#MY HUSBAND EVERYONE ^^^^^^^^^^^^
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
#good omens#gomens#good omens s2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done#Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously#cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS#extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you#its a banger
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#ser pounce a lot#dragon age 2#dragon age#anders#anders dragon age#fanart#illustration#digital art#portrait#fantasy#grey warden#cat#flowers#thorn apple#Everyone's fav terrorist...me included :'D ever since I've started doing this series for the awesome @ gnieszka_tattoo I've been thinking w#and it's very possible I'd pick him for 2! But since he's already drawn I'm gonna do my first Hawke's angry eleven husband instead 😂I absol
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Some snakey fluff for your Sunday.
Inspired by this tweet.
#aziraphale has no plans to delete the post#everyone must know how adorable his husband is#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#fluff#my art#fanart
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Bruce, to the Justice League after a botched mission: You deliberately disobeyed me! And worse, you put Clark in danger!
Clark, who is legitimately indestructible: :(
#they’re husbands your honor#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#justice league#clark kent x bruce wayne#clark kent loves bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#bruce wayne loves clark kent#Barry to the new recruit: don’t worry this happens after every mission#everyone’s like ‘yes bruce’ and ‘okay Bruce’ because the faster he finishing ranting about how they messed up the faster then can leave#I love my duper husbands#superbat
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magnum opus sylus fucking you after he gets jealous of ur mannequin boyfriend, he has ur legs over his shoulder n he’s folded u in such a mean mating press
his thrusts aren’t fast but they’re so deep and hard, each time he pulls out only to mercilessly thrust back in, he hits that sweet spot every time, making ur eyes roll to the back of your head
“could your little mannequin boyfriend do this?” thrust, “hmm?” thrust, “could he make your legs shake like this, kitten?” of course, he knows ur unable to answer him when he’s fucking you within an inch from ur life, and he knows ur a goner when his thumb slides down to ur clit to draw little circles
he leans down to groan against your ear and his smile falls and that once teasing cadence goes with it when he groans, “let go around me and remember I am the only one who can make you fall apart from pleasure. I am the only one who can tear these sounds from your throat when you orgasm for me.” with one last thrust and roll of his thumb on your clit, you explode as he whispers. “you are mine.”
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Craning just a little, Shen Qingqiu looked past the lord’s shoulder.
Luo Binghe stared down one of the most powerful cultivators in the human world, and scoffed. His lips twisted into a smile that was anything but happy. Shen Qingqiu’s heart stuttered - though maturity had given his former apprentice’s features grace and refinement, they were of course still familiar to him. But he hadn’t ever seen such an expression on them before. It was the kind of look that taunted the person across from it, as if to say ‘come pick a fight with me - I’ll enjoy watching you lose’.
The bolt of heat it shot right through him was entirely inappropriate, and he immediately decided to pretend that it never happened.
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‘I Wish You Were My Husband’ -by Feynite Chapter 4
#svsss#scum villain#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#yue qingyuan#bingqiu#Qijiu#??#hoot art#AUGHHHHH#THIS TOOK FOREVER AND I STILL FEEL LIKE IT LOOKS SO SLOPPY AND UNFINISHED#this actually originally just started as expressions practice#but you can blame @belovedstill for getting me hooked onto this amazing fic#still haven’t finished yet but I LOVED THIS SCENE AHRJRHJAJS#maybe one day I’ll color in more pieces#also don’t look too closely at the backgrounds ok cause I hate it and I got impatient with it#fic fanart#I wish you were my husband#everyone ignore the fact that LBH’s huadian is missing in one of the panels#if you mention it you get blocked immediately#/joking!!
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okay so like, when you lose a lot of weight, the world and everyone in it becomes suddenly way way nicer to you. people treat you better across the board, from strangers to family to friends; you get opportunities you wouldn’t have otherwise gotten; doctors take you seriously; etc etc etc. anyone who has gone through any form of major weight loss can tell you this.
& it is absolutely fucking insane how many people who have gone through this weight loss respond to this fact of the world not with horror and disgust at how bad society hates fat people, but rather with a sort of missionary-style evangelizing to everyone around them that they need to lose weight, too, because life just gets so much better!!!
i don’t even know what to say about it. just like, jesus fucking christ.
#my post#bringing this up bc a lot of my youtube recommended is fitness stuff bc. that’s what happens when you look up weightlifting tutorials#& while most of it is weightlifting stuff a bunch of it is also like. weight loss transformation videos#& ALLLLLL the comments are people being like ‘i lost 100 pounds and now my husband loves me again! everyone should do this!’#GOOD GOD SAVE USSS!!!!!
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some of sophie devereaux’s most iconic & hilarious lines, in my humble opinion:
"what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to prison? complete madness!"
"EX art thief! EX!"
"is this about fear of the russian mob, or fear of intimacy?"
sophie: "i don't have a lot of rules in this world. three, actually - don't count the money till after the con, know when to walk away from the con, and-" nate: ""the gambler"? you're basing your life philosophy on a kenny rogers song?"
[after everyone’s been making fun of her accent in the rashomon job] "i hate you all."
sophie: "nate, i have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things i've done in my entire life - nothing is as bad as..." nate: "politics?" sophie: "i can’t even say it."
"i start telling the truth all day, i stop being sophie devereaux."
nate: "you’re not supposed to root for the criminals [in movies]." sophie: "always root for the home team."
"darling, nobody knows all of [my aliases]. not even me."
[about gifts for the team] "oh, i wouldnt say ‘bought’, exactly… we, ah, obtained."
"i am a grifter. if i’m doing my job right, then the mark just… [clicks tongue and mimes turning a dial] …turns off the alarm for me."
sophie: "pack your bags everyone, we’re going to make news!" [walks away dramatically] nate: "yeah, she’s walking into the closet."
[having been shot] "you wanker!"
#for that sophie devereaux appreciation. i know im late shhh#leverage#sophie devereaux#sophie devereaux leverage#leverageposting#oh also i feel like i cant add it w/out over explaining but that scene in the homecoming job where she does a truly awful audition for a#soap commerical and then tells the casting directors that 'peggy killed her first husband' lmao. peggy being the character in the commercia#but since peggy is the name of a whole actual character on leverage. that wouldnt make sense w/out a bunch of context#but her delivery of that line is absolutely hilarious. peggy KILLED her first husband!#love whenever she says a line thats so ridiculous that everyone else in the room is just like. 'ohhh my goddd.'#eg the 'fear of the russian mob or intimacy' line. everyone else is like 'fuuuuuck'#absolutely iconic to me that she copied kenny rogers lyrics and apparently thought nate wouldnt notice#her and eliot are both so dramatic lol. she refuses to even say the WORD politics and he claims watching her play was worse than torture.#levcountdown
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Good Omens x The Great Mouse Detective redraws part... 2! featuring Adam and Dog 🐭🔍🐶 (part 1 here)
#good omens#go fanart#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#adam young#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#angelcake#there's at least two more parts if i were to redraw every screenshot i took during my rewatch and i'm kinda sorta out of fuel for more BUTT#there are some scenes i desparately want to get to and since i'm doing them in somewhat chronological order well...........................#it's either all or nothing lol#like cmon i NEED to draw them in their disguises and Azi dancing cancan on stage hhjh#the lineart is fairly easy (and the most fun) since there's already a base to go off of but the backgrounds and coloring is soou annoying :#still wanna do all of them eventually though oouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway thank you to everyone who enjoyed the first batch! hope you like this one as well!
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“‘I just…I thought you might like to come back, one day,’ Crowley said very quietly. Aziraphale’s foot pressed against his again, and Crowley drew in a sudden breath, as if he hadn’t been breathing properly since Aziraphale had stopped touching him.”
This piece was a commission from the lovely @fellshish for their lovely friend, @alphacentaurinebula ‘s fic What Are You Doing Here? This fic is cute, funny, heartwarming, and incredibly spicy, and I’m very much looking forward to finishing it! Thank you Fells for being wonderful to work with, and happy (belated) birthday to you Alphacentauri, I’m very happy I could do this for you!
#I had the quote the fic it’s just so good#and cute#good omens#art#illustration#my art#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#ALPHAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY#I’m so happy was asked to make art for the both of you y’all are so wonderful and nice to work with#I really hope you enjoy it#❤️❤️❤️❤️🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉#everyone go read the fanfic plsss#even if smut isn’t your thing the first chapter is incredibly good as a stand alone#good omens fanfiction
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laying mindlessly on the bed, the day after his return from the deployment, you like to enjoy the serenity of having him back in your arms again. he's soundly asleep—only ever is with you—on his stomach, almost drooling on your shoulder, and sun shined on him perfectly. you traced his back and the scars there, from the space he let you move.
you didn't wanted to wake him up since this is probably the first time he's slept properly in a while, but you also missed your husband. and you had to pee. and you were hungry. so you brushed his hair back, scratching his head in a way that would make his neck twitch back ticklishly. "simon..." you murmured.
"five minutes birdie." he murmured, wiping the drool from his chin, eyes closing back on instant from the bright sun. you chuckled at the sight of him, brushing his face with your knuckles. he caught your hand, lazily intertwining his big fingers with your small ones, pressing it further to his cheek.
"i missed you." you said softly, and quiet, because you didn't wanted to be loud first thing in the morning—or probably afternoon, and make his head throb. "let's kiss and hug and have breakfast on the bed."
simon smiled lazily, nuzzling your neck before he opened his eyes, slowly adjusting his eyes to the light in the room. he rubbed the crust from his eyes, stretching his arm after. you watched the scene like he was a god to be worshipped, smiling. his hand found yours again, and you used it to press your fingers to his palm and crack them.
he never pulled his hand back this fast from you.
"what the—" he stopped himself, eyes pure in horror. you were shocked by his reaction, but the look of fear in his face made you laugh hard. "what?" you asked.
"you sure you didn' broke 'em luv?" he asked, holding your fingers to actually look at them. you giggled still, watching him study your fingers. "i always crack them si."
"honey that ain't crackin', you're breakin' those fingers." he said, kissing your each finger. "i need 'em luv, 'f you don't." if it wasn't making you melt, you'd still laugh about his geniune fear. you caressed his lip, and pressed a kiss to his forehead. "don't worry si, they're completely fine. i crack every bone in my body."
"yeah... you're mental." he murmured.
#<3#my husband everyone!!#call of duty#cod fanfic#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader
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South Downs cottage fluff based on the Dolly Parton song “Berrypie” 🩷
#trade offer: sugar for sugar#I imagine Crowley is more comfortable showing affection through actions rather than words#but he loves that Aziraphale shows it through touch and praise#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#my fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens comic#south downs cottage#ineffable lovers#I talked to my friend about how I think how Crowley has a praise kink and she responded: doesn’t everyone?#and I went 🤔
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neuvillette is aware that he shouldn’t have let you get so close. but he did, and now he’s lamenting the fact that your hands are grasping at his soft horns — his fucking horns, of all places — and he might like it.
uptight and strait-laced, you’ve never known the chief justice to be someone so easily flustered. yet here he is with heat crawling up his neck, so warm that you can feel it against your palms as they ghost over his skin.
you can’t help but laugh at his current situation.
he was vehemently against you coming anywhere near his hair at first, grumbling about how his horns were on the sensitive side and he would rather not have to go into work feeling uncomfortably aware of their presence on his head.
however, you were hard to deny with that little smile on your face and such soft hands grabbing at his arms, tugging him closer. a sweet voice chanting, "please, honey? pretty please?"
neuvillette has never been good at denying you what you want.
it’s how he ends up sitting at your shared vanity. you comb through his long hair, watching him with amusement in the mirror as he huffs and jolts with every brush of your fingers against his horns.
the fact that he was letting you get anywhere near them was surely a testament to his trust in you. he was completely vulnerable here, at your mercy.
“sorry,” you mumble disingenuously, clearly enjoying seeing your usually serious husband falling apart with a simple action. you quickly tie off the end of his hair with a bow and he sighs in relief, thinking that the torment is over.
it's far from over.
he draws a sharp breath when you lean forward and press two gentle kisses on him; one on either side of his head just beside his horns.
neuvillette glowers at you in the reflection, disapproval written all over his face. "stop that," he scolds.
you do, but only because you're worried he might melt into a puddle before your very eyes if you continue.
it becomes a daily routine after that, with him sitting patiently in front of the mirror while you brush and tie off his hair. and you always end it the same way: two kisses, a soft "have a good day at work," murmured against him, and a mischievous little smile that makes him sigh.
he responds everyday with the same two words. "stop that," with a narrow-eyed glare.
the day you do stop, he's confused and irritated.
not only because you have the audacity to throw a wrench into routine again, which you know he hates, but also because he can't figure out why he misses your lips so much.
"what are you doing? i am going to be late."
"hm?" you peer up lazily from your spot on the bed, still half asleep.
"you have to do my hair."
"i thought you didn't want me to, so i slept in today."
your husband is eerily silent for a moment as he mulls over your words. then, he carefully perches himself on the edge of the bed, back turned to you expectantly and still wordless.
no, he would never admit he likes it just a little bit — the vulnerability, the trust, the feeling of your hands threading through his hair, the intimacy of it. hell no.
but neuvillette doesn't have to say a lot of things for you to understand; not when the way his skin heats up says it all; not when you're the first person to touch his horns in centuries; not when he’s saying stop that with such an affectionate glimmer in his eyes.
you give him four kisses that morning, two on either side.
© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.
#— whispers in the wind ✧#not proofread i'm sorry#neuvillette my beloved my BELOVED my husband my lover my meow meow#he makes me insane#also idk if i would call those things on his head horns but that's what everyone else calls them#neuvillette#neuvillette genshin#neuvillette fluff#neuvillette x y/n#neuvillette x reader#neuvillette x you#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact fic#genshin impact fluff
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hannibal nbc where everything is the same but instead this is the intro

it plays out Friends style and has some upbeat romcom music over it
#everyone who dies still dies#season 3 does open with this right after mizumono#nbc hire me please#we did it! will we beat the red dragon! wait.. i feel a song coming on. hit it siouxsie!!#sorry chat im coping with a hurt/little comfort fic please ignore this#this could be my last post ever#not ending it but i think somebody should execute me#wait i just remembered those “hannibal as a romcom' fan trailers from like 2020 i should watch those again#im desperate now#hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal lecter#nbc hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal nbc
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Christmas time always brings me back to them
#hi guys not dead just soooo busy#i want to draw them again forever#they are my confort zone#happy holidays everyone#ineffable husbands#good omens#fanart#my art#sketch#air conditioning#otp#a/c#procreate#book omens#art#aziraphale#crowley
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Jason Todd is definitely the boyfriend who grumbles about you taking him to the carnival but absolutely loves it once he’s there. He’s the type to:
-Drag you to every single ride bcs “babe, we already paid” and “you wanted to come here, didn’t you?”
-Plays every game and wins all of them too. He will be SO SMUG when he hands you all the gifts he’s won
-would definitely try that punching bag machine game thingy. Probably breaks it and moves away like nothing happened.
-enjoys it a hell lot bcs it’s something he never got to do before and you look beautiful in the carnival lights.
He just loves you a lot and he’s soooo grateful that you let him live a part of his childhood he never got to experience <3
#jason todd headcanon#Jason Todd and ✨carnivals✨#you bet he’d love them#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#dc#jasontodd#red hood#funny#redhood#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd drabble#jason todd boyfriend#me and my feral love for Jason Todd#jason todd x you#jason todd x reader#jason todd imagines#soulsforsales#ella talks#jason todd x me#my husband#everyone
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