#(this is. a big problem of hers)

[technically-human]

Welcome to the agency, Barbara.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I just want you to know that I was rereading the PDMDZS comics yet again, and I finally caved and watched Legally Blonde because you're like a puppeteer that draws things and I'm like "well, guess I have to see it now." Now, after watching Legally Blonde, I must tell you that Elle Woods is love, Elle Woods is life, Elle Woods is everything to me. Elle Woods would have been able to save Wei Wuxian from the Jins all while looking sparkly and fantastic as she does it. (Obviously with her hype girlies in the background)

Her power and influence know no bounds!

[flowersforthemachines]

Ghilan'nains's comments about Rook's romances at the Crossroads (and their reactions)

No romance

Elgar'nan: But surely the knowledge you gained… Ghilan'nain: My champions offered themselves willingly. More works of precision laid low before finding their full potential! Elgar'nan: You will have new subjects, in recompense. Whatever you wish. Ghilan'nain: Rook's companions seek to fight as one. Combining their traits into a single form would be edifying. Elgar'nan: Inspired. Consider it done. Rook: Ignore them. We're taking these bastards down before they ever get the chance.

Bellara romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's foolish tinkerer toys with our old works. Let her be flesh-bonded into a Sentinel's armor. Bellara: Rook. She means…

Davrin romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's dearest Warden. He is half blighted already. I would see if I could make him crave griffon flesh. Davrin: Let her try.

Emmrich romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's necromancer. An excellent subject to test how long one could go back and forth between life and death. Emmrich: Don't listen to her, dearest. It won't come to that.

Harding romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's Titan pretender? There are many things I could do with one so tied to the stone. Harding: She's not saying what I think she's saying, is she? She probably is.

Lucanis romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's assassin. His flesh could be given true wings. And a face that better suits one who carries a demon. Lucanis: She is welcome to try.

Neve romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's delver of the truth. A mage who would provide me with both blood and ice from her veins. Neve: Rook. She means…

Taash romance

Ghilan'nain: Rook's fire-breather. I would see if there is enough dragon blood in their veins to begin a new Archdemon. Taash: She can try.

Final line (all romances)

Rook: If they touch you, death will be the least of their problems.

My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

[hydrachea]

[jadeitor-art]

Shadowheart 🌜

Sketch I started long ago and I finished in just a moment. Easily one of my favourites characters to romance.

[boarloved-art]

ghost girl no longer wip...they did it...they made it out of wip-dom.....

[finnbin]

guys.... GUYS...

they make the same lifting face I'm crying

NOT MY ART OR OC, ALL CREDITS TO @crowliphale !!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

in shambles over lucanis' big ol' 🥺eyes while asking rook if they can come with him to plan caterina's funeral and the barest pretense that it's because spite might pull something. spite, who we have no reason to infer from how that goes down says or does anything during that whole thing. I do so love the consistency of the background hum of 'hm. you know lucanis perhaps the real problem here isn't so much the demon thing but a lot more about the life experience you've had up until now that makes you think wanting a friend to come along to help you bury a loved one is something you're not allowed (nor frankly know how) to ask for'

*agonized rook voice* LUCANIS lucanis you must understand I would go with you into hell itself. I will live in your heart, die in your lap and be buried in your eyes. and moreover I will come with you to your grandma's funeral arrangements fuck sorry about your life 😬

[littledemo0n]

In honor of killer of killers finally out (and my brokeass not planning on buying any supscriptions anytime soon which means imma have to wait to pirate it) here's more of my Yautja's OC crew + the kids of red boy

[that-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

~{Heyyyy, So here you freaky little gremlins go!}~

•LightHouse•

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The Bats noised something..strange, there are packages going to and from Gotham and usually this wouldn’t have concerned them too much.

They knew that they have been labeled “Paranoid and overly cautious” They are, they are just delusional but they knew when something’s dangerous and when something not, But what concern them was what they found inside after Black Bat intersected one of the deliveries what was inside made all of their blood run cold.

About ten vials filled to the brim with the cleanest and purest Lazarus that any of them have ever seen, and of course this caused the Bats to go into a frenzy trying to see where this stuff came from.

And after a few days, They found a link to a lighthouse on a rock in the middle of nowhere and they have nothing to do with the LOA (Trust the bats checked) but they had to know where the Lazarus water was coming from and as luck would have it the lighthouse was looking for two extra hands to help out.

[In the middle of nowhere in a clockwork a purple hooded being is siping tea and cackling]

So when the bats had a meeting on who would go Tim and Jason both were the best options as Jason could trust his lieutenants to keep the ally in cheek while he was gone, and with Damien they could say that he was in his home country visiting his mother so it was decided that the two of them would be the ones to go without much argument.

Now Damian and Jason well now Argo and Dion were on a bout going through the cold sea on there way to the lighthouse to find out it’s mysterious.

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•Background•

When Clockwork had let Dan out of that damned thermos he was expecting..something but not this.

The Danny of this world in front of him, covered in blood and ecto quickly Fading while a newly ghosted Jazz is next to him also covered in blood and ecto use her new and unstable power to hold Danny’s fucking core from breaking in two.

And Dan was reminded of that day and suddenly he was next to Jazz holding Danny’s core together with his hands while jazz passes out and he ends up using her power to made a makeshift bandage on the core that will hold for a bit and only when he is sure that it will hold.

Dan then feels another ghost in the room and it turns out to be Clockwork and Dan goes off on the man asking him how this happened under his watch and why did he let Dan out.

Clockwork than explains that as Jazz was getting ready to leave for college she and Danny had decided it was time for them to tell the Fentons what Danny was and the Fentons did not take it well they had immediately knocked out Jazz and Danny and gave the both of them over to the G.I.W and they only just got out of there after the G.I.W killed Jazz.

And of course Dan asks why let him out if Jazz and Danny were like this and Clockwork says that he is the last person who is able to look over Danny and Jazz who Clockwork is sure can protect them and that Clockwork had already set up a place for Dan to take care of the two in peace and quiet.

And as Dan looks at the two of them, broken and tired all he can say is.

“When do I start?”

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•Little Facts•

•When clockwork teleports Dan, Jazz and Danny to the lighthouse he de-ages Jazz and Danny to 10 and 8

•When Damien and Jason get there and see the buff tall man, Jason is going to get a nose bleed if you know what I mean

•Both Danny and Jazz are dressed like victorian children 

•Dan is putting up with Clockwork at most and the way he talks about him makes to so ✨Misunderstandings✨ happen

•Clockwork will just randomly leave gifts for Jazz and Danny and sometimes Dan in their room or somewhere on the rock where the lighthouse is

•Jazz has a thick pale green coat and Danny has a matching pale blue one, I would have pics of it but there is a picture limit so just use your imagination on this one

•The first time Jazz sees the two she is psychoanalyzing them so fast

•Danny is just a sweet mischievous bean in this one

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•Appearances•

Dan-

You can change the outfit but this is the best one I could find for this so.

Jazz-

Suit and dress version!

Danny-

Suit and dress version!

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~{And that’s it! I know this isn’t the best but I am very sleepy so hope you gremlins enjoy, byeeee}~

[4chtungb4by]

whole time I've been treating my stardew headcanon like it takes place in the 90s and only now just thought to give my farmer a punk phase. Got immediately on that and then I thought wait how fun would it be to have them stand in a subway together 10 years before they actually meet. So here's this. It' s not what the people want but it's what I WANT. I hope you enjoy 1980s software engineer lookin ahh harvey <3

[saltylovesvessels]

I need to stone them both to death

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 12: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

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[inkprovised]

Rewatching 'Asterix and Obelix The Big Fight' for the X' time, but this time I am alone and did some face studies from the last episodes while I'm at it. 😋

Until Netflix didn't want to pause correctly anymore😅

[mage-ical-character-person]

Why does he tell the player this. AND NOT HIS BIZZZYBOYS?? His boys are so scared…

Spoilers. And rambling

Shouldn’t it be the other way around if he wants us to “leave it to the professionals”? Wouldn’t it be better if he let us be afraid and not his boys?

Why does he tell the Godpoke at all? Isn’t sowing seeds of doubt and distrust the whole point of what he’s doing? He wants the player to stay out of his way and telling them stuff like this seems counterproductive. He could’ve not told us that without looking suspicious, he’s definitely got the plausible deniability on this one. No one’s seen Cobigail in years. Even she doesn’t remember for certain if she eats people or not.

SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER! Gosh, just… her genuine self-doubt over this. She’s pretty sure she doesn’t eat people… but what if they’re right, what if she is a monster? This bit breaks my heart, poor Cobi

I wonder if having her question herself that way was part of the plan.

ANYWAY! Inspekta could’ve easily told the player he doesn’t know if the blood sacrifice stuff is true or not, but considering the other letters it’s probably part of “King’s” plan, and that he and his boys are looking into it and the Godpoke should stay out of it until they know things are safe.

Again. Cobigail is not doing herself any favors. And again, Inspekta has the plausible deniability, and isn’t creating distrust towards the other gods the whole point of his plan?

She is NOT helping her case.

MA’AM!! I love you so much but you are making yourself look very guilty as far as the whole blood sacrifice thing goes. I AM TRYING TO CLEAR YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW MA’AM AND. YOU’RE REALLY NOT HELPING

Like

She even says it’s an understandable mistake to make. (After all the trouble that lie caused her… Cobi, how are you so sweet and understanding?) Inspekta could’ve played dumb. I guess his pride wouldn’t allow that, and he just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make King look bad.

Or maybe a part of him recognized that he went a little too far with that one. Cobigail isn’t really a threat to him the way he perceives the other gods to be. And accusing her of blood sacrifice when she’s already been isolated for 20 years is disproportionately harsh compared to like… forging a breakup letter and sabotaging a roundabout love confession. (If you could even call it that. Those two probably would've went at least another century without admitting their feelings without Inspekta's meddling prompting the Godpoke to slap Clicky in the face with it)

Anyway now I’m imagining Hector apologizing to her after the events of the game and her responding with a similar “I can see how you would get that confused” and uh Hector saying like, “No, Cobbie, I new yew we-aren’t a blood drink-her. I lied ‘bout yew”

and Cobigail just going like: Oh…. Oh! That was a good one, then! You even had me going for a bit there! and then she does her scary face at him and tells him to never do that again or she’ll barbecue him. And then she says she’s just messing around but seriously dial it back next time.

And I dunno something like how she responds to you throwing her own jumpscare prank back at her.

Wanna draw that now. But alas I have other projects on my plate at the moment

[thefallenangel2008]

You know what I did at school today for that 1 hour I was there instead of paying attention to a video? I thought about Gravity Falls. About Stan, to be exact. And I came up with an AU cause yes, and y'all gonna love it (I'm delulu).

An AU where Stan finds a job in a library. You know how libraries give out food to homeless people? What if Stan while he was homeless went to a library to get some food, and idk, ig he met the owner, a sweet old lady, and they talked, Stan vented a little to her, she comforted him, and badabim badaboom, she gave him a job there. It didn't pay that much but it was a stable job and if he didn't spend his money on drinking and gambling, he would be able to buy a small apartment in a couple of months (but bad habits die hard, yk?)

The owner, whom I'm gonna call Miss Green, would see Stan's car parked somewhere near the library, and see Stan sleeping inside it. She would feel bad for him, a young man like him living such a life. I imagine their relationship being: "Hello dearie, you see, I have some of my son's old clothes still in my house and they take up such space in the closet, why don't you have them? :)" "Oh honey, you look so tired, did you sleep last night? Have you eaten anything today? :(" "You seem to really like this book. You can have it. ^ ^" "Oh, you like this dress dearie? *pulls out her wallet*" Basically her being a parental figure to Stan. And Stan being protective of her because she's the only person who has shown genuine interest and kindness in him in years. He would soooo take advantage of his scary dog privileges. You're being loud in the library? He's gonna walk towards you, give you a glare and put a finger infront of his lips to tell you to shut tf up. You're being rude to Miss Green? God save you man because BOY, he's about to throw hands.

And do you know what would be funny? If Miss Green was a siren. For no real reason, just for shits and giggles. No, no, she doesn't seduce humans anymore, she's an old woman now, she's been in retirement for years and now lives far away from the ocean, deep in the city. But they would bond with eachother while talking about the ocean and such. Stan yapping about the facts his knows about the ocean and Miss Green just silently listening to him and thinking "wow, such a talkative boy, and he sure knows a lot about sea life. :)"

So basically Stan getting unofficially adopted in a similar way as to how he unofficially adopted Soos in canon.