#Neptune round table

[spahhzy]

Corner Pocket. 1# Lagging.

'The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition' Mark Twain.

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"Do I have to?" Groaned Jaune in annoyance as Sun, Neptune, and Ren all dragged him to a local bar.

"Yes, dude, ever since the breakup with 'she-who-will-not-be-named', you've one been slacking on the gym, and two been cooped up in your room for months" explained Neptune as Jaune just sighed in annoyance.

"C'mon guys, I'm not sad anymore, I'm over it, really!" Jaune said, trying to find a way out of this little trip.

"That's a lie. You've been watching 'Your lie in april', 'plastic memories' and Wolf Children' in that exact order mind you, and you've been watching it on repeat for those months you stayed in your room" Ren said as Jaune just glared daggers at his best friend.

"Thanks, Ren. I truly appreciate it" Jaune said sarcastically.

"Always happy to help,"

"Come on, Jaune, have some fun and have a little to drink, and play some pool," Sun said as Jaune just sighed, seeing no way out of this just nodded.

Sun and Neptune cheered as Ren gave a small smile.

'Eh, this might not be too bad'

-Juniors Bar-

'This freaking sucks!' Was Jaune first thought as he looked down at the pool table.

"Dude, you freaking suck at pool," chuckled as he pointed to the bottom right pocket before sinking in the 8ball.

"You didn't sink any of the solids at all," commented Neptune a little amazed.

"I pocketed the cue ball at least..." Jaune said lamely as he held his head down.

"That's not a good thing, Jaune," Ren said to him, and Jaune nodded lamely.

"I know Ren...I know" Jaune told him as he reached for his glass of soda and taking a dip.

"We just need to get you some practice. Get your bridge and stance down, and you'll be pocketing 8balls in no time!" Cheered Sun as Jaune racked up another round.

"Alright, Nep, you're up, I think I'll go get me another drink Jaune said, waving an empty glass around as Neptune hopped off the stool and grabbed his pool cue from the rack.

"Get me a shot glass of bourbon, would you Jaune" asked Ren and Jaune raised his eyebrow.

"Bourbon? You?" Jaune asked and Ren shrugged.

"Nora has been expanding my alcohol horizons." Jaune shook his head and smiled. That was Nora, alright.

Jaune left the trio and walked up to the bar as Junior was standing by.

"Well, well, if it isn't my favorite blonde, how are you?" Junior asked, and Jaune shrugged as he sat on the stool.

"Eh could be better, but I'm not complaining, I guess," Jaune told him before asking for another soda and a shot of bourbon.

"Yeah, last I saw of you, you got hammered, but luckily, instead of smashing up the place, you sang sad love songs," Junior said as Jaune just blushed in embarrassment.

"Ah yes, thank you for reminding me," Jaune told him as Junior smiled.

"No problem, buddy." before handing him his soda and shot glass.

Jaune nodded to him and left a small tip before taking the drinks and heading back to the table.

"Here ya, Ren," Jaune said, handing him the small glass as Ren nodded, taking it before downing the liquid.

"Didn't get one for yourself, Jaune?" Asked Neptune and Jaune just shook his head.

"Last time I drank, I was singing songs, I think I'll pass," Jaune said as Sun patted Jaune on the back.

"Jaune, come on, it's been quiet awhile since 'she-who-will-not-be-named' did what she did. Don't you think it's time you get back out there and try again?" Sun said, and Jaune just stayed quiet, staring at the empty cup in his hands.

Jaune stood up from his stool and walked away from the trio, Neptune hit Sun on the back of the head as Ren just sighed.

Jaune made his way back to the bar counter.

"What do they know...it's not like they were cheated on" he grumbled as he sat back to the bar stool.

"Another coke?" Junior asked, and Jaune just nodded handing him the glass.

"Hey Junior, you think it's time I...I don't know hop back into the dating scene?" Jaune asked and Junior brought him a drink.

"Why are you asking me?" He questioned, and Jaune just shrugged.

"Maybe I want an answer from another opinion" Jaune said as Junior chuckled.

"Jaune, you have been a good customer to me and a friend, I think you do deserve happiness, but only when you are ready," He told him, and Jaune thought on those words.

Maybe Sun, Neptune, and Ren are right.

He shouldn't be mopping about for months on end. What happened happened. All he can do now is move on forward.

"Thank Junior," Jaune said as he downed his soda, too quickly, as the cold drink gave him a brain freeze.

Jaune turned to leave with new vigor, but before he made way, he heard gasp and whispers.

Turning his head, his eyes widened as walking right past him was a very beautiful woman. Her eyes were two tones, pink and brown, matching her hair.

The hypnotic way her hips swayed kept him mesmerized as she passed by him, carrying a parasol with her before meeting two girls, whom Jaune recognized as Juniors hired help, Melanie Melitia Malachite.

The beautiful lady put her parasol on the table, a pool table, and with a twist of the handle she pulled out...a pool cue?

"H-hey Junior, who's she?" Jaune asked as he pointed to the mystery woman.

"Oh her? That's Neo, " Junior said as Jaune nodded, looking at her.

" oh boy, dont do it, Jaune," Junior said.

"Huh, do what?" Asked Jaune, and Junior just shook his head.

"Dont go up to her, It's best if you let this one go," He said to him.

"Why?" He asked and Junior sighed.

"From my understanding, she got out of a nasty relationship, so i think she isn't even looking for something serious if anything at all," Junior explained, and Jaune looked down, understanding what he meant.

"Thanks, Junior, once again." Junior nodded as Jaune gave him another tip before walking back to his friends table.

"Hey guys, imma head back home" Jaune told them as Ren was currently playing a game of 9ball with Sun.

"You sure, buddy?" Neptune asked, and Jaune nodded "Yeah man thanks for taking me out. It was fun. I mean, it, see you guys later Jaune said as he grabbed his coat off the wrack.

Jaune walked to the exit but gave a quick glance to that beautiful woman, Neo, who was in the middle of an 8ball match. He watched as she stepped forward and lined up her pool cue with the cueball, aiming her shot just right she hit one of the stripes and sank it into the left side pocket. She turned her head just briefly and made eye contact with Jaune before giving him a wink. As Jaune just blushed, she returned to her next hit as Jaune walked out the door red in the face.

Steeling his nerves, Jaune smiled, feeling a small warmth pile on him.

Neo, huh?

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY x FFXV: Last Request

Sequel to:

It had been a week since the Battle of Haven and Noctis, Jaune, Sun and Ren were gathered together in the house. Weiss and Neptune were out on a date, which left the boys together with Ruby, Yang, Blake and Nora. All four of them were engrossed in the game, Remnant. Jaune chuckled, amused.

Noctis: Hm? What's up, Jaune?

Jaune: Nothing. I'm just watching the chaos unfold between the girls. It's kinda cute.

Yang: Ha! I win again!

Nora: No way! You totally cheated!

Ren: ...you have a very weird defition of 'cute'.

Sun: Aw lay off, Ren. He's just lovestruck.

Jaune: *chuckles* You're not wrong. Seeing them over there reminds me of what we're fighting for; peace on Remnant. *turns to the boys* But the Battle in Haven got me thinking. Before we take on Salem, is there anything you'd like to do one last time with the girls?

Sun: Umm... well, I haven't really thought of it.

Ren: Me neither. I've been so focused preparing for Haven that I didn't even consider what would come after that.

Jaune: What about you, Noct?

Noctis: *turns to Ruby and sighs* 🎵Slow down, lie down. Remember it's just you and me.🎵

Jaune: 🎵Don't sell out, bow out. Remember how this used to be.🎵

Sun: 🎵I just want you closer, is that alright?🎵

Ren: 🎵Baby let's get closer, tonight.🎵

Jaune/Noctis: 🎵Grant my last request and just let me hold you! Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me!🎵

Sun/Ren: 🎵Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere! But one last time let's go there, lay down beside me, oh!🎵

Sun: 🎵And I've found that I'm bound to wander down that one-way road, oh.🎵

Ren: 🎵And I realized all about your lies. But I'm no wiser than the fool that I was before🎵

Noctis: 🎵I just want you closer, is that alright?🎵

Jaune: 🎵Baby let's get closer, tonight🎵

Jaune/Sun: 🎵Grant my last request and just let me hold you! Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me!🎵

Noctis/Ren: 🎵And sure I can accept that we're going nowhere! But one last time let's go there, ooh, lay down beside me, oh!🎵

Noctis/Jaune: 🎵Baby, baby, baby🎵

Sun/Ren: 🎵Tell me how can, how can this be wrong?🎵

Noctis: 🎵Grant my last request and just let me hold you🎵

Jaune: 🎵Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me🎵

Sun: 🎵Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere🎵

Ren: 🎵But one last time let's go there, lay down beside me🎵

Noctis/Jaune/Sun/Ren: 🎵Grant my last request and just let me hold you! Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me! And sure I can accept that we're going nowhere But one last time let's go there, lay down beside me!🎵

Noctis: 🎵Oh, woah-oh! Yeah, lay down beside... One last time let's go there, lay down beside me.🎵 *deep breath* I think that's what I'd like to do. Just hold Ruby in my arms.

Sun: *sniffs* That's beautiful, man!

Jaune: Mmhmm!

Ren: *ahem* So, uh, now that we got that out of our system, why don't we head down to the White Kitsune for some drinks?

Noctis: Sounds like a great idea. Come on, first round's on me!

Jaune/Sun: Yeah!

As the boys left, the girls were left with bright red blushes and their cards lay on the table forgotten.

Yang: *hands over her mouth* ...did that really just happen?

Nora: *slowly nods head* ...uh huh.

Blake: ...*smiling slightly* wow.

Ruby: ... *whispers* you're wonderful, Noct.

[callsign-phoenix]

I wrote this for @neptunes-curse I hope you like it!

It is a Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x Jake’s sister!reader imagine.

Thank you @lt-natrace for looking this over.

Warnings: cursing, this fic is racially and body type inclusive despite the moodboard suggesting otherwise

“Don’t you think we should tell your brother?” your good soul of a boyfriend asked as you laid comfortably in his arms one evening.

You smiled slightly as you shook your head, looking up at Bob to find a gentle but slightly concerned look on his face.

“You know Jake,” you tried to explain to him, putting your hand to his face to caress the side of it carefully.

“He’d just worry and take that out on you. You know how mean he can be without meaning to be hurtful,” you told him as you watched his eyelids flutter at your touch.

You really liked Bob, but your brother had already ruined other relationships by the way he behaved around your partners.

You didn’t want that to happen to Bob, especially not since they worked together.

It was best to keep your relationship a secret from Jake.

Bob nodded and you felt his fingers trace patterns onto your back.

He leaned in closely, his head lowering to your collarbone, sucking at the skin there, making you smile and forget your brother entirely.

A few days later you were sat in a stool by the pool table at the Hard Deck, the usual place for you and your friends to meet up.

You were proud to call your brother and his coworkers some of your closest friends, a night out with them always promised to be fun.

You were happy to just sit there and talk to your friends, having made an effort to look nice because you were going out, and loving the way Bob eyed you in secret.

While you had spent some time choosing what to wear you hadn’t entirely been very careful about how much your clothing revealed, which your brother addressed the moment he saw you.

When he was close enough to hug you his eyes fell to a deep purple spot near your collarbone.

It was something that you should have seen as well when looking in the mirror had you not been preoccupied by the thought of Bob.

The second Jake saw your hickey he let out a theatrical gasp while gripping your arm.

“Where did you get that from?” he asked, appalled by the bruise at the place of your skin that Bob had found that made you putty in his hands.

The heat was rushing to your cheeks and your heartbeat picked up, but you tried to stay level headed.

Jake wasn’t naïve, he knew a hickey when he saw one, which made a calm reaction from you crucial for everyone involved.

“I don’t have to justify my actions, J,” you answered him with a soft smile as you watched him grit his teeth.

He was silent for a few seconds, narrowing his eyes at you and studying you.

When Payback handed him a beer he snapped back into his usual form, glancing at you before raising his voice so everyone could hear him.

“Whoever my sister is dating, I hope it’s not one of you. I don’t trust any of you fuckers enough for that,” he said as he let his eyes wander over every one of his coworkers before flashing them one of his signature grins.

“Anyways,” he said as he stepped towards the pool table, not seeing Bob wipe his hands on his khakis in fear, “who’s ready to lose in pool?”.

The evening was beautiful, and every one of you had a lot of fun over the course of a few hours.

While you didn’t want the night to end you had work the next day so you made your rounds to say goodbye, taking Bob up on his very innocent offer to drive you home.

You had tried finding Jake to say goodbye but he was enthralled by some civilian woman who was staring him down, so you decided to text him when you were at home instead.

The second you left the bar your hand slipped into Bob’s who looked straight ahead, but you saw a smile spread over his face in response to your action.

He picked up his pace and you followed suit until you reached his car, and a wicked grin spread over your lips.

The moment Bob stood by his car you gently pushed him against it, reaching towards him to press an eager kiss to his lips.

One was followed by another as Bob finally reacted and let his hands roam your body.

You were so engrossed in each other that you didn’t hear your brother approaching until he let out an angry shout behind you.

“Get your hands off of my sister, you asshole,” he shouted and captured the attention of every single person who was outside of the Hard Deck.

When you turned around to face your brother he was already pushing you aside, grabbing Bob by his collar as he continued his angry rambling.

“I swear to God if you touch my sister again I’ll…,” he continued until he looked up into the wide eyes of his bespectacled friend.

Bob looked like a deer caught in headlights and Jake was as surprised as him, both of them just staring at each other for a second.

You took that time to shift in your stance to stand closer to Bob, trying to send your brother a message.

You were waiting on a reaction from either of them but Jake only blinked repeatedly, stepping back from Bob and looking at you.

He still looked majorly confused but his anger had vanished.

“You’re… he’s…,” he stuttered, trying to catch a clear thought.

“But you’re… he’s Bob. That’s fine,” your brother said, looking at you.

“You didn’t have to hide Bob from me, he’s Bob!” he exclaimed, making you chuckle as he obviously still had to process the developments.

Bob nudged your hand with his before intertwining your fingers, gaining the confidence to speak through your connected skin.

“We didn’t… we wanted to keep it private at first,” he explained, and you nodded along.

Leaning against your by now official boyfriend you looked over at Jake, and everyone else that was watching the scene in interest.

“We wanted to tell you in time, but it was just something between us. For us,” you added, feeling Bob’s arm snake around you as his lips found your temple.

He still seemed shocked by the developments and you were pretty sure he was also slightly scared of Jake, so you were happy to serve as his shield.

Jake rubbed the back of his neck as he looked at you, feeling slightly guilty for outing you in such a manner.

Both Bob and you knew that he hadn’t meant to though, which was why you weren’t mad at him.

You chuckled as you pulled away from Bob, making the two steps towards Jake to hug him tightly.

“Thank you for looking out for me, J,” you smiled as you pulled away and he ran a hand over your hair in a brotherly gesture.

“Don’t hurt Bob, or I’ll kill you,” he poked fun at the usual threat that siblings made towards their newfound partners, and it made all three of you chuckle.

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[l3xistentialism]

Kendall Roy

born 05/02/1981 (via fandom dot com)

Sun in Taurus

Stubborn, unrelenting

Money motivated

Stoic demeanor

Moon in Aries

Impulsive 

Emotionally stunted/neglected by Mother

immature

Mercury in Taurus

Focused on material gains & financial success

Difficult letting go 

Slow to speak, may stumble over words or repeat themselves (“uh huh”)

Venus in Taurus

Craves stability

Creativity needs an outlet

Desires material pleasures and the comforts that come with them

Mars in Taurus

Unrelenting, stubborn

Uses money/material status as a weapon

“Bull in a china shop”

Jupiter in Libra

Philosophy based on justice & equality (“fuck the patriarchy!”)

Aspires to be well-rounded & well-liked

Often seen looked to as the mediator, peacemaker

Saturn in Libra

Struggles with moderation, balance & mental stability

Legal issues & the obstacles that come with that

Feeling undermined or underappreciated for the ideas they bring to the table

Uranus in Scorpio

Exercises independence via delving into the taboo

Appreciates the darker nature of life and the chaos it entails

Unconventional relationship with death/life's cycles

Neptune in Sagittarius

Motivated & desire to work abroad

Philosophy & spirituality based on expansion & achievement

Ambitions can delude the mind & cloud judgment

Pluto in Libra

Born during a time during major social shifts

80s babies - grew up under Reaganomics

Relationships are intense; either all consuming or distant & aloof

[palaceofpassion]

here an idea, Jaune, May and Pyrrha in a established relationship, Team RWBY and JNPRZ sitting in the Library studying but the scene plays out as it does in Vol 2 we know Pyrrha would just act professional and polite as Neptune attempts to flirt with not only Weiss but Pyrrha and May, what would be May's response even along side with Weiss.

Now that Pyrrha had taken away his comic book, which she was reading for herself he may add! Jaune had nothing else to do but study, and well... he needed to study. Classes had been rather difficult lately, but he'd been hanging on. Thankfully he'd kept his stupid worthless Ego in check and had accepted help from Pyrrha, May, and the rest of his team.

He was getting there, slow and steady wins the race after all. And he was going to get everything done righ-

"Sup Losers."

Ah, there went any chance of concentrating now. Pulling his attention away from the book Jaune took note of the new arrivals. One he knew of as Sun, Blake's friend (?). She didn't seem to like him much, but from what Jaune noted, he wasn't a bad guy, perhaps they could hand out one day.

Though the other guy caught his attention. Jaune didn't recognize him, but from the looks of it, they were friend-

'Ah, Sun's introducing him... and now he's flirting with Weiss."

Memories of his own first failed attempt came to mind, not something he was proud of mind you. But at least it caught Pyr's attention! So gold linings as you will.

He smiled briefly as he turned his attention to Pyrrha and May. Both girls sharing a single seat as they read his comic together. He sure was lucky to be engaged with two of the loveliest, if not the most amazing women in Remnant.

Regardless he could see that Neptune's flirting with Weiss was going well, good for hi-

'Oh... now he's moving over here.'

"Beacon is filled with Beauties it seems!"

Really, Jaune shouldn't have, nor was he surprised, that Neptune was now bringing his attention to both Pyrrha and May. He rightfully couldn't blame him. Only a blind man couldn't see their beauty, 'Hah, imagine a world where I didn't notice them. That would be awful.' He thought to himself.

Regardless, he made no motion to act, he didn't need to after all. He wasn't the jealous type, as there wasn't any need to be, he trusted them.

"Truly, Vale is hosting the most gorgeous of flowers. One who stands above the rest, and a hidden gem besides her. Ladies~"

He held his hand out, Jaune swore he read that was some kind of Atlesian thing, whatever the case, Weiss didn't seem to happy about it. Her cheeks were puffed up, while Yang was doing her best to not lau- nope no... Yang was laughing her guts out, Ah... the rest of her team joined in.

"Yeaaaah... sorry about him! He's a really good guy, I swear! He just likes flirting a lot."

"Flirting? Nay!" Neptune held a hand to his chest, only after neither Pyrrha nor May reached out in response. Both seemingly avoiding his gaze and attention. "I'm just an admirer of beauty, come on Sun, you have to admit that we're surrounded by beauty."

"I mean... he's not wrong." To everyone's surprise, Jaune spoke up.

"See he gets it! You have to be blessed to be around this many flowers."

Jaune simply shrugged as Nora gave him a teasing knowing grin.

"Again... not wrong."

Though Jaune made a point to avoid the gaze of his friends who were all smirking at him, he just knew that he was going to get teased later, but for now! For now he turned his attention to Pyrrha and May who were both looking at him.

"Yes, I do believe you make a point... Neptune..." Pyrrha spoke his name with a hint of venom. Not a lot, but it was there.

May nodded a long side of her, getting off of her seat, "Ye...yes! I... I think such kind words shou... should be rewarded!"

May, surprisingly summed up quite a bit of courage.

"Ah well now I wouldn't mi-"

Neptune didn't get to finish his statement as both girls rounded the table and took a side by Jaune, each giving him a chaste kiss on the cheek.

"I apologize, but we're already spoken for."

Jaune knew exactly what they were doing, so he just relented and sighed, pulling his hand up showing an engagement ring with a blue stone. Pyrrha pulled one with an emerald, and May one with a dusty rose colored stone.

Neptune's jaw hung loose, but to everyone's surprise, he wasn't upset. "Dude! You have to teach me your ways, how does one acquire a harem?!"

"It's not a harem!"

Jaune really hated being called a Harem king, it was stupid and embarrassing! "They!"

He crossed his arms and pointed at May and Pyrrha, "Are together as well."

"Still! That's amazing! We have to talk. Sun, we're going to hang out with them more often."

Sun shrugged, "Sure, I'm cool with it."

"Ren... you're going with me."

Ren nodded, "That's fine, we can always use more guy friends."

"Daww~ They're bonding!"

Jaune wasn't sure if it was Nora or Yang or both who said it, but he just felt that life was going to take a rather strange turn.

[materialsscienceandengineering]

Periodic Table Championship: Round 1, Day 8, Titanium vs. Neptunium

Match 3 for day 8 of round 1 is element 22, titanium, facing off against element 93, neptunium. Let's meet our challengers:

Titanium is a strong, ductile transition metal that crystalizes in the hexagonal crystal system at room temperature. It is known for its high strength-to-weight ratio, and it also sometimes considered to be a refractory metal. Titanium is mainly used in alloying, included in both steel and aluminum alloys as well as its own, but the majority of titanium produced is in the form of titanium dioxide, for pigments and additives, among other applications. It was named for the Titans from Greek mythology.

Neptunium is a hard, radioactive, actinide element, and the first transuranic element. Its most stable isotope has a half-life of just over 2 million years. Neptunium has few applications, but is used in the production of plutonium, and could theoretically be used in nuclear weaponry. It was named for the planet Neptune, the planet following Uranus.

[leaahhh]

some things i consumed in april

blondshell’s self-titled debut album

there is a shocking amount of music i truly, madly love coming out this year. i think this is one of my top 3 albums of 2023 (i know it’s only april). i’d only casually listened to blondshell until i saw her play the rolling stone showcase at SXSW in march, where her music suddenly became a safety net for me, marking the first time in 8 straight months i actually felt capable of treading water. angie, who’d interviewed blondshell late last year, sent me the advance for “salad” a couple weeks before it came out. i listened to it at least 4 times a day walking through greenpoint as spring emerged and i felt the sun on my skin in a way i hadn’t since it all started to hurt. this album, to me, feels like coming up for air.

this essay in the paris review about curtains and radiators

“For Springsteen, as for Deleuze, desire is not a lack but a productive force. Disaffection holds affection like a cigarette between the teeth.”

the gego exhibit at the guggenheim

i spent my birthday weekend microdosing celebration: a bar on friday, brunch saturday, dinner at bonnie's sunday, several cakes in between. on monday, my actual birthday, it was eerily quiet and rainy. eliza and i ate breakfast at the neighborhood diner before she had to head into the studio to rehearse for her show that night, leaving me with my solitude. i got back into bed and considered finally taking myself to the guggenheim, walking through the city with a specifically curated playlist, silently sitting under a tree, but i remained frozen there, unable to muster the energy to fill the space around me. i shuffled around the apartment, then M texted me lomelda’s “bust” and said he’d meet me anywhere. at the museum we contemplated shadows and shapes and fired off crude comments circling up the rotunda, increasingly aware of our shared fear of heights. outside he bought me a frozen-over ice cream bar from a truck and we walked the same route through central park as we did the first time together. i know him so well now it’s hard to remember that version of us. we sat on the same bench on the west side, too, laughing differently, holding entirely new conversations. a year passes and history takes shape. the trees were blooming pink all around, the reservoir glistening. the sun shone bright for the rest of the day. i closed my eyes and thanked it.

bonnie’s (east williamsburg)

best dinner in brooklyn, maybe. a near-perfect family meal. the round corner table at 7pm in the spring and summer is a great place to be if you want to sit and watch the people you love laughing and eating, backdropped by the sky changing from day to deep blue to black. the waiter put a birthday candle in the head of a whole fish.

the new daughter album

i remember standing in front of eavesdrop before heading in to finish listening to “neptune,” texting screenshots of the lyrics back and forth with ryan, remembering the time someone leaned over to me at a party while we both gazed at the same person and whispered into my ear, “you know who’s losing, right?”

radical adornment: the music of julius eastman at 92Y

went uptown saturday afternoon with M and C to listen to a retrospective of the compositions of julius eastman. dev hynes played the piano for the last piece, i was thoroughly mesmerized. afterward we walked through the park as the last of the cherry blossoms fell off the trees, and i kept thinking of this tweet i’d bookmarked that reads, “Woke up this morning gripped by what seemed to me a brilliant and original insight about how April is a particularly hard month . . . because it rekindles desire . . . and also memory . . . and there’s something cruel about that”

this newsletter on “contact” from bookbear express’ substack

particularly this excerpt:

kara jackson’s “why does the earth give us people to love?”

and hanif abdurraqib’s review for the new yorker that put me onto the album in the first place. pitchfork’s review, too:

“The cost of love comes up repeatedly on Why Does the Earth, and it’s never clear if it’s one Jackson feels is worth paying. ‘Have you thought about the price of my mouth?’ she asks her lover cheekily on “Free.” On “Rat,” Jackson sings of a man who ‘couldn’t buy compassion cause it’d cost him 40 dollars.’ “Price,” “cost,” “bargain,” “pay”; her frustration with transactional relationships is palpable, as is her desire to devote herself to someone without giving away parts of herself. The record captures the dangers of living with an open heart at a time of diminished personal connection, massive overwork, incessant productivity, and constant grief: To prioritize love one must give up something else.”

[libidomechanica]

Untitled (“The Labours ripened when we are”)

Misery! One touches both the     planet, that Colin Clouds of Gold. The Labours ripened when     we are the that sev’nfold

Fence to do. Guess of their Insect-     Wings undo me. ’ Joy their hair was the shepheards voyce, but know     not what I too may live:

but if you discourse and had to     say, how Sultán’s Turret in a still-felt plague to selfe-condemn’d,     then all that Memory.

The silent, striking; a single     cry would wonders of thys so wicked deede: and made the wide     Border his burning back

the stars. Place, in her cry lord, what     there had been her white of his tomb a feast shone, perhaps thy     sake we allow; even

Petrarch wept, and, beat from thee toward     part were I see in writing Courser’ by mistake casts of     my thought, but not sad? At

lengthened by Neptune felt. The same     strange round the bats, when tis night came her debtor for kinder     feet ripples on a

statesman’s love! Left nothing new-found     Paradise to come! Played the eldest went not apart, and     fro, with lullaby, as

women use but deaf and wrinkled     with, whole from your mother, and talon, at the sea. Perhaps     churchmen fain would hear his

table, and was indeed that care-     worn ghaist I hameward drove his dark blue cloak and then of     the whirls around so its

ink has pale a stuff, it were to     go all things, so save the rougher handmaids were better, but     mine have grown of all the

rested now and then no Soul was     rude, or lose her heart. She left to his broad sons; with cheerful     hope to be loved, that at

once decides it, sdeath! Of powerfull     Cupid’s statue propt against time so sore, the which brought     herself once to the shoes!

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[adamdidnothingwrong]

Adam: *set his mug of beer down* You think anyone ask Jinn if they could fuck her?

Mercury: That is a good question has anyone ask that question yet?

Sun: I mean yeah I heard she is a giant glowing blue skin naked lady so I'm sure someone wonder if they could fuck it.

Neptune: come on guys no one wonder if they could fuck a giant blue skin naked lady it's most like someone in altas asking if they could fuck Penny.

Ironwood: *slam his shot glass down on the bar table* that's where you're wrong!

[melias-cimitiere]

Wait Medusa isn’t dead ? I thought she got her head chopped off, I mean I know immortal beings can come back from that but wasn’t she one of the only mortal gorgons ?

And if she can come back from that if she did how long before Pazuzu is out causing trouble again ?!

nothing ever just stays dead

Hello, and thank you for the question. Yes of course she is dead (the original one). People think she's a goddess, obviously they didn't read the mythology or cared enough to investigate. However, as a spirit, she can persist, going through cycles of inactivity. As for the original myth, it's disputed as there are versions where the supposed rape never occurred and she always was born as a monster. Most sources say she was a daughter of Phorcys and Ceto. There are said to be 3 gorgon sisters to be born to these deities, which are Medusa, Stheno, and Euryale. Born as monstrous and said they have a hatred for mortals. Later on Ovid, a Roman Poet, said she was a beautiful woman who was raped by Neptune and cursed by Minerva to be a monster. This is wrong for obvious reasons: a) Ovid is a poet, and not a priest or occultist. b) he was Roman, meaning that he reinvented the myth and made a poetic variation of it, in a similar manner that the stories about Arthur are made, turning the real person into a figure of legend in later centuries and attributing christian characteristics. (We know this because Uther Pendragon, his father, is mentioned in the year 580 AD, while the legends of the Round Table are centuries later). and c) nobody in ancient Greece loved Medusa, she was supposed to be an intimidating monster, which is why a hero is sent to kill her and why also Athena has a depiction on her shield. Later, Athenians also drew Medusa's head on their shields. This led to modern fallacies because people don't bother to study history of the ancients but only superficially: it's the same use as an Apotropaic Idol, something evil to repel evil. To say that they liked Medusa is like saying that the catholic faith like gargoyles (whereas they are used as an Apotropaic statue, to repel evil) - apotropaic /ˌapətrəˈpeɪɪk/ adjective supposedly having the power to avert evil influences or bad luck. "apotropaic statues" Pazuzu on the other hand, is a demon; demons, like angels and deities, can come back, after decades or so, since they slowly reform. But for now he's very dead (2 years ago).

[sweetbubblies]

Ooh could you pls do one of those little story things with Uranus? I'm a sucker for gassy bubble butts

Sharing a Bed Couch: Uranus

-Looks like you missed a party, pizza boxes and empty beer cans all over the table with Uranus sprawled out of the couch only in their boxers snoring deeply.

-You sigh deeply, this wasn’t a rare at all so you knew exactly what to do. You start picking up some of the mess when you hear a little *PRRRRR…* from the couch.

-Uranus groans in their sleep and shifts a bit boxers sliding down their round butt “Mmm…” **BRRRRRAAAAAPPP!!** a massive fart echoed in the room carrying the rank smell of stale beer and cheese.

- “Oh-no…” was all you could get out before Uranus’s cheeks started to shake with force from the result of all the cheese they ate earlier ***PPPRRRRR-BBBBBTTTTTT!!*** **RRRRRRRRRRPPPPP—POOT!**

-You hold your nose and wait, even if their gas was pretty rank you couldn’t deny how nice their behind was. Knowing the onslaught would stop if you wake them, you go over to the couch with your free hand give the gas giant and firm spank. SMACK. **BBBBBBBRRRRTTT!!** *PFFFFWEE..**

- “Huh? Wah’s goin’ on…?” Uranus mumbled as their blue eyes slowly flutter open “god I feel bloated..” they grumbles

-“You passed out from too much beer and started farting in your sleep, again”

-“Well, thanks for cleaning up y/n, that was a stellar party~” Uranus stretched as they cracked off the SBD *Ffffssss…* and yawned.

-Suddenly you hear a loud brassy *PPPPPPRRRRRRRTT!!* from the bathroom.

- “Oh yeeeeah, I think Neptune’s passed out in the bathtub you should probably go check on him~”

[razorblade180]

Interdimensional Moms: Bonus

Part 4 here<-

After many tears and tissue boxes, all members of team RWBY had finally stopped crying. Blake was the best off with her eyes a little red while Ruby was the complete opposite. The girl’s face was still rather red and her eyes were puffy. She hadn’t even completely stopped sniffling yet; much like tear marked partner. Yang on the other hand rested her head on the table. She had cried hard enough to giver herself a minor headache. She was completely drained.

Yang:Ugh, this blows! I thought this was gonna be a fun learning experience.

Blake:We definitely learned. It just so happens we had to poke at some.... extremely sensitive topics.

Weiss:I’m all for looking inward and self reflection but I’ve had my fill.

Ruby:Same. Should’ve kept the summary light.

Yang:No, I’m glad you got that off your chest. We just need a way to lighten the mood.

Blake:.....I kicked Weiss’s butt in a tournament.

RWY:......What?

Blake:During the time spent training for Salem, another tournament was held between the schools. It had team matches and singles. I kicked Weiss’s butt in my fourth round. It was a good day.

Weiss:How is that lightening mood!?

Blake:Listen, it was a big deal! I never thought I was gonna win the whole tournament but I really wanted to beat you. I love you but your head gets a little big when you’re on a roll for too long; plus I just really didn’t want to lose. I always felt a bit of rivalry between us.

Yang:Hehe, is that you’re way of saying “It would look bad to lose to a Schnee?”

Blake:Well it would!

Ruby:Hehehe.

Yang:Wait, does that mean we went back to school?

Blake:Yeah. It was pretty comforting. There was definitely a lot left to learn.

Yang:Weird. School kinda faded into the background.

Ruby:I went back to school. We all did actually. It was fast tracked by roughly a year but it was fun. We all got to pose in caps and gowns.

Weiss:Damn! I should’ve went back just for that. Unfortunately I was busy making rent and learning how to properly preheat a oven.

Yang:It’s like two buttons.

Weiss:Gas stove, and six years out of date.

Yang:Awww, you had to learn the hard way. I’m surprised and thankful you never left the gas on.

Weiss:There’s an alarm for that. Also I’m not irresponsible! Anyways, I mentioned similar tournaments earlier. I didn’t participate much but enough old videos of me in them were enough for to really light a fire under my kids. For awhile I was a bit concerned that they were just following a trend but they really love it. They used to always go around playing like knights when they were tiny.

Ruby:Carmine was a little different. She definitely always tried doing things I could but nothing got the girl jumping like seeing Yang’s horses or new ballet shoes. There wasn’t a morning when I didn’t hear a vase fall over or seeing her spin like a top. Carmine still hums some old routines when she isn’t paying attention.

Yang:Not too many memories of Yujin when she was pint size. But I do remember that wild child always loved using my bandannas for everything! Napkins, capes, ropes; anything but an actual bandanna. I used to get a bit upset with the napkin one but she’d always look at me with her big eyes and crazy hair. I never stayed mad.

Weiss:Softie.

Yang:She was like a pudgy puff ball! Fat cheeks and wholesome smiles. Ah! So adorable!

Weiss:I used to always have at least one of my kids on my hip when I was out and about. I think the media has a magazine amount of pictures of me at the park kissing my babies. Summer liked tummy rubs. She’d never go to sleep without one. Some nights I’d sing too but start to doze off so Jaune would have to take over.

Yang:*smiles* Speaking of Jaune.....

Ruby:No.

Yang:You don’t even know what I was-

Ruby:Were you about to suggest we compare our Jaune’s in the bedroom?

Yang:*red*......Well not just the bedroom! What’s the harm!? I just wanna know if he’s consistent across the board. No need to get detailed.

Weiss:You really never change no matter the world.

Yang:Can’t change greatness. It shows in any form!

Blake:He’s pretty compliant and accommodating. The benefits of being his first when I had prior knowledge I suppose.

Ruby:Don’t answer!

Blake:Why not? I’m comfortable with it.

Yang:Don’t listen to those two Blake. They’re just a bit more embarrassed since Jaune has literally been their one and only.

Blake:Huh, I never thought about it like that. Jaune would’ve been the first person you two opened up to on such a level; especially Weiss.

Yang:That’s still hilarious. All the protesting and somehow you found yourself stripping for the guy.

Weiss:Shut up! I already know! It was....I.... *blushing* emotions ran really high.

Ruby:An entire mental rollercoaster of thoughts and firsts happening all at once. Anxiety was high.

Yang:Heh, so you could say that Jaune Arc-

RW:Got through our walls. Hardy har har.

Yang:Shit, I am the same in every universe. Well I don’t have any reservations about it! *grinning* He makes me feel special every time!

Blake:Bottom.

Yang:I’m ignoring you.🎶

Ruby:Hehe, sounds about right. He...might make me feel a bit special as well.

Blake:Switch.

Ruby:How can you just guess off of that!?

Blake:It’s a gift.

Weiss:......

Blake:*smiling*

Weiss:Leave me alone.

Blake:I don’t know what has you embarrassed. You told us you’ve slept with everyone here except Ruby! I knew you were repressed but geez.

Weiss:For your information it wasn’t my idea! It was yours!

Blake:Not surprising. Let’s switch the topic. How is this other child of mine? Can’t picture me having a daughter.

Weiss:Veronica is very sensitive. Even if she tries to act like she isn’t. One time when she was tiny, a soccer ball hit her straight in the face and she sprung up saying “I’m fine!” Then you took her behind the bleachers to patch her up; tears all on her face. It both breaks my heart and very adorable to see her act fine while her ears are folded back.

Ruby:Your other son Kovu was a bit of cry baby. Partly my fault. Carmine kept beating him up and making fun of him.

Blake:What!?

Yang:Ha! Wait, that’s my kid too. How the heck!? Are you telling me you raised the rowdy child and I got the baby?

Ruby:Yang you’re a baby. I’m like twice as rowdy compared to you. A nevermore got worked day one at school.

Weiss:She has a point. You cry the most out of any of us.

Yang:Wha- that not- how....shut up! *pouts* I’m not that touchy.

Ruby:Kovu is a sweetie and not a cry baby. Carmine is just a little mean when she tries to care about others. She beat him up in an attempt to make Kovu give up dreaming about being a huntsman. That way he wouldn’t be in such a dangerous job. Reasonable logic but you know, a little over the top. Almost broke his arm. Boy did I chew her out. All it did was make him want to try harder.

Yang:Fantastic. I shouldn’t expect less from my own blood. I bet Yujin would like him. Which reminds me, anybody have kids in relationships?

RWB:We’re working on it.

The three women paused briefly before laughing at their meddling. Yang could only admire and fear her friends.

Yang:Should I be scared for your children?

Blake:Lucas needs someone to break up the routine in his life. I’m not saying he has to date her, but it would put a smile on my face.

Ruby:Carmine takes after me, not really thinking about stuff like relationships much. However, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t at all. Carmine tries her best to not act like she’s a teenaged girl with teenage wishes. But everyone sees right through it. I’m fine with her not being in one but I would like if she acknowledged that it’s okay to just....ugh, be normal! Why can nobody have normal knees in my life!?

Weiss:Nick likes Valerie who tries to deny she likes him by liking Summer, who doesn’t like her; while Veronica crushes on Nick who obviously has conflicting feelings.

RBY.....

Yang:Why is it always complicated with you?

Weiss:How is this my fau- okay it is a little bit.

Blake:Where do you stand?

Weiss:I think Valerie would be lovely for him.

Yang:What’s wrong with my baby girl!?

Blake:Yeah!?

Weiss:One, not yours. Two, have you met who I’m married to? Can’t really say he’s wasting his efforts. Though I wouldn’t be upset with Veronica. I think those two might be good for each other.

Blake:Any other bombshells people got?

Ruby:......

Ruby:Ilia is happily married.*sips coffee*

Blake:Oh that’s wonderful! I’m glad she found a loving wi-

Ruby:*smirks* To Sun.

Blake:....*stands up* I need, champagne!

A bottle of champagne poofs into existence with several glasses. Blake immediately pours everyone a glass before raising hers into the sky.

Blake:Ruby Rose, today you’ve erased guilt upon my conscious. I’m happy there’s one world where it seems all of my good exes get over me.

Ruby:Are the Ilia and Sun where you’re from miserable like Yang!?

Blake:No, but they kinda fumble in actually going for relationships. It just always makes me feel a little bad.

Yang:You can technically count two worlds. I’m fine, Ilia is dating a pretty secretary, and your one evil ex is now raising a morally good family.

Blake:You’re right! This calls for a double toast! To alternate universes! *puts glass down*

Weiss:Haha, aren’t you gonna drink it!?

Blake:No I’m still recovering; but how could I pass up the opportunity!? Man I wish I could attend that wedding! I don’t know if I’d be a bridesmaid or the best man!

Yang:You’re just gonna steal Neptune’s thunder like that?

Blake:Hey, Sun and I have taken bullets for each other and stab wounds. I think I deserve to be a little greedy and say I ride or die for that man just a little harder than Neptune.

Ruby:Geeeeeez Blake! Haha, I didn’t even tell you about the baby.

Blake:*visble excitement* Excuse me!?

RWY:*raises glass* Cheers.

Blake:CHEERS! What’s he like!?

xxxxx

Aero:AAAACHOOOO!

Carmine:Eugh! Cover your mouth! I don’t need to get sick.

Aero:Damn! What happened to uh I don’t know, “bless you!?”

Carmine:*pulls out tissues* Happy?

Aero:Where...why are those in you book bag?

Carmine:It’s flu season.

Aero:....I can’t tell if you’re the coolest person around or just a second mother.

Carmine:I can be both. My mom is arguably both but don’t tell her that. It’ll make her month and she’ll hug me too tight.

Aero:Bitch, you love hugs. Stop being difficult.

Carmine:Mmmm nah.

Aero:I feel bad for your mom.

Carmine:I feel bad for yours.

Aero:Hop off. You’re so childish.

Carmine:And yet you love me.

Aero:*red* In your dreams!

Carmine:It would make your day if I dreamed about you,wouldn’t it?

Aero:I hope you dream of spiders.

Carmine:We do not joke about that! *grabs him* Aero I will beat you up if I dream of them tonight! That’s just mean!

Aero:Stop crying ya baby. I could’ve said they were- ow!

Sun:*hitting him* Shut up and just kiss something! We’re trying to watch a game.

Aero and Carmine:We don’t like each other!

Jaune:With all do respect, that’s a lie. But please by all means Aero, continue not touching my daughter if you know what’s best for you. I don’t wanna have to fight you and your parents right afterwards.

Sun:Ilia would kill you.

Jaune:Yeah! That’s why I don’t want the fight! Much like Ruby, she’s short and terrifying. Her size holds the rage.

Ilia:*peeks in* Who’s talking shit?

JASC:Nobody, we love you!

Ilia:.....Got my eyes on you four. *holds Garnet up* and this one; the most well behaved in this bunch even with no nap.

Garnet:*fussy grumbling* I’m a ball of rage!

Ilia:You wanna nap?

Garnet:Yes!!!

Ilia:See, behaved. *walks away* don’t make me come back out here.

Carmine:....So do you like me because your mother is also imposing?

Aero:This is it, my evil origin story. It begins today.

xxxxx

Ruby:I admire his patience.

[laraplisetski]

Last Boss/ Takatora Samura NSFW Alphabet

Request by @seiktom​-

First of all I really love the way you write Last boss❤️, it's cute, and can I request the nsfw alphabet for him? If you are comfortable writing that of course.

The alphabet is by-

Link: https://spotofimagines.tumblr.com/post/615133765398888448/fluff-alphabet

Here is my Last Boss/ Takatora Samura Fluff Alphabet- [1], [2]. 

A/n: Umm I generally did the ones I was most comfortable with and I kept them really vague so I hope you don't mind. Also thankyou! I was really unsure about how I portrayed his personality because we dont get much insight for him in the show other than he doesn't care for the world and thinks that its meaningless.

Tags: @nekohwa, @koreaweeb, @mn202zzz, @cheshirekitten87, @milky-neptune, @faith0518, @waifuhqlic, @asmileisalwaysbetter, @fantasticwizardnerd, @imthatchishiyasimp, @kekozume​

I couldn't find a good picture of him so here's the actor!

NSFW warning and some graphic descriptions?? idk.

Nsfw-

A = Aftercare (what are they like after sex?)  and Z = ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)

Okay so Tora thinks you deserve the best in the world cause your basically an angel in his eyes. He would definitely pick you up and like take a long bath with you, dry your hair and you into some fluffy clothes or one of his hoodies and then he would like change the sheets straighten them out and if your hungry he has a bunch of snacks in his bedside table and he’ll let you eat those and then hell just wrap his arms around you and sleep. 

B = Body part (what is their favorite body part of their partner?) 

Okay so Tora thinks all of you is perfect definitely an ass man. Also he loves tracing your collarbone and jawline and like he loves leaving hickeys on your neck and anywhere he can ¬‿¬

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Before coming to borderland he didn’t even get out of his room so he doesn't quite knows what hes doing. You’ll have to guide him for some time but he’ll learn very quickly.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or humorous?) and I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)  and P = Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?) 

So Tora’s definitely very serious and intense. I dont feel like he would go slow or be very romantic either cause I feel like sex is supposed to be just for pleasure for him. Also hes fast as fuck. I mean hes not rough and hes not into choking or whatever I feel like he would be into knife play but he doesn't do it cause he doesn't want to hurt his s/o

L = Location (where are their favorite places to do the do?) 

He would like be down to do it anywhere. Like wherever his s/o’s comfortable but I feel like he would really be into car sex- Imma stop here.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) and Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) 

Oh he has a ton load of stamina like where does it even come from. And he doesn't get tired easily thats why he can take care you so much after just doing it.

V = Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?) 

He grunts like- I dont know he seems like he grunts and when ever he's about to come he lets out a few moans but he wouldnt admit to it cause he’s not supposed to be ✨soft✨

[whattolearntoday]

February 18th is...

Battery Day -  A battery changes chemical energy into electricity by bringing the different chemicals together in a specific order. When correctly ordered, the electrons will travel from one substance to another, creating an electrical current.

Caregivers Day -  Around the nation, dedicated health care professionals serve those who require long-term or hospice care. They provide vital services, reassuring patients and the families who care about them. Often loved ones require care we are not able to provide. We are either not physically able or do not have the skills or means to provide them. Expert caregivers are trained to provide round-the-clock services in safe environments. Their care enables the family to focus on their loved one’s healing process. In hospice care, a caregiver allows the family to spend time with their loved one without worrying about medical responsibilities.

Crab Stuffed Flounder Day -  This one-of-kind dish is composed of a stuffing made with crab meat, bread crumbs, butter, and seasonings, which is stuffed into the whole flounder or rolled up into the fillets and baked.

Drink Wine Day -  Wine does have its benefits after all. Moderate drinkers of wine have lower risks of liver disease, type II diabetes, certain kinds of cancers, heart attack, and stroke.  It also can reduce the bad cholesterol (LDL) and increase the good (HDL).

No One Eats Alone Day -  Organized by students for students, middle schools across the nation look beyond differences and find ways to start conversations at lunchtime – with everyone. No one eats alone.  That means every student in every lunchroom across the country will be eating with someone else. Students have taken up the charge to see to it that they invite other students to join them. They are making room. Filling empty seats or filling tables that were once occupied by only one student. They’re starting conversations, closing the divide, and sitting with others. And they’re getting to know people across the table. No matter their differences, no matter what, no one eats alone.

Pluto Day - Celebrates the discovery of the former planet. Up until 2006, the dwarf planet was considered one of the nine planets in the solar system. Clyde Tombaugh, an American astronomer, discovered Pluto. He made the discovery at the Lowell Observatory on February 18th, 1930 84 years after the discovery of Neptune. Pluto was named for the Roman god of the Underworld.

[astroaquarium]

12th house astrology; your drunk/intoxicated personality

Aries/Mars in the 12th: “the reckless drunk”

🤸🏽‍♀️ can be dared into doing almost anything, becomes a real daredevil

🤸🏽‍♀️ will pick fights

🤸🏽‍♀️ can become more argumentative

🤸🏽‍♀️ can become more impulsive and think they are invincable

🤸🏽‍♀️ can indicate a tendancy to become volitile/aggressive when under the influence

Taurus/Venus in the 12th: “the indulgent drunk”

🍔 the type to not know when to stop drinking, keeps ordering more rounds

🍔 starts craving fast food

🍔 the type to want to do kareoke

🍔 can get more ‘touchy feely’ around others

Gemini/Mercury in the 12th: “the chatty drunk”

👄 starts becoming very talkative

👄 the type to strike up conversations in the bathrooms with randoms

👄 will spill the tea

👄 becomes very “loose liped”

Cancer/Moon in the 12th: “the emotional drunk”

😭 memories from their past are triggered into the forefront of their mind

😭 start feeling everything they have been bottling up

😭 the type to wind up crying in the bathroom

😭 can also bring out a softer quiter side to them

Leo/Sun in the 12th: “the entertaining drunk”

🥳 the type to wind up dancing on the table

🥳 becomes a lot more confident

🥳 will want to show off

🥳 becomes the life of the party

Virgo/Mercury in the 12th: “the responsible drunk”

👩‍👦‍👦 the type to deny they drank too much “i know my limits”

👩‍👦‍👦 will console and counsel others, handing out their unsolicited advice whether you ask for it or not

👩‍👦‍👦 will start to ramble, drunken slur about all the things they have to do tommorrow

👩‍👦‍👦 becomes more judgemental

Libra/Venus in the 12th: “the flirty drunk”

💁‍♀️ becomes very flirtacious and ends up hooking up with multiple people

💁‍♀️ will start getting more touchy with people

💁‍♀️ accidently gets people falling for them

💁‍♀️the type to drunk text their ex saying they miss them and the next morning changing their mind

Scorpio/Pluto in the 12th: “the dark drunk”

🌑 becomes more quiet and introspective

🌑 the type to be sitting in the corner observing

🌑 can become more sexual and/or promiscuous

🌑 can become destructive, and/or can indicate a tendancy to become volitle

Sagittarius/Jupiter in the 12th: “the jovial drunk”

🕺the type to come up with tentaive travel plans

🕺 will become very generous with buying drinks for everyone

🕺 the jokster, who has a whole crowd of people around them telling them about that one time they wrestled a bear

🕺 becomes very loud and extroverted

Capricorn/Saturn in the 12th: “the classy drunk”

👠 will not take their heels off no matter how much their feet hurt

👠 maintain their poise to the best of their ability, not the type to make a fool of themselves

👠 will some how manage to go the night not paying for a single drink (just that good old charm of theirs)

Aquarius/Uranus in the 12th: “the controversial drunk”

🦄 will steal someones weird hat/scarf/shirt and start wearing it around

🦄 will say and do things that shock and/or provoke others that get themselves in hot water

🦄 get into discussions about conspiracy theories

Pisces/Neptune in the 12th: “the delusional drunk”

🙈 the zonned out and dissosociated drunk, doesnt know which way is up

🙈 the type to take it too far and not realise

🙈 can indicate addiction and an unawareness of addiction as an escapist tendancy

🙈 will forget everything the morning after