#I'm a morosexual and proud

[neiveel3llson]

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes

Diavolo trying to convince MC to continue being the babysitter:

NB Diavolo: "What are you talking about MC? You love it here!"

NB MC: "I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome."

Solomon being an old ass man:

NB Solomon: "The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have."

Satan for no reason at all:

NB Mammon: "Do I sound smart, or am I smart? "

NB Satan: "You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest."

Leviathan being depressed:

NB Lucifer: "How are you today?"

NB Leviathan: "Please don’t make me think about my life."

Beelzebub being.. Beelzebub:

NB Beelzebub: "My stomach growled super loud in French."

NB Beelzebub: "I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class."

NB Leviathan: "Bonjour."

NB MC: "Le growl."

NB Mammon: "Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette."

NB MC now that they're a demon:

NB MC: "I am literally evil incarnate."

NB MC: "I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil."

NB MC: "Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort."

Solomon can't cook:

NB Solomon: "I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulhousemate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning."

NB MC: "This is a lie."

NB MC: "I'm literally living with him. This is a lie."

NB MC: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS."

MC just wants to go home:

NB Solomon: "I think I'm falling for you."

NB MC: "Then get up."

Levi is sick of Satan:

NB Leviathan: "Satan is okay."

NB Beelzebub: "He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!"

NB Leviathan: "Beel, Satan threatened me. He threatens Lucifer every day. He probably threatened Diavolo before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair."

Levi self-deprocating:

NB MC: "I'm going the fight the next person who insults Levi."

NB Leviathan: "I hate myself."

NB MC: "Alright, square up."

When MC first came:

NB MC, referring to NB Mammon and NB Diavolo: "Those guys are dorks."

NB Lucifer: "Yes, but they’re my dorks."

Belphegor annoying Lucifer on purpose:

NB Belphegor: "Lucifer, we have a visitor."

NB Lucifer: "Don't tell me it's our babysitter.."

NB Belphegor: "It's MC."

Lucifer being sick of Mammon's shit:

Lucifer: "The greatest trick the diavolo's father ever pulled was changing his name to Mammon."

Mammon bc he's my fav pookie:

Mammon: "So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?"

MC: "Depends. Is your bed comfortable?"

Mammon: "Yes."

MC: "I'd sleep."

Thirteen is going insane:

Thirteen: "Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time."

Diavolo is far too concerned:

*after discussing a plan*

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any questions?"

Diavolo: "Is this legal?"

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any relevant questions?"

Satan loves to boast:

Satan: "I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight."

MC: "What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?"

Satan, already taking off his clothes: "God, MC, you’re so fucking stupid."

It probably wouldn't work anyways:

MC: "Here’s the cold medicine you asked for." *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Thirteen: "...Thanks."

Levi and Garfield:

Leviathan: "I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer room in the basement of HOL with Cerberus."

Math doesn't work:

MC: "Which is correct, seven and five is thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen?"

Thirteen: "Niether."

Thirteen: "Because it's twelve."

Venomous or poisonous?:

Lucifer: "If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous."

Mammon: "What if it bites me and it dies?!"

Lucifer: "Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen."

Diavolo: "What if it bites itself and I die?"

Lucifer: "That's voodoo."

MC: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Lucifer: "That's correlation, not causation."

Asmodeus: "What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Solomon: "That's kinky."

Barbatos: "Oh my goodness."

:P done

[brenshor]

Wednesday: I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Yesterday Enid asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was, now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Enid: Hey Willa? What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Wednesday: *already taking off her clothes* Enid you're so fucking stupid.

[lavenderprose]

Izzy: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. One time Stede asked which way the North Star points and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Stede: Izzy, which one is the topsail and which one is the taffsail?

Izzy, already removing his cravat: Stede you're so fucking stupid

[kaycode1999]

Y/N: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Wukong asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Wukong: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Wukong you're so fucking stupid

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Some even more descendants 4 Glassheart/CharmingHeart incorrect quotes.

(with other ships)

Red: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Italian word for "Pizza" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Chloe: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Red, already taking off their clothes: God, Chloe, you’re so fucking stupid.

(Chloe stawph. You don't need to act dumb to get the girl...but it's Red.. so I understand UvU)

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Red: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Chloe: WHY?!

Red: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

(Feels like this could be added to their little "And how'd that work out for her" fight)

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Chloe: You know you can die from that, right?

Ella: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Red: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Bridget: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

(Chloe, get them some therapy please. They won't do that themselves)

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Chloe: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Red: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Chloe: They're not.

Red: Haha, very funny.

Chloe: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Red: No... what happened?

Chloe: ...Why would you fall for this again-

(Ofc they knew each other as kids. Bridget and Ella stayed besties (with unrequited feelings) and had playdates. Slay Chloe. Red thought that was an Auradon thing so she believed it)

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Evie: Can I get a waffle?

Mal and Uma: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Evie: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

(Normal behavior at the breakfast table)

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Evie: I like your top, Chloe!

Red: I have a name, you know.

Chloe: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

(Evie and Chloe finally meet! And Red had to "ruin" it)

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Mal, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Evie: *half asleep* Mal, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

(Mal. You have your own bed right there. You're in your dorm room. But honestly same)

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Evie: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

(Speak your truth Evie!)

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Red: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Chloe: Those are wanted posters!

(Another AU where Chloe ends up in wonderland and Red is a rebel, a menace and a one girl riot.)

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Chloe: I’m not stupid, you know.

Red: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

(i feel like they actually said that in the movie. Very canon)

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Chloe: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Red: You always act stupid.

Red:

Red: Wait...

(I think I may have already done this quote but it seemed fitting with the other quotes)

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Red: You’re an idiot.

Chloe: That’s the charm.

(now she has accepted that she can't think straight around Red)

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Hope you liked it.

Got some more on the way

Byeee

[mamirhodessxox]

Carlos: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Carlos: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Y/N: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Leon : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Y/N: Th-that's not how that works-

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Leon: I love you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What was that?

Leon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Carlos: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Jill: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Leon: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Y/n: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Leon: Please, just say fuck.

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Chris: Where are your parents?

Leon: What are parents?

Chris: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Y/n: We need to open this locked door. Leon, give me your credit card.

Leon: Here.

Y/n, pocketing it: Thanks. Carlos, break down the door.

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Y/N: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.

Leon: That's because she's a prostitute.

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Leon: What’s sexting?

Y/N: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Y/N: Know why I called you in here?

Leon: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Y/N: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Leon: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Y/N: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Leon: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Leon, already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.

[gamelpar]

cody: i'm proud to identify as morosexual. i'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. my jedi general once dropped his saber right after having explicitly stated the importance of never losing it and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[later]

obi wan: don't worry, dear, sith lords are our specialty

cody, already taking off his armor: sir you’re so fucking stupid

[car1y-quinn]

Wednesday : I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Enid: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Wednesday, already taking off their clothes: God, Enid, you're so fucking stupid.

[dumblador]

Thiam and incorrect quotes generator

Theo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Liam: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Theo: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Liam: Is it working?

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Theo: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Liam: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Theo, already taking off their clothes: God, Liam, you’re so fucking stupid.

(this is literally canon help😭)

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Theo: I think we should kiss.

Liam: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

(i take it back. THIS is canon. literally them in season 6)

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Liam: Are you trying to seduce me?

Theo: Why, are you seducible?

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Liam: You have to apologize to them Theo.

Theo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Theo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Liam: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Theo: ...

Theo: You mean ring bearER, right?

Liam: ...

Theo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Liam: I have feelings for you.

Theo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Theo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Liam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Theo: You look good in that hoodie.

Liam: You know where else I'd look good?

Theo, zero hesitation: My bed.

Liam, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Theo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Liam: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Im dying right now. why is this so fucking accurate

[nobody-nexus]

More TADC Incorrect Quotes

(Warning some may be nsfw) Contains Ragapom as well because why not

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Jax, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go Pomni: But how- Jax, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”

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Pomni: That was so hot, Ragatha Ragatha: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Pomni: I'm so in love with you.

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Ragatha: Hey, Zooble, where are you going? Zooble: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell Zooble: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s

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Jax: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Kinger: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Jax, now interested: Lets say imaginary Kinger: Spiders wearing flip flops

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Pomni: I would do anything for money. later Pomni, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Zooble: I just watched Pomni jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Jax was screaming for help, which caused Ragatha to run in to help Pomni. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes

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Bubble: Bye Caine! Bye Pomni! Bye Gangle! Bye Jax! Bye Caine! Kinger: You said ‘bye Caine’ twice- Bubble: I like Caine.

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Caine: Okay happy circus members! If you were a fruit, what would you be and why? Zooble: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Caine: ... Zooble: ... Caine: OKAY HAPPY CIRCUS MEMBERS-

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Pomni: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake Zooble: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Ragatha Pomni, pointing their hot glue gun towards Zooble: You’re on thin f#&king ice.

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Jax: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited Pomni: "If"? Zooble: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to, and he might not even die

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Caine: Jax, my old friend! Jax: I think you tried to kill me at some point Caine: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you

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Gangle: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person? Kinger: Half-full, definitely! Kinger: Half-full and constantly rising. Kinger: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

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Ragatha: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumba$$es and dumba$$es exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Pomni: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Ragatha, already taking off her clothes: God, Pomni, you’re so f#%king stupid.

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Ragatha: Truth or dare? Zooble: Truth Ragatha: How many hours have you slept this week? Zooble: Zooble: Dare Ragatha: Go to sleep. Zooble: I don't like this game.

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Jax, texting Zooble: Any plans for tonight? Zooble: No Jax: Loser

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Caine: You three, explain right now! Pomni: It was Jax Ragatha: It was Jax Zooble: It was Jax Jax: Jax: …fuck.

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Caine, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Bubble: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Bubble: Bubble: It's perfume :D

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Ragatha: Kinger… Kinger: Oh no, 'Kinger' in B flat Kinger: You're disappointed

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Pomni stumbles into the hall of dorms, absolutely drunk, takes off her hat, and stands in Ragatha’s bedroom. Ragatha: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Pomni: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Pomni: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Ragatha: …

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Caine: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier Caine: Violently practices Kinger: Violently studies Ragatha: Violently sleeps Gangle: Violently shoots pictures Zooble: Violently boxes Pomni: Violently murders people. Ragatha: Violently worries about the previous statement

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Jax, knocking on the door: Gangle, open up! Gangle: It all started when I was a kid. Jax: Wha- OPEN THE F#%KING DOOR

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Jax: You need to be more careful, dollface Ragatha, who was dragged into Jax's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Thump noise Pomni, from the other room: What happened?! Jax: Gangle’s shirt fell Pomni: Why was it loud? Jax: It had them inside

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Kinger: Hi, who's this? Jax changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures Gangle: What's mine? Kinger: Dwarf Gangle: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Kinger: Oh, hey Gangle Gangle: F#%K!

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Zooble: If we’re in trouble, just throw Ragatha at the problem, and hope for the best

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*Gangle teaching Zooble to drive and taking Jax along for the ride* Gangle: That's a pothole. To the left! Zooble: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Jax, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Zooble: I don't think that's how the song goes. Gangle, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Zooble: Country Roads. Jax: To the place. Zooble and Jax in unison: I Belong! Gangle, crying harder: What the f#%k?

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Jax: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are Ragatha: Yourself! Jax: No. Jax: Me

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Jax: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Pomni: Good night Ragatha: Sleep tight! Caine: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself! Jax: Great, now Ragatha's crying

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Gangle: Tomorrow's garbage day Jax: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you

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Pomni: My mom is calling… hi mom! Ragatha: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. Jax: loud fake sexual noises Caine: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Zooble: is asleep Kinger: gets really close to the phone Tell her I said hi.

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Jax: What did Ragatha do this time? Zooble: More like WHO did Ragatha do this time?

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Ragatha: Dom or sub? Pomni: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

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Zooble: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Ragatha? Ragatha: Jax, easily. Jax, laughing: What the f#%k, girl Ragatha: Well, Pomni would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Pomni, now standing in the doorway: What the f#$k, Ragatha!?

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Pomni: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines! Caine: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb! During the play Gangle: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts? Pomni: W-what’re donuts?

[pixelstarr]

aphelios: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Sett asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

aphelios: this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther / me, already taking off my clothes: sett you're so fucking stupid

[brenshor]

Jade: I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Yesterday Kit asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was, now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Kit: Hey Jade! What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Jade: *already taking off her clothes* Kit you're so fucking stupid.

[solmarillion]

lúthien: i'm proud to identify as morosexual. i'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. beren once asked me what the sindarin word for lembas was and now i dream of kissing him under the starlight

beren: what kind of animal is the wolfhound of valinor

lúthien, already taking off her clothes: beren you're so fucking stupid

[cats-and-confusion]

@cryptidwithaninternetconnection reminded me of incorrect quotes generators, so, spicynoodles, a list.

Red Son: Are you trying to seduce me?

MK: Why, are you seducible?

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MK: Everything’s fine, Red Son.

Red Son: MK, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

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MK: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Red Son: Fake?

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MK: Do you want some tea?

Red Son: What are the options?

MK: Yes or no.

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MK: *Hugs Red Son from behind*

MK: *Tucks Red Son's hair behind their ear*

MK, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Red Son: I have feelings for you.

MK: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Red Son: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

MK: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Red Son: ...

Red Son: You mean ring bearER, right?

MK: ...

Red Son: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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MK: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Red Son: You looked in a mirror?

MK: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Red Son: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

MK: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Red Son: But you’re always acting stupid?

MK: ...

MK: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Red Son: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

MK: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Red Son, already taking off their clothes: God, MK, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Red Son: Wow, they really hate us.

MK: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Red Son: But we’re not gay, MK.

MK:

Red Son:

MK: We’re not?

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MK: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Red Son: AS ENEMIES?!

MK:

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MK: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Red Son!

*Neither of them die*

Red Son: …

MK: …

Red Son: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

MK: No thank you.

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Red Son: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

MK: For the monkeys.

Red Son: Why are you making pancakes for the monkeys?

MK: They don't know how.

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Red Son: Did it hurt when you fell-

MK: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Red Son: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

MK: ...

Red Son: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Red Son: I'm tired.

MK: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Red Son: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Site used was https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Uma: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Harry once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

[later]

Gil: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Uma, already taking off her clothes: Gil, you're so fucking stupid-

[comingupforblair]

Tara: I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Yesterday, Amber asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was, now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Amber: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Tara: *Already taking off her clothes* Amber, you're so fucking stupid.