being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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"am i really that old?" lucifer wonders on the train later
(you've probably seen them already but references taken from this post + the original tweet)
-> the follow-up
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Kristoph Gavin I'm obsessed w YOU!!
Aa4 is so good,,,, capcom pls bring him back idc how
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