#BAFFLING. BAFFLING

[revvethasmythh]

i'm sorry why was i today years old when i found out that if you play as male hawke during mark of the assassin, duke prosper's greatest insult is to call you a "blasted turnip" before he dies, but if you're female hawke he called you a fucking FILTHY WHORE. the ESCALATION of one term to the other. he couldn't even whip out "bastard" to pin on male hawke, he called him a TURNIP? and I got called a WHORE?

[topoillogical]

Sorry to derail but I simply must say: HOW could ANYONE make the BAFFLING word choice of saying it was "genuinely a con" instead of "genuinely a scam"

In this context, "genuinely a con" means that it was GOOD and lived up to EXPECTATIONS. why would you say something that could be mistaken for you saying "Genuinely a good convention..."

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[drjackabbots]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[lokutofu]

The boys for a friend 😌💝

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

[crowfonder]

Hi I'm one of the Americans that transferred to Rednote as word of Tiktok shutdown got around. I just wanted to drop by and show everyone a comparison that is WILD to me.

These are all in Yuan, the local currency. A buck, two bucks, six bucks... that seems really nice.

And then you pop it in U.S dollars.

14 cents. 14 cents for food.

So seeing the difference there, I got curious and made a post asking the netizens how much they typically pay for things, and I asked for how much my meds would cost. These answers are eye opening.

Eleven Yuan.

A dollar and two quarters.

Without insurance, my meds are 400 bucks in U.S currency.

There's no excuses for this. No excuse for why anyone should have to live like this.

[numbuh]

constantly coming to terms with the fact i invented my favorite character ever. what do i do about this

[sadclowncentral]

my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

[symbiotic-slime]

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

[timethehobo]

His cute expression when Rook first started flirting tho…

[kabukiaku]

I think they would be good friends actually. 🖤💜👍

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[gothicwill]

Mads mikkelsen having to film mizumono on his birthday is so funny like “happy birthday!! Time to film the most emotionally charged scene of your career. We have a cake for you after”

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..