#HE CALLED HER HONEY.

[itsnotmourn]

I CANT OH MY GOD I CANT IM GOING TO HURLLLLL PELO FINALLY POSTED THE DOODLES BUT HE ADDED LOVE WHAT THE FUCK

[curator-on-ao3]

With the Pikeuna accidental marriage jokes going around again … and my efforts to share more of my silly stuff … I’m gonna put right here a little something I scribbled between seasons one and two in anticipation of witness testimony for Una’s trial:

PIKE: I can’t testify against Commander Chin-Riley because … (*dramatic pause*) … we’re married.

ORTEGAS: Oh, that time on Dacarse Five?

PIKE: No, I wasn’t thinking of that.

SPOCK: Perhaps the captain intended to reference the incident on Glanose Eight when he and Number One united the fifteen tribes by partaking in their ritual ceremony of matrimony amongst the assembled?

PIKE: No, not that either.

M’BENGA: Oh, the Gebtus Moon adventure with that ritual dance?

PIKE: (*scratching head*) Not the one I had in mind.

CHAPEL: Oh! Oh! That time with those aliens that existed in a non-corporeal state and they took possession of both your bodies and —

PIKE: Definitely not that one.

JUDGE: I heard about a time on Oleous Five that —

PIKE: No.

BATEL: You told me you got the one on St’vann Two annulled.

PIKE: That one *is* annulled.

SPECTATOR: Was it the time that deep in the forest of a planet there were those glowing rings and you each grabbed one and —

PIKE: No.

BAILIFF: I heard a rumor about a time —

PIKE: I heard that rumor, too, and you should be ashamed of yourself for bringing it up in a court of law.

UNA: (*wearily*) He means the time ancient deities on Fenwiss Eight merged our souls resulting in a reactivation of their holy temple, which was actually the planetary leader’s brother trying to seize power under the guise of the manifestation of prophecy foretold in their sacred scrolls.

PIKE: (*arm extends straight out, finger pointing toward Una*) You see that?! You see that?! That’s why I married her! Exactly, Fenwiss Eight and the Merger of Souls. Thank you, honey.

UNA: Don’t call me that.

PIKE: Right. Sorry. Anyway, we’re married. 😁

[queer-whatchamacallit]

@g3othermal3scapism got my brain working over high school au of them, and I instantly dove headfirst into early 2010’s fashion

So enjoy these little losers, they work minimum wage at a shitty burger place together

[rottenpumpkin13]

To think people thirsting over Angeal's mother is canon

[notsocooljess]

my headcanon for katniss and peeta’s daughter is that she is very sweet but very shy. she reminds katniss a lot of madge - quiet and caring and brave.

just like madge, their daughter loves strawberries, and she likes to drizzle them with honey. peeta starts calling her “honey” because of it, and the nickname sticks so well that by the time their son is old enough to talk he thinks that’s his sister’s real name.

[zorosdimples]

meeting fae tartaglia who calls you a ridiculous nickname in hopes that you will reveal your real name

[randomnameless]

Re about Cat :

In Nopes she complains because her dad asks her to lend CoS troops, instead of asking Dimitri or Rhea herself...

But unless Count Charon is as dumb as Leopold, he knows pretty well Cat isn't the one who can lend him Church soldiers.

Of course Fodlan dgaf about non students characters, especially if they are affiliated to the Church, but I wondered, maybe Count Charon didn't want to ask Rhea herself to lend him some troops because he has a strange relationship with her -

Rhea is, after all, the one who welcomed his daughter when she was hunted by the Kingdom and the reason she's alive, Dad!Charon, whatever was his position during the "Cassandra hunt" wasn't the one who protected his daughter, Rhea was.

Maybe he feels already to indebted to her to even ask her, in person, for more soldiers?

As for Dimitri...

I always found it disappointing how both game never explored more Cat's backstory, ffs if Faerghus was "feudal uwu", the Crown (even if it was during Rufus' regency) ordered Cat's death, she was branded a traitor and someone who commited regicide ffs.

What was happening with House Charon at that time, were they happily going to give their daughter to the crown, when Catherine was the presumptive major crested heir, to have her executed? When the entire Kingdom branded her a traitor and had her name besmirched, was House Charon totes okay with, you know, the accusations that their precious heir participated in the plot to kill Lambert?

Lonato throws a fit because Christophe was executed by the Church, but Lonato is only Rowe's bannerman - Charon is one of the major Houses in the Kingdom, wouldn't they have thrown a "larger" fit if the crown wanted to execute their heir??

Or maybe that could fell in the larger "the Kingdom was in chaos" thing - House Charon might have been "this" close to rebel against the Crown ?

In a way, it might explain why Garreg Mach wasn't visited by the Kingdom's forces asking Rhea to hand Cassandra over if the crown's forces had to cross Charon territory to reach Garreg Mach...

So in with this BG, it would make perfect sense why Count Charon wouldn't ask Dimitri for more soldiers (granted we're talking about Church soldiers?) - Charon is still a loyal bannerman who fights for Faerghus, but his trust in the crown would have been severed, and it's up to Dimitri to rebuild that bond.

[frogaroundandfindout]

This mother fucker don’t miss.

No he’s fucking good

That mf don’t miss man

He’s good

In the heat of battle he don’t miss

No

In the heat of controversy he don’t miss

[horrorlesbians]

screenshots cannot do it justice but im so obsessed with how rust holds himself when he dances with that woman in episode three. voted most guy alive who wants to removed from his current situation

[tasteless-lemonade]

marvel/dc crossover where gabby gets sent to gotham and meets robin and robin tells her about batman and gabby ends up assuming that the guy's hero name is batman because he has some bat-related power

[philhoffman]

These Plutarch lines in the final draft of the Catching Fire script…

[boarwinds]

so from what i can tell in your h.c's lucy gray, very understandably, starts off cold to coriolanus when they go to the capitol (shocker, girls don't like getting shot) is there ever a specific turning point where they sorta have a new normal (by their standards) and if so do you have a hc of that moment

I think that would only happen once LG sees the twins actually somewhat enjoy/get used to living in the capitol? Maybe its like a lightbulb moment for LG, her kids aren’t fighting over food anymore when they think she can’t see them, (tangent but,, I definitely don’t want the kids to come across as selfish(?) but they’re kids, they’re hungry n underfed, and its natural to fight over stuff w ur sibling. They know their mom does her absolute best so they try not to fight in front of her, but it must’ve absolutely broken LG’s heart when she first saw them fight esp over food. Prob also the first time she cracks n thinks maybe reaching out to CS wouldn’t be so bad, ofc she immediately dismisses those thoughts) they’re warm, and safe n under the protection of the most powerful person in panem. LG realizes she can’t keep believing that the capitol is the worst thing that could happen to her kids when she sees them so happy. Maybe it’s after they come back from their first day of school, it’s a 180 from when she sent them off, both kids were terrified and clinging to her skirt. If it weren’t for CS, she might’ve taken them right back into her arms and gone home with them, but when the twins come back after school all excited and animatedly talking over each other to tell CS n LG abt their day, LG feels relief and grief at the same time. Her twins were fine but now she knows their happiness means she can never escape CS or the capitol.

I think CS clocks this n finds it so amusing. Maybe he picks up the kids in his arms (for visual ref look at my fan art of CS carrying Maude ivory lawl) all while keeping eye contact w LG, only breaking eye contact to face each twin n tells them “slow down, one at a time so ur mother can hear you, right LG?” Or do u think he’d call her a nickname 👁️👄👁️

[sailforvalinor]

I AM NOT WELL

[makorragal-312]

Not Emma trying to actively sabotage Itsuomi and Yuki and then getting absolutely WRECKED in the process.

[spotaus]

Part of me is looking at this and nodding in accomplishment. The other part thinks it's cringe. However I love it either way! This is Shotput and I'm putting the context for this under the cut!

So, Shotput is one of my shipkids from Eternal Ashes! He's Killer and Dream's only son, and he's really only a sudecgaracter to EA, but he's got a special place in the story too lmao.

Shotput (his real name is Shooting Star but he stopped responding to that name around age 10~11) was best friends with Reset, the main character of EA. Shot was meant to be a sort of bringer of peace, a child between former enemies, and a good influence for everyone around. Of course, Killer still worked for Nightmare and, while he no longer fought Dream directly, he still caused a lot of chaos. His loyalty laid with Nightmare. So, Dream (and by Dream I mean the combined effort of any AU who could babysit + Dream) raised Shotout practically on his own. Shot barely knew Killer, but he looked up to him a lot, because Killer did all the fun things that Dream said were bad. But even while Killer did 'bad things' he was still nice.

So, idk, I just thought this would be a fun way to bring my young!Shotput design to life before I went back to doing my Orchid piece (<- Orchid and Shotout canonically were made around the same, so they're nearly twins, even tho they're cousins. They hate eachother.). Killer loves Shotput, and later on in the story they get to bond more when Shotout moves to live with Killer, but at the point that this clip is meant to show? He doesn't get why they (the adults) all seem so angry with Killer all the time! (<- it's Because Killer, like, killed people. They don't want the lil guy around him lmao-)

And side note: Shotput has beef with Orchid because not only does Reset (his supposed bff) choose her over him to plan and hang out with, but Killer chose to stay with Night in Shot's youth, and Killer knows Orchid better than he does Shot. He resents Killer when he's older, but at this point he's just Baby!

[sbd-laytall]

Clark and Lois canonically use terms of endearment for each other, and I love that for them.

Adventures Of Superman (1987) #505 & Action Comics (1938) #692