#Gump posting

[wolrith]

its so funny watchin Forrest gump with the context that this guys explaining his life story to random people on the park bench and like. they all knew what he was talkin abt, even if he didnt. this motherfucker met and inspired Elvis. Fucker was a war vet shrimp tycoon who met the president. he had himself a running cult. they probably realized halfway through they saw him on the news once upon a time.

and he's not even realizing nothing special abt it. Bros probably lived the most out of anyone they met and he thinks its absolutely normal

[gothicdolores]

Me watching Dek literally fight for his life and having the worst experience ever:

[krumpkin]

This is for all you Forest Gump fans out there 😄😁

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Asking the real questions out here today, so what do y'all think the guys brightness on their phones are? Like genuinely - cause Mick absolutely has his on the darkest it can possibly go, he has sensitive eyes and a need for a darkness that consumes him, so yeah his phone definitely looks like it's not even on when he's on it in direct sunlight and multiple times the guys just assumed he was too old to figure out how to put his phone on 💀. On the other side of the spectrum I think Vince's phone is always on full brightness no matter the situation, and when he's in bed with someone they literally get blinded with their eyes closed because of how vibrant his phone is at three am when he's scrolling through girls pictures on Instagram and also his settings are also on light mode so it's a white blinding light and at least one person who was sleeping with him thought they'd literally just died and gone to heaven. Nikki phone is also always on full brightness but that's because he doesn't actually know how to set his brightness, but luckily he doesn't really use his phone at night much since that's family time so nobody gets sleep blinded and also if he did use his phone at night at least his phone is set to dark mode, so the blinding couldn't go as horrendously as others. Tommy's phone adjusts to the light of the room, so if it's darker in the place he's on his phone his screen will become darker and vice versa, sometimes this can annoy him at night though because he can't always see everything that's happening on his phone, so he sometimes turns it up, which he curses himself for doing in the morning when he turns on his phone after sleeping in the dark for seven hours to loose his vision completey for five to six business minutes.

But I'm curious to know what you guys think, so tell me, what brightness are the Mötley guys phone set to in your mind and what mode do they keep their phone In?

[goosemixtapes]

mark my worms when i finally reread zebulon finch (daniel kraus's historical horror duology about an insufferable teenage zombie forrest gump) i am going to write SOME kind of essay on queer time and the transgender resonances of aforementioned teen zombie forrest gump. daniel kraus did not mean to do this but i can't emphasize enough that the protagonist's dick falls off his body and it's not even the transest thing about those books

[invisible-pink-toast]

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Janet Beeler Shaw “Changes For Kirsten: A Winter Story” / Eric Roth “Forrest Gump” / The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) / Howard Ashman “To Be Free” / Suzanne Collins “The Hunger Games” / AURORA “When I Become a Bird” / Carl Holsoe “Reflections” / Marije Geerts “Thoughts” / How Things Fly / Reuben J. Spaulding “Flying Machine Drawing” / Maya Angelou “Caged Bird” / Craig Knowles “Taking Flight” / L.M. Montgomery “Anne of Green Gables” / Kelly Clarkson “Breakaway” / Neil Gaiman “The Sandman” / Christopher Curtis, Marjorie Duffield, Helen Park “Over the Moon” / Charlotte Brontë “Jane Eyre”

[bendersmind]

Satan Forbid

I have any children but if I did and had twins I'd name them Ciaphus and Cain because I'm an asshole.

[this-orange-anon024]

"I wish I could have been there with you."

"You were."

[kidneystheallpowerful]

For some reason my childhood crushes were just like, some silly cartoon character I used to watch as a kid and then there's DAN TAYLOR FROM FORREST GUMP?????

[anorganizedstreet]

[raspberry-beret]

Film Weekend - Forrest Gump (1994)

A mentally challenged man experiences momentous historical events first-hand and becomes a pop culture inspiration despite being unaware of the significance of the events he's a part of.

"I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time."

[iii-days-grace]

i've been a bit stressed about xmas but my mum just sent me a pic saying John is looking forward to seeing me :)

[sadbrainhappyjuice]

Saying that potatoes are unhealthy is the best way to let me know to stay away from you

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

[cagedbymountains]

before you get in an internet argument ask yourself if the person you're debating is capable of understanding that Jenny from Forrest Gump isn't the antagonist

[jtem]

Tumblr: I'm way too smart to fall for online propaganda

Also Tumblr: Gaza would be a gay utopia right now if it weren't for those Jews!

[fear-is-truth]

What do you think would happen during a movie night with the Evans? I mean in a "what would you watch?" and "what would be the general reactions to the movie?" way, not a "would you fuck on the couch?" kind of way.

⋆𐙚 ₊ the evans x movie date .ᐟ

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ james march ‧ kai anderson ‧ austin sommers ‧ luke cooper

a/n: thank you for the req !! i love movies (ty for clarifying too lol) warnings — murder mention

⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

tate would definitely pick something horror-centric, like the blair witch project, pet sematary, night of the living dead, or the exorcist.

as the movie progresses, he’d be pretty quiet, watching you more than the screen.

won’t forget to drop morbid little comments that makes him sound like a complete sociopath.

the second you show the slightest sign of fear, tate is on full alert. it’s like a switch flips. he might still tease you a little, like “don’t tell me you’re scared of that,”

if you flinch or jump, it’s his cue to wrap you up in his arms, assuring you the scary stuff isn’t real. in some kind of fucked-up way, it’s almost like he enjoys seeing you vulnerable, but only bc he wants to protect you from the scary stuff.

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

kit would definitely lean toward the hopeful, heartwarming side of things. think shawshank redemption or green book that’s got that feel-good vibe, something that makes you believe in the good of people. he’d also want to watch something uplifting, like the pursuit of happiness or forrest gump—movies where the character fights through adversity and comes out on top.

you’d have a big bowl of popcorn to go with the movie. and a few blankets.

he would be super involved. probably a little emotional, especially with movies that tug at his heartstrings. “this part always gets me,” he’d admit, wiping his eyes discreetly if he got too caught up in the feels.

post-movie, he’d want to discuss the themes and characters. “you see how they never gave up hope? that’s the kind of message we all need.”

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

frat!kyle’s movie taste would likely be a mix of blockbuster sci-fi and superhero films. he likes action, adventure, the sort of movies you can quote with your friends or wear merch to.

i think he’d like franchises like star wars, indiana jones, jurassic park, the avengers, men in black etc.

lots of cuddling.

⟢ franken .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

something light and nostalgic like a studio ghibli movie. like ponyo or my neighbor totoro.

(because im the writer and i said so. )

he’d make it cozy with lots of blankets and snacks. the whole vibe would be super comfy. kyle would be super focused the movie, glancing over at you every now and then to make sure you’re having a good time as well.

when something cute or magical happens in the film, you’d hear his soft “aww” or “look at that,” because he gets genuinely excited.

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

james wouldn’t actively seek out movies, sneering about how they lack the depth and refinement of true art forms like poetry or opera.

he’d explicitly detest hollywood, finding it gaudy and tasteless, particularly because of his ex-wife elizabeth’s infatuation with rudolph valentino.

however, if you wanted to watch something, he’d grudgingly agree, more for your sake than his own. his curiosity would be piqued by gory horror films—saw, hostel, or the texas chainsaw massacre.

as the movie progressed and the gore got more creative, his interest would visibly pique. he’d lean forward, eyes narrowing, as if studying the screen like a scholar. might even occasionally pause the movie to dissect a particularly inventive murder, speculating about the tools used or admiring the “execution” (pun intended)

the intricate methods of destruction would catch his interest. he’d remark about the “artistry” of a scene involving a particularly gruesome demise and might even murmur under his breath about how the filmmakers had some semblance of vision after all.

“ah, see how the arterial spray creates that beautiful arc on the wall?” or “the creativity in dismemberment is… admirable,”

he’d almost certainly take mental notes, planning to incorporate some of these techniques into his own macabre masterpieces.

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

kai would pick something like the social network, the matrix, fight club, or american psycho. we’re talking straight-up incel film bro material.

kai wouldn’t just watch the movie—he’d analyse the hell out of it. he’s the guy who makes watching movies an intellectual exercise but secretly just wants you to agree with him.

would definitely test you during the film, asking, “do you get it?” or “what would you do in this situation?”

the matrix? he’s mansplaining about the red pill and how people are blind sheep in the “system.” the social network? he’s cackling when eduardo gets screwed over by zuckerberg, saying, “he deserved it for being soft.” american psycho? he’d call it a critique of society.

he’d be so obnoxious during fight club, quoting lines like, “the things you own, own you,” and trying to explain to you how it applies to your life.

he’d fw tyler durden HEAVY. unironically.

⟢ 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

the three-time tony award winner would gravitate toward films that scream high art—think something like the seventh seal by ingmar bergman or 8½ by fellini—stuff that almost feel like a performance or a commentary on cinema itself.

old-school classics, like citizen kane or the godfather—the ones that’ve stood the test of time. they’ve got that “cinematic art” thing that makes him feel like he’s part of some exclusive club.

if it’s a more recent flick, though, it’s gotta have substance. i think he’d enjoy black swan because it’s dark, intense, and shows true artistic struggle.

he’d admire the actors, the cinematography, whatever gives off that “artsy” vibe. if it’s too mainstream or shallow, though, forget about it. he’s not wasting his time on that.

even during the movie, he’d find ways to bring up the “black pill”. “this is why creative people—real artists—need something more than just hard work. black pill, that’s the real key to unlocking that next level of creativity.”

⟢ 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑.

luke would still call citizen kane his favourite movie, but not in a pretentious film snob way—he’s genuinely proud of himself for loving a “classic.” he’d talk about how his grandpa introduced it to him as a kid, and how it gave him the revelation that movies could be more than just entertainment.

his other favourite is the boondock saints, which he doesn’t try to justify with highbrow reasoning.

during movie nights, luke would occasionally point out a few obscure behind-the-scenes facts only because he couldn’t help himself, but otherwise let you watch in peace.

would 100% use the “resting his arm and casually drapes around your shoulder” tactic.