#Captain Gushi

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cw: explicit smut, johnny being a perv, mentions of reader and price being parental figures but not in a weird way, praise kink, price is mushy gushy but also rough, idek what else to put its just johnny perving on price and wife thats it thats the drabble

Sergeant John "Soap" Mactavish had seen the absolute worst of the world in his years working in the army. Things no human should ever have to witness; scenes so grotesque, heart-wrenching, and downright deplorable that they could only be conjured by hell.

But this? Not even the purest form of bleach would cleanse this from his eyes, nor the sweet freedom of death enough to erase this from his soul. Price, his beloved captain and father figure, and you, the wife of said captain, who just happened to be 141’s sweet little medic, going at it like catholic fucking rabbits in your empty office. All he had wanted was an extra dosage of melatonin following a rough mission, but the scene laid out in front of him would serve to keep him awake and squirming the remainder of the night.

But... the way his superior's hands so gently cupped your cheek and ran through your tousled locks - a direct contrast to his brutal thrusts that bounced you across your consultation table - had his boots glued to the linoleum floor. How long had it been since Soap had indulged in the touch of another? Even longer, the last time he muttered anything along the lines of what filth the captain cooed into your ear.

Shit, it was bad enough seeing the woman he looks up to as practically a mother get defiled by his hypothetical father, so why, why, could he feel himself getting hard in his pants? With bated breath, Johnny ignored the screaming bastard in his mind telling him to run like his ass caught fire and leant ever so slightly more into the doorway, enabling him to hear more of the filth his comrades were indulging in.

His sensitive ears first caught on to the wet 'schmick' of John's hips connecting with yours, then the heavenly sound of your sweet, sweet whimpers and moans. He ignored the moral questions his eavesdropping - no, perving - raised, and reached his hand around to the front of his pants, hand cautiously cupping himself.

"Fuck, honey, takin' it all so fuckin' well f' me," John groaned, panting into your ear.

"Jus' need one more from you, darlin' and I'll give it to you, yeah? Fill you up just like you need, finally get you fuckin' full of my babies." He babbles, clearly close to finishing himself, only holding off to feel the tight squeeze of your warmth milking him for everything he's worth one last time. You only whine out a weak "yes," far too fucked out to give any sophisticated answer, though it's clearly plenty for both your husband and the sneaky voyeur listening in.

Soap bites into his free fist, muffled a choked groan as he reaches into his pants, running along the length of himself to teasingly rub his thumb against his tip. It's easy to imagine himself in his captain's place, losing himself in the ecstasy of your sweet little cunt, all his for the taking. He's embarrassingly sensitive as he begins stroking himself in earnest, wishing for a moment that he could freely fuck his fist outside of the confines of his cargos.

"Fuck!" Johnny stills for a moment following the obscenity John shouts, then quickly gets right back to his rhythm, finding his Captain enjoying every second of your orgasm. Johnny himself bites back a pitiful sob as he imagines how tight your cunt must be in that moment, enough to make a stoney man such as Price break in your arms.

"Shit, shit, shitshitshit, honey, you feel so fuckin' good, baby, such a good little wife f' me, gonna fuckin pump my fuckin' babies into this delectable little cunt a' yours, yeah, baby? How's that sound? I'll have you barefoot 'nd pregnant f' me in no fuckin' time, honey." Price rambles, utterly pussy drunk as he rapidly approaches his high. His thrusts stutter only to press himself as deep as possible into you, which in turn roughly shoves you up the table, then he's grunting low in his throat, pressing his cold nose to your jaw and releasing all of himself into your abused heat.

At the same moment, Johnny's tossing his head back, ruining his own pants with his filth. His teeth nearly draw blood as they press sharply into his fist, though it does nothing to slow or ease Soap's ecstasy as his cock twitches in his grip and spurts out every last drop of cum in his heavy balls. He has half the mind to quiet his breathing, at last letting off his fist, leaning against the wall.

Pulling his hand from his boxers, he wipes it lazily on his cargos, daring one last risky glance into the room that holds his captain and medic, only to find one cheeky John fucking Price staring right back at him.

finally getting back into writing. i have no idea if this even makes any fuckin sense >:'c also i wasnt sure if i should tag it as a soap x reader, since he's not technically with the reader? but i went ahead and did, so just lmk if it shouldnt and ill fix it c:

~ mouse

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first gen | meeting shin's closest friends and gang members

⿻ mini series ft. you dating shinichiro and whatever chaos that comes from that !! ✕ fluff !! ♡ series m.list

shinichiro wanted to keep you like a secret. 

first from his family, until you convinced him after eight months it was almost a crime to have not met the people dearest to him. then from his friends, the silly delinquents who he deemed too slimy to be associated with you (and ignored the way you’d point out that he is friends with them, which would make him slimy by extension). 

truthfully, he wanted to keep you as far away from the gang as possible - the thought of something happening to you because of his association with it was almost too much to bear. and he knows his dear friends would tease the everloving shit out of him if they knew he had a partner. he really didn’t know if his heart could take it. 

he lasted ten months without them finding out. 

and he didn’t even realize they found out when they did!! shinichiro and you just happened to be out on a date one afternoon, swinging your hands between yourselves and doing all that mushy-gushy-lovey-dovey bullshit that would make any average bystander gag, at the same time wakasa, benkei, and takeomi happened to be walking around the shopping district aimlessly. 

the three spot their captain walking through the crowd, and it’s almost comical the way they begin to call out to him only to stop when they see him holding hands with a stranger. 

and like any normal group of friends, they decide the best way to get more information is to stalk the two of you. 

shinichiro, for the better part of two hours, doesn’t notice the strange group of three men who seem to follow each turn and stop and shop you enter, but when you see that mop of blonde and purple hair one too many times for it to be considered a coincidence, you snap. 

“can we help you guys with something?” you ask, eyebrow raised as you turn to face the three gentlemen trying very hard to make themselves appear smaller than they are under your gaze. 

shinichiro, ever oblivious, turns to see who you could possibly be talking to like that, and he goes through many emotions at who it is. confusion. realization. shock. horror. 

you don’t notice this, too busy ridiculing his precious members to see the way his panicked expression meets his friends eyes. “well?” you prompt, hands on your hips. 

the man with a scar going down his eye is first to speak, looking at your boyfriend instead of you, “i didn’t know you had it in ya, shin.” 

your pointed look moves from the three in front of you to the aforementioned male, eyebrows raising for an explanation. 

he looks like a fish out of water, gaping with his mouth opening and closing as he tries to come up with anything to say, before finally settling with, “i have never seen these men in my life.” 

the three sputter at this, unlit cigarette almost falling out of the man with the scars mouth at the claim. 

“dude, we’re your friends.” the shorter of the three clicks his tongue, and despite this, shinichiro just shakes his head, mouthing ‘i think they’re crazy’ to you when your eyebrows seem to raise further. 

the tallest claps a hand on shinichiro’s shoulder, shaking him slightly when he visibly grimaces at the contact, “oh come on, shin, don’t tell me you’re embarrassed of us.” then like the gentleman he is, offers you his hand, “arashi keizo, but these idiots call me benkei.” 

you take his hand and he shakes it with a gentleness that has you surprised coming from a man of his size. 

and then he’s being pulled away by the man with the scar, holding out his hand with a grin that has the cigarette between his teeth pointing upwards, “akashi takeomi.” he’s quick to grab your hand and shake it, then wrap an arm around shinichiro’s shoulders, who can only stare in silence at the audacity that his members have. 

the last of the three gives you a lazy grin, taking your hand and kissing the top of your knuckles with a wink, “imaushi wakasa. what’s a pretty thing like you doin’ with our leader here?” 

“um . . ., ” any remaining confrontation from your end has completely dissipated at the surrealness of the situation, looking between the three then your boyfriend, “we’re on a date?” 

“a date?” takeomi barks out a laugh, holding his stomach and leaning forward, only to be shoved away when the motion has shinichiro moving as well. he wipes away a fake tear, remnants of a giggle still passing his lips as he asks, “no really, what’s goin’ on here?”

it is honestly astounding that no one believes shinichiro has the capability to acquire a significant other. you feel offended for him, arms crossing over your chest with a glare, “what’s that supposed to mean?” 

“have you met shin?” wakasa leans against a nearby wall, popping a dango stick into his mouth, “can’t believe this fuckin' dude managed to-” 

you don’t even get the chance to share your name when shinichiro clears his throat and grabs you by the upper arm, effectively stopping wakasa from continuing to speak and pulling you away from the group with no regards to the protests that fall from takeomi’s lips. neither of you speak until you’re almost three blocks away. 

“i’m sorry.” shinichiro settles for, grimacing when you pull your arm from his grasp. 

it falters when your fingers tangle with his instead, and falls completely when you laugh. 

“they’re in your gang?” you ask, despite already being able to guess the answer. 

“my most trusted colleagues.” his shoulders drop, as if speaking it outloud made him realize maybe he’s made a grave mistake in putting all his faith in those three.

“they’re nice,” you hum out, leaning into his side, “i’m sure even nicer when they’re not teasing you.” 

he almost groans, “that’s, like, never.”

another laugh, and shinichiro relishes in the sound, “relentless, are they?” 

“worse than mikey."

[wimble-warcrime]

Ooh can I request how you think kid and killer would show their interest in you? Basically their way of courting you/beginning of a relationship. Together or separate, whatever you feel like 🖤🖤

hi anon, thanks for the ask! i'd be happy to do both :)

im a big fan of the concept of courting in general (to many period drama influences) so some of these may seem weird or ooc

kidd-

different from killer, who would take a more traditional approach to courting/wooing a potential partner, kidd's approach is more... chaotic... we'll say

we all know that this tulip head has the emotional range of a teaspoon, and therefore struggles with expressing any emotion other than rage and pride, so be prepared for a whirlwind of whiplash

he doesn't know what he wants, you don't know what he wants

killer knows what he wants, but won't be at all helpful in this case

while he will staunchly deny this until the day he dies, kidd's love language is acts of service (beating the shit out of people for you), gift giving (making you things to beat the shit out of people) and quality time (discussing in depth on how to beat the shit out of people)

expect a lot of shiny things, handmade metal contraptions, and requests for you to just sit with him (he tells you he needs someone to hold something for him, or shine the light at a particular angle, but we all know he just wants to be around you)

he fails miserably at any attempts of flirtation

the first time you cackle at him for his terrible pick-up lines, he shuts himself away for a few days. the second time, (with killer's guidance) he realizes that making you laugh would be great way to warm up to each other.

it becomes a witty back-and-forth of banter and cheesy pick-up lines, and a solid friendship is formed. you talk about whatever, he gives his (sadistic) input, he rambles on about his latest invention (probably a weapon) and you give your feedback

you don't know that each of these conversations are pertaining to the same creation, he's (very secretly, and quite skillfully (to killer's surprise)) getting your input, because he's making it for you.

it's months in the making, he probably started right after your first lengthy discussion about preferred weapon types or something like that.

i'd like to think that for kidd, it's obsession at first insult with him, so you'd probably be relatively new to the crew. he wouldn't last long enough to have known (and liked you) for years, no patience with dis man

he gets talkative when he drinks, so i guarantee you the first time he gets like black out drunk around you, he spills his guts. its an unspoked rule amongst the crew, that any 'gushy' feelings that come from that captain while he is inebriated, are not to ever EVER be brought up afterwards.

so you kind of just. sit there. thinking abt the fact that this angry tulip man like you. and wont admit it to your face.

after the first emotional moment TM you guys share, things start to pick up. you are witness to a softer side of the one-dimensional captain, and quite like it.

start seeking those out more. he won't, but the best progress is one made in emotional vulnerability. (dr. wimble advice corner approved)

he cant take a hint, so dont bother dropping any. if you wanna go forward, say something. kidd cannot read (alegedly), let alone between the lines. your best bet is to whip out your tits (gn) in front of him.

i will die on this hill, kidd is firmly a boob guy, dont try to change my mind. he lov em

there is no "so, should we date now?" phase with this guy, he just skips right to the "fucking them with the lights on" phase. a hot and heavy encounter later, and he has firmly planted himself at your side, no takes-backsies~~

you wake up the morning after hovered in hickeys and bite marks, and EVERYONE know your his now. he wont say it, but you are.

killer-

killer on the other hand, is a traditionalist, an 'el hopaness romtic' if ya know what im sayin

he will woo the pants right off you, season two anthony bridgerton wet shirt scene style (iykyk)

you probably aren't new to the crew, kil strikes me as the kinda guy who doesn't know he likes someone until it's too late. like man's good at self reflection and all, but it takes TIME to get to him, so there is no 'love at first fisticuffs' with him.

it starts with friendship (demi killer till the day i die), you two are like each others bestfriends. no one tops kidd (ehehe) for this guy, but you can tie

it's the little things at first, and more one-sided at the beginning (on your end), like complimenting his cooking, offering to help with dishes

maybe you buy him some hair stuff, he did mention that he was running out, off handedly. or, you sharpen up his knives for him while he's away

Killer's love language is also acts of service, more so on the receiving end tho, but he likes to give gifts. he'll cook for you, personally

like one meal just for you type thing. he says he wants you to try out a new recipe of his, but really, he just made you a nice meal, and cant say it to your face.

you two act like a couple already, but both deny it, saying youre just 'really good friends'

he first really realises that he likes you, seriously likes (maybe love) you when you get injured. and not like, oh little scratch, but like, almost died injured.

a foe has never been downed faster, than when killer heard your scream of pain and terror from across the battle field, and fucking flew across to get to you.

it's obvious to anyone that mans got it badd. he doesnt leave your side until youre concious again and the promptly blows up you for being dumb and reckless and almost getting killed. its a nasty fight, one that shatters your friendship. no one expected anything like that from him. probably the most anyone has ever heard from him in one go

he is just worried, but cant tell you that he loves you, without fully knowing how you feel back. not a guy who readily takes risks like that.

it's a few weeks before he's talking to you again, afraid that he astronomically fudged it by his little outburst. the exchanges are clipped, (you, who had been pining hard for him for like ever) and you're positively sure he hates your guts (he doesnt he just scared)

he avoids you, trying to put as much distance between you two as physically possible, trying to get rid of his feelings for you. but the you go and get yourself hurt. again

it was an accident this time, he saw it happen. like slow motion, the knife you were holding was bumped out of your hand by someone backing into you, it fell, cutting your hand open, before notching itself into the flood

he blows up at the person responsible, before dragging you to the medbay to patch you up. all the while, muttering about how clumsy you are, how much of a danger magnet you seem to be.

its at that moment you know how he feels. it's not said outright, but the care he takes with you, treating you like you're glass

you lean down to kiss his mask. just a small pec, an utterance of a 'thank you' whispered after

but

his heart is beating like a wild mustang, and he freezes. he makes sure your affection wasn't just because you were grateful (after he starts working again)

your reassurance is like cupids arrow for his heart. you like him, have liked him for a while

nothing really changes between your dynamic after that, at least from the outside. really, you've started to be more physically affectionate behind closed doors.

it's a huge step when he takes his mask of around you. the lights are off, and you can't see his face, but he lets you touch it. huge step in your relationship

he's still a baddie, violent and unhinged, (to keep up appearances), but when no ones looking, he'll love on you

this feels kinda rushed ngl, but alas, when is it not? anywayz anon, hope you like it! iv'e already done poly! kidkiller here, i hope you enjoy :)

btw my requests are open, but im still in college, so be mindful if it takes me a hot minute to reply to them

[halsinsnaturepocket]

I'm so glad my Galezel post is suddenly getting the attention it deserves

I will die on this hill they are my OTP. I want to see Lae’zel domming the fuck out of Gale by quizzing him about Githyanki culture and punishing him every time he answers a question wrong / rewarding him when he gets the answer correct

Lae using her gith mage hand to pleasure him while she sits in front of him naked with a githyanki slate she's reading to him

Lae pegs him when he gets all the answers right on one of her quizzes

Laezel actually showing weakness when gale's kindness starts to melt her icy demeanor, especially once she learns about her goddess being a lying lich queen.

The two of them just being so gushy and affectionate when they're around other people but absolute freaks together in bed.

Laezel is canonically as well-read as she is strong, she's not just a jocky type she's the captain of the lacrosse team and she's taking all advanced AP classes and graduating early and you cannot tell me that wouldn't make Gales weak knees crumble into dust.

[edoro]

okay so, you know, Hunter has this huge obvious crush on Willow

and once he comes to terms with and realizes this, of course he’s going to start trying to like, figure out What To Do About It

so please imagine Hunter spilling his romantic woes and agonies to his bestie Gus during their basement bros time, except, like, Gus is 12 and knows less than nothing about dating or affairs of the heart and frankly isn’t exactly interested in that kind of thing just yet

so naturally he refers Hunter to Luz, who as he sees it is the most romantically intelligent person in this friendgroup. she’s IN a relationship AND she absolutely loooves all that gushy stuff, so she must know all about it!

and Hunter and Luz are like, bound by blood. they’ve both seen each other at their worst, they know each other’s most dreadful and personal secrets, they would die and kill for each other, and all of that is great - but Hunter cannot bear the thought of pulling Luz aside and trying to tell her he thinks he’s Developed Feelings For The Captain

it’s just too mortifying. also, he’s pretty sure she would like, squeal and hug him, and he does not want her to make a big deal out of it. also she’d probably try to come up with some kind of romcom scheme to get them together and he also doesn’t want that. so no. Luz is out.

but then he realizes... he can ask Amity Blight. she’s ALSO in a relationship, after all! the same one Luz is in, even! and she’s known Willow longer, although he’s gathered from things the others have said that there’s a bit of a contentious history there? he doesn’t like the fact that she was Mean To Willow, but then, he was also Mean To Willow once, so he supposes that if she’s really trying to do better he can’t hold it against her (and it also means SHE can’t judge HIM, he figures - glass houses and all)

so. he goes to Amity. and present this to her as an incredibly serious matter that he requires her expertise on. and of course Amity is also going to take it seriously, because her own reservations re: Hunter aside, Willow deserves a competent and heartfelt courtship

unfortunately, Amity is 1) so gay that sometimes she forgets other people aren’t 2) not very socially astute or emotionally observant 3) just kind of a disaster?

so anyway their first conversation ends with Amity having Hunter half-convinced Willow doesn’t even like boys. Amity promises to investigate this on her own, but like - you know that one comic about Hunter trying to come out to Belos that just involves him walking into a room and shouting BOYS at his uncle? that’s basically how she goes about it.

Willow thinks Amity’s maybe trying to come out to her as bi? and reassures her that’s fine, to which Amity says ugh, of course not, then realizes how rude that sounded and panics a bit, and somehow they end up talking through Amity’s own anxieties re: her extremely nonbinary girlfriend’s gender stuff and what it means for her own sexuality

Amity leaves this conversation feeling really comfy and secure and settled on that issue and it isn’t until half an hour later that she remembers she was supposed to be gathering info for Hunter. she has no choice but to return to him in utter disgrace and tell him that, tragically, Willow is simply inscrutable and far, far too powerful.

[brittscafe]

Fluffvember 2023

Hi, welcome to Fluffvember!!! Where your life will be full of fluff and gushy nonsense :) For this event, I write for both, Bleach and Jujutsu Kaisen. I don't get a lot of requests for jjk, but I love writing for the characters! <3

Now, I'll only be doing the first 15 days, but I will have extra specials coming out later in the month :)

Day 1: Fluff headcanons for Jushiro, Byakuya, Szayel and Shunsui for a trans ftm s/o.

Day 2: Shunsui Kyoraku x f! reader where are both betrothed to one another, and after resisting Shunsui for years— the reader finally falls for his charm.

Day 3: Headcanons for Mayuri and Szayel with a fem reader who also likes the dark and macabre and thinks their experiments are cool.

Day 4: Gin Ichimaru, Safe in my arms.

Day 5: Kisuke Urahara, Flaws.

Day 6: Nanami Kento, comforting you when you're crying.

Day 7: Yuji Itadori, being alive.

Day 8: Gin with a masc s/o who likes wearing skirts and dresses.

Day 9: Pre tybw Male captains (not including Toshiro, Komamura and Yamamoto ) with male neko reader.

Day 10: Aizen Sosuke, comforting you after crying.

Day 11: Jushiro Ukitake, sleepy cuddles.

Day 12: Gojo Saturo, humor me.

Day 13:

Day 14:

Day 15:

Extras:

[butch-bracket]

BUTCH BRACKET Round 1

Rules & Guidelines

If you notice any issues with the matchups or submissions please let me know!

Matchups under the cut, polls will be linked once they're posted.

Bracket A

Jess McCready (A League of Their Own) vs. Shelley Byron (Doom Patrol)

Lupe García (A League of Their Own) vs. Desdemona (Fortnite)

Jo DeLuca (A League of Their Own) vs. Min Suh (My Princess Charming)

Vi (A League of Their Own) vs. Darling Charming (Ever After High)

Max Chapman (A League of Their Own) vs. Faye (Questionable Content)

Chloe Kitagawa (Belle of the Ball) vs. Imtura Tal Kaelen (Choices: Blades of Light and Shadow)

Kase Tomoka (Kase-san snd Morning Glories) vs. Miyake Aoi (D4DJ)

Hoshiumi Asa (Haikyuu) vs. Kyoutani Kentarou (Haikyuu)

Annabelle Cheddar (Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy) vs. Sir Amanda Maillard (Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy) vs. Captain Jan De La Vega (Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey)

Kristen Applebees (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) vs. Evan Kelmp (Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic) vs. Chieftess Cleva Katzon (Dimension 20: The Ravening War)

Cynthia Zdunowski (Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies) vs. Lake (Infinity Train)

Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack) vs. Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)

Tracer/Lena Oxton (Overwatch) vs. Zarya/Aleksandra Zaryanova (Overwatch)

Moira O'Deorain (Overwatch) vs. Junker Queen (Overwatch)

Brigitte Lindholm (Overwatch) vs. Susie (Deltarune)

Riot Maidstone (Hello from the Hallowoods) vs. Striga (Castlevania)

Bonnibel Bubblegum (Adventiure Time: Fionna and Cake) vs. Cassie Sandsmark (DC Comics)

The Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. The Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Sevika (Arcane) vs. Vi (Arcane)

Geeta (Pokémon Scarlet/Violet) vs. Rika (Pokémon Scarlet/Violet)

Kim (My Candy Love) vs. Jean (Blue Jean)

Naberius Kalego (Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun) vs. Opera (Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun)

Zen'in Maki (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs. Jane Crocker (Homestuck)

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) vs. Applejack (My Little Pony)

Dame Aylin (Baldur's Gate 3) vs. Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate 3)

Karlach (Baldur's Gate 3) vs. Kevin E. Levin (Ben 10 Ultimate Alien/Alien Force)

Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters (2016)) vs. Kena Mwaura (Rafiki)

Emmy Altava (Professor Layton) vs. Chloe Price (Life Is Strange)

Lois (Dykes to Watch Out For) vs. Kora (Rebel Moon)

Mo (Dykes to Watch Out For) vs. Kipo (Kipo And The Age Of Wonderbeasts)

Niamh Brody (Any Way The Wind Blows) vs. Jamie (Butch Jamie)

Kenjou Akira/Cure Chocolat (KiraKira Precure a la Mode) vs. Hinomori Shiho (Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage)

Bracket B

Tenoh Haruka/Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon) vs. Arkady Patel (The Strange Case of Starship Iris)

Nahara Satrinava (The Arcana) vs. Nazali Satrinava (The Arcana)

Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb) vs. Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Pyrrha Dve (The Locked Tomb) vs. Alice "Daisy" Tonner (The Magnus Archives)

Park Jae-In (Sora & Haena!) vs. Thatcher Davis (The Mandela Catalogue)

Jess Goldberg (Stone Butch Blues) vs. Lady Lesso (The School for Good And Evil)

Undyne (Undertale) vs. Van Palmer (Yellowjackets)

Amaya (The Dragon Prince) vs. Tenjou Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Burn (Wings of Fire) vs. Moonwatcher (Wings of Fire)

Tsunami (Wings of Fire) vs. Asha (Wings of Fire)

Moonlight (Warriors) vs. Mothwing (Warriors)

Anybodys (West Side Story (1961)) vs. Anybodys (West Side Story (2021))

Mitsuki Koga (The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy At All) vs. Rachel Lindt/Hellhound/Bitch (Worm)

Warthog (Trinity) vs. Susie Myerson (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)

Jay (Star Stable) vs. Sabine (Star Stable)

Alex Cloudmill (Star Stable) vs. Korra (The Legend of Korra)

Adora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Huntara (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Scorpia (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Pearl (Splatoon) vs. Kit Tanthalos (Willow)

Sun Jing (Tamen De Gushi) vs. Coral (The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes)

Buliara (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom) vs. Urbosa (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda) vs. Impa (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

Tetra (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker) vs. Linkle (Hyrule Warriors)

Queen Barb (Trolls) vs. Viva (Trolls)

Hunter (The Owl House) vs. Willow Park (The Owl House)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House) vs. Raine Whispers (The Owl House)

Blaze the Cat (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Vector the Crocodile (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Surge the Tenrec (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Ali (The Big Con)

Garnet (Steven Universe) vs. Ruby (Steven Universe)

Bismuth (Steven Universe) vs. Roman (Sanders Sides)

Saira (We Are Lady Parts) vs. Kim (Yes Or No)

Lucy Kensington (Where The Stars Fell) vs. Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

To Call You Mine

Chapter 9.5

Authors note: New Years special!! 🎉

PSA: This will be the last update for a bit as I will be focusing on getting my requests out. But breaks will still be had to update this and my other fics

Warnings: none, all fluff!

Word count: 1650    Nat Masterlist    Marvel Masterlist     TCYM Masterlist

  As everyone gathers in Maximoffs living room, watching the tv in anticipation you can’t help but gaze at your loving mate and pup instead. You can’t believe how much your life has changed this year, these last few months specifically. You've gotten everything you wanted. Natasha was yours now, Dima was too and now he has a sibling on the way. You almost couldn’t believe it, but the way the Omega looks at you constantly reminds you that it is indeed true.

  “What are you thinking about moya lyubov'(my love)?” your mate asks as she catches the way you're looking at her

   You smile and wrap an arm around her waist, pulling her and your pup closer, “Just that I'm extremely lucky to be able to call you mine”

   She practically melts at your admission and a small purr erupts from her, “I’m the lucky one”

   Yelena rolls her eyes at the two of you, “Ick, you're both being so gushy again” 

   Wanda elbow her, “Stop testing them, it’s incredibly cute to see them interact”

   “Maybe for you who doesn’t see them too often, but I see them all over each other almost constantly” the blonde retorts, causing your Omega to blush 

    Carol laughs, “Still so easy to fluster when it comes to Y/n, eh Romanoff?”

   You look down at your mate, “You used to get flustered over me?”

   “Only all the time” Clint adds with a smirk causing your Omega to groan

   “Oh leave them be. Wanda and Vis are always off somewhere cuddling and Carol, you're always sneaking off to spend time with Val and Maria” Jenn reminds them

   A blush settles on Wanda's cheeks as Vision rubs his neck in embarrassment, and Clint laughs at the stunned expression the police Captain wears and the glare she sends his way has no doubt scared many a criminal she's had in interrogation.

   “Shut it Barton. Don’t even get me started on how bad you are with Laura” 

   He huffs and playfully crosses his arms, “I am not”

   “Sure, that's why you had two out of three pups so soon after each other” you tease, earning yourself a giggle from Nat and a sour look from her best friend

   “Alright alright” Vis says with a raise of his hands, “If we keep up with the playful banter we’ll all miss the reason we're all gathered here in the first place.”

   “Vis is right” Jen agrees, turning her attention back to the tv

   Carol nods, “Right, we watch the ball drop, then get back to annoying the shit out of each other.”

   “You're terrible Danvers” Nat says with a smile that says otherwise

   You shake your head at your best friend, “You get used to it”

   “Guys” Wanda reprimands, reminding everyone to put a stop to the teasing for now and everyone settles down, their attention back on the screen as the countdown begins.

   10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1, Happy New Year!!

   The mated pairs all share loving kisses as the others cheer to greet the new year, and your mate giggles as her sister rolls her eyes and takes Dima from her.

   “My poor plemyannik(nephew), let me get you away from your parents for a bit”

   “I don’t hear him complaining” your mate teases

   Yelena scoffs, “Only because he can not talk yet”

   “He can talk” you retort, “He calls us Mama all the time”

   The Beta glares, “You know that is not the kind of talking I meant. Now shush and let me take him for snacks and apple juice” You both laugh as she heads off to the kitchen, Wanda and Vision following her in order to grab the gathering some drinks of their own. 

   With her arms now free Natasha loops them around your waist, pulling herself closer to you. You hold her tightly as she purrs and she's nearly overwhelmed by the love she feels between the two of you. The pup growing inside her is further proof of this love, and she honestly couldn’t be happier. Especially so considering Bruce still didn’t seem to know her location, and even if he did Jen made sure that Nat had a restraining order against him. She knew if he found her and came anywhere near then not only would you beat his ass and have Carol arrest him again, but his own cousin would have him put away for at least a few years and this gave her a sense of peace. 

   She's brought from these thoughts as her sister and the Maximoffs return to the room. Yelena takes a seat with her nephew, allowing him to sip on his apple juice as she shares some of the snack she brought out for them and Wanda begins to dutifully pass out the drinks. By the time she gets to the two of you you're now sitting on the same couch as Yelena.

   “Here you guys go” the Omega says with a smile, handing you and your mate your glasses

   “Thanks Wans” Nat says, only taking the drink to be able to partake in the traditional toast your friend group does

   Once everyone has their drinks the brunette heads back over to her Alpha, he smiles and loops an arm around her shoulder before looking around the room at all his friends, “Thank you everyone for joining us again this year. Wanda and I are very glad you could all make it. So here's to our friendship, our relationships with our mates, the health of the Danvers, Barton and Romanoff pups, and to this new year together”

   Everyone clinks their glasses together and takes a sip of their drinks, with the exception of two people. Wanda and Natasha. This goes unnoticed by your mate, she's too busy trying to get you to not chug your drink in order to drink hers as well. Wanda however notices right away and quickly determines that her best friend isn’t drinking for the same reason she isn’t.

  “Oh my god, Nat!” she practically squeals, running over to the redhead, “Are you with pup again?” Everyone's gaze turns to your mate and you don’t miss the look of excitement in Yelena's eyes.

   Your Omega smiles and grabs your hand, “I am, Y/n and I are expecting”

   Everyone cheers in congratulations, though Nat can hardly hear it as her best friend's body embraces her tightly. Wanda can’t help the few tears that form in her eyes, not only because of her happiness for her best friend finally getting the life she has always wanted and deserved, but also because this means their pups will be the same age.

   She pulls back enough to be able to look at your mate properly, “Vis and I are expecting too” 

   Your friend group cheers again and Nats eyes go wide, “You are? Really?”

   “Yes!” the other Omega says with an excited nod, “This is so wonderful Nat! I thought my pup would only have Dima as a friend, but now they’ll have two friends”

   Your mate smiles, “Our pups will all be best friends just like us”

   “What am I then, chopped liver?” Clint teases 

   “Oh hush Barton” Yelena chides, “Sestra(sister), I’m very happy for you. And you too, Y/n.”

   “Thanks Lena, we couldn't be happier” you reply, letting your hand come to rest on Nats barely there bump

   “Do you hear this plemyannik(nephew)?” the blond asks, looking down at him, “You're going to be a big brother!”

   The pup excitedly babbles as if he understands his Aunties words causing you all to laugh and smile at him, which in turn causes a smile to spread across his face as well.

   “He’s going to be an amazing big brother”

    Around an hour later you finally pull into your garage, and your mate chuckles softly at the snoozing pup in the back seat.

   “Poor little guy” you exclaim as you unbuckle him, “We kept him up so late tonight”

   Nat nods, “We did, but hopefully that just means he’ll sleep in tomorrow”

   You nod in agreement before taking him upstairs and tucking him in. Once you make your way back downstairs you're surprised to see Natasha not in the bedroom, but standing there in front of the still decorated Christmas tree that Liho sleeps under.

   “Everything ok Natty?”

   She turns to you, a tearful smile on her face, “Everything is so perfect Y/n. Thank you for giving Dima an amazing first Christmas, and giving me the best Christmas I’ve ever had”

   You don’t hesitate to kiss her, “Of course baby, but you don’t have to thank me for that. It’s my pleasure to do such things for you both”

   “I know” she nods, “But you deserved to be thanked for taking such good care of us and loving us so well”

   You smile softly and wrap your arms around her waist, “I love you, my Omega”

   “I love you too, my Alpha, always will.”

   Unbeknownst to you however, in a car across the street someone watches this interaction through your open blinds, and what he sees both angers and disgusts him.

    “I knew it” the Alpha grows to himself, “That lying bitch. She had my Omega and pup this whole time. And if Nat thinks I’m just going to sit here and let another, less able Alpha raise my son then she has another thing coming.”

   He takes out his phone and quickly sends off a few texts to an unsaved number before he glances back in your house's direction. He seethes with rage as he sees you both embrace in a heated kiss causing his grip on the steering wheel to tighten. But what he sees next is nearly enough to make him snap the thing in half. There, plain as day on your neck is a mark. You were claimed. His Omega claimed you, not him.

   “You're so fucking dead Y/n.”

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when they have a plus size s/o pt. 4

tags: plus size reader, reader is a vision holder (Tartaglia's), reader is a healer (Tartaglia's), fluff, hurt/comfort, insecure reader, jealous reader (Tartaglia's), major retconning of plot, not beta read pronouns: [region] in Kazuha's, [vision] in Tartaglia's, [weapon] in Tartaglia's characters: Kaedehara Kazuha, Tartaglia (separate) begins below the page break

~you braved the storm, welcome to Inazuma~

Uses [region] as a placeholder for the region of Teyvat you feel most at home in

Total words: 1292

Kazuha: where you are a new crew member on the Alcor and Kazuha falls in love with you on the sea. You join the Crux as a roaming adventurer and bond with Kazuha over your shared love of writing. When he begins to feel love for you, you push him away. How could a samurai love someone like you? 

You meet Kazuha after he hears you hiding in the ship's storage as a stowaway 

He decides to allow you to stay and help you hide after hearing your struggles

He’s genuinely so nice

When you meet Kazuha he is so warm and inviting that you end up spilling your guts to him

He fully understands you and helps you get on your feet

Once you start dating he writes you love poems that are so gushy you’re embarrassed

He’s so tender and kind to you that you never doubt him

The Alcor had docked in Liyue several nights ago and you were just now getting the gusto to approach. You had made your rash decision when the ship first docked. You needed to make it to another nation before you were caught by your family and this was the most seamless way. Would you feel bad later? Sure. But now is not the time to think about regrets. As night fell over Liyue Harbor you began your little operation. You crept up to the ship and dove into the water between the ship and the dock. As the voices of the crew died down you shimmied your way up the side of the ship, shivering from the cold once you hit the deck. You crept into the ship's storeroom and curled into a ball behind some barrels. You drifted to sleep, your freezing body giving out to the bitter cold of the night. 

-

The next morning you awoke to the sounds of stomping feet above you. The Crux crew was awake and lively as ever it seemed. You sniffled and curled further into a dark corner as the shifting waves swept the ship to sea. You leaned your head against the barrels and hoped that wherever the ship sailed was far away. 

It wasn’t long though until you heard soft, delicate footsteps come into the room. You covered your mouth and nose with your hands and stiffened your shivering body. You begged your form to be still and not bumbling and clumsy for once in your life. 

“I know you’re in here,” a gentle voice softly calls out. “Just come out, I won’t hurt you.” Right, like you were going to fall for that. This was a pirate ship. You knew what pirates did. You’d read it in novels.

The owner of the voice sighed and began to look for you. As he moved you could see the brilliant colors of his yukata, the sleeves billowing like the leaves adorning it. He peeked behind crates and between barrels before coming upon your frightened form. He smiled at you. “Found you,” he said. His eyes were gentle as he held a hand out to you. When you scrambled farther away he frowned and sat on his feet. He withdrew his hand and set it on his lap. “I won’t hurt you,” he reiterated. “I don’t have a habit of hurting people who do not ask for it.” 

You shook your head. “Maybe you don’t but your captain might.” you whispered. He smiled again. 

“Captain Beidou is kind, she wouldn’t hurt someone with no weapon,” he said. 

You scowled at him, brows down in an angry glare “And how do you know I don’t have a weapon?” you asked. 

“I can tell,” he said simply. “Are you done being afraid of me now? I have no intention of hurting you. I would like to help you,”

Your scowl turned to a squint. “Help me?” He nodded in return. 

“You stowed away for a reason,” he said. “So I would like to help you.” 

“And what’s in it for you?” you emplored.

“A story,” he said. “Tell me your story and I will help you.” 

“That cannot be all it is,” you reply, “There is always more”

“I have no interest in more,” he replied. 

You pause, contemplating. At this point what did you have to lose? You had made it this far and had nothing left to go back to. So you gave in. 

“I ran away,” you said. “I come from a well-known family in [region]. I am getting older and am past my youth… my family wanted me to get married to continue the family legacy.” The more you talked the more things just tumbled out of you. You kept checking his expression and he seemed so intrigued. He listened and nodded along as you told your story. You expressed your hopes and dreams, and you told him about the spouse your family had found for you even though you held no love for them. You told him how it was almost your wedding day and you ran away. You told him about the note you had left behind at your family’s home and the tear stains that were drenched into the parchment of it. When you finished your story it was daybreak. The man simply nodded his head and smiled at you. 

“Thank you for telling me,” he said. He rose to his feet and offered you his hand. He helped you to your feet, “I’m Kadehara Kazuha. Welcome to the Alcor, stow away.” 

-

To say Captain Beidou was less than thrilled about your arrival was an understatement. While she didn’t mind having a new crew member, per se, she was unhappy with how you’d done it. The rest of the crew was less than welcoming as well. The normally happy and lively crew was skeptical of your ability to pull your weight. A round, spoiled person from a well-to-do family was not likely to be able to pull their weight in their eyes. But you were determined to prove yourself. You scrubbed the deck, hauled cargo, anything to prove yourself to the Crux crew. Your “blemishless skin” (the Crux’s words) began to show sun spots from all your time baking in the rays. Your “soft baby hands” were callused from work. Your hair was always pushed away from your face and sweat always trickled down your nose. Eventually, the crew began to warm up to you. Some more than others. 

Kazuha spent a lot of his time watching you. The time he normally spent writing lamenting poems about the solemness of the ocean turned into haikus about a certain soft individual’s beauty. Weeks passed with you aboard the ship and it was a surprise you hadn’t found his love poetry yet. He was glued to your hip most of the time. He escorted you places, showed you the scenery of Inazuma and Liyue, and tenderly and kindly tucked you in at night. The crew began to tease both you and him about it. 

-

One morning, you awoke to a letter next to your head. You sat up, knowing who it was from before you even opened it. No one else on that ship would write you a letter. You opened it to see a beautiful poem written in delicate handwriting. 

Twilight and its delicate sparkling stars

Do not compare to your eyes on that night

A frightened dove, you froze and tried to flee

But flew straight into my heart

Meet me on the deck at sunrise

-Kazuha

You frowned at the letter but threw on some clothes and headed to meet him. It was still dark out that morning when you saw him sitting on the railing. He turned to you and smiled, “It is not dawn yet, y/n,” he said. 

You frowned at him, “Kaedehara, you must be confused,” you said. 

“Confused how?” he replied

“There’s no way that poem was real,” you responded. “Those feelings sounded… romantic”

“And they were,” he said, floating down onto the deck. His movements were soundless, like the wind itself. He approached you slowly like you were that frightened bird in the poem. “I care for you.”

“You can’t,” you replied. “I’m… not meant for you.”

He smiled warmly. “But I was made for you,” he replied. “I was made to compliment you.” He touched your cheek, gently stroking it. “I love every part of you, even if you can’t love it yourself.”

You trembled under his touch, unsure of what to do. “I can’t compliment you. People will mock you for being with me.”

“No,” he said. “They will envy me,” he kissed your forehead and tucked you against him.

~Sneznhaya, try to keep warm~

Uses [vision] and [weapon] as placeholders for what weapon and vision you feel drawn to. Uses Russian pet names, written in English letters for an easier reading experience.

Total words: 1616

Tartaglia: where you are his assistant and healer on a job and he won’t stop flirting with you. You tell him to cut out the jokes, but he insists he’s serious. Over the months, you both end up having feelings for each other. When he continues to flirt with other people, like the traveler, you confront him on how he should be with them.

He’s a huge jokester and flirts when you meet

Turns out that’s just his personality

He keeps telling you he’s serious but you don’t believe him

You two bond during the mission

When you get jealous he’s very amused

Likes to hold you by the waist

He will do anything to keep you safe

Being an assistant in the Fatui was a pain, in more ways than one. Your healing abilities and vision made it hard to get any work that wasn’t dangerous or outrageous. At the end of the day, you still wanted to go home to your family. After gaining a reputation as an exceptional healer among the ranks of the Fatui you started to get more high-profile jobs. The biggest one so far was when you were paired with the youngest and one of the fiercest of the eleven harbingers for a high-stakes, dangerous job collecting a debt. What you did not know was taking that job would lead to you becoming this harbinger’s personal assistant.

-

You met Tartaglia, or Childe as he seemed to prefer to be called, on a typical day in Snezhnaya. It was snowing and blustery, the skies dark with heavy cloud cover. You were bundled in your heavy uniform coat, your vision hanging loose on your chest. You were guided to Childe, who was looking over some paperwork at a desk, by a Fatui peon. Tartaglia looked up at you from his paperwork and gave a polite smile, his eyes distant and hiding coldness. 

“You must be the healer assigned to me, correct?” he said, his ginger hair falling loose in his face. The heavy red scarf he wore covered him up to the chin, forcing you to look him in the eye. You nodded at him, giving a small bow.

“Y/N, lord harbinger,” you said. You kept your head low, waiting for his response. “Rise,” he said, voice cold and distant. He looked you up and down. “Don’t hold me up on this mission, clear? And call me Childe, formalities will cause complications.” 

You nodded again, “Yes sir, Childe”

He grinned at you, “You learn quick, I see,” he said. “You can relax, I have no intention of being a strict superior.” He waved off the Fatui swordsman that had escorted you, who bowed and left. “Take a seat, let’s get familiar with each other. I see you have a vision, [element] type at that. Is that what you use to heal?”

You sat across from him in a small chair, shrinking your shoulders to make yourself as small as possible. You nodded at him. “I am very capable,” you said. “Despite my appearance, I am a capable fighter and healer.”

Childe leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. The black fur of his harbinger coat rose around his ears as he chuckled. “I don’t doubt it,” he responded. “You wouldn’t have risen this high in the ranks if you were not capable.” He moved his arms to cross behind his head. “If you would like, we could spar. Prove yourself as capable as you claim.”

You scowled at him slightly, a faint frown and downturn of your eyebrows the only physical sign of your disapproval. 

“Lord ha- I mean Childe, surely you must be joking. I am no match for you.” You respond. Childe grinned.

“While that may be the case I’d still like to see your skill.” He stood, offering his hand to you. “Come on, little healer, show me what you got.”

You took his offered hand hesitantly and stood to your full height. Childe grinned and shed his coat and scarf, brandishing his bow. You pulled out your own weapon, again hesitant to face off against the harbinger. The battle started off as you just protecting yourself and dodging his attacks. You repeatedly healed your own wounds to keep the fight going. Eventually, you learned his patterns and could attack him. After a few solid hits, he backed off, putting his bow away and dissolving his hydro swords. You backed off too, prepared to heal his wounds. 

“Capable indeed, comrade,” he said. “Not to my level yet, but capable,” he grinned at you. You began to heal him and he smiled. “Your healing feels warm.”

“I’ve heard that before. It’s supposed to be soothing,” you said. 

“I could get used to this.”

-

Childe and you were close. Like… people called you his “work spouse”. After your initial mission together you were joined at the hip… well more like he always had his hand on your hip, his arm wrapped around your waist. He would whisper flirtations in your ear to make you turn red. When you would tell him to stop joking around he would laugh and say “I never joke with you, moy dorogoy”. You would roll your eyes and walk away with your arms crossed, trying to not show that your heart was flying like a hummingbird in your chest. 

You and Childe had been in Liyue for a while. Turns out he had been transferred to the bank branch there. He wasn’t getting injured as often. In fact, it only really happened when he went debt collecting. Even though he was getting injured less he fought to keep you there with him. The Fatui had tried to transfer you to be someone else’s assistant but he fought them and insisted he needed you. They eventually relented and you got to stay in the cushy position you’d found yourself in. 

Recently a traveler has been hanging around Childe. Their golden hair and slim body irks you. They and their little floating fairy are always around him, clinging to him. He even gave them a nickname and “loaned” them money. You thought you were going to kill him when you found out. 

“Childe you gave them money? That is money from your personal account! It’s what you eat with!” you shouted. 

Childe just smiled at you, “don’t worry, velikolepnyy. We still have plenty,” he said. 

You sighed, “It’s not our money, Childe, it’s yours. Stop spending your money on other people, let alone me.” Inside, you were steaming with an unrecognized feeling. You didn’t know what it was that was eating at you. This beautiful and mysterious person had shown up in Childe’s life and he was giving them the attention that used to be almost exclusively yours. You didn’t realize it, but you were jealous. 

You sighed, recalling that memory was awful. The traveler had wormed their way into Childe’s heart. You always felt like an obvious, large, third wheel… fourth wheel if you count the weird silver fairy that hung around the traveler. The four of you were walking through Liyue Harbor one night. You trudged a few steps behind the trio ahead of you. Childe was smiling, telling the traveler about Sneznhaya. You frowned at them, thinking that no one would notice if you left. Your thoughts raced as feelings washed through you. Crimson anger, empty sadness, suffocating fear… you took off back to your lodgings. Once you got back, you curled into a ball on your bed. You lay there, surrounded by the trinkets Childe had bought you. You felt like you were falling into a cave. The hole in your heart ate away at itself, causing your head to spiral into a funnel of self-loathing and anger. Tears ran down your cheeks as you came to the realization that you were in love with Childe, all of these thoughts because you loved a boy. 

-

Back on the streets of Liyue, said ginger boy is frantically looking for you. He hand noticed your absence only moments after your exit. He had reached for your hand subconsciously, something he had been doing since the two of you arrived in Liyue, and noticed you weren’t there. He turned to the traveler, asking where you went. They didn’t have an answer, their gold eyes confused. He immediately apologized for his sudden exit and took off to look for you. He began to blame himself. Something must have happened to you and he didn’t notice. He looked in alleyways, he search the ground for blood spatter, he hunted for you like he was playing hide and seek with his siblings. 

Eventually, he went to your lodgings. He had exhausted himself and all his leads. When he spotted you he fell to his knees. 

“Y/n…” he said. “I thought I’d lost you.”

You looked at him from your bed, wiping the tear tracks. “Lost me?” you asked. “I just came home to rest.” 

“You didn’t tell me. I thought someone had gotten you,” he said, voice hoarse. 

You tilted your head at him. “I can handle myself,” you said. “I don’t need your protection.”

He sighed, laughing humorlessly, “I know, I know… but… forget it,” he stood up and dusted off his gray pants. He looked at you and sat next to you on the bed, laying his head on you. “I was worried,” he said. 

You were stiff. “I’m sorry,” you replied. 

“Just… tell me why you really left. You were crying,” he said. “Your eyes were red.”

You sighed after a bit of silence. “Just me being stupid,” you said. 

“You could never be stupid. You’re smarter than most of the Fatui agents we work with,” he said back. 

You sat in silence, contemplating. You could lose your job, you could lose your friendship… but should you hold it in? He deserved the truth. You shut your eyes, squeezing them tight. “I’m in love with you.”

He stopped breathing, you swear. He just stopped moving and was silent. “Why would that make you leave?” he asked after what felt like an eternity. 

“Because…” you trailed off, “You like that traveler more, so I was giving you space. I take up too much anyway.” 

He laughed, deep and guttural, “Lyubov, I don’t like them more than you. You’re irreplaceable,” he said, snuggling into you. “I love you, too. And I don’t joke with you."

[loosesodamarble]

Since you do the ship ask game as well, can I be so bold and request both my OC x CC ships, Solid x Rosette and Fuegoleon x Lital? And a classic, Yamichar, if it's okay for you 💘

Greetings Vilandel. Welcome to my humble blog.

And I’m sure you’re aware but I’ve done a bit of research on your ocs in order to give a proper answer to your inquiry.

(Kisses Rosette and Lital) Very good ladies. We stan.

Anyways~! 💖

Both of the ships are very sensible and compelling.

I like Sosette a smidge more because it involves Solid getting clowned on by fate. He wasn’t supposed to fall for his arranged fiancé but now he’s head over ass for her and I’m brought to life by that. Solid and Rosette’s dynamic of willingly entering the arranged marriage and then working their way into trust and eventual love feels real to me. It’s a balanced and mutual dynamic from the start. The most compelling part about it is that Solid is allowed to grow into a better man without that being Rosette’s goal. It would’ve been annoying if she made it her job to fix him. She does scold him but she doesn’t nag him. And the fact that they don’t end up as as totally mushy gushy couple works for them.

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Fuegoleon and Lital is a well thought out ship too. Lital is brave and considerate. Her complex background has helped mold her into someone with a good head on her shoulders, not prone to gossip or judgement which I think Fuegoleon would appreciate in a partner. And for Fuegoleon’s part, he always thinks of those around him and though he can be strict, he isn’t inflexible. They’ve got this calm dynamic that still leaves room for an endearing romance where they learn and grow together. The biggest compelling factor to me is their time together. Considering my own oc x cc ships, I do like the relationships long-standing and devoted!

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And let’s not forget the cc x cc YamiChar! I find that it makes sense and is SUPER DUPER COMPELLING!

For why is makes sense, I believe it boils down Yami and Charlotte seeing each other in a way they need to be seen. Yami treats Charlotte with a respect that other men don’t. Other men throw them at her feet and see her mainly for her beauty and status. Yami, though, teases and taunts her like he’d tease the male captains or his squad members. He doesn’t dote on her or worship her. Charlotte is someone who has her own strength but could still stand to be open to help. And Charlotte sees Yami as someone who can in fact be loved. She pushes him away and makes jabs at him but she doesn’t look down on him as some strange foreigner. Even if she complains about his lack of tact, she still admires his strength and knows that he can speak words of kindness.

It’s such a compelling ship based on that thought alone. I’m also compelled by my real life experience. My mother is Japanese and my father is Caucasian so a mixed race couple like YamiChar reminds me a bit of my own family. I do wish Charlotte’s crush wasn’t so often a joke because that kills the vibe a little. Not totally though.

[jellie-the-aqua-puma]

Hi...if you don't mind me asking, who are your favorite romantic relationship's couples in books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series (can be canon or non-canon)? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......Thanks....

Hi! Thanks for your ask! This is a good question, and this is my first ask so don’t apologize! Currently my mains are

Dazai/Chuuya aka Soukoku from BSD, I really like their dynamic, just the familiarity they had when they came on screen for the first time together. I think Bungou is really well execute though, so S2 showing that they still can come together and pretty much treat each other the same way / exasperation with no heat? And then the light novels are soo helpful too! I really think they’re sweet for each other, and I just think that’s neat! Plus there’s so much to unpack with their relationship! Yeah Chuuya wasn’t happy when Dazai left, but did he really resent him for it? Did he take it personally? What are they going to do now? All they do whenever they’re together is their best to protect each other.

Gojo Satoru / Geto Suguru from Jujutsu Kaisen, the tragedy! Oh man! It took me a bit to get on board with this, but I’m in for life now. It was the “My six eyes tell me your Geto but my soul knows otherwise.” I haven’t looked back. Gojo so shamelessly admitted that and Geto fighting back? They actually remind me a lot of Soukoku, with the obvious being Gojo = Dazai and Geto = Chuuya, but also Gojo was the one who got left just like Chuuya. So much went wrong for these two when it didn’t have to! If Geto had just took the time to explain, if he didn’t stubbornly try to rationalize his mistake, if Gojo had not taken Geto’s words at face value, if he’d’ve pushed a little more. I really love the impact they had in each other. Geto is the reason Gojo pushes for a better future for young sorcerers (does not seem like it’s going that well) and Gojo was the reason Geto wanted to make the world a better place for sorcerers.

Sun Jing / Qiu Tong from Tamen De Gushi (Their Story), a Chinese manhua. The story is just so cute, innocent, and straight forward. No screwing around, misunderstandings, annoying drama, etc.

Galo / Lio from Promare - this movie was so good! These two are really cute! I’m gonna say they’re semi-canon …

Hua Cheng / Xie Lian Heaven Official’s Blessing. Tragic characters when separated but together work towards their best future! Love it.

Cheng Xiaoshi / Lu Guan from Link Click I watched this on a whim and was so impressed by the characters and story! Im super interested to see where their relationship will take them, especially after what’s been revealed in S2, which I’m still reeling from! I am eagerly waiting for season 3!

I’m curious about yours now! What would you say yours are?

Honorable Mentions in no particular order below the cut

Yeong-sin and Seo-bi from Kingdom (kdrama) even though they don’t interact much, them being the only two survivors of the zombie epidemic in Jiyulheon is really what sets them a part for me although anytime they’re around others they act like they don’t know each oher.

TodoDeku was super cute in a very innocent kind of way. I liked that Todoroki was the first person who wasn’t Izuku’s friend who to saw his potential and see him as competition. I haven’t followed My Hero since S4 tho.

Yoruichi / Soi Fon Bleach; I felt Soi Fon’s devastation, to be joined at the hip and devoted and then abandoned and left behind. Yoruichi is merciless, she didn’t gaf lol.

Speed / Trixie sealed in by the 2008 Speed Racer live actions. They were crazy in the anime.

Astrid / Hiccup from the HTTYD film franchise, what a power couple.

Nancy / Edward from Enchanted, they are wasted by Disney but they’re oh so cute!

Aurora / Phillip from Sleeping Beauty, they are also wasted by Disney.

Goku/Chichi Dragon Ball, Chichi is wasted by Akira.

Steve / Bucky too, from Captain America, the way Steve was constantly ready to raise hell for Bucky got me. I pretend anything Phase 3 and after didn’t happen.

[rexxdjarin]

Under the Same Night Sky

A little pre-order 66 Rex and Mari slutty shenanigans for this evening 😈😏

Captain Rex x OC: Mari Vontas

18+ RATED E FOR EXPLICIT. MINORS DNI!!

warnings: established relationship, oc pairing, sexting, dirty talk, usage of toys, fluff and separation angst.

Click. Click.

Two tones signaled on Mari’s comm as she sat in her living room wasting away in front of the holonet channels streaming on her projector. The room was illuminated only by the neon signage just outside her window. She rubbed her eyes and sat herself up enough to reach over for her comm laying on her caf table.

Click. Click.

Again, it signaled. This time of night it could only be one person. He was away. Lately, it felt like he was always away. Anywhere but where she’d like him, softly snoozing wrapped in her blankets and gripping onto her for dear life like he always unconsciously did when he slept. This mission had lasted more than 46 rotations, more than a month without the scent of him lingering on her clothes and her couch cushions. She hadn’t heard from him in a few days and he always tried to check in to alleviate her worries.

When Mari’s comm lit up as she tapped in her passcode, she smiled wide at the message she’d received.

Rex: thinkin’ bout you, mesh’la. can see lots of star systems where I am. hoping one of them’s yours.

He was always more gushy and sentimental when he was gone a longer period of times. Mari didn’t blame him. She felt the pangs of loneliness as deeply as he did. She just didn’t have to worry about it showing in the middle of a war zone like he did.

Mari: don’t worry I can spot you from anywhere in space, blondie. ;)

She giggled to herself, the desire to poke fun at him was too good to resist. She slid herself back down into the comfort of the only blanket that still vaguely carried his scent and snuggled back into her lounged position on her couch. It wasn’t often they caught each other at the same time and it wouldn’t be unusual for the him that the soonest he could follow up would be rotations later. To her luck, this was one of the rare times they were both up and free at the same instance.

Rex: very funny. ;) knew you’d be up. you holding things down back there? can I see you?

To Rex’s unbelievable luck, she was doing quite well. She’d spent the entire afternoon at a banquet for the Devaronian Royal Peace Council who’d just come in that morning to attend a special convening of the Senate. She looked beautiful, deciding on a rich sapphire satin gown that would’ve made Rex’s lungs ache for air he’d struggle to find in her presence.

Mari: holocall?

Rex: can’t. boys are asleep all around me. don’t wanna wake ‘em. can send me a holo of that pretty face tho.

Mari scrolled through holos of that evening, searching for the best one she’d taken of herself and settling on one that was more her usual sultry smirk than the kind shy smile she always saved just for him.

She sent the holo over and in seconds he replied again.

Rex: there she is :) blue was a nice touch. I’d show you mine, but…don’t think you’d be pleased with what you’d see. I’m fine. Just don’t want you to be worried. I’m alright. Hopefully wrapping things up. I miss you. every part of me misses you haha.

Mari smiled proudly, knowing exactly what he meant by every part of him. After all he can barely keep his hands off her when he’s 2 feet from her, forget 2 star systems away.

Mari: every part, huh? well I can help with that ;)

Rex: you’d do that for me? fuuuck.

Mari: of course, baby. whatever you need, I’m yours.

Rex: maker- I’m so lucky. can you show me that perfect ass?

Mari smirked, she had him right where she wanted him even from hundreds of lightyears away. Normally, she’d search through her existing catalog for something great she’d taken of herself and saved for him for another day. But she looked so good tonight and she missed him so much that this warranted something brand new.

She stood up from her spot on the couch and crossed through the circular threshold to her room. The large round wall mirror was the perfect place to pose for him and she knelt down in front of it, admiring the gorgeous makeup she’d flawlessly managed to apply. Slowly, she hiked up her dress to reveal the blue and white lace set she’d chosen just to remind herself of him. Stars he was about to lose his mind.

She snapped a holo of her behind, the blue piping hugging her every rounded curve, dip and crease just perfectly. She beamed, honestly proud of how titillating and enticing she had made herself look. A few taps later and she’s sending it over to him, no caption necessary.

Rex had only gotten progressively dirtier with time. As their relationship went on, he got more and more comfortable letting his freak flag fly if only because he so desperately wanted to keep up with her insatiable appetite and skill. He wasn’t inexperienced, but he wanted to explore more of his sexuality with her than he ever found himself wanting to before. She made him feel safe enough to get filthy and he loved every step he took into self-discovery with her leading the way.

Mari knew enough about her boyfriend to know where this was going to end up. She stripped off the remaining articles of clothing she’d thrown on when she got home tonight and padded over to the secret drawer where she kept her toys hidden away. One in particular that was the closest she’d get to Rex himself; a long and thick one that still was no comparison for the real thing. It would have to do though.

No sooner did she pick up the blue silicone toy, her comm clicked again. Multiple times in a row.

Rex: fuck…

Rex: fuck, Mari.

Rex: mesh’la…fucking HELL you look so good. you have no idea what you do to me…

Rex: I’m so fucking hard. let me see more, pretty girl.

She rushed into the cuddly warmth of her bed, positioning her holopad on her desk not far away and posed again for a holovid now. More suggestively this time, legs spread wide and her hand delicately tugging at the thin band of lace blocking her center from view. The other hand peeling down the straps of her bra and slowly slipping it off of her into a heap in her sheets. Though her eyes started by watching her own movements, they ended staring right up at the screen the way she’d demurely blink up at her boyfriend’s lust darkened gaze if he were here.

She fired the holovid over to him immediately, feeling her own blood starting to sizzle with inebriated need she had tried to put off until he returned to her. Here she sat alone, half naked, aroused and absolutely beautiful in a bed that truly belonged to two people who shouldn’t ever have to part.

He responded quicker this time, his own need spurring this on faster than usual.

Rex: you’re fucking perfect. play with those tits for me. wish I could kiss them both. And somewhere else too…

Rex: take those panties off…captain’s orders ;)

Mari: only if you’re pumping that pretty cock for me, sir.

She responded, attaching a follow up of her with her tongue swirling lewdly around a finger.

Rex pinged back instantly. The holo was dark, their makeshift barracks not nearly sufficient enough for their usual dirty exchanges, but she could just make out his fist wrapped around his shaft just below the tip. The sight of him being presented to her but not in front of her now was a special form of cruel torture.

Rex: fucking pounding for you, mesh’la. wish it was your dirty fucking mouth wrapped around me right now.

Mari nearly squealed with joy, she loved it when he got like this. That he felt perfectly safe enough with her to actually do this. She hit record again, this time tugging the lace fabric of her panties down her legs and over the blue garters she’d decided to leave on. Her hand delicately grazed the swollen bud of her clit and she cried out in ecstasy, completely overwhelmed at the idea of this being his hand instead of hers. The drawn out desperate mewl of his name followed and she sent it back to him quickly as she kept up the torturously slow circles on herself.

In seconds her holo was actually ringing, a comm channel opening at the quick tap of her finger. So much for not wanting to wake his men.

“don’t…have a lot…” He was panting as he was clearly exerting himself to keep up with her, “Of time. Gotta be more quiet than I’d like. But Mari…mesh’la be as loud and filthy and sexy as you want. Let me watch you go, gorgeous. fuck.” He rasped, the quiet whisper tone of his voice not enough to conceal the overwhelming arousal deepening his voice.

“Rex…it’s nice to hear your…voice…oh fuck..” She replied before tipping her head back and resigning to the pleasure rippling through her as her slow, deliberate circles on her clit became slippery dips into her folds.

“Gods, look at you. You’re soaked, aren’t you? Talking to me makes you so hot, huh mesh’la? You look so fucking sexy…you’d look so good taking this cock. I know that’s what you’re thinking about. Taking me like a good girl…” Rex rambled as his arousal carried him higher and higher toward bliss.

Mari couldn’t see him, he was probably on their private comm channel and likely listening to her through his helmet. But thank the force and every star above just hearing his voice was enough to make her soar. She eased herself as close to her propped up holopad as possible and tipped her head back, her tits pressed out provocatively toward the camera. Rex stifled a desperate moan, her name chanted like prayer in her ears as he sped up the strokes of his fist along his length.

Mari sighed, turning toward the screen before bringing her toy into frame and making Rex nearly choke with excitement. “N-need more, Rex. It’s not you…but it’s close.” She whimpered, slicking up the surface of it with the pool of wetness already coating her fingers and folds.

“Think about me. Pretend it’s me. Call out for me. I’m here, darling. Always. You need me. That pretty pussy is mine. Take it all for me. Mmmmf fuck, Mari. Show me…” He instructed, soft groans of restraint he was forcing upon himself filling her ears.

She lifted her head and looked directly into the holopad, making burning eye contact with what she could imagine were Rex’s big perfect brown eyes or his two blue jaig eyes glaring down at her. She slipped the toy inside her effortlessly, the melodic sound of erotic satisfaction filling her ears, the room and Rex’s bucket.

“Rex. So good. You’re so good. I can’t…can’t take it much longer.” She moaned, the swell of arousal buzzing through her system as the blunt end of the toy bumped her insides at a pace she imagined would match Rex’s.

“Yes…fuck oh fuck…yes you can Mari. Because you’re such a good girl for me. Such a tight wet little cunt. You can take it so good. You always do. Show me how good you are. Make that pretty pussy come for me. Can you do that?” His deep voice rumbled louder, his drive toward climax making the dominant side of him come out.

Mari gasped as the sound of his voice made more arousal surge through her lower belly, a hot lick of torturously delightful tension binding ever tighter. The only solace from the burn in her core was the slicked toy bumping into it with every rock of her hips forward. She imagined every time Rex would thrust his hips just so, gripping the plush of her round thighs to lift her legs higher, grinding himself deeper and harder inside her. His powerful pistoning hips were the only respite she’d ever known from the brutal ache of desire that lived within her very soul.

With his voice spurring her forward, his pants and groans and mutters of her name had her head spinning. Her body clouded with ever rising levels of bliss. She teased her clit the way he would, pressing and rolling repeatedly, gradually speeding up every so often. She thrusted the lengthy toy in and out of her the way he would his cock, to the hilt, to her favorite spot, until he made her sob with delight at how good she felt.

Numbing tingles spread through her from her core to the tips of her fingers and toes. She was nearly there. Just needed to hear him one more time. To put up the façade for a little longer.

“Rex….oh Rex I’m…close. So close, Captain. Please, please can I come? Baby, please?” She let the begging commence, the pleading moans making the breath audibly catch in his throat.

Rex chuckled darkly followed by a deep guttural groan he was desperately trying to muffle. “Mari, my mesh’la. Come for me. Say my name when you do. Nice and loud. Wanna hear who makes you come so good. Fuck I’m gonna come too.” He harshly whispered, the sputtering sounds of his breathing stopping momentarily as his climax began to suffocate him. “Together, ok?”

That was it. Not the filth, the freaky, nasty, depraved shit he called to her this entire time. No. It was the softness, his need for her to go with him, his accommodation of her, the thought of him needing her pleasure to find his. That did it.

All at once the burn in her belly snapped, her walls clenched around the toy that could bring her to this but would never feel even half as good as her Rex. The circles on her clit ignited the numbing tingles radiating outward to join with her spasming walls collapsing around her toy.

“Rex!!” She cried out in carnal ecstasy, her body rolling and writhing, her every muscle tensing in response to the high careening into her.

“Fuuuuuck.” He groaned, breaks in his panting signaling each time he shot a ribbon up into his own hands. Three, four, five times over. He giggled happily to himself, his high fading and leaving him completely boneless for at least a little while.

Mari grabbed her holopad and laid back on her sheets, keeping her connection to Rex as close to her as she could. Aftershocks rolled through her for a few minutes afterwords and he coaxed her through all of them. “Oh R-Rex. I feel….so good, baby. I’m so happy.” She sighed, pulling her blankets up to cover herself and looking into the screen hoping by some miracle she might be able to see his perfect, smirking handsome face.

“I know, my little sunshine. I know. Look so beautiful too.” Rex assured, the tiredness of a battle weary soldier finally starting to settle back into his usually gruff voice.

Mari’s eyes hung heavy with sleep, the incredible height of her climax sending her crashing down just as hard. “Wish…I could see you..your handsome face too, Rex. I miss you. I miss you so much.”

He stayed quiet for a while, Mari almost thought he’d fallen asleep on her. But he yawned and spoke softly, the way she chose to believe he only ever did to her, “I miss you too. So, so fucking much. You’re all I ever think about. When I have time to think.”

“Please stay safe out there for me, wonder boy. So I can have you for real next time. I’ll wait for you.”

“Toys don’t compare, huh?” Rex’s soft chuckle made Mari’s heart pound with more love than she could ever recall feeling for anyone. “My impatient little mesh’la, I’d never make you wait. But next time you need to, give me a show like that again. Promise?”

“I promise. And Rex?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you. Be careful.”

“I love you. I will.”

[sparkedblaze]

oh you want my thoughts well uhm

what if modern au newsies beach trip?

-al, race, jack, an the twins playing in the water

-sarah laying out on a towel, trying to get some sun

-davey helping les build a sand castle (with a moat and a drawbridge and everything)

-kath finding a patch of shade and settling down to read

-medda packed snacks for all her kids and made sure everybody had sunscreen on

-crutchie playing pirates with blink and mush (crutchie is peg-leg pete while blink is one-eyed earl and mush is captain fluffbeard)

-splasher having the time of his life playing in the tidal pools

-maybe oscar and morris are even there too. morris doesn’t love the feeling of the sand so he just brings his coloring books and sits on one of those nice flat rocks instead while oscar watches him and makes sure he doesn’t fall off

-bill and darcy being all mushy gushy and sitting together on a towel

-spot and some of the brookies chasing eachother up and down the beach

-jack coming over to davey all wet from the water and cuddling him to get him all wet too

-finch flying a kite (shaped like a bird of course!)

-🦡

I HAVE ONE NOTE ON THIS OTHERWISE PERFECT THOUGHT

MIKE IS ALSO AUTISTIC AND THEREFORE SITS WITH MORRIS TO COLOR

[mothstache]

I, decided to actually get involved with another Kirby thing for once :'D

@kirbyoctournament

I think it's only fitting I use a character very dear to me - they started out as a jambastion sona, but quickly evolved into their own character. I'm late to the party but wanna try this out anyways :]

Name: Captain Planck

Ref:

Calculated personality: Planck is rather outwardly cold, collected, and no nonsense. They often have a sort of "unimpressed" resting expression, and tend to scoff at any display of gushy affection or excitement. This ties into their role as an army captain, as they believe firmly that people who are very emotional can't be good fighters. That being said, they do have strong loyal connections to their crew, and would risk their lives for their close comrades.

However, they are a bit hypocritical, as they have a VERY emotional side. If things start to rapidly deviate from plan, Planck will become frantic, frustrated, and prone to outbursts. They hold a lot of build up resentment that later leads to them turning away from their original position of serving Hyness altogether.

But after Kirby's interference? Planck too learns to heal and grow, and finds new companions in Dreamland. New parts of their personality start to blossom forth - dry humor, compassion, gentleness, and even love. They still retain a lot of their old toughness, so they're not someone to mess with.

Backstory: Back in the days before Void Termina was first sealed, the universe was home to many more ancient and powerful creatures, one of them being a massive dragon found roaming the depths of space. They were known as the "Atomaton", named for the almost robotic route they would take around the nearby galaxies. The Ancients soon learned the dragon was taking routes specifically lining up with a previously unknown magic force called "quantum binding". This never seen before magic they possessed was powerful enough to destroy entire squadrons that attempted to hunt down the Atomaton. Eventually, the dragon was finally bested by the Four Heroes of Yore after it attacked a traveling galactic fleet in it's path. It was sealed away to a realm of its own magic, known as the Quantum Zone.

Years upon years later, after the rise of the Jambandran cult, Lord Hyness would begin to grow strong enough to harness the magic in realms previously undiscovered. While investigating the Quantum Zone's power, he opened a rift out of the realm, releasing the ancient beast inside. But having been in a comatose state for so long, a lot of the Atomaton's magic had left them, transforming them into a less powerful, humanoid form. Amazed by what he had discovered, Hyness ordered the newly-dubbed Planck to serve under him, for their knowledge about the secrets of magic around the universe. They eventually became the leader of three other generals, together becoming known as the Reality Bender mages. This consisted of Callie Burr, the energy general, Harper Oona, the time general, Corbin, the gravity general, and Planck, the quantum general.

Planck served for many years under Hyness, working loyally and tirelessly and helping amass an army for the cult. But Hyness's poor treatment of them and their companions as well as his growing obsession to the Jamba heart and fading care to his armies was leading to resentment for Planck. Eventually, the cult falls after the events of Star Allies, and Hyness, along with his top three generals, seemingly vanish.

Now without a purpose to serve, and craving revenge, Planck amassed the remains of the cult's armies, and began working on a new goal - reopening a rift into the Quantum Zone. They knew if they were able to regain the magic that had left them from their time as an ancient dragon, they would be able to become powerful enough to destroy the universe, fufilling the cult's original goal that Hyness failed to accomplish.

Of course, that wasn't to happen, if Kirby had any say in it.

[rphelperblog]

Scarlet Book Quote RP Meme

book two in the lunar chronicles by Marissa Meyer- feel free to edit quotes or change pronouns for rp purposes

“I think I realized that I would rather die because I betrayed them, than live because I betrayed you.”

“You’re not in danger of low self-esteem, at least.”

“I promise not to make fun of your boyfriend anymore."

“I lied to you about a lot of things....but I meant every apology.” 

“We’re having another moment, aren’t we?”

“Just stay with me. Protect me, like you said you would.” 

“I appreciated everything you gave me. “Although I didn’t deserve any of it.” 

“If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.” 

“A captain always knows where his ship is. It's like a psychic bond.”

“If only we had a captain here.” 

“Don't thank me for telling the truth when it would have been mercy to lie to you.” 

You'll always be the only one.” 

“It seems that you’ve stumbled into the wrong jail cell. Do you need directions to get back to yours?

"Normally I like gushy things, but its different when its real people. I prefer the net dramas.”

“Now I understand why you’ve been so immune to my charms. I had no idea I was competing with an emperor. That’s a tough hand to beat, even for me.” 

“If you were a gentleman, you would offer to buy me one as well."

"If you were a lady, you would have waited for me to make the offer.” 

“We met less than a week ago and in that time I've done nothing but lie and cheat and betray you. I know. But if you give me a chance...all I want is to protect you. To be near you. For as long as I'm able.”

"Oh - I'm sorry. That was mean. I know I shouldn't tease you about this."

"Why is my ship talking back to me?” 

“You’ll want to aim for the head. That usually makes for a fatal shot. Or, if you’re feeling shaky, the torso. It’s a larger target.” 

“I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back."

“Besides, if you are who you claim to be, that makes you my true queen. Therefore, you have my loyalty.” 

“I know, I know. She seems a little-but it’s really part of her charm, once you get to know her.” 

You'll be fine, because you're strong, like me.” 

“I think it was hiding a princess.” 

"They do realise I'm missing, don't they?"

“It would be easy to abuse a person when they never recognized it as abuse.” 

“She was tired of everyone deciding her life for her. She was ready to figure out who she really was--not what anyone else told her to be.” 

“Who would win in a fight—you or a pack of wolves?”

“Yeah, well, I try to think for myself once in a while, rather than buy in to the ridiculous propaganda the media would have us believe.” 

“They’ve turned you all into monsters.” 

"Don't you have some tool in that fancy hand of yours that can get us across?"

“My dear Emperor. How could I resist such a charming proposal?” 

“I know you must want nothing to do with me. I don’t blame you.” 

"I mean, I really hate to agree with him, but he's right” 

“I don't compute.” 

“Two counts of treason, if you must know. And resisting arrest, and unlawful use of bioelectricity. Oh, and illegal immigration, but honestly, I think that’s a little excessive.” 

"Oh, she's had a thing or two to say about it.” 

"What an unusual name. Did your parents give it to you?"

“I'm going to escape now.” 

“The better to eat you with, my dear.” 

“If this was her chance to decide who she was, who she wanted to be, then the first decision was an easy one. She would never be like the current queen.” 

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl.” 

“She was dressed like a chameleon in a room full of komodo dragons.” 

“ Wolf? ” How … predatory.” 

“I would not have thought it before, but now I think Her Majesty might actually have cause to be afraid of you, Princess.” 

“You helped me. You rescued me.” 

“Your head looks pretty big from here.” 

"I'm not saying I think you and I are--after just--I know we just met and that's...but it's not out of the questions, is it? That your instincts to protect me could be as strong as your instincts to kill?” 

“She ruled with fear, yes, but also with adoration. It would be easy to abuse a person when they never recognized it as abuse.” 

“I don’t compute.” 

“Idiot! You idiot!” 

“A reality show about a group of children attempting to run their own small country.” 

“No. That blood-sucking, howling wolf-man killed her.” 

“So glad to be of service,”

“it was nothing compared to his awe as he watched her de-feather the dead fowl like a trained expert,” 

“How many people had helped rescue and protect her, had kept her secrets? How many had risked their lives because they believed hers was worth more?” 

“You wouldn’t have needed saving if it wasn’t for me.”

“One more patronizing comment and I will have you slice off and nail your own tongue to the palace gate.” 

“His prison photo showed him flippantly winking at the camera. he hated him immediately.” 

“Now, hold on just one minute there, little miss disembodied voice.” 

“What I need is to know that I’m not responsible for whatever they’ll do to you. You need to stop being stupid and get out of here. At least give yourself a chance!” 

[rexscanonwife]

I would very much like to hear about your wife! What's her role in the story? Whereabouts does she show up in it? Please take this ask as an opportunity to talk about her to your heart's content!!

WAAAHH sorry it took me so long to get to this question!! I think right now is as good a time as ever with whatever I've got left of national lesbian day (in my timezone) x3

Well, to answer them in order, in Pikmin 4 Erma Shepherd is the captain of the rescue corps! Which the player character is a rookie member of and on a mission to rescue Olimar which is the whole basis of the gameplay!! She shows up pretty early on in the tutorial as well, so you get to meet her almost instantly. And when you do she's cowering and hiding from some really small-fry enemies but give her a break its a new planet and she's gotta be wary of anything! 😭😭

Despite that, she's a very capable and efficient leader!! She's extremely passionate about her mission and her crew, who are also lost and you help recover. She also LOVES dogs and it's like a core part of her character which is adorable, I love when she gets all excited and gushy about anything dog related and it's hard not to get excited with her 🥺🥺💖💖 she's also very encouraging and always willing to lend you a hand during the game, she's very kind and very understanding!!

OUGGHH I just love her a lot and the best part is how commonly she's shipped with the sorta 'default' player character, which to me is some tasty secondhand shippy feels!!