#*whack

[officialspec]

my friends……........the crystal germs

[talesfromtheenchantedforest]

the number of swords with incredibly hyperspecific powers in Arthuriana really delights me:

Then they girded on a sword: it was such a sword that any woman in labor — even if her life hung in the balance — would be delivered of her child at once if struck on the head with the flat of the naked blade.

— First Percival Continuation, Nigel Bryant translation

this is just a sword that Gawain is using for normal quest stuff btw

[nanadouken]

omg wait I never posted sentient sapphic sword here????

it's a sentient cursed sword that changes shape to suit the wielders fighting style n stuff, my idea was to make it like, a game with branching paths based on who you choose and what stats you invest in resulting in different forms for the sword and bla bla

gay sword :)

[arkhamochi]

yakuza league

[demi-pixellated]

in for a not great work week, coping with random sonic doodle pages

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

i love that Neve canonically throws hands. like she’s a literal mage there’s no reason for her to be doing all that but she will get right up close and physically fight enemies in this game. woman of the year

[leikeliscomet]

Actually I dgaf what tumblr has to say about hip hop and rap music actually because Black art will always be loved and supported by us matter what. Thank you Black women of hip hop and rap for giving us an outlet to be angry and voice our emotions in spite of the angry Black girl trope. Thank you Da Brat, Queen Latifah, Salt and Pepa and more for starting the lane for women in rap and giving us the Black tomboy rapper. Thank you Lil Kim and Foxy Brown for birthing the sexual hypefeminine Black Barbie and crossing hip hop with high fashion. Thank you Missy Elliot for revolutionising production and choreography in hip hop music. Thank you Nicki Minaj for keeping women's rap alive in the 2010s and showing the versatility of rap with pop music. Thank you Rico Nasty for giving us Black female rage and giving us alt Black girl rep. Thank you Doja Cat and Tierra Whack for giving us quirky Black girl rap representation. Thank you Flo Milli, Leikeli47, Megan Thee Stallion, Lola Brooke, Doechii and more for carrying the torch for the next wave. Thank you especially to Doechii again for proving darkskin women can do anything and that our art matters. Thank you RoXXXan, Lioness and Amplify Dot for starting the renaissance of women in UK rap in the 2010s. Thank you Lady Leshurr for putting UK women's rap on the map. Thank you ENNY for giving us the Black British girl anthem, Peng Black Girls. Thank you Little Simz for carrying the UK rap game on your back no matter how long they doubt you, no matter how long it takes the UK industry to recognise your excellence. Thank you Cristale for paving the way for the next generation in the UK.

Thank you Black women of hip hop for giving us representation across the board . That we can be just as masculine just like the men of rap but also as girly and as feminine as can be. That we can reclaim our sexuality either through open sexual expression without shame or none at all no matter the stereotypes thrown at us. That as queer Black women we exist and we can thrive. That no matter the misognyoir, colourism and queerphobia we exist and we will always be here.

Thank you Black women of rap and hip hop. I love you all!

[cryptixotic]

𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚜 🐎🐎🐎

Fully illustrated board and rule book for a board game, directly inspired by Wrong Organ's Mouthwashing !

• Want to print your own ? Follow the link in the comments, and get all the files on my Kofi for the unbeatable price of (at least) 3 bucks !

This game can and will break friendships and i will not take any accountability for it - if you love your friends play the ludo variant.

[hooniehon]

( ✶ ) JUST THE TIP .. ⎯⎯ 🌳

( ⟢ ) pairings. sunghoon x fem!reader 18+

⎯⎯ warnings. noncon/dubcon?.. unprotected sex oral f. rec. clit stimulation praise maybe even more but i’m lazy..

WORD COUNT ˳ 984

( 🗒️ ) note. don’t like it don’t read it.

sunghoon was slowly losing it.

you guys have been together for 5 months already. ⎯ five. fucking. months. and you’re still avoiding to have sex with him? he’s been trying to hold himself back every time he saw you with just your panties, walking around your little shared apartment and you still expect him to ‘wait’?

he tried to convince you every time but it was always the same answer. “no sunghoon im still not ready..” ⎯ that made his blood boil more and more each single time but he just tries to accept it knowing how you still feel from your last relationship. but he was slowly getting pissed day by day from having to deal with his boner all by himself every fucking time. ⎯ but finally, finally you decided to say yes and he couldn’t feel anything else than excitement.

“sunghoon but only put the tip in i don’t think i’m fully ready you know..” you sigh out, laying down on your shared bed. sunghoon who is currently between your legs just gave you nods knowing damn well hes going to have a hard to holding himself back. yes you’ve been together with sunghoon for 5 months but you never really felt ready. ready to have such an intimate connection with him.

“yeah yeah sure.” he says, rolling his eyes which goes unseen by you. sunghoon removes your pyjama shorts and panties in no time and dives in to give your pussy little kitten licks making you gasp out, his eyes follow each pleasured reaction your face makes and he can’t help but smirk as he makes his way up to your clit giving it kisses before sucking on your little nub, the amazing sensation making your toes curl ⎯ “agh- s-sunghoon..” you whimper grabbing his hair from the pleasurable feeling.

“gotta make this pussy wet and slippery before i get in.” he announces with a smirk again as he removes himself from your clit with a loud squelch. he then goes up to his knees to remove his sweatpants and precum stained underwear in one swift, stroking his cock as he watches arousal drip from your pulsing hole. the sight making him bite his lip as he then comes forward, sliding his tip up and down your slit. “holy fuuuckkk this pussy’s so warm ⎯ shit…” he moans out. if only rubbing his tip on your slit feels this good he doesn’t know how he’ll react when he’s finally going to be in you. ⎯ “p-promise you’ll only put the tip in h-hoon?” you say with a squeak holding your pinky finger up. “s-shit, yeah.” he moans out, still sliding his tip up and down your pussy as he makes the pinky promise with you.

“fuck i can’t wait” he says as he grabs his cock and lines it up to your pulsing hole and slowly pushes just his tip in. ⎯ your walls envelope around him so tightly he has to use all his might to not push it in fully… ⎯ “o-oh my- you’re literally squeezing me so hard baby..” he moans out from the pleasuring feeling of being inside you and pulls out of you just to thrust back in slowly to make sure he only puts ’the tip’ in. ⎯ “a-agh hoon!” you moan out loudly from the extra stretch, making your hand go up to sunghoon’s hands that were currently on your hips.

you just kept feeling better and better he was about to lose it. your tight wet walls just feel so good around him his patience just snapped in one go. ⎯ “s-shit, fuck i can’t anymore i’m sorry __..” is all he said as he tightens his grip on your hips and and just decides to ram in you in one go.

“aaagh- you said y-you would only- fuck, put the tip in!” you scream while tears from both pain and pleasure fall down your eyes, although the pain from the insane stretch overpowered you. you just can’t believe he just broke your promise. as angers takes over you try to push him off of you.

sunghoon just ignores your tears and what you said as he just focuses on his own pleasure. fuck he’s been waiting for this moment since day one and you feel soooo good he’s not just gonna stop. “baby stop crying and relax for me.” he tries to reassure you while he tries to wipe your tears away. “you knew i’ve been wanting to have sex with you agh- please just let me do my thing.” he begs, not even slowing down or anything.

you try to reply back but he just took that as an opportunity to kiss you as his hands make way to your nipples, he lifts your shirt up and breaks the kiss to envelope his mouth on your nipple as he just plays with the other one. ⎯ your pussy immediately clenches much harder on his cock at the delicious sensation and delivers a muffled moan from sunghoons mouth that’s currently on your nipple and the sensation directly earns a moan from you too.

“shit i’m so fucking close you’re doing so good for me __ keep tightening your pussy on me like that.” he says in a out of breath voice as he rubs your clit in fast circles. “mphhh- sunghoon agh- i’m cl-close too!” he takes that as a signal and grabs the back of your legs to make them on your chest so he can fuck his cock deeper in you than before and that was all it took for you both come from you.

sunghoon let go of your legs and just collapse on you for a second as he then goes up again to release himself out of you to watch his cum drip out of your hole. “what an amazing sight fuck __ you’re the best.”

[sundaygimlet]

this has happened to all of us right? it's very normal to have that one annoying coworker you wanna fuck. right???

[lathez]

Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.

[pedrohub]

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) dir. Matt Shakman

[els-moonleaf]

“Care to dance?”

“We already do.”

[poisoned-pearls]

Masquerade Road Trip 🚌

Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van

It’d be a little funny

(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)