#IronMan

[minimarvelh]

Tony: I hate bugs.

Peter, tears in his eyes: w-what?

Tony: I said I hate- hey, kid, are you okay?

Peter, crying and packing his clothes: no one loves me..I am so alone..

Tony: wait Peter, I didn’t mean..

Peter: my own dad HATES me

(inspired by reply under my post by @bellathered)

[221bstrange]

Peter: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that.

Tony: Wh-You've been to jail?!

Peter: Once. In monopoly...

[aintinacage]

endless peter parker - part 20

[tonysfarts]

sometimes babygirl is a grown ass man

[animentality]

[frenchublog]

earth- 199 99?

[yatta184]

Stony bedtime

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[teckmonky]

[minimarvelh]

Peter: and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘dad, oh I meant mr.dad, shit, Tony Dadrk. Fuck, I meant mr. Tony dad Stark’

[latelierderiot]

So happy to be able to share this!! my contribution to @iamironmanzine 🫶

this silly blorbo has given me so much joy over the years 🥹 thank you for having me♥

[irondad3000]

*The Avengers sitting around the living room*

Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.

Peter: oh i'll go first!

Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ....

Tony: a building wHAT

[superherocaps]

[frenchublog]

🌈…!

[yatta184]

stony

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better