was in that other vial, I wouldn’t be seeing two of you right now!”
“Wait? You’re----You’re seeing t-things too?”
“Well, duh. I mean I don’t think it’s supposed to be quite like this but then again neither of the liquids in those vials were meant to mix on the floor either.”
You stumble over to the bed where Seungkwan sits, mouth hanging open as you stop in front of him. Leaning down, you stop until you’re face to face with him, shaky fingers reaching out to touch his cheeks where his other two eyes seemed to be.
“You have, um, four eyes?” You whisper.
“Oh, god. What did those vials do.” Groaning, he flops back onto the bed. “I don’t know what the hell that mixture is doing but it’s not good.”
You sit on the bed next to him, throat oddly dry.
There’s a weird warmness that floods your senses at the same time the room starts to shift; body swaying slightly as you let out a soft moan.
“Seungkwan, there’s s-something weird h-happening…”
“Oh no, don’t tell me you’re feeling it too…”
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There’s two things you always promised yourself.
One: Keep the spell book safe.
Two: Don’t fuck Seungkwan. Even if you thought he was really handsome.
“Stop moving, damn it.” Seungkwan growls; hands on your hip as he keeps you in place. You drool slightly in response, head rolling and blown out pupils finding it hard to focus on the male when he had two heads. “M-me? You’re the one who w-won’t stop moving!”
You sit in Seungkwan’s lap, his cock snug inside of your pussy. His lap is exorbitantly covered in your wetness as the two of you stay unmoving; accusing each other of moving every few minutes. Or so what you both thought.
God only knew how much time had already passed.
Blinking slowly, you convince yourself you’re as still as a stone; soft giggles spilling from your lips. “What---what the hell are you laughing at?” Seungkwan mumbles, pupils shaking as he tries to focus on your swaying body.
“I’m---I’m suuuuuper still right now. Can’t you tell?”
“No, you literally w-won’t stop moving. How many times am I going to say i-it?”
Groaning in response, you swivel your hips slightly, “No, see idiot, that was me moving!” Seungkwan’s already overly sensitive; moans spilling from his lips at the simple movement.
“This is the worst, I can’t believe you’re sitting on my cock like this right now. I mean you’re hot, yeah, but fuck.”
“Wow, thanks Seungkwan, that made me feel great.”
The two of you fall into a somewhat comfortable silence and you find yourself slowly leaning down until your head rests against his shoulder. You can’t stop the drool that pools on his skin underneath your mouth; eyes focused on the wall that seems to warp endlessly.
“Seungkwan…”
“Hmm?”
“I think I want to cum.”
“Okay. Go ahead.”
“Okay.”
You lift your head from his shoulder, a trail of saliva connecting your mouth to his skin making you laugh. “Oops.”
Seungkwan’s blunt nails dig into the skin of your waist, mouth parted slightly. “Didn’t even have to do anything and you’re already gonna cum, huh?” You reach a hand down between your bodies, a shocked expression on your face when you feel just how wet you really were. “I’m---s-soaking…”
“I can tell.”
Your fingers rub circles on your clit, loud moans and whines falling from your lips at the way your body is already on the edge of an orgasm. “Ngh, ‘m already c-close…” Your eyes clamp shut as you start swiveling your hips; odd patterns dancing behind your eyelids as you start to feel the tension snap.
“Ah, Seungkwan!”
He feels your walls fluttering around him and despite him trying to resist all of his urges, he can’t deny the way he wants to press you into the sheets underneath him.
So much for self control, he thinks.
It only takes a split second before Seungkwan is using all of his strength to reverse your positions as your back meets the bedsheets. You let out a choked sob as the pleasure continues to wash over you and Seungkwan starts to chase his own pleasure as he starts fucking you.
The sound of your wetness makes you blush a little as Seungkwan chuckles under his breath. “Don’t worry, I know this isn’t all my doing. I’m not that big of a jackass.” You open your bleary eyes; attempting to focus on Seungkwan as the ceiling behind him turns into a black hole. “Uh---uh huh…”
The remnants of your orgasm start to ebb away and you honestly can't even tell when your fingers went still on your clit, but you close your eyes, moving your hands to his forearms. “You okay?” He asks.
“Yeah, s’just everything’s f-fuzzy and--and it feels like I’m f-falling…”
Seungkwan fucks into you faster, brows furrowed. “Shit, I--I’m already close t-too.”
A weird wave of emotions wash over you and you find yourself oddly wanting to dominate Seungkwan. “Yeah? Gonna cum? You get to fuck my pussy for what, 2 seconds, and you’re already close? You’re so weak, baby boy. But okay, go ahead.”
You laugh deliriously, nails digging into the skin of his forearms as he lets out a choked sob. “Ah, ‘m s-sorry, I just--I can’t help i-it…” He whines, overcome with an odd feeling, himself.
“I know you can’t help it, baby boy. You’re just so easy.”
His moans become breathy and he finds himself mentally trying to fight off the way he wants you to keep talking to him.
Seungkwan bites his lip, growling. “Fuck!” His hips piston into you, cock throbbing as he finally cums. The feeling makes you moan and Seungkwan quickly finds himself annoyed almost as quickly as he felt himself wanting to submit to you.
He places his thumb on your clit as his orgasm washes over him, rubbing harsh circles on the nub as your back bows off the bed and his hips stutter.
“Ah, S-Seungkwan, wa---wait, I--I can’t, I’m t-too sensitive…” You mewl, thighs shaking as the sting of overstimulation starts to bleed into pleasure quicker than you can process.
“Don’t care, you’re gonna cum again. I know you want to.”
And you hate how right he is.
Your choked cries mix with his sultry groans and when your second orgasm hits you, it feels like it lasts forever.
You can only assume that Seungkwan feels exactly what you’re feeling.
It takes a second for your body to finally go slack and your chest heaves in deep breaths. “O-oh my… g-god…” 
Seungkwan groans, pulling out of you as he lays down next to you in bed, completely spent as the room continues to spin. “It feels like I’m falling but I’m--I’m not...” He whispers. Your thighs continue to tremble even when you sit up, slumping forward slightly as you gain some of your senses back.
You turn to Seungkwan, watching as he starts to get overcome with the desire to sleep. 
“Are you tired, Seungkwan?” He only nods once, eyes already closing as he gives in. 
“I jus’ needa s-sleep for--for one minute...” Seungkwan mumbles. 
You had to get the book before he got up. 
Whether or not your body wanted to cooperate.
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When Seungkwan wakes up, he doesn’t know how long it’s been.
His head is pounding and he’s naked is all he knows. 
“What... happened?” He whispers to himself; eyes dancing over to the window. 
It was still night time.... 
...Ah, shit! The book!
Seungkwan gets up from the bed, tripping over his own feet as he all but rips the door open to find the door to his study still open. He sighs frustratedly, turning back to get dressed before he assessed the situation.
Clearly, the two of you had experienced something bizarre together. That was for sure. 
Once he gets his clothes back on, he heads over to his study, already noticing that some of the things on his shelves were gone. He groans, knowing you’d taken important ingredients that it’d taken him weeks to collect.
A small note sits on his table, held down by a small dagger and he leans in close to read what it says; rolling his eyes almost immediately.
“An eye for an eye, bitch! x” 
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dadzawaluvr · 3 years
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bakusquad headcanons that i love<33
ft this gif of denki :)
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warnings: language (if that counts)
the boys are so invested in mina’s hair care routine that it’s not even funny, sero especially
they all watched avengers: age of ultron one night for movie night, and mina took cap’s “language” to heart just to make bakugo mad:
“son of a bitch shitty hair! i swear to-”
“LANGUAGE”
“SHUT THE HELL UP”
JUST DANCE LEGENDS. especially with istanbul and livin la vida loca
the most competitive game nights EVER- especially with uno.
they all love mrs mitsuki and she adores all of them, and whenever bakugo calls her a hag, they all give him a piece of their mind
“RESPECT YOUR MOM ASSHAT”
“YEAH WE LOVE MITSUKI IN THIS HOUSEHOLD”
“THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIES MRS. MITSUKI”
PRANK WARS. they have boundaries, but once sero and denki went too far and put superglue on minas favorite shoes. didn’t end well for them.
study sessions!! they usually get momo to help them out
mina trys “manner training” katsuki, and well you can just guess from here how he takes it.
katsuki’s cooking is amazing, and they all make him make something new each week (which he doesn’t mind surprisingly)
mineta haters. especially when he gets creepy around mina.
“ILL BLOW YOUR ASS UP”
“let’s tape him to the roof, that’ll teach him a lesson”
“never charging that grape ass’ phone again”
“that’s not manly at all of him”
and yes, aizawa agrees with them when he does these things.
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redwineandwriting · 3 years
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Happy Birthday Brother
PAIRINGS: Merle Dixon/OC (mention), Daryl Dixon/Same OC
WARNINGS: Smut - NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 MAY READ THIS.
SUMMARY: Merle gifts Daryl the use of his girlfriend on Daryl's 18th birthday and she teaches him about sex.
EARLIER THAT DAY
“Happy birthday brother!” Merle announced, coming into the room and slapping his brother hard on the back. “The big one-eight! That’s a special day in a man’s life, and don’t ya worry little brother, I got you just the gift!”
Daryl eyed his brother wearily. Even sober, as he appeared to be now, he understood his brother’s sense of humor.
“I done told ya Merle, I ain’t fucking no damn hooker from the bar!”
Laughing, Merle just shook his head. “Ain’t no hooker” he told his brother, “I’m gifting you Darlene for the night!”
Daryl’s eyes widened, “Darlene?! As in your GIRLFRIEND?! Merle, you can’t be serious!”
“The very one! Don’t ya see little brother, she’s perfect for ya. She’ll show you everything you need to know in order to please yer little girlfriend. She’s willing to do ya right tonight only mind you and let’s face it little brother, you smack yer own dick around too much more, it’s gonna get  a restraining order against ya!”
Cackling at his own joke, Merle turned to leave the room, pausing only long enough to holler back over his shoulder, “She’ll be here at nine tonight little brother and I’ll see ya in the morning!”
AT NINE THAT NIGHT
Daryl jumped when he heard footsteps on the back porch. He hoped that it was his brother, coming to laugh about the prank he had played on him earlier. There was no way he would let Daryl have sex with his girlfriend. Was there? At the tentative knock that same seconds later, he stood and went to the door. Eyes widening slightly as he took in her petite frame.
“Happy Birthday Daryl,” she said, giving him a slow, sensual smile as she took her time blatantly checking him out “I assume Merle told you that I’m to be your gift tonight?”
Daryl nodded, his mouth having suddenly gone dry, “Didn’t think that son-of-a-bitch was serious though.”
Laughing Darlene nodded, “As serious as a heart attack and a lot more fun.” she said, pouting up at him, “So, are you going to invite a lady in or not?”
Daryl stepped back, allowing Darlene to pass by him before he shut and locked the door behind her. He watched as Darlene walked to the couch, the sway of her hips more pronounced. He still couldn’t believe what his brother had said. What he had apparently done. Slowly, he moved to sit beside her on the couch, just far enough away so that they didn’t touch. At least not yet. He wasn’t sure he was ready for that just yet.
“So is what Merle said true? You’re a virgin?”
He didn’t have to answer, the blush that heated his face was all the proof she needed, “And there is a girl? One you’re hoping to ask out?”
Daryl nodded.
“Ok… do you know anything about how to please a woman?”
Daryl looked away mumbling, “I watch porn woman! I ain’t no saint!”
Darlene laughed, “Porn huh? Well then by all means” she moved so she was straddling his lap, running her hands over his hair, her fingers lightly scratching his scalp. “You must be a master”
Daryl’s body stiffened beneath her. He hadn’t been touched by anyone other than Merle. Ever. And it certainly hadn’t been like this.
“It’s ok Daryl” Darlene whispered in his ear, “you can touch me if you want.”
Tentatively, he slid his hands to her hips, grinding her down against his hardening cock.
“Well hello there, you’re a big boy. Aren't you?” she purred, before gently biting down on his earlobe.
Growling, Daryl slid his hands up her shirt cupping her breasts in his hands, “Teach me how to touch you.” he said, his voice coming out harsher than he had intended.
Darlene smiled, before she slowly stood in front of him, grasping the hem of her shirt in her hands, lifting it over her head before reaching behind her and unclasping her bra. She quickly shimmied out of her shorts and underwear, standing nude before Daryl and smiling at his slow perusal of her body. He wanted her.
She straddled him once more, bringing his hands back to her breasts, “I like having my nipples fondled.” She told him, letting out a slow moan as he gently took the hardening bud between his thumb and pointer finger, rolling it and pinching slightly, “Like that?” he asked.
“Exactly like that… now.” she grasped the back of his head, lowering his mouth to her other breast, “Suck.”
Daryl slid his tongue out, circling her other nipple while his fingers continued to tease the other. When she gripped his hair, he began suckling her, his cock becoming uncomfortably hard in his pants. After a few moments, he noticed his pants become slightly damp, and he had a momentary flash of embarrassment thinking it was him before realizing the wetness was coming from her. Because of what he was doing. He stopped his ministrations on her breasts, and slowly eased her off of him, settling her next to him before he slid to his knees in front of her, her glistening pussy level with his face.
“Do you want a taste?” Darlene asked, using her own fingers to open herself up to his hungry gaze. When he nodded, she smiled, “Show me what you’ve learned from the porn you love so much”.
Daryl looked up at her, watching her face carefully as he slid one finger into her, working it in and out before adding a second one.
“Fuck.” she moaned, rocking her hips against his hand, still keeping her lower lips spread wide, turned on by the fact that Daryl was watching as his fingers disappeared into her.
“Make sure you always pay attention to the clit.” She panted out, “And curve your fingers a bit. The g-spot and the clitoris are pretty much sure to guarantee your girl comes.”
Lowering his head, Daryl found her exposed pleasure center. Tentatively he reached out with his tongue, the tip flicking against her as he did as she instructed and curled his fingers inside of her. He easily found the spongy feeling center of her and pressed against it, rewarded when her hips arched off the couch.
“Just like that.” She whispered, tightening her fingers in his hair, “Oh Daryl… I’m going to come.”
Daryl looked up, watching her face as he increased the pace of his fingers and the pressure of his tongue against her clit, his cock twitching as he felt her spasm around his fingers. He kept working at her until she pushed his head away. “I can’t…” she panted, “I can’t take any more of that right now. It’s too sensitive”.
Nodding, Daryl stood, looking at her curiously when he felt her hand on his waistband. “I can’t take any more of your tongue,” she clarified, “But now I’m giving you two options. I can either suck your dick so you can figure out what you like or…” her lips curved up into a wicked smile, “You can fuck me. The choice is yours birthday boy.”
“I wanna fuck ya,” Daryl said, surprising himself with the gravelly sound of his voice. It was one he barely recognized as his own.
“I was hoping you would say that,” Darlene said, standing up and watching him as she slowly unbuttoned his shirt, slipping it from his shoulders and running her hands down his chest. She made quick work of his belt, shoving his pants down and grinning when she realized he wore nothing underneath.
“Impressive cock you have there Mister Dixon.” She purred, unable to resist dropping down to her knees and taking him into her mouth. Using her mouth in tandem with her hand, she worked him for a few minutes before she stood up, pushed him back down onto the couch, and straddled him.
“Shouldn’t I… I mean don’t we…” her snatch was so close to his cock, he could feel the heat coming off of her, “I need a condom. Don’t wanna knock ya up”.
Darlene smiled at him, “You don’t have to worry about that.” She said, leaning down to whisper in his ear, “Merle already took care of that for you.”
Daryl blinked in surprise before his hands tightened on her hips and he arched up, pulling her down and sinking completely into her. His strokes were tentative at first, looking to her face to determine what she liked, and what she didn’t. When she sat up and started moving hard against him, he took his cue, thrusting his hips up to meet her. Remembering what she had told him, he slid his hand between them, his thumb finding her clit and pressing against it. Her moans and cursing spurred him on as he took her harder, reveling in the sounds of their bodies slapping together and the wet, sucking sounds as his cock pounded into her.
“I want ya ta come.” He growled, “Come for me again Darlene. I want to feel ya on my cock”
His words undid her, and Darlene soon found herself coming apart on him, her inner walls gripping his shaft tightly as he spilled into her, milking his cock for everything it had. Still shivering from the intensity of her orgasm, Darlene collapsed against him, their sweat-soaked bodies sticking together.
“Damn Daryl, for your first time, you were amazing”
“Told ya I watched a lot of porn.” He joked, his arms going around her, holding her against him as they lapsed into an easy silence.
“I suppose ya hafta go soon?” He asked after several moments, looking confused when she lifted her head and shot him a smile a true porn star would be envious of.
“Oh no Daryl. I’m yours for the rest of the night. From now until Merle comes home tomorrow, my body is yours. To taste, to explore… to do whatever…” her eyes flashed. “You want to. There is nothing off-limits tonight Daryl Dixon.”
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advena87 · 4 years
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Let's bring Cat to Kaer Morhen!
I always think what would happen if Lambert had the opportunity to bring Aiden to Kaer Morhen at least one winter. How would other witchers react to him and whether Aiden would get along with them.
Of course, the most difficult thing would be with Vesemir, the old witcher still holds a grudge against Cats, doesn’t trust them and is terrified by the prospect that his youngest son is involved with one of them.
Geralt would be curious, both for Aiden himself (he is a notorious cat! Is everything that is said about them true?) and his relationship with Lambert. Lambert is an asshole, Geralt will have a hard time believing that he has made a real friend, and when he finally does, he will understand that it is not about friendship. And it would be hilarious for him.
Eskel immediately realizes what is happening here and is immediately tired of it, because Lambert and Aiden (especially Lambert) have a communication problem and cannot determine the status of their relationship. Lambert denies it, Aiden sabotages it. Eskel has no patience for watching these two morons and their stupid actions.
(I warn you right away, it will be long!)
.
*right after arriving at Kaer Morhen with Aiden*
Vesemir: Do you really trust this Cat that much?
Lambert: If I murdered someone, he’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the floor.
Vesemir: * glare *
Lambert: Oh, you think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I've seen it?
***
Geralt: Have you been yelled at by Vesemir yet?
Aiden: I'm not scared of him.
Eskel: So that's a no.
***
Vesemir: Stay away from Lambert.
Aiden: I take that as an invitation.
***
Vesemir: Remember, no tricks, no lies, no trouble!
Eskel and Geralt simultaneously: Yes, Vesemir!
Lambert: Kiss my ass, Vesemir!
Vesemir: I wasn’t talking to you. *glares at Aiden*
*later*
Aiden: Wow, your dad really hates me.
Lambert: Don't worry, he hates me too.
Aiden: No, I think he hates me because he loves you.
Lambert: What kind of fucked up logic is that?
***
Lambert: Look guys, I need help.
Vesemir, glaring suspiciously at Aiden: Love help?
Geralt: Financial help?
Eskel: Emotional help?
Aiden: Help moving a body?
*Everyone looks at Aiden*
Aiden: ... What? You'd be surprised how often he needs this kind of help.
***
Lambert: Vesemir, not all Cats are crazy.
Aiden: Easy for you to say, you're not one.
Lambert: You don't make it easy, Aiden
Aiden: And you can't lie to them. I AM a lunatic motherfucker with lethal combat skills.
***
Aiden: *under his breath* This is bullshit.
Vesemir: Did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god-damn, mother-fucking house.
Aiden: ...
Vesemir: Shit.
***
Aiden: Son of a b-
Aiden: *notices Vesemir*
Aiden: Penis!
Aiden: That wasn't any better.
***
Geralt: You don’t know my family. What you call the Apocalypse, I call Sunday dinner!
Aiden: The Apocalypse on Stygga Castle was always on Fridays.
Aiden: My mentor served the boar for dinner.
Aiden: It was the only day of the week that we were allowed to eat meat…
Aiden: And then he made us fight for it to death.
Geralt: Man, what the fuck? Is he serious?
Lambert: I don't know. On the one hand, I hear a different version of Friday dinners every fucking time, on the other, he always cries when we have a peaceful dinner on Fridays.
***
* Sunday dinner*
Vesemir: Uhm, Cat, that's where I sit.
Aiden: So sit next to me.
Vesemir: No, I sit there.
Aiden: What's the difference?
Vesemir: "What's the difference?"
Lambert: Oh fuck, here we go.
Vesemir: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the fireplace to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the kitchen at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on.
Aiden, getting up from the seat: Okay, I get it.
*Later, Aiden and Lambert in private*
Aiden: Now seriously, he really, really, REALLY hates me.
Lambert: No, he just really, really, REALLY loves that chair
***
*Geralt and Eskel try to make drunken pranks on Lambert with Aiden's help. A few things went wrong*
Geralt: You were only supposed to create a diversion, Aiden!
Eskel: That was complete destruction.
Aiden: What do you want from me?! I'm Cat witcher, man! It's what I do!
***
Lambert: MERRY CHRISTMSS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Aiden: FUCK YEAH BITCHES LETS GET IT POPPIN *plays Mariah Carey*
Geralt: Guys... it’s 5 am.
Eskel: Don't make me have to get out of bed and beat the shit out of you.
***
*after another drinking party in Kaer Morhen*
Eskel: What happened last night?
Geralt: Strangely, I have no idea. Wait. *tries to remember something* Nothing. Weird. Disjointed. My memory is completely blank.
Eskel: It sounds disturbingly familiar.
Geralt: Eskel, why is there a shower cap on your head?
Eskel: I'm sure there's a very easy explanation to this.
Geralt: Is there a very easy explanation as to why you're wearing sandals that aren't yours?
Eskel: Where are my boots?
Geralt: And why are you wearing a gold chain, Eskel?
Lambert, wakes up realising he is spooning Aiden: Oh fuck, please tell me this is a dream.
Aiden, waking up: Calm down, fluffkin. Come back to bed.
Lambert: Whatever you think happened last night didn't happen, because nothing happened you got it?
Eskel: That's nice, Lambert. Way to belittle the man.
Aiden: Yeah, Lambert. I do have feelings.
Geralt to Aiden: What is all over your face?
Aiden: I can't be sure. *checks his face* Oh Gods. You didn't see a mad dwarf dealing a fisstech, with a hook for an arm, did you?
Eskel: … what?
Geralt: N-no.
Eskel, to Lambert: Why do you have a black eye?
Lambert: Okay. It's nothing to freak about. Everybody relax. It's no big deal, it's just a small shiner.
Geralt: Lambert's absolutely right. His lover's spat with Aiden is really none of our business.
Lambert: Nothing fucking happened between us!
Aiden: Are you as disappointed as I am? And now seriously, we have to find that dwarf before Vesemir does.
***
Aiden: I have flaws! What are they? Oh I don’t know…
Aiden: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time being drugged and drunk.
Aiden: Occasionally, I’ll commit first degree murder.
Aiden: But please, please, may I date your son?
Vesemir: NO!
***
Geralt: What does Aiden think about your friendship?
Lambert: I don't know, I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.
Geralt: You mean like your thoughts and feelings?
Lambert: Yeah.
*meanwhile*
Eskel: So, why do you put up with him?
Aiden: Because I'm desperately in love, that's why. And because Lambert is a great man, and I think one day, if we're very, very lucky, he might even be a good one.
*later*
Geralt: So what exactly is going on between the two of you?
Lambert: Nothing. Really. We're friends, that's it.
Eskel: You're idiots, the both of you.
Geralt: Are you sure you aren’t dating Aiden?
Lambert: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.
Geralt: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
***
Lambert after arguing with Eskel over Aiden: I can take care of my own... friend.
Lambert: Wait, where is he?
Eskel: *snorts*
***
*after Lambert refused to be Aiden's boyfriend*
Eskel: Let me get this straight: Aiden told you he wanted to be with you and you said ‘no’?
Lambert: I said no.
Geralt: What the hell is wrong with you?
Vesemir: Dumbass!
Lambert, Eskel and Geralt: *looks at Vesemir in surprise*
Lambert: Look, I have my reasons, okay?
Eskel: What the hell could they possibly be?
Lambert: He always wanders fuck knows where, getting into trouble and keeps flirting with other guys, and when he gets dumped, he suddenly comes running back to me? Look, I'm not a fucking rebound, all right?
Vesemir: You're too proud to take him back? What exactly do you have to be proud of?!
***
Eskel: Did you and Lambert get in a fight?
Aiden: Lambert had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.
Eskel: You guys are idiots, did you know that?
Aiden: In our own defense, we actually do know that.
***
*Lambert, Geralt and Eskel drink together after Lambert had a fight with Aiden*
Lambert: Guys, I don’t know what Aiden wants anymore! What am I supposed to do? 
Eskel: May I speak freely? 
Lambert: Yeah.
Eskel: I’m so bloody sick of hearing this shit day after day: “Guys, what am I to do? I told him I love him, I took it back, I’m afraid of commitment, I don't understand my own feelings!” *grabs Lambert* FOR THE FUCK’S SAKE! MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!
*Lambert absolutely terrified, runs away to his room without a word*
Geralt, shyly: Don't you think it was a bit harsh?
Eskel: What, you need some talk too? Because you and your sorceress  bullshit—
Geralt, scared: No, nope, I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
***
*Dandelion visits Kaer Morhen during the winter and is absolutely unaware of the on and off relationship situation between Lambert and Aiden*
Dandelion, about Lambert and Aiden: You know, you two make a cute couple.
Lambert: No, no we're not, we're not a fucking couple, we're single, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that are friends, for the fuck’s sake!
Dandelion to Geralt: Did I pluck a nerve there?
Geralt: Yes, you did.
***
Aiden: Wait a minute! Are we hugging? Have we done this before?
Lambert: No. If you tell anyone, I'll slit your throat.
***
Lambert: Stop it.
Aiden: Stop what?
Lambert: Stop looking at me like that, or everyone here will think we did it.
Aiden: *grabs Lambert and kisses him deeply*
Lambert: Well, that'll throw them off the track.
***
Aiden: *leaving Lambert's room in the morning with Lambert's clothes on*
Vesemir, catching him: Don't you dare steal that shirt, I gave it to him for his birthday!
Aiden: Um... That's it? This is what you have to say in this situation?
Vesemir: Well...
Vesemir: Maybe you’re not a diabolical Cat sleeper agent out to infiltrate my family and destroy everything I’ve worked for.
Aiden: Truly, that’s all any guy can hope to hear from his boyfriend’s father.
***
Eskel: Someone has to tell Vesemir about this.
Geralt: Yeah.
Lambert Definitely, good luck Eskel.
Eskel: Wait, why me? It's your business!
Lambert: Because you're the scariest motherfucker.
Geralt: Eskel isn't the scariest! He just looks the scariest!
Eskel, sarcastically: Thanks Geralt, it was really uplifting.
Aiden, entering the room: What are you doing?
Eskel: We wonder how to tell Vesemir that you two cabbage heads are dating now.
Aiden: Oh, that won't be necessary. I'm pretty sure he knows about it.
Geralt: How so?
Aiden: He caught me sneaking out of Lambert's room in the morning in his clothes.
Lambert: Fucking WHAT?!
Eskel: How come you're still alive?
Aiden: I'm a cat, I always land on my feet.
***
Lambert: It's a package from Vesemir.
Aiden: What's in it?
Lambert: It's heavy. Must be his disappointment in me.
***
*After a fight with Vesemir, Lambert moved into the stable; Aiden is trying to get Lambert to move back into the keep*
Aiden: All right, I'll speak a language you understand. Five crowns if you move back in.
Lambert: Fifty.
Aiden: Ten.
Lambert: Forty-nine.
Aiden: A crown?! You went down a crown?!
Lambert: Okay, it's back to fifty.
Aiden: You know, you make it really difficult to love you sometimes.
Lambert: Yeah, that's what Vesemir says.
***
Lambert: Aiden, I need you to do me a favor.
Aiden: No, I’m not giving you anymore lap dances again.
Geralt: LAP DANCES?!
Eskel: AGAIN?!
Lambert: ANYMORE?!!!
***
Aiden about Lambert: He's got a great ass.
Geralt: Don't be gross.
***
Aiden: We have some exciting news.
Eskel: Okay.
Lambert: As you know, Aiden and I have been together for some time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible.
Geralt: Okay.
Aiden: After a careful evaluation of our relationship, we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.
Vesemir: *hyperventilate*
Lambert: Do you want to say it?
Aiden: Let's say it together.
Both Aiden and Lambert: We're getting a cat!
Eskel: This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.
Geralt: I think Vesemir is having a heart attack.
Both Aiden and Lambert: *evil laugh*
***
Aiden: We named our cat after the greatest man we know.
Geralt: What's his name?
Lambert: ...
Aiden, proudly: Vesemir.
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duckislord622 · 3 years
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I wrote something! Because apparently there wasn't enough pain. Well now there is.
40 years ago, today.
It's about how Sirius Black found out that Voldemort had murdered his best friends.
Get out your tissues :")
31 October 1981
SIRIUS BLACK POV
You are sitting in a park, disguised as your animagi form of the dog, trying to relax by watching children crossing by the nearby street dressed up, accompanied by their parents or other adult family members. A few of the younger ones were grumpy, not getting to celebrate Halloween like their parents used to, until years ago, ever since the war started. You couldn't blame them. Back when you were at school you would always be pranking students accompanied by Prongs, Moony, and Wormtail. The thought of your best friends brings a smile to your face. Then you think of Lily and Little Harry. You had bought sweets, which were kept inside your motorbike beside you, disguised with a disillusionment charm,for your godson and would be giving them to him tomorrow. You wanted to visit James and Lily's today but Dumbledore adviced to not do that for those bastard Death Eaters were sure to have been keeping an eye for you, and no matter how thrilling it seemed to mess with the death eaters, you could not risk giving away your best friends' location. The sweets could wait until tomorrow, thinking of how excited baby Harry would get on seeing uncle Padfoot again. Much to Lily and Peter's horror,  James and he would throw Harry among themselves and catch him. It was fun. Renus would simply roll his eyes at us and get back to his book. Man, you loved that guy.
With the happy thoughts you sit back and admire the stars. You could spot the Canis Major, and in it the star Sirius, courtesy of Remus. The sounds of the people fade away, and you close your eyes, enjoying the feeling of the grass beneath and the sky above and you drift off.
It seemed like not much had passed when an owl landed beside you and started pecking you. Alarmed, you wake in an instant and turn back to your human form and untie the note on it's foot. You recognise Dumbledore's slant handwriting. The note said-
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Disbelief coursed through you, thinking this letter must be for someone else. But no, it was indeed addressed to him. But how could he find them? No, it's not possible! Peter was their Secret Keeper, he couldn't have-
That son of a bitch. He betrayed them, betrayed you! After years of friendship, and this was how he took to things. You were too shocked to have noticed when the tears had started to come. Immediately getting on your motorbike, you went off, cursing the bloody traitor. You wondered what happened to your favourite family, but put the thoughts aside quickly. No, that can't be possible. While flying, you saw owls slowly beginning to increase in number, and people seemed to be celebrating? HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY REJOICE WHEN JAMES, LILY, AND HARRY COULD BE POSSIBLY DEAD?
You panic, worse than ever before, and will the bike to move faster. But the bloody bike seemed slower than a snail in the moment.
On reaching the gates of Godric's Hollow you see Hagrid far below, trying to get to what was their house. Now it was only shackles, ruins. The upper floor room seemed to have the most damage, completely blown apart, and aare about to jump off the bike to reach the house, to reach them. But in that moment you catch glimpse something that made your heart almost stop. There was no mistaking her flaming red hair. And then you fall. Unable to move, you lay there for a few moments, when you hear a baby cry.
Harry.
Hurrying, you pass over the rubble and go into what was their hallway and there you find him. Wide eyed, with fear that you have never seen before, fear for his family. Fear for his wife and child. There lied James, wandless. Broken.
And that's when you wail.
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