#-somewhat ironically-

[monster-noises]

Instagram shows me alot of videos of people Bouldering and... Whilst I'm certain these people are having a great time, love what they are doing, and are making largely on-purpose choices in their approach.. some of the ways i see people take thing is like.. there has Got to be a an easier to do what you are doing. Or at least you could be conciously moving Faster?? Who knows. I am... Confused.

[gtws-in-various-places]

could you put scar in the iron lung ship :^)

he is unaware of the creature

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I Am Being Held Hostage. Send Help.

w/o text:

[habeascorpseus]

fuck fuck fuck ive been slacking on posting sketches ummm throws this foolhalo at you

[atalana]

im so glad netflix sandman came out now and not 5-10 years earlier bc dream could so easily have been tumblr’s new sexyman but instead he’s tumblr’s new poor little meow meow and this feels like the way it should be

[not-me-underc0ver]

Peter: So, this morning I woke up really early and thought maybe I should try and get more sleep before I have to be awake.

Tony: Okay...?

Peter: And that's when I had a nightmare. So I'm thinking maybe this is a sign from the universe that I need to stop sleeping so much.

Tony:

Peter: It makes perfect sense

[the-insomniac-emporium]

random RL headcanons: game night edition

Mia is weirdly and inexplicably good at charades/any similar games. just anything to do with abstract communication. Poetry With Neanderthals is a personal favorite of hers.

(silly OC addition: Mia and Caldwell have a game they created for parties that's essentially just an alternate version of charades. Caldwell, who is cursed and cannot speak coherently, draws a prompt from a hat, and has to try to explain it. the audience is split into teams and attempts to guess the prompt. Mia, who is an expert at interpreting Caldwell's speech, is usually barred from playing (the exception being themed rounds where the theme is outside her specialties) and acts as a judge/curates the prompt list)

Angie is both very, very good and very, very bad at Monopoly Cheater's Edition. seems to get better the more she's had to drink, of course. gets caught cheating 90% of the time, but usually manages to pull off something insane near the end of the game.

Bela is surprisingly killer at games like Cards Against Humanity. nobody ever expects her to play the cards she does, no matter how many times they've played with her. equally an expert at games where having a good memory comes in handy.

Cassandra excels at games of deception, trickery, and mindfucks. playing a game like Werewolf with her is honestly insane. will attempt to "seduce" (i.e. distract) players she thinks are close to figuring her out. she's also decent at trivia games, but likes to narrow down the categories if the other players are cool with that.

Dani mostly likes chill, shorter games (the kind where you can play multiple rounds in one sitting), especially card games. I can see her enjoying Here To Slay, Muffin Time, and Happy Little Dinosaurs. on a semi-related note I think she low-key went through a magic trick/sleight of hand phase, but these days she doesn't usually do tricks unless she's had a couple drinks and someone brings it up.

Miranda prefers 1v1 games... on the rare occasion where someone (*cough* MC *cough*) convinces her to play. she's decent at actual chess, but is prone to starting out overconfident, only to end up getting flustered towards the end because she overthinks her moves. do not play checkers with her. she will win. you will lose. you will lose by an embarrassingly large margin.

Alcina is only slightly more interested in games than Miranda, and usually uses them as an excuse to socialize. likes big group games where there are opportunities to chat with other players while someone else makes their turn. probably plays the kinds of games that I've seen on TV a lot (classics like Mahjong) but don't personally have enough experience to talk about.

Donna kicks ass at pool, but almost never plays. you (and Angie) would have to talk her into it. totally worth it tho, because she'll have a lot of fun, especially if you're on her team and let her "show you the ropes". if you catch my drift ;) aka that thing where she'll lean a lot of her body against you, her arms alongside yours, helping move you into position. that thing tv shows/movies do to increase sexual tension between two characters.

Mia is also unfairly good at darts. it's honestly really attractive.

[lupismaris]

Sometimes self care is having a very stern talking to with the wounded scared parts of yourself that don't want to do the hard and difficult things and reminding them that nothing will get better if the hard and difficult things aren't even attempted

And then as a reward you promise to buy those wounded parts of yourself an entirely hot pink/pastel pink practice set if they agree to do the work required, as a little treat

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

yeah you fucking tell him!!

[bawdy-booster]

June

As Summer arrives in June, so too does that tremendous heat. It’s unbearable, and before long, you find yourself begging for an escape…

What better way to cool down than an extended stay at your slime boyfriend’s place? Embraced by the touch of his cool body, waves of slime pulling you towards cooling bliss, your world spinning into a daze as you let yourself become one with him as he forms himself to hold you close…

Sure, prolonged contact with his body brings on a very different sort of heat, but it’s nothing he can’t take care of for you~

[chiropteracupola]

glazed my last piece of the term! tam lin tray!

[voltfruits]

Ok this is a unpopular opinion and I want to share with everyone that sunburn is more of girllosser x boyfailure rather than girlboss x malewife

you're so correct anon. i wish everyone was as smart as you

[roobylavender]

had talia not been character assassinated do you think she and bruce should have gotten back together?

no. i hate to use the word "phase" bc that would seem to diminish the importance of what's between them, which is something that will always persist esp as their continued dedication to the same causes and their respect for each other remains. but i do think realistically bruce should be a phase in talia's life. at least in terms of consummated romances specifically. i do love the idea of them remaining allies, close friends, and co-parents, but i think allowing talia to walk away from ra's and bruce in the first place has to stand for something in the long term. before talia went her own way i think it was easier to imagine a potential future where she ended up with bruce bc it felt like the desirable option. she was in this very debilitating position where she had little to no freedom to act on her own desires and goals, the embodiment of which was none other than bruce. so when you frame her situation pre-tower of babel, obv wanting to be with bruce was appealing. he was as much the love of her life as he was a means of escape and freedom and talia having the scope to then act on her own desires. i think that's what subsequently makes dc #750 (or is it #570. i never get the numbers straight and i'm too lazy to check) a really clever issue, actually, bc it acknowledges that and the fact that bruce once again setting her free bc of his love for her actually gives her the courage to step out on her own where she never has before. the fact that she has the option to go back to gotham with bruce and presumably have everything she's ever wanted with him, but she leaves it anyway, is a really huge deal. it's a statement. she loves him, but not more than she loves herself. and sure, what talia puts herself through during lex corp era certainly begs the question of whether her version of loving herself is really viable or in any way healthy, and i would love to see bruce help her recognize that she's not alone and that she doesn't have to do it alone to prove that she's capable. all of this i agree with. but i don't think that really means she and bruce have to fall back on their once-imagined dream of playing house. even if talia did find methods of going about her work that were mentally healthier i don't really know what'd be in it for her to play house with bruce in gotham. bc that is what it would have to be, for their relationship to work in any way. bruce will never leave gotham and son of the demon didn't need to explore that issue bc it was never going to get there but trust that corny as the line about naming the baby thomas or martha was it was reflective of a reality: gotham is bruce's entire life. no matter where he goes, no matter what he does, no matter who he works with, in the end he will always belong to gotham. and i simply do not think that would ever work for talia bc there is so much more she is capable of. while her vision is aligned with bruce's her scope of access and ability is entirely distinct of his own and there is so much more that she can do aside from relegate herself to gotham (hence why lex corp as an arc makes so much sense, bc it capitalizes on that scope). and yeah every superhero couple is kinda crazy and they have teleportation and shit but idk i don't think it's really a relationship for each party to go on long missions with ill-defined parameters that give them the worst sleep schedules known to man and occasionally they share a bed. it really isn't. and that's something that bruce and talia have to live with. their duty is always going to come first even though they both have a passion for civilian life. for talia to be in a relationship again she would have to stop having the liberty of being able to go wherever the work carries her and for bruce to be in a relationship again he would have to have the equivalent of a robin-wife. neither of these things is ever going to happen. so

[scribbiesan]

“Hey there, scout. Kent Mansley, I work for the government.”

Was in the mood to draw something from my childhood, and since I suck at drawing robots, I took a crack at my least favorite character from my most favorite movie. He’s slimy, coward-ish, rude to boot, and I hated him the moment I saw him. He also drugged a child, the main protagonist, and just gives me bad vibes.

I think I made his eyes too big on the missile one, but I’m too tired to gaf about it. I like how this all came out and I’ll leave it as is.

Hope y’all enjoy! I got some more shit to work on, so that’ll be fun.

Toodles~!

[mocamoca1]

a redraw of a very specific image that I saw feat. quickly drawn leech bros

[st-louis]

3/7/24