#Let your dad die energy drink

[saltair-and-palemoonlight]

Will I always be alone in this house? Reading books that are too hard for me in the long fatherless hours?

let your dad die energy drink - daniel lavery and cecilia corrigan/bob’s burgers, 2011/family line - conan gray/@parentless-suggestions/promises of gold - jose olivarez/unknown/dna - lia marie johnson/i am angry because of my father - halsey/part of me never left that house - mada hayyas/unknown/father - demi lovato/franz kafta/unknown/primer - aaron smith/family line - conan gray/untitled - frank wright

***sorry for all of the unknowns on this one. I really do try to find the sources for everything but I kept coming up empty w these. If you know the sources pls comment/send me an ask or dm and lmk!!

[pablohunie1993]

[kittykatninja321]

Introducing: BRAND NEW ⚡️Electric Blue Raspberry*⚡️ flavor of Let Your Dad Die Energy Drink in collaboration with Nightwing ⚡️

*available in a few select Bludhaven and Gotham 7/11 locations

[altschmerzes]

“how are you handling the couple hours after you learnt your father, a violent predator, had a huge stroke, gav?” “glad you asked, i just had a fit of hysterical laughter when i realized i had that one daniel lavery poem rattling around in my brain for the last thirty minutes or so”

[oscarpiastriwdc]

[simonstamenovic]

jespar

[causeimjustateenagedirtbagbaby]

https://www.thechatner.com/p/from-the-makers-of-two-mom-energy

[cowboyx2]

- on family and what has always been, rotten or not

*all photos from pinterest

“the hairpin turn” by @quynhorlose | war of the foxes by richard siken | antigone | poem for my sister by @cowboyx2 (me) | let your dad die energy drink by cecilia corri | notes on greif by chimamanda ngozi adichie | unknown | tinkers by paul harding | unpublished piece by @cowboyx2 (me) | costar

[swedishboyfriend]

father, the front bottoms // killing eve 3.05 //  let your dad die energy drink, cecilia corri // succession 4.03 // townie, mitski // i wanted to be there when my father died, sharon olds // killing eve 3.06 // the five people you meet in heaven, mitch albom // someday i’ll love, ocean vuong

[ladylooch]

I die anytime I read protective/possessive 🤤🤤 what about all the times barzal was protective of reader 🥺

A/N: Okay!I love these! But I've never been asked for something like this. So, thank you!

All the times Mat Barzal was protective of you:

The time, before you weren't even dating, where your brother was threatening to punch you for taking his car without asking. Mat thought he was serious and stepped between you two. Mat told your brother “You’ll hit the ground before you’re even done swinging.”

The time, when you came to visit Mat in New York, and got a little lost trying to come back with coffee. You called Mat, borderline hyperventilating, he came sprinting down the street, hugging you so hard you spilt the coffee. “I’m sorry.” He mumbled. “Let’s go get breakfast instead.”

Mat has been known to tell people to stop looking at you when you’re out at the bar. You’re trying to be casual with the Isles group and Mat’s like a rabid dog at all the bros who think they’re gonna come buy you a drink. One of them gets testy, saying Mat’s too pretty to be intimidating. “How about you fuck around and find out, bud?” Mat says, attempting to stand from his stool. You sit down hard on his lap, telling him if he’s good, he can fuck your mouth later.

One night, you had awful stomach pain and couldn’t stop throwing up. Mat got worried and called the team doctor. They came over, checked you out, and insisted you needed to go to the ER immediately. Turns out, appendicitis is as painful as they say. Mat stayed behind and met the team late just to stay with you through the whole procedure, only leaving when your mom pushed him out of the apartment. “But… she needs me!” He insisted to her. “Mat! Your team does!” You yell to him as your mom shuts the door in his face.

One night, Mat gets a little rough while fucking you, which you love, but then he spends the next few days constantly asking if you’re okay. He comes home with flowers and cupcakes and your favorite energy drinks. He dots on you all over the apartment, hands roaming along your hips, ass, breasts, and cheeks constantly needing reassurance from you that you’re okay. “Baby.” You whine when he tries to follow you into the bathroom. “This is too much!” “I was so rough.” “Yeah, and I’ve never come that hard.” You look pointedly at him. He pauses, considering. “Come out of that bathroom naked. Let’s try it again.”

But none of these compares to what happens when you get pregnant unexpectedly.

Mat is everything you need in a partner. Baby books, done. Every appointment, there. Ultrasound pics in his locker, absolutely. Smothering your baby bump with smooches, where else would his lips go??

But when it comes time for you to give birth, he is wheezing with panic as you’re pushing. He’s muttering under his breath prayers to every God he can think of. You purse your lips as the next contraction bares down on you, squeezing Mat’s hand in both pain and reassurance. “Please be okay.” He begs when the baby is placed on your chest. Your daughter wails back at him and Mat loses it, tears falling onto his face as he passionately kisses you.

Yes, he is the dad that drives literally ten miles an hour down the street the whole way home from the hospital. “Honk all you want, douche bag. I’m not going above 11!” Mat grumbles as you hide your embarrassed cheeks with your hands in the back seat.

When you see him in the nursery, holding her close, placing soft kisses on her dainty nose, you’re thankful there is someone to share Mat’s protective attention with. Maybe you’ll get to leave the house without your faithful protector trailing after you.

Spoiler: you don’t. And that’s perfectly fine because you know with Mat, you’ll always be safe.

[bring-it-on-perra]

An oath sworn in candlelight

Tumblr post by @/ryebreadgf // comic panel I'm too tired to look up // if anyone's got this one's source I'd be very happy // Andrew Kane "How to be a dog" // The new teen titans #55 // Phoebe Bridger "Motion Sickness" // all I can find are twitter posts of this one // Mitski "Francis forever" // look I know I've said this a lot but idk where this one is from either // Daniel Lavery "LET YOUR DAD DIE ENERGY DRINK" // Tales of the New Teen Titans #50 // Evanescence "Missing"

[aqours]

do you think ashley and andrew would have kids

(pre-emptive mentions for abortion and child abuse)

i've talked about this extensively with a friend and i'm very excited i can share this now actually!!! please let me answer this with basically a mini fanfic summary

two actually. it's incredibly fucked up lmao. ashley gets pregnant and her response is IMMEDIATLY oh yeah no fuck that i'm getting an abortion but because of all the demonic satanic shit that fetus has literally been influenced by otherworldly energy and it just doesn't take. like literally not. ashley goes to get an abortion and by the end the abortionist is dead, starts heavily drinking, at one point she just pays a guy to punch her as hard as he can in the stomach a few times but it doesn't work so anyways that's how their first kid is born! ashley fucking hates them and makes that clear every day of that probably future anti-christ's life. she pushes him down the stairs at one point and he's just in the couch unharmed afterwards, abandons him in the middle of nowhere on the interstate and when she gets home there he is watching tv. she just groans and just accepts this is life now and any attempt to get rid of this kid is gonna be thwarted by demonic looney toons bullshit.

she hates the fact this kid gets in the way of her time with her brother SO MUCH its unreal and probably tried using him as a tar soul for a demon offering once but it didn't work since he's also partially demon (she had a backup guy just in case though). at one point though he asks "hey can you make me a little brother or sister" and her response is "i fucking hate having you why the FUCK would i have a second one" to which he's like "if i have someone to play with i'll stop bothering you as much-" and that's when ashley stops taking birth control without telling andrew

she actually treats her daughter MUCH better because not only did she plan this one but she tries to spoil her to one-up mommy too. she tries to spoil her daughter just so she can one-up her mom's memory of being a shitty parent to her by heavily favoring her second-born instead. like if the first kid asked if she could drive them to the candy store her response would be "fuck off and die." her daughter does though? well she doesn't drive her but she does go "awww sorry kid, gonna go on a date with your dad soon- but here's an extra $20 if you wanna go walk, get yourself something nice ok?" her daughter is three things: yet another way to tether andy, a way to make her first kid shut up, and perhaps most importantly to her a way to one-up her mom's spirit in hell

andrew DOES try to be a good dad especially in the routes where he's more assertive but he still sucks shit lmao. it's pretty obvious he's also not equipped for this emotionally or mentally and his co-dependence with his sister takes priority over all. they both THINK they're better parents than mr. and mrs. graves but the apple failed to fall far from the tree it's just another awful generation of this family who themselves will probably just continue to perpetuate poison forever

tl;dr: yes they do and its awful. poison simply produces more poison in the end

[mintacle]

Dick & Bruce; Love is just silent begging

Cat Stevens/ Evanescence/ Blythe Bard/ Let Your Dad Die Energy Drink/ Eminem/ Bruce Springsteen/ Franz Kafka

[strangerthingsn]

My evil dad

Summary: You’re Eddies pregnant girlfriend during season 4 of stranger things. Eddie is not gonna die at the end tho!

a/n: I just came up with this idea a week ago so now I started writing it! (If you find any type faults or anything else please mention!)

warning:kissing, make out, sex , pinv , 18+, she/her reader, dad!eddie, if I missed something please let me know!

Chapter three ~ the monster and the superhero

You slowly started waking up. It was 11:03, pretty late. You was wondering why Alice hasn’t cried you awake yet. You open your eyes and sit up. You look at her crib, finding it empty…

“Uh..?” You immediately get up really confused. You look in your room but no. No Alice. Then you rush downstairs. No time to put anything else on.

“I have her” your mom is sitting on the couch in the living room.

“You scared the hell out of me.” You put a hand on your chest.

“Im sorry, I thought you can sleep a lil longer, you still need to get rid of your little baby bumb. Cost your body much energy.” She is giving Alice the bottle. You walk over to them and sit next to your mom.

“Does she drink out of a bottle?” You look surprised.

“Yeah she was so hungry because her mom won’t wake up” she teases you.

“Mommmm” you roll your eyes. You feel someone starring at you. You look down at Alice and give her kisses on her face.

“My sweet girl.”

“You heard anything from Eddie yet?” Your mom looks at you both.

“Uh-..noo…not really.” You were not a good liar but it seems like your mom believes you.

“I miss him around, I heard about what happened. I heard it on the radio and I called Wayne.” Your mom looks at you.

“Me too I wish he was hire” In meanwhile Alice had pushed the bottle away. “You don’t want it anymore?” Your mom smiles at her. You get up and walk to the kitchen.

“you not gonna work or something?” You are looking for breakfast.

“no I took a day off today to be with my daughter and grandchild.” You mom smiles and turns the tv on.

“how nice” you smile. Then grab some milk and cereal to put it in a bowl. Getting a spoon and you walk to the couch.

You sit down at you look at Alice. She gives you a soft smile. “you wanna go to mama?” Your mom sees her smiling, “let her finish her food first okay?” She kisses her cheek.

You giggle and start eating. You watch a bit tv and watch Alice fall asleep. You thought about Eddie probably being hungry by now. But how can you bring any food while your mom is hire?

she absolutely can’t know Eddie is hiding there. Maybe you can say you’re gonna visit one of your best friends.

“mom?”

“hm?” She looks at you.

“can i vist Gareth today?”

“yeah sure, but if you gonna drive in your car just don’t go too far and keep your eyes on the road.”

“yes mom I know. I’ll take Alice with me “ you smile.

Well that was fixed. Now only a reason to bring a bag with you. Well ofcourse diapers for Alice? That will work.

“I’ll already go pack my bag” you put the bowl on table and get up, “and I’ll put Alice in her bed” you take Alice from your mom and you kiss her nose. Your mom turns back to the tv while you walk upstairs.

You walk into your room to lay Alice in bed. Then you go to your records. You grab a wham! album and put it in the record player. They are one of your favorite music artist.

you grab a bag and put diapers in it and you walk downstairs again to put some chips, fresh bread from the baker and candy in it.

“where you need all that food for?”your mom suddenly stands behind you.

“I-..” you needed to think about something,”I’m very hungry always and Gareth told me he needs to do some grocery. So I thought I get some things so he doesn’t have to do that.” You talked fast.

“uh okay..” your mom give you a weird look.

“what?! Im for real.” You look irritated.

“your hormones are still working.” She rolls her eyes and walks back to the living room. You sigh. Ofcourse she had to be grumpy again.

“did you give Alice her new diaper?” You pack a beer and some other drinks.

“mhm about like a hour ago”

“okay.” You set the bag in the hallway.

“are you already going? Its literally 12 AM” your mom sits on the couch again.

“I’ll wait until she wakes up then.”

——-

The loud baby sounds. You wake up again. You decided to just sleep for a bit again because you needed to wait for Alice to wake up anyways. You get up and pick the little lady up then you lay her down on bed. “Come hire babieee” you give her kisses all over her face to make her stop crying. You tickle her feet a little and she finally stops crying.

“Good girl, you don’t have to cry mommy is hire” she gives you a soft smile.

“so pretty.” You kiss her nose and you grab some clothes for you and Alice. For her black jeans a Metallica shirt and thick socks. For you grey jeans and a simple hoodie. You put it on while Alice lays down looking at you.

“you ever heard from privacy miss Munson?” You smile at her, after your clothes are on you just put some mascara on with some eyeliner.

“I think I have to go buy you some stuff for your curly hair, I’ll ask your dad what we need for that.” You don’t know what he puts in his hair, it are much bottles. Eddies hair looks always good but you don’t have curly hair so you have no idea what to buy Alice. Alice starts making a little crying noices, she clearly wants something.

you walk over to her, “what’s up young lady?”.

You look at her crib for something she might had lost and then you notice her pacifier.

“oh sorry sweetheart.” You grab it and put it in her mouth carefully. You grab your comb and you sit next to her on the bed. You brush your hair a bit and you just let it down.

“I need to brush my teeth you staying hire? Don’t move, I’ll keep my eyes on you.” You giggle and walk to the bathroom. Then you grab your toothbrush and start brushing you teeth.

When you finish that you put Alice her clothes on. When it’s all done you put your jacket on to put Alice in it.

not much later you step in your car.

——

You step into ricks garage (Eddies hiding place) still scared of Eddie attacking you.

“don’t want any knifes to my or Alice face.” You look around for Eddie.

“not gonna happen.” He smiles and sits in the same corner as last time you saw him.

“hey baby” you walk over to him and you give him a couple pecks.

“hello princess.” Eddie immediately takes Alice out of your jacket.

“hey sweet girl.” He smiles and kisses her forehead.

“you had a good night?”

“yeah actually thanks for the pillow and blanket” he looks at you again.

“anything happened? Or still boring all day in this garage?” You throw your jacket next to Eddie, today was a pretty warm day.

“actually… yesterday Dustin, Steve, Robin and uh…a redhead found me…” he sighs.

“Oh…shit” you look surprised down at him.

“it’s okay…actually they helped me. They got me some cereals as breakfast.” He nods.

“well let’s hope they not telling anyone.” You walks a little around.

“Dustin as a good guy, and they told me some-…stuff… about Hawkins..”

“stuff?” You look at him again.

“I’ll tell you later.” He smiles.

“How did you even came hire while your mom is home without her knowing” Eddie looks at you while holding his daughter.

“Just being smart.” You wink at him.

“come hire.” He grabs your ankle. You smile and sit down next to him.

“I was thinking… it’s a really long time ago we had sex.” He looks at you. You first ook at his face to look if he’s serious.

“just about four or three days ago. Not that long.”

“too long for me.” He wraps his arm around you.

“well just telling I’m not having sex with you in the cold garage of your drugs dealer with a baby.”

——

You were wrong.

You moan loud. “AH. Eddie f- feels so good baby.” He smirks with his eyes closed and keeps trusting into you.

“So pretty for me” he kisses your neck, while you sit on his lap. Your legs were on either side of him. You have probably already been fucking for 10 minutes. The sweat was on Eddies forehead.

He speeds up. Hitting your g-spot every single trust he makes. The moans from both of you were getting louder. He opens his eyes just to look at you. You were already so fucked out but if feels so incredibly good.

“giving birth of our pretty girl needs to be rewarded, huh?” He leaves a couple hickeys on your tits. You looked down at him for a minute before your eyes fluttered shut again.

“y-yes babe.” You moan out. He puts some hair behind your ear and speeds up a little again. “Is my baby gonna cum for me?” Eddie has now both of his hands on your waist. You just nod at his words.

“I need words darling” he whispers in your ear.

“yes!” You whine. Eddie smirks proud and his hands rubbed along your sides softly. You moan loud. Eddie bites his lip. He absolutely can’t handle it anymore. You moan his name, as you cum. He was spilling his warm cum into you at the same time.

You let yourself fall on Eddies chest. He rubs your back carefully and soft.

“good girl. Are you okay?” He kisses the top of your head. You nod with your eyes closed.

“m’ good…” you rest against his chest. His warm breath in your neck and you could hear his heart.

——-

Your wake up and open your eyes as you feel anything on your nipples. “it’s okay baby just letting Allie drink.” Eddie kisses your forehead. You lay on the ground on your jacket and Eddies. The blanket over you and your face on the pillow. You have your panties and jeans on again, all cleaned up. Also your hoodie but it was lifted up over your boobs so Alice can drink.

“I’m sorry I felt asleep.. how long was I gone?” You wrap your arms around the baby on your chest. Eddie looks at the clock behind him.

“About two hours” Eddie chuckles. You shake your head while giggling.

“but the lil girl started to get impatient.” He smiles and lays next to you. He goes with his hand over your cheek.

“fuck I love you.” He kisses your nose.

“How did you clean me up?”

“my old shirt. I saw you had a new one for me in ur bag, you just have to clean the other one at home.” He gives a soft smile.

“I love you.” You smile back at him.

“love you more.” He plays with your hair.

“don’t forget your morning after pill. I don’t want another one yet.” He giggles. You laugh.

“no seriously don’t forget it y/n” he smiles and cuddles you.

“I promise babe.” You lay warm against him.

“I have dinner for you in the bag” you smile at him.

“what is it?” He lays his head in your neck.

“sushi! I got it for you yesterday I thought you can eat it cold that’s easier”

“ill pay you back after I worked again and I’m not wanted hire in Hawkins.”

“you don’t have to. I don’t need to money back” you go with your hands through his hair.

“but I’ll atleast try to pay you back.” Eddie is so nice. His uncle absolutely raised him perfect. He actually never told you where his parents are. But that’s probably a trauma for him. And that’s the worst thing. A boy with a trauma getting another one. But he’s still so strong.

“no is no.” You grin.

“Fine, y/n. Fine” he chuckles softly in your neck. Alice finishes drinking so you put your shirt down. It was just 5PM but you stayed until Eddie ate and you leaved around 12PM.

The rest of the time you was there you lay in eacothers arms.

To be continued…

—-——

im so sorry y’all. This part is pretty short I just had not enough time this week so I finished this in a day. But I really wanted to give you all a part 3 rn. I had to post this quickly so let me know if you see any typfaults

Tagglist: @kellyxo1 @wish-upon-a-star-1310 @notsobubblybaby @amira0303 let me know if you wanna be added 🤍

[july-19th-club]

first five episodes were like idk what’ll happen if i don’t do what im told but past experience has taught me it will never be good . and then a switch flipped & im on episode eight now and the vibe is more like “hey i just realized i have a convenient blunt weapon that i can carry around with me at all times and no one will question it and right now all the other characters are busy with their shit and it’s just me and my decade of bottled up killing intent so first i’m going to figure out the entire plot by myself and then dad! im going to hurt you as much as i possibly can!” 

[joeyclaire]

ADAM RAISED A CAIN

let your dad die energy drink by daniel lavery and cecilia corrigan / ? / wieslaw walkuski / ? / hélène cixous / mitski / inkskinned on tumblr