#MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEBS

[oexen]

god if naruto were just BETTER (queerer, more body neutral, diverse, better writing for women, etc u name it, yes)

[y0uc4n7kn0w]

Weebasmas Day 12 - All I want for Weebsmas

On the day of Weebsmas, Star and Luna gave to me — a weeby Christmas carol to bring me glee. It finally rhymed! And now, without further ado, on this last day of Weesbmas, aka Weebsmas day, I bring to you another weebsmas carol for the books. This time, to the tune of All I Want for Christmas. I hope you enjoy our alternate lyrics. I don’t want a lot for Weebsmas, There is just one thing I…

[darkunicorn168]

My christmas gifts🎄🎁🥰

[bullet-prooflove]

Hey! Merry Christmas. No problem if you weren't feeling it for the last prompt I had sent.

I was hoping this prompt would be a better fit for a Connor Rhodes fic? ->

And don't forget the flowers every anniversary

💛

It’s late in the afternoon when Connor wakes up to find the bouquet of flowers waiting for him on the kitchen table. He’d worked the nightshift, covering for Crockett who was out sick, you’d been sleep for hours by the time he crawled into bed alongside you.

He smiles when he sees the bouquet of tulips, his fingers tracing over the soft, velvet petals. You’ve chosen these colours especially, red for true love and yellow for happiness. You’re the only woman whose ever bought him flowers and he can’t express how much that means to him.

When you get home that night, he takes you to bed. He selects one of the tulips from the vase, bringing it with him into the bedroom. He kisses you into submission, binding your hands above your head before he uses the featherlight petals to caress your skin. You look beautiful laid out amongst his sheets, your skin flushed and your eyes bright.

“You are the greatest gift I could have asked for.” He whispers against your skin, his mouth trailing over the path left by the tulip. “More than I ever could have dreamed.”

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[auntietanuki]

I don't know what to draw to relate to the Christmas, so here have emo weeb with his shrimp

Merry late Christmas with your fave twst boys ❤️

[that-grey-guy]

Been real sick the past few days but- AYY HAPPY BELATED WOLFMAS Y'ALL!

Here's some head canons for you to ponder upon-

Hilbert was, for non-drug reasons, banned from like, half of the bars in Moscow pre-Hepheastus.

Young Jacobi was probably like Sid from 'Toy Story' and absolutely wrecked his toys.

Also, Maxwell definitely has videos of said young gremlin Jacobi as blackmail.

Kepler, at some point in his life, was or still is an anime weeb. (probably cause of Maxwell)

On Halloween, post-'Mayday' bald Eiffel definitely must have dressed up and acted like Hilbert for all of 5 minutes, until they told him to change back.

Eiffel's go-to Christmas gift has to be something like, a dancing cactus or ornaments that rickroll you (things that don't have any practical use, but light up the party)

Mincowski is 100% a theatre nerd (oh wait that's canon-)

Eiffel was actually an A-grader in high school but stubborn when told he had potential. Everyone might've thought he was just keen on wasting away his life from the start.

The entire SI5 trio is banned from like, every Build-a-Bear in existence.

The real reason why Maxwell isn't on good terms with her family is- *gets shot*

Anyway, I've got actual headcanons bout their past that are serious and sad but- eh, merry christmas ;)

*crawls back into hole*

[tooti-fruiti]

UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

Christmas!

-TORIEL

Toriel loves Christmas.

She loves to make Christmas cookies and host a Christmas party.

During the party, a giant gift exchange happens and there's food and music and everyone catches up with each other.

The first time you spent Christmas with her, you and Frisk made a gift together for her.

It was a hand made little goat mug that Frisk wrote "Best Mom Ever!" on.

She loved it and she uses it every day.

After the party is over, Toriel makes hot coco for everyone and she steals a cheek kiss from you under the mistletoe.

Then she turns on the Grinch because Frisk loves that movie.

"Merry Christmas (Y/n)."

-SANS

Christmas with sans is always fun.

You two go to Toriel's Christmas party and it's a blast.

Sans wears an ugly Christmas sweater and he carries around a little thing of mistletoe so that he can have an excuse to get a kiss anytime he wants.

The first time you spent Christmas with Sans, you got him a dozen ketchup bottles.

You've never seen him any happier than he was then.

That same year, Sans spiked the eggnog and Toriel ended up kicking him out early.

"what? i thought it would've been funny!"

-PAPYRUS

Papyrus absolutely ADORES Christmas.

It's his favorite holiday!

He covers the Christmas tree in bones and plays Christmas music all day every day from the beginning of December all the way to Christmas day.

You two also make gingerbread houses.

You two go to the Christmas party at Toriel's and it's very fun.

Papyrus preforms karaoke while you eat food with your friends and watch him in admiration.

Then you help him and Undyne pass out presents after everyone is done eating.

The first time you celebrated Christmas with him, you bought him a custom apron that said "Kiss the Great Papyrus".

After the party, you and Papyrus watch Elf and set up cookies for Santa.

"(Y/N)! HOW MANY COOKIES SHOULD WE LEAVE FOR SANTA?!"

-UNDYNE

Undyne loves Christmas with all her heart.

But she absolutely despises hearing Christmas songs over and over and over again.

When you two go to Toriel's Christmas party, she brings earmuffs so that she doesn't have to listen to the same music repeat over and over.

Then after everyone is done eating, you help her and Papyrus pass out Christmas presents.

Although Sans was the one who spiked the eggnog the first year you spent Christmas with her, she also had some and made the party go crazy.

The first time you spent Christmas with her, you bought her a katana since you knew she was little bit of a weeb.

When you two got home, you two immediately went to sleep.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, (Y/N)! FUCK YEAH!"

-ALPHYS

Alphys isn't one for socializing, but she does end up going to Toriel's Christmas party because she knows everyone there.

Alphys isn't a huge fan of Christmas, but she doesn't hate it either.

She's very indifferent about holidays.

However, she does love listening to Christmas songs that are soft and slow.

The first time you spent Christmas with her and everyone else, you got her a dozen packets of hot coco.

It was the first time she ever had it and she loved it.

After the party, you two stay up and watch Anime Christmas specials.

"W-Want any hot coco (Y/n)?"

-METTATON

Mettaton is a star.

And he's upset that he can't up at the top of the tree.

So your gift to him was a little star ornament of himself.

He loved it.

During the Christmas party, he and Papyrus preform karaoke.

And he always gets everyone very expensive gifts.

After the party, you two watch old Christmas movies because they melt his robot heart.

"OH DARLING, LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM SITTING ON THE TREE!"

-ASGORE

Asgore loves Christmas!

He doesn't go to Toriel's Christmas party due to obvious reasons. But he sends everyone a "Merry Christmas" text and mails them a gift.

Undyne and Alphys will visit him and then head over to Toriel's party.

So until you came along, he wasn't too big of a fan of Christmas.

Christmas was a lonely holiday for him.

But now he can snuggle up to you by the fire during Christmas and kiss you under the mistletoe.

The first time you spent Christmas with him, you bought him a little locket with a picture of you two inside and he absolutely adored it.

He never takes it off.

"I'm so happy that I can spend my Christmas with you (Y/n)."

-GRILLBY

Grillby likes Christmas, he makes a special kind of minty alcohol to sell during the holidays.

But then once it's Christmas Eve, he closes up shop, makes warm hot coco and shares a lovely little Christmas with you while you two watch Christmas movies.

Your first Christmas spent with him, you bought him an fire-proof sweater.

"...Merry Christmas."

-MUFFET

Muffet isn't as big of a fan of Christmas as she is for Halloween but she still loves Christmas.

She makes Christmas themed desserts and instead of putting tinsel around the Christmas tree, she puts spiderwebs around it.

The first time you spent Christmas with her, you bought her several pairs of tiny pink boots for her spiders.

It was Papyrus's idea.

"Oh dearie! These are adorable! Thank you!"

-GASTER

Gaster doesn't like how Christmas came to be, because he doesn't understand a Christian's beliefs.

But he'll participate anyway because of holiday traditions like mistletoe, gift giving, and making gingerbread houses with you and Papyrus.

Before you two go to the Christmas party at Toriel's, you two go and visit Asgore.

Then after the Christmas party is over, you two will watch The Nightmare Before Christmas.

He also hangs up mistletoe above your bed so that you have to kiss him goodnight and kiss him good morning.

"💣︎♏︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ 👍︎♒︎❒︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎❍︎♋︎⬧︎ (✡︎/☠︎)."

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

[piduai]

I agree queen, unfortunately since GK doesn’t have power scaling and/or (underaged) female fan service, a lot of the money spending otaku crowd don’t really want anything to do with it.. also, merry christmas and tsurumi day!

but one of the characters has literally shown hole full frontal 😔... actually scratch that the mc has literally shown his entire anus a couple of times. what else do weebs want

[xxxdreamingflowerxxx]

Merry Christmas! Everybody, I made this lovely card for the fellow weebs

[sentinelsdawn]

Anya wishes you a merry christmas

#christmas #spyxfamily #Anyachan #anya #christmaspresent #anime #manga #otaku #animelove #merrycristmas #pencilsketch #pencildrawing #handdrawn #art #weeb

[clarktooncrossing]

Giraffe's Eye View: Christmas Specials Special (2023) | Sakura's Wonderful Christmas

Chestnuts are roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost is nipping at your nose. Mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again. All the dogs in the neighborhood somehow learned to bark Jingle Bells in sync. Yet retail workers are still more annoyed with Mariah Carey. Snow is getting shoveled, tossed, and formed into sentient beings leading parades without permits. It makes for an excellent distraction as the Krampus abducts children for bad behavior. Fruitcake is exchanged only to find its permanent home in the garbage. Terrorists have hijacked the Holiday office party right before your boss can give you a Jelly of the Month Club membership as your bonus. And of course, the Turducken has returned to wreak its fiery vengeance upon an unsuspecting world! If all this doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit, perhaps these following Holiday specials will!

Greetings people of today and robots of tomorrow! It is I, Santa Clark, your geeky giraffe friend with a deep love of Christmas! My obsession for the yuletide is rivaled only by Maleficent’s hatred for it, which is saying a lot considering she once teamed up with Mad Madam Mim to kidnap the literal Spirit of Christmas. Yes, that really happened. I know this due to my annual pilgrimage to the Island of Misfit Specials, home to obscure or nerdy festive media ranging from movies, TV episodes, and comics. It’s no easy journey. Constantly I find myself confronted by sinister snowmen, genocidal gingerbread men, and worst of all, crappy commercials. Getting stabbed in the foot by a candy-cane wielding cookie is one thing, but I swear I’ve seen that ad for Wilbur’s White Elephant Gift Emporium more times than I’ve seen Miracle on 34th Street! Sometimes at night I catch myself reciting that jingle. Wilbur’s White Elephant Gift Emporium: Where Christmas meets Convenience! Huh, maybe Maleficent had a point.

Nah, my deep-rooted appreciation for this time of year can weather even the most moronic marketing! It helps that most of the merry media I’ve seen have put me in the perfect Holiday mood! Examples include the time a Ninja Turtle found himself trapped in a truck full of stollen toys, a drunk department store Santa stumbling onto a wish-granting magic bag, Big Bird nearly becoming a popsicle, Gwenpool waking up in a world where Galactus took the place of jolly ol’ Saint Nicholas, a terrifying tree stump trying to slaughter some saps over a stupid ship war, and the year when Death gave the Little Match Girl the greatest gift of all. Needless to say, I thought I had seen it all. That is, until I took my friends on a trip to the Island, tasking them to find me new, strange, seasonal specials to review! Some of them were fair, finding me festive favorites as comforting as coco in front of the fireplace. Others were fiendish, wanting to feed off my misery like Gremlins after midnight. Regardless of how naughty or nice my companions were, I’ve compiled all of their suggestions into a makeshift advent calendar! So stay tuned everyday until Christmas to see how badly my buddies can shred what little sanity I have left.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my buddies gave to me...

Y’know what’s annoying? Asides from a-holes who shop on Thanksgiving? Not being an otaku. I’ve made my general disinterest in anime no secret, blaming it on a lack of Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon when I was younger. Closest I got was Avatar: The Last Airbender, an amazing adventure series that gate-keeping weebs will insist doesn’t count. First of all, yes it does. Second, none of this comes from a place of disrespect. If anything, I appreciate how Japan treats the medium as a true artform instead of relegating animation to the kid’s table like here in the States. Regardless of my feelings on the subject, there’s no escaping the relentless swam I call my friends. Previously I’ve proclaimed how persistent my pals were in pestering me to pursue My Little Pony, but that’s nothing compared to how bothersome my buddies become when begging me to view Cowboy Bebop or My Hero Academia. Not even Christmas offers any relief since Dani (Alice2Rose) has presented me with the thirty-fifth episode of the Cardcaptor Sakura series, Sakura’s Wonderful Christmas. Brilliant, what better way to get me invested in something new than plopping me in halfway through the plot? That’d be like handing me a novel with the first three chapters ripped out! Still, I could say the same for Miraculous Ladybug and I managed to follow what was going on fairly easily. Perhaps I’m being too pessimistic.

Or not. My confusion starts immediately after the admittedly catchy theme tune as we’re dropped into the dream of our titular magical schoolgirl, Sakura. Her English dub is done by Carl McKillip while Sakura Tenge provides the original Japanese vocals. Much to the annoyance of anime purists everywhere, I prefer the dub. If I wanted to read what the characters were saying, I’d buy the manga! Tough perhaps I should, since Sakura and I are equally confused as a bunch of cards rain from the sky, a mysterious feminine figure watching on from Tokyo Tower. What are these cards? Who is this woman? Does our hero have these dreams often? Do you hear what I hear? Thanks to the power of the Internet, I at least have an answer for the first question. These are Clow Cards, magical macguffins capable of storing magical monsters. Collect them all, of course! You can find them at Hot Topic right next to the Rarity body pillows! As for the woman, they heavily imply it being Sakura’s teacher Miss Mizuki. Who is Mizuki? Why is she so important? Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

No time for that, we have real issues at hand! Like what Sakura is gonna get her friends for Christmas! Who are her friends? Are any of them relative to the plot? What’s with the crazy chick’s meltdown when Sakura approaches to ask a simple question? What do you get a wookie for Christmas when he already owns a comb?

Perhaps some tickets to a winter carnival, since suddenly we cut away to one. Okay, how come these things keep popping up in media? Is this an actual thing I never noticed before? Who wants to visit a fair in freezing temperatures aside from me? Everytime I see one I expect Captain Marvel to show up to beat down the Seven Deadly Sins. At least then I’d have a familiar face to follow, instead we’re stuck with Sakura and company. Again; who are these people? Who’s the sentient skyscraper with gray hair hanging with them? Wait, are he and Sakura on a date? She’s ten, isn’t she a little young to be romantically involved? How old is her boyfriend? Who spiked the eggnog? And why does it take everybody so long to notice the park is on freak’n fire!?

Leaping into action, our young heroine and some bratty boy I’m assuming to be her sidekick activate their Shadow Card Jutsu against the Fire Sprite responsible for fanning the flames. Why did it decide to set stuff on fire? Is it Charizard’s cousin and this was its way of making things merry and bright? Home come the love child of Pikachu and Simba is instructing our heroes how to stop it? Is he incapable of actually assisting them? What was the point of the protagonists putting the park goers to sleep instead of evacuating them to safety? Why is Miss Mizuki watching from a distance? People are in danger, what’s stopping her from helping? Why is she stalking her students? Does she know about Sakura’s after school activities? Who's playing first? Mary, did you know? I don’t know or care. By this point I was so lost I was actually getting angry! Whatever, Sakura manages to capture the creature, gives a gift to her boyfriend, the park takes medication for the burning, Simbachu manifests a magical light show, and I’m left looking for some Tylenol.

All respect to followers of this franchise like Dani, but this was terrible. Dragon Ball at least offers audiences a ‘Previously On’ segment before the story starts proper. I wasn’t expecting to have to do homework in order to watch this! It made me feel stupid and Care Bears didn’t even manage to do that. Granted this is far better animated and acted, but why should I care when the writing is what’s bogging it down? So yeah, sad to say Cardcaptor Sakura is not my cup of sencha. Action anime still has no appeal to me.

Thanks to my buddy AN-D for making this GIF for me. ^^

Besides, I prefer slice of life. Yeah, in an astonishing turn of events, a certain robotroll finally cracked the code by getting me hooked on plotlines pertaining to high school romance and found families. Shows such as Spy X Family,  Don’t Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro, Dress Up Darling, and especially Komi Can’t Communicate. Komi’s capers were so compelling that I even bought all volumes of the manga. An autistic guy like me could easily relate to the plight of Shōko Komi (Amber Lee Connors), a student suffering from an extreme social disorder that renders her practically mute. Despite this, her goal is to make 100 friends, a task one would assume to be easy considering her classmates treat her like a goddess, though really that has more to do with her looks rather than her personality. Not to mention the added attention only makes her more nervous. Only the typical wallflower Hitohito Tadano (Kyle McCarley) manages to bypass her bashfulness, becoming her first friend via an earnest conversation on the chalkboard. Together the two form a terrific friendship, eventually blossoming into a beautiful romance. Signs of this inevitable development are evident even in earlier entries like It’s Just a Merry Christmas.

Y’know what’s annoying? Aside from trying to remember the names of all of Komi’s companions? Sharing a birthday with Jesus. Coincidentally, Komi does! Thus Tadano and their gender-neutral agent of chaos Najimi (Skyler Davenport) are prompted to plan a party at her place later that day, Christmas Eve. Like Rainbow Dash they rush to the mall alongside Komi’s other amigos, Najimi challenging all present to find something exceptional for their silent friend that’s ¥5000 / $35.30. All fail save for Tadano, spotting a humongous cat plushy priced at ¥8000 / $56.48 that they all split the bill on. Still, shopping for a loved one is easy when you’re able to ask them what they like. Komi isn’t as fortunate, scrambling to the store to find something with her little brother in tow. She needed backup in case she ran into a psychotic postman or the Terminator. Otherwise he offers little assistance other than pointing out a scarf she gets for Tadano. Sadly we never see him receive it, but he does wear it in future chapters and in promotional material, so I’m assuming he appreciated it.

We do see Komi receiving her cat once the crowd converges at her home. Her peers perceive Shōko’s silence as a sign they screwed up, but Tadano understands she’s embarrassed by the affection. He suggests she send a thankful text later, not even mentioning how the feline was his idea. How honorable an hombre. Meanwhile, everyone else greedily battles for their Senpai Supreme’s attention, including Himiko Agari the Big Green Dog (Sarah Williams), Omoharu Nakanaka the Chosen One (Cherami Leigh), and Ren Yamai (Cristina Vee).

Yamai, more than anyone, deserves a permanent place on Santa’s Naughty List. My buddies and I have dubbed her Stalker McGee due to her perving out over Komi whenever on screen. She is a Yandere, and an odious one at that. In an earlier installment she actually kidnapped Hitohito with the clear intent on murdering him so she can take his place. You can’t even argue she was joking since the boy spends a majority of the story tied up in a closet before Ren returns with a knife. Granted it was changed to drumsticks for the show, though I could imagine Ren still using them for stabbing. Later on the class takes a trip to Osaka where all the girls share a bath house and Yamai salivates at the notion of touching her goddess’s bare breasts. No joke, it actually made me feel physically uncomfortable. I was squirming so much my spots kept popping off! She at least asks for consent, the timid teen having the common sense to refuse the request. Komi knows Yamai is crazy, but accepts it cuz of friendship. Screw you, Tomohito Oda, that’s not how that works! Generally I can’t bring myself to hate anyone, real or fictional, but Stalker McGee is a rare exception. Someone lock this psycho in prison! Have her be run over by a reindeer instead of Grandma! Let Godzilla step on her! Force her to watch Care Bears Nutcracker Suite on a loop! Just make her go away!

Uh, what was I saying? Oh right, the party! Putting aside Stalker McGee’s never-ending creepiness, a fun time ensues as crazy costumes are tried on, violent video games are played, Love Actually is watched for the ten-thousandth time, and depriving dares are dished out. All that and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken! Like most chapters in Komi’s ongoing quest to make friends, I found this one to be endlessly endearing. It was well written and delightfully drawn, each character succeeding in stealing the spotlight, for better or worse. At the heart of it all was Komi and Tadano, the two getting along as splendidly as ever. Even without dialogue I could easily understand what they were feeling, which was certainly a nice antithesis to Cardcaptor. Still, much as I was miffed over Cardcaptor’s lack of clarity, I know Dani only brought it up under the assumption that I’d enjoy it. That’s why I don’t mind my pals' never-ending peer pressure, since their pleas are loving ones meant to broaden my horizons. Though there are some instances where my friends make me kranky.

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[mammons-wife]

ITS DECEMBER 3RD HOES!! TIME FOR A VERY DEVILDOM CHRISTMAS

If anyone is interested, I’m thinking about making Obey Me themed phone charms 👀 stick around for more info

[xqlicee]

M-E-R-R-Y C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

[goldenfirefox]

Padoru.

[thisismytrashok]

Guys, it's that time of the year again

[wyrd0]

Merry Xmas weebs 😘