thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me
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Your therapist: Skinny Aziraphale is not real and can’t hurt you
Skinny Aziraphale:
The reason I drew this is the same reason god created deep sea creatures: just because I can
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𝟏𝟎 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲........
. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲.
. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝.
. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫.
. 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐅𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬.
. 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬.
. 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬" 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞" 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍!!!
. 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝.
. 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬.
. 𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.
. 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲.
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The Tim lives (and serves the desolation) au concept is so painful because 1. He'd be so sexy but also 2. there is no way he and Jon would have been able to rekindle a friendship. An uneasy cohabitation maybe. Or even an unhealthy companionship formed from traumabonding and surviving 2 major traumas together. But I can't see them being in a healthy relationship (at least the time spanning from the unknowing up until the watcher's crown)
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i wanna cvt myself to de@th
i hate myself so much
why do i sh?
it's the only way to keep calm and don't feel that pain. i have to lose so much weight until i look like my perfect th1nspo
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I hope all the vote bluers are enjoying the blue fascism that they claimed would be happening under trump.
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