#House Call

[foreverknightalways]

Natalie says, Means you're not healing as fast as you did. I don't know, but we might be seeing shades of mortality here. Program must be working. I mean, look, you can see yourself in the mirror. Nick answers, Yeah...only sometimes. Natalie asks, Have you tried the artificial blood I gave you? Nick answers, Oh, you mean the low-fat zero cholesterol, no sodium, absolutely... Both Nick and Natalie at the same time say, No flavor? Natalie says, Yeah, well, don't knock it, tiger. It's obviously working.

[retrograderesemblance]

@curseconsumed

"I can't make sense of it. Where is Perry? Send for Perry."

"Dr. Perry is out, Papa." Struggling to remove frustration from the wisps of her tone, Emma never meant to be cross with her father. He was in one of his insistent moods, anxious as ever, convinced some illness had befallen him because he didn't like the taste of his morning soft-boiled egg - more likely be forgot to add a dash of black pepper with his salt but only an examination from a physician would calm his nettled nerves.

"This is Dr. Nash. Remember, Papa? He's here to look after you. And I'm here too."

Glancing towards the newest physician, she offered a close lipped smile, her eyes all but begging for forgiveness for her father's countenance.

[johnandrasjaqobis]

funnily enough, watching nearly two full seasons of House has legitimately helped and now there is actual Progress being made on house call again, this is wild

(that was not my entire motivation for starting the show fresh but it was a decent part of it)

the scene that was fighting me has been vanquished and we are rollin' again folks ~

[gregdotorg]

Jasper Johns, Paregoric as Directed Dr Wilder, 1962, sold by Love Boat producer Douglas Cramer at Christie's in Nov. 2012. Johns gave the painting as a thank you to a doctor who made a house call, and gave him a prescription, which Johns affixed to the bottom of the canvas.

The auction catalogue essay was recorded in a breathy ASMR voice for a series called, obviously, ASMRt

[virtualpractitioners]

[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

[tenth-sentence]

He went to the Abode of Fate.

"Incarnations of Immortality: For Love of Evil" - Piers Anthony

[kaijuerotica]

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

[foreverknightalways]

Natalie pulls the bullet out and says, There, I got it. Natalie gives the bullet to Nick. Nick says, It's a .357. Natalie says, Oh, that's nasty. Nick says, Um, ow. Natalie says, Well, you are still a medical marvel, but I think we are getting just a little bit closer.

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: February 3…

Just as the guys dealing with the supply of coke diminishing stock after stock with Pam’s addiction and in talks of sending her to rehab, Agent Holly of the FBI knocks on the door and investigates the Tunt Manor. “Archer Vice: House Call” premiered on this day, 10 Years Ago.

[johnandrasjaqobis]

Getting a sudden influx of kudos + a few comments on House Call over the past few days like

(and how the hell did you find this thing, it had to have been shared somewhere recently)

[c--3phoe]

please tell me you guys see my vision

like its the same, theyre the same

i mean it even works this way, cause you know silver/grey, same same but different.

[painted-lemon]

um can we make this a real thing??????

please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format

[cuntyvicodin]

can you believe that this is the man almost every character on the show wanted to fuck at some point

[srfiv]

did days always disappear so easily, chasing you down to the bottom?