#Before it happens
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who knows how book 7 will end. But I will still freak out about it.
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
#I mean YES obviously murder is BAD we all know that. but if nobody had ever DONE A MURDER before and you didnt know it would happen#brothers are just like that sometimes man#tw religion
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can't wait to see who epic wins the Berdly's affection at the festival
#og post#my art#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#utdr#dr#susie deltarune#noelle holiday#berdly deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie#berdly#suselle#krerdly#kerdly#<- i don't know what happened i never thought about them before and then right before ch3+4 dropped i saw content of them#and was like yeah i'll adopt that into my belief system /joke#but i think its moving out of joke territory#ironic krerdly shipping to genuine krerdly shipping any%#1k#5k#10k#shipping#yuri
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Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4
bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid
(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)
#unrelated but i popped a blood vessel in my eye and now its sore :((#i must've held in a sneeze; it's happened before#art#myart#fanart#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls bill
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I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that
#shocking how other people dont have this basic decency#not about me (right now. it has happened many times before)#but oh boy#the prophet speaks
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Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis, the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war, these are within memory. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.
I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocides. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.
#cosas mias#and yes I don't like my own military either before you ask#I like them just like that defunded and only there for humanitarian purposes if that#we learned a lot in Argentina about what happens when you let the military in power
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They accidentally cut the last shot of the show, but I drew it for ya, you're welcome <3
get your own print here
#this was meant to be on the ship but my bg drawing skills didn't allow for that to happen :')#our jinx deserved to receive that necklace 😤#did I mention I loved these two before arcane ever came out because of their stunning concept art ;;#look up Ekko's concept art by kse332 like 😩#imagine my excitement watching the show#timebomb#arcane#lol#arcane fanart#jinx#powder#ekko#jinx fanart#ekko fanart#ekko and jinx
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Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
#batfamily#damian wayne#batman#dc comics#alfred pennyworth#tim drake#dc robin#idk how long this is gonna be or how many parts bc it depends on if i can draw fast enough before christmas LOL#I have a ton of dialogue and parts planned so id fr have to get in the grindset ngl#Might not happen LMFAO#ANYWAYS dont take this too seriously#Also dont too hard abt where this would fit on any timeline shhhh shhh its all jokes n fun#my art
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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!
#jayce talis#jinx arcane#viktor arcane#jonathan sims#helen distortion#micheal distortion#carpenter tsv#paige duplass#faulkner tsv#oc ben#oc archer#dalinar kholin#shallan davar#sometimes you all know exactly when some character stopped being what they were before and sometimes it’s real fucking slow#sometimes it happened long before the story even started#sometimes you even get a resurrection#sometimes the other characters don’t even realize they’re dead#this actually happened to me irl it was weird as hell but I think I’m having a comeback
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
#wicked#gelphie#character design#comic#thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out#she's crying here because she's scared and in love#after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like “why did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to me”
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One of my favorite choices the Apothecary Diaries made was making the Emperor a “normal guy” (as far as I know as an anime-only). He’s not evil. He’s not hindering Mao Mao’s journey. He respects the concubines.
If anything his lack of autonomy and presence as the most powerful person in the country further enhances the show’s themes of working within the confines of class and gender inequality.
The previous emperor was a horrible, horrible pervert. Okay, then this emperor only weds women of age… Until he’s forced to take his father’s precious wife due to politics. The current emperor reasonably avoids her.
Eunuchs exist? Bam! now the surgery is outlawed, but this will create a reduction in male labor around the palace.
The emperor clearly favors few women. Well, now he must recognize a concubine with a powerful politician father playing the system.
He supports Mao Mao toeing the line of social expectations for women, but hasn’t removed the law against women preparing medicine. It makes one think, if he wanted to, could he make the change at all? For every two steps forward, he’s forced to take one step back.
In this universe even the Emperor is limited by social pressure and the expectations of his station. His life and that of his children is out of his control, and if that isn’t such a compelling piece of world building I don’t know what is.
If that’s how the author twists the narrative of the Emperor you better believe her female characters dealing with women’s issues in this society are even better written.
#you should all watch the apothecary diaries#I’m all caught up and starting the manga#never read a manga before#and despite knowing what’s going to happen in a MYSTERY I’m still locked in#guys it’s so good#I can’t wait to finish the manga and then jump into the light novels and read it all AGAIN#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto#and if I’m wrong about the emperor please don’t tell me#no spoilers please#though this has spoilers up to the most recent episode#maomao#tagging the queen because she’s mentioned#these characters!!!!#wrote this instead of my discussion post for class🤪
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#based on what happened in my kingdom where they were both sweeping with sm sweeping right onto pv#I wasn't quick enough to get a screenshot before sm put his broom away tho#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk crk#pure vanilla crk#crk fanart#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom fanart
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The tech guy in movies


#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford pines#Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL#When he came back#due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part#but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK#Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word#Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!
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NYC subway as a flooded cave system and all the rats evolving in isolation like devil's hole pupfish
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#the old psychic lady with the evil eye who reads fortunes and knows everything before it happens#the super mario bros super show#super mario#hbmmaster
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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