#Kings to You

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Technoblade stared down at Tommy, his red eyes nearly glowing in the darkness. “I don’t think you’ve understood me, Theseus. You don't get to leave. You are mine.” Tommy knew Techno enough now that he was beyond stubborn. No matter how much Tommy would scream his protests until he was blue in the face, Techno would never listen. Well, guess what! Tommy was about to reverse uno card this bitch. Tommy reached up, grabbing Techno’s shirt and pulling him closer. Lightning flashed. He bared his teeth hissing out, “if I’m yours, you son of a bitch, then you’re fucking mine too!” The thunder boomed, as if to seal the deal. .. In which the world class master thief Tommy Innit is given the ultimate challenge: steal a Technoblade. It goes as bad as you’d think it would.

Author: @f1ustered

Note from submitter: All Relationships are Platonic in the fic. Mind the tags because it has some dark aspects.

[funnyao3]

“If I am a prince. And Techno is my brother. What does that make Techno?”

Techno pulled his hand away, his nose wrinkling in disgust as a glob of saliva dripped from it. “A bitch!” Tommy replied without hesitation.

[the-mad-martian-on-mars]

KINGS TO YOU UPDATED!!!!!

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[beaft]

google help me

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

[lauriemarch]

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[funnyao3]

“So.” Tommy casually said, like a normal person, “how are you?”

“What do you want?” Techno responded.

Tommy spluttered, “me? Want something? Technoblade, I would never.” He grabbed the bowl and shoved a spoonful of beans into his mouth. He sucked in a breath because, ow ow ow it was too hot.  

Techno only gave that ‘I don’t believe you’ hum. “I am doing fine. And you, Theseus?”

Tommy’s eyes watered as he cupped a hand around his mouth. Breathing around the hot food in his mouth. “Super cool.” He gulped, “totally amazing.”

“Looks like you’re having a moment there.”

“Shut up.” Tommy croaked, finally swallowing the hot food.

[time-woods]

ice king pipeline ig

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.