#He was massive

[emile-hides]

Splat3 story spoilers

I finished the story a while ago but it’s really only just now sinking in the implications of killing(???) Grizz and I have. A lot of questions.

Number one being; Who’s paying us?? Not just like. Now, but in Splatoon 2 as well?? We get paid now only straight money but all sorts of chunks and food tickets and Clothing??

And if Grizz wasn’t selling the Golden Eggs to the Government or whatever to power Inkopolis or whatever then where is this BEAR getting Inkling money?? Specifically INKLING MONEY so it’s not just shit left by the humans in Alterna that is Direct Spendable Cash in Inkling Society based Cities.

And why do we. Continue to get paid??? I can understand a Bear that plans to destroy the world at the end of all this throwing investment into a money hole like Grizzco that cannot possibly be turning a profit, but he’s supposedly dead or just in space. So who??? Is paying me??? To get these Golden Eggs??

Which brings up Question Two; What the Golden Eggs for now?? Where do they go?? Who do we turn them over to?? The Tutorial Fish behind the counter??? What does SHE do with them?? If no one knew who Grizz was and his radio was just prerecorded instructions (considering it still talks post story mode) then does anyone know he’s dead??? Does business of (I assume??) chucking golden eggs into the crater to Grizz’s secret Alterna lab continue??

Question Three; Who’s driving the Boat/Helicopter?? How do we get to these Salmon spawning locations in either game?? Because Splat 3 I could see it MAYBE being the Tutorial fish behind the counter we never see, but Splat 2 Grizzco was JUST Wooden Bear Radio in a building. If we never saw Grizz till Story Mod of Splat 3 Who Was Driving The Boat??

Question Four; Is. Is this the last Splatoon game with Salmon Run in it?? I know the game is a week old and it’s weird to immediately be thinking about the next game in the series but like. Seriously is that it???

Like I said, Grizzco is a money hole. Grizz wasn’t selling Golden Eggs, they didn’t actually power the city or boost technology or anything like that, they went directly into making as much fuzzy Ooze as he could, considering they were a vital ingredient I couldn’t see him parting with a single egg.

So like. If Grizz, who was willing to invest in said money hole with the goal of eventually ending the world so what’s it matter, is dead. Who would run Salmon Run? Back to question one, who would pay us?

Like game wise of COURSE Salmon Run is still running in Splat 3 there will always be new players to experience the story mode and they have to know who Grizz is first before getting to the plot twist but like. In Splat 4 I can’t image that really?? Matters much?? anymore???  So like. That’s it, yeah?? No more Salmon Run post Splat 3 (which is a long way away of course)

[joyflameball]

Man just doesn't stop fucking MURDERING white men who've done very shitty things

Edit: Yes I'm aware that Hbomb wasn't really The Guy to take down Wakefield, and Wakefield was gotten by Deere, however it was for the meme

Edit two: When referring to Shapiro I was talking about the Aquaman clip

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[rotzaprachim]

too many conspiracy theories about oil in gaza and not enough practical understanding of the fact that bibi netanyahu and his cronies have extreme personal reason to keep this war going as long as possible and at any level of civilian cost because the moment it's over he'll no longer be a wartime prime minister and will have to face the repercussions for being a massive reason why the october 7 attacks ended up with a body count as high was it was

[alicelethimeat]

DAY 4- PHO!

Edited: OH GOSH I didn't realise the Pho is not cooked properly!!! Cooked properly now....

[nerdpoe]

Stop Having a Concussion and Get us Home!

Tim works as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Tim has a secretary, and then he has another one to help her because holy shit, the amount of crap Tam puts up with is insane and she needs an assistant of her own.

Tim's second secretary is one Danny Fenton.

Tim, Tam, and Danny are the last ones in Wayne Enterprises, as the building had to be evacuated due to Superman being mind-controlled and targeting major corporations.

Superman targets Wayne Enterprises.

Tim looks out the window as he his secretaries make their way towards the emergency exit, and there he is.

Floating there.

Staring at him.

Tim swears he can see his Uncle Clark sobbing as his eyes heat up.

Then Danny grabs him, yanks him into the stairwell, and just as the building starts to crumble around them, shoves both Tim and Tam into a glowing green portal.

Danny takes a blow to the head.

They land on a floating island, in a swirling vortex of green, and the one who got them there is unconscious on the ground with a nasty headwound.

Meanwhile, after the Justice League manages to snap Superman out of it, the man throws himself at Batmans feet and just...sobs.

Breaks.

They get the story in bits and pieces.

Tim was in the building, still. The burning, twisted wreckage of Wayne Enterprises.

And Clark can't hear his heartbeat anymore.

@simplestoryteller

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[cutter-kirby]

come on simon

[metatheatre]

"But, well...I would always know the stain was there. Underneath, I mean."

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Oh he jealous jealous

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness]

"You have bonded with Astarion, body and soul. His scent lingers on your skin. If there is to be anything between us, it must be with his consent. And perhaps some day, his participation."

[kabeddon]

They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA

They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)

[wherestoriescomefrom]

rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore