#BUT YEAH GOTH KIDS

[nobodieshero-main]

goth kerenian's kiss each others eyelids in greeting. btw.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

best thing about batman is that he's a superficially grimdark character, gothic & brooding & angst ridden etc..........but then it turns out he has a million hobbies, regularly goes on adventures with his besties, and has a dozen adopted kids he's raising with his devoted foster dad. good for him

[serialgirlposter]

Various testaments and their friends.

[littlefankingdom]

~ Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016)

You cannot escape being the son of Batman when you claim your best friend was a literal gargoyle.

[psychlocke]

what the hell is with the yaoi ship featuring kabru? sorry i can't hear you over the sounds of my tragic monsterfucker yuri?

[viveela]

Can you draw Pete Thelman and Michael [tall goth] being boyfriends?

Sure here u go they're in goth love

[punkeropercyjackson]

'The Greek Big Three Kids are punks and the Roman Big Three Kids are preps'So close!!You actually know nothing about punk culture or poc!Percy is afrosolarpunk and the martyr turned revolutionary Luke thought he was,Thalia is a Sista Grrrl and ace4ace t4t sapphic dating Reyna,Nico and Hazel are afrogoths and Nico is also cpunk because he has chronic pain and fatigue which Percy harrasses Poseidon for meds and mobility aids for and Hazel is canonically punk in the same way Percy is because she's as much of professional instigator and misfit and anarchist as he is and 'girly girl equals normie' is far more pick meish than anything Piper's ever done,Frank is literally a nerd who's seen as a loser but grew into A Cool Dude™️ in hardcore dork flavor by standing up for and fighting for what's right and Jason's a freak of nature who broke out of a militaristic upbringing as his arc!They're ALL punks in one way or another and autistic and trans too and Percy is the Team Parent once again canonically as the ultimate Pjo punk😳What year is it,leave that defanged Hazel and oreo Percy shit in 2014

[kacievvbbbb]

It’s interesting that despite Kuma probably knowing of Mihawk’s reputation for ruthlessness and being a warlord for atleast 3 years he’s actively seen his apathy. But he must have seen something else to send two kids he was actively trying to help to his island (that is considering his powers don’t have a mind of their own and he has to actively consider where exactly he’s sending people and not just a want or vibe)

I don’t know; he sent the strawhats exactly where they needed to go and he sent Perona and Zoro to kuraigina home of the world’s strongest swordsman and he had to know, atleast on some level trust, that Mihawk wouldn’t hurt them. And I wonder why.

Maybe he’s seen the extent of Mihawk’s various whims to combat boredom and knew the man couldn’t resist anything this interesting.

[engagemythrusters]

(space katy perry continues to play in the background)

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

IK sometimes Bruce and Zatanna are friends, or just friendly tbh, but I want them to be like FRIEND FRIENDS. Like they were both semi-famous Emo Teenz™ growing up in the public eye! Come on now!

I imagine they're a little like sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Houdini, as in two silly little guys who could be hyper competent on their own but together are a walking, talking, unlikely friends comedy show.

Just thinking about emo Battinson and his goth Bff Zatanna who go on a spooky zaney adventures as teens whenever the Zataras are in Gotham. (This doesn't just apply to Battinson tho, observe)

Thinking about 16yrold Bruce needing to understand magic on a mathematical, scientific, and logical level and Zee being like " uhh, sorry bud we just say shit backwards it's like uh..it's like magic"

Thinking about them in their 20s, after Bruce's round the world in 80 days training montage, meeting John Constantine and being both DISGUISTED and kinda having a crush on him. ( It's the accent, they both think the accent is kind of hot, they will take it to their graves)

Also thinking about Zatanna showing up to Wayne manner to meet Dick for the first time looking at Bruce like " OH NO BRO! Baby??" And then immediately bonding with him because they're both performers and showmen at heart. (Aunt Zee is fun and cooky and will do magic anytime a nephew or niece asks, she will also let them wear the hat)

Not thinking about Zatanna coming to Wayne manor after her father's disappearance and death. (Or the way Bruce would feel gutted for one of his oldest friends having to experience his own trauma)

Not thinking about Bruce in the desperate throws of depression and grief after Jason's death or how Zatanna would come hold vigil beside him. Performing whatever magic rites she can to let Jason's spirit rest easy. (Bruce does not ask her to find a way to contact Jason, Bruce does not ask her to bring him back, he wants to tho so badly)

Anyway I just think it would be neat.

[buttfrovski]

he's such a hater omg 😭😭

[moongothic]

When people treat Mihawk as Perona's "adoptive goth father" when that's literally and canonically Moria

[a7david]

Here to remind yall that if Wade could have kids he'd already have two

[petepark]

goff kids family headcanons<3

michael

his parents are divorced and have both remarried. his father and step mother live in south park and have majority custody, but he usually spends his summers with his mom and her husband. they move around a lot so often times its a different house year to year.

his parents divorced when he was pretty young, only around 3 or 4. his father remarried almost immediately, but his mother didn't remarry until he was in his teens

he has an older sister, she's around 15 years older than him. she lives in new york.

they aren't super close, they kind of forget the other exists a lot of the time, but whenever they're together during the holidays or other visits they'll hang out. they text each other about once a month.

every other year, his mom takes him and his sister to visit her family in south korea. they spend about a month there.

of his four parents, he gets along best with his mother, then his step father, then step mother, and lastly his father.

they do not vibe.

henrietta

her father is her mother's second husband. occasionally she'll remember this fact and be weirded out.

she and bradley DO NOT get along at all, except in brief circumstances when either of their parents are being shitty, in which they will team up to harass their parents.

she has attempted to poison her father on three different occasions

pete

lives with his mom and little sister.

his father left when he was five, his sister was a few months old. they've had no contact with him since.

he does honestly love his mom and sister a lot but he tries to play it off in public. because psh, no way. blood family?? that's bullshit. obviously. duh.

that said if your mean to his sister he'll fucking Get You.

(this sentiment is also granted to karen.)

additional furry family is pete's fat ass cat named elliot and an ancient hound dog who spends most of his time asleep on the porch.

firkle

they live with their dad and his parents. their mother is in jail.

their grandparents are really catholic and generally do not agree with firkle's. you know. everything. but their dad just wants them to be Happy, so he'll usually defend them even if he's a little confused.

occasionally he does worry that firkle will end up like their mother but he does not know how to change this situation. he tries to sign them up for summer camps or just things where they'll have Normal Kid Experiences but they always wind up weaseling their way out of it.

their mom sends them letters sometimes. their dad always always always reads them before he'll hand them off to firkle.

(their grandparents will just toss them)

she's a little bit crazy bananas batshit which firkle thinks is kind of fun but is distressing for everyone else

they have four pet rats. most of their room is dedicated to Rat Space.

(their mom used to have a ball python which they are FASCINATED to learn.)

[damagesuppressor]

i have a terrible cramp. ow. owww. owwwww

[retrosexualrage]