#I’m fucking dumbass

[starstyff]

Having consistent rolling mini panic attacks bc I gave my address to a stalker!!

[nightgoodomens]

Sometimes I’m ok

Sometimes I remember this

And I’m not ok anymore

[tanzdoesthings]

hey silvermoon people come get some foood-

(designs by @shkika !)

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Tfw you’re trying to parent your emotionally emancipated(?) child but your friend/coworker is a massive pushover

[hijinxinprogress]

The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

[beanzbeanz001]

Moikal

[frnkiebby]

another instance in which i’m pretty sure that’s not what you should do with a guitar~🎃

[magnusthepuppet]

hm. interesting (i’m going insane)

gif by @figmentof

[chrollohearttags]

for y’all to hate aot and its writers so much, y’all sure be on our dicks an awful lot lmao

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

[ittybittyluci]

Lucifer started using ‘duck’ as a substitute for fuck because he thought it was funny, then eventually started saying it unironically, then ended up completely forgetting how to use the actual work. He was trying so hard in the finale not to say ‘duck’ that he forgot the up. It’s canon, Jeremy Jordan said so, he told me himself we had a conversation. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

[chvoswxtch]

every time I rewatch season three of daredevil i’m reminded what a bitchy little gremlin matty is

and why I relate to him so hard

[lyn-ne]

ah fuck I haven’t posted anything for Akitos birthday um here

*runs away*

[idkaguyorsomething]

learn your fucking history

(IMAGE ID: A man sitting in a pew in a church labeled “Modern Who is too political”. Behind him is a person with a gun labeled “Vengeance on Varos’ election subplot”. Behind them is another person with a gun labeled “Genesis of the Daleks’ fascism allegory”. From a hidden corner is a sniper pointing a gun at that person, labeled “Barbara saying trans rights in The Aztecs”.)

[dicktat]

Babies <3

[bl4ckth0rn3]

Right now I’m sitting in bed CRYING LIKE A DAMN BABY because I started thinking about Aziraphale and it made me feel feelings

I’m having too many emotions and I DO NOT KNOW WHY I AM LIKE THIS