#batman characters

[shyjusticewarrior]

[robinsleeping]

HES JUST A BABY!!!!!

[laxi0v0]

This meeting is long overdue

[sheegons]

"Ohhh damians gotta be pissed cause helena is here and now he's not the only blood relative"

REJECT CHILDISH "BLOOD SON" OBSESSED DAMIAN AGENDA

ACCEPT THE WAY MORE INTERESTING CANON

[ryemiffie]

Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

[zoraedits]

Bruce Wayne

By @zoraedits

⟨don't remove watermark & repost elsewhere⟩

[theartistonthemoon]

Stephanie brown w/bisexual lighting>>>

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Vigilante design outline here & here

[chasing-the-storm]

This incredible handsome man and also with a puppy in his arms...

Sorry, but I don’t remember how to breathe?

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

"Dick? You're back."

It shouldn't have hurt the surprise with which Bruce said it, as if he hadn't expected to see Dick at home at all. Dick pursed his lips, swallowing the bitterness, "Looks like you had fun while I was in New York. Who broke your leg? Bane?"

Bruce did something he hadn't seen him do since he was dating Talia: he blushed in embarrassment and looked away.

"It wasn't Bane."

"Then who…"

There was an explosion, and the sound of breaking dishes. Dick became alarmed, fearing an attack or attempted kidnapping. The noises came from the kitchen, where Alfred was standing.

He rushed over, pulling out his escrima sticks, ignoring Bruce yelling at him, "Wait!  Dick!"

Hell, he didn't take orders from Bruce. Not anymore. When he got to the kitchen, what he found was… well… there were shards of glass and ceramic on the floor, and burn marks on the table, but there weren't any killer ninjas like he'd thought.

Instead there was Alfred, picking up the pieces with a broom, and two children, perhaps eight, maximum ten years old.

One was holding the other's hand, saying, "Hey, it's okay. I'm nervous in the mornings without coffee, too."

"What the hell..."

He found six pairs of eyes on him. The younger one beamed, "You're Dick Grayson!"

"Welcome back, Master Richard. If you had warned me of your arrival, I would have prepared something."

Dick was too shocked to speak. There was a boy who looked at him with pure adoration, another who looked ready to kill him if he made the wrong move, and Alfred who just seemed done with life.

Read more Surprise children

[pendragonsclotpole]

succession but bruce wayne is 45 and tired of having to attend pointless board meetings when he’d much rather be plotting how to get rid of all the stupid money he has (he’s tried everything, invested all of his funds into gotham, secretly funded the justice league and hid it from his tax returns in hopes that the irs would bust him. spoiler: they don’t, they consider his anonymous donations to be charity AND WRITE HIM TAX BREAKS. he’s even given everyone at WE a living wage, offered free daycare, amazing healthcare, in hopes of making running WE so expensive it drives down profits, but all it does it ramp of productivity and stock prices. he’s in too deep. let one of his children handle it pls).

candidate #1: dick grayson-wayne, bruce wayne’s eldest boy, former cop, circus acrobat, college dropout and style icon (TM). he immediately takes himself out of the running when a pap keeps calling him “richard” and he shouts back “dick.” that’s his name, but no one cares. also his pics from his mullet era resurface. the world is never the same again and the board summarily agrees he’s too divisive.

candidate #2: jason todd-wayne. initially the main contender when alleged footage of him breaking into a very important wayne warehouse leaks. he’s shouting “reclaim the means of production.” wayne enterprise stock falls but the internet is in favor. he’s unfortunately taken out of the running as all legal records indicate—he’s dead? but there’s cute footage of a 13 year old jason todd ardently defending the historical accuracy and superb writing of jane austen’s pride and prejudice. he loudly proclaims he’ll marry mr. darcy at the end. his candidacy remains very popular and the internet starts publishing memes about converting to satanism and practicing necromancy to revive jason todd-wayne.

candidate #3: tim drake. a popular front runner for the old guard of gotham as tim’s also the heir of the drake fortune. unfortunately, he runs away screaming every time someone comes up to him asking about the possibility of taking over WE full time. a major scandal breaks out when he’s caught buying something in a shady alleyway, and people are convinced he’s another partying rich boy. until the full footage leaks and it’s revealed he was buying coffee beans from a barista in the alleyway behind a newly opened coffee shop. multiple coffee shops then make posts online that yes, bruce wayne has called each of them and offered them copious sums of money to NOT serve tim drake or anyone representing tim drake caffeinated drinks after 5pm and before 5pm. many of the videos feature framed photographs of fake wanted posters featuring a very tired looking tim. tim, on a caffeine withdrawal posts a tiktok ranting about the injustice of tyrannical parents think this energy:

and the hashtag save tim wayne trends.

candidate #4: damian wayne. except as a twelve year old he’s not really in the running, except he’s the only wayne by blood so some members of the board are gunning for him. one of them kidnaps him, huge mistake, and footage leaks of him chasing his kidnappers with a katana? appears. he’s officially out of the running but it also fuels calls for bruce to be liberated so he can actually parent his children. joke’s on them, damian’s damianess is 99% thanks to richard grayson.

candidate #5: cassandra cain-wayne. she takes herself out of the running but she’s a dark horse because everyone loves her youtube channel Cass Cayne and her business decisions for brand deals are top tier. bruce makes background appearances and the internet learns cass is def the favorite.

candidate #6: stephanie brown. she’s not a wayne? people think? are 99% sure? but like she’s always there? she dated tim drake? maybe? she calls bruce dad!

[custommadeazula]

recently got into the Batman comics bc I saw a tiktok edit but I’ve literally missed out on so much comic stuff that I only know a lot about Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, and Damian Wayne. Well, Gotham War happened and I thought ‘I’ll just read it and catch up at the same time’

Terrible idea

I could NOT relate to the people who were debating about it whether or not ‘x would do this’ or ‘this would never really happen’

Anyways if anybody can tell me something quick/light I can read that’s easily accessible online to understand Steph, Tim, Cass, Duke, and the whole Batfam better let me know bc I am desperate lol

[shyjusticewarrior]

Damian: I'm heading to the store, do you want anything?

Maya: My dad back.

Damian: Okay so I have twelve dollars.

[laxi0v0]

Your Eddie is so beautiful it hurts to look at him.

[wildtreevampire]

no but actually I would perish for her

[bargainbintonystark]

This exchange then we cut to her brother trashing his hotel room LIKE A ROCK STAR because he’s pissed off at seeing her on TV is so chefs kiss.

I LOVE THIS PODCAST

[wednesday-if-it-was-tuesday]

Are we gonna talk about this…