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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Advanced Interrogation Technique: Dog

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #JC is like a disney princess in the sense he always has some cute creature trotting nearby and available to assist him #he is *not* like a disney princess in the sense he tries to do murder and torture.#Even though some of those girlies really deserve to do a little killing and tormenting as a treat #Mulan may not count because she's not a princess but she canonically does kill. So she's winning #Anyhow. JC. He gives off 'melodious voice vibes and I'll die on that hill. Sadly he's not beautiful on the inside.#Animals love him! Women fear him.#BTW while you've been reading these tags...wwx has been suffocating under a pile of wiggly fluff #Oh no he's not moving. Oh Jin Ling picked up the dog? Jin Ling returns the favour of saving his- ?#oh no Jin Ling is giving his uncle instructions on how to better perform puppy interrogation. They are bonding.#wwx is passed out and they're *bonding*

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dukeofthomas · 3 months

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why does every reconciliation fic go like this

#my dc posting #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fanart #ugh i forgot to change tim n dick's skin colours aa i already put my drawing stuff away whatever #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #<- main offenders #no but. jason will be making some absolutely great points #ill be cheering him on like YEAH know ur fucking value good job call them the fuck out dont fall for their shit!!#then there will be one (1) event n suddenly the author pulls a complete 180 #all of jason's valid issues n complaints r swept away without ever being solved #at most he's given a few flimsy excuses or justifications #n suddenly hes all happy n dandy w them #like 🤨🤨🤨 what!!!#like nothing changes nobody makes any effort but apparently one sentence going 'omg no it wasnt like that jason 😭' is enough to sweep #everything under the rug #like why have i never read a fic where anyone actually works to change. to right the wrongs theyve done. to apolgoize and do better.#aside form of course jason going 'i see now that murder is wrong i was stupid n angry for no good reason good thing the pit madness has bee #solved/managed better n i have apologized to Poor Little 10yo Baby Tim whom i hurt and traumatized So Badly how will he ever forgive me...'#'fuck my family wtf is wrong w these assholes' 'i killed the joker for like 3 minutes' 'i love you i have no further issues aside from #Teenage Angst which will be cured via being told my anger is disproportional and of course one (1) hug form my Dearest Father'#when will i read someone 'pullin the alfred card' and jason respondin w 'fuck alfred'. he deserves to be an asshole w the way hes treated..#ok ill stop now im just. very done w this stuff

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rouge-the-bat · 11 months

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"shadows a teen! haha, teen angst edgelord" shadow was literally drinking at a bar with rouge in sonic x

#shadow #shadow the hedgehog #sth #it wouldnt bother me so bad if ppl just simply headcanoned him at a young age #and it wasnt a hugely popular fanon that it was treated and SPREAD like it was fact #when hes literally CANONICALLY ageless and immortal #im just sooooo tired of the teen shadow hesdcanon #not to mention the fact that his trauma is often treated as teen angst for some fucking reason ???#when he witnessed his sister get murdered right in front of him #and proceeded to have his memories altered then be horribly manipulated and had amnesia ?????#god i fucking HATE how people see and treat shadow #its always grumpy old grandpa shadow or angtsy emo teen shadow 🙄#he is not physically or mentally 15 he is not physically or mentally 50. jfc #and it drives me up a wall when ppl use his headcanoned age as a ''''reason'''' why its bad to ship him with rouge #i deserve 100 dollars every time someone spouts this bullshit

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seaweedstarshine · 4 months

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RIP Krakoa 🌹 I can’t lie I’ve been kinda behind since midway through Fall of X I’m gonna catch up before my first SDCC this summer but I hear Vulcan didn’t see much action anyway. Anyway my hand slipped and I found myself looking into the eyes of my canonically psychotic son the best Summers brother who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life, (he’s done lotsa wrong things but I love him more for it)

#canonically psychotic = he canonically has psychosis. (not in the ableist way in that hes evil. which he is. lemme enjoy problematic rep)#Gabriel Summers #art by seaweed #words by seaweed #X-Men Red #the Gabriel hate during the Krakoa era pffffft. was 100% from ppl who didnt read the Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire #“he attacked Storm” hes also a genocidal dictator who tortures ppl for catharsis. drunkenly coming at Ororo is the least bad thing he did #“he's a douche” mother of all understatements. now get this man back w his boyfriend who he forced to be his best man under pain of death #Gabriel fans LOVE that Ororo beat his ass. he deserved it. it was a fake discourse made up by a certain segment of goddess!Ororo fans #I say as an Ororo fan! Shes my fav A-list x-man🥰 yes Gabe was at a mental low but Ororo didnt know that. that was Scott's responsibility.#psychotic Emperor Vulcan is what we call a problematic mentally ill villain trope. I love him SO much. (okay lets talk)#we don’t know much about his childhood but we do know he spent 2 years in a fugue state after escaping slavers when he was like ten ):#as an “adult”-ish he's uh “mentally” 15 or sumn according to the calculations claimed to him by his hallucination of his actual child self #and apart from THOSE hallucinations. he’s very paranoid to the point of killing his advisors because he becomes convinced-#that they’re plotting to kill him. they aren't. he relies on Calseye to ground him thru his paranoia. and then of course in the Krakoa era #he believes his energy constructs of Petra and Sway who drink with him till he blacks out every single day are real. he isnt consciously #creating them; but he sees them- and bc he’s a godlike mutant his subconscious makes his hallucinations visible. making everyone uncomfy #Charles tries to use telepathy to FORCIBLY reality check him. which of course triggers his trauma. and GABE is punished for it?#(oh plus our finding out Gabe got brain surgery done on him by some gods outside the universe offpanel. he never does well with tampering)#and now the writers who pushed Hickman out (also RIP Sabretooth & the Exiles. RIP Hellions) want us to be SAD Krakoa is gone?#yes Gabriel is the mentally ill villain trope. but Krakoa never cared for mutants who couldn’t fit in. who were traumatized. disabled. etc #Alex OF ALL PEOPLE should understand that. ALEX should’ve been there for Gabriel. (why wasn't he. did he hold a grudge for past torture.)#Alex also w Murder-Enjoying Disorder but it was actually treated as an illness and those in authority presented as wrong for excluding him #instead of helping him. which v flawed but Hellions was one of the best mental illness comics? like Zeb Wells was conscious of the genre #but Gabriel was just… cast out. for panicking when his prime traumatizer Charles invaded his mind. he deserved help too #and all because his family were annoyed at him for drinking all night and throwing up and passing out on the floor? for being delusional?#And like- all of the summers brothers are nd (Scott's brain damage; Alex's dissociative episodes; Gabriel's psychosis)#I have nothing to say about Adam X ((I highly doubt he's neurotypical and/or mentally healthy)) ((nothing to say abt him tho))#and Gabes paranoia is 100% rooted in his issues of being made to feel like an outsider. like YES the obvious MUTANT identity but also #he thinks his father abandoned him to be a slave. he's not Summers enough for Scott. hes not Shi'ar enough for the Shi'ar

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lavander-galaxy · 8 months

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Alastor going insane has me in its clutches so I made a little thing :)

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pomellon · 9 months

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May or may not have made another Bytham au! This one being a fantasy au with the concept that normal humans turn into familiar creatures once they enter the magic world. Left on their own most of them turn into feral beast, but if they can find a magic-user to mentor them they can learn to control and create their own magic, eventually being able to regaining their human form

#hytham #ac familiar au #pom art #Basim is a very reluctant mentor in this one #Hytham is just a cute lil bunbun #with fangs #and maybe just a lil bit of bloodlust #he deserves some murder and mayhem okay #as a treat for being adorable #Basim eventually agrees <3

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worstloki · 4 months

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mu qing you deserve so much better

#i get that he likes his work but the way the 4 people who've known him from way back see him in a bad light is so funny but sad #xie lian tries giving him the benefit of the doubt while having trauma flashbacks fr #feng xin thinks he tried to murder him??????#hua cheng's just bitter and petty by nature he's fine im not concerned about his opinions #xie lian and mu qing reconciliation should be a default #everyone should not hate mu qing that doesn't make sense #'he's mean' alright so is everyone else from the region get over it #im going to start accusing mu qing haters of classism #he's got a giant sword and burnt his feet in lava can we talk about some other things instead like what about the pride #it's such a funny combination to have a guy who doesn't hate himself think he's treated unfair and then stammer over a friendship request #guy who is no longer a servant showing up to his former employer's mission in disguise like 'yeah i'll help you don't credit me tho'#he hates people bringing up the broom thing but helps xie lian anyway it's so funny he really does know he deserves the status #and doesn't think it's super special or anything but like it's his right #good for him fr #mu qing is so cool everyone should talk about him more

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lillywaterr · 1 year

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Cw : Cartoonish depiction of Blood

I made this to celebrate the first day of October, hope you guys enjoy it :-3 c

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definitelynotarabbit · 6 months

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Yeah yeah, crack ship this, not canon that

WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING CHARACTERS FROM DIFFERENT SIDES OF POP CULTURE AND MAKING EM TALK HUH?!

In other news, if anyone needs me, I will be making He Xuan from Heaven Officials Blessing adopt Gerry Delano from The Magnus Archives. More at ten.

#listen LISTEN #he xuan is an angsty shit who wanted to be domestic with his wife but got murdered #and gerry is an angsty shit who wanted to be happy but his mom was THE bitch and then cancer happened #all im saying is that old goth should teach young goth how to ghost and fuck with powers beyond mortal comprehension #gerry deserves some postmortem hell raising #as a treat #yes i know by tgcf standards xie lian is the goth of the series shut up #tgcf #tma podcast #heaven official's blessing #the magnus archives #he xuan #gerry keay

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vulpinesaint · 9 months

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i don't talk about alucard castlevania very often because the last season of castlevania was so bad to me that i just don't engage with the show anymore like that but make no mistake. i have many thoughts and opinions on that man.

#first of which is they should have treated him better 😭#like not out of a 'oh he's my favorite character he deserves everything' standpoint #he is and he does. but also What Was The Point Of All That 😭 like jesus christ!!!!!#castlevania writer voice what if we made him sit alone in his empty desecrated childhood home where he just killed his father #and then gave him some company. and then had that company gain his trust and sleep with him and then try to kill him During sex #and then he went insane! and killed a lot of people!#and then we fixed him by giving him a girlfriend :D #shut UP BRO SHUT UP #if you're gonna do all that. at least let him continue to be gay #not in a 'i don't believe he's bisexual' way but going 'yeah he has gay sex!' and then making the gay sex encounter end in gruesome murder #doesn't uh. doesn't really spell gay rights. can he have sex with a man in a way that ends with him not horribly traumatized #i don't like his relationship dynamic with that woman in the last season either but that's for different reasons.#i feel like he got steamrollered by her y'know :/ malewifed etc. etc. :/#she was a fine character i just didn't like the two of them together #or how it was framed as like. y'know. alucard just needed to get bossed around. that'll give him purpose again.#hey what if. if he was gonna kiss someone about it. he did that with the people that he bonded with and trusts and knows.#just a thought. ANYWAY #valentine notes

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sing-me-under · 10 months

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I don’t know why, but I get really tired of fics where they’re like “Bruce has been sheltered his entire life and has absolutely no sense for normal people” as though he didn’t go on a world tour in literally every iteration of his existence before becoming Batman. Yes, he was absolutely sheltered as a teenager, and maybe he still held onto some naïveté in his early Batman years, but Batman literally faces every fucking crime there is, and I bet that little Bruce stubbornly traumatized himself with true crime shows and case studies. One does not become Batman and stay sheltered. Yes, unlike most people, he had the safety net of a home and a fat bank account to return to, but that really only applied in the States with legal identification. This man just kinda traveled the world with like the bare minimum and built a name and network for himself from scratch from pure skill, stubbornness, and his weird Mary Sue aura where everyone wants to fuck him. I can guarantee he’s nearly starved to death on multiple occasions, has slept in the worst conditions possible, and actually been fucking tortured in every sense of the word. You don’t need to be born and raised in poverty to have experienced food insecurities and the worst that humanity has to offer.

Anyway, this is just me just being fed up with the fics and posts where they treat Bruce as if he’s never experienced a single hardship in his life beyond the death of his parents when he was 8 years old. Bruce Wayne is the most empathetic, self-sacrificing motherfucker in Existence. He’s still an over controlling asshole, but he’s self aware and tries to understand why criminals do crime things.

Batman deserves to have a backstory where he actually developed and experienced his own coming-of-age as a mature member of society instead of being some vengeful middle school syndrome kid maneuvering a skin sack of nearly 300 lbs of muscle and fancy technology.

#personal #dc #this is me liking the concept of The Batman #origin story of BRUCE WAYNE #I’d prefer he have his People Are People revelation before becoming Batman #but to each their own #I still dislike when people treat Batman as if he’s JUST a rich guy in a bat costume beating up people just trying to survive #or when they treat Batman like some Holier Than Thou Because Rich People Can’t Understand Being Trapped In Circumstances #I like the takes where the Bats’ patrols are primarily community service efforts #like subtly setting community networks of trustworthy and reliable free clinics shelters and the like #The government ain’t helping but Gotham’s beauty is in its people #Bruce Wayne loves Gotham #and he should deserve to be loved back #Batman is a terrifying force but he is still kind to criminals and victims alike #except when he’s grieving and on the verge of committing murder #in which case he needs to get his sense knocked back into him #god I love people #This whole post is an incoherent ramble

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tariah23 · 1 year

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ur tags on that kenjaku post… oh my god you saw that too? i was truly horrified

YEAH… I saw that shit, I hate stsg so much lmfaooo. It’s so obvious that they want Getou to be the “girl,” so badly. He’s getting the treatment of every dark haired best friend in a popular shounen 🚶🏾‍♀️. He’s too good of a character for this!

#I don’t really hate it fr but I’ve never been too crazy over it at all like the I don’t feel too strongly for it but I like some of the art #that I come across and all that and I’d prob draw it myself one of these days but the fans make me want to turn the other way most of the #time #they just hit getou with the girl beam and it’s unfortunately become like another case of fans acting like fanon is canon when regarding the #ship and the mischaracterizations of getou’s character has been insane #I feel like.. what’s the point of liking a ship if you don’t like the characters at all because this is how I feel whenever I see most stsg #fan content if I’m being real #they even draw him shorter on purpose just because they want him to be that girl it’s so stupid to me sorry #and he’s always being abused in fan content and now im even thinking about that one doujin where he was being assaulted by kenjaku and #forced to bare his children only for Kenny to kill the kids immediately after birth…? and then Gojo somehow saved him and at that point #getou had become obsessed with sex and it ended with gojo committing a murder sui #man what the fuck ever #I will save getou he’s so cool and doesn’t deserve THIS #and if you’ve noticed anything about them ship wise then like #I hope I’m not the only one who’s found it odd how most stsg is always weird and fucked up vs gego being mostly lighthearted??? I have no #clue as to why but!!!#maybe it’s because most stsg again. still treat getou like the girl vs in gego well I’ve noticed that they’re usually the same as canon???#(outside of the genderbent content but you get it) it’s just something that I’ve noticed #sasukeless #tkf replies #um #getou get behind me-

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dammithawke · 1 year

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Cant use my laptop at work anymore. So guess who's writing some ladrien and marichat fic by hand!

Im gonna regret this but oh well.

#wife and i have devised an au where marinette is just blatantly chats biggest fan to spite him #because he wont listen when ladybug says hes cool and important #so marinette will make him listen #it turns into a marichat au #im also using this as an excuse to explore marinettes angrier side #i think she deserves some rage. as a treat.#i headcanon her with little bead bracelets that spell out MURDER IS BAD #as a reminder for herself #because chloe and lila exist #and she deserves to get out her anger. as a treat

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doodlboy · 1 year

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Om tag ramble

#my hate 4 solomon is festering bc of that post bc its infuriating that #every1 was so scandalized that he was doing shady shit 2 lucifer from before but bc its asmo suddenly its okay #like- he's fine as a character ig but im tired of the hypocrisy in this fandom. if you're gonna b pissed off at him dr*gging lucifer #then be angry at him taking advantage of asmo while he was drunk too. its bullshit #ik hes a fictional character and its not a real issue but come the fuck on #its also bs that suddenly theyre all scary demonic demons who are evil and need to be contained and controlled #bc one second ppl are treating them like just some guy but when they need to make excuses for why bad things happen #to the characters its all 'well they're bad people sometimes and they're strong demons so its okay to treat them like shit'#its not. absolutely fucking not okay.#suddenly they deserve to have their basic rights taken away from them bc they do bad shit sometimes.#idc if theyre not your favorite character or what species they are or if they aren't a good person 24/7 NOONE should get taken advantage of #like- im more angry about the hypocrisy than i am the actual game content now. solomon does shady shit all the time #but when its done 2 golden boy lucifer its a fucking outrage for everyone #but when its asmo hes suddenly this violent hostile murderous creature that should be chained down or tamed #its just fucking UGHHHH #im not putting this in the main tag bc im not gonna have 10 different ppl tell me im fucking stupid for being upset abt this again.#elliot rambles #rant in the tags

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humanoidtyphoons · 1 year

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tantai jin, clad in black, quietly talking to a murder of crows perched on trees, as he instructs them to presumably murder all his tormentors is such a good shot, holy shit, i want a gifset of it

#cd blogging #currently: till the end of the moon #HELL YEAH HE'S HAVING HIS VILLAIN ARC! HE DESERVES SOME MURDER AS A TREAT!

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crowcoven · 1 year

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someone end my suffering I’m thinking of a braime/lannister fam supernatural au and it went from a silly little idea to me eyeing a google doc because the idea is GROWING

#like dean jaime #sam tyrion #cersei mystery other sibling okay just trust me it works ive thought about it sooooooooo mcuh #brienne cas #john obvi tywin #like the starks are a werewolf pack #tywin would have killed ned at some point so theres a lot of tension at first but it evens out eventually between all the kids #tyrion being like poisoned in the womb sam style with demon blood but tywin and cersei still blame him for joannas death #but once the kiddos learn the truth about the whole demon blood oh shit tyrions in trouble thing #cersei goes NUTS #now she REALLY has someone to blame and like minor murder spree shit gets messy trying to find demon dude #but eventually she breaks and its actually just GUILT for how badly she treated tyrion for so long #they get slowly better after #and and the whole you dont think you deserve to be saved? destiel thing with braime #like im sorry angel brienne are you kidding me #OMG ruby can be shae thats so sad and twisted I love it #jaime loses his hand via hell hounds #brienne tries to fix it and she cant but later jaime tells her its okay #that maybe hes grown to be better without it #cant decide if any incest #prob just like they were werid co dependant with like tension for awhile but never actually did anything besides maybeee kiss at some point #im giving cersei a cool demon girlfriend i dont even care #danys gotta be in here somewhere i need that girl to be magic #it wont be like spn plot per say just same world and a lotta same elements #but like mashed together as i see fir

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