#I HATE APPLICATIONS

[wittyworm]

applying to crumbl cookies .. AGAIN

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

[ejzah]

If there was a test on filling out applications, I would fail it so badly. I overthink, I don’t know what they want of me, I have to go get more stuff.

[ellienbie]

Damn you Sun Tzu!!! Why must I know myself, can’t I just know someone else??????

[straightlightyagami]

“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

[houseswife]

[vilethot]

“kill the cop in your head” is supposed to be used in instances where a person is assuming the worse in a another person/group based on a prejudiced thought (ex/ “this person is talking to themselves at a bus stop they’re probably on drugs and are going to hurt me best call the police for my safety 😌” or “that person says they’re poor but I saw them getting Starbucks they should continue to be homeless since they are spending frivolously) not for stupid ass lgbt label bullshit, fandom nonsense, gross ass “kinks”or used to shame black people calling out you’re favorite blog for antiblackness

[londondungeon2]

OOOO I LOVE FREAK CONCEPT JADE SO MUCH ALREADY HES SO!!!!!!! That little indirect kiss he he stole🙈..... Perfect better be careful, They're gonna wake up and find a certain eel just staring at them waiting for answers lol. do you have any more of him that you want to share??? He just sounds so down bad!

this freak concept jade has been around for a little while for i’m very excited to talk about the man of the hour!!! (⊃‿⊂) the prefect surely needs a set of eyes in the back of their head during this situation!!!

(OH, and he would have surely had taken the prefect’s pencil too if they only neglected it and left it behind in their frustration!)

the drink isn’t even jade’s first offense! as it goes, he has already snooped into your business multiple times … sometimes you have caught him, other times you are fortunate enough to miss it. it is all a matter of how much he wants you to see and what he rather have you remain blissfully unaware of.

perhaps, there is a time when you get up to use the bathroom at mostro lounge, he’ll take your chapstick out of your school-bag and apply it just as you return to your table, making positive you see but cannot hold him accountable with conviction. and all the while, jade holds onto sweet bliss, knowing you are unaware that while ramshackle was in azul’s possession he was going through your belongings, dissecting each part of you. it is such a shame that you brought your sketchbook to leona’s dormitory, or else this interesting revelation could have happened much sooner.

it is no longer an allure of physicality anymore. jade feels seen by you, intimately, in your work. so, the antic becomes amplified.

curious as to why you stopped publishing, he spreads himself over you like an infection. don’t mind him as he talks about the artistry of a good lobotomy as he brushes a piece of your hair out of your face, making sure to scrape the edge of his glove underneath your eye. there is beauty in ugly, yes? he hadn’t known you thought so before!! he’s so excited to know now!!

he wants you and, annoyingly (said with love), he’s going to find a way to have you.

[theflashjaygarrick]

I don’t know why everyone thinks Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen are friends. Firstly, they are both originally rich people but they live in different sides of the country and the Gotham elite seem kind of insular in the comics. Like they maybe know one another from charity events and weddings but honestly that’s a bit of a stretch.

But even if they were friends at one point, Ollie’s whole thing (at least most of the time) is despising the rich socialites he used to hang out with. He calls all billionaires (including him) scumbags on multiple occasions. If that was the case he wouldn’t be defending Bruce Wayne, he would be actively talking shit about him for being a self absorbed rich boy who hasn’t worked a day in his life, much less read Das Kapital.

[noblevicartstudio08]

Okay this time it's a little critical.

The nibs, yes all 3, for my tablet pen are worn to shit and I can barely even draw with them now. Since drawing is how I mainly make my income right now... yeah that's bad... I probably won't be able to replace them for a while so link to ko-fi below if you wanna help me out.

[ferrettaur]

House of 4 trans/disabled people needs to make rent.

Hey gang, I've been unemployed for about 2 months now and I'm not getting any hits, I've had one interview. It's getting pretty dire here in our house because my portion of the bills is the one that covers rent.

Theres four of us in this house (myself, @roboticvenusian, @mono-red-menace, and @raptorgirlkillingclaw) and only one of us has a job right now, the other three of us are actively searching for work, but at the rate it is going bills are most likely going to hit before the first paycheck of any new jobs would.

Anything helps but I'm going to set the goal at $550, that's at the very least the rent, we have food stamps enough to cover groceries.

550.55/550 - Paypal

[ping-ski]

IDGAF that ur a canon purist!! that's not the problem!! i care more ab the people having fun + being cringe and free!! my problem is that you keep shitting on their harmless takes!! fanon and canon are both cool!!

everyone's got different interpretations of characters!! besides, no one can ever be truly faithful to the canon!! when all ur takes that are "respecting the canon" character's traits are over exaggerated anyway!!

besides, everyone's takes/fics are technically ooc!! we are at the mercy of their creators/authors cause they have final say!! (pray for us all.)

alr RANT OVER!! i just dont think we should police others on interpretations that may or may not be "accurate/canon"?? its a silly discussion cuz no one is obligated to limit themselves like that

i just hope what i said made sense cuz its 2am and im so tired

[the-yearning-astronaut]

I wish I could be agender the way Murderbot is agender. Right down to the lack of biological sexual characteristics. So agender that the term agender comes with too much associated gender to accurately apply. You know what I mean?

[fouralignments]

Me in my little corner of the internet. (I know I'm repeating myself after Wandavision). I'm happy and content with knowing that the Fox X-Men movies are over and there's nothing that Marvel or Disney can do or add that will make me stop enjoying those movies. I can go back and rewatch them anytime that I want. Do they have problems sure, what movie doesn't? Which I can't say from newer marvel movies.

I don't give a flying fuck about Deadpool & Wolverine and quite frankly I didn't get it when the first Deadpool came out.

If Marvel/Disney won't give me Dadneto, Stepdad! Charles Xavier and their Quickson, Peter. They were the hater of FinnPoe.

I will do it myself!

[jakeperalta]

i don't believe in hell but if i did i just know that whoever invented cover letters would be there