#Infinite monkey theorem

[wronghands1]

[jan-silan]

one of my favourite wikipedia image captions

[bigfan1811]

the infinite monkey writing firm is actually right next to the library of babel

[shakespearenews]

Mathematicians Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta from the University of Technology Sydney said it would actually take way longer than the entire lifespan of our universe for a single typing monkey to randomly produce the complete works of Shakespeare.

[heavilycaffeinatedmuffin]

my blog is actually just a chimp on a typewriter in a space where time is infinite. sorry for misleading you all

[alicesoinions]

[chronicsheepdeprivation]

If you put some autistics in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time they could theoretically keysmash the entirety of William Shakespeare's library.

[artbleed]

You can make anything by writing.

- C. S. Lewis

[obitekolanko]

Infinite monkey theorem

Almost surely CATS, hitting keys at random for an infinite amount of time, will type the complete works of William Shakespeare sooner than monkeys. Because cats have already started…

[amminadabz]

If you had infinite monkeys at infinite computers for infinite time, eventually one of them would draw a photorealistic penis in MS Paint

[cornflake413]

If you have an infinity of monkeys on typewriters, one of them would write out a shakespeare play, sure, but one of them would also write out the events of your life perfectly, word for word, capturing every emotion in detail.

If you had the option to visit that monkey in the typing monkey room, what would you do? Would you just watch it? Would you try to stop it? Would you fistfight the monkey??

Like, would you walk in there with a bucket of white-out fluid or a fresh banana? Would you change your story forcefully or accept your fate as dictated by some hypothetical creature?

[um. tag yourself :3 with what you would do. and also what kind of monkey you have.]

[recursive360]

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[grayrazor]

AI fiction proponents are like “if infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters could make Shakespeare, then they could make something better than Shakespeare. Think about that.”

[gunsandproses]

Infinite monkeys

bashing infinite type writers

creating Shakespeare

is better known as

ENTROPY

[stable-confusion]

Army of the Infinite Monkeys

Stable Diffusion's A.I. art reminded me of that quote about monkeys typing at random for eternity and creating Shakespeare. I was inspired. But it took me way too long to make these.

[dougielombax]

Hamlet as written by MONKEYS!