#Miles Chapman

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Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

I must be completely fair in my review of Escape Plan: The Extractors by admitting I saw it by mistake. I thought I had selected the first movie on my player, not the third. If this picture redeems itself by completing nuanced character arcs or tying up previously-introduced loose ends in a way that pleases fans, I can’t say. What I can tell you is how forced a sequel this feels. Did this movie begin as something completely different? Was it tweaked in post-production to trick audiences into watching it? Sure feels that way.

Daya Zhang (Malese Jow) is kidnapped by mercenaries. Her bodyguard (Harry Shum, Jr.) seeks security expert Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone) for help. Daya is indirectly familiar to Breslin. He knows her lover and former bodyguard, Shen Lo (Max Zhang). The kidnapper is a familiar face from Breslin’s past as well: Lester Clark, Jr. (Devon Sawa) is the son of Breslin’s corrupt ex-business partner. He wants revenge for his daddy’s death and the captured heiress is just the thing to lure Breslin into a trap.

It takes a long time for what Escape Plan 3 is actually about to become clear. We have… how many heroes? There’s Daya’s current bodyguard and her former bodyguard. Why they want to save the woman is pretty straightforward. Breslin's name was on the flash drive left behind when Daya was kidnapped so obviously, he's invested too. As for the villain, Lester Jr. wants money. That's why you kidnap people - at least, most of the time. Eventually, it’s revealed Lester Jr. doesn’t actually care about any ransom. He just wants Ray to come and face him. See what I mean about two random plots stitched together? This is made more obvious when Lester Jr. kidnaps Abigail (Jaime King), Breslin’s girlfriend 37 years his junior. Breslin has never met Daya before. If he gets to her before the kung-fu bodyguards do, she’ll have no idea what’s going on.

While I haven't seen Escape Plan, I know the premise from the trailer. This is NOTHING like it. There’s no prison to escape from, unless you count Lester Jr.’s base of operations: a dank, rusty, run-down prison with no guards - but inmates in every cell. It’s hard to believe this place would have running water, much less an internet connection, which makes a scene in which the baddies take one of Daya’s employees, hand him a laptop and instruct him to hack into her family’s financial account particularly hilarious. And they just leave him in the room alone! He could be doing anything on that computer!

None of the film's problems feel as brutal as the camerawork and direction. Any potentially exciting scenes are transmogrified into eyeball garbage by the confusing camerawork. You can’t tell what’s going on half the time and the editing makes it unclear whose objectives are what. You’re bored, just hoping this catastrophe will end soon. Suddenly, there’s a big fight. You think the movie’s over. Escape Plan 3 has you fooled. That guy who just died? It wasn't the main boss. It was some henchman the camera made you think was important… by accident!

I once dated a woman whose father would watch any movie starring Steven Seagal. He didn't care that the former action star hasn’t had a movie worth mentioning since 1992. He was a fan and would make it a priority to watch any Steven Seagal movie. If you’re that sort of person, then Escape Plan: The Extractors practically has your name on it. Otherwise, this is a movie you’ll be unsure actually exists even after having finished it. (March 27, 2020)

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If I wasn’t so adamant on keeping Arden alive…

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Best animated movie!

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Murder! (1930)

Movie #1,054 • TGI-HITCHCOCK!

EVERY OTHER FRIDAY I'M REVIEWING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

Talkie #3. This one turned out to have a pretty racist twist but on the other hand, the murderer commits suicide in drag during a trapeze act?

SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

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I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

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4x1 ‘First Blood’

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Yes votes / Artist - Song title / Poll number / Showdown votes / * Showdown Winner

95% A-ha - Take On Me #91 - 45.2% *

94,8% Boney M. - Rasputin #37 - 49,3% *

94,6% Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 #223 - 16,5%

94,3% Dolly Parton - Jolene #110 - 43,1% *

94,1% Britney Spears - Toxic #04 - 51,9% *

94% Green Day - American Idiot #264 - 29,6% *

92,8% The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black #236 - 20% *

92,5% Outkast - Hey Ya! #260 - 49,6% *

92% Fleetwood Mac - The Chain #116 - 44,4% * 92% The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army #268 - 19,7%

91,5% Stevie Wonder - Superstition #261 - 15,9%

91% The Cranberries - Zombie #323 - 44,8% *

90,9% Smash Mouth - All Star #336 - 62,2% *

90,6% Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World #301 - 20,9%

90,3% Michael Sembello - Maniac #227 - 6,2%

90,2% Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) #163 - 30,8% *

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89,1% Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son #171 - 51% *

88,6% Bon Jovi - Livin' on a Prayer #307 - 25,1% *

88,3% Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F #289 - 18,4%

87,9% Madonna - Like a Prayer #313 - 34,6% *

87,8% The Weeknd - Blinding Lights #233 - 14,4%

87,6% Gotye featuring Kimbra - Somebody That I Used to Know #267 - 15,1%

86,8% Gnarls Barkley - Crazy #206 - 17,3%

86,6% Amy Winehouse - Back to Black #190 - 32,9 *

86,3% Chumbawamba - Tubthumping #82 - 24,9%

86,2% AFI - Miss Murder #306 - 16,8%

86,1% Mary J. Blige - Family Affair #308 - 5,5%

86% Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode #53 - 18,6%

85,6% Santana featuring Rob Thomas - Smooth #205 - 19,1%

85,5% Dido - Thank You #120 - 5,6%

85,3% Ricky Martin - La Bomba #132 - 8,3% 85,3% Billy Idol - Rebel Yell #197 - 23,9%

85,2% Queen - The Show Must Go On #142 - 20,9%

85% Green Day - Basket Case #47 - 27,6% *

84,9% Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop #41 - 15,8%

84,7% The Cardigans - Lovefool #135 - 24,2% *

84,5% Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love #136 - 18,8%

84,4% Daryl Hall & John Oates - Out of Touch #67 - 31,4% *

84,3% Blur - Song 2 #222 - 18,6%

84,2% The Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz #226 - 15,8%

83,8% Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head #302 - 15,8%

82,7% Nightwish - The Phantom of the Opera #144 - 8,6%

82,6% Junior Senior - Move Your Feet #76 - 6,5%

82,5% Blackstreet featuring Dr. Dre and Queen Pen - No Diggity #249 - 37,8% * 82,5% Robert Miles - Children #270 - 2,9%

82,4% Myrkur - Tor i Helheim #54 - 7% 82,4% Tracy Chapman - Fast Car #145 - 32,5% *

82% Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way #105 - 19,2%

81,9% Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling #152 - 17,1% * 81,9% 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite #167 - 15,1%

81,7% Daft Punk - Around the World #231 - 18,2%

81,6% N Sync - Bye Bye Bye #52 - 26,9% * 81,6% Shakira featuring Alejandro Sanz - La Tortura #269 - 4,8%

81,5% Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over the Rainbow #42 - 16,7%

81,1% Metallica - Enter Sandman #200 - 32,5% *

80,7% Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity #72 - 17,9%

80,6% Fatboy Slim - Praise You #237 - 6,5%

80,5% Pixies - Where Is My Mind? #148 - 13,5% 80,5% Roxette - The Look #225 - 5,7%

80,2% Oasis - Wonderwall #157 - 16%

80,1% Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun #119 - 14,9%

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79,9% Dee Dee Sharp - Mashed Potato Time #326 - 0,7%

79,8% Christina Aguilera - Candyman #228 - 5,9%

79,6% Fats Waller - Ain't Misbehavin' #179 - 7,1% 79,6% Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water #238 - 7,2%

79,4% Falco - Rock Me Amadeus #185 - 23,2% 79,4% Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos #304 - 6,2%

79,3% Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up - #Bonus Poll

79,1% Runrig - Gamhna Gealla #281 - 4,5%

78,8% Shakira - Ojos Así #75 - 7,5% 78,8% MUCC - Libra #263 - 1,7% 78,8% The Platters - Only You (And You Alone) #315 - 3,8%

78,7% The Jacksons - Blame It on the Boogie #220 - 15,8%

78,5% Kaoma - Lambada #57 - 4,2%

78,4% Danny Elfman - This Is Halloween #05 - 13,9%

78,2% Panic at the Disco - The Ballad of Mona Lisa #78 - 18,5% *

78% Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke #64 - 5,3% 78% Wang Heye - Windy #298 - 3,3%

77,8% Plastic Bertrand - Ça Plane Pour Moi #318 - 11,3%

77,7% Tenacious D - Tribute #201 - 23,6% * 77,7% Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) #325 - 11%

77,6% Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower #95 - 13.1% 77,6% Nirvana - The Man Who Sold the World #118 - 10,7%

77,2% Psy - Gangnam Style #255 - 22,4%

77% Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road #22 - 29,4% * 77% Kesha - Blow #38 - 12,1%

76,9% The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony #271 - 32,5% *

76,6% Santiano - Gott muss ein Seemann sein #276 - 7,6%

76,4% Salt-N-Pepa with En Vogue - Whatta Man #134 - 15,1% 76,4% George Michael - Freedom! #219 - 17,2%

76,3% Johnny Cash - Hurt #81 - 35,6% * 76,3% Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside #92 - 8.2% 76,3% The Offspring - Gone Away #143 - 5,9% 76,3% The Longest Johns - Hoist Up The Thing #169 - 7,8%

76% Foo Fighters - The Pretender #111 - 14,2%

75,9% Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows #87 - 12,9%

75,7% Nothing but Thieves - Is Everybody Going Crazy? #113 - 3,7% 75,7% Warren G featuring Nate Dogg - Regulate #244 - 9,2%

75,5% Tarkan - Şımarık #94 - 3.1% 75,5% Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way #246 - 24,6%

75,4% Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire #188 - 8,8% 75,4% Arash featuring Rebecca Zadig - Temptation #332 - 2,2%

75,3% The Doors - Light My Fire #319 - 15,3%

75,2% Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) #147 - 14,2% 75,2% Duran Duran - Ordinary World #257 - 14,2% 75,2% Anastacia - Not That Kind #335 - 3,1%

75,1% Kent - Kärleken Väntar #202 - 4,3%

74,9% Måneskin - Off My Face #151 - 7,9%

74,8% Måneskin - Zitti e Buoni #16 - 33% * 74,8% Fiona Apple - Criminal #329 - 9,6%

74,6% Nat King Cole - Nature Boy #09 - 7,2% 74,6% Within Temptation - Stand My Ground #165 - 6,4% 74,6% Pink - Who Knew #166 - 8,4%

74,5% Crazy Town - Butterfly #275 - 8,8%

74,4% Go_A - Shum #177 - 18,7%

74,3% Arash - Tike Tike Kardi #137 - 2,6%

74,2% Nelly - Hot in Herre #278 - 11,5%

73,6% Paula Abdul - Straight Up #156 - 6,2%

73,5% Tina Turner - GoldenEye #195 - 10,1% 73,5% Shaggy - Boombastic #262 - 4,5%

73,4% Babymetal featuring F.Hero - Pa Pa Ya!! #322 - 7,8%

73,3% Beck - Loser #124 - 16,4% 73,3% Massive Attack - Teardrop #187 - 17,4%

73,2% The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist #232 - 8,2%

72,9% Britney Spears - Break the Ice #300 - 13,6% 72,9% Prince and the Revolution - Raspberry Beret #328 - 7,2%

72,7% Iggy Pop - Lust for Life #199 - 7,6% 72,7% Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing #218 - 11,9%

72,6% Evanescence - Imaginary #44 - 13,5%

72,5% Gackt - Vanilla #282 - 16,8%

72% Robbie Williams - The Road to Mandalay #129 - 3,9%

71,8% Billie Piper - Day & Night #173 - 5,6%

71,7% Lil Green - Why Don't You Do Right? #34 - 1,8%

71,6% Bad Lip Reading - Seagulls! (Stop It Now) #209 - 18,5%

71,3% Leila K featuring Papa Dee - Rude Boy #288 - 3,6%

71,2% Mötley Crüe - Dr. Feelgood #309 - 4,9%

71,1% Cab Calloway - Minnie the Moocher #130 - 14,4% 71,1% Ladaniva - Jako #259 - 2%

71% Udit Narayan - Bholi Si Surat #141 - 1,5%

70,9% Nine Inch Nails - Closer #93 - 22%

70,8% Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven #295 - 8,2%

70,7% Ryan Gosling - I'm Just Ken #159 - 12,4%

70,6% The Lightning Seeds - You Showed Me #59 - 2,7% 70,6% Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back #83 - 7%

70,5% Queen - Mustapha #29 - 11,4%

70,4% Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow #26 - 22,3% 70,4% Metallica - Wherever I May Roam #77 - 8,6% 70,4% Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns to Town #298 - 12,9% 70,4% Franz Ferdinand - Fresh Strawberries #324 - 3,3%

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69,9% MUCC - Ryuusei #19 - 7,4%

69,6% Michael Crawford, Barbra Streisand - Put On Your Sunday Clothes #311 - 6,2% 69,6% Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight #321 - 7,2%

69,5% Spooks - Things I've Seen #104 - 0,8%

69,2% Flo Rida feat Kesha - Right Round #02 - 6,2%

69,1% Dogstar - Breathe Tonight #251 - 1,4% 69,1% Tanita Tikaram - Twist in My Sobriety #291 - 6,7%

68,9% Era - Ameno (Remix) #24 - 4,8% 68,9% M.I.A. - Paper Planes #229 - 19% *

68,8% Nat King Cole - When I Fall in Love #215 - 9,4% 68,8% Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder #216 - 8,5%

68,5% Linkin Park - Bleed It Out #63 - 23,9% 68,5% Snow - Informer #139 - 4,7%

68,4% Iggy Pop - Real Wild Child (Wild One) #305 - 2,5%

68,3% Run-DMC featuring Aerosmith - Walk This Way #127 - 10,9%

68,2% Limahl - The NeverEnding Story #60 - 9,8% 68,2% Nelly Furtado - Maneater #160 - 17,1% * 68,2% Abhijeet - Ole Ole #193 - 1,7% 68,2% Three Days Grace - Now or Never #337 - 6,9%

68,1% Stromae - L'enfer #89 - 9,8%

67,9% Urban Symphony - Rändajad #90 - 2,2% 67,9% Papa Roach - Getting Away with Murder #339 - 8,3%

67,8% Muse - Endlessly #107 - 9,4%

67,7% Poornima - Channe Ke Khet Mein #253 - 1,3%

67,6% My Chemical Romance - Sing #80 - 17,3%

67,3% “Weird Al” Yankovic - White & Nerdy #43 - 16%

67,1% Ice Nine Kills - Welcome To Horrorwood #280 - 7,6%

67% Avicii - Hey Brother #164 - 13,9%

66,8% Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground #258 - 5,3%

66,7% The Hives - Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones #58 - 2,7%

66,6% Antique - Opa Opa #213 - 2,5%

66,4% Kiss - Heaven's on Fire #338 - 2,9%

66,3% System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. #128 - 26,2% *

66% Texas - Summer Son #154 - 2,6% 66% Tarkan - Şıkıdım (Hepsi Senin Mi?) #292 - 3,6%

65,9% Otis Redding - Cigarettes and Coffee #279 - 4,9% 65,9% Måneskin - Mammamia #283 - 22,2% *

65,8% Cliff Edwards - When You Wish Upon a Star #85 - 2,2% 65,8% Pātea Māori Club - Poi E #286 - 9,3%

65,7% Modern Talking - Brother Louie #50 - 4% 65,7% Ivan Campo - Dice Man #181 - 1,2%

65,5% All Seeing I - Beat Goes On #256 - 1,7%

65,4% Harry McClintock - The Big Rock Candy Mountains #131 - 6,7% 65,4% Jessica Folcker - Tell Me What You Like #247 - 2,1%

65,2% Eimear Quinn - The Voice #32 - 2,5% 65,2% 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman - California Love #121 - 8,3% 65,2% Radio Company - Drowning #172 - 2,2% 65,2% Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso #208 - 7,1% 65,2% Kiltro - All The Time In The World #224 - 2,4%

65,1% Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You #242 - 4,1% 65,1% Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake - Give It to Me #310 - 2%

64,7% Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch #162 - 9%

64,6% Gorillaz - Stylo #61 - 15,8% 64,6% Duran Duran - The Chauffeur #133 - 7,1%

64,4% Alice Cooper - Poison #01 - 10,5% 64,4% Depeche Mode - It's No Good #101 - 9,1%

64,2% Ace of Base - Happy Nation #192 - 3,8%

64,1% Destiny’s Child - Jumpin’, Jumpin’ #51 - 12,7%

64% 2 Unlimited - No Limit #182 - 3,2% 64% 30 Seconds to Mars - Battle of One #183 - 3,9% 64% Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes #330 - 3,3%

63,8% Kongos - Come With Me Now #17 - 15,9% 63,8% A. R. Rahman - Jai Ho #40 - 4,6%

63,7% Eminem featuring Nate Dogg - 'Till I Collapse #239 - 2,1%

63,6% Björk - Army of Me #214 - 19,7% * 63,6% Aaliyah - Try Again #217 - 7,6%

63,4% 50 Cent - Candy Shop #320 - 12,2%

63,3% Dua Lipa - New Rules #126 - 10,6% 63,3% Smashing Pumpkins - Zero #327 - 5,1%

63,1% Olly Murs - Heart Skips A Beat #106 - 2,2% 63,1% David Bowie - Life on Mars? #235 - 16,9%

63% Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? #123 - 3,8%

62,6% Métisse - Boom Boom Bâ #287 - 4,2%

62,4% 30 Seconds to Mars - Fallen #30 - 5,5% 62,4% Beastie Boys - Intergalactic #153 - 16% 62,4% The Castells - Some Enchanted Evening #207 - 1,3%

62,3% Childish Gambino - This Is America #71 - 18,2% 62,3% the Chemical Brothers - Galvanize #191 - 7%

62% Billie Eilish - No Time to Die #168 - 5%

61,7% Korn - Did My Time #194 - 6% 61,7% Ginuwine - Pony #297 - 12,8%

61,4% The Prodigy - Breathe #112 - 4,5%

61,3% Blue Stahli - One Last Breath #99 - 1.8%

61,2% Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai #284 - 14,5%

61,1% Wham! - Everything She Wants #108 - 6,5%

61% Skunk Anansie - Weak #196 - 4,3%

60,7% Gyllene Tider - Sommartider #274 - 2,2%

60,6% Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah #70 - 9,9% 60,6% Kwoon featuring Babet - King Of Sea #115 . 0,5%

60,4% No Doubt - Sunday Morning #265 - 4,1%

60,3% My Chemical Romance - Bury Me In Black #294 - 19% *

60,2% Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me High #155 - 1,4%

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59,2% Reol - The Sixth Sense #266 - 1,7% 59,2% Puscifer - Rev 22.20 #334 - 5,4%

58,9% AC/DC - Hail Caesar #158 - 3,2% 58,9% Linkin Park - Waiting for the End #272 - 16,9%

58,7% Duran Duran - The Wild Boys #21 - 9,6%

58,5% Nova Twins - Antagonist #68 - 4,5%

58,4% Ava Max - Torn #331 - 2,8%

58,1% Madonna - Live to Tell #184 - 3%

57,6% Coldplay - Hymn for the Weekend #234 - 4,4%

56,8% Mendez - Adrenaline #23 - 1,2% 56,8% Sash! - Ecuador #73 - 1,7% 56,8% Anouk - Nobody's Wife #176 - 2,2%

56,7% George Michael and Mary J. Blige - As #62 - 3,2% 56,7% Kelis - Trick Me #175 - 4,2%

56,6% Nikka Costa - Like A Feather #48 - 0,6% 56,6% Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds & Kylie Minogue - Where the Wild Roses Grow #103 - 5,7%

56,3% Beyoncé - Work It Out #340 - 5,2%

56,1% Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love #117 - 0,8%

55,9% Blur - Coffee & TV #56 - 9,7%

55,8% Kool & the Gang - Too Hot #277 - 3% 55,8% Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red #314 - 4,2%

55,7% Big Brovaz - Nu Flow #65 - 0,9% 55,7% K’s Choice - Everything For Free #79 - 1,2% 55,7% AISHA and Jamison Boaz - Love the Subhuman Self #211 - 4,2%

55,5% System of a Down - Fuck the System #293 - 16,1%

55,4% Moby - Natural Blues #07 - 2,5% 55,4% Janet Jackson featuring Q-Tip and Joni Mitchell - Got 'til It's Gone #146 - 2,2%

55,2% Rammstein - Engel #35 - 7,3%

55,1% Maximum the Hormone - What's Up, People?! #138 - 10,6% 55,1% Eros Ramazzotti - Più Bella Cosa #290 - 3,6%

55% DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime #273 - 4,9%

54,6% John Lennon - Imagine #203 - 5,3%

54,5% Billie Myers - Tell Me #86 - 0,9% 54,5% Lana Del Rey - High by the Beach #186 - 4,4%

54,3% Chthonic - Takao #285 - 2,9%

54% Aqua - Turn Back Time #28 - 8,2%

53,9% Ardis - No Man's Land #88 - 0,9%

53,5% Kylie Minogue - Confide In Me #13 - 5,2%

53,4% Apashe - Lord & Master #170 - 1,5%

53,2% Sugababes - Overload #312 - 4,3%

53% LL Cool J featuring Boyz II Men #243 - 3,4% 53% Maxim featuring Skin - Carmen Queasy #245 - 3,2%

52,8% Madonna - Who's That Girl #18 - 9,8%

52,7% Aerosmith - Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees) #84 - 3,5% 52,7% MUCC - Daikirai #161 - 2,1%

52,2% Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song #49 - 2,1%

52,1% DJ Shadow - Six Days #180 - 2%

51,6% Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler #14 - 6%

51,5% Foals - Tron #210 - 1,6%

51,3% Mariah Carey - The Roof (Back in Time) #46 - 1,4% 51,3% Mori Calliope & Reol - 虚像のCarousel #55 - 5,6%

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49,9% Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At #31 - 6,9%

49,8% Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady #122 - 4,1%

49,7% Warren G & Sissel - Prince Igor #20 - 2,2%

49% Billie Eilish - NDA #10 - 2,6%

47,7% Massive Attack - Angel #39 - 5,9%

47,5% Adam Tensta - My Cool #11 - 1%

47,4% Slipknot - The Blister Exists #100 - 2,6%

47,3% The Lonely Island featuring Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow #221 - 9,1% 47,3% Burna Boy featuring 21 Savage - Sittin' on Top of the World #248 - 1,9%

47% Seether - Fuck It #74 - 2,6%

46,9% Rhiannon Giddens - Way Over Yonder #102 - 1,2%

46,8% Spiritbox - Rotoscope #66 - 2,6%

46,6% Sabrina Carpenter - Feather #25 - 4,6%

46,5% Stray Kids - Slash #316 - 4,1%

46% Prince - The Greatest Romance Ever Sold #69 - 2,6%

45,6% Jimmy Cliff feat Lebo M - Hakuna Matata #06 - 2%

45,3% Youssou N'Dour and Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds #212 - 3,3%

44,9% Alcazar - Physical #254 - 0,9%

44,3% 3T and Michael Jackson - Why #114 - 0,7%

44,2% Tones and I - Dance Monkey #178 - 6,1%

44,1% Scooter - Friends #230 - 0,8% 44,1% Darren Hayes - Hero #252 - 1,2%

43,9% The Prodigy - No Good (Start the Dance) #08 - 2,6% 43,9% David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans #33 - 8,5% 43,9% Faithless - Insomnia #109 - 2,9%

43,8% Jonas Brothers - Only Human #204 - 2%

43,1% Atari Teenage Riot - Speed #317 - 4,1%

42,7% Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice #12 - 16,3%

42,6% Eminem - Rabbit Run #27 - 2,9%

42,1% Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men - One Sweet Day #296 - 3,8%

41,5% Destiny's Child - With Me #198 - 3,2%

41,2% Diana Ross - If We Hold On Together #241 - 10,8%

40,6% Michael Jackson - Will You Be There #45 - 2,3%

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39,8% Alanis Morissette - I Was Hoping #96 - 1.6%

38,8% Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November #36 - 1,1%

38,5% Bright Light Bright Light featuring Mark Gatiss - Next To You #174 - 0,8%

37,9% Ariana Grande - Yes, And? #140 - 1,8%

37,6% Babylon Zoo - Spaceman #189 - 2%

36,5% Jedward - Luminous #125 - 1,4% 36,5% Elton John - I Want Love #240 - 2,1%

35,3% Noporn - Geleia de Morango #150 - 0,3%

35,1% 30 Seconds to Mars - Midnight Prayer #333 - 1,1%

34,6% Ena Mori - Fall Inlove! #149 - 0,4%

33,3% Ryan Gosling - Put Me in the Car #15 - 3,2%

32,4% Take That - Babe (Return remix) #303 - 0,3%

30% Darren Hayes - Spin #03 - 0,6%

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29,1% Addis Black Widow - Goes Around Comes Around #250 - 3%

29% Dreamcrusher - In Due Time #98 - 0.7%

28,2% BTS - Life Goes On #97 - 1.8%

[quotefeeling]

I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

[perfeqt]

I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

[thoughtkick]

I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

[adamwatchesmovies]

Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Escape Plan might not have been a great film but it had a solid premise. It was a decent hit at the box office, which is why (I’m guessing) some greedy Chinese producers decided to turn this into a franchise. This is an awful film. It barely feels like a follow-up to the 2013 picture because it tosses the main case aside to focus on new characters in a moronic plot entirely devoid of fun.

Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone) has expanded his security company with newcomers Shu Ren (Huang Xiaoming), Jasper Kimbral (Wes Chatham) and Luke Graves (Jesse Metcalfe). Now they do more than simply test the security measures of top-security penitentiaries: they also rescue hostages. After Kimbral makes a bad call and a hostage is killed, Breslin fires him. A year later, Shu and his cousin Yusheng Ma (Chen Tang) are kidnapped and imprisonned in a high-tech facility. Overseen by robot guards, “Hades” is ruled by “The Zookeeper”, who forces his prisoners to fight. Win and you get rations. Lose and you walk away with nothing.

They probably only had Stallone, 50 Cent and Jaime King for a couple of days, just enough time to have them at the beginning and at the end of the movie. In the middle, we’re following new characters you wouldn't care about even if they had been involved since the franchise started. Immediately, you know this super prison thing is tied to Kimbral. He’s a tech genius (a.k.a. hacker wizard) and isn't happy about being fired so of course he’s got to be the mastermind behind the curtain. He would've gotten away with his secret operation too, if only he hadn't kidnapped one of his ex-co-workers' cousin. Or maybe the coincidence is that one of his ex-co-workers had someone worth kidnapping. This film is not concerned with whether things make sense. This is why The Zookeeper has people fight in MMA-style battles, why the prison has robot guards but inmates cook food, why there are forcefields everywhere when metal bars would’ve sufficed. The building looks like a rejected set from Tron: Legacy and when you find out where it is hidden, you’ll flip your lid. None of this makes ANY sense.

To prevent you from falling asleep, scenes featuring a new character played by David Bautista have been shot/spliced in. All of them feel like they come from a bargain-bin action movie, the kind you star in when your power to attract audiences has dwindled to nothing but the most dedicated and brainwashed fans. Desperate audiences might have a couple of laughs at the expense of the way-too-dedicated-and-simultaneously-useless henchmen or ridiculous characters we meet in the prison - my favourite being a trio of hackers who dress like vampires and repeat “We are Legion” over and over. Even so, there isn’t a moment of Escape Plan 2 that makes you wonder why you haven’t shut it off yet.

With each character more boring than the last, the plot being essentially a re-tread of the first, the action scenes looking like they were shot from inside a washing machine and none of the performers displaying any charisma, Escape Plan 2: Hades almost has an unintentional meta-quality. It becomes a mega-dungeon that extinguishes all hope of escape. 96 minutes? Might as well be a life sentence. (October 2, 2020)

[thehopefulquotes]

I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

[perfectquote]

I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

William Chapman

[sidekick-hero]

(steddie | teen | 1.4k | cw: blood, the aftermath of a beating | tags: hurt!eddie and protective!steve, running away | @steddielovemonth prompt Love is letting him pick the music by @sparklyslug | @steddiesongfics Tracy Chapman "Fast Car" | AO3)

Someone's banging on his door, the noise so loud that it drowns out Queen blasting from his speakers. His first thought is, "It's back," quickly followed by panic that grips his heart, squeezing it tight as he thinks, "Someone's hurt".

Steve runs to the front door and flings it open before the second thought fully registers, his fears seemingly confirmed when he finds Eddie standing on his porch, fist raised to knock again. The adrenaline pumping through his veins makes everything laser sharp, his mind running a mile a minute as he takes in the man in front of him.

The man who owns his heart and who looks seconds away from collapsing. The dark bruises on his face are a stark contrast to the pallor of his skin, and Steve's stomach drops at the sight of one of those beloved eyes swollen shut. There is blood on Eddie's face, dripping from his nose, which also looks swollen and slightly crooked, and from his mouth, where his lip is split open. He's hunched over, his other arm wrapped around his own middle in a protective grip. 'Please don't let him be hurt any more than this, I can't lose him,' he pleads to a god he doesn't even believe in.

He would beg any deity and any demon for Eddie. His life, his soul, they could have it all if it meant Eddie would be okay.

It's not healthy or well-adjusted or whatever psych-speak there is to say that what Steve feels for Eddie might be fucked up in its intensity. It's not like Steve gives a fuck. He has more important things on his mind.

"Eddie." He wants to say it in a calm and soothing voice, knows that's what Eddie needs to feel safe, but all he manages is a broken whisper, his fear ringing in every syllable.

"Hi baby," his boyfriend says with a smile that turns into a pained grimace before it's fully formed, "sorry for barging in on you like this but I didn't know where else to go."

It breaks Steve's heart to see Eddie like this. The man he knows, the man he loves, is larger than life, with a big grin and an even bigger heart. He shouldn't look like this, so small and still trying to make himself even smaller, and the only thing Steve can do right now is open his arms and let him sink into his body so Steve can hide him away from a world that doesn't deserve someone like Eddie.

Eddie falls right into him, and Steve wraps him in a careful hug until Eddie pushes even closer, obviously needing to be held tight enough that he can fall apart without losing a piece of himself.

They're still on Steve's doorstep, out in the open for anyone to see, but he doesn't care. Steve has a feeling that he won't be in this shithole of a town much longer anyway.

"Oh baby, it's okay, I got you, you're safe here," he coos into Eddie's ear. He wants to ask what happened. He wants to ask what (who) did this and rush upstairs to grab his bat and bash in the skull of whatever (whoever) did this to him.

A pained whimper is all the warning he gets before the weight in his arms grows heavier as Eddie lets himself crumble and break, trusting Steve to hold him through it.

Steve does, almost carrying Eddie to the couch and pulling him onto his lap once they're there, never letting go of him, not even for a second. Once they're both settled, Steve continues to just hold Eddie as he continues to tremble in Steve's arms, silent sobs tearing through his body.

It takes a long time before Eddie slowly lifts his head from where it's nestled against Steve's neck. "I'm sorry," he says again, as if it was ever a hardship for Steve to have Eddie in his arms. As if it's his fault that they live in a world with sharp teeth that likes to sink them into anything soft.

"Don't be, none of this is your fault. Whoever did this to you should be sorry." He doesn't add that they'll be sorry if he has anything to say about it, because he knows that would upset Eddie. That's why Steve keeps those ugly things away from him.

Eddie laughs humorlessly. "I'm pretty sure the only thing they're sorry for is not finishing the job. Some days I think the next time will be the last. That this time they will finish it, finish me. I'm pretty sure that if I don't get out of here soon, I'm going to die here, Steve."

And that's... Steve knows deep down that that's the truth. It's not Eddie being dramatic, like the time he fell to the floor as if Steve had mortally wounded him by refusing to watch the thing with him for the tenth time. It's Eddie speaking a truth that Steve has been trying to hide from them both for months.

Steve knows it's time to make a choice. For himself and for Eddie. For them. Either they leave this town, tonight, or they may never leave it again. Not alive. Because where one goes, the other follows, and Steve knows he can't protect Eddie forever from the hate and violence that bled into the heart of this town long before either of them were born.

"If we leave now, we can be in Indiana before midnight," Steve hears himself say, the decision already made, because the alternative is blood and pain and sorrow.

The kids graduated a few months ago and are about to leave for college. Robin, Nancy and Jonathan are long gone, many miles and just a phone call away. It doesn't matter where they go, any place would be better than here. They have nothing to lose but each other.

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

"What I'm saying," Steve replies, "is that we can pack up my car right now and be on the highway in about an hour. It's not far to Indy from there. Or Chicago. Hell, if you still wanna go to California, we can do that. I don't care, Eddie. As long as it's with you, we could go to the moon and I'd be happy."

Dark brown eyes search his, one still so swollen Steve wonders if Eddie can see anything with it, the other bloodshot but still beautiful.

"You would do that? Just up and leave everything behind. For me?"

Steve wonders how someone as bright as Eddie (because grades don't make you smart, they both know that) could sometimes be so dense.

"There's nothing I wouldn't do for you." It's not a grand declaration of his undying love, no poetic words as Eddie would find them. Just the simple truth of his irrevocable devotion.

Another searching look before Eddie climbs off his lap and back to his feet. He holds out his hand for Steve to take, and when he does, Eddie pulls him to his feet to kiss him. It's hard, a desperate, hungry edge to it, raw like the blood Steve tastes from the cut in Eddie's lip.

Eddie's lips are red when he pulls away, blood staining them like lipstick. "You even let me pick the music while we drive?"

Wondering if his grin looks as bloodstained and wild as Eddie's, Steve teases, "I wouldn't go that far."

Eddie's eyes (at least the one Steve can see) finally sparkle again, and his grin softens to a gentle smile as he cups Steve's cheek and wipes the blood from his lips. "I love you, Steve Harrington."

"I love you too. You have no idea how much."

"I think I'm starting to."

It's Steve's turn to smile softly at Eddie, pressing a kiss into his palm. "Believe me, this is just the tip of the iceberg."

Eddie's grin turns wolfish at Steve's words, breaking the solemn mood. "Just the tip? I think I heard that one before, big boy."

"You're a menace."

Another kiss, another promise ("I'm your menace"), and then they're almost running to Steve's room, hastily packing only what they consider absolutely necessary. After that, they go to Eddie's new trailer to do the same and leave a message for Wayne, explaining what happened and promising to call as soon as possible.

Then they're off, flying down the highway in Steve's car, and when Eddie reaches for the radio, Steve lets him. As if there had ever been any doubt that Steve was going to let Eddie choose the music for every single day of their life together.

With one hand on the wheel and the other arm wrapped around Eddie's shoulder, Steve feels like he's right where he belongs.

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

list of canon/implied canon characters!

the other day, i was counting how many entries on this blog are canonically queer characters, the number totaled over 700! and so i decided i would make a masterlist of all the canon identities, along with that character's canon pronouns.

this list is sorted alphabetically by fandom, with characters within each fandom, also listed alphabetically.

i put the list below the cut, because it is quite very long.

9-1-1 evan buckley (he/him) - bisexual henrietta wilson (she/her) - lesbian

& juliet francois dubois (he/him) - pansexual may bellerose (they/they) - non-binary romeo montague (he/him) - bisexual - implied

16bit sensation konoha akisato (she/her) - sapphic - implied

a kind of spark keedie darrow (she/her) - lesbian

a league of their own (2022) bertie hart (he/him) - transgender carson shaw (she/her) - bisexual greta gill (she/her) - lesbian jess mccready (she/her) - lesbian jo deluca (she/her) - lesbian lupe garcia (she/her) - lesbian max chapman (she/her) - lesbian

abbott elementary ava (she/her) - bisexual - implied

adventure time (and fionna and cake) fionna (she/her) - bisexual - implied marceline (she/her) - bisexual marshall lee (he/him)- bisexual princess bubblegum (she/her) - sapphic

alfred j. kwak ollie (he/him) - transgender

alice júnior alice júnior (she/her) - transgneder + bisexual taísa (she/her) - bisexual

all for the game andrew minyard (he/him) - gay jean moreau (he/him) - bisexual neil josten (he/him) - demisexual

amphibia anne boonchuy (she/her) - sapphic sasha waybright (she/her) - bisexual

another life zayn petrossian (ze/hir) - non-binary

apex legends bangalore (she/her) - lesbian bloodhound (they/them) - non-binary catalyst (she/her) - transgender fuse (he/him) - pansexual gibraltar (he/him) - gay loba (she/her) - bisexual mirage (he/him) - queer seer (he.him) - pansexual valkyrie (she/her) - lesbian

assassination classroom touka yada (she/her) - sapphic

avatar: the last airbender (and the legend of korra) asami (she/her) - bisexual korra (she/her) - bisexual kyoshi (she/her) - bisexual

avenue q rod (he/him) - gay

baldur's gate 3 dame aylin (she/her) - lesbian isobel thorm (she/her) - lesbian

barbie barbie (she/her)- asexual ken (he/him) - asexual

barbie (dolls + animation) barbie (she/her) - bisexual

batman: the telltale series the joker (he/him) - bisexual

battle for dream island winner (they/them) - non-binary

bbc ghosts captain (he/him) - gay - implied

bbc sherlock eurus holmes (she/her) - queer - implied irene adler(she/her) - sapphic

be more chill richard goranski (he/him) - bisexual squip (it/its) - non-binary

bee and puppycat toast (she/her) - bisexual

beetlejuice beetlejuice (he/him) - pansexual

bfb four (he/they) - agender

black butler alois trancy (he/him) - gay - implied grell sutcliff (she/her) - transgender - canon - bisexual - implied joanne harcourt (he/him) - gay - implied

black hammer mark markz (he/him) - gay

black jack kei kisaragi (he/him) - transgender

bleach giselle gewelle (she/her) - transgender

bloom into you seiji maki (he/him) - aroace yuu koito (she/her) - lesbian

blue lock kunigami rensuke (he/him) - bisexual sae itoshi (he/him) - achillean - implied shidou ryusei (he/him) - gay

blue period ayukawa ryuji (any pronouns) - non-binary + bisexual

bob and rose bob (he/him) - homoflexible

bob's burgers bob belcher (he/him) - bisexual - implied

bocchi the rock ikuyo kita (she/her) - lesbian

bojack horseman kelsey jannings (she/her) - lesbian the cardinal (she/her) - transgender - implied todd chavez (he/him) - asexual

bones angela montenegro (she/her) - bisexual haru tanaka - non-binary - implied roxie lyon (she/her) - lesbian

breakfast on pluto patricia braden (she/her) - transgender

bright young things miles maitland (he/him) - gay

brooklyn nine-nine rosa diaz (she/her)- bisexual

bubble comics oleg volkov (he/him) - achillean - implied sergey razumovsky (he/him) - bisexual - implied

buffy the vampire slayer kennedy (she/her) - lesbian tara maclay (she/her) - lesbian willow rosenberg (she/her) - lesbian

bully jimmy hopkins (he/him) - bisexual - implied

camp here and there jedidiah martin (he/him) - gay - implied marisol yuchengo (she/her) - bisexual + transgender rowan chow (he/him) - bisexual + transgender sydney sargent (he/him) - transgender + gay

cardcaptor sakura nakuru akizuki (she/her) - non-binary - implied sakura kinomoto (she/her) - pansexual sonomi daidouji (she/her) - lesbian syaoran li (he/him) - bisexual tomoyo daidouji (she/her) - lesbian touya kinomoto (he/him) - bisexual yukito tsukishiro (he/him) - achillean

castle swimmer queen nee (she/her) - transgender

castlevania alucard (he/him) - bisexual

changing channels blacklight (she/her) - lesbian spotlight (she/her) - lesbian

claudine claude (he/him) - transgender

close leo (he/him) - gay - implied remi (he/him) - gay - implied

cookie run abyss monarch cookie (they/them) - non-binary ananas dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary angel cookie (they/them) - non-binary blue lily cookie (she/her) - lesbian candy diver cookie (they/them) - non-binary cotton candy cookie (she/her) - queer cream unicorn cookie (they/them) - non-binary dark enchantress cookie (she/it) - genderqueer devil cookie (they/them) - non-binary dj cookie (they/them) - non-binary + bisexual fettuccine cookie (she/it) - genderqueer fig cookie (they/them) - non-binary ion cookie robot (it/its) - agender lilybell cookie (she/her) - lesbian lime cookie (she/her) - pansexual lotus dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary milk cookie (he/him) - achillean moonlight cookie (she/her) - lesbian peppermint cookie (they/them) - non-binary pinecone cookie cookie (they/them) - non-binary pitaya dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary poison mushroom cookie (they/them) - non-binary pomegranate cookie (she/her) - lesbian princess cookie (she/her) - bisexual raspberry cookie (she/her) - sapphic roquefort cookie (they/them) - non-binary + queer sea fairy cookie (she/her) - lesbian snapdragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary snow sugar cookie (they/them) - non-binary sorbet shark cookie (they/them) - non-binary space donut (they/it) - non-binary squid ink cookie (they/them) - non-binary strawberry crepe cookie (they/them) - non-binary timekeeper cookie (she/they) - genderqueer white choco cookie (she/her) - lesbian

cosmosdex apollo v1 (he/him) - transgender - implied athena v1 - sapphic eris v1 - sapphic hermes v1 - m-spec john gaylord v13 - gay

craig of the creek angel jose (they/them) - agender george (he/him) - gay

crazy ex girlfriend darryl whitefeather (he/him) - bisexual josh (he/him) - gay maya (she/her) - bisexual valencia perez (she/her) - bisexual

cucumber quest rosemaster (she/her) - transgender

danganronpa chihiro fujisaki (he/him) - transfeminine - implied nagito komeada (he/him) - achillean

danganronpa: despair time ace markey (he/him) - gay eden tobisa (she/her) - lesbian

dark carnival acro (any pronouns) sydney wilson (she/her) - aroace

dc artemis of bana-mighdall (she/her) - bisexual catwoman (she/her) - bisexual ghost maker (he/him) - bisexual harley quinn (she/her)- bisexual harper row (she/her)- bisexual jack phantom (she/her) - lesbian john constantine (he/him) - bisexual jon kent (he/him) - bisexual leonard snart (he/him) - pansexual nial nal (she/her) - transgender poison ivy (she/her) - bisexual rebis (any pronouns) - intersex + pangender sarah lance (she/her) - bisexual "spooner" cruz (she/her) - asexual tim drake (he/him) - bisexual wonder woman (she/her) - bisexual yara flor (she/her) - bisexual

dead by daylight david king (he/him) - gay

dead end: paranormal park barney guttman (he/him) - gay + transgender norma khan (she/her) - bisexual

descendants gil (he/him) - gay harry hook (he/him) - bisexual mal (she/her) - pansexual

destiny 2 drifter (he/him) - pansexual

devil's line akihito kanzaki (they/them) - non-binary + asexual + gay

dirk gently's holistic detective agency tina tevetino (she/her) - bisexual

do revenge eleanor levetan (she/her) - lesbian

doctor who bill potts (she/her) - lesbian maestro (they/them) - non-binary

dodgeball: a true underdog story kate veatch (she/her) - bisexual

dorohedoro turkey (she/her) - transgender

dr. stone ishigami senku (he/him) - aroace - implied

duolingo bea (she/her) - bisexual lily (she/her) - lesbian - implied lin (she/her) - lesbian oscar (he/him) - gay

elsewhere dan cooper (he/him) - bisexual - implied

emmerdale liv flaherty (she/her) - asexual

entropic float peri dubois (she/her) - asexual

ever after high apple white (she/her) - lesbian c. a. cupid (she/her) - bisexual darling charming (she/her) - lesbian faybelle thorn (she/her) - lesbian raven queen (she/her) - bisexual

everything's gonna be okay drea stevens (she/her) - asexual + lesbian matilda moss (she/her) - sapphic

fallout 4 deacon (he/him) - bisexual john hancock (he/him) - bisexual preston garvey (he/him) - bisexual rj maccready (he/him) - bisexual

falsettos charlotte (she/her) - lesbian cordelia (she/her) - lesbian marvin (he/him) - gay whizzer (he/him) - gay

fantasy high riz gukgak (he/him) - asexual

fellow travelers tim laughlin (he/him) - gay

final space ash graven (she/her) - sapphic

fire emblem linhardt von hevring (he/him) - bisexual - implied

fire punch togata (he/him) - transgender

flicker (roblox) adora (she/her) - lesbian alab (they/them) - non-binary amethyst (she/they/ze) - demigirl + trixic aphrodite (she/her) - transgender arielle (she/her)- transgender chidi (he/him) - asexual cody (he/him) - transgender eduardo (he/they) - demiboy + pansexual elaina (they/them) - non-binary ezra (they/them) - non-binary + toric fayola (she/they) - demigirl grace (they/them) - non-binary + aroace halona (they/he/she) - two-spirit john (he/him) - bisexual joshua (he/him) - gay kai (they/them) - non-binary + pansexual kiryomi (she/her) - lesbian lassi (they/them) - non-binary + aroace lukey (they/them) - agender + questioning melodie (she/her) - lesbian mika (any pronouns) - genderfluid + aroace prasiddhi (she/her) - bisexual quinn (they/them) - genderqueer + questioning tamia (they/them) - non-binary trey (they/them) - agender vinny (he/him) - bisexual

flight rising wayfinder merrigan (they/he/she) - non-binary

fruits basket hatsuharu sohma (he/him) - bisexual - implied ritsu sohma (he/him) - transfeminine - implied

generation greta moreno (she/her) - lesbian + asexual

genshin impact jeht (she/her) - lesbian kaeya alberich (he/him) - bisexual - implied kamisato ayaka (she/her) - bisexual - implied lyney (he/him) - bisexual - implied the traveler (male traveler: he/him; female traveler: she/her) - queer - implied venti (he/him) - agender - implied

ghostbusters phoebe spengler (she/her) - lesbian - implied

ginny and georgia sophie sanchez (she/her) - bisexual

given mafuyu (he/him) - gay

good omens crowley (he/him) - genderfluid maggie (she/her) - lesbian muriel (they/them) - non-binary nina (she/her) - sapphic pollution (they/them) - non-binary

gravity falls bill cipher (he/him) - gay - implied mabel pines (she/her) - bisexual - implied wendy corduroy (she/her) - bisexual

grishaverse hanne brum (she/her) - sapphic - canon - genderqueer - implied jesper fahey (he/him) - bisexual nina zenik (she/her) - bisexual wylan van eck (he/him) - gay

guilty gear bridget (she/her) - transgender testament (they/them) - agender

gundam miorine (she/her) - sapphic suletta (she/her) - sapphic

hades zagreus (he/him) - polyamorous + bisexual

haikyuu hitoka yachi (she/her) - sapphic - implied

hannibal hannibal lecter (he/him) - bisexual

has anyone heard of the left/right game? eve (she/her) - sapphic

hazbin hotel alastor (he/him) - aroace angel dust (he/him) - gay charlie morningstar (she/her) - bisexual cherri bomb (she/her) - bisexual husk (he/him) - pansexual sir pentious (he/him)- bisexual vaggie (she/her) - sapphic valentino (he/him) - pansexual velvette (she/her) - queer vox (he/him) - bisexual

heartbreak high "ca$h" piggott (he/him) - asexual darren (they/them) - non-binary + queer malakai (he/him) - bisexual missy (she/her) - bisexual

hellboy comics ben damio (he/him) - gay - implied

helluva boss andrealphus (he/him) - gay asmodeus (he/him) - pansexual barbie wire (she/her) - pansexual beelzebub (she/her) - pansexual blitzo (he/him) - pansexual chazwick thurman (he/him) - pansexual + polyamorous fizzarolli (he/him) - gay loona (she/her) - bisexual mammon (he/him) - asexual martha (she/her) - bisexual millie (she/her) - bisexual moxxie (he/him) - bisexual mrs. mayberry (she/her) - bisexual octavia (she/her) - asexual sallie may (she/her) - transgender stolas (he/him) - queer vassago (she/her) - gay verosika mayday (he/him)- pansexual

her tears were my light space (she/her) - sapphic time (she/her) - sapphic

hollow knight ghost (they/them) - agender sheo (he/him) - gay nailsmith (he/him) - gay

honkai impact 3rd bronya zaychik (she/her) - lesbian elysia (she/her) - lesbian himeko murata (she/her) -bisexual kiana kaslana (she/her) - lesbian raiden mei (she/her) - lesbian seele vollerei (she/her) - lesbian theresa apocalypse (she/her) - sapphic

honkai star rail acheron (she/her) - sapphic - implied aventurine (he/him) - gay - implied firefly (she/her) - bisexual + genderfluid - implied

houkai gakuen 2 wendy (she/her) - sapphic

house of the dragon rhaenyra targaryen (she/her) - bisexual

how to get away with murder connor walsh (he/him) - gay

how to train your dragon gobber the belch (he/him) - gay - implied

hunter x hunter alluka zoldyck (she/her) - transgender

i was a teenage exocolonist nomi-nomi (they/them) - non-binary + demisexual + pansexual

idw comics tangle the lemur (she/her) - sapphic whisper the wolf (she/her) - sapphic

ION cracklin (he/him) - gay

it chapter 2 richie tozier (he/him) - gay

jackson's diary david miller (he/him) - bisexual

jamie johnson dillon simmonds (he/him) - gay

jane the virgin adam eduardo alvaro (he/him) - bisexual luisa alver (she/her) - lesbian petra solano (she/her) - bisexual

jay and silent bob jay (he/him) - bisexual - implied

jojo's bizarre adventure dio brando (he/him) - bisexual squalo (he/him) - gay tiziano (he/him) - gay

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koisenu futari sakuko kodama (she/her) - aroace satoru takahashi (he/him) - aroace

league of legends caitlyn (she/her) - lesbian nami (she/her) - bisexual vi (she/her) - lesbian

lego monkie kid tang (he/him) - gay - implied the golden-winged peng (they/them) - non-binary

lego ninjago sally (she/her) - bisexual

les miserables grantaire (he/him) - gay

liar game fukunaga yuji (she/her) - transgender

lord of the flies jack merridew (he/him) - bisexual - implied ralph (he/him) - gay - implied

lost in space luca esposito (he/him) - intersex

love in hate nation harriet asp (she/her) - sapphic kitty minx (she/her) - transgender sheila nal (she/her) - lesbian susannah sonn (she/her) - lesbian

love is war chika fujiwara (she/her) - sapphic

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milgram kazui mukuhara (he/him) - gay - implied

minecraft diaries laurance (he/him) - pansexual - implied

miraculous ladybug alix kubdel (she/her) - aromantic juleka couffaine (she/her) - lesbian max kante (he/him) - asexual rose lavillant (she/her) - bisexual

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moriarty the patriot james bonde (he/him) - transgender

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my hero academia himiko toga (she/her) - sapphic - implied

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my time at portia merlin (she/her) - aromantic - implied

neon genesis evangelion kaworu nagisa (he/him) - achillean

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o maidens in your savage season momoko sudo (she/her) - lesbian

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osora arias ariguetrez (he/him) - pansexual osora calaveras (he/they) - non-binary + pansexual

our dreams at dusk anonymous (any pronouns)- non-binary + aroace natsuyoshi utsumi (he/him) - transgender tasuku kaname (he/him) - gay

our flag means death stede bonnet (he/him) - gay

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paradise kiss isabella yamamoto (she/her) - transgender joji koizumi (he/him) - bisexual

peep show jeremy usbourne (he/him) - bisexual

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project sekai mizuki akiyama (she/they) - transgender + non-binary - implied

puella magi madoka magica homura akemi (she/her) - lesbian + asexual - implied kyoko sakura (she/her) - lesbian madoka kaname (she/her) - lesbian + asexual - implied sayaka miki (she/her) - bisexual

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rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles leonardo (he/him) - achillean - implied

rocky horror picture show brad majors (he/him) - achillean frank-n-furter (he/him) - bisexual janet weiss (she/her) - sapphic - implied

rocky horror picture show: let's do the time warp again! frank-n-furter (she/her) - bisexual + transgender janet weiss (she/her) - sapphic

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selah and the spades selah summers (she/her) - asexual - canon - aromantic - implied

shadows over welde argentum (they/them) - non-binary

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shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan noko shikanoko (she/her) - transgender - implied

shiva baby danielle (she/her) - bisexual

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stars align yuu asuka (they/them) - non-binary

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stop!! hibari-kun geikijiro taiga (he/him) - transgender hibari oozora (she/her) - transgender

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tangled: the series cassandra (she/her) - lesbian - implied

team starkid alice woodward (she/her) - lesbian deb (she/her) - lesbian jemilla (she/her) - sapphic officer doug (they/them) - non-binary professor hidgens (he/him) - achillean ruth fleming (she/her) - bisexual schwoopsie (she/her) - sapphic zazzalil (she/her) - sapphic ziggs (they/them) - non-binary

that time i got reincarnated as a slime rimuru tempest (they/them) - agender + asexual

the adventure zone cary fangbattle (she/her) - sapphic hurley (she/her) - sapphic killian (she/her) - sapphic kravitz (he/him) - achillean lup (she/her) - transgender roswell (they/them) - agender sloane (she/her) - sapphic

the amazing world of gumball darwin watterson (he/him) - pansexual leslie (he/him) - gay - implied

the applegates sally applegate (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the disastrous life of saiki k saiki kusuo (he/him) - aroace - canon - transgender - implied

the dragon prince terry (he/him) - transgender

the great north ham tobin (he/him) - gay

the imperfects abbi singh (she/her) - lesbian + asexual

the IT crowd richmond avenal (he/him) - bisexual

the last of us bill (he/him) - gay frank (he/him) - gay

the loud house luna loud (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the lovely bones ruth connors (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the maze runner newt (he/him) - gay

the mighty boosh vince noir (he/him) - bisexual

the mitchells vs the machines katie mitchell (she/her) - sapphic

the music freaks alexzander whickham (he/him) - gay luke peterson (he/him) - pansexual

the owl house amity blight (she/her) - lesbian eda clawthorne (she/her) - bisexual hunter (he/him) - bisexual lillith clawthorne (she/her) - aroace luz noceda (she/her) - bisexual masha (they/them) - non-binary raine whispers (they/them) - non-binary the titan (he/him) - genderqueer willow park(she/her) - pansexual

the peripheral aelita west (she/her) - sapphic grace hogart (she/her) - sapphic

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the sandman desire (they/it) - non-binary johanna constantine (she/her) - bisexual the corinthian (he/him) - achillean

the shining (and doctor sleep) danny torrance (he/him) - bisexual - implied

the umbrella academy klaus hargreeves (he/him) - pansexual viktor hargreeves (he/him) - transgender - canon - bisexual - implied

the untamed lan wangji (he/him) - gay wei wuxian (he/him) - gay

the walking dead aaron (he/him) - gay paul "jesus" monroe (he/him) - gay

the witcher ciri (she/her) - bisexual jaskier (he/him) - bisexual

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touhou marisa kirisame (she/her) - lesbian - implied

transformers earthspark hashtag malto (she/her) - sapphic nightshade malto (they/them) - non-binary

tsubasa chronicle fai d. fluorite (he/him) - achillean - implied kurogane (he/him) - achillean - implied mokona modoki (white mokona: she/her; black mokona: he/him) - agender sakura li (she/her) - pansexual - implied syaoran li (he/him) - bisexual - implied

twin peaks denise bryson (she/her) - transgender

undertale (and deltarune) alphys (she/her) - bisexual chara (they/them) - non-binary frisk (they/them) - non-binary kris dreemurr (they/them) - non-binary mad mew mew (she/her) - transgender napstablook (they/them) - non-binary noelle holiday (she/her) - lesbian undyne (she/her) - lesbian

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vocaloid kasane teto (she/her) - non-binary + xenogender

wandee goodday plakao (he/him) - gay + asexual

wandersong the bard (they/them) - non-binary

warrior cats ravenpaw (he/him) - gay tallstar (he/him) - gay

welcome to demonschool asmodeus alice (he/him) - gay - implied

wendell & wild raul cocolotl (he/him) - transgender

what we do in the shadows guillermo de la cruz (he/him) - gay laszlo cravensworth (he/him)- pansexual nadja (she/her) - pansexual nandor (he/him) - pansexual

who framed roger rabbit? jessica rabbit (she/her) - asexual

wii sports gwen (she/her) - transgender - implied

wings of fire sunfire (she/her) - sapphic

wish/kobato kohaku (she/her) - agender

xo kitty florian (he/him) - gay juliana (she/her) - lesbian kitty song-covey (she/her) - bisexual q (he/him) - gay yuri han (she/her) - lesbian

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zoe's extraordinary playlist mo (he/she/they) - genderfluid

zombieland saga lily hoshikawa (she/her) - transgender

zombies a-spen (they/them) - non-binary + bisexual willa lykensen (she/her) - queer