Damian, age 8: I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
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The fact that the whole "trust in god, he'll give you shoes" speech from the gang exploits a miracle was improvised is honestly impressive because how on earth did rob manage to keep a straight face, good lord.
And of course charlie is a genius but we already knew that
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lately i've been thinking "what if there was a show called hate on the spectrum and it's just about a bunch of autistic people who hate each other" and then i remembered it's always sunny in philadelphia exists
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the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie
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I COMMISSIONED @tokimekiwaku TO DRAW ME DEETRESS AND I'M SOOOOOOOO IN LOVE OH MY GODDDD THEYRE THE BEST!!!! 🥹😭😍😫
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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
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I'm pretty sure this would be Godzilla's reaction if he saw Baby Kong.
Also, I really gotta get used to his new design....
If you know the reference, you have my utmost respect
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