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culbi · 1 month ago
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commission for my friend @heshmmity !!!
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tiny1ntheblu3 · 2 months ago
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SFW VORE scenario :3
Merfolk brainrot got me.
Tiny works at an aquarium cleaning the fish tanks. Giant works there as a performer; a merman/mermaid show.
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While the latter takes a break, the former dives into the fish tank. Usually, there's no risk of the tiny one getting eaten by any of the aquatic animals. Usually. Why? It could be anything—maybe their diving suit has a special scent that drives the fish away, or maybe they're a fast swimmer. Whatever the case, today it doesn't apply.
While they're scrubbing away, doing their duties, a fish comes up from behind. The giant could be walking back to the tank to warm up, or say they're actually a merman/mermaid messing around in the human world. Let's say it's the second option.
They could have a way to hear the aquatic life around them, be it coherent thoughts translated into something they can understand, or maybe just slight snippets of the animals' wants.
In this case, the big guy catches the wandering thought of a very hungry fish that's about to feast.
"Great, the fish are being fed,"
they think to themselves, till realizing it's much too early for that to be the case. Rushing over to the tank, they dive in. Did someone throw in something for the fish? Did the cleaner not do a good job and leave something for them to eat? Speaking of the cleaner, shouldn't they be inside the tank, doing their job right about now?
All these thoughts race through the giant's head as they swim around, looking for the fish. Following the creature’s thought process, hearing as it got louder and louder, they find a sight to behold.
They spot a tiny silhouette racing through the water, desperate motions of their body as they try to gain speed. The smaller one could spot, or maybe sense a shift in the water. Turning around, they see a much larger shadow looming over them than the fish chasing them.
A second or two later, the tiny finds themselves being sucked in the direction of the large shadow. The fish, unaware and possibly not caring about this other entity, stubbornly chases the tiny, denying to let go of this free food.
The tiny, gasping for air that they don't have, and is quickly running out of, tries their best to outswim both of them. The bigger fellow, sensing the tiny’s distress, shoos away the fish and gets closer. On the brink of fainting, be it from fear or lack of oxygen, they don't recognize their coworker.
They hear a muffled voice and feel gentle pokes at their body. Feeling like an eternity passed, they blink and hear a faint, "Sorry." The giant shoves the little one into their mouth, swallowing as gently as they can. Feeling the small round lump go down, they feel their gills starting to filter out the water. The tiny, now safe inside the giant's stomach, rests.
The day goes on with the giant going about their usual schedule. In the middle of their show, they feel a small squirm.
"Now of all times," they think to themselves.
Swimming further, away from the visitors' prying eyes, they tap their stomach gently. A shiver runs down their spine as they feel tiny vibrations throughout their innards. A small, muffled voice calls out,
"Hello...?"
They smile.
"Hi. Mornin', sleepy head. How are you feeling?"
A second or two pass.
"Better. Uh... where... am I?"
The bigger one's smile falters a tad. Right.
"I—"
The interaction gets cut short by a banging on the glass.
A kid smiling, watching the merman/mermaid.
Sighing, they swim over slowly, remembering they're still on the clock. Shushing the smaller one, they promise them they're safe. Not too convinced but without much choice, the tiny snuggles into the bigger one's walls. If they're going to stay here, may as well get comfy.
The bigger one, feeling this, smiles gently, putting a hand over their stomach as they swim over and continue the show. A lengthy explanation would occur a few moments later, but that was for another time.
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catboygirljoker · 2 months ago
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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
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bixels · 6 months ago
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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
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selkiesparrow · 1 year ago
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Zoozve, my beloved
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sadclowncentral · 11 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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satturn · 5 months ago
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star by mitski 🌠
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everythingwasnormalhere · 1 year ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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blabberoo · 8 months ago
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kiryuing · 1 year ago
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
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niinnyu · 3 months ago
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Eye see. Heh.
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remynisce · 9 days ago
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Love to see the evolution of their dynamic in the latest chapters
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kedreeva · 7 months ago
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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.
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