#EMERALD HILLS

[mommydearestella]

WHATS WORSE A DEATH THREAT OR AN INVITATION TO DINNER AT ELLAS?

[purcaholic]

In a serene low poly landscape, time weaves its whispered tale, Ancient stones and silent trees, echoes of a bygone veil. Emerald hills and sapphire seas, crystal clear yet gently swayed, History breathes softly here, in fractured light and gentle shade.

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[0vergrowngraveyard]

when the kid who kept breaking your stuff somehow obtained a whole toddler the next time you see him

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[couch-house]

lab sleeping arrangements (post sponsored by the way my cat sleeps on my feet)

[robynsscarf]

[rachetmath]

Everything that could've gone right

Jaune: Okay, so from all the information you all have shown me, again thank you all, I think we should discuss some things.

Winter: Indeed. 

Ruby: We need to do something.

Jaune: Okay, first let's discuss the Crown. As Coco told me they were a horrible organization. They target people, especially with valuable semblances. Not to mention they are now partner with Tyrian. A wild card that we may not be able to predict.

Qrow: Yeah he is a slipper guy.

Jaune: We have no idea what their next move will be so we need to be prepared. So I think we send Emerald Sustrai in to infiltrate and spy on them. 

Ruby: What- No!

Jaune: I’m sorry, what's wrong, Ruby?

Nora: Emerald is still a villain, we can't trust her.

Jaune: What? But she helped in the evacuation, I think -

Winter: I agree. Especially considering her past crimes.

Jaune: Fair point but she's the only one who gets in and out while filling us in on what our enemies can do. Plus, if that's the case she can prove herself by helping us. 

Ruby: No Jaune that's too risky.

Winter: I agree.

Qrow: Same.

Raven: Yep.

Jaune: Okay. Next is the Grimm attacks. They are skyrocketing. This may be due to our mistake of bringing too many people to Vacuo. Not to mention Vale citizens. So… I am afraid we need to escort some of them out.

Robyn: What?! Objection!

Obleck: I agree, Mr.Arc. That is cruel.

Jaune: Huh. Cruel? Some of these people want to leave this city and kingdom altogether. Some of the people don't get along with each other as well. Not to mention food and other resources. 

Robyn: We'll find another way to provide. Plus how would get them out?

Jaune: I mean we have ships. We have hunters ready to fight. I mean, yeah, they’ll still have the Grimm to deal with but still. They should spread instead of being cramped up like animals.

Winter: Jaune, these people are our responsibility. We must protect them. Plus if we send hunters around on escort missions our numbers will thin. 

Jaune: I mean we have students who are being trained to fight. Let them go along and shadow the pros. Or stay and help us.

Ren: Jaune that won't help.

Jaune: They will gain experience and probably survive. I think we need to consider our resources.

Ruby: No Jaune. We need a different approach.

Winter: Agreed.

Obleck: Well said, Ms.Rose.

Jaune: Alright. Mm. Okay, so about the tribes. Some of them aren't willing to offer assistance. So, what do we do about them?

Ruby: We try to reason with all of them.

Robyn: Yes!

Jaune: What-?

Obleck: Indeed. We ask for assistance and if they don't provide it-

Raven: We crush them.

Jaune: Shouldn't we be careful though? I mean, we can do that but doesn't that give us more enemies than allies? We can't simply side with anyone and crush those who oppose us. Especially with no research or information on what they could have that we could use.

Raven: This is Vacuo, kid. It's all about dominance.

Jaune: Are you- oh my- okay, okay, breath. Breath. Guys… look. I know this is hard. But… l do need to remind all of you of what's up. First off Tyrian is still on the loose. And he has new allies. Allies who know this kingdom and its people more than we do. Due to the amount of problems many requests for hunters have been skyrocketing.  We have children with no parents. Parents who lost their children. Families whom we can’t feed or provide for. A war could happen at any time and you wish to start one before a greater threat arrives.

Ruby: Jaune we need hunters. We need to tighten security. 

Jaune: No. What we need is resources so we can help people and stop them from killing each other. And even after that, we need to get some of these people out of the kingdom. Do you not know what’s happening with them? Violence. Kidnapping. Rape. Extortion. We are having too many victims. And with more victims, MORE NEGATIVITY.

Oobleck: We understand but we can’t involve the students.

Jaune: My team. Team RWBY. We were first years. We’re still first years. We have been involved in this for months. And remember, these kids are here for the same reason we’re here. To be hunters. And what is needed when being a hunter? Experience. We have missions on the board, too many for us to work with. If we research every or as many teams as we can, we can divide the work among them. And it’s not like they’ll be alone. We have pros who aren’t doing anything. Let them work.

Raven: Then how do we handle the tribes?

Jaune: Not all tribes need to be dealt with. Some we can leave alone. Some might need help. Or we can talk with them. Who knows they may be willing to take some of the citizens off our hands. 

Winter: I understand.

Jaune: I highly doubt that.

Winter: But need our people here.

Jaune: Again some of them don’t want to be here. We might as well be imprisoning them.

Theodore: It seems we are in conclusion. Very well done everyone. Meet achured.

Jaune: We are so f****.

After weeks

Theodore: Oh my god the relic is gone.

Jaune: Probably because we had no guardian it. 

Ruby: Theirs too many Grimm to fight.

Jaune: Maybe because of so many people fighting, stealing and hating each other.

Raven: Too many tribes are against us. They sided with the Crown. 

Jaune: Maybe if we negotiated and made compromises with them we could have turn some of them into allies.

Qrow: Tyrian just killed a Summer maiden. Now Gillian has the maiden powers.

Jaune: If only we had someone to hide among them who could have fed us information so we had a counterattack. Or maybe save our maiden.

Emerald: Merury, please.

Mercury: It’s too late Emerald. Maybe if you found me and tried to help me earlier, I would have teamed up with you.

Jaune: Wow.

Mercury: In fact, I don’t know why they didn’t send you. Probably they didn’t trust you enough. I don’t know why you’re still working with them. Join us.

Jaune: You might be right.

Ruby: Jaune, com on, help us.

Jaune: What’s the point? We already lost.

After the battle

Ruby: A lot of people died.

Theodore: The relic is gone.

Oobleck: Our numbers are thin.

Winter: The people have abandoned us.

Jaune: Really?

Raven: Okay kid, you were-

Jaune: The proof is in the pudding. I know I was right.

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[lionfloss]

by Larisa Nikolaevna Duka

[mommydearestella]

KEY WEST FLORIDA

IF ANYONE READING THIS KNOWS ANYONE WHO RESIDED IN KEY WEST IN THE LATE SIXTIES AND EARLY SEVENTIES I WONDER IF THEY EVER HEARD ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT ANY PLANS TO STEAL INHERITANCES FROM DENNIS FELCHER’S KIDS OR ANY PLANS TO DRIVE THEM CRAZY OR CAUSE THEIR DEATH?

AT TIMES THESE MORONS DOING THIS BOMBARDMENT OF INFLAMMATORY SPOKEN DIALOGUE THRU NEARBY SPEAKERS AS IN RIGHT NOW WILL GO ON AND ON UNTIL THEY CAN GET A HEATED REACTION OUT OF ME AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY DO.  IT IS LITERALLY TRYING TO DRIVE SOMEONE CRAZY EVEN IF JUST TEMPORARILY TO IN FACT GET A HEATED REACTION OUT OF THEM.  THEN I SUSPECT WHOEVER THE SHMUCK IS OR THE ONE BEHIND IT GOES AROUND ASSERTING THAT WHOEVER THEY OR SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT TO IS CRAZY.  IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME IF, AT TIMES, I HEAR ONE THING AND ANYONE WHO CAN LISTEN HEARS SOMETHING ELSE IF ANYTHING AT ALL.  IF YOU WEREN’T HALF CRAZY BY THE TIME  YOU TRIED TO EXPLAN THIS TO SOMEONE THERES PROBABLY A GOOD CHANCE THAT THEY WOULD THINK YOU ARE.  I THINK THIS IS ALL ON PURPOSE.  IT IS SO INVOLVED AND SO OUT OF THE ORDINARY IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON AND TO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.  IN ADDITION, I SUSPECT THAT THE ABUSERS WILL INVENT NONSENSE, USE VOICE CLONE APPS TO INVENT STATEMENTS OR ADD A WORD OR TWO TO ANYTHING EVER SAID ALL TO EITHER DISCREDIT THE SUBJECT OR TO CAUSE OTHERS TO BE ANGRY... SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[rocknroll7575]

Robyn used her semblance on Emerald. She wants to know what her plan is, expecting to reveal that she is still working for the bad guys. Instead she gets Emerald confess that she wants Jaune to facefuck her. She goes to details that makes Robyn regret it.

Robyn: *Holds Emerald's hand with her Semblance on* Tell me what you're plans are!

Jaune: Robyn! She's with us!

Robyn: I don't buy it! Tell me what you're plans are!

Emerald: I wanna suck Jaune's dick!

*Hand glows green*

Robyn: Wha...?

Emerald: I wanna get on my knees pull that blonde's pants down and put that entire thing in my mouth, I wanna choke on it!

Robyn: Please this isn't-

Emerald: You heard me! I wanna go Bobbing for Apples! I wanna go Cock Smoking! I'm going to be Cum Guzzlin'! I'm going so far down south on him you can call it Dick Diving-

Yang: HA! Good one!

Emerald: I'm Flute Tooting, I'm going to be Instigating a Sword Fight! Might as well call me Lewinsky! I'm going to be Spit Polishing his sword, it's a hot day so I wanna go Sucking on a Popsicle! I'm-!

Robyn: ENOUGH! STOP! PLEASE JUST STOP!

Emerald: One more...?

Robyn: ...

Emerald: ...

Robyn: Fine...

Emerald: I'm going to be Whistling Dixie!

Jaune: *Fainted with a boner*

[squishfacestudio]

We're back!

Haven't posted in a long time. Homecooked Comics Festival has gone to bed, but Emerald Hill Comics Festival is our new event, and it's on this weekend.

Since we ended Homecooked, Victoria doesn't have any comics festivals focused on local work (as far as we know)! We're glad to start a new one. It's an experiment to run a festival in our new space at Studio Hall, and we hope it will have legs.

Join us! We have a great lineup of artists and retailers from Melb, Vic and around Australia.

Come and meet: Sticky Institute, Angie Spice, Peter Lane, Daniel Reed, Khale McHurst, Nhu Duong, Bruce Mutard, Mirranda Burton, Jo Asscher, Cockatoo Comics, Amplified Press (Owen Heitmann), James Steeth, Nem, Alien Mandy, Roger Stitson, Neale Blanden, Ira Francis, Steven Christie, Squishface Studio, Eli Abidin, Andrew Pilkington, David Mahler, Andy_drws, Reimena Yee, Ann Li Khaw, Stephanie Luo, Tree Paper Gallery, Gestalt Comics, Sabina Wills, Alex Smith, Stephen Cox, Benji Bajorek, Helen Graham, Ive Sorocuk, Zander von Stiegler, Jess Wilson (Dubblu)

WHEN: 11am - 4pm, Sunday 15th September WHERE: Studio Hall (319-327 Dorcas St, South Melbourne: on the grounds of St. Kilda South Port Uniting Church, next to the Port Phillip Men's Shed)

Entry is free!

More info.

Join our Meetup page for updates on the festival and other Squishface events.

[redwinterroses]

coming down to the wire now

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Stripped bare

[bombyxluna]

Need Evan imperio-ing sub Barty to make him suck him off, only bc he knows Barty loves to be forced to