#*undooms your yuri*

[colacat53]

A Rundown of My Tessa Lives AU

It all starts at the Elliot Manor(of course) during the night of the Elliot and Frumptlebucket gala(N won't be here because he is still tied up outside on that tree, I'm pretty sure he only gets untied from that tree due to Uzi's interference and since this isn't Uzi looking into V and N's memories and is actually the true events of the gala there will be no appearance of darkXwolf17 to help him). When J and Tessa are confronted by V who is currently possessed by the Solver I think they will instead try to escape V instead of fighting her(since I think they only fight her in the first place to give N and darkXwolf17 time to get to the basement). They escape V and Tessa then attempts to stop Cyn from being silly. When Cyn possesses all the drones, J resists long enough to tell Tessa to run, Tessa listens and tries to get away before a Solver possessed J chases after her. Tessa manages go get outside before J catches up to her and J attacks her. I imagine Tessa grabbed the sword from J at some point so she tries to use it to defend herself against J. At some point during her escape, J manages to slash Tessa across the face with the fleshy eldritch claws gifted by Cyn. This causes Tessa to fall down a hill and into some bushes, leaving J to believe she is dead and so she returns to Cyn. (later when J comes to she she's the blood on her claws and is then convinced she killed Tessa)

Tessa stays hidden in that bush until everything is over and Cyn and her possessed drones leave the manor to go after the rest of earth. When JCJenson arrives Tessa comes out of the bush and tries to fight them with the sword she has and JCJENSON, upon seeing this terrified, injured girl with a sword take her in to patch her up and question her. Tessa at some point after getting patched up, reenters the manor and sees the results of Cyn's massacre(she also grabs the revolver she threw at Cyn)

Tessa allies with JCJENSON in order to stop Cyn and also get her drones back. Tessa grows up a bit and is trained by JCJENSON (on another planet besides Earth and Copper-9, presumably the planet where all the immortal dogs were moved to)

Enter Astronaut Tessa as she lands on Copper-9! Tessa explores Copper-9 for a bit before she gets attacked by a familiar face, a now Disassembly Drone J, who had mistaken Tessa in her astronaut suit as a drone that could be an easy meal for her. Upon hearing a surprised Tessa say "jaybird", a nickname Tessa had given her, J stops her attack in shock at the very much alive Tessa in front of her, who J had thought she had killed back at the manor. J apologizes(so much) to Tessa for what happened at the gala and Tessa forgives her, saying she knows that Cyn was controlling her(also this scene takes place during The Promening). Now that J and Tessa have been reunited they start working together and J takes Tessa to the door that Uzi's colony hides behind. When the two land, instead of Tessa beheading Reid with her sword I'm instead going to say that J attacked and ate him, much to Tessa's displeasure and Tessa asking "why the hell she did that" and J explaining that when Cyn turned J and the others into Disassembly Drones she made it so they had to consume oil to survive and Tessa then starts trying to fix that so J doesn't have to kill Worker Drones to survive. Eventually the two come across Doll who has been outside of the outpost since The Promening, trying to find a way to help stop the Absolute Solver. The three of them make their truce together on getting the keybug to get into the Cabin Fever Labs and all that goes the same with Doll taking the keybug and leaving when she sees that Tessa and J would be working with V.

I want to say the events of Dead End would go the exact same but at the same time I feel like the sentinels attacked Tessa in canon because it was actually Cyn so idk maybe the sentinels just attacked her because they hadn't seen humans in a while, idk.

someone already made a post on how Tessa being alive in Mass Destruction would play out so I'm just gonna say it plays out the same as that ( @ingulo-agualo for the au I'm talking about). I will however say that the reason Tessa disappeared after Doll confronted her was because she heard Cyn coming and fucking dipped because she knows she can't take on Cyn without the patch first and wasn't going to risk trying to help Doll get away in case Cyn possessed Doll(o7 Doll, you will be missed).

Once Cyn herself appears in Mass Destruction and tries to drag N and Uzi into the as J said "big scary hole thing" (also I imagine Cyn wouldn't look like how would as a normal drone since she wouldn't be able to wear a very much alive Tessa as a skinsuit and that she would instead look very eldritch and fucked up because I still think she looked really cool as Flesha) I feel like Tessa would freeze up in this moment in fear of Cyn because she remembers seeing the aftermath of the gala and I believe she was already afraid of Cyn during Home so I think seeing her again and also seeing how Cyn looks now would scare her quite a bit. Tessa only snaps out of this due to N grabbing her as he goes to take the spaceship from J.

Now time for Absolute End!!

So while Nori, Uzi, and N are all in space Tessa confronts Cyn alone, despite being afraid of her she knows she has to stop Cyn now or else Cyn will succeed in destroying Copper-9. Cyn easily wins against Tessa and is about to kill her

meanwhile, J, who was with Khan, Thad and Lizzy after N stole the spaceship from her and was trying to see what she could do about the gravity and weird tentacles Cyn was using to drag everything down when V and and sentinel buddy arrive. The two of them notice the scene of Cyn about to kill Tessa and J tells V to throw her at the two of them since due to the gravity J wouldn't be able to get to Tessa in time and so V throws J and J is able to save Tessa from Cyn. I imagine Cyn would try to possess J, like she did at the gala only for J to fight against it, where Cyn then decides to attack J, beheading her and trying to access her core. Tessa, not wanting J to be killed by Cyn, sneaks up on Cyn and attacks her with her sword, having learned her lesson from the gala on using the revolver. Tessa manages to hit Cyn a bit before Cyn fights back, using one of those big scythe/claws to attack her and send her flying into something nearby. This attack breaks Tessa's helmet and had Tessa not had this helmet on she would've died and at the best case scenario would've just been blinded and received a huge scar. (also I imagine that Tessa can survive without the spacesuit but in canon Cyn was using it as an excuse to have everyone believe she was Tessa since the human skeletons around Copper-9 don't wear helmets which makes me think it was probably fine for them to breathe and that the air wasn't toxic).

J, whose head had finished regenerating, sees the state of Tessa and uses the opportunity of Cyn not focusing on her to take Uzi's "bite me" literally and bite Cyn, as well as attacking Cyn with her tail, throwing Cyn into the hole. J then runs over to Tessa to check if she's okay, frantically asking if she's okay and removing the helmet, to which she then sees the scar on Tessa's face that J had given her when possessed at the manor. Upon seeing it, J apologizes again for what happened at the manor, Tessa stopping her and saying it's okay and that she forgave her. Tessa then comments on how J saving her from Cyn was pretty reckless but also how it was impressive that J resisted being possessed which leads to J saying she did it because she loved Tessa, that she had been in love with her since they were at the manor and that she would've rather died than let Cyn possess her again and have her hurt the person she loved. Tessa would return J's feelings, saying something like "Aww, Jaybird, I love you too" and also saying how she saved J from Cyn because she also cared about her. The two of them kiss(yay!) with J unfortunately getting a taste of Tessa's blood in that kiss because Tessa is bleeding from an open wound across her face that Cyn had caused(from the big scythe/claw thing) which kind of ruins it because ew she did not want to taste that. Also everything with N and Uzi's confrontation against Cyn, the "Callback Ping" scene, and Cyn chasing after V had been happening during this and when J and Tessa recover from their little moment they come just in time for the Uzi, N, and V vs Cyn fight and the two of them provide some support during the fight, with Tessa using her revolver and J also using the guns she has, J not physically joining the fight to stay by Tessa's side to protect her and to also help Tessa stay up because being sent into a wall really hurt.

After Cyn's defeat, Tessa and J live within the outpost, just like N and V. The two of them living together. I also assume N is probably living with Uzi with V either also living with them or living with Lizzy(Vizzy is also canon in this au)

also Tessa did get another scar on her face as a result of that fight with Cyn so her face is now even more scarred up but she is still silly and whimsical

[splo0shh]

Silly Togachako animatic

[batravatra]

Happy late Valentine's, everyone!

[thatwomanlovingpotatofromtwitter]

"Unnie..."

I'm tryna cope, okay???

[cheesuschristman]

Really logan?? Right after valentines?? Smh

tw // blood

Hehe i got this idea from a picture i found on pinterest that became the reference

Anyway the text are lyrics to What Did You Do by Jack Stauber, cuz i didnt know what to put there

That process was painful, im never rendering again /hj

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

hesitate x female remus

hestia's in her thirties and in the order and super nice and sweet and remus stumbles in awkward and weird and crybaby esque and she takes care of him. remus' mommy kink is 📈📈 and hestia's so super duper sweet and laughs and kisses her and mentors her and helps her do whatever she needs to do and remus sits and learns and shows she's super duper smart for her and when she starts acc liking her she acts cool and nonchalant and distant and hestia's like :/ and loses interest and when remus is back in her arms crying about the ant she accidentally killed hestia's like ohhh i love you

[cavernofstars]

Oh, my Clematis.

Lets go lesbians lets go (they hate to see women win)

[cepheusgalaxy]

Created the narrative to save them x doomed themself despiste the narrative, still

[ID. Akemi Homura and Kaname Madoka from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. End ID.]

[the-blossica-fan]

Arcana: I must say, Lady Lilya; thou didst, as they say, 'hit thy jackpot' with Lady Druvis. Would thee agree?

Alternatively, instead of "doomed yuri maker Arcana", consider "annoying wingwoman arcana"

She has to do something to pre-occupy herself with, so why not a hobby?

If she just gets herself happy Yuri I can see her as a wing woman. What? If she can make them doomed she can make them happy as well.

... she's also low-key ex-criminal grandma coded.

Cuts to Arcana pushing an uncomfortable Lilya to Druvis III while giving her the most awkward pep talk ever.

Or Arcana telling Jessica things to do for and give to Blonney but they're things that only she, a non-human horror that used to haunt the narrative, would do. Which may or may not include offering a critter's skeleton as a token for eternal love.

Or maybe even sharing unfortunate information over certain characters to their lovers. Example, Matilda. Arcana knows stuff to be able to manipulate others so she's using this to tell her gfs things about her in good faith!

Maybe she should've kept the fanfiction part a secret tho

And... Arcana may or may not end up fixing the doomed Yuri she created but Sophia and Isolde are quite reluctant to trust her now. And their not-yet lovers as well.

[hisuianserperior]

Lungs burning and mind getting foggy, Ariana thought back on how she ended up here. It had been a normal day, the start of the end. She had been performing her chores as one does, collecting water from the well, when someone caught her gaze. It was a newcomer to their home, a woman with gorgeous green eyes and cascading dark hair. Ariana found herself short of breath. She's long since known something was wrong with her, having never had any interest in the plentiful suitors available in their settlement, finding her eye drawn more to her fellow women. She'd only ever told her late mother, the woman having told her not to speak a word to anyone of this sin, and to pray that in time she will find a proper man to set her straight. But she never did, only finding her attraction to grow stronger. The other woman caught her gaze and froze as well, time seemingly stoping for both of them. Ariana did the only sensible thing and fled, hoping to shake the encounter from her mind.

It didn't work. Be it at Mass, community gatherings or even randomly around the settlement, she would find the woman's eye and feel a dreadful warmth growing in her chest. It came to a head during a harvest celebration, when overwhelmed by the noise and frustrated by the men undressing her with their eyes, she took refuge in a nearby clearing. That's where she found her.

"Oh. It's you. The maiden with eyes reflecting the sky's blue. I was not expecting company, though we do seem to have a habit of finding each other." She said.

"My apologies." Ariana said quickly.

The woman laughed, a soft sound that sent her heart into a flutter. "No need for that. I shoulder part of the blame. May I have your name?" She asked.

"Ariana." She responded.

"Ariana." She tested the name on her tongue, sending shivers down her spine. "A lovely name. I am called Emma." Emma said with a smile.

From them on they became friends. Ariana would sometime try to avoid her, hoping the feeling would fade, but as if fate itself was manipulating them, Emma would always be there and they would only find themselves growing closer. As they worked, talked, read in secret, Ariana would come to the realization that what she had hoped to avoid had come to pass. She had fallen in love with Emma, another woman. In a moment of weakness during one of their reading sessions, Ariana had long since stopped hearing the words, her focus only on her companion's lips. Emma noticed this.

"Is there something on your mind?" She asked.

Ariana snapped back to reality. "Not at all." She denied.

Emma simply closed the book before leaning in close to her companion. "Are you certain?" She asked again.

Ariana could feel her warm breath on her skin, her own breath going shallow as Emma only moved closer. She knew. She knew what she was. And she didn't seem to mind. Emma tucked a strand of her hair behind her ear when Ariana finally remembered how to form words again. "We cannot." She said.

"And why not?" Emma asked, Ariana shivering at the breath once more hitting her skin.

"It is a sin." She answered, voice shaky with barely restrained want.

Emma smiled once more, this one far more sultry, getting as close as she could. "For you my dear, I would gladly be a sinner." She said, lips finally meeting Ariana's own.

She should have stopped, should have ran off, should have done anything other than lean into the kiss. The other woman's lips were warm, and the feeling of want quickly transformed into need. She wrapped her arms around Emma, pulling her in closer and deepening the kiss more. After what felt like an eternity, they finally separated to breathe.

"This is wrong." Ariana breathed out.

"Then I do not wish to be right." Emma said in response.

Things had once more changed. Now lovers, the two women worked to keep up appearances in the light of day, and explore each other in ways never thought of in the dark of night. Ariana found herself happier than she had ever been, the part of herself she'd been suppressing for years finally expressing itself. But all good things must come to an end. People began to notice. The lingering touches, the unnatural closeness, the refusal of suitors when neither were wed. It culminated in a raid during the night when they thought themselves safe. The men of the church burst into her home, finding her and her lover. They were detained, and no matter how hard they fought to get to each other, how they screamed until their throats were raw, it made no difference. When day broke the next day, they would be executed for what was seen as an unholy union, drowned as witches.

Ariana could not bare the thought of the woman she loved perishing like that, so she made a decision. When they came to collect her, she pled for Emma's life, claiming that she was the only witch and had bewitched the poor girl. She wasn't a fool, she saw how they looked at her beloved, she was a true beauty, and the chance to have her still ready to be wed while killing Ariana off was too good to pass up. She was walked past people who looked at her with disgust but kept her head held high. She heard Emma's screams for her but did not turn back. If she did, she'd try to run right into her arms and doom them both. They tied her to a stone and she was plunged into the lake. Which is where she was now.

As the air in her lungs rapidly dwindled, she found her only regret was that she couldn't tell her beloved that she loved her once more. She began to drift into unconscious, only for something to shift.

"My, aren't you interesting." A voice said.

Her eyes snapped open and only remembering where she was kept her from gasping. In front of her was a shroud of darkness, with only red eyes and sharp teeth truly visible. It seemed the demons had come for her after all.

The voice chuckled. "A demon I am not. Though I am not holy either. If my form concerns you, I could change it." It said. The darkness condensed, until it was in the form of a man. "Although, I believe you prefer women." He(?) said, shifting into an honestly gorgeous woman, though she(?) could not compare to Emma.

"You are certainly smitten. I'm glad. Such true love is rare these days. And given your situation, it will soon be rarer. Unless of course, you let me assist you." She said.

Ariana shook her head. Deals with creatures like this were ill advised.

"Are you certain? Perhaps I can change your mind." The creature said. She suddenly touched Ariana's forehead, and the woman saw visions of what was to come.

She saw Emma, alone and broken, be married off to some random man. She saw the love of her life lose her spark, saw her be reduced to nothing more than a bride and mother, forced to bed with someone she would never love. And she grew furious. Emma was Hers.

The shadow laughed. "Yes, use that anger. I can help her avoid that fate, and give you the power to protect your love, all I ask is that you show those fools the error of their ways. Do we have a deal?" She asked.

Ariana agreed, the shadow's power engulfing her. She took an involuntary breath and expected to truly begin to drown, only to find she was fine. She felt her body had changed, but knew she had to move quickly.

On the shore, Emma had tears running down her face, while the people said good riddance to the only person she'd ever love.

"Take her away. A proper man will undo the witch's curse." Someone said. She honestly didn't care who. She was grieving and furious. She didn't care what they did to her, she'd never stop fighting until they paid for this. She didn't know what, but something compelled her to look towards the water again, and she saw it ripple and shift, before something burst out. There was a panic as the water itself rose against them, and standing on it was a woman with deep blue skin and hair that literally flowed. People fled from what they saw as a demon but Emma could only focus on her eyes, the same blue that had enraptured her in the first place, looking down at her with adoration. The men took their bows, arrows raining down on Ariana, because it could be no one else, and with a wave of her hand, the water moved to defend her. It blocked the arrows with ease and moved to strike the men away, many most likely perishing. But Emma didn't care. Because her beloved was alive. Different, but alive.

As Ariana returned to the ground, Emma did not hesitate to run into her arms and pull her into a searing kiss.

"I thought I lost you!" She cried.

"Never." Ariana promised. The water woman noticed the people regrouping and knew they had to leave. "Come with me and we'll be safe. There's no need to be afraid." She said.

Emma smiled and took her hand without hesitation. "Of you? Never." She said.

The two disappeared into the water, causing a flood that would devastate the settlement for years to come. Some say they drowned as a consequence of their sins, others said they fled to deal with the devil, but in truth, where they went didn't matter. Though if you looked hard enough, you'd hear the tale of a woman of water and her lover, never to be separated again.

[colacat53]

loved it in El Cazador de la Bruja when Blue Eyes said "*undooms your yuri*"

[splo0shh]

*undooms your doomed yuri*

[krystalmelodie]

*undooms your yuri* 🩸🫦

[thatwomanlovingpotatofromtwitter]

*undooms your yuri* The games never happened. They go on trips to Thailand and eat samgyupsal with Yong Sik, Geum Ja and Jun Hee because we love happy endings!

[rottingjam]

oops i slipped *undooms your yuri*

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check under page break for a surprise >:)

[clouvu]

yknow what. *undooms your yuri again*