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Ok ik this is mean and irrelevant but I’m curious: People with running Supernatural postcanon AUs, via fic, art, in their heads etc:
Please rb to spread, as an amateur folklorist and historian I’m kind of desperate to get a snapshot of whatever transition is taking place.
#sorry if this seems in poor taste. just doing my actual duty as a folklorist for once#unironically this is a big part of my academia#wild to document the impact of a devastating political shift on working-class folk myth#will also be posting a weeklong version in order to gather both snapshot and longer-effect data#IN REAL TIME#destiel#supernatural#nov 5th#november 5th#superhell#us politics#us elections#Donald Trump#Kamala Harris#Spn#academia#studyblr
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for those who are D/s au enjoyers where the kink is part of the world-building is the enjoyment of said au hinged on the inclusion of whump or does the tone of the fic not matter as much as the D/s relationship or other tropes of the genre?
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couldnt decide if i hated or liked a concept from an author so im reading another book by her to get more data😳
#last time i did something like it was to figure out if an author ever fixes her concept of bio sex based magic system😵💫 she did not#this time im trying to figure out if this fantasy jew analog is ok or fucking weird#the first book i read wasnt enough to fully formmh#opinion so im going to gather data. be back#you know this will be a long ass paragraph in my books of 2024 wrap#in general though#i think my policy for fantasy representations of real marginalized groups (including my own)#is that you can just put that group into your fantasy#you dont need an allegory. there can be real jews in your fantasy europe!
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what are the odds people writing the bats Like That is just bc they haven’t moved out of the house yet
#note this isn’t me bashing on teenagers#it’s just me saying your ideas about family and stuff and how you relate to the family unit change when you leave home#even if it’s just setting up across town; having your own place and some independence changes like; the nature of family relationships#which is something you logically know before you move out but i imagine it’s hard to like; apply that yk#to writing#to test this hypothesis i would have to go on an insane tumblr safari and tbh i’m Not gonna do that#and anyway i’m hardly confident in my own takes on stuff#there’s a lot of comics i haven’t read. and by now i kinda know where to look for answers#but after i go out and gather data then it’s time to break out the soldering iron#and let the real work begin#so it’ll be a while is what i’m saying esp bc i’ll probably go back to dr who for a while soon
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When self-described “ocean custodian” Boyan Slat took the stage at TED 2025 in Vancouver this week, he showed viewers a reality many of us are already heartbreakingly familiar with: There is a lot of trash in the ocean.
“If we allow current trends to continue, the amount of plastic that’s entering the ocean is actually set to double by 2060,” Slat said in his TED Talk, which will be published online at a later date.
Plus, once plastic is in the ocean, it accumulates in “giant circular currents” called gyres, which Slat said operate a lot like the drain of the bathtub, meaning that plastic can enter these currents but cannot leave.
That’s how we get enormous build-ups like the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, a giant collection of plastic pollution in the ocean that is roughly twice the size of Texas.
As the founder and CEO of The Ocean Cleanup, Slat’s goal is to return our oceans to their original, clean state before 2040. To accomplish this, two things must be done.
First: Stop more plastic from entering the ocean. Second: Clean up the “legacy” pollution that is already out there and doesn’t go away by itself.
And Slat is well on his way.

Pictured: Kingston Harbour in Jamaica. Photo courtesy of The Ocean Cleanup Project
When Slat’s first TEDx Talk went viral in 2012, he was able to organize research teams to create the first-ever map of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. From there, they created a technology to collect plastic from the most garbage-heavy areas in the ocean.
“We imagined a very long, u-shaped barrier … that would be pushed by wind and waves,” Slat explained in his Talk.
This barrier would act as a funnel to collect garbage and be emptied out for recycling.
But there was a problem.
“We took it out in the ocean, and deployed it, and it didn’t collect plastic,” Slat said, “which is a pretty important requirement for an ocean cleanup system.”
Soon after, this first system broke into two. But a few days later, his team was already back to the drawing board.
From here, they added vessels that would tow the system forward, allowing it to sweep a larger area and move more methodically through the water. Mesh attached to the barrier would gather plastic and guide it to a retention area, where it would be extracted and loaded onto a ship for sorting, processing, and recycling.
It worked.
“For 60 years, humanity had been putting plastic into the ocean, but from that day onwards, we were also taking it back out again,” Slat said, with a video of the technology in action playing on screen behind him.
To applause, he said: “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, honestly.”
Over the years, Ocean Cleanup has scaled up this cleanup barrier, now measuring almost 2.5 kilometers — or about 1.5 miles — in length. And it cleans up an area of the ocean the size of a football field every five seconds.

Pictured: The Ocean Cleanup's System 002 deployed in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Photo courtesy of The Ocean Cleanup
The system is designed to be safe for marine life, and once plastic is brought to land, it is recycled into new products, like sunglasses, accessories for electric vehicles, and even Coldplay’s latest vinyl record, according to Slat.
These products fund the continuation of the cleanup. The next step of the project is to use drones to target areas of the ocean that have the highest plastic concentration.
In September 2024, Ocean Cleanup predicted the Patch would be cleaned up within 10 years.
However, on April 8, Slat estimated “that this fleet of systems can clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch in as little as five years’ time.”
With ongoing support from MCS, a Netherlands-based Nokia company, Ocean Cleanup can quickly scale its reliable, real-time data and video communication to best target the problem.
It’s the largest ocean cleanup in history.
But what about the plastic pollution coming into the ocean through rivers across the world? Ocean Cleanup is working on that, too.
To study plastic pollution in other waterways, Ocean Cleanup attached AI cameras to bridges, measuring the flow of trash in dozens of rivers around the world, creating the first global model to predict where plastic is entering oceans.
“We discovered: Just 1% of the world’s rivers are responsible for about 80% of the plastic entering our oceans,” Slat said.
His team found that coastal cities in middle-income countries were primarily responsible, as people living in these areas have enough wealth to buy things packaged in plastic, but governments can’t afford robust waste management infrastructure.
Ocean Cleanup now tackles those 1% of rivers to capture the plastic before it reaches oceans.

Pictured: Interceptor 007 in Los Angeles. Photo courtesy of The Ocean Cleanup
“It’s not a replacement for the slow but important work that’s being done to fix a broken system upstream,” Slat said. “But we believe that tackling this 1% of rivers provides us with the only way to rapidly close the gap.”
To clean up plastic waste in rivers, Ocean Cleanup has implemented technology called “interceptors,” which include solar-powered trash collectors and mobile systems in eight countries worldwide.
In Guatemala, an interceptor captured 1.4 million kilograms (or over 3 million pounds) of trash in under two hours. Now, this kind of collection happens up to three times a week.
“All of that would have ended up in the sea,” Slat said.
Now, interceptors are being brought to 30 cities around the world, targeting waterways that bring the most trash into our oceans. GPS trackers also mimic the flow of the plastic to help strategically deploy the systems for the most impact.
“We can already stop up to one-third of all the plastic entering our oceans once these are deployed,” Slat said.
And as soon as he finished his Talk on the TED stage, Slat was told that TED’s Audacious Project would be funding the deployment of Ocean Cleanup’s efforts in those 30 cities as part of the organization’s next cohort of grantees.
While it is unclear how much support Ocean Cleanup will receive from the Audacious Project, Head of TED Chris Anderson told Slat: “We’re inspired. We’re determined in this community to raise the money you need to make that 30-city project happen.”
And Slat himself is determined to clean the oceans for good.
“For humanity to thrive, we need to be optimistic about the future,” Slat said, closing out his Talk.
“Once the oceans are clean again, it can be this example of how, through hard work and ingenuity, we can solve the big problems of our time.”
-via GoodGoodGood, April 9, 2025
#ocean#oceans#plastic#plastic pollution#ocean cleanup#ted talks#boyan slat#climate action#climate hope#hopepunk#pollution#environmental issues#environment#pacific ocean#rivers#marine life#good news#hope
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THE IMPACT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ON POLICE INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS
THE IMPACT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ON POLICE INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS 1.1 Introduction The rise of social media has significantly transformed the way police gather intelligence, respond to incidents, and engage with the public. Platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and others provide law enforcement agencies with vast amounts of information that can be used to monitor criminal activities,…
#Case Studies#Community Policing#Crisis Communication#Crowdsourcing Intelligence#data analysis#Digital Footprint#ethical considerations#Incident Reporting#intelligence gathering#Interagency collaboration#Misinformation#Predictive policing#PRIVACY CONCERNS#Public engagement#real-time information#Response Strategies#social media monitoring#social media platforms#Surveillance Techniques#THE IMPACT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ON POLICE INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS#Threat Assessment
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I've seen you say a few times that it's a good idea to have a password manager; could you explain why? I always feel like I'm missing something when it's mentioned because it's phrased as if there's an obvious danger that password managers protect you from, but I'm honestly not sure how they help keep passwords secure.
The obvious danger is human nature. Humans are bad at creating passwords; your passwords are almost certainly easy to guess, repeated across different accounts, or both, because that is just how the vast VAST majority of people create passwords, because humans are bad at creating passwords. Everybody knows "the rules" for creating passwords (don't use the same password on multiple websites, don't include personal details in your passwords, don't use very common words or letter or number sequences in your passwords, don't tell other people your password) and people break all of those rules anyway.
A standalone (not in-browser like firefox or chrome password manager, though those are better than nothing) password manager stores your passwords, generates complex passwords for you, and can also be used for things like storing notes on passwords (like "did I put my MFA on my email or my cellphone or an app for this password?" or "here are the made-up answers to the security questions I used for this website because I definitely didn't use real answers or answers I'd used on previous websites" or "these are the bills associated with this credit card").
With the way the current security landscape works, there are two things that are extremely important when you are creating a password:
Uniqueness
Complexity
The overwhelmingly prevalent way that people get "hacked" these days is through credential stuffing.
Let's say that your private data was revealed in the Experian breach a decade ago. It revealed your name, email address, and phone number. Now let's also say that your private data was revealed in one of the many breaches from social media sites; that one revealed your name, email address, phone number, password, and security questions.
If someone wants to try to gain access to one of your accounts - let's say your bank account - if they have your name and phone number (usually extremely easy to find online), they can cross-reference that information with data that has been revealed in previous breaches - now they've got your name and your email address (which you probably used to sign up for your online banking and have ABSOLUTELY used as your login for accounts all over the place) and at least one password that you've used somewhere.
But the thing is, they don't have one password. They have every password associated with that email address that has ever been revealed in a breach. If you go to the site haveibeenpwned.com you can enter your email and see how many times your email address has appeared in a breach. You can compare that with the number of passwords that were revealed in those breaches and you can ask yourself "what did those passwords have in common?"
Because I can tell you, my Tumblr password from 2013, my Kickstarter password from 2014, and my Disqus password from 2017 (all revealed in various breaches) probably had a lot in common.
So, now the hacker has: your name, your email (which is probably your username), and various passwords they can try to use to log in. Did you use the same password for Facebook and Twitter eight years ago? Did you use parts of that password for creating your bank password? If you heard that twitter passwords were exposed in a breach you probably changed that password, but did you change the bank password that you built on the same structure? Probably not.
So what people will do is gather up all of this information and guess. They'll try your 2017 Disqus password to see if it will get access to your bank account. They'll try your 2020 Gravatar password. They'll try your 2024 Internet Archive Password.
And the reason they do this is because it works.
And the reason that it works is because we are all fucking garbage at remembering unique, complex passwords so instead of creating actually unique, complex passwords most people pick one memorable word or phrase, one memorable number, one unusual character, and *MAYBE* one feature of the site they're creating the login for and they use that template forever (1988Tumblrmacabre!, 1988Facebookmacabre!, 1988Ticketmastermacabre!) OR they create one password that they think is complex enough and use it across multiple sites with minor tweaks ($n0h0mi$hRu13z, sn0h0mishRul13z!, $n0h0mi$hWA) as needed for the sites' password requirements.
So most of what password managers do that is a drastic security improvement over people creating and memorizing passwords is that they create passwords that are functionally impossible to guess and functionally impossible to memorize. The problem with memorizing passwords (which is what you're doing if you're creating a bunch of passwords that you type in all the time) is that you can't actually remember all that many passwords so you'll repeat those passwords. The problem with creating passwords on your own is that passwords that humans create are pretty guessable. Even if you're doing a passphrase that's a long string of words you're probably working with common words ("correct horse battery staple" as opposed to "truculent zygote onomatopoeia frangible") and your password is more guessable than you'd really want it to be. Password managers don't do that, they generate gibberish.
Perhaps you are that rare person who gets out a set of dice and a notepad and rolls up every character for your password and memorizes it and never repeats, and if that's you, you could still benefit from a password manager because a password manager makes it easier to change that unique complex password when it is inevitably revealed in a breach.
So, okay, let's check in with where we're at:
Password managers mean that you don't have to memorize your password, which means that you don't need a password that is easy to memorize, which means that they can create passwords that are extremely complex and are therefore very difficult to guess. This protects you from crackers who will try to brute force your password.
Password managers mean that you don't have to remember extremely complex passwords for every account, which means that you are less likely to repeat your password in whole or in part across multiple accounts. This protects you from credential stuffers, who will try to use your password from one account that was revealed in a breach to open other accounts that were not.
Because password managers can generate and store complex passwords essentially instantly, you can replace passwords nearly effortlessly when there is a breach (no need to 'come up with' a new password, no issues with learning or memorizing it).
There are, however, advantages beyond that.
One major, MAJOR advantage of a properly-used standalone password manager is that it makes you safer from various kinds of phishing attempts and link hijacking. When you are setting up a password in your password manager (PWM from here on), you should be on the website that you want to log in to. The PWM will give you the option to save the domain that you're logging in to. That means the PWM will remember the correct URL for your Tumblr login so when you go to the tumblr login screen in the future, it will offer to fill those fields. What it will NOT do is offer to fill those fields if someone sends you an email that spoofs tumblr support and wants you to log in at "tumblr.co" or "tumblr-support.com." Knowing this, and knowing that you should be putting your credentials in through the PWM fill option rather than copy/paste, is a GREAT way to protect against phishing that is often overlooked and definitely under-discussed.
Another advantage is that a standalone PWM will let you store secure notes with your passwords so that you can do things like keep track of recovery codes for the website, or generate gibberish answers to security questions. Security questions and answers are often revealed in breaches, can't be reset by the user as easily as a password, are repeated across websites MUCH more than passwords, and can be used to take over an account and reset the password. You shouldn't be giving real security answers, or even fake-but-repeated security answers; you should treat each of those like a password that needs to be complex and unique, which means that they need to be stored someplace (like a password manager).
I also personally use my password manager to store my car insurance information, my driver's license info, and payment details for easy entry, making it convenient for a lot of thing beyond password storage. (Bitwarden. My password manager is bitwarden. I recommend Bitwarden. go to ms-demeanor.com and search "bitwarden" to learn more.)
As to how they keep your passwords safe, aside from ensuring that you don't enter your credentials into a skimming site, a good password manager is well encrypted. Your password safe should be functionally impossible to crack and what people tend to not realize is that a proper password manager (like bitwarden) doesn't keep all your passwords in one encrypted safe, each one of your passwords is in its own encrypted safe. If someone hacks Bitwarden it's not like using a huge amount of effort breaking into a bank vault and finding a big pile of money, it's like using a huge amount of effort breaking into a bank vault and finding a big pile of bank vaults. Each password within your vault requires decryption that is functionally impossible to crack (at least with a good password manager, like bitwarden, the password manager I recommend and think that people should use).
Additionally, just as, like, a side note: password managers never accidentally leave caps lock on or forget which characters are capital or lower case and don't require the use of two hands and focused attention on the keyboard. You're never going to mistype your password if the password manager is filling it, and you would not believe the number of people we support at work who require password resets because they are typing their password wrong and don't realize it.
TL;DR:
Password managers make better passwords than you can and they make it possible to instantly create, store, and enter complex passwords, which prevents password cracking and makes people less likely to reuse passwords. They are heavily encrypted and should be functionally impossible to access, and each individual password within the manager should also be encrypted if you use a good password manager. Password managers also prevent people from entering their credentials on scam sites by only filling on matched domains. Standalone password managers (not browser password managers) also allow users to create and store unique security questions and account details to prevent bad actors from gaining access with stolen security answers. The password manager I recommend is Bitwarden.
If people used password managers to create, store, and use unique and complex passwords, and if they did regular backups of their system I think that probably about half of the InfoSec field would be out of a job.
Please use a password manager!
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You're Dead Everywhere But Here │ Invincible Variants x Female! Reader x Mainstream Invincible │#2
#1, #2, #3
tysm for the comments on the previous post, it was a blast seeing the traction it got !! I hope update is satisfactory, decided to make this a full fic series so more to come
CW: OOC Cecil(?), mention/talks of suicide, violence, slight freakiness but eh not really
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Cecil approached the big screens, his hands in his suit pockets as he narrowed his eyes. "Donald, what is this? What going on with now?" He asked, his voice stern but confused. The dots on the map indicate that multiple Invincible variants were gathered at one place—and you were smacked in the middle of it.
He had given orders to throw you out there in hopes to help the war effort, strapping you with an electric dog collar with a tracker embedded into it. With Evil Invincibles causing havoc all over the world, everything was getting stretched thin. He needed more manpower to pour into this war, and he wasn't against using a criminal to achieve that.
Cecil had seen multiple times you hold your own against their Invincible, hell, even had the upper hand a couple of times with how you left Invincible riddled with injuries.
Whatever reason why you chose to injure him than kill him wasn't something Cecil was going to do gymnastics to understand. Donald's running theory was that you more so enjoyed causing destruction than killing anyone. There's been times where you have, but they were so rare it's been assumed to be more of a 'last resort' thing for you when cornered.
Honestly, all of that didn't matter to him, you were still a destructive piece of shit at the end of the day.
But having collected data about you, he was confident that you could at least remove one or two of the evil variants when push came to shove. The 'shove' being a shock collar and the threat of never seeing daylight again.
Though it appears you were surrounded by four variants, and while you were one tough cookie, you should certainly be dead. There was one of you and four of them, it was a no brainer to guess who would lose. However, the blinking green dot on the screen indicated you were alive and well.
"It seems like they're not fighting her. She's been more of the aggressor so far, actually." Donald noted, pushing his glasses up. "She was fighting this one," He pointed at a red dot on the screen, "then these three showed up." His finger drifted to the other circles.
"Pull up the cameras around there." Cecil ordered, and Donald's fingers were quick on the keyboard to pull up the surveillance around the area.
A window appeared on the screen, and while the lens was cracked it was clear to see that you were surprisingly not beaten up and battered as he would expect. He watched you leap into the air, bolting through the sky and an Invincible dressed in a white uniform followed suit, the two of you becoming a blur in the distance.
An Invincible dressed in a similar fashion as Omni-man crossed his arms, speaking to the others. Whatever he said made the others upset, the one with a fully covered black mask shaking his head while the variant with the mohawk rolled his eyes as he stomped his foot.
"Is there no audio on this thing?"
"Nope."
"Great." Cecil popped his lips, his grainy voice filled with sarcasm. He continued to observe the three variants—they obviously didn't like each other, their body language tense and ready to pounce if one of them moved yet held the conversation anyway.
He squinted, trying to decipher what they could be discussing about. The men would occasionally glance over at the direction you had sped off to.
Donald spoke up. "I think they're discussing (Y/N)."
"(Y/N)?"
"(Y/N) (L/N) is Vandal's real name." Donald mentioned, looking over at Cecil. Vandal had become your nickname since you never proclaimed a villain identity for yourself. From the heaps of destruction and damage you caused to property before your capture, it was a fitting name. Albeit a little lazy.
He let out a sigh, turning around to step away. His mind was turning gears as he thought about you, his mind drifting to Mark who was still by Eve's bed side.
What he was thinking of was an... odd idea, but it couldn't hurt to give it a shot. Mark Grayson always held this odd air towards you. It was hard to not notice how he practically jumped at the chance to be the first to respond to a scene that had something to do with you, always butting heads with other superheroes that tried to respond first.
The weird behavior was subtle, but Cecil noted a few things.
Whatever harm that he'd inflicted would conveniently be places where it wouldn't hurt too badly.
You would always somehow end up escaping from his grasp after each fight. Even with how Mark had improved, you always seemed to run off.
When you were finally captured thanks to a G.D.A agent, Mark threw quite a fit.
"I had it all under control!" He yelled, glaring at Cecil with so much anger. Possessiveness seeped into his voice as he spat his words, and Cecil was taken aback with how worked up he was over you. "You guys didn't have to step in like that."
"Talking to her, throwing a couple of punches and letting her escape each time is not you having it 'under control,' Mark." Cecil rebutted. "She needed to be contained, and you were doing a lousy job at doing that."
"I was gonna—"
"If I had let this ridiculous method of yours play out, she would've continued to destroy more property. That means more tax dollars are being poured into rebuilding the constant messes she leaves behind." Cecil lectured, stern and logical. Not giving him a moment to defend himself. "That money is better off spent on better things, not Little Miss Vandalism."
His logic and common sense only seemed to fuel Mark's anger. Cecil paused, before releasing an exhausted sigh as he flickered his gaze away from Mark to stare at a wall.
He needed to calm him down, having him upset would get in the way of calling him for help. Cecil's eyes flickered back to Mark.
"Kid, she'll be in jail at the G.D.A. Fed, clothed, and away from being a menace." He continued, and he noticed how Mark seemed to become calm about you being fed and clothed than the fact your destructive habits would now come to a halt. "You can... even visit her."
"... I can?"
He was a little too happy to hear that, his anger completely evaporated.
"Yeah. After we deal with everything first, I'll authorize how many visits you want."
"I'm going to pay a visit to Mark. I'm sure he'd love to hear what his favorite villain is up to." Cecil turned his head to Donald who only stared, clear he didn't understand what telling Mark about this would achieve.
Without elaborating, he teleported with a flash of blue.
You took another glance behind you, the wind rushing past you. It howled in your ear as you met the intense stare of the evil variant in white. His features were unmoving as the wind pushed his hair and his eyes hard.
"Take a picture, it'll last longer!" You shouted. His eyes were unblinking as he was unresponsive to your words, and you just rolled your eyes as you tore your eyes off him.
Even though you would love to continue being in the air for longer, if you do it was evident he would catch up to you. With each glance he was inching closer and closer, and there were a number of things that would go against your favor if this White Invincible got ahold of you in the air.
You scanned up ahead, seeing a large building. The path you were on currently would've made you slam your head against a solid wall. Shifting to the right, you brought your arms to your head as you braced for impact.
The glass window immediately shattered as you rammed through it, different sizes of glass shards falling. You dodged the walls of the office floor, breaking through windows and passing by cubicles.
Breaking out of the other side of the building, the sunlight basked on you as you pushed yourself to be above the building. Not a minute later, the building vibrated widely as the sound of walls breaking filled the air.
You let out an amused scoff. He continued the flight path you were previously on and busted through the walls.
The white variant broke through the final wall, leaving a gaping hole on the side of the building. He looked to the left and right of him, searching for a sign in which direction you went.
"Up here!" You sang out, diving down with your hands raised together and joined together to make a ball. You brought it down, sending him flying downwards to the road. The Invincible's reflex was incredible, his arms quickly rising to protect his head before being slammed to the ground.
The harsh impact made a big crater on the ground, with him in the middle. The abandoned cars near the crash site began blaring, the headlights flashing crazy.
"You're strong." He flatly commented, his eyes gazing up at you as the dust settled. With Mohawk, his laugh lines were prominent and bold. Yet with this variant, his face was completely smooth with no form of wrinkles in sight.
His arms tingled from your attack, and he tilted his head. A corner of his lip raised slightly. "You were never strong in my dimension."
"Does that burst your bubble, Whitey?" You fake whined, copying the tilt of his head as you stared down at him. "Disappointed I'm not a damsel in distress? Not the perfect little girlfriend for you?"
"I'm not disappointed." He shook his head. "You were always perfect, (Y/N). Perfect for me and I made Viltrum perfect for you. You're still perfect, no matter the differences across universes." He replied, hovering towards you. There was a deep-rooted longing in his eyes.
You gritted your teeth as you heard his monologue. You hated how he was speaking to you as if you were the version he knew personally. It was already becoming insufferable.
"I've missed you, my wife. The spot I carved out for you remains empty since the day I lost you." He whispered, looking like a battered dog lost without its owner. "You miss me too."
"Is that a question or a command?" You rolled your eyes. "I'm not her. Do you hear yourself?"
"You are her."
"I'm not. And I'm going to put that through that thick skull of yours." You didn't hesitate to dash towards him, your hand grabbing a hold of the top of his head as you slammed it down—the back of his head hitting the cracked concrete of the crater.
You dug your nails inside his scalp, lifting it and smashing it back down repeatedly. The hole inside the ground deepened as you continued.
Viltrumite Mark let his head be slammed against the pavement, your fingernails digging inside his scalp. The dulling pain at the back of his head ached at him, but he didn’t care. How long has it been since he last felt your touch? How long has it been since you committed suicide? How many long nights did he go without you?
It’s been so long since he felt your fingers through his hair. The throbbing pain didn’t mean anything with the sensation of your hand holding him. It was always blissful when he would come back to you after having to deal with the responsibilities of the Viltrum Empire, welcoming him home with open arms.
Oh, how he loved laying his head on your stomach while you massaged his head—running your delicate fingers through his hair as you asked all sorts of questions. Usually about what he did, Viltrum, and what was happening outside the walls of the home you two shared. Mark didn’t like to think about the outside world when he was inside the haven of the bedroom, but indulging in your curiosity was always cute and made you happy.
You were also eager, albeit more than he liked, to learn any updates about Earth. Even if it was something minor, you always liked hearing about the planet you once lived on. Sometimes you'd ask if you could "finally go out" and be somewhere else on Viltrum beside the house, even hinting the idea to go visit Earth—but Mark always shot it down.
He guessed he understood in some capacity why you would ask that, it was natural for any species to think about home and long to go back to it. Though, that doesn't mean Mark didn't find it ridiculous—you shouldn't want to go back to Earth even for a visit. Viltrum is your home now and a much better suited place for you because he was here.
Mark would've granted permission for you to walk around Viltrum alone, but when you had first arrived at this planet you had such antsy feet. You would go run off, trying to escape from the planet and it was always a hassle to bring you back. You could've gotten into danger and if he hadn't been alerted each time you ran off and arrived at the nick of time. You could've hurt yourself.
You cried, you begged, and you pleaded whenever you were caught. It hurt to see you like that, he couldn't bare for those situations to happen anymore so he had momentarily removed those privileges.
He was going to give them back, he swore he would've at one point. However, he hadn't noticed so much time had passed.
For him, it seemed so short—while for you it had been excruciating years. You couldn't take it anymore; Mark's monopolization was suffocating.
So, one day when Mark arrived back home after a mission, your lifeless boy awaited him. Pale, empty, and unresponsive—but free.
For what happened, Viltrum Mark will let you hurt him as punishment for being such a neglectful husband. Being pummeled was what he deserved for being forgetful.
You go of your hold of the white variant's head, snatching a hold of his arm and standing up. You lifted him off the ground only using the arm you had just grabbed, throwing him at the loud line of cars. During the process you had twisted his arm, causing him to wince as he felt his bone dislocate before he collided with the line of blaring vehicles.
The obnoxious honks stopped, and you huffed as you straightened your back. You sneered in disgust as you realized a small smear of blood that made its way to your fingertips, being quick to wipe it on your clothes.
However, in the blink of an eye, a white flash appeared before you. Arms wrapped around your torso, and you were shoved into a wall.
As soon as your back hit the wall, you grunted, the wind being knocked out of you. You felt the Invincible nestle his face to your stomach, his arms tightening around you and you shrieked.
Even though there was a clothing barrier between your bare skin and his face thanks to the prison uniform the G.D.A had you worn, it was thin. This act was clearly intimate, and you flushed in anger as he was taking an opportunity to feel you?
“Get off of me you bastard!” You demanded, using your elbow to dig inside his back, striking down rapidly.
His grip loosened with each hit but would recover, returned to holding you. With how hard you were hitting, it was a guarantee there would be multiple splotches of bruises stretched along his back, the muscles soon to have developing colors of purple.
You repositioned your elbow that was nearest to his twisted shoulder, slamming it. A grunt howled from the variant’s throat, his arms untangling from your waist. He fell to the ground, on his knees as he hurriedly grabbed his shoulder—popping the dislocated shoulder back in place.
He picked himself up, swiping at your shin. Caught off guard, you wobbled and the viltrumite didn't waste time to place your leg on his shoulder—the one that he had corrected the displacement of the bone—and leaned forward to you.
Being off balanced and your leg being pushed up with your back against the cracked wall, you slid down. His height towered over you as you were in a compromising position. You cursed, your hands reaching behind you to grip the wall.
"That was enough to atone for my neglectful mind. Your death alone already served as punishment for how blind I was towards time." He spoke, staring down at you. A small line of blood traveled from his scalp to the back of his neck. "I'll be a much better husband for you, I swear to it, (Y/N)." the Invincible breathed out, turning his head to your leg that was lifted to his shoulder.
Even though his voice was monotonous, there was a scratch of pleading behind his voice. He said it in hopes you'll believe it and in turn that he himself would believe he'll actually be better towards you.
It wasn't hard to piece together that whatever happened to his version of you, you had died, and he played a role in it.
He exhaled; his lips parted slightly as they were just centimeters away from your leg.
“You can’t be a better one if she’s dead.”
“Don’t say that.” He snapped, pushing your leg further up, making you suck in a breath. “You’re right here. Even if you don’t remember me that doesn't mean you can't be my wife once again.“ The grip he had on your raised leg was firm, and his hand snaked up to your knee.
His hand squeezed, feeling the muscles and bone. "I'll take you back home. Back to Viltrum. Back with me."
Your breath hitched, the mention of being taken to another place caused goosebumps to crawl all over your skin. The fully masked Invincible had mentioned something about bringing you 'home’ as well, and now this one mentioned taking you somewhere else too.
Something nagged at you that this would be a pattern among the other copies—and your survival instincts screamed at you to not let any of them take you. You were better off dead than with any of them.
"I will rather die like her than ever go anywhere with you." You spat; venom laced with each word. "Whatever way she went was probably a blessing in disguise." You smirked, watching how his eyes dulled at your taunt.
Clenching your jaw, you wheeled your head forward and then slammed it behind you. The building shook behind you, cracks branching out from the point of origin. You used the back of your head to hit it once more, pooling all your strength together.
The thick wall crumbled, and no longer being shoved against a wall you wrapped the leg that was on his shoulder around his neck and your other leg around his torso, seizing his whole body and throwing him over you.
The viltrumite burst through the multitude of walls, making the building unstable. Sounds of the building cracking and falling apart filled the air, the structure collapsing. You scrambled to run, the building collapsing in your direction. Though your foot slipped on a piece of debris, causing you to trip onto the ground.
Whoosh!
The office building collapsed, and you blinked. You were looking down at the collapsed structure that once stood tall now closer to the ground than ever.
Your legs dangled in the air, and your eyes traveled to your chest as there was an arm was slung underneath your breasts—holding you loosely.
"Ha! Now that was a funny sight to watch. You really got some sweet upgrades to you—fun." He commented, pointing out the superhuman strength you possessed, a dangerous edge embedded with his words. You whipped your head around, an Invincible with a black and yellow suit grinned wildly at you.
Sinister Mark looked deeply in your eyes as he used his exceptional hearing to focus on your heart. He had memorized the way your heartbeat, pumping blood through your system. It was a window for him to decipher how you really felt at any given moment, and listening to the beating organ was like music to his ears.
He hated how he missed it. He hated how he immediately recognized it from a miles away. He hated how his ears subconsciously trained itself to zone in on that beautiful beating heart of yours, your heart so distinct that it was a melody that drew him out.
He hated that he came as quickly as he can at the first beat, knowing that it was you. This dimension's version of you, anyway.
"Another one?" You snarled, not happy to see another variant.
This dimension's version of you was feisty, just like his—though more powerful considering you did some damage to Viltrum Mark having watched from afar. Though he didn't pay much attention to that guy, more swooped up on the fact he was on cloud nine with how he was able to hold you like this again.
He let out a deranged laugh, throwing his head back. "Ha! Ha-ha! I forgot how much better you felt with your flesh still intact." He laughed, rearing his head back to shove his face to your cheek. "Soft, squishy—so much more different compared to your skeleton."
... Skeleton?
"Jesus, I went insane after I killed you." He took a large exhale, the memories of the temper tantrum he made after accidentally going too rough on you, breaking you, resurfacing.
Everyone and everything weren’t safe from his rampage, the rampage fueled with the rage of killing you. "I kept your body, watched the stages of your corpse bloat then decay—leaving the dry remains of your skeleton behind." He spoke of it with a smile on his face, but you felt the hand that was wrapped around you flinch, tightening.
"It wasn't as fun when you were alive, but it was still you, so I made do." He vaguely referenced, and your skin crawled at what he could possibly be implying. All sort of things popped in your head, and whatever you brain conjured may have been tamer than whatever this... thing did to his alternate version of you—dead or alive.
"I don’t have to know more to know you're a sick fuck."
"And I made you like it." He hissed, his hot breath hitting your skin. He tilted his head away, his eyes wandering to the electric collar around your neck. Cecil throwing you in this war and forcing you to work for him meant you were tough, and Mark was excited to see how exactly tough you were. "And I can do it again. Just this time, you won't be so easy to break.”
Cecil sighed as his eyes fell upon Mark Grayson still near Eve's bedside, having not moved an inch since the last time he saw him. Both of his hands were cupped onto Eve's hand that lay motionless on the bed.
"What do you want, Cecil?" His tired voice called out, not having to turn around to know that the old man was behind him. "I told you I wasn't working with you ever again."
"I heard that loud and clear, Mark." Cecil continued, "I figured you weren't against updates, though."
The young man merely stayed silent, his whole body language screaming that he didn't want to hear him speak anymore. Cecil grimaced, biting the inside of his cheek. The idea he had seemed like it wasn't going to work, only made up with a few clues then and there, but he was already here so it would be a waste to not try it.
"There's a lot happening out there. It's difficult to keep up with everything."
Mark stayed silent, unresponsive as his eyes were staring only at Eve.
Cecil carried on, "I had to come up with creative solutions to the issues of not having resources, people, superheroes to go out there and protect the world."
Mark stayed unmoving, not reacting an inch.
"Do you remember the criminal you helped capture? Vandal? —"
"It's (Y/N)." Grayson jolted, turning to look at Cecil with stern eyes. His hands were still on Eve's, though he noted the small pull away. "Her name is (Y/N)."
"That's interesting, I didn't find out until today that was their actual name." The older man was quick to point out, raising a brow. "How did you know that? Didn't care to share with the rest of us?"
Mark hesitated, his eyes flickering away from Cecil. "She told me it the first time we fought. Must've slipped my mind." He vaguely dismissed, clearing his throat.
He had accidentally crossed your path when he first started out his journey as Invincible. He was still getting a hang on things, training to be a great hero just like his dad.
It took him a little bit too long to register that you were a villain—a criminal that he should've jumped to stop as soon as his eyes laid on the path of destruction you caused without a care of who you hurt.
Then it took him even longer to move from his spot with how strangely enamored he was with you. Mark was overcome by this rush of attraction that he had subconsciously held his breath. If it weren't for his viltrumite make up, he would've passed out with how much oxygen he deprived from his lungs.
Did villains usually have this effect on heroes? Fascinated, interested, curious, enamored? (Mark later found out that no, villains did not have this effect—for whatever reason, it was only you).
Once he finally snapped out of it, he was quick to try and stop you. Though with how inexperienced he was with fighting and your brawniness, you won. Beaten to a pulp, his body was sore and tired as he laid on the ground, groaning from the punches.
"Ah—shit." A whine escaped his throat. Was being a superhero going to be this painful?
You crouched down to his level, eyeing his costume that hugged his body. "It isn't a good idea to jump at a girl wrecking the place while being a baby super." You commented, your eyes filled with pity. You didn't take amusement in practically beating up an infant. "Downright idiotic."
"Idiotic and invincible shares the same starting letter," he coughed, shifting to look at you but a sharp pain jolted up his spine. "Ah, that hurts—so I guess they go hand in hand." He let out a nervous smile, giddiness budding at the pit of his stomach as he wiped off the blood that had dried out his upper lip.
It's wrong to feel so... so excitedly nervous about how close you were. Sure okay, you got close so you could punch and throw him around while you two fought—but right now Mark had the time to take you in fully.
You snorted, a giggle jumping out your lips. You weren't expecting him to crack a joke like that while he was beaten to a pulp and wow—that giggle of yours was beautiful. That made his heart dance and his stomach sick with how many butterflies there were.
You quickly covered your laughter, rubbing a hand over your mouth. "Invincible is a stupid name."
"What's yours? We can compare."
"… I earned the name Vandal, it's a stupid name too." You shrugged, pushing yourself to stand.
He tried to sit up, though shots of pain riddled him to fall. He didn't want you to leave so quickly—not out of fear you would go back to destroying stuff but out of fear he may not ever see you again.
"Is there another name I can call you? I-I mean, I would like the villain who beat me up to at least like their name." Mark stuttered out, a strained smile on his face.
You eyed him, raising a brow. Unimpressed at his lame reasoning. "What kind of reason is that?"
"Uh, I—well you know, erm—" His cheeks flushed a baby pink.
You sighed, finding yourself pitying the new hero. "Fine." You’ll humor this. Giving you his name wouldn't hurt, besides even if he told others, it wasn't enough to track you down. “It’s (Y/N).”
"Hm. Okay. Moving on." Cecil hummed, not convinced. “I had her be taken out of her cell. She's out on the field."
Now that got a response out of Mark. He let go of Eve's hand, his body moving in the blink of an eye as he appeared in front of Cecil. It caught the older man by surprise, taking a hurried step back.
“What do you mean out in the field? She shouldn’t be out there. She’s supposed to be in a prison cell. She’s supposed to be safe. I remember you saying that she will be!”
“That was after this shitshow started. Prior arrangements had to be moved around and changed.” He defended himself, narrowing his eyes at how quick he was to anger when you were handled in a manner he disagreed with. This pattern of possessiveness he had over a criminal was wrong.
Cecil had chosen to ignore this, chalking it up to some petty rivalry over the fact you had beaten him a couple of times—but now it was clear as day that it was definitely way more than that.
Just how much more was what Cecil was curious about. He needed to see exactly what you meant to him and if he could use that for his own gain. “If she can handle fighting against you, then hell, she can certainly handle herself against one of those variants. I needed all the manpower I can get, and she was the perfect option.”
“That still gave you no right!” He screamed.
“It does when the guy who can go head to toe with those invaders out there won’t leave this goddamn room.” Cecil retorted.
“So—So what?! She can die, Cecil.” He huffed, his fists clenching at the idea you were out there in harm’s way.
“Why does that matter so much to you, Mark? What exactly is she to you for you to be worked over this? I don’t have to omnipotent to know she doesn’t give a damn about you—not a single thought. Yet you’re here caring for her as if you’re her friend.” He paused, “Are you?”
Mark hitched breath, a lump in his throat as he brought his hands to hold onto his face.
He hadn’t been able to stop thinking about you, and he knew that he shouldn’t be thinking about you as much as he should, but he couldn’t stop. His mind always wandered. Day and night without fail at some point his thoughts would be consumed by you, someone he barely knew anything about—someone that he shouldn’t be thinking of.
Mark tried to stay away from you—at least that’s what he told himself to make him feel better. He always jumped at the chance to go to you whenever you were back on your rampaging antics. Other heroes noticed, offering to take his place instead but he sternly refused.
He was territorial about being the one to stop you, being the one to fight you, being the one to be with you.
Mark told himself that he thought about you so frequently because of that pitiful ‘kindness’ you showed him at your guys’ first encounter. From that, you must be much better being a reformed criminal than a villain who took pleasure in seeing destruction.
So, he tried to convince you to change your ways.
That’s what a superhero does, right? Not just help distressed citizens but everyone, even villains. He offered to help you lead a better life than the one you are right now, guide you how to use your powers for good rather than bad.
He also offered you companionship, friendship—a chance to have a deeper relationship than the close to nothing relationship you two currently had.
Though he was hurt every time you rejected him. Not hurt from the fact you rejected turning a new leaf but hurt that you rejected his friendship. Fine, you turned down being a good guy, but why turn him down?
Couldn’t you see that Mark ran to you each time? Couldn’t you see that he had got stronger, faster, better, each time you fought just to impress you? Couldn’t you see that he craved to know you more, the girl who he knew nothing about yet haunts him every day?
The bruises that you left on his body were the only thing you gave him that held a part of you—and he would stare at them in the mirror as he traced over them remembering the fists he came to memorize.
The bruises were the only thing you didn’t reject to give, and he hoped they never faded so he can carry the ghost of your touch on his body.
Mark Grayson tried to drop it—drop you. He was driving himself crazy over a stranger that wanted nothing to do with him. He tried tearing himself away from the idea of you, but he came back running whenever he heard you were out there.
Cecil voice snapped him out of his thoughts. “Well, Mark, are you?”
“No, we’re not friends.” He responded, his torn voice muffled by his hands.
“Then what is it? What is it ‘cause with how I’m seeing things no one should be caring about a stranger as much as much as you are right now.” Cecil bombarded, continuing to pile more questions on him relentlessly, pushing the boy’s buttons.
The half-viltrumite ran his hands to his hair, his fingers intertwining with his black locks as he let out an exhausted groan.
“Mark, say something. Say something Mark. For the love of God, fucking say something—”
“No! No, I don’t know her at all, I don’t mean anything to her! I’m not her friend. I’m nothing.” He snapped, his voice raised and shouting, his mouth running wild. “That doesn’t mean that I don’t want her safe! That doesn’t mean I don’t care about her! That doesn’t mean I don’t want her.”
A tense silence fell on the room, the only sound was of the machines next to Eve’s bed.
“So that’s it. Your whipped for (Y/N).” Cecil finally broke the silence, scoffing in disbelief at what he had just discovered. “What twisted fascination do you have with her? A villain who never gave you the light of day, yet you hold this …” His face contorted, looking away from Mark. “I don’t even know what to call this. Sick? Twisted? Pathetic?”
“… Shut up. Just shut up.”
“Can’t do that because I’m not done talking.” He side eyed, “Your little crush is being jumped by multiple variants. Last I checked she ran, but got a suspicion it won’t be easy for her to get rid of them.”
Cecil felt himself slammed to the wall, the white collar of his shirt being tightly gripped. “What? Why didn’t you lead with that!”
“Sorry, kid, didn’t expect your type to be bad girls.” He grunted, staring into Mark’s brown eyes.
“Just tell me where she is.”
“Thinking of joining the fight now? Don’t want to stay here by Eve anymore? All I had to do was dangle something you can never have in front of your face to finally leave this room?”
Mark raised a fist and hit the wall behind the man he had pinned. “Tell me where (Y/N) is.”
Cecil dug his hand into his suit pocket, pushing an earpiece to his chest which Mark quickly caught. “Plug that in and Donald will tell you.” He stated. The grip Mark had on his collar loosened, pushing him aside as he went to grab his mask from the end of the bed.
As always, he comes running when he hears you’re out there.
"I am having a blast," This sinister version of Invincible smirked, his breathing heavy as he had you pinned to the ground. You made him work up quite a sweat, and he was getting quite thirsty. "You're so new, so fun, so entertaining, so enticing. I'm working up an appetite."
It felt like it has been ages since you were stuck fighting for your life against this man, but it has been only a couple of minutes.
Your face distorted in disgust. A hand of his was holding your two legs together so that you couldn't kick him away even though you were desperately trying to squirm your legs away from his tight grasp.
"Eat shit." You cursed, collecting the saliva that accumulated in your mouth and spitting it to his face—the wad of spit hitting the corner of his lips.
His smile faltered, before grinning again as he cooed at you. "That bitch of a mouth of yours needs work, though." Sinister Invincible parted his lips, his tongue licking the side of his face, collecting the saliva you had thrown at him and swallowing.
"You gross sick fu—hhmp!" You quickly got muffled as he had snaked his gloved fingers inside your mouth with his free hand, the taste of rubber filling your taste buds as you thrashed under his hold. You used your hands to scratch and slap his face, though that seemed to only entertain him further.
His fingers moved to feel your teeth, your tongue that tried to escape the taste of his gloves, and the soft as well as hard palate. You yelled muffled profanities, biting down on his fingers.
Your canine fangs broke through the rubber material of the glove, and he let out a small—was that fucking moan?—sound as that only served to give him more reason to push his fingers deeper down your mouth, his fingertips scooting to the entrance of your throat.
"Bite harder, cunt." He demanded, and you instinctively listened.
Your teeth pressed down on his skin, the bite breaking it as a metallic taste seeped into your taste buds joining the taste of the rubber gloves.
"Ouggh my god." Sinister Mark moaned; the pain brought by your fangs serving to be pleasurable. That hand he used to hold down your legs he shifted over to one, squeezing hard against the muscles and into the bone.
Crack!
"HHMP!" Your scream muffled into his glove, and you gagged soon after from his fingers hitting the back of your throat. The scratch and hits to his head were doing nothing to him, and you grimaced as your eyes darted around to find any way to get out of this.
You noticed how your broken leg wasn't immediately healing, like how it should be, and your eyes widen as you remembered the collar the G.D.A had placed around your neck. You had forgotten about it, and you closed your eyes as you knew what to do.
Your hands reached eagerly to the shock collar, digging your fingers between the metal and your neck as you began to tear away at it. It instantly began sending electricity through your body, riddling your body to the seizing and overwhelming pain that resembled the same sensation when you were hit with that gun. Your eyes opened, rolling to the back of your skull from the intensity.
You clenched your jaw as you continued to rip it from your neck, trying to keep your eyes open and not lose consciousness as the metal began to rip apart—the wires being revealed.
Whatever was sending the electricity was no longer contained to just your body, zapping in the air and reaching to the black and yellow Invincible that was on top of you.
The electrifying pain met him too, and he yanked his digits out of your mouth as the bolts traveled up to his entire body. You felt his weight lift off as you ripped the collar in two, gasping for air and rolling to your side.
Your body twitched as there was still electricity coursing through your body—and you felt an intense wave of exhaustion flood you.
No, I can't pass out, I need to get out of here. No, no—
You tried to resist, though black spots were already filling your vision as shapes and colors became a blur. Even then, you tried to crawl to distance yourself from the Invincible, but a sudden tight grip to your hair pulled you toward his direction.
"You disobedient bitch. Who told you to do that?" You heard a growl, the pull of your hair making you whine.
Your hair was suddenly released, feeling a strong gust of wind behind you as Sinister’s Mark voice off to the distance. You didn’t care to look back, trying to squint to see what was ahead of you.
Although your vision became increasingly blurry and you gagged from having his hand shoved down your throat a few seconds ago. You tried to sit up but failed, you head feeling heavy as it hit the ground.
You internally screamed to stay awake, but darkness hugged you. Before that however, you felt someone crouch next to you, a hand draped over your forehead as they said something to you. Whatever they said, you couldn’t tell, and you just prayed they were more of a friend than a foe another crazy Invincible.
sorry if this was boring, wanted to focus on Mainstream Mark in this one :P !!
Am I cray cray to think Sinister Mark loves dishing out and receiving pain
UMM anyway, we ignore how you can tell I’m new to writing action scenes tyyy 🫣🙈 oh also the plot holes shh
-bonsubear

#mark grayson x reader#mark grayson x you#mark grayson#invincible variants#invincible x reader#invincible x you#invincible season 3#sinister mark#viltrum mark#cecil stedman#writers on tumblr#writing#fanfic#late night post#will post on ao3 soon I think#I love you mark grayson#bonsubearwriting
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White Horse - Chapter 15: March 2024
Pairing: Max Verstappen x Isabelle Leclerc (Original Character)
Summary:
Max Verstappen is a World Champion. Isabelle Leclerc is invisible.
She watched her family give up everything for Charles’ career—Arthur’s karting, their father’s savings, even her childhood horse. She understood. She never asked for more.
But Max does. He notices the things no one else does, listens when no one else will, and puts her first in ways she never imagined. With him, she isn’t an afterthought—she’s a choice. And for the first time, she realizes she doesn’t have to be invisible.
Warnings and Notes:
we have now moved on from Charles bashing to bashing his whole family, Discussions of toxic past relationships, talk about loosing a childhood pet, toxic families, Me trying to write therapy sessions.
As always big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble

Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Gianpiero Lambiase
Isabelle: Hi GP, Um. This is Isabelle. Belle. Max’s Belle. Sorry for texting you out of nowhere. I hope it’s okay.
GP: Hi Belle. It’s okay. Max talks about you enough that it feels overdue, honestly.
Belle: Oh. Good.
GP: He’s very annoying about it. In a way that’s almost endearing.
Belle: Haha. Sorry.
GP: Don’t apologize. What’s up?
Belle: So… I’m in Bahrain. And I want to surprise Max. Like, sneak into his hotel room before he gets back from practice. Very harmless. Very stealthy. Zero crime.
GP: Did your doctor clear you to travel?
Isabelle: Yes. I have a note and everything.
GP: Because if you’re here without medical clearance and something happens, Max will kill me. And then probably reanimate me and kill me again.
Belle: I promise. I’m cleared. I’ll send you the doctor’s note if you need it.
GP: Good. Because if I was going to help sneak you in, it needed to be a guilt-free crime.
Belle: You’ll help?
GP: Belle, if surprising Max with you magically appearing in his hotel room gets him to stop moping around like a man whose soul was ripped out, I will personally carry you upstairs myself if needed.
Belle: You’re very good at emotional blackmail. I respect that.
GP: I learned from the best. (Max.)
Belle: Okay. I’m at the hotel now. Should I just wait nearby?
GP: Yeah. Give me 10 minutes. I’ll text you when the coast is clear.
Belle: Thank you, GP. Really. I know you didn’t have to.
GP: You’re good for him. That’s all I need to know.
***
The hallway was dim and quiet when Max stepped out of the elevator, still half in race mode — muscle memory from practice laps thrumming through his veins, sweat drying at the back of his neck.
He dug for his key card automatically, mind already turning toward data reviews and hydration schedules, as he opened the door of his Hotel room.
And then he looked up.
And stopped dead.
Because there, lounging on the couch in his Hotel room in Bahrain, wearing a loose fitting dress, her hair damp from a shower she must have just taken - was her.
Belle.
Waiting for him.
Max blinked once.
Twice.
He genuinely thought, for a heartbeat, that he was hallucinating.
"Hi," she said, smiling — a real smile, tired but so real — like she hadn’t nearly died two weeks ago, like she hadn’t ripped his heart out and stitched it back together in the same breath.
"Hi," Max said hoarsely, voice cracking slightly.
She stood up slowly, careful, and Max could see the faint traces of bruises still painting her collarbone under the neckline of her dress.
He didn’t think.
He crossed the hallway in three long strides and gathered her into his arms, pulling her against his chest so tightly she squeaked.
Belle laughed — a soft, breathless sound — and buried her face against his shoulder.
"You’re here," Max murmured, like he still couldn’t believe it, like he had to say it out loud just to make it real. "You’re actually here."
"I missed you," Belle whispered into his shirt. "I wanted to surprise you."
"You’re going to kill me one day, you know that?" he said, laughing wetly against her hair. "Heart attack at 26."
She pulled back just enough to look up at him, hands still clutching the fabric of his shirt.
"You’re not mad?"
"Mad?" Max shook his head, jaw tight with emotion. "Belle, I’m—" He broke off, swallowing hard. "I’m so fucking glad you’re here, I don’t even have words for it."
Her eyes shone a little too brightly, but her smile was steady.
"I’m cleared to travel," she said quickly, reading the worry still written across his face. "I’m fine. I’m okay."
Max leaned down and kissed her forehead — a soft, reverent brush of lips — before resting his forehead against hers.
"I thought you were at home," he said, voice low and rough. "Resting."
Belle gave a tiny, guilty smile.
"Technically, I am resting," she said. "Just... here."
Max huffed a breathless laugh — half relief, half something too big to name.
"And how exactly," he murmured, pulling back to raise an eyebrow at her, "did you sneak into a fully-booked F1 team hotel?"
Belle bit her bottom lip, eyes sparkling.
"GP might have helped a little."
Max stared at her for a beat — then burst out laughing, pressing a kiss against her forehead.
"Of course he did," he said, voice shaking slightly with laughter and something dangerously close to tears.
Belle beamed up at him, utterly unrepentant.
"He even texted me like it was a spy mission," she added proudly. "I think he had fun."
Max shook his head, still smiling, overwhelmed by how much he loved her.
"He's going to regret that when I promote him from race engineer to full-time Belle smuggler."
Belle laughed, wrapping her arms tighter around his waist.
"You’re not mad?"
Max kissed the top of her head, breathing her in like he still couldn’t believe she was real.
"Mad?" he echoed. "No. You’re here. You’re safe. That’s all I’ll ever care about."
She tucked her face into his chest, and Max just held her there — steady, grounding her, grounding himself.
***
Arthur spotted her near the Ferrari hospitality entrance, and for a long second, he honestly thought he was seeing things.
Isabelle —
Here?
In Bahrain?
He frowned, confused, slowing his steps.
She wasn’t supposed to be here.
No one had said anything.
She hadn’t said anything.
Not in the family chat.
Not in any of the bland, polite “good luck” texts she sent before race weekends.
Arthur crossed the walkway toward her before he could overthink it.
“Isabelle?” he called, blinking against the bright sun.
She turned, smiling when she saw him — but it was a small, careful kind of smile.
Not the bright, easy one he remembered.
“Hey, Arthur,” she said softly.
He stopped in front of her, feeling weirdly awkward.
“You didn’t say you were coming,” he said, trying for teasing but it came out too sharp, too defensive.
“I didn’t know I was coming until a few days ago,” Isabelle said, shrugging one shoulder. “Doctor cleared me. Figured I’d make the trip.”
Arthur’s eyes flicked over her automatically — and caught, despite himself, on the faint bruising still along her temple, the shadows along her collarbone.
He looked away quickly.
Pretended he hadn’t seen it.
“You look fine,” he said too quickly. “You are fine, right?”
Isabelle’s smile faltered.
“I’m… better,” she said after a beat. “Still a little bruised. But yeah. I’m okay.”
Arthur nodded, desperate to believe it.
“Good,” he said, forcing a casual shrug. “We were all worried.”
Were we? a voice whispered in the back of his mind, but he shoved it down.
Isabelle looked at him for a long second, her expression unreadable.
“You didn’t ask,” she said lightly. Not accusatory. Just stating a fact.
Arthur blinked.
“What?”
“After the accident,” she said. “None of you really asked what happened. You just… assumed I was fine.”
Arthur opened his mouth. Closed it.
He didn’t know what to say to that — not without admitting that he hadn’t wanted to ask.
Hadn’t wanted to know.
Because if she wasn’t fine —
If she had been hurt worse than a few bruises and a night in the hospital —
Then what did that say about him? About all of them?
Arthur shifted his weight, uncomfortable.
“You’re here now,” he said finally, as if that proved something.
As if her survival was enough to erase everything else.
Isabelle smiled again — but it was a different kind of smile this time.
Tired. A little sad.
“Yeah,” she said. “I’m here.”
And for the first time, Arthur wondered if maybe — just maybe — that wasn’t as simple as it sounded.
***
Lily hadn’t been trying to find anyone in particular — she'd just been wandering the paddock in search of ice cream.
It was so hot, that she really, really needed ice cream before she melted into a puddle of useless girlfriend.
Oscar had pointed her in the vague direction of the food vendors before dashing off for driver obligations, so Lily wandered across the paddock, sunglasses perched precariously on her head, following her nose (and the general vibe of "ice cream is this way").
She was halfway there when she spotted her.
A girl — no, a young woman — perched casually near one of the vendor stands, flipping through her phone with an easy kind of grace, looking completely at home despite the chaos around her.
At first, Lily didn't recognize her. She just noticed the calm. The way people instinctively gave her space without even realizing it. Like the eye of a storm.
Then she realized.
Isabelle Leclerc.
Charles’ sister.
The one who somehow existed on the very edge of all the chaos — always close enough to be there, but never quite tangled up in it.
Belle. The girl who had rescued Oscar from buying “the ugliest couch in existence in Monaco.”
Oscar had mentioned her, in the same tone you'd use for someone you admired without quite knowing how to say it.
Lily hesitated — torn between her mission for ice cream and her deep-rooted manners that said go say hi, you dork.
She picked manners.
"Hi," Lily said, smiling as she approached.
Isabelle looked up, and for a second, Lily thought maybe she'd made a mistake — maybe she was interrupting something.
But then Isabelle smiled back — soft and real — and it was like being wrapped in sunshine.
"Hi," Isabelle said warmly. "You're Oscar's Lily, right?"
Lily laughed, a little breathless with surprise. "I guess so."
"Finally, we meet properly. Belle Leclerc," Belle said, tucking her phone away. "You heading somewhere, or are you just braving the paddock chaos for the experience?"
"Ice cream," Lily admitted. "Desperately."
Belle laughed — a real laugh, the kind that made you want to laugh too. "Good instincts. It's basically a survival tactic in this weather."
Lily grinned, a little more relaxed now. "You wouldn't happen to know where the best vendor is, would you?"
Belle tilted her head thoughtfully, like she was considering the great philosophical question of their time. "There's a stand near the back of the McLaren motorhome," she said. "Less crowded, better flavors. Also, the guy running it doesn’t skimp on sprinkles if you look appropriately pitiful."
Lily beamed. "You’re a lifesaver."
"Come on," Belle said, already falling into step beside her. "I'll show you. It’s basically my civic duty."
Belle tucked a strand of caramel coloured hair behind her ear and Lily suddenly saw the faint bruising still lingering along Belle’s temple and just under her collarbone where her dress dipped at the neck.
The sight made something twist sharply in Lily’s chest.
"I—" she started, then bit her lip. "I just wanted to say… I’m really glad you’re okay."
Belle blinked, clearly surprised.
"I heard about the crash," Lily said quickly, "Oscar told me it was serious." She trailed off, feeling weirdly emotional for a person who barely knew her.
Belle’s expression softened even more — touched, a little shy.
"Thank you," she said, voice a little rougher around the edges. "I was really lucky."
Lily smiled, relieved.
"And also," Lily said, remembering, "thank you for helping Oscar with his apartment. He said you saved him from living in chaos forever."
Belle laughed again, covering her mouth. "He’s exaggerating."
"No, he’s really not," Lily said earnestly. "He had one pot and like three mismatched plates before you intervened."
Belle giggled. "I just gave him a list."
"And apparently taught him the existence of rugs and throw pillows," Lily said with a wink. "You’re a hero."
Belle was still laughing, her eyes crinkling at the corners in a way that made her seem even younger, even softer.
Lily found herself smiling so hard her cheeks hurt.
Without really thinking, she said:
"I’m really glad we ran into each other."
"Me too," Belle said, and this time there wasn’t a trace of hesitation.
And just like that — without ceremony or fanfare — Lily was swept up into Belle’s orbit. Adopted. Collected. Claimed.
No big declarations. No awkwardness.
Just a steady, unspoken you’re one of mine now.
Lily understood immediately how it had happened to Oscar.
And why Oscar had looked so quietly smug about it ever since.
As they made their way through the paddock together, Belle offering casual commentary on the chaos around them, Lily thought maybe — just maybe — this whole world felt a little less overwhelming when you had someone like Belle at your side.
Two girls who hadn’t meant to find each other in the chaos of the paddock — but who did anyway.
***
Text Messages: Lily Zneimer & Oscar Piastri
Lily: I just met Belle.
Lily: At the ice cream stand!!
Lily: We both went for survival ice cream.
Lily: It was fate.
Oscar: Oh no. What did you do.
Lily: EXCUSE ME.
Lily: I was adorable.
Lily: SHE was adorable.
Lily: We’re best friends now.
Oscar: That tracks.
Lily: Oscar. OSCAR.
Oscar: What.
Lily: I get it.
Lily: I GET IT.
Lily: Why you’re obsessed with her.
Lily: She’s sunshine wrapped in a cardigan and stubbornness.
Oscar: Yeah. She’s Belle. Everyone’s a little obsessed with her. Max just got there first.
Lily: Also she’s still got bruises from the crash and she was just out here smiling like a total champ.
Lily: I wanted to wrap her in bubble wrap.
Oscar: Trust me. Max is already trying. If he could put her in a Volvo made of titanium, he would.
Lily: Tell him to let me help.
Lily: I’m small but scrappy.
Oscar: I’ll pass along the message. He’ll appreciate the reinforcements.
Lily: I’m serious. I love her already.
****
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@/F1Overheard: Isabelle Leclerc and Lily Zneimer spotted getting ice cream together in the paddock today. New power duo just dropped???
@/Turn1Drama: Not to be dramatic but I would lay down my life for Isabelle and Lily within 0.2 seconds of meeting them.
@/F1Receipts: Ok but… zoom in. Look at Isabelle’s collarbone. There’s… bruising???
photo attached: Belle smiling with Lily, faint purple fading along her neck/collarbone visible above her dress
@GridGirlsUnited: WAIT. WHY DOES ISABELLE HAVE BRUISES.
@/FerrariFeverDreams: Isabelle Leclerc is the blueprint for moving through the world with quiet grace and still kicking life’s ass.
@/F1WAGUpdates: UMMM??? ISABELLE LECLERC AND LILY (OSCAR'S GIRLFRIEND) SPOTTED GETTING ICE CREAM IN BAHRAIN?? HELLO??? THE POWER DUO I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED????
@/gridgirlconfessions: not to be dramatic but Isabelle taking lily under her wing is the SOFTEST THING EVER. I’m literally going to cry in the paddock rn
@turn1meltdown also. not to be That Person but did anyone else notice... Isabelle has bruises?? I am pretty sure she covered one at her forehead with makeup. but you can see one on her shoulder when her dress fell down as she got ice cream??
@/tinfoiltires: not to start a conspiracy but…do you think she is dating Lando?! I mean she is hanging out with Oscar’s girlfriend.
@/paddockprotectionagency: There is literally no evidence for that. At all.
@/F1TeaTime: ISABELLE LECLERC AND LILY PIASTRI SPOTTED TOGETHER IN BAHRAIN: GIRL GANG FORMING ALERT.
@PaddockSpy Isabelle "please don't perceive me" Leclerc and Lily "mystery personified" Zneimer together is EXACTLY the energy the paddock needs.
@/McLarenMayhem Oscar spotted hovering around Lily and Isabelle like a guard dog. Lando too???
@/PitLaneDrama: Theory: Isabelle was hurt recently. Not racing related (obviously). Something serious enough that the whole grid knows but fans are only now noticing.
@/FerrariFanForum: idk what's happening but if someone hurt Isabelle Leclerc I fully believe half the paddock would riot.
@/f1overheard: also... are we gonna talk about the fact that Belle still has bruises on her arms??? Faded but definitely there??? Is she okay??? Who do I need to fight???
@/chaosinsector1: She’s laughing and walking and eating ice cream but seeing those bruises on Belle actually made me want to fistfight a drunk driver in the middle of Bahrain.
***
Text Messages: Oscar Piastri & Max Verstappen
Oscar: Mate. Did my girlfriend just get adopted by your girlfriend??
Max: Good. Belle needs more allies.
Oscar: They went for ice cream and now Lily’s acting like she’s been knighted into the Order of Belle.
Max: She has. There’s no going back.
Oscar: ...is this what happened to me?
Max: Yes. You just didn’t notice. It’s stealthy like that.
Oscar: Incredible.
Max: Also — Can you tell Lily to keep an eye on her?
Oscar: Belle?
Max: Yeah. Doctor cleared her for travel, but… She’s good at pretending she’s fine when she isn’t.
Oscar: Got it. I’ll tell Lily. (But I think she already clocked that. She’s weirdly good at reading people.)
Max: So is Belle. That’s probably why they found each other. But yeah. Just… make sure she rests. If she starts acting like she’s invincible, let me know.
Oscar: Copy that. Spy network: activated.
Max: Appreciate it. You get one free pass next time I accidentally block you in quali.
Oscar: Noted. I’ll save it for when it hurts the most.
***
Belle had just been laughing at something Lily said — something about Oscar’s catastrophic ability to pick good ice cream flavors — when she felt it.
That snap in the air.
The sudden chill.
She turned — and sure enough, there was Charles, storming across the paddock toward them with thunderclouds practically radiating off him.
Belle stiffened instinctively.
Oscar noticed too — his easy grin faltering. He had had flopped into a seat beside them minutes ago, looking amused but exhausted after media duties. Lando Norris had joined them too, fresh from a sponsor event, stealing a spoonful of Belle’s icecram like a menace.
Lando now looked like he was considering dropping his spoon and running.
“Isabelle,” Charles barked, sharp enough that it turned a few heads.
Belle straightened, fighting the instinct to brace herself.
“Hi, Charles,” she said evenly. “Good afternoon to you too."
He didn’t bother with greetings.
He didn’t even glance at the others.
His glare locked onto her like a missile.
He pointed dramatically at Lando, who looked like a deer in headlights.
"Are you dating him?!"
Dead silence.
Belle stared at her brother, mouth slightly open, frozen mid-bite.
Before she could even start responding, Lando erupted:
"WHAT?? NO. OH MY GOD, NO."
He flailed so hard he nearly knocked over his chair.
"I would never!" he blurted, panicked.
Oscar looked like he wanted to sink into the ground and disappear.
Lily was visibly biting her lip, fighting back laughter.
Belle closed her eyes very slowly, inhaled through her nose, and set her cup down carefully on the table.
"First of all," she said icily, "even if I were dating someone, that’s absolutely none of your business."
Charles opened his mouth to argue.
Belle held up a hand. "I’m not done."
Charles froze.
"Second," Belle continued, voice sharp, "I am not dating Lando. I was laughing at a joke about Oscar thinking that horseradish is an ice cream flavour that should exist, thank you very much."
Oscar made a helpless noise of protest. Lily patted his arm sympathetically.
"And third," Belle said, her eyes narrowing, "I would like to remind you that last year, you accused me of flirting with GP because we had a five-minute conversation about kitchen backsplashes."
Oscar actually choked on his yogurt.
Lando snorted so loudly he nearly fell out of his chair.
Charles, flushing red, spluttered, "That was — that was different!"
"Was it?" Belle said, crossing her arms. "Was it really, Charles? I am an adult," she said crisply. "I am capable of talking to men without planning a wedding, thank you."
Belle took a slow step forward, closing the space between them — not enough to make a scene, but enough that he had to really look at her.
At the fading bruises on her skin.
At the shadows under her eyes.
At the way she stood — a little too still, a little too tired — but standing all the same.
“I survived a car crash two weeks ago,” Belle said, voice quiet but razor-sharp. “I’m allowed to eat ice cream with my friends without needing your permission, Charles.”
He opened his mouth like he wanted to argue — to scold her somehow, as if she hadn’t earned the right to live her life on her own terms — but for once, no words came out.
Belle didn’t wait for them either.
***
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Daniel Ricciardo, Carlos Sainz Jr. and Lewis Hamilton)
Lando: I’M GOING TO DIE.
Lando: I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE.
Carlos: What happened now?
Lando: CHARLES. CHARLES HAPPENED.
Lando: HE THINKS I’M DATING BELLE.
Lewis: Wait, dating?? What did you do?
Lando: NOTHING. WE TALKED ABOUT ICE CREAM TOPPINGS.
Daniel: …please tell me you’re joking.
Oscar: He’s not.
Lando: I SWEAR.
Lando: I WAS TALKING ABOUT OREOS.
Lando: AND SPRINKLES.
Lando: AND NOW I’M A DEAD MAN.
Daniel: This is incredible. Never change.
Carlos: Sprinkles = romantic commitment now. Good to know.
Lando: CHARLES LOOKED AT ME LIKE HE WAS ALREADY DIGGING THE GRAVE.
Lando: I’M INNOCENT.
Oscar: Tell it to the judge. (aka Charles.)
Lando: I NEED WITNESSES.
Lewis: Your Honor, all he did was sprinkle some toppings.
Daniel: GUILTY. Of flirting with ice cream.
Oscar: Death by suspicious glances.
Lando: THIS IS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE.
Carlos: Charles said guilty. Sprinkle boy must suffer.
Lando: I HATE YOU ALL.
Oscar: Love you too, Sprinkle Boy.
***
Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Max Verstappen
Isabelle: Update from the chaos front: Charles now thinks I’m dating Lando.
Max: First GP. Now Lando. Who’s next? Helmut?
Isabelle: PLEASE.
Max: Imagine explaining that one to the family.
Isabelle: At this point I think they’d believe anything. I just need to talk to someone and apparently it’s a full-blown scandal.
Max: Good thing you already have a secret boyfriend. ME.
Isabelle: The only one that matters. (And the only one who would never judge my ice cream topping choices.)
Max: Correct. As your official and only secret boyfriend, I feel like maybe it’s time to make you an honest woman.
Isabelle: Max.
Max: All I’m saying is if you wore a ring, maybe Charles would stop suspecting every man who breathes near you.
Isabelle: You’re lucky you’re cute.
Max: I’m lucky for a lot of reasons. You’re the biggest one.
***
David Coulthard had been around Formula One long enough to notice things.
He noticed when a driver had a new sponsor before anyone said a word.
He noticed when a pit crew moved two tenths faster than last season.
And he noticed — very easily — when something was going on off-track.
It started with Max.
Max was... Different.
Still sharp, still competitive — God help anyone who thought the fire had gone — but... softer around the edges, somehow.
Less likely to bite a journalist’s head off.
Laughing more. Smiling — smiling! — during media duties instead of looking like he wanted to physically vanish into the concrete.
David had filed it away, mildly amused.
Maybe maturity.
Maybe something else.
But then Bahrain happened.
And David saw her.
He was standing near the Red Bull hospitality tent, making small talk with Christian Horner about the new season, when he caught the sight of her.
Isabelle Leclerc.
Charles' little sister.
Quiet. Polite. Always seemed to hover just outside the spotlight.
She was walking across the paddock, a small tote bag slung over one shoulder, sunglasses perched on her head — casual, unnoticed by most of the chaos around her.
Except Max noticed.
Max, who’d been standing half-turned, mid-conversation with a Red Bull engineer, stopped mid-sentence when he saw her.
David watched — curious, instinct pricking at the back of his neck — as Max’s entire face softened.
Not just fond — no, no.
Absolutely gone.
Max excused himself a little too quickly. Caught up with her a few paces later, walking just a little too close, talking low and quiet.
David tilted his head, observing like a man watching a slow car crash — except it wasn’t a crash at all. It was... intimate.
Isabelle laughed at something Max said — and David watched Max practically beam like a golden retriever who’d just been handed a steak.
He narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.
Well, well, well.
Later that afternoon, while pretending to be busy near the media center, David caught another moment.
Isabelle was perched on the low wall near the Red Bull motorhome, sipping from a bottle of water, flipping through something on her phone.
Max came out the door — helmet in hand, race suit half unzipped — and immediately bee-lined toward her.
Not toward the engineers.
Not toward the debrief room.
Her.
And when he thought no one was looking, Max leaned down and pressed a kiss — soft, fast, familiar — to the top of her head.
David raised his eyebrows.
Oh, it wasn’t just a thing.
It wasn’t casual.
It wasn’t nothing.
This was serious.
And judging by how utterly comfortable they were — how instinctively they gravitated toward each other without even thinking — it had been serious for a while.
David smirked to himself, pulling out his phone.
Text to Mark Webber:I bet you a bottle of wine Max Verstappen is dating Isabelle Leclerc. Long term. Dead serious.
Mark:WHATexplain immediately
David chuckled, pocketing his phone.
Oh, he wasn’t going to explain everything yet.
Where was the fun in that?
He was going to sit back, enjoy the slow unfolding chaos, and wait for the paddock to finally catch up to what he already knew:
Max Verstappen was utterly, completely, irrevocably in love.
And her last name was Leclerc.
God, the 2024 season was already looking fantastic.
***
Mark Webber prided himself on keeping his ear to the ground.
Or, at the very least, knowing when David bloody Coulthard was onto something juicy.
He couldn’t stop thinking about that text message.
I bet you a bottle of wine Max Verstappen is dating Isabelle Leclerc. Long term. Dead serious.
Dead serious.
David didn’t throw those words around lightly.
So, naturally, Mark did what any sane, mature, retired driver would do.
He went hunting for information.
It wasn’t like he could just ask Max — not without getting a death stare and possibly a Red Bull can thrown at his head.
No, he needed someone younger. Someone adjacent. Someone... less likely to suspect an ambush.
He spotted Oscar near the McLaren garage, fiddling with a water bottle, looking far too innocent for a man in the Formula One paddock.
Perfect.
Mark strolled over casually, hands in his pockets, wearing the most nonchalant face he could muster.
Oscar looked up, blinking like a deer in headlights.
"Hey, mate," Mark said smoothly. "Quick one for you."
Oscar looked instantly suspicious — good lad, instincts sharp — but he nodded.
Mark leaned in, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Any idea if Max Verstappen’s dating Isabelle Leclerc?"
Oscar choked so hard on absolutely nothing that he physically stumbled back a step.
Mark arched a brow. "That’s a yes?"
"How—" Oscar spluttered, looking around wildly like he expected FIA officials to pop out of the bushes. "How do you know that?!"
Mark laughed, genuinely delighted. "Ohhh, mate, you just confirmed it for me."
Oscar groaned, scrubbing a hand over his face. "I didn’t confirm anything! I just— I mean—" He lowered his voice urgently. "It’s, like, a massive secret."
Mark chuckled, utterly unbothered. "Not that massive if Coulthard noticed it after one afternoon."
Oscar buried his face in his hands. "I’m so dead. Max is going to kill me. I didn’t say anything!"
"You didn’t have to." Mark clapped him on the shoulder, grinning like the cat that got the cream. "Cheers, mate. Appreciate it."
He turned to saunter away — job done, day made — leaving poor Oscar standing there, looking absolutely haunted.
Mark was already pulling out his phone to text David back: Oscar just confirmed it. Owe you a bottle. Also this is incredible.
God, he loved this sport.
***
The restaurant was loud, chaotic in the way all post-race celebrations were, but Max didn’t mind.
Not tonight.
The Bahrain Grand Prix trophy was already back at the hotel, forgotten for the moment — because the real prize was sitting right next to him, curled into the booth, tucked safely under his arm.
Belle.
Max still hadn't entirely recovered from seeing her waiting for him after free practice a few nights ago — real, alive, breathing.
Now, with her hair soft around her face, wearing a simple sundress that made her look even more breakable and beautiful under the low lights, he could barely keep his hands off her.
And he didn’t have to.
Not here.
Not when everyone thought she was just Isabelle Leclerc, Charles’ sweet little sister, along for the ride.
Max smirked to himself, sliding his hand a little higher on her thigh under the table, tracing small, lazy circles against the fabric of her dress.
Belle looked up at him, cheeks flushing immediately, but her eyes sparkled — delighted, conspiratorial.
God, he loved her.
Lando, unfortunately, was sitting across the table — and he was dying.
Max could feel it.
Every time Max leaned in closer to Belle, murmuring something low in her ear, Lando shifted violently in his seat like he was physically restraining himself from making a scene.
It was beautiful.
"So," Belle said, teasingly soft, tilting her head up toward him, "how does it feel to add another trophy to the collection?"
Max shrugged, smirking, fully aware that Charles — sitting a few seats away — was half-listening while pretending to be absorbed in the menu.
"Don’t care about trophies," Max said easily, keeping his voice just loud enough to carry.
Belle blinked up at him, playing along.
"Oh no? What do you care about, then?"
Max leaned down, his mouth brushing just over the shell of her ear, and said, so low that it was a miracle only Lando seemed to catch it:
"You’re the only trophy I want."
Belle flushed scarlet, her hand tightening briefly around the napkin in her lap, her breath catching visibly.
Max smiled against her temple, smug and helplessly in love.
Across the table, Lando made a tiny, strangled noise and buried his face in his hands.
Charles — bless his stupid, oblivious soul — just looked up from the menu and said, casually:
"You’re not even looking at dessert, Max. You’re going to miss the good stuff."
Max didn't even blink.
"I already have the good stuff," he said without missing a beat, eyes locked firmly on Belle.
Belle made a tiny, helpless noise that she immediately disguised with a cough.
Lando kicked Max hard under the table, and Max barely resisted kicking him back.
Charles, meanwhile, just shrugged and went back to the menu, completely, fantastically unaware.
Max felt Belle’s hand slide into his under the table, squeezing once — a secret, silent, trembling squeeze — and he squeezed back, his thumb brushing lightly over her knuckles.
She was his.
And one day soon —
He wasn’t going to hide it anymore.
But for now?
He could live like this.
With Belle flushed and smiling at his side, Lando dying quietly across from him, and the rest of the world too blind to see that Max Verstappen had already won the only race that ever really mattered.
***
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Carlos Sainz, Daniel Ricciardo, Lewis Hamilton)
Lando: I almost DIED at dinner.
Oscar: What happened??
Lando: Max flirted with Belle. In front of Charles. Like, full-on heart eyes and whispered sweet nothings.
Carlos: Please tell me Charles noticed.
Lando: HE DIDN’T. He told Max to look at the dessert menu.
Lando: Max literally said “I already have the good stuff” while STARING AT BELLE.
Lando: And Charles just??? Nodded???
Lewis: Oh my god.
Oscar: I’m losing it. How are you still alive.
Lando: She was BLUSHING. Max was basically devouring her with his eyes.
Lando: I had to physically punch myself in the leg to not start screaming.
Daniel: You deserve an award. Like. An actual trophy.
Carlos: Or a medal. “Bravery in the Face of Complete Dumbassery.”
Oscar: Lando Norris: Survivor of Max-and-Belle Public Flirting™️
Lando: I’m writing my will. If I die because Charles eventually finds out and kills me, tell my mum I love her.
Daniel: Will do. Also, dibs on your gaming chair.
Lewis: We are NOT inheriting his Twitch setup, Daniel.
Daniel: You can’t stop me.
Carlos: Focus. The real question is: How long until Max just proposes and Charles still doesn’t notice?
Oscar: 50 bucks says it happens this season.
Lando: I’m raising you to 100. Because honestly? At this point? I can see it happening.
***
There were a few great constants in Formula One.
One: There would always be politics.
Two: Fernando Alonso would always find a way to be fast.
And three: The old guard — Mark Webber, David Coulthard, and Fernando himself — would probably end up at a hotel bar, drinking expensive whiskey and gossiping like teenagers at a sleepover.
Tonight was no exception.
David leaned back in his chair, looking insufferably smug as he sipped his drink.
"I’m telling you," he said, tapping the side of his glass for emphasis. "It’s serious. Verstappen and the little Leclerc."
Mark, grinning like a fox, said, "Oscar practically shat himself when I asked him."
Fernando’s eyebrows shot up, delighted. "You interrogated Piastri?"
Mark shrugged, completely unapologetic. "Didn’t even need to. Kid panicked so hard I thought he was about to call his mum."
David chuckled darkly. "Told you. Not just a fling. Proper relationship. Long-term."
Fernando leaned forward, elbows on the table, suddenly far more interested. "I have seen them together a few times. Very... comfortable."
David pointed at him triumphantly. "Exactly! No nerves. No posturing. He looks at her like he’s already married her and built her a house in the countryside with five cats."
Mark howled with laughter. "Imagine Max Verstappen in the countryside, bloody hell."
Fernando smirked. "You are both missing the real headline."
Mark and David raised their eyebrows in unison.
Fernando leaned back, satisfied. "When Charles finds out."
There was a beat of silence — then all three of them burst into laughter, loud enough that a few other patrons in the bar turned to look.
David wiped tears from his eyes. "Oh, God, Charles Leclerc’s going to combust."
"Publicly or privately?" Mark asked, grinning.
Fernando considered it seriously. "Privately first. Brooding. Sad playlist. Maybe a little crying in the shower. Then public disapproval."
"Disapproval," David echoed, nodding solemnly. "In that very polite Monegasque way. ‘I am not angry, I am just... disappointed.’"
Mark knocked back the rest of his drink, still chuckling. "Imagine the Christmas dinners. Verstappen sitting across from Leclerc at the table. Isabelle kicking him under it every time he tries to start a fight."
David grinned. "Max pretending to be polite for fifteen minutes before he says something that makes Charles’ eye twitch."
Fernando clapped his hands together, pleased. "This season is already perfect."
Mark waved down the bartender for another round, because frankly, they deserved it.
"We should start a pool," he said. "How long until it goes public?"
David leaned forward eagerly. "Or how long until one of them accidentally soft-launches it on Instagram."
Fernando raised his glass. "Or until Verstappen punches a journalist for asking a stupid question about Isabelle."
They clinked glasses with wicked grins, the unofficial F1 Gossip Club alive and thriving.
Across town, Max Verstappen and Isabelle Leclerc remained blissfully unaware that three of the sport’s greatest troublemakers were placing metaphorical bets on their entire relationship timeline.
***
It wasn’t supposed to be complicated.
It was just a haircut. A simple thing.
Isabelle had asked, gently, over coffee one weekend. "Would you mind coloring my hair again, Maman?"
Her voice light, casual — hoping it would sound like a normal daughterly request, not something heavy.
Pascale had smiled vaguely, barely looking up from her phone. "Of course, cherie. Make an appointment, and we'll sort it out."
Belle had smiled too, automatic and small. "Okay."
She booked it the next week, a Friday afternoon — easy enough to squeeze in around both their schedules. She texted her mother to confirm.
Belle: Appointment for Friday at 2pm. Let me know if that still works for you!
The reply came half a day later.
Pascale: Oh, mon coeur, Friday’s going to be tricky. Charles needs help with a sponsor shoot! We'll find another time, I promise ❤️
Belle told herself it was fine. Of course it was fine.
Charles' career came first. It always had.
She rebooked for the next week.
Wednesday afternoon. Easy. Flexible.
Pascale: Arthur’s looking at apartments. I need to go with him. Next week? ❤️
Another reschedule. Another brushed-off excuse.
Lunch with friends. Last-minute travel plans. A gala that needed organizing.
Each time, Belle rearranged her schedule like a good little daughter. Each time, Pascale’s priorities stayed somewhere else — with someone else.
And Belle — Belle stayed small and polite, pretending like it didn’t sting.
Eventually, after the fourth reschedule in three weeks, Belle stood in front of her bathroom mirror, stared at her roots growing out unevenly, the dull ends of her hair catching awkwardly in the light — and something inside her simply... cracked.
She booked an appointment. With someone else. No fanfare. No texts.
She sat in the warm, bright little salon tucked near the flower market that Emilie had recommended, letting a stranger mix a soft, golden color for her hair, hands sure and kind.
And when it was done — When Belle caught sight of herself in the mirror — she smiled.
Really smiled.
The soft caramel highlights caught the light, framing her face, making her eyes look warmer. She looked — fresh. Hopeful, even.
It was silly. It was just hair. But it felt like something more.
A line, quietly drawn. A choice for herself, not for anyone else.
She didn’t tell her mother.
Not at first.
But Pascale noticed at a family brunch the following weekend.
The moment Isabelle sat down, Pascale’s eyes sharpened, taking in the subtle change.
"You went to someone else?" she asked, light but pointed, the corners of her mouth tightening almost imperceptibly.
Isabelle sipped her coffee calmly. "You were busy."
Pascale laughed, waving it off. "Still, cherie, you should have waited. It’s not quite... what we would have done."
Belle smiled, soft and polite — the kind of smile she'd perfected years ago. Maybe not what you would have done, she thought. Maybe that's the point.
"It’s just hair, Maman," she said lightly. She didn’t offer to rebook. Didn’t apologize.
And for once, she didn’t feel guilty about it.
***
The chair in Simone’s office was comfortable — too comfortable, sometimes.
It made it harder to keep her walls up. But maybe that was the point.
Belle picked at the seam of her sleeve, her legs curled under her, staring at the little woven rug on the floor as she spoke.
"It sounds stupid," she said after a long pause. "About the hair, I mean."
Simone — patient, kind Simone — just shook her head gently. "I don't think it sounds stupid at all."
Belle exhaled, staring at her hands."I just... I asked her to help. My mother. And she said yes, but then kept rescheduling. Again and again. For Charles. For Arthur. For everyone else."
Simone nodded, quiet encouragement in the simple gesture.
"And it wasn't the first time," Belle added, voice thinner now. "It’s never the first time. I know that."
"And how did it feel?" Simone asked, voice low, careful.
Belle hesitated.
How did it feel? It felt — small. It felt like being fourteen again, forgotten in the corner while her brothers got all the attention, all the applause.
"It felt like..." she trailed off, fumbling for words. "Like I wasn't important enough to remember."
Simone’s gaze was steady. "And what did you do with that feeling?"
Belle smiled tightly. "I told myself it didn't matter. Booked another appointment. Let someone else do it."
"And how did that feel?"
Belle surprised herself by laughing — a soft, broken sound. "Good," she admitted. And then, more quietly: "Really good."
Simone smiled. "You made a choice for yourself."
Belle nodded, the weight of it sinking in.
"I didn’t wait around this time," she said. "I didn’t hope she'd find time for me if I was just... patient enough."
"That’s not a small thing," Simone said. "That’s reclaiming something you were taught not to expect."
Belle blinked, throat tightening unexpectedly.
"You were taught," Simone continued gently, "that your needs came second. Or third. Or fourth. Or not at all. And now — even in something as small as a haircut — you're learning that you don't have to keep living by those old rules."
Belle swallowed hard.
"I guess I always thought... if I was just easier, or more useful, then maybe they'd—"
She broke off, voice catching.
Simone leaned forward slightly, her voice warm and firm.
"You don't have to earn love, Isabelle."
Belle squeezed her hands into fists, feeling the sting of tears she refused to let fall.
"You were already enough," Simone said. "You always have been."
Belle left the session feeling raw — scraped open — but lighter too.
Because maybe, just maybe, she was allowed to take up space. Allowed to choose herself. Allowed to stop waiting for permission that was never going to come.
Maybe love didn’t look like waiting on the sidelines. Maybe it looked like laughing under new sunlight, caramel highlights catching in the breeze, walking into the world without asking first.
And maybe — just maybe — she could be proud of that.
***
Text Messages: Victoria Verstappen & Isabelle Leclerc
Victoria: Hey Belle 💛 Random question — do you have some time in the next few weeks?
Isabelle: Hi! I should, yes! What’s up?
Victoria: I need help. With the nursery.
Isabelle: 🥺🥺🥺 You want me to help?
Victoria: Of course. You have the best taste. And honestly? I trust you. I want the nursery to feel safe and warm — not like something out of a catalog.
Isabelle: 😭 Vic.
Victoria: I'm serious!! Also I’m too emotional and tired to pick out wallpapers without crying 😂
Isabelle: Say no more. I’m honored. When were you thinking of starting?
Victoria: Whenever you’re free! No pressure. (But preferably before I get too big to waddle up the stairs without a forklift.)
Isabelle: 😂 You’re glowing, not waddling. But yes, I’m free next weekend if you want?
Victoria: Perfect. We can have snacks and mood boards and a no-crying policy.
Isabelle: (That rule is for you.)
Victoria: 100%.
Victoria: Thank you, Belle. Really. It means a lot to me. It means a lot to us.
Isabelle: I can’t wait 🩵 Already have about 12 ideas brewing.
Victoria: I knew I asked the right person 🥹
****
Team Redline Stream – Transcript
(Stream already in progress. Max is mid-race, casually chatting with the team and chat.)
Chris Lulham: So, Max, what’s your girlfriend up to these days? Did she get a new job, or is she just vibing?
Max: (Laughs.) She’s freelancing now."
Luke Crane: "Oh, so technically working, but with way less stress?"
Max: "Exactly. No more crazy hours, no more annoying bosses. Now she actually gets to have a life."
Chat:
FREELANCE ERA LET’S GOOOO
Max won the battle against corporate life
Work-life balance king fighting for his queen
"She actually gets to have a life" he has been PRAYING for this
Bro was so against that job, he’s probably happier than she is 💀
Chris: "So what does she do with all her free time now?"
Max: "More time for the cats. More time for horse riding, instead of just talking about how much she misses it. She’s already been out riding a few times."
Chat:
THE HORSE GIRL ERA RETURNS
"Instead of just talking about it" I know that used to break his heart
He is so smug about this, I can hear it in his voice
The cats and horses are winning rn
Imagine quitting your job and getting more time for your pets and hobbies… she’s living the dream
Chris: "And I’m guessing the cats are thrilled?"
Max: (Grinning.) "Of course. She bought them a ridiculous amount of toys, so they’ve been playing non-stop. They love her more than me anyway."
Aalberts: "I feel like you’ve just accepted that."
Max: (Shrugs.) "It’s the truth."
Chat:
MAX IS A SECONDARY PARENT IN HIS OWN HOUSEHOLD
The cats chose their favorite and it’s NOT him 💀
"They love her more than me" bro just casually taking Ls on stream
Imagine being Max Verstappen and losing to your girlfriend for affection
The way he’s not even mad about it
Luke: "Wait, how many cats is it now? Still Sassy and Jimmy?"
Max: (Smirks) "Three."
Chris: "THREE???"
Chat: HE DROPPED THAT SO CASUALLY HELLO??? NEW CAT REVEAL LET’S GOOOOO
Gianni Vecchio: "When did you get a third cat, mate?!"
Max: "Christmas. She surprised me."
Luke: "Bro your girlfriend got you a whole CAT for Christmas and you’re just mentioning this NOW???"
Chat: WHAT A FLEX A WHOLE CAT Forget watches or cars. Max got a BABY TIGER for Christmas Proposal energy tbh
Chris: "What’s the new cat’s name?"
Max: "Lilly."
Chat: LILLY!!! Sassy, Jimmy, and Lilly — squad complete MAX IS OFFICIALLY A CAT DAD OF THREE
Chris: "Okay but real talk — she got you a cat, bro. That’s basically marriage. So does this mean she’ll be at a race soon?"
Max: (Casually.) "She already was."
Luke: "Wait—WHAT?"
Chat:
HELLO???
EXCUSE ME???
SHE WAS THERE AND WE DIDN’T KNOW???
MAX YOU CAN’T JUST DROP THAT AND MOVE ON
We have failed as detectives
Chris: "Bro. You have people trying to figure out if she even exists, and you’re telling me she was at a race and nobody noticed?"
Max: (Laughing.) "Apparently not."
Luke: "This is insane. What do you mean 'apparently not'?"
Max: (Shrugs.) "She was just walking around, watching, same as always."
Chat:
This man’s girlfriend is a stealth legend
MAX JUST CASUALLY DROPPING BOMBSHELLS ON US
She was among us and we were blind
I feel like he enjoys watching us suffer
WE NEED TO FIND FOOTAGE, THIS IS A MISSION
Chris: "Alright, new game. Next race, we’re all scanning every background shot for your girlfriend."
Max: (Grinning.) "Good luck."
Chat:
Bro knows we will NEVER find her
He’s enjoying this way too much
This is now our new conspiracy theory
Max Verstappen’s girlfriend is the Where’s Waldo of F1
WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND HER
***
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@F1Detective: MAX JUST CASUALLY DROPPED THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS AT A RACE AND WE ALL MISSED IT????
@TireDegEnjoyer:: Max: "Oh yeah, she was at a race." Us: "SIR??? AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO MENTION THIS EARLIER???"
@softmaxgirl: I refuse to believe we all collectively failed at spotting her. This is a cover-up. She’s in a Red Bull hoodie somewhere in the background. We need to check every race weekend.
@pitlanechaos: Max: "She was just walking around, watching, same as always." SAME AS ALWAYS???? SIR??? DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SHE’S BEEN TO MULTIPLE RACES?????
@LandoStoleMyLunch: Max’s girlfriend has officially become the Where’s Waldo of the paddock. She’s there, but she’s a ghost.
@DR3sMullet: ANOTHER CAT?!? I DEMAND PICTURES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SASSY AND JIMMY HAVE A NEW SIBLING?!!?
@PaddockTea: This woman is so committed to her privacy. Most WAGs get papped once and boom, we know their whole life story. Max’s gf? We don’t even have crumbs.
@SuperMaxStan: The fact that she quit her job and instead of immediately becoming a full-time WAG, she just started freelancing??? She really does not care about his money at ALL.
@F1Shitposter: What do you bet Max has tried to convince her to become his trophy wife at least once and she just refused LMAO
↳@UndercutKing: The way half of us would’ve immediately quit their job the second Max suggested it and she just… didn’t. Iconic.
@FrontWingDamage: Max is just so casual about everything. Like, sir. You do realize we’ve been trying to figure this out for months.
↳@RedBullConspiracy:WE HAVE TO GO BACK. CHECK THE FOOTAGE. FIND HER.
↳@F1Sherlock: He said it so casually. Like he didn’t just confirm that she’s been right there and we all missed it. EMBARRASSING FOR US.
@GridReporter:The fact that people are now scrubbing through paddock footage frame by frame trying to find a glimpse of her… I love F1 fans.
↳@McLarenMemeLord:Max: “She was at a race.” F1 Twitter: ACTIVATE FBI MODE
@SuperMaxUltraFan:At this point, I don’t even care who she is. I’m just impressed by the commitment to staying invisible.
↳@Horseriding4Life:"More time for horse riding"—girl is really just living her dream life, huh?
↳@SidepodDisaster:The fact that she chose freelancing instead of living the soft WAG life… Respect.
@RedBullChaos:She really doesn’t care about his money and I think that’s what drives people insane the most.
***
Alex Albon was halfway through his coffee when Max dropped into the chair across from him like the world had personally wronged him.
“Lilly’s sneezing,” Max said, without preamble.
Alex blinked. “Okay… hi?”
“My kitten,” Max clarified, as if that explained everything.
Alex raised a brow. “Right. Is she okay?”
“She started sneezing two days ago,” Max said, frowning. “Little sneezes. Like tchu-tchu. Not constant. But today it’s more.”
Alex set his cup down. “Vet?”
“Took her yesterday. No fever, no infection. Not her food. They tested for everything. Nothing.” Max looked personally offended by the mystery. “So it has to be something in the apartment.”
Alex squinted. “New plants? Cleaning products?”
Max pulled out his phone and swiped with purpose. “Switched laundry detergent last week. Isabelle lit a new candle. It smells like cedarwood and… I don’t know, something sweet.”
“Floral?” Alex offered.
Max nodded like he was on a crime show. “Possibly rose. Or jasmine. Something aggressive. I think it’s the candle.”
“Could be,” Alex agreed. “Some scents mess with cats’ systems. Especially essential oils.”
Max turned his phone toward him. “Here. This is her on the couch—right next to where the candle’s usually lit.”
Alex looked.
It was a picture of Lilly. Big blue eyes. Tiny paws. Mid-sneeze. The picture was blurry, chaotic, adorable.
But behind the kitten, sitting casually on the couch in one of Max’s oversized hoodies, was Isabelle Leclerc.
Hair pulled into a messy bun. Mug in hand. Bare legs tucked under her like she belonged there. Looking at the kitten with this soft, utterly unguarded smile that said: this is home.
Alex stared.
Max didn’t notice. “See, she only sneezes in the living room. Nowhere else. So I think it’s—”
“Back up,” Alex said, voice sharp.
Max paused. “What?”
Alex pointed at the photo, eyes wide. “Is that Isabelle Leclerc in your living room?”
Max glanced at the phone like it was obvious. “Yeah.”
“Max,” Alex said slowly. “That’s Charles Leclerc’s sister.”
“Correct.”
“She’s wearing your hoodie.”
Then said, without any trace of shame: “Yeah.”
Alex stared. “Yeah?! That’s all I get?!”
Max squinted. “What do you want? A timeline?”
“Uh, YES?” Alex exclaimed, leaning forward. “That’s Charles’ sister. And she’s sitting on your couch in your hoodie with your kitten like she LIVES THERE.”
Max shrugged. “She does.”
Alex’s eyes nearly bugged out of his head. “You’re dating Charles Leclerc’s sister?”
Max took a sip of his water. “We’ve been together for a while. Over a year.”
Alex made an unholy sound. “And Charles doesn’t know?!”
“Nope.”
Alex blinked rapidly. “Does anyone know?!”
“GP, Lando, Daniel, Oscar…Lewis, my family...Oh, wait, Nico Rosberg. Now you.”
“Do you want to die?!”
Max gave him a mildly amused look.
Alex dropped his head into his hands. “You’re actually insane.”
Max waited a beat, then tapped his phone. “So. Candle, yes or no?”
Alex groaned. “Yes, Max. It could absolutely be the candle. But also, WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR LIFE.”
Max tilted his head. “Are you going to tell Charles?”
Alex gave him a look. “Do I look like I want to be collateral damage in that explosion?”
Max nodded approvingly. “Good. So... lavender and cedar — dangerous?”
Alex sighed. “For the kitten, yes. For you? I think you’ve already walked off a cliff.”
Max smirked. “Worth it.”
Alex groaned again. “I need a drink. And maybe a therapist.”
***
Group Chat: 2019 Rookies
(Members: Lando Norris, George Russel and Alex Albon)
Alex: boys. Alex: BOYS. Alex: you’re not going to believe what just happened
George: oh no George: what did you do?
Alex: not meAlex: MAX
George: even worse George: what happened?
Alex: so max came to me for ADVICE Alex: about his KITTEN Alex: because she’s sneezing
George: what???
Alex: wait Alex: it gets worse Alex: he shows me a picture of the kitten Alex: and who’s in the background??
George: WHO?
Alex: ISABELLE. Alex: LECLERC. Alex: on his couch Alex: in his hoodie Alex: drinking out of his red bull mug Alex: LOOKING DOMESTIC AS HELL
George: YOU’RE JOKING
Lando: he’s not
George: EXCUSE ME???? George: SINCE WHEN????
Alex: over. a. YEAR. Alex: he said that with his whole chest like it was normal
George: A YEAR???? George: A YEAR?????
Lando: welcome to hell 😌
George: CHARLES DOESN’T KNOW???
Alex: he does not
George: ARE THEY TRYING TO DIE
Lando: hang on hang on Lando: adding you both
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo, Carlos Sainz Jr., Lewis Hamilton, George Russell and Alex Albon)
Lando Norris has added George Russell and Alex Albon
Lando: new additions have arrived
Daniel: Alex!! Daniel: G-MONEY!!! welcome to the worst-kept secret in f1
Carlos: it is not a secret. it’s a ticking time bomb.
Oscar: Charles will find out and take us all down with him
Lewis: has anyone built a bunker yet?
Alex: I feel like i need to lie down
George: I feel like I need a legal team
Daniel: guys we’re fineDaniel: just don’t say anything to charles and don’t look max in the eye for too long
George: what happens if you look max in the eye???
Oscar: you see your life flash before your eyes
Lando: and also possibly belle in a hoodie making pancakes
Alex: ...she cooks for him????
Carlos: they cook together
George: that’s worse. THEY HAVE A ROUTINE
Lando: they have matching coffee mugs Lando: and the kitten has a name that matches the other cats. it's over
George: i am distressed George: deeply, emotionally distressed
Lewis: You’ll get used to it. eventually
Oscar: No, you won’t. We’re all dying inside… but she’s happy so we keep quiet
Daniel: And max is terrifyingly in love so we don’t poke the bear
George: this is insane
Alex: they are insane
Lando: but also, like… kind of cute right?
***
Max had faced down championship-deciding races, international media frenzies, and Monaco traffic. None of it — none of it — had prepared him for being frog-marched into a luxury jewelry boutique by Emilie Abadie at ten in the morning.
"Stand up straight," Emilie hissed under her breath, fixing the collar of his jacket like he was a misbehaving toddler.
Max glared at her. "I am standing straight."
"You’re standing like you’re about to be arrested," Emilie muttered. "Look less guilty."
"I am guilty," Max grumbled. "Guilty of letting you hijack my life."
Emilie grinned wickedly, grabbing his wrist and hauling him inside.
The boutique was elegant and understated — all cream walls, glass cases, and staff so polished they practically floated across the floor. A woman behind the nearest counter looked up, smiling warmly.
"Bonjour, Monsieur Verstappen. Mademoiselle Abadie. Welcome back."
Max blinked. "Back?"
Emilie shot him a look. "I told you I started scouting months ago. We have an appointment."
"You booked an appointment without asking me?"
"You needed help," Emilie said breezily. "You should be thanking me."
Max grumbled something unflattering under his breath but let her lead him deeper into the store. A private consultation table was already set up — soft lighting, velvet ring trays, glasses of still water, and a discreet little sign that read: “Reserved for Mr. Verstappen.”
Max sat down stiffly. Emilie plopped into the chair next to him like she owned the place.
The saleswoman joined them, setting out a leather-bound book filled with sketches. "You mentioned you were interested in a custom design. Yellow gold, emerald centerpiece, classic but with modern detailing?"
"Exactly," Emilie said crisply, before Max could even open his mouth.
Max raised an eyebrow. "Are you proposing or am I?"
"You're the wallet," Emilie said sweetly. "I’m the brains."
The saleswoman laughed quietly and turned the book toward Max. Beautiful sketches of rings — thick yellow gold bands, stunning emeralds set flush into intricate settings, delicate hidden details like tiny horseshoes, floral engraving, or Celtic knots.
Max stared at them, overwhelmed for a second by how serious it felt.
This wasn’t just a ring.
It was Belle’s future wrapped around her finger.
It was a promise he intended to keep for the rest of his life.
Emilie nudged him gently with her knee under the table. "You’re okay," she said quietly. "You’ve already made the most important decision. This is just picking the outfit for it."
Max exhaled slowly and leaned in, studying the designs.
He pointed to one — simple, stunning, an oval emerald cradled in a four-prong yellow gold setting, surrounded by diamonds, the inside of the band left smooth for an inscription.
"This one," he said roughly. "But I want the stone a little lower. So it doesn’t snag."
The saleswoman smiled approvingly. "Excellent eye, sir."
They finalized the adjustments, confirmed timelines (discreetly expedited, of course), and signed the paperwork.
Max handed over the deposit without blinking.
When it was done, he stood awkwardly in the middle of the boutique, feeling somehow lighter and heavier all at once.
Emilie looped her arm through his, squeezing. "You did good, Verstappen."
"Yeah?" he asked, voice low.
She looked up at him, eyes suddenly bright. "You’re giving her something no one else ever did," Emilie said softly. "You’re choosing her first."
Max swallowed hard. "She deserves it," he said simply.
And he meant it with everything he had.
***
Instagram Story: @/victoriaverstappen
***
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@/f1gossipgirl: hold on. HOLD ON. isabelle leclerc... hanging wallpaper... with JOS VERSTAPPEN???
@/casualf1fan: jos verstappen? the jos verstappen? the one who doesn’t like anyone???
@/raceweekgirlie: victoria verstappen posting belle and jos working together calmly has actually sent me into a spiral i was not prepared for today
@/slowpitstop: isabelle organizing the nursery i get isabelle being friends with victoria i get but isabelle and JOS VERSTAPPEN collaborating on a wallpaper project????
@/softdrs the fact that jos looks??? like he’s enjoying himself???? someone explain. fast.
@/piastrisleftshoe: NO BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT. isabelle has always been quiet, polite, organized. jos: respects competence above all else it’s making sense but also???? why does this feel WEIRDLY IMPORTANT
@/f1socialspy: the verstappens are either adopting isabelle or she’s secretly engaged to max there’s no third option
@/leclercslens: every time i think about isabelle being on a ladder next to jos verstappen holding a roll of wallpaper like it’s normal i lose 3 years off my life
@/f1girliesunite: wait hold on. why is jos verstappen installing wallpaper with isabelle leclerc. what is happening.
@/chaoticf1fan: THE CROSSOVER I DID NOT EXPECT jos verstappen and isabelle leclerc hanging wallpaper like they’re on some home renovation show???
@/leclercbrainrot: belle leclerc being chill with victoria verstappen i get. belle leclerc hanging out with jos verstappen?????? PLS EXPLAIN
@/maxiecatlover33: I’m sorry but if you had told me in 2019 that JOS VERSTAPPEN would be calmly putting up wallpaper with a LECLERC I would have called you insane.
@/dutchgrandprixfan: the way jos looks like he’s genuinely concentrating and belle is just THERE like it’s totally normal?? I HAVE QUESTIONS
@/landochaosnorris: isabelle leclerc and jos verstappen hanging wallpaper together" is my roman empire now
@/chaosformula1: You’re telling me Max Verstappen’s dad and Charles Leclerc’s sister are casually hanging out???? Installing WALLPAPER together??? Am I on drugs or
@gridgirlenergy Not to be dramatic but if you had told me a year ago that Jos Verstappen and Isabelle Leclerc would be collaborating on INTERIOR DESIGN I would’ve called you clinically insane. What’s next? Toto Wolff and Christian Horner hugging it out?!
@/maxfosi: the way jos and belle were concentrating on that wallpaper like they were on a two-man pit crew… i have QUESTIONS
@/slowpitstop: someone please explain how belle leclerc is closer to the verstappens than literally any other paddock girlfriend when SHE’S NOT EVEN A PUBLIC GIRLFRIEND (or is she...?)
@/verstappenfiles: there’s just no way she’s not with max right??? you don’t just rope in your extremely grumpy father to do nursery wallpaper with your brother’s "friend" unless it’s SERIOUS
@/mclarenchaos: the verstappen family adopting belle like a lost kitten while the internet loses its mind is my favorite off-track drama right now
@/redbullstan89: petition to get a documentary crew in there IMMEDIATELY because whatever this is, i want to see it unfold in real time
@/f1girlies: petition to make “isabelle leclerc hanging wallpaper with jos verstappen” the new unit of measurement for how confusing the f1 world is
@/pitlaneconfessions: still can’t believe victoria posted that and acted like it was NORMAL like “here’s belle and jos, wallpapering together” no context no explanation iconic behavior honestly
@/charlespills: charles leclerc obliviously posting selfies from golf while his sister is bonding with jos verstappen is soooooo on brand
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A Perfect Storm
pairing: oscar piastri x reader
summary: meet dr. alice “barbie” sargaent, professional storm chaser
a/n: so twisters 2024 changed my life (glen powell in wet white T-shirt changed my life) so…here’s this. Also I got conflicting info about instagram so for here - no one but those that follow you can see a private accounts comments (even on a public post). Also plz suspend your disbelief - idk anything about storm chasing or tornadoes
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drbarbie: tbt to the very first storm I ‘chased’ and the lifelong obsession that it sparked within me!
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user1: you were so young!
teammember1: nice to know you’ve been crazy for years! 😂❤️
drbarbie: Passionate! The term is passionate 🩵
teammember2: no I think crazy is better
user2: ok but what are Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri doing in the likes…
user3: right?
user4: maybe they watch the Storm Wrangler YouTube channel?
user3: that would be the crossover of the century!
teammate3: awwww baby Dr. Barbie…
drbarbie: I think I made my dad drive around for hours trying to find where the rain was actually coming down
user4: ok that’s adorable
user5: newbie here 👋🏻 why the nickname Barbie?
drbarbie: I’m a 5’11” blonde woman with blue eyes who was in like every conceivable sport and after school program. Some butt starting calling me Barbie as a joke and now people forget my real name 😅
user6: wait your name isn’t actually Barbie? What’s real? What’s fake? Who knows? 🤣
drbarbie: yeah you can blame my twin for that…
loganpriv: you begged for weeks to get a cool nickname and were delighted! To tell people to call you Barbie.
alicepriv: shush 🤐
oscarpriv: oh really?
alicepriv: I said shut up?
user7: you have a twin?!
drbarbie: yup! I’m older then him by about 5 minutes - and I’ve never let him forget it 😂
loganpriv: and another lie! What’s up with that?
alicepriv: I’m gonna tell mom you’re bullying me!
loganpriv: do it! And I’ll tell her you’re lying to the internet
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logansargeant: traveling means time to catch up with TheStormWranglers
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user8: you’re a buckaroo too?! Love this!
oscarpiastri: watching the back episodes or the live stream?
logansargeant: back episodes first of course!
user9: ok but they’re both buckaroos too
user10: am i dumb? Buckaroos?
user11: kinda a you had to be there moment - during one of their first live streams teammate2 called everyone on the team buckaroos to get them moving and the fans just? kinda adopted the term for ourselves
user10: ohhhh ok. That makes sense and it’s so cute! Proud to be a buckaroo!
user12: this is gonna be your week Logan!
user13: yeah! Austin has always been really good to you! 🩵
alicepriv: so I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…
loganpriv: what does that mean?
oscarpriv: Alice…

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drbarbie: isn’t she a beaut! One of the biggest this year and I’m very happy to say Dolly (and us!) survived it!!! The opportunity to quite literally drive into the storm started as a fever dream from a few of the team members but we proved that it could be done. And this now allows us to gather even more important data — and as we always say, you can never have too much data!
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user14: Watching that almost gave me a heart attack oh my god
user15: i know! And they didn’t even give us any warning that it was something they could do!!!😡😢
drbarbie: We apologize! The team had been so excited and focused on getting Dolly ready for this that we forgot other people don’t live in our brains
user14: what even prompted this?
drbarbie: we were hitting bumps in the research process and as we were brainstorming ideas on how to fix it someone said that the easiest way was to…just go into the tornado. We said “bet” then figured out a way to allow us to do that safely!
teammember1: so I’m switching vehicles. I’m staying with the weather van from now on
drbarbie: oh it wasn’t that bad!
teammember1: I have about 200 new strands of grey hairs and a sore throat from all the screaming
drbarbie: like I said! Not that bad
user16: oh so you’re crazy crazy
drbarbie: we’re doing important research!
user17: what even was the point of all this?
drbarbie: my team and I are researching for a way that would allow us to stop a tornado in its tracks. We’re at the point where we can almost completely accurately predict when and where a tornado will hit — which is hugely important! Cause that allows us to save lives. But my team wants to take it a step further — to stop the storms when they do hit! To help protect people’s livelihoods
user17: holy shit! That’s huge!
user18: I didn’t even realize that is something that could be possible!
drbarbie: we believe strongly that it’s something that can be done. And we’re trying everything that we can to make it happen!
loganpriv: what the hell is this?!?
alicepriv: i told you you wouldn’t like it
oscarpriv: yes but there’s a huge difference between not liking it and it being completely INSANE
alicepriv: the theory was sound
loganpriv: this time - that’s not good enough
INCOMING CALL
ACCEPT OR DECLINE
ACCEPT
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What the hell Alice? Driving into a tornado?
Oh don’t even Logan! Not when the two of you drive those super speed death traps!
That’s not even remotely the same and you know it!
…I know. Ok I know…
Alice…
Don’t. I know I should have told you before but…
Barbs?
I know you don’t like this answer but the theory was sound. We reached out and talked to like 10 different universities on the best way to modify the car and took all the extra precautions we could. The science-
doesn’t lie…
Haha
…you’re ok?
I think my heart is still racing but yes. And it’s almost done!
What is?
Project Aeolus!
Really?
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logansargeant: ahhhh Austin, my home away from home. It’s always good to come back to you — and the people that live there 🩵
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user19: IS THAT A GIRL LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT?
user20: are we soft launching now?
alexalbon: Did you get a puppy?
logansargeant: no 🤣 just pet sitting for the day! This is rascal!
alexalbon: i think it might be criminal if you don’t let me meet rascal!
logansargeant: I’ll ask! But it will probably have to be after COTA!
alexalbon: worth the wait!
user21: rascal? Like drbarbie’s newest puppy?
user22: no but that dog looks just like her new dog and we know that Logan is a buckaroo!
user21: I've connected the two dots
user23: You didn't connect shit
user22: I've connected them
user24: are my 2 fandoms colliding?
alicepriv: rascal!
loganpriv: i see how it is. I come back home and you just want me to watch the little nightmare
alicepriv: rascal is perfectly well behaved! You’re just a bad example
oscarpriv: I’m agreeing with her. We’ve had no problems with him until you came along…
loganpriv: lies and slander. Objection
alicepriv: law and order again logie?

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williamsracing: all smiles here at COTA as we welcome a special guest! Spending the weekend with us is Dr. Barbie, a meteorologist who specializes in tornadoes with a popular YouTube channel The Storm Wranglers!
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user25: DR BARBIE IN THE HOUSE!
user26: this is everything I didn’t know I needed holy crap
drbarbie: it’s always a pleasure to visit COTA! And it’s even better to visit one of my favorite teams!
williamsracing: so glad to have you here!
user27: ok but do you see the look on Logan’s face?
user28: yeah mans in love
user29: or…and hear me out…he could just be happy to meet her? We know he’s a fan of her channel
user28: no one is ever THAT happy to just “meet” a YouTuber, no matter how famous
logansargeant: Glad you could make time in your schedule to visit!
drbarbie: “But it's the Grand Prix!”
logansargeant: “Is it? Who's playing?”
drbarbie: “No one's playing. It's the Grand Prix. I never miss the Grand Prix.”
user28:…ok maybe you guys connected the dots
alexalbon: it was nice to meet you! Didn’t think I’d ever meet someone who had a more dangerous job then race driving though
drbarbie: same! It was such a pleasure — and don’t even. I’ll take my job over yours any day
alexalbon: really? You’d rather drive after and into tornados then drive in circles?
drbarbie: stupid circles! And yes. Yes I would
alexalbon: they’re not stupid!
user29: ok but they’re funny af
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yourusername: trading in Dolly this weekend for some faster cars! Zoom zoom 🏎️💨
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user30: COTA! I’m at COTA! 🤞🤞 I might get to meet her and get her signature!
user31: oh my god! That would be the coolest thing ever
user32: you’re at a Grand Prix and meeting some stupid blonde is better?
user31: watch yourself! Dr Barbie is about 1000x better then you are you damn mouth breather
user30: mouth breather? 😂😂
user33: cool you’re at COTA but sargeant? You couldn’t pick literally any other driver to support?
drbarbie: and that’s you blocked. I don’t support hate on my page and I definitely don’t support hate against Logan
user31: you said it so well! Supportive queen!
loganpriv: cool your jets Alice. It’s fine
alicepriv: I don’t support hate but I do support bullying your unsupportive twin. Take that attitude and shove it
oscarpriv: sometimes I forget you’re twins and then I see you interact…
alicepriv: you watch yourself too. I’m soon to be in head smacking range…and I’m tall enough to get you
oscarpriv: yes ma'am
loganpriv: whipped
alicepriv: 🤨
loganpriv: 🤷🏼♂️
alicepriv: 🖕🏻
user34: ok but why Dolly?
drbarbie: why after the fabulous Dolly Parton of course
user35: you named your truck after Dolly Parton?
drbarbie: she’s had a lot of work done but she’s still the best
user35: 😂😂 icon behavior
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logansargeant: THANK YOU AUSTIN!! P3 baby! AND SPECIEAL THANKS TO MY YOUNGER TWIN SISTER ALICE drbarbie!!!
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user36: SISTER?
drbarbie: yes! He’s my YOUNGER twin brother!
logansargeant: the hell I am!
drbarbie: I HAVE PICTURE OF THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES YOU WET NOODLE
logansargeant: fake!
user36: ok that’s definitely a sibling relationship 😂
drbarbie: HE DID IT! P3!! CONGRATS LOGIE!
teammate1: woohoo! Go baby sargeant!
teammate2: congrats baby sargeant!
teammate3: could you feel us cheering for you baby sargeant?
teammate4: couldn’t be prouder baby sargeant!
logansargeant: not you guys too…
oscarpiastri: congrats man! A well deserved podium!
logansargeant: thanks brother!
user37: brother?!? dots are connecting again!
user38: oh give it up
alexalbon: great race today dude! Congrats!
logansargeant: thank you! You’ll be next!
williamsracing: Congrats Logan!
user39: he saw us shipping him with his sister and said hell no 😂😂
user40: right? Most definitely had to set the record straight!
danielricciardo: good job man!
charles_leclerc: great to share the podium with you!
maxverstappen1: good race!
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oscarpiastri: not the race we wanted today but we’ll come back stronger next week. Congrats on p4 landonorris and congrats to logansargeant on your first podium!
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user41: don’t worry about it Oscar! You’ll get it next week!
landonorris: thanks man! next week will be our week for sure!! papaya rules!
oscarpiastri: for sure! Papaya rules!
user42: it might not have been your week but that overtake lap 12 was INSANE
user43: right? Pretty sure I woke my dog up screaming
alicepriv: it was a good race babe. Glad to have been there to see it 🧡🧡
oscarpriv: you know I always love it when you can come to a race
alicepriv: and you know I always love watching you working for your dream
oscarpriv: 🧡
loganpriv: cheesy
alicepriv: 🖕🏻
alicepriv: anyway…
alicepriv: maybe I can get you to come to my job next? 😆😘
oscarpriv: your job at the universities? Yes. Your job in the field? No way in hell
logansargeant: great race brother! Taking notes on that overtake man
oscarpiastri: thanks Logan!
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oscarpiastri: you are the best thing that’s ever been mine
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Part 2
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Close encounters
Pairings: avenger!bucky barnes × avenger!reader
Summary: On an undercover mission, you and Bucky pose as a married couple to infiltrate an illegal weapons auction—but when a stolen kiss becomes part of the plan, the line between duty and desire starts to blur.
Word count: 1.2k+
Tags: Flirty Bucky, fight sequence, undercover mission, teasing, kissing.
A/n: I had posted a grumpy Bucky fic but hated it. So I deleted it. I think I like this better. If u ever want grumpy Bucky lemme know. Requests are open. Enjoyyyy!!
Part 2- Double-Edged
The mission was simple: extract intel from a black-market arms dealer, stay undetected, and get out before things went sideways. Simple—until Steve decided to pair you with James Buchanan Barnes.
You stepped out of the limo, adjusting your dress as you scanned the sketchy building for exits and weak points. Bucky stepped out after you, his sharp gaze sweeping over the area before turning toward you. He leaned down, voice low.
“You clean up nice, doll,” he murmured, his breath warm against your ear as he adjusted the clasp of your necklace. His fingers skimmed the back of your neck, sending a shiver down your spine.You rolled your eyes, ignoring the way your pulse picked up.
“Try to focus, Barnes. We have a job to do.”
“I am focused,” he said, smirking.
“On my wife.”You ignored him.
The mission had led you both to an underground auction, where dangerous people gathered to bid on illegal weapons. Your cover: a wealthy couple looking to expand their business.
The plan: Bucky would distract the seller while you slipped into a secure backroom to steal classified files.But first, you had to sell the act.
As you entered the venue, Bucky’s hand found the small of your back, his thumb brushing absentmindedly against your dress. The casual possessiveness of it made your breath hitch—just for a second.
“Relax, doll,” he murmured, voice smooth as ever.
“Gotta make it look real.”You forced yourself to ignore the warmth of his touch, keeping your focus on the room instead.
“Just don’t overdo it, Barnes.”
He smirked. “Too late.”
You took your seats near the auction stage, scanning the crowd for your target. Anton Markov sat in a private booth, surrounded by bodyguards.You turned to Bucky.
“I’ll need five minutes alone in that backroom.”His gaze flickered with something unreadable.
“Then we’ll get you five minutes.”
The auctioneer began presenting rare weapons, but you weren’t paying attention. You were focused on Markov, waiting for an opening.Bucky, however, was focused on you.
You wore a satin dress that fit in all the right places. The ring Steve had made you both wear to sell the act glinted under the chandelier’s warm glow, bringing a smirk to Bucky’s face.
“Stop staring,” you muttered.
“I’m your husband,” he said, leaning in.
“Gotta make it look real.”You shot him a glare.
“You’re enjoying this.”His lips twitched.
“A little.”
Your eyes flicked back to the target as he finally left his booth, heading toward the bar. Now was your chance.You stood, brushing a hand over Bucky’s thigh as you did. The touch was fleeting, unintentional—except for the way he tensed ever so slightly.
“I’ll be back, honey,” you said, keeping up the act.
“Wait for my signal,” you murmured before slipping away.
You moved stealthily through the crowd, unnoticed by the guards.The backroom was locked, but you made quick work of it with your hairpin, slipping inside. Rows of servers lined the walls, buzzing with encrypted data. You approached the main computer, pulling up the classified files. Plugging in a drive, you watched the transfer bar crawl forward. Almost there…
Then—footsteps.
Your stomach dropped. You barely had time to pull your gun from the thigh holster beneath your dress before the door opened.Two guards stepped in.
“Boss said to check the servers,” one muttered.
You held your breath, staying out of their line of sight. The download wasn’t complete. If they noticed…
Before you could form a plan, the door burst open again—and in walked Bucky. His scowl was murderous, jaw clenched tight.He moved fast. One guard barely had time to react before Bucky knocked him out cold. The second reached for his gun, but Bucky grabbed his wrist, twisting until there was a sickening crack.The room fell silent.You exhaled.
“That was not the plan,” you said, stepping out.
“They got suspicious,” Bucky replied, scanning the monitors.
“Had to improvise.”You rolled your eyes.
“You just wanted to be dramatic.”
“Did it impress you?”You ignored him, yanking the drive free just as an alarm blared.
“Time to go.”
Security flooded the halls. Your only escape? A side door leading to a back alley. You sprinted toward it, but a guard rounded the corner—gun raised.
Before you could react, Bucky grabbed you by the waist, spinning you so your back hit the wall, his body shielding yours. His hands found your face, and then—His lips crashed against yours.
Your mind blanked.
He kissed you slowly, deliberately, like there was nowhere else he’d rather be.It took a second to register what was happening. Then your hands gripped the lapels of his suit, the fabric creasing under your tight hold as you kissed him back.A deep sound rumbled from his throat—something between a groan and a satisfied hum.
The guard hesitated, taking you for just another couple sneaking a moment away from the bustling crowd.The second the guard moved on, Bucky pulled away, eyes dark with something unreadable.You swallowed hard.
“What the hell was that?”
“Had to make it convincing,” he said smoothly.
You didn’t get a chance to argue before more guards closed in. Bucky grabbed your hand, pulling you down the hall and out the door.By the time you reached the safe house, your heart was still racing—but not from the escape.
Inside, the chaos of the mission faded into a quiet that felt both relieving and… unsettlingly intimate. You dropped onto a worn couch, still feeling the buzz of adrenaline, while Bucky leaned against the table, a roguish grin playing on his lips.
“Not bad for a ‘just undercover’ kiss,” he said lightly, eyes dancing as he regarded you.
You shifted uncomfortably, trying to mask the quickened beat of your pulse. “That was a necessity, Barnes. Don’t read more into it than you have to.”Bucky stepped closer, his tone teasing.
“Oh, come on. I got a kiss out of you. It was… unexpected, sure, but pretty damn effective.”
You rolled your eyes, a small, involuntary smile tugging at your lips despite your best efforts. “Effective for the mission, maybe. I didn’t exactly plan on playing into any romantic script.”
He brushed a hand lightly along your arm, the contact sending an undeniable shiver through you. “Maybe you didn’t plan it, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me want to see more of that fire—even if you’re all business most of the time.”
You tried to keep your tone steady, though your cheeks betrayed you. “Barnes, you’re unbelievable. One minute we’re dodging guards, the next you’re flirting like we’re off-duty.”
“Off-duty or not, you did kiss me back,” he replied with a wink. “And honestly, that might just be worth the risk.”
For a long moment, you stared at him, flustered and momentarily at a loss for words. Finally, you cleared your throat. “Maybe. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m here to get the job done—nothing more.”
Bucky’s smile softened, though the playful glint in his eyes remained. “Sure, doll. But if you ever do decide to let a little distraction in, I promise I’ll make it worth your while.”
You let out a reluctant laugh, shaking your head. “Keep dreaming, Barnes. Just stick to the mission next time.”He chuckled, leaning in just enough that you felt the warmth of his breath.
“No promises,” he murmured.
“After all, I like finding ways to keep things interesting.”
In that charged, easy moment, the safe house became more than just a hideout. It became a space where even a well-timed kiss could blur the lines between duty and desire.
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yandere!idia making a dating sim based off of you as practice for the irl world LMFAOOOO. (gn (y/n)).

bc why the hell is he settling for pre-established characters that may look and act like you when he can just develop a game with just one (1) love interest who looks like you down to the T?!
And he can even play it both on his PC and tablet!
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I like to think that the real (Y/N) isn't even remotely near to being cold or stoic compared to the visual novel (Y/N) and that Idia just gets off on the trope of 'Character A being the only one Character B gets soft around' which contradicts all the data ortho gathered for him LMFAOOOOO, ofc interpret it how you want <3 maybe (Y/N) IS cold and stoic in real life, I like all variations !!
actually on second thought, ortho's data truly did nothing bc idia literally made (Y/N) in the dating sim perfectly okay with being kidnapped (unless,,, you're also freaky like that?? :flush:) like,,,,
additional thoughts:
Idia plans to add future expansions to his dating sim like incorporating AUs and even adding a future timeskip to the true ending route, he's invested in this!
debated on whether or not he should make the MC more like him or lean toward the 'ikemen' chad type. ended up going for the one that resembles him bc he gets mushy at the thought of (Y/N) loving him for him.

i am so serious when i say i rushed this so bad (when do I not) but I needed to get this done ASAP bc next week is when the term starts getting ess arr ess for finals </3 but there WILL be a part two to this (just not idia centric this time, I fear </3)

#inspired by book 7 spoilers#i'm not even up to date with book 7 yet im literally at ep 1 rn#but what he did was too peak to pass up#yandere x reader#yandere#soft yandere#yandere male#yandere x darling#yanderecore#yandere idia shroud#yandere idia x reader#yandere idia#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#idia x reader#idia shroud#twst#twst wonderland#disney twst#twst art#twst fanart
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All the science fiction I grew up on told me some day there would be adorable quirky robots in every home and business that could hold at least a passably realistic conversation with you and help you out with little tasks and kid-me daydreamed endlessly about what that whimsical utopian life might be like. I even had an ongoing little kid daydream about being in the robot biz designing them my own way, maybe having a weird house full of my wacky machine creature family.
Now we have chatbots convincing enough that people get as hooked on interacting with them as they can any real person, we have near perfect voice synthesis and visual recognition software, we have actual robots that can jump around and dance with better balance than a human, we are RIGHT on the edge of little robot buddy world.
But absolutely none of that fiction framed robots as a heartless corporate product that would really just take opportunities from poor people and gather your data for advertising algorithms. Anyone who did not like the robots was supposed to just be mean and quite often a stand in for a *racist.*
Now that it's likely going to happen in the next 20 years I'm just ready to be one of those villains. If you send me a real functioning C-3p0 or Johnny 5 or Data and I see a Tesla or Google logo I am going to gouge out his eyes with a claw hammer and drink his microplastic blood.
This is probably a lie and at best I'd be crying the entire time but I hope you understand the sentiment behind the hyperbole
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He's A Killer
Summary: She’s known among her family and friends for being single, and everyone worries about her. Determined to prove them wrong, she finally makes her first move, only to discover that the person she likes is dangerous.
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The emergency room of St. Grace Medical Center buzzes with activity. Doctors and nurses move swiftly, handling patients with precision. Voices blur together in the chaos, and the sharp scent of antiseptic fills the air.
You're inside the medical storage room, scanning shelves for the supplies the doctor requested: syringes, tubes, and medication vials. Besides, you is Clara, your co-worker and friend, busy sorting through trays.
"I told you I had that family dinner, right?" you say, picking up a pack of syringes.
"Yeah, how was it?" Clara asks, not looking up from the tray she's organizing.
“Dreadful. Dreadful. Dreadful,” you reply, shaking your head in exasperation.
Clara glances at you, a smirk forming. "Wow, three times? That bad, huh?"
The memory flashes through your mind: Sunday, family dinner. You sit across from your aunts, who seem more interested in your love life than the meal.
"Your mom’s worried about you, you know," one of your aunts says between bites. "She didn't tell you because she's afraid of hurting your feelings," another aunt adds. "You’re already over 30; the clock is ticking." "My friend’s son works at the oil company. I could get his contact if you want. He’s a good catch."
Back in the storage room, Clara's voice breaks through your thoughts. "Well, you probably won’t like this, but your aunt’s kinda right. I mean, bestie, I’m only saying this because I care about you."
You hum, trying to keep your focus on entering patient data into the system. Clara means well, but the topic is starting to get old.
“Honey, you’re a great friend and an amazing co-worker. Everyone here relies on you because you’re so reliable. You know why?” Clara’s voice softens as she leans in. “Because you’re single. You don’t have someone waiting for you, or someone to hang out with on Saturdays and Sundays.”
You freeze for a moment, glancing up at her with raised eyebrows.
“Please, go out and talk to someone," she continues. "You've been single for way too long. You deserve some love, girl. It’s not like you need to get married right away.”
Clara shudders, as if the thought gives her chills. “No, not at all! Just, you know, make friends first?” She winks playfully before gathering a tray of supplies and heading out to assist the doctor.
Alone in the storage room, you sigh, leaning against the counter for a moment. Clara means well, but every time someone offers to introduce you to someone, it irks you. You know you’ve been single for a long time—your whole life, really—but it’s not that you don’t want a relationship.
It’s complicated.
You've seen too many relationships fall apart. Your parents, your aunts, your cousins—all their stories weigh on you. The cheating, the abuse, the constant reminders from your cousins: “Don’t get married.” It’s no wonder you’re hesitant.
But what stings the most is finding out your father, who you always thought was a devoted husband, had cheated on your mom. That betrayal shaped your fears. You don’t want to end up like her—trapped in a painful, one-sided marriage.
Part of you is scared of commitment, scared of getting hurt. But another part of you craves it—a real connection. The irony of it all is that the same aunts pushing you to settle down are stuck in abusive marriages themselves. It’s almost comedic, in a sad, twisted way.
You shake your head, pushing the thoughts aside as you gather the last of the supplies.
🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼
Working at ER felt like living in a whirlwind. You rarely went home, often staying for almost 24 hours at a time. The chaos of patients coming in with life-threatening injuries, doctors shouting orders, and the constant rush to save lives left you drained but fulfilled. When you finally had a day off, there was only one thing you looked forward to—visiting the zoo to see your favorite animal: the panda. 🐼
You’ve always had a soft spot for pandas. Something about their calm, slow movements and gentle nature soothed you. The baby panda, in particular, had become your little escape. Watching it tumble around, clumsily explore, or nibble on bamboo always brought you a sense of peace. You had its appearances memorized on your schedule since it wasn’t allowed out every day.
Today was one of those rare days off, and you made your way to the zoo, excited to see the baby panda. But when you arrived, the mood shifted. A zoo employee stood in front of the panda enclosure, addressing the crowd of disappointed families.
“Sorry folks, the panda viewing has been rescheduled. We have made an announcement on our social media last week—we worked on it all night, without sleep.”
You rolled your eyes at the comment. Without sleep? Try handling an ER at peak hours. Annoyed but resigned, you sighed and checked the next available viewing time. As the crowd started dispersing, one person caught your attention.
A tall man stood at the panda window, his broad shoulders slumped in disappointment. He sighed deeply before turning around. That’s when your eyes met. It wasn’t intentional, but the sudden connection caught you off guard. Quickly, you bowed your head and hurried away, feeling your cheeks warm from the brief moment.
The next day, you returned to the zoo, and this time, the baby panda was out. You joined the crowd, eager to see your favorite animal. The baby panda was as adorable as ever, tumbling clumsily around its habitat. You found yourself smiling, the sight of it immediately calming your busy mind. But as you glanced around, you saw him again—the tall man from yesterday. He was also watching the panda, just as captivated as the rest of the crowd.
The panda display ended too soon, and just as you were about to leave, the sky opened up and rain started pouring. The panda enclosure was far from the main entrance, and there was no shelter nearby. Luckily, you always carried an umbrella. As you received a message from the hospital calling you in for an emergency, you saw other visitors quickly opening their umbrellas and leaving one by one.
Soon, it was just you and the tall man left in the rain.
You noticed him glancing at his watch, pacing back and forth like he was debating whether to make a run for it. His indecision made you smile. He clearly wasn’t prepared for the weather. Without thinking much of it, you walked up to him, holding out your umbrella.
“Ehm,” you said, voice slightly raised over the sound of the rain. “Want to walk to the gate together?”
His eyes flicked to the umbrella in your hand before he gave you a small smile. “Thank you,” he said, stepping under it with you.
The walk was quiet, the sound of the rain drumming on the umbrella louder than any conversation you might have had. It should have felt awkward—after all, you were strangers—but the rain filled the silence. He stayed close to your side, even leaning a little toward you to make sure you weren’t getting wet. You noticed his left side was already damp, but he didn’t seem to care. Is he a gentleman? you wondered as you both continued walking.
When you finally reached the entrance, you closed your umbrella. The man pointed toward the parking lot. “My car’s pretty far,” he said, glancing toward the rain-soaked lot.
“I’ve got to go too,” you replied, showing him your phone. “I booked a car from the app. It should be here soon.”
He nodded, still standing close. You hesitated for a moment, then held out the umbrella to him. “Here. Take this. It’s better than running through the rain.”
He blinked in surprise, looking down at the umbrella. “How do I return this to you?”
You smiled, shrugging lightly. “It’s alright. I have more. But… if you really want to return it, you can find me at the hospital E.R. St. Grace Medical Center.”
His lips curled into a small smile, a flash of warmth in his eyes. “Alright then, the hospital. I’ll remember that.”
Before he could say anything more, your car pulled up. You gave him one last smile, ducking into the back seat, and as you drove off, you couldn’t help but wonder if you’d see him again.
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The night shift at St. Grace Medical Center had just begun, but unlike most nights, the ER was unusually quiet. A handful of patients sat in the waiting area, the usual chaos replaced by a lull. The soft beeping of monitors filled the air, interrupted occasionally by the rustle of paperwork or a distant cough.
Clara, your ever-observant co-worker, stood beside you, arms crossed, her brow raised in curiosity. "You look different tonight. What’s going on?" She tilted her head, smirking slightly.
You paused, your lips twitching into a small smile. "Well… I met this guy when I went to see my favorite panda."
Clara’s smirk grew wide. “Ah, the fluffy black and white mammals. So, what makes this guy more special than your favorite animal?”
You were about to answer when a loud commotion broke out near the entrance. A drunk patient stumbled through the doors, yelling incoherently, bumping into chairs, and causing a scene.
“Perfect timing,” you muttered under your breath.
Clara groaned. "Here we go."
You both rushed over to try and calm him down. He was clearly in no state to be reasoned with, slurring his words and swaying dangerously as he tried to grab hold of another patient’s wheelchair.
“Sir, you need to sit down,” you said, holding up your hands in a calming gesture.
The man blinked at you, confused, then suddenly lunged forward, trying to grab your arm. Panic surged through you, but before he could make contact, a firm hand caught the drunk man's wrist.
"That's enough," a deep voice said from behind you.
You turned around, startled to see him—the man from the zoo. The one who borrowed your umbrella. He stood tall, his grip firm but not aggressive as he guided the drunk man back into a chair. The drunk patient, surprised by the sudden interference, mumbled something incoherent but didn’t resist.
Relief washed over you, and you let out a shaky breath. “Thanks. That could’ve gotten ugly.”
He gave you a soft smile. “It’s quiet here,” he said casually.
You quickly shook your head, eyes widening. “Don’t say that! You’ll jinx it.”
He chuckled at your reaction, then glanced down at your name tag. “Y/N, huh? Nice to meet you. I’m James Barnes, but most people call me Bucky.”
You blinked, feeling the warmth of his smile seep into you. "Nice to meet you too… Bucky."
He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a familiar item—your umbrella. “Sorry I’m late returning this. Thanks again for letting me borrow it.”
You grinned, feeling a bit of your usual humor return. “Hey, as panda lovers, we have to help each other out, right?”
As soon as the words left your mouth, you wanted to dig a hole and hide in it. Did I really just say that?
To your surprise, Bucky laughed—a genuine, warm sound. “You’re right. We do.” Then, as if to return the favor for your kindness, he pulled a folded piece of paper from his jacket pocket. “Actually, I have something for you.”
You furrowed your brows, confused, until you unfolded the paper. Your eyes widened in disbelief—it was a VIP ticket for a face-to-face panda experience, something you had only dreamed about.
“What? How did you get this?” you asked, astonished.
Bucky smiled, a little mischievously. “I’ve got some connections.”
Before you could fully process what had just happened, Bucky waved and left the hospital. As soon as he was out of sight, Clara whistled softly behind you.
“Well, well, well,” she teased, her tone dripping with amusement. “Is someone making panda dates now?”
You rolled your eyes, though a blush crept up your cheeks. "It’s not like that, Clara."
“Mm-hmm,” she hummed, her eyes twinkling. “I’m sure it’s all innocent.”
The next day, you found yourself back at the zoo, clutching your VIP ticket nervously. And there he was again—Bucky, standing near the entrance, waiting for you.
“Hey,” he greeted you with that same easy smile.
“Hey,” you replied, feeling the familiar flutter in your chest. The two of you walked together into the building, and soon, the moment you'd been waiting for arrived: you were face to face with the baby panda.
Both of you were silent as the tiny creature waddled toward you. The panda was as adorable as you had imagined, its soft fur and curious little eyes making your heart melt. Bucky stood next to you, just as captivated. When the panda let out a small squeak, you both exchanged a glance, wide-eyed, before grinning like kids.
As you held the baby panda for a brief moment, you felt all the exhaustion from your long shifts melt away. It was like a small pocket of happiness you hadn’t realized you needed. You could hear Bucky chuckling softly beside you, clearly sharing the same sentiment.
“Why pandas?” he asked softly after a while, turning to look at you.
You shrugged, smiling. “They’re just… calming. Whenever I’m tired from the hospital or life, looking at them helps. It’s like all the stress just melts away.”
Bucky nodded thoughtfully, his gaze still on the baby panda. “I get it. My job is… well, it’s tiring. Dangerous too. But seeing animals like this, being cuddled, living peacefully—it helps. Makes me feel like there’s still good out there.”
You glanced at him curiously, sensing there was more he wasn’t saying. “Sounds like a tough job,” you said carefully.
Bucky smiled, but it didn’t reach his eyes. “Yeah… it can be.”
It's his turn to hold and cuddle the baby panda, and the sight is nothing short of heartwarming. The little creature, with its round face and soft, fuzzy coat, snuggles into his arms as he cradles it gently. Bucky’s eyes light up with a mix of joy and awe, his broad smile breaking through his usually composed demeanor. He chuckles softly, a sound that resonates with warmth, as the panda nuzzles against his chest, completely at ease.
There’s a brief pause, the kind that feels heavy with something unsaid, as he shifts his gaze from the panda to you. The moment stretches out, filled with unspoken tension.
Then, suddenly, he turns toward you, a hint of awkwardness creeping into his expression. “You know… if you’re not busy sometime, maybe we could grab a coffee? Or dinner, maybe?” His cheeks flush slightly, as if he’s unsure how his invitation will be received, but the sincerity in his eyes reveals his hopefulness.
Your heart skipped a beat. His voice was casual, but there was a hint of nervousness behind it, which made it all the more endearing.
You smiled, warmth blooming in your chest. “I’d like that.”
His face lit up, the awkward tension lifting. “Great,” he said, looking almost relieved. “I’ll, uh, message you then?”
“Yeah,” you replied, feeling the beginnings of a connection you hadn’t expected. “I’d like that a lot.”
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Your relationship with Bucky started innocently enough, bonding over your shared love for pandas and animals. What began as casual conversations about your common interests slowly grew deeper. The two of you spent more time together, texting throughout the day, meeting for coffee, or watching movies late into the night. It wasn’t long before you started spending nights at each other’s places. The closeness felt natural, and his easygoing demeanor made you feel safe.
Clara, of course, couldn’t resist teasing you about it. One evening during a shift, she shot you a knowing look. “You know,” she began with a smirk, “you should introduce him to your family. I bet his shadow alone could shut them up.”
You laughed, rolling your eyes. "One step at a time, Clara. I don't want him to run away after meeting my family."
Over time, your relationship with Bucky deepened, and intimacy followed. You spent nights at his apartment, and he did the same at yours. The affection between you two was comfortable and warm. Bucky worked as a contractor, which sometimes took him out of town for a while. That’s why, one day, he handed you the key to his apartment with a smile.
“Keep it,” he said. “Just in case you need to check on Alpine.”
Alpine was his cat, a fluffy white ball of fur who quickly won your heart. You adored her, and it was easy to see why Bucky did too.
One day, on your day off, you decided to spend the afternoon at Bucky’s place. It was quiet and cozy, perfect for unwinding after a long week. His salary as a contractor must be high enough that he can afford this house.
Alpine was curled up on your lap as you sat on the couch, absentmindedly stroking her soft fur. The gentle purrs coming from her were soothing.
Suddenly, Alpine’s ears perked up, and before you knew it, she jumped from your lap and padded over to the bookshelf. You watched curiously as she stretched her paws toward one of the shelves.
“What are you up to, little one?” you murmured, getting up to see what had caught her attention. As you reached out to move a book, you heard a soft click. Before you could react, the bookshelf started to shift, revealing a hidden door.
Your heart raced as you hesitated for a moment, but when Alpine darted through the opening, you knew you couldn’t just leave her. Steeling your nerves, you stepped inside.
The room you entered was nothing like the cozy, homey apartment you knew. Your breath caught in your throat as you took in the scene before you. Guns lined the walls, various types of explosives were neatly arranged on shelves, and papers filled with detailed information were pinned to a whiteboard. It looked like something straight out of a spy movie—except it wasn’t a movie. It was real.
“When I finally make a move, turns out the man I like is a killer,” you whispered, your voice trembling slightly as you picked up Alpine and quickly backed out of the room. You closed the secret door, your mind racing.
What do I do now?
You paced back and forth in the living room, your heart pounding in your chest. Your thoughts spiraled as you tried to process what you had just seen. Finally, in a panic, you grabbed your phone and dialed Clara.
After a couple of rings, her voice came through, light and cheery. “Yo, girls, what’s up?”
You swallowed hard, still clutching Alpine close to you. “Clara…”
“Yeah?” Her tone shifted slightly, sensing something was off.
You whispered into the phone, your voice shaky as you held Alpine close to your chest, “I think my boyfriend is a hitman."
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Buck doesn’t let his jealousy get the better of him, doesn’t body check Eddie at the basket ball match, Tommy doesn’t go over to his apartment, there is no kiss, Tommy does not ask Buck out on a date.
What happens instead is this:
Tommy becomes an honorary 118 member, starts hanging out more and more with everyone from 118. By extension, Tommy starts spending more and more time around Buck. Tommy finds it very inconvenient when he starts crushing on a supposedly straight Buck (Tommy tries to resist but that resistance crumbles every time Buck smiles at him).
Queue Tommy secretly pining over Buck, and sighing longingly whenever he catches a glimpse of Buck.
Now in my mind, Tommy and Chimney remained pretty close after Tommy left, close enough for Tommy to drop everything the moment Chim calls to steal a helicopter. Chim also undoubtebly knows about Tommy’s sexuality.
This means that Chim is witness to Tommy’s pathetic pining. This also means that Chim is there to catch Tommy spending far too much time looking longingly at Buck’s various assets.
“Buck’s going to remain straight no matter how long you stare at his ass,” Chim reminds Tommy. This is not the first time Chim has had to remind Tommy of this.
Tommy sighs despondently, “I know. Doesn’t mean I can’t admire the view.”
“This wouldn’t be nearly as difficult if Evan didn’t have both gorgeous looks and gorgeous personality,” Tommy says one night at a bar. Being a good friend, Chim has started taking Tommy out whenever Buck’s straightness becomes too much for Tommy to bear.
“He’s just so adorable,” Tommy continues.
“I know, buddy,” Chim says, patting Tommy on the back (Chim has also had to pat Tommy on the back a lot as of late).
“Are we sure Evan’s straight?” Tommy asks after the first beer.
Chim, with absolute certainty, says “Yes, now get over yourself, you sad, sad man.” And then Chim buys Tommy another beer because he’s a good friend.
And because Chim is such an amazing friend, Chim can’t help but pay attention whenever Buck and Tommy interact, mostly to make sure Tommy doesn’t make too much of a fool of himself.
Which means he’s also watching Buck, and he’s watching Buck watch Tommy.
And that’s when the doubt creeps in.
Chim’s known Buck for a few years now, has seen what Buck is like around women he’s attracted to, knows what Buck’s pining face looks like.
And he’s seeing that face now whenever Buck looks over at Tommy.
At first Chim doesn’t believe his eyes, figuring that listening to Tommy compliment every single aspect of Buck from his eyelashes to his laugh has corrupted Chim’s brain, making Chim see things that aren’t there.
Because Buck’s straight.
Right?
The more Chim watches, the less he’s sure. Because there’s Buck being somehow both endearingly awkward and seamlessly smooth around Tommy. There’s Buck spending way to long gazing into Tommy’s eyes, and staring at Tommy whenever Tommy’s not looking. There’s Buck zeroing in on Tommy every time Tommy enters the room; There’s Buck holding onto every word coming out Tommy’s mouth. There’s Buck laughing at every one of Tommy’s jokes (and, sure, Tommy’s a funny guy with a real dry sense of humour, but he’s not that funny).
If Chimney didn’t know any better, he would say that Tommy’s not the only one who’s got a crush.
All signs are pointing to Buck wanting to hold Tommy’s hand, go on romantic walks along the beach with Tommy, as well as do more than PG13 things to Tommy.
Does Tommy actually stand a chance?
Chim doesn’t want to get Tommy’s hopes up straight away. He needs to make sure that his hunch is correct. He needs to gather more data.
So Chim starts inviting Buck and Tommy everywhere he can think of, and then pretends to take a really long time in the bathroom so that Buck and Tommy can have some alone time while Chim is hiding behind a bush or a potted plant depending on the location, spying on them.
Tommy, because he’s a very observant person, notices Chim in the bush with binoculars pointed at where Tommy and Buck are seated, and confronts Chimney after Buck has gone home.
And Chim can’t keep a secret for shit, so of course he tells Tommy about his doubtS even though he really doesn't want to disappoint Tommy if it turns out that his hunch is wrong.
“I’ll keep investigating,” Chimney says, once again patting Tommy on the back, watching hope bloom on Tommy’s face.
Chim continues inviting Tommy and Buck to hang out, sometimes inviting others as well to avoid suspicion (Buck isn’t suspicious at all, but Hen has start narrowing her eyes at Chimney).
Tommy calls it torture, Chim call it science. Oblivious Buck is just concerned about the amount of time Chim spends in the bathroom. He asks Chimney if Chim’s having any any bowel problems. Chimney insists he doesn’t, but Buck figures Chim’s either putting on a brave face or is too embarrassed. Buck doesn’t bring it up again, but he does leaves some pamplets regarding bowel problems and their causes in Chim’s locker as well as sends Chim links to various medical websites.
Chim is mortified. Tommy finds it hilarious. Chim decides to attempt a different approach.
To try and throw Hen off the sent and to further advance his research, he gets Karen to drag them all to a gay bar to see how Buck reacts around other queer men (Karen is very amiable once Chim tells her of his suspicions; she always enjoys gossip).
Chim and Karen sit opposite Tommy and Buck, the better to observe them. Eddie, poor confused Eddie had to be discretely elbowed aside when he tried to sit next to Buck, and has been dragged next to Karen, supposedly so that Karen can arrange a play-date between Christoper, Denny and Mara. Though Karen is paying much more attention to Buck’s every micro-expressions than any word coming out of Eddie’s mouth.
Unfortunately, the gay club is a bust because Buck’s too busy learning about monster trucks from Tommy to pay attention to any other attractive man at in the bar. It’s hard to tell if Buck’s attention is due to an attraction to Tommy or if he’s just really interested in soaking up new information in that spongy brain of his.
Chim starts leaving queer memoirs scattered around the fire station (Karen gives excellent book recommendations).
Chim starts commenting on attractive men they see on the tele when it’s a particularly slow day at the station. He does this to such an extent that some of the members of B shift are wondering if Chim’s the one with a case of latent bisexuality. That thought is strengthened in their minds when Chimney starts bringing some those magazines with the romance quizzes in them: ‘Best guy for you’; ‘Your ideal guy’; ‘What your celebrity crushes say about your love life’; ‘Take this quiz to reveal your partner’s star sign’; etc.
Then Chim very loudly goes on about how gay and single Tommy is whenever Buck is in earshot (and now some of B shift think Chim’s planning on leaving Maddie for Tommy).
The first time Chim brings up how gay and single Tommy is, Tommy takes him aside to ask him what the hell that was about.
Chim says in response, “Listen, if Buck isn’t 100% straight, he needs to be aware that you’re on the market so that he doesn’t go check out all the other male fish in the sea.”
Buck doesn’t make a big deal out of Tommy being gay, acts his usual self. Though he does manage to slip into conversation that he’s an ally. And when Buck does that, Tommy feel his hope to one day hold Buck’s hand during a romantic sunset walk along the beach shrivels up a little inside him. Chim gives Tommy yet another commiserating pat on the back, and takes Tommy to a bar later that night so that Tommy can drink his problems away.
Meanwhile, Buck knows that Tommy being gay isn’t a big deal, but for some reason Buck can’t stop thinking about it.
It’s not like he’s ever had a problem with anyone’s sexuality before, so what is it about Tommy?
And representation really does matter. Here Buck is, being confronted with a Man, a big, muscular man like himself, who enjoys going to the gym like himself, who’s in a similar profession to him. And this man is gay.
And that’s going to cause something in his mind to shift. Maybe he doesn’t notice that shift at first, maybe it’s only subconsciously.
Maybe he’s going to start picking up a few of those memoirs that Chim’s been leaving around; Buck’s always been fond of non-fiction after all.
Maybe he’s going to ask Hen and Karen about their experiences figuring out their sexuality, their coming out stories (during this conversation, Karen will be staring intently at Buck, looking for any signs of the queer thoughts Buck may or may not be having).
(Chim is very happy with this because pointedly asking Hen and Karen about their queer experience was next on his game plan.)
Buck doesn’t ask Tommy about his sexuality though, not yet at least. Buck can’t seem to bring himself to ask Tommy. Though he doesn’t know why.
Then Buck does as Buck does best and goes on a research binge about all the different sexualities, but more specifically bisexuality (I imagine there is at least one sexuality quiz during that research binge).
And, at the end of that research binge, the results are conclusive. Buck is bisexual. Maybe he says that out loud in his empty apartment “I am bisexual” and it feels right and it feels so very exciting.
Once he realises that he’s bisexual, a lot of things start making sense. Including Tommy’s ass. Tommy’s very fine ass that Buck can’t help but stare at. And Tommy’s eyes. And Tommy’s hands as well. And Tommy’s laugh; And definitely Tommy’s smile. Basically all of Tommy.
Buck keeps his newly discovered sexuality to himself for a bit, wanting some time to himself to live in this new reality of his, basking in this new part of himself.
Also so that he can spend a few days staring at attractive guys without any knowing looks from his loved ones.
Turns out he spends most of those few days staring at Tommy which, again, makes sense.
Because he is such an open book, it doesn’t take Buck long to come out.
He decides to tell everyone at the next get-together. They’re all outside, having another barbecue at Bobby’s and Athena’s. Tommy is also present for this.
Everyone is of course supportive and happy for Buck. Chim is forcing himself to stay still, even though he really wants to jump up and down, high-five Karen, high-five Tommy, and then shove Tommy in Buck’s lap.
Meanwhile, Tommy is in his chair, having a deer-in-the headlights moment, staring up at Buck, wide-eyed, slightly pale, a forkful of potato salad halfway to his mouth. Tommy is so frozen that Chim has to nudge him so that his fork continues its journey to his mouth.
Tommy chews on the potatoes mechanically, no longer paying attention to the delicious taste that he’d been previously enjoying, too busy trying to act normal and trying to rein in his growing hope. By Chim’s side-eyes, Tommy isn’t doing a great job.
As the night goes on, Tommy forces himself to not approach Buck no matter how much he wants to, mostly because has forgotten how to act like a normal human being.
But then Buck is right there, in front of him.
“Hey,” Buck says.
“Hi,” Tommy replies. So far so good.
Buck is looking at him, and Tommy is trying to remember what he’s meant to do with his hands.
“Congratulations,” Tommy forces out because congratulations are definitely in order, “How are you feeling?” He asks, genuinely curious.
“Good,” Buck says in that sincere way that comes so naturally to him.
“Yeah?
“Yeah, great. I feel, I don’t know, lighter I guess. I mean, I’m still me, but now I know why I spend so much time staring at men’s asses.”
Tommy snorts, “Yeah, I know the feeling.”
There’s a pause. Buck’s staring at Tommy, and Tommy’s staring at Buck, and neither want to look away.
“Hey,” Buck finally says, “tell me if I’m completely off base, but there’s this little Italian restaurant I’ve been meaning to try, and I was wondering if you’d want to come with me.” Buck stops, swallows. Tommy watches his adam’s apple move. Buck continues “Like, as a date.”
Tommy forces his eyes back up away from Buck’s neck.
“A date?” Tommy repeats, the hope inside him soaring.
“Yeah.”
“Okay,” Tommy says, smiling, not sure if he can believe what he’s hearing.
“Okay,” Buck says, smiling back. It’s a smile so soft that Tommy wants to trace it with his fingers, but they’re definitely not there yet and Tommy’s trying to act normal.
“Okay,” Buck repeats a little breathlessly, that soft smile still in place.
(During this whole interaction, Chimney is hiding in a bush, binoculars in hand. Karen is at his side, asking him what they’re saying.
“I can’t read lips!” Chim says, though he tries anyway with mixed results.
But then, Hen comes along and puts a stop to it, dragging Chim and Karen out of the bush and confiscating Chim’s binoculars.)
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