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buckframe · 2 days ago
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Is oliver even trying to be subtle?
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fandomfuntimem · 3 months ago
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Dp x dc imposter but not really au.
Ok, so, basicly. Its the usual batfam member knew Danny as a kid au. He was close with them, basicly part of the family.
They get seperated for a while for whatever reason, and eventually they all see eachother again. But Danny is different. Tired, paranoid, he's far more grim than he used to be. His face never seems right, the shadows bend to bow to him, the stars shine to illuminate him, the air around him is cold. His smile is always too wide, too toothy. His eyes are too bright. His feet are too quiet.
The batfam comes to the only rational conclusion. Danny has been replaced or possessed by some demonic entity. Shenanigans ensue as they desperately try to exorcise this demon in every way they can.
Meanwhile, Danny didn't realise just how religious the Wayne's were. Crosses? Drinking holy water? Random prayers? Not even just one god, any god. Hmm, maybe they had some sort of religious awakening while he was gone. Who knows.
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queeniewithabeanie · 5 months ago
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The Blob
Dpxdc Prompt #20
Danny is a blob ghost now and he's fine with that.
Turns out all blob ghosts are just regular ghosts who have expended to much energy and turn into balls of pure ectoplasm and emotion to recharge.
It's honestly a much needed and much appreciated vacation from all of his responsibilities.
He doesn't understand why he's getting so many worship-fear-cowed emotions from these people, but he's a blob right now, he doesn't have to care.
There's one boy that constantly projects awed-love-infatuated towards him. Danny likes him a lot more than all of the other guys.
In the mean time, Ra's Al Ghul has just found what he believes to be the conscious personification of the Lazarus Pits and there is no way he is going to let any of his assassins offend it. If only he didn't have to worry about his grandson being so enamored with the being as well.
Grandfather never let Damian have any pets.
"Distractions," he would say, "Unnecessary attachments."
Damian disagreed, but he was smart enough not to voice his belief. The Demon Head's word is law and he bows to nobody.
Or at least... nobody until the little blob of sentient Lazarus Water.
Grandfather says that it must be the pits personified and therefore needed to be treated with respect so there would be no chance of them being taken away.
Damian has no problem following this rule, he finds the little blob cute, like the pet Damian would never get to have. When nobody's watching he pets the blob, tells it stories about his day, and stays silent as it does happy little purrs.
In the hell that is Nanba Parbat, the blob is a bright spot in Damian's days.
So obviously when he leaves to meet his Father and claim his right as heir to the Cowl he slips the blob into his go-bag. No one will notice, the blob normally floats around as it wishes, sometimes going missing for hours.
By the time Grandfather realizes the blob has been away too long for it to have been without intervention it will have been too late. No one will suspect that Damian took the blob with him.
At least, that's what Damian tells himself to justify taking the little guy with him. He is comforted by the low hum in his bag, the blob is happy, if no one else.
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lilislegacy · 1 year ago
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percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).
to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?
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lyrouxx · 8 months ago
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its been weeks and im still thinking abt his panties btw. so have a thing for when I first laid eyes on them
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haasmaxxing · 5 months ago
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addressing rumors of leaving smosh
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seveneyesoup · 28 days ago
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substitute teacher at dwma does the roll call and asks if “black star star” is present
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dream-4-the-dead · 2 months ago
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I always forget these wrestlers are sooo tall. I'm just here sitting in my house thinking Drew McIntyre is as tall as a normal human being. He is not.
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coolnonsenseworld · 2 years ago
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(this is part of the calendar 2024 lore, now on pre-order, to know more check out prev posts)
April was Keith's idea of relaxation. He enjoyed parks, the feng shui of them, nature's ability to thrive despite and against anything happening - the silence of it. Watching Keith wind down and relax when he is a strung wire most of the time, would definitely make Lance feel all lovey-dovey and clingy (as he tends to get) and when he’d worry he is disturbing, Keith would comment this is exactly how it should be - the constant yin to his yang, and the yang when he feels yin.
Also - both shirt and hoodie are Keith's (he has way too many hoodies with quotes). Lance took the hoodie for Keith, but Keith insisted he won’t get cold, so he wore it himself. On the way home Lance funds Keith the biggest sushi serving he could find on the menu, and, believe me, nothing lights up Keith's eyes like a table full of rice and algae. Lance just watches with a soft smile. (Keith does end up getting cold)
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thatrotterfreddie · 1 month ago
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please can everyone reblog photos of Roger where he has muscle definition for scientific purposes?
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fiuworks · 23 days ago
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when are we going to start blaming beetee for more things
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nasthepotprincess · 3 months ago
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nO XADEN FUCKING DIDNT
NOOOO HE FUCKING DID NOTTTTT
PLEASE SOMEONE FIND ME MY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN FUCKING RIPPED OUUUUUUT
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angelsdean · 3 months ago
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screaming in the streets every time someone suggests jack is "actually a three yr old"
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lossis · 3 months ago
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With every chapter that I read Coco gets a little bit sadder and depressed and girl I am ready to be emotionally destroyed.
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keepthedelta · 7 months ago
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the biggest hurdle to me taking charles seriously as a driver is his fans. if you were more normal about him i could respect him as a driver because he's genuinely very good, but every time someone says "he's one of the greatest of all time" it makes me dislike him purely to prove a point
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