#House would also be trans

[75screamingtoads]

House md in 2024 be like:

Eric ForeTHEM

ROBERTA Chase

AlliDAUGHTER CaWOMEroN

Gregory RENTED APARTMENT

Doctor James Wilson

And ofc our trans queen dr. Cuddy

[houseofmarcella]

dear god Albus Potter do you utterly haunt my thoughts

Just… Albus in the cursed child, for as mixed as people seem to be on it… Albus as the certified middle child who doesn’t have the cloak, doesn’t have the map, who doesn’t even have a family name?

Can you imagine little Al (not yet Albus because that’s a name he truly goes by once he has Scorpius) tucking himself into the cracks of the door as he hears his parents talking, hears his dad say it would have been better to know they were having two boys so they could have just called him Sirius

Al, getting teased by his invisible brother, yet seeing so distinctly that his father chose James over him for their family legacy

Al, who grew up on the filtered advice of a distant, out of reach mentor who he could never live up to. Not like James with his fun, his humor, or Lily with her love and her girlhood.

(Albus, who will hear Cedric called the spare and understand far too well what it’s like to be of secondary importance)

Al, who out of all his siblings looks the most like his father, a reflection to every family friend of what harry went through and an eternal reminder to himself and the world that he will always be his father’s legacy (he will look in the mirror for most of his adult life and see his father before he sees himself)

Al, age 11, seeking comfort on the train platform as everything changes around him and getting another lecture about bravery that he doesn’t feel he has

Al becoming Albus on that train, when the boy who would become the most important person in his life actually asks him, asks him what he wants to be called

Albus, under the sorting hat, struggling but thinking about who he wants to be outside of his family’s legacy and getting put in Slytherin for it

Albus, who grew up on war stories and hogwarts hyjinks staying up half his first night because he’s afraid of his peers, but doesn’t want them to know that because he so desperately and conflictingly wants to both fit in and stand out

Albus, who is bad at flying, humiliating himself in front of his peers, because he isn’t harry but isn’t Quidditch player Ginny either… Albus, who all the adults see as Harry’s extension; Albus, who struggles with charms like Lily never will, who can barely make his matchstick silver under the blue eyed portrait in the room, who struggles to parse through the moving and unequal words of wizarding textbooks, who attracts bullies like flies and doesn’t yet have his mother’s hexes to fight back

Albus, struggling to write that first letter home, to tell his parents and little sister that he’s different from them; Albus who doesn’t even get to tell them because James tells them first

Albus, who doesn’t get a green scarf and hat until after the first snow, unable to parse if it’s the color, the fact that he’s the second born, or maybe just that it’s him that made it come later than James’ had

Albus, who goes back home for Christmas and faces his father’s disapproval for befriending a Malfoy, his father’s distrust and attempts to assure his morality for befriending someone harry assumes cruel and antagonistic

Albus, having to hold awkward conversation with Rose and Ron and Hermione, because neither of the kids want their parents to know they’re not talking (they find out eventually, and though they’re nice about it, Albus knows they’ll always put Rose’s feelings first)

Albus, who is suddenly assumed more malicious and problem causing than he ever was before, who suddenly is seen as a prime person to scot the blame off to when things go wrong

Albus, who gets chosen after his sister (“just like her mother!”) during the family quidditch match; who gets meaningful looks from his Uncle Percy; whose Christmas sweaters are no longer red but never green; who suddenly cant seem to talk to his uncle ron anymore, someone who used to understand what it was like to be James’ brother

Albus potter who stradles the line of too Potter for Slytherin and too Slytherin for his family.

Albus Potter, who’s ambition has been squashed out by bullies and disregard and distrust, struggling to find his identity in a house and world that is still in the midst of undoing decades as an indoctrination machine…

[blueberry-starsss]

TW: Animal Gore and Blood

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Something about the thought of Sock having some form of religious trauma and him getting his family ostracized from the church. As if this kid didn’t have a shit ton of issues already.

[leslieiswriting]

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*Queer* vampirates!!!

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[househrt]

thinking about trans!Wilson again

we know he always accepts and displays gifts from patients (and uses them as physical manifestations of his guilt complex) - I headcanon that as a kid, he had a family member that made him clothes all the time, maybe as a money-saving thing, maybe just as a gift (or both)

eventually, Wilson got old enough to start expressing his opinions and preferences, and absolutely hated the clothes made for him. he hated the 'girly' colours, how thin the shoulder straps were, and he tried refusing to accept them (spoiler alert it's because he's trans and dysphoric in girls clothes)

but his parents told him repeatedly that it's rude to turn down gifts, because [family member] put so much time and effort into making that, and Wilson's being an ungrateful brat, and he needs to set a good example for his younger brother

so now he accepts every gift and puts them on display as a reminder and a sign to remember to be grateful (aka let his guilt eat him alive) while he desperately tries to avoid thinking about his clothes more than necessary - that's why he wears shirts that are too big for him

he doesn't think he deserves to choose what he really wants (and he's never had the opportunity to do that, so he wouldn't know where to start)

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Queer bar down my street doing an introduction to shibari this month but it's for "women, lesbians, intersex, non-binary and trans people"

[paverics]

a gay guy approached my mum on a night out last night and said he “knows” that she is transsexual because he’s a gay man and he “can tell”

but here’s the thing — my mum had cancer. twice. she lost all of her hair. it’s never grown back. she wears a wig. it’s something she’s incredibly self conscious about. and it made her cry

my mum had 2 surgeries to remove all of her female reproductive organs, and she still suffers from the aftermath of those surgeries. i spent 2 years thinking she was going to die. i saw her in hospital for weeks, unable to walk and barely eating. i see her now struggling with the consequences of those surgeries. her lack of hair is the least important or interesting thing about her. i’m just so thankful she’s still here, regardless of how she looks (which is still beautiful btw, and i wish she saw it)

so i just want to encourage people to keep thoughts to themselves because i cannot stress enough how wildly inappropriate it is to approach a cancer survivor and question their womanhood when that womanhood almost killed them. mind your business

[jimmygibbs-jr]

ellis would be the type to not have his schedule memorized so nick would see a blood spot on his pants and ask "damn fireball, who shot you on your ass?" and ellis would turn around and realize "fuck, man, its that time of the month"

[pickled-flowers]

Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie

[househrt]

greg house would suck the strap send post

[character-obsessed-fem]

i think meeks should be allowed to have three sisters and a single mum... as a treat. bonus points if all of the sisters' names also begin with 'st' - i know thats like the most cliche thing ever but i think her mom would be silly like that alright

i imagine her having a twin sister, named stephanie, (who is older by like, an hour) and two older sisters, named stacy and stella (four years older and seven years older respectively)

"what about her dad??" i am choosing to pretend that her father simply does not Exist™ because i think it's funny if all of the dead poets had some form of daddy issues

[obligatory-name-change]

sometimes when i see someone take a mlm ship and make it so one of them is a trans guy i kind of side eye it a bit like "the other guy in this relationship would NOT be normal about trans men why are you doing this to him"

[transmasc-rose]

Amy/Rory I Saw the TV Glow au:

Amy as Maddy/Tara, who ran away and never came home, who talks about things that can't be real (the TV show, the TARDIS, a world where they're strong, a world where they're something better).

Rory as Owen/Isabel, meek and yet loyal and yet terrified of his best friend and what she means. And what she says. And what she shows him.

Doctor Who, the TARDIS, the Doctor, all wrapped up into the role of the Pink Opaque, the TV show from their youth, and something Amy grasps onto and never let's go. Something Rory abandons for a normal life.

And yet.

[narmothewraith]

How I imagine myself (aka want to be)

Vent in the tags (sorry in advance)

[lazaruswitch]

was thinking about jane gardner au specifically jane and isabel and was all <333 bc bc bc !!! jaysabel!!!

but here's the thing. jane is a redhead isabel is blonde. jane is a green lantern and isabel sometimes gets caught up in shenanigans so she gets to have a cool outfit and a smth heavy to hit ppl and aliens with. gothamites will look at them and go oh i didn't know other places had their own harlivy that's cool ig a win for the lesbians and all

[more-vicodin]

what sort of name is Gregory

Greg

Greggs

ok sausage roll

You should ask that question to my parents instead of me since it wasn't my choice but theirs. I couldn't say no as a newborn infant. Maybe you don't know this but babies can't talk [/s and patronizing tone]

People call me House anyway, who cares about my name?

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