#Inaccurate Quote

[concept-sketch]

Moxxie, to Millie: So... How's the most beautiful demon in hell doing today?

Millie, giggling: I don't know, how are yo-

Blitz, shouting from the other room: I'm doing great!! Thanks!

[toaarcan]

Nicole: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Sonic: What if it bites me and it dies?

Nicole: That means you're poisonous. Damnit Sonic, keep up.

Antoine: What if it bites itself and I die?

Amy: That's voodoo.

Bunnie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Rotor: That's correlation, not causation.

Tails: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Fiona: That's kinky.

Sally: Oh my god.

[self-made-purgatories]

I mean that's basically the plot of Shore Leave, right?

[bruciemilf]

Dick: Why did you just venmo Jason 3k?

Bruce: Payment

Dick: For?

Bruce: ‘Nice to dad’ bill

Dick:

Bruce: I pay him 3 thousand dollars and he’s nice to me for 30 minutes every month.

Dick: Why am I doing it for free?

Bruce: Because you have a kind heart. Also, Jason took business as his second major, and you didn’t. So.

[1941-crowley-slut]

...

[stargazingtranquility]

Sirius: just because men CANT get pregnant, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try your absolute hardest to make it happen. Do better.

Remus:

James:

Regulus: wait he’s onto something.

[rosszulorzott]

- I have some orange juice - I'm so happy for you

I have a penis

I have a knife

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Wacklins x Internet (a NHL x Internet Special Edition)

[cb-writes-stuff]

Myeh. Throws a handful of Kingdom Hearts × ISAT edits at you.

More a poiler-y ones below the cut :3

I’d wanted to have more made for this before I posted it, but I’m happy with these.

I also love the implication that Siffrin is the same height as Mickey Mouse.

[scottishmushroom]

inaccurate good omens part 12

inaccurate good omens master post

[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

[concept-sketch]

Striker: Watch yer back, Blitzo! Next time we meet I'll kill you! We’re enemies!

Blitzo, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[toaarcan]

Eggman: This is the end of the line, rodent!

Sonic: Eulipotyphla.

Eggman: What?

Sonic: Hedgehogs aren't under the order Rodentia. They're part of Eulipotyphla, with moles and shrews.

Eggman: I-

Sonic: Guess we can confirm you're not a doctor of zoology.

[self-made-purgatories]

angsty tortured spocko my beloved (as told by textposts)

[artpepkin]

Silly inaccurate quotes doodle time <3

Nym belongs to me 🧡

[skyfallscotland]

Xaden: oh no, Mira’s upsetting Violet, what do I do? Should I…? I should take a step back, it’s not my place to interfere in a sibling relationship, right?

Xaden, five seconds later: nevermind she’s upsetting my girl, I’ll just kill her

Xaden, five seconds after that: wait, that would upset my girl, I can’t do that, damn it! *kicks rocks*