#OMG SHE CAN WEAR HATS LIKE THIS :D

[purpleminte]

[Bat-ness levels at 200%, proceed with caution 🦇]

[papil0nglegs]

Friday night night funkin dating hcs!!

Warnings: Some nsfw stuff but nothing too far, boob grabbing, bra stealing, nudes but not rlly

A/n: I HAVE ANOTHER OBSESSION UGHHH, anyways!! I’m so happy the fandom is reviving bc of the new update ahh. Also I didn’t rlly know what to put for bc so apologies if you wanted more of him :(

Keith (bf):

He’s such a flower sniffer istg

He’s like a rosy cheeked sweetheart who brings you heart chocolate every time he visits you

No but actually he’s wrapped around your fingers, it’s scary.

His fav dates are you and him alone at his house watching Godzilla movies and laying his head against your stomach while you play with his hair

AND YOU WEAR HIS HAT

Sometimes you’ll send a pic of you in his boxers that he left at your house just to tease him

But whenever he feels silly (which is all the time) he’ll send a picture of him in your bra for funsies

“I can do that too :D”

“0_•”

Keith is such a nerd, playing video games with him is your go to date

You guys would always match, like whenever you two play Mario kart he’d be toad and you’d be toadette

You hype him up sm, esp when playing Fortnite 😭

Y’all know that one Tik tok audio that goes

“Yeah get his ass FUCKING PUSSY TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH, TRY THE FUCK AGAIII”

You do that, and it scares him.

His fav activity? Pot + cartoons.

You guys are the silliest couples ever. Laughing at SpongeBob with fog all over the room until your ribs start to hurt.

“Babes.. do you think that like-Starfires armpits are also pink?”

“…woah”

Pico:

Now when pico first starting dating you he thought you were just another chick to stuff his wiener in.

But soon enough, you guys were both wrapped around each others finger.

He’d kill for you tbh

Pico canonically has abs, so he likes it whenever he’s chilling with you and you just poke/rub them. He thinks it’s the cutest AND hottest shit ever

This man cannot get enough of your boobies, whenever he’s on his phone he’d have his arm around you and casually use your boob as a stress ball.

Sometimes he’ll just steal your bras whenever you’re showering or changing, just so that he can get a fresh look at ‘his girls’ (that’s what he calls them)

“Pico!! Have you seen my bra?”

“Hm? Na babe, I’m js here.”

This sly fuckin ginger

Most of his dates consist of going to his fav burger joint or sleeping over at each others houses

He esp loves the second one cuz he gets to makeout with you, prob his fav thing to do in this life.

Whenever you guys leave any function, like ever, he’ll yell out your ship name as he leaves the room 😭

“Pi-y/n, OUT”

“Babe you don’t have to do that every time we leave..”

Also his dad (Tankmen) loves embarrassing him in front of you.

(Tankmen) “Yeah so Pico kept pissing himself in the bed until 7th grade, shit had me concerned but turns out it was just normal puberty shit.”

(You)“Oh..”

“Dad I’m gonna kill you.”

Lmao he did eventually

Darnell

Darnell has such a big ego on being a ‘cool tough guy’, but when it comes to you it entirely washes away

It embarrasses him whenever he’s around his friends and you come over and start smooching him all over his face, getting lipgloss/lipstick all over him

“Mwah mwah mwah!!”

“B-baby. Babe, you’re ruining my aura.”

But he loves showing you off, you’re like his biggest flex. Whenever he hangs with his friends he always shows pictures of you like you’re his newborn

“Yeah so this is when we went to the skate park the other week and-“

“Dude. This is like the 5th picture you’ve shown me of them.”

Once for Valentine’s Day, he surprised you by spray painting an entire wall of you smooching him. (But like in the style of the fnf stickers they sell)

You were in such awe, you almost cried.

He was so embarrassed to show you at first, but when he saw how much you loved it he was so relieved

You and Nene are such besties

Like, squealing while talking about boys besties

“HII Y/N!!! :33”

“OMG HEY NENE!! ^^”

So when she found out you had a crush on Darnell, she was so excited

You guys became delusional abt him together, like

“NENE TODAY DARNELL LOOKED AT ME”

“STOPP HE WANTS YOU SO BADD”

“IKR”

O and your weapon (cuz everyone in picos friendgroup has one) is a broken glass bottle of whatever your fav drink is

Sometimes you’ll throw in a burning rag in there to make a Molotov cocktail

Also I hc that Darnell has thick silver rings and you love how they feel against your neck whenever you guys are smooching.

He lets you wear them at times but they always slip off because our boy has some THICK fingers.

[sproouts-jpeg]

one piece straw hat post-ts redesigns part 4: monkey d luffy

i like him a lot he’s really cutie patootie! i didn’t have any qualms about his original outfit, i just wanted to apply my own style to it! ignore the weird scribbly inconsistent and maybe mildly overdone shading, i literally did it like 5 minutes before i made this post just cause i was messing around. and then i happen to like it more! i really should shade my work even if its just a sketch it helps with color contrast and vividness so much omg

what i wanted to do most, like my previous designs, is add influences from where he was during the time skip! tho luffy was out in the wild, and completely alone for a good portion of it, i’d like to imagine the kujas made him his new clothes! i took the flower pattern from boa’s skirt and on luffy’s repaired vest from the amazon lily arc and applied it as embroidery and ribbon on the shorts! and i’d like to imagine boa would give him jewelry maybe before he left for sabaody archipelago, cause she’s in love with him…, so i modeled his anklet after her earrings. i made the snake eating its own tail to make it an ouroboros (ignore how i spelt it wrong in the image…), representing eternity and reincarnation. but ive applied it to luffy in the concept of inherited will (he’s taken on the goals and aspirations of shanks, gol d roger, his crew, and given them new life). also kinda how joy/nika is eternal and luffy’s g5 awakening is kind of a reincarnation.

but so while the finer details are inspired mostly by the kuja, the shapes/structure of the outfit pieces are based off of luffy’s influences and mentors!

i noticed luffy probably wears a cardigan post-ts to mirror rayleigh’s clothes pre-ts, but since i didn’t like luffy’s cardigan all too much, the hoodie is supposed to mirror ray’s hooded cloak

luffy wears shorts above/middle of the knee, but i made them longer so they look kinda like ace’s! i was gonna add pockets too but i forgot… he also wears some of ace’s beads and one of the theatrical mask charms (i think sabo wears the frowning one, so there’s technically some sabo refs in there too)

i wanted to include references to sabo, but i wasn’t sure how due to their really different styles… i hope i can come up with something to update this design soon ;-;

the epaulettes (fringed shoulder pads) and folded collar on the black coat are supposed to look like gol d roger’s coat! while its color makes it look like luffy’s coat from the end of the wano arc, which specifically is supposed to look like shank’s coat too! and it’s made of animal fur, so like an altered version of luffy’s disguise cloak given to him by boa before the fish man island arc. technically the shape is also pretty simple to garp’s navy coat, but that’s probably just cause they’re a similar style

no references to dragon… cause he wasn’t there to have any real influence on his son, despite how him and luffy just so happen to take similar life paths. but i made luffy’s skin tone darker and warm toned similar to his father and grandfather’s.

oh also the patterned pants are supposed to be similar to rayleigh and shanks’s ugly little patterned pants too

other fun little tidbits:

luffy’s right ear is torn! my hc is that when he was little, he wanted earrings to look like a cool pirate like shanks and his crew! so maybe makino or one of his brothers did it for him, but he couldn’t sit still for long enough, making it pretty high up on his earlobe and unable to sit down for the other one lol. idk what kind of earring it used to be, maybe a tiny seashell!

ok sad part now! it got torn off when luffy was kidnapped and beat up by the bluejam pirates…

ok not sad part now! i think nami got chopper to pierce luffy’s ears afterwards. cause she caught zoro on the verge of stabbing an unsterile sewing needle into luffy’s earlobes… cause they’re both stupid and luffy would trust him like that. luckily chopper has very sterile medical equipment!

the woven bracelet was made by usopp! its color is purely coincidental… luffy just wanted a purple one

the sash is now tied at the back to look like a monkey’s tail! i wanted to add more sun wukong/monkey king references, maybe instead of the sash there’s tassets or han yao/han bei similar to @/soaked-doors’ luffy design… idk

here’s some closeups with and without the cloak!

uuuh i don’t wanna talk about g5… it’s not really what i wanted to do at all… i’ll try again later…

anyways i hope yall like this one!! i love him a lot! obv any critique/constructive criticism or suggestions is welcome!! don’t expect anything new so soon… drawing men scares me and i can’t get zoro to look right ;-;

[hunterbunter3000]

How do you think the boys would react to sweetheart wearing some of there clothes 😏

❤️.

Oh my fucking god.

Ghost

He would be just- w h a t

Sweetheart walking out with a pair of jeans and one of Ghost's long sleeve graphic shirts (you CANNOT TELL ME that Ghost doesn't have band shirts)

And ghost spits- LITERALLY SPITS OUT HIS TEA (HE NEVER DOES THAT) his eyes are ZEROING on her. I mean Sweetheart was getting hot from just his staring

Sweetheart, smirking: Do you have a problem with me wearing this, Ghost? I can take it off

Ghost: No. I want to do that myself.

Sweetheart: wait huh

--

Soap

Omg his neck almost SNAPPED

She was wearing his Grey Scotland Forever shirt, but it was quite small so it was like a crop top, and it was showing her womb tattoo (Soap can't get enough of that damn tattoo)

he licks his lips, eyes roaming on her waist. She turns to him and winks and he laughs while getting on top of the table

Soap: SCOTLAAANNNNNDDDD

Sweetheart: FORREEEEEVVAAAAAAAAHHHH

Ghost: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Gaz

Oh lord he wouldn't know what to do

She wearing his blue jacket with the England flag on the back. Watching her tug on the sleeves and warming up her hands is making him light-headed-- like girl why do you do this to me

Gaz: You- you're wearing my jacket...

Sweetheart: yep!

Gaz:....take it off.

Sweetheart: huh

Gaz: TAKE IT OFF ITS MINE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN

Sweetheart: NO I WANNA WEAR IT AND ITS COLD

(Gaz doesn't like sharing SHIT)

Price

He was a bit irritated that he couldn't find his hat. Or his sweater. He looked everywhere for it-- the team knows not to mess with his shit, especially his trusty fuckin HAT. AND HE LOST HIS GREEN SWEATER?? THE OLD MAN AINT HAPPY

He stomps in the living area and hears a soft snore. He stops, turning to the couch. Oh my lord-- Sweetheart curled up on the couch, wearing his sweater and using his hat a cover for her face. (HNNNGGGGG) He huffs and smiles, suddenly all his rage melting away. He bends down to collect his hat, and Sweetheart whines in her sleep.

Price, sighs: So pretty...

He bends down more and kisses her temple.

Price: Have a good nap, Princess.

König

He would be so damn REEEDDDD

Sweetheart, slapping his unconscious face: König? König-- Hey please don't be dead, I need more of your hoodies

Sweethearts wearing one of his big ass hoodies and SHORTS-- TIGHT TIGHT SHORTS THAT YOU COULD ONLY SEE IF SHE RAISED HER ARMS-- oh König died. And then she smiles at him and spreads her arms, showing how big it really is on her.

He has followed the light.

Krueger

Good lord, girl. You playing with FIRE

Came out with one of his flannels and got YANKED BACK INTO HER ROOM. I mean with s p e e d. She said 'hey guys', choked because of the force of Krueger's pull and was gone. Those were her last words 💀

Krueger locked the door and pushed her up against it, hooded face insanely close to hers. He chuckles at Sweetheart's hitched breath from his big hands tracing her arms.

Krueger: You like wearing my clothes, kleine Göttin?

Sweetheart: Uhm... yeah...

Krueger: Good. I have other shirts you could try on while we have fun.

[tubbytarchia]

UM. NEW JIM STREAM. NEW SMP. I FEEL LIKE I MISSED AN ANNOUNCEMENT OR SOMETHING.

members are fwhip jimmy lizzie mog sausage oli rendog katherine pix shubble scott eloise zombiecleo. modded smp. stream only i think. fantasy themed.

he logs in and has to choose an origin. seems very dnd-esque? but ive never played dnd so. im guessing here.

he spends 10 minutes choosing just to settle on half elf. he gets to pick 2 skills so he picks quicker regen and most movements wont trigger sculk sensors.

he spawns in :D cleo is there :D but jim hasnt set up voice mod so. they dont talk yet. cleo just starts circling him and its really funny to me

HE GETS SET UP. cleos immediately like youre not small :( (her chat told her he would be) and he was like. well being small is fun for a stream and then it gets a bit annoying doesnt it. which i have Thoughts about

they spawned in like a tower thing. cleo goes down and dies instantly to a bunch of mobs. after cleo dies jimmy goes down and also dies instantly. theres some weird spawn protection thing going on meaning they literally cant beat the mobs

jimmy experiences Modded Minecraft and gets scared. why do his buttons do things. why is there things everywhere. his keybinds have been super messed up so hes having A Time

sausage died and cuz of voice mod he screamed and cut out immediately which is my favourite thing. the entire smp is a mess theres like a million mobs. ive never seen jimmy rage this hard at dying before

fwhip joins and he chose one of the small classes. jimmy starts making fun of him so fwhip crits him like 3 times. jimmy then steals fwhips wood and fwhip tries to kill him again.

it takes establishing that jimmys a half-elf and sausage is a high-elf before the elf superiority starts.

katherine joins and shes ALSO a half elf. sausage starts calling him their daddy. its been 20 minutes

jim and oli meet up (and katherine follows) and olis like. im gonna show you my secret if u give me 6 things. so jimmy gives him 6 things and turns out oli can. go invisible????? and jim and katherine are like :o and are surprised he didnt pick bard. olis like well i already did that. im a mushroom guy now. and takes off his armour to show his skin (he says something about it being similar to his larp outfit which is cool) and jimmys like whats with the glasses. and oli full on whines and goes JIMMMMMMMH :( theyre my mushroom glasses.

they both die within a minute of exploring. cant say its unexpected. they get their stuff back easily enough though

after talking to like everyone jim splits off. he finds a zombie playing bagpipes and i lost my shit

it just played folk music the entire time he was trying to kill it

meets up with everyone. they talk for a while but nothing super notable to be said

(jimmy got up to get a snack and the stream chat started talking to his chair. it made me giggle)

he got super fast shoes. everyone is jealous of him. bitches love him and his super fast shoes.

i look away for like 5 minutes and hes now. wearing a whoopee cushion on his head. and a crown!

jimmy and sausage beat up a boss and it drops a ring. sausage picks it up and asks jimmy to marry him. jimmy IMMEDIATELY rejects him. no hesitation

^ little chicken hat :) cleo has a little pig hat and they match and its really cute.

jimmy gets a big axe and is like omg its so big!! and cleo AND sausage immediately jump on like oh tell me how you got it so big jimmy. and hes like guys. guys please.

sausage gets an ancient gong with unreadable runes on it. he obviously hits it multiple times. nothing happens at least.

they find ren and he has a little sheep hat so now 3 of them are matching. sausage feels very left out.

jimmy and oli meet up. oli does a bit of being like.. the spirit of the forest. oli gives jim a sapling and jim gives oli an invisibility cape. oli ends the bit and comes back as himself. he has a bow on his lower back and jimmys like wow you have a bow on your back. oli calls his ass big and juicy. frowns

oli tries to hit jimmy like 20 times and its just not working. jimmy is invincible i think.

oli and jim go to a village and make a bit of stealing childrens lunch money. idk why but they are. it doesnt work.

they meet up with lizzie and oli does his "spirit of the forest" bit again. he starts to give lizzie a riddle and says "what is wet and long- and not dry-" then gets confused and just. doesnt finish it at all.

lizzie mentions jims large weapon. jimmy voice "nothings too big for me" oli voice "nothings too big for jim" why have 2 separate groups made the exact same joke.

lizzie crashes and oli calls her and it goes to voicemail and he leaves a message and he ends it with a bunch of chappell roan song names. when jimmy doesnt know what he means olis immediately like THIS GUY IS NOT AN ALLY.

^ like 5 minutes after that they kiss so.

jim gives lizzie an ocean necklace after she logs in again. crazy

oli and jim are potentially basing together. we MIGHT be back.

uhhhhh stream end :p double upload on sunday (one main channel one roblox channel) not sure if im gonna summarise all these streams if only bc i have. No Idea whats going on. i dont understand modded mc at all. despite that it is a chill vod if u need background noise for anything

YAYYY JIMMY STREAM SUMMARY yeah this SMP came out of nowhere. I heard nothing about it. Fun that Rendog is here though!! And Cleo!!

"well being small is fun for a stream and then it gets a bit annoying doesnt it." OFF TO A NOT GOOD START GRRRRRRRR JIMMY..........my son..... ESMP2 haunts him... And then he goes and makes fun of fWhip LMAO. Not going to fault him but also not going to fault fWhip for almost killing Jimmy a few times, deserved

Sausage's humor making me want to end myself as usual. But Jimmy immediately rejecting his marriage proposal did put a smile on my face. If it weren't for moments like this to balance out Sausage just. the way he is. I would actually be infuriated if I ever watched SMP streams he's in. Sorry Sausage fans

"jimmys like wow you have a bow on your back. oli calls his ass big and juicy. frowns" ?????? Oli?? ok whatever its. whatecver

"Oli starts to give lizzie a riddle and says "what is wet and long- and not dry-" then gets confused and just. doesnt finish it at all." ok thats funny lmao. hurt himself in his own confusion . deserved

Omg Oli and Jim kiss though <3 and them basing together potentially yes please

Ok yeah that sounds both chill and very confusing. I also don't understand heavily modded mc. But why is their humor sense just sex jokes again can they sprinkle in some other jokes every once in awhile PLEASE IM BEGGING

[yippeeometer]

Idk if these are considered rare pairs, but here are some of my fav rare pair ships :D

FlouiSconsin (FL/LA/WI)

FloYork

TexYork

Texas/Wyoming/Montana

*you don't have to answer any of these, please do not feel forced to :D*

gonna answer all of them try that on for size

FLOUISCONSIN:

u just know theyre the ones throwing the new years party and its literally insane. typa guys to craft a massive stone boulder so they can actually say the ball dropped on the new year. typa guys to be researching haunted things on ebay to make halloween parties realistic.

their nights out should be classed as an olympic sport. Yeah you may have won a gold medal for sprinting but 1000% 3 drunk guys being chased by a zoo animal they accidentally let escape are faster than you.

something tells me they'd be the scariest people to sit near. theyre always giggling. always watching. what can they possibly be talking about.

they own like 2 pairs of real shoes between all of them and then just various non matching crocs

since sconsin has to be soooo far from the other two they just constantly have him on facetime. all day. theyre joining in on midwest arguments they know nothing about. theyre tattling to the south as soon as any drama goes down.

FLOYORK:

they serve couple-that-isnt-divorced-but-should-be vibes. theyre SICKENING omg two of the most insane people youve ever met.

we dont play around enough w the true extent of flo's madness he'd probably fill york's room w rats bc he heard that he likes them and york, matching his freak perfectly, would find it romantic. everyone else looks on in horror.

flo turns up at northeast meetings like an in-law at family gatherings to watch the drama. he definitely has a twitter account called 'weird shit my husband's family has fought over'

two strange guys with strange passions for animals. theres a collection of gator-sized sweaters in their closet that york gives flo whenever they argue (frequently)

'youre a snowbird' 'youre a leaf peeper' have you considered youre insufferable.

TEXYORK:

i acc love this ship youre never alone when yippeeometer is at the shipyard

theyre gonna be a slow-burn but in the sense that york's natural way of speaking is in one-word sentences and texas (daddy issues galore) would instantly be freaked out. local northeast man now befuddled how his flirting is not being picked up on.

oh god theyre sooooo awkward around each other. southern hospitality vs 'i can f*cking do it myself' northeast. match made in hell. hate them. no one knows how to communicate but also its sooo not casual when he begged u to come down to his ranch so he could teach u horseback riding. was it casual when he stopped the whole 'more than a city' shtick bc he wanted to show ONLY u around.

abnormal behaviour galore.... daddy issues galore..... typa guys where theres two wolves inside them (must protect him) (ab to get soooo vulnerable around him)

TX/WY/MT

cowboys!

typa guys where their only way of flirting is through the medium of horses. this is my horse shes called angel. yeah she fast. want to ride my horse? no seriously you have to ride my horse. u can even wear my hat when u do it but its totally chill or whatever....

its actually not chill they all compete at rodeos against each other and they WILL make it ur problem when it ruins the relationship.

farmer men..... farmer men..... grrrrrr what a yeild of crops..... just got some cows...... u can see them if u want...... u can stay in my bed.....

montana would have such fun with mr. 'pay attention to me or i die' texas and mr. 'no one look at me or ill kill myself' wy. sat at the table trying to maintain eye contact constantly with one whilst completely ignoring the other to not make the whole relationship obvious (its the most obvious thing in the world.)

[officialdaydreamer00]

OM! characters who i think would slay a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys (and girl) in a strawberry dress :D

characters: diavolo, barbatos, solomon, simeon, luke, mephistospheles, raphael, thirteen

warnings: simpery, irene and identity's commentary

comments: @identity-theft-101 part 2 >:3

the brothers

diavolo: 10/10

- the booba window does it again 😌

- ate and left no crumbs

- man's slays so hard it becomes his new favourite piece of clothing

- slay, king, slayyyyy <3

barbatos: 9/10

- slays the black dress

- will probably burn the pink one if he could

- HE ACTUALLY WORKS IN THE DRESS LMAO HOW DID HE DO THAT

- good job king you killed it <3

solomon: 7/10

- had a feeling he would

- but those damn pack marks aren't serving

- shady man would've slayed without those intricate pack marks

simeon: 10/10

- are they pretty? yes, yes they are. should they be paired with the dress? ... eh

- but i like him enough to ignore that C:

- *inhales* YASSSSSS, KINGGGGG

- PRETTY ANGEL SLAYS

- listen, if he can slay that sinful sleeveless top he WILL serve the dress

- SLAYYYYYY

luke: 10/10

- my son <3

- he would be slaying the dress no doubt 🥹

- look at him in the flowy pink dress and the hat :(((((

- 10/10 bc he agrees to wear it in the first place (not bc we bribed him with barbs' cake shhhhhhhh)

mephistos: 7/10

- he kinda slays

- looks kinda wonky ngl

- he's kinda buff so the booba window does the best it could

- it was enough for him to serve ig

raphael: 9/10

- angels = pretty privileges = slays the strawberry dress

- man's slays the crop top, i'm sure as hell he could slay the dress

- pretty boy very much served 😌

thirteen: 10/10

- she asked for the black dress and spiky goth platforms

- and omg she slays so hard

- THIRTEEN HEART EYES 😍

- pretty girls who can kill with no hesitation <3

- easily serves better than asmo (him yelling in the background lmao)

taglist🏷️ @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @siren-serenity @cookiesandbiscuits @names-are-dumb @minimallyminnie @ang33333333l @leonistic

reblogs are appreciated!

[toomuchracket]

thinking of girlie learning how to crochet secretly and surprising matty with a hat or blanket. maybe a scarf? or maybe shes pregnant with baba and she crochets the three of them matching hats 🥺

matching hats!! omg. d word au and you took up crocheting when you got pregnant and had to find something to do when you stopped smoking lmao - you sit and do it when the boys are onstage or doing press or whatever, just anytime your boyf isn't pestering you lol. can you imagine presenting the three hats to matty? you're like "this might be a bit silly but i thought it was a cute idea", all blushy and shy, and he laughs joyfully and then wells up a bit because he finds it very adorable and also "look at how tiny her perfect head's gonna be compared to mine :(( our baby"; you tease him like "well, i hope so. both metaphorically and literally, considering i've to, you know, give birth to her lol", and he flicks your nose but grins and says "i can't wait for that. mostly so we can wear the hats and be the coolest fucking family around" lol <3

[daddythegrabber]

Pairing: Albert Shaw/The Grabber x Reader

Warnings: balloons, smut-ish, kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome (of course), p in v sex, voice kink, hand kink, dirty talk, masturbation, oral sex (male receiving), slight somnophilia!

Summary: Albert wanted to try out something new. And there were you, walking down the street where he was selling his black balloons. He was fascinated by you and he’s getting you home with him.

MINORS DNI 🔞

The Grabber🔞

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

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Albert wanted to spice up the kidnappings. He wanted to try another way to lure kids to himself. And he thought about selling the balloons, putting some drug in one of the balloons and if he likes one of them simply gave them it. And after it popped he can get the boy’s body into his van and disappear.

“Oh boy. Look at the creepy man there. Do not take his balloons.” Said a mother to his son when they’re walked straight next to him. He was kind of annoyed by them, but it did not cared him much. After time it was almost 7 o’clock at the evening and he was tired. No boy had met his expectations that day. He went straight to his van but he slipped on the concrete and laid down on his back.

“Omg. Sir? Are you all right?” He heard a velvety voice and when he checks his surroundings, he saw a beautiful woman standing in front of him. She crouched down to take a look at him. He saw that the woman slightly blushed as she looked into his blue eyes.

“Yes. Thank you. I’m such a klutz.” He said and slowly risen from the coldness of the concrete and dusted himself off. “Oh dear. Where’s my hat?” He looked around

“I see it. I’ll go grab it if it’s okay.” She said and went for the hat. It was so close to the van, even he though that he’ll grab her and make her unconscious. Toss her into the van and cage her up in the basement. The thought of it makes him think of very Naughty things. His pants tightened, wanted to palm himself so bad, but he restrained himself.

“Of course thank you bunny.” Her face was as red as a beetroot. He watched her every move. Legs dragging her to his hat and when she bent down her ass was in the air making Albert take a raggedy breath. He was now imagining scenarios in his mind about how he could fuck you in every surface of his basement. Maybe he’ll take her to his bedroom too. He quickly grabbed the balloon that has the drug in it and popped on front of her. He grabbed ahold of her as she started to trash her body against his, she wanted to escape from him. But it was nearly impossible as the drug took effect and she was out cold. He then took her body at the back of the van and drove off.

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Some time later he laid you down on the mattress in his basement and lingered his eyes on you. You’re beautiful. He liked your pretty face, hair, ass…… and even wondered how your pussy looks like. Fucking you with his large cock as he sees it go in and out of your dripping cunt.

“Fuck…” he hissed as he felt that his cock twitched inside his boxers. Feeling the urge to touch you, he grabbed your right breast into his hand and squeezed it. You lightly stirred in your sleep and a moan slipped out of your mouth. He stopped as he realised what he’s doing. His mask became unbearable to wear and decided to leave you alone to take care of his „business“.

After a while you began to regain consciousness, but your vision was still blurry. You don’t even know where you were at first. You felt that your throat is as dry as the Sahara, and remembered what had happened. The Man, Balloons, Hat…..

“Oh, no.” You groaned in pain as you crawled backwards and your back collided with the cold wall, head banging slightly on it. It added more to your displeasure.

“Looks like my Bunny’s finally awake.” You jumped at the voice and didn’t even realised that there was someone with you. He emerged from the shadows and you widened your eyes in shock.

“The Grabber?” You whispered but he heard it. “What did you do? Why am I here?”

“Tsk….so many questions Dear. I’ll answer them later.” He went closer to you and your eyes finally saw his face, to be precise only half of it. A mask covered his mouth area. It sinister smile sent shivers down your smile, as he crouched down to the wall and locked together his hand, putting his head on them. He sighed and did not even looked elsewhere but you.

“What’s your name bunny? And don’t dare to lie to me. Trust me I’ll know.” He did not move from his spot and it made you a little glad cause he’s freakin’ scary.

“My name…?”

“Yes, Dear. Your name. Tell me, I’m running out of patience. And you don’t wanna be on my wrong side do you? Now fucking tell me your name!” He asked, little aggression was in his tone and you dared not to disobey him.

“(Y/N).” My name.” You said and looked into his eyes. He smiled beneath the mask, you can tell.

“Well…… (y/n). I can tell that you’re not lying. Good girl.” The last part did something to you, and cannot explain it. “I have to go now unfortunately. But don’t you worry. I’ll be back. Get some rest now Doll. Sweet dreams.” He winked and left you there all alone, you heard the door closing but he didn’t locked it. But you did not dare to escape, at least not yet. What if he kills you, he’d possibly get away with it. You got up from the stained mattress and slowly approached the door, it opened with a click. You noticed that there was a light at the top of the stairs as you moved up slowly you felt frightened a little bit. You don not know what you’d expect. But it was way more that you bargained for. Cause there he sat, in the middle of the kitchen area. His khaki pants stretched due to his legs, which were he spread wide.

His upper body was naked except for the cardigan that he wore, belt in his right hand. He looked……delicious?! His head was slightly rotated, he was asleep. You let out a shaky breath as you approached his sleeping form, noticing that he wore rings with both of his hands.

‘Did I really wanted to kneel in front of him, am I insane?’

It was the first though after looking at his for so long. Sure he was mysterious, and you were curious how he’s hiding beneath that devilish mask of his. Is he handsome? Your thought were cut short when he snored a little bit but did not wake. Your heart pounded inside your chest, didn’t even realised that you were right in front of him now. As he was sensed that you’re there he threw back his head and revealed his stubby neck, Adam’s apple bobbing up and down as he swallows. You cannot and don’t want to look away. You bit your bottom lip.

“Didn’t your mother told ya that it’s rude to stare?!” You jumped at his voice and looked at you. You can tell he was actually frowning. His mask has the same expression.

“I….I’m s…..sorry. Please!” You started to retreat and he eyed you, not taking his eyes off of you. Like a predator watching his prey.

“Please? You’re very Naughty. I have to teach you some manners after all (y/n). Come here. Right now!” It wasn’t a sentence it was a command and you obeyed, approached him again and he grabbed your hand and made you bend over his legs. Grabbing your pants and panties both, he pulled them down.

“Please…. I’m sorry.” It was music to his ears. He liked when you begged for him. The tingling in his lower region returned. You felt it, how hard he’s becoming. And it made you, sick, excited? You don’t know, but the only thing you know that he’ll punish you.

“It’s too late now huh. I’m gonna punish you Bunny. I’ll beat your pretty ass with the belt and you’ll count it. I’ll give you 10.. make sure you know where you were.” He warned you and stroked the first one. You moaned out loud. A gentle ‘hmmm’ followed it, he liked it.

“One.”

Smack

“Two.”

Smack

“Three” your eyes watered at this point and started to sob.

“You’re doing a great job (y/n). Continue.”

Smack

“Four.”

Smack

“Five”

.

.

.

“Ten.” You were at wedge of passing out. He afterwards stroked your ass cheeks. You jumped a little at the sudden touch of his cold hand.

“You did so well Bunny. I’m proud of you. Now…” he started and helped you to kneel in between his legs. You saw the outline of his cock and you swallowed. “Be a Good Girl and take or of lil’ old me.” He commanded and you did not asked any questions just popped the button out and unzipped his pants, and he helped you to slide it down a little along with his boxer briefs. He was huge. And your mouth watered. You took your time to look at his cock, something inside you twitched as you saw that it was already leaked with pre-cum.

“What are you waiting for (y/n)? Don’t let me lose my patience!” He warned you

“Y….Yes Sir.” He hummed in satisfaction and you placed him in your palm, fingers gently wrap around his massive shaft and it made him gasp, slowly started to move your hand up and down on him, the other hand grabbing into his thigh. You did not see it but he had a smile on his face, looking down at you how you pleasured him.

“You’re so g…good (y/n). C’mon I want more. And I mean your pretty mouth.” He winked at you.

“Yes Sir.”

“Hmm…Good Girl.” You slowly approached his cock and licked the tip. He bit his lip beneath the mask, how fucking hot you looked. And he wanted more. To feel his cock down your throat. Fucking it like it’s your wet cunt. He closed his eyes and threw back his head. You went bold and put him into your mouth. He inhaled sharply and looked down at you again. Albert was shaking a little.

“Yes…. Suck my cock.!” He grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled you down fully until your nose touched his pubic hair. Your eyes teared up from the discomfort in your throat. But you wanted to please him, not wanting him to punish you again. Not that you didn’t enjoyed it, cause you did. Moving your head up and down, he felt that he’ll come soon. But it was too soon, he wanted to last longer to fuck your throat raw as he pleases.

“That’s right (y/n). Good job.” His voice was velvety and filled with lust. You had to went a little faster on him, as he was guiding you how to suck him. And you loved it. Every fucking moment of it as you felt your panties become even more wetter.

“Nhhh….” It sent shivers down his spine as you moaned. He knew that he could not hold it much longer. Your tongue moved up and down on his cock, licking the underside of it, that’s just added to the pleasure. Your saliva dropped down onto the floor, just as your juices. At this point he’s started to loose his mind at the feeling of you wrapped over his shaft, Albert felt that he’s at the verge of coming, and oh boy he wanted to cum down your mouth, you swallowing all of it like a good girl you are.

“Darling, I’m….gonna cum. You’ll swallow it. All of it. You….. didn’t even has a choice, do you? Hmm…. That’s right. I’m coming…..” as the words left his mouth you felt that he shot his hot cum down your throat, didn’t even allowed you to get him out of your mouth. He even pushed you further down to make sure you do not spill even a little bit. With a loud groan he grabbed your hair and pulled your head up from his now semi-hard cock. It was delightful to breath in air, but it did nothing good to your throat.

“You did so well (y/n). Maybe I should punish you more….”

“No please. I…. I’ll be good, I promise.”

“Now, now where’s the fun to that?” He asked and got dressed back. After he gave you a bottle of sprite and you almost finished it in one big gulp.

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome, now…. Back to the basement Bunny. What? Did you though that I’ll let you leave after?” You nodded and he sighed.

“You’re too pretty to let you go. I think I’ll keep you down there forever.”

Oh boy pure filth 🥵

I hope you liked it, cause I certainly did.😏

Laters, Gators 🐊

XOXO

[mirror-archives]

HELLAO MERLIN YOUR ASKBLOG IS VERY COOL AND EPIC :D

The environment feels so dreamlike and I really like Hatterler's design AND THE FLASHBACK I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT- Oughhhh I could go on about all the little details and how they set the tone so so well

THE FACT THAT HE JUST GOT SNATCHED RIGHT THEN ADN THERE AND HIS FAMILY PROBABLY JUST THINKS HE'S STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

Omg and Melvin and the wagon were still outside....... AND THE FEDORA WAS IN THE HOUSE- Oh I have so many questions about what happened after he got whisked away

These little bits of evidence that the man was here, but gone as soon as he came. As if that house swallowed him whole....... Do you think Melvin's wondering where he went?

AAAAUGH

Pardon the rambling I'm just very excited about all of this and I think you're doing an amazing job :D

AAAA!!! THANK YOU!!!! I've actually been going over some of your tags for Hatter and I get so excited to see your thoughts!

And yeah, the Labyrinth is supposed to have this sort of dream-like quality to it, and I am so, so glad that I can pull it off!

To answer some curiosities, (since Hatter's blog is gonna be mainly just his POV) Griselda stepped on the hat on her way out and showed it off to the mom. The two of them shared a laugh about it before hanging it up. They just kind of assumed that Once-ler forgot it and didn't think twice.

Except Isabella swears that she saw her son wearing that old thing before he left...ah well, he got it at an old thrift store in town so maybe he just found a pair. The guy honestly has quite the collection of hats at home already. (His brothers bullied him for having a big forehead growing up, so he would always wear hats to cover it.)

Melvin on the other hand, that mule knew something was off. He ran off after about three days when he realized he wasn't being fed.

On another note, I'm currently working on updating the old reaction pics I had, so hopefully I'll be able to change them all out with my current art style over the next day or so.

[lizzie-is-here]

🎃halloween with the avengers and co!🎃

summary: um. you can read so

warnings: this is literally me rambling, haunted places, animated bucky having like double d’s wtf, the most unorganized thing i’ve ever made don’t judge me

a/n: this is so messy but i had so much fun just writing whatever came to mind, apologies for jumping all over the place lol but hope you get a laugh out of it anyways 🤍🤍

OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE DONE THIS

BUT YALL SHOULD KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE MY FAVORITE THING

I MAY BE AN ATHEIST BUT CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

and i honestly spent halloween in my dorm bingeing movies and i’m rewatching werewolf by night and just realized i need to write for halloween so oops

halloween with the team is the best shit ever.

you want to wear a costume? no party like a stark party.

sure, some people are lazy and show up in their suits and call it a day (cough sam cough)

but it’s well made up for by peter and harley both going as tony (and arguing over who did it better) and kamala dressing as carol

yelena and nat would dress up as each other and make fun of the other

“i’m natasha and i’m an avenger and i love tight suits with no pockets so my ass looks good when i pose”

“i’m yelena and i have an addiction to sriracha and versace”

tony was going to show up as himself, but morgan wrangled the stark family into dressing as food. she’s a cheeseburger, obvi

steven convinced marc to go as an archaeologist, but when the latter fronts he instantly yanks off the funny hat and passes it to layla, who’s honestly just there to watch the chaos

wanda goes with her usual sokovian fortune teller costume, but the twins are more than excited to prance around the tower in search of candy

america brings a share of multiversal candy, some of which isn’t… exactly… edible

speaking of which, if you hand out candy instead, you end up setting up a trick-or-treating path in the tower for the younger team members, with each of the rooms serving as a stop

the eternals are split on halloween. ikaris, being the stoic dramatic hoe he is, thinks it’s overhyped. sersei’s happy to see little kids, sprite likes scaring people, you know

but with all of your experiences combined, none of you scare easily

the world’s greatest heroes can tank any horror movie with ease, barely startling at jumpscares or violent scenes

but they DO NOT handle haunted areas well

this is entirely based on my experience at the ohio state reformatory AKA the most haunted prison in the us. i went up for fall break since i used to live near mansfield before we moved, and HOLY FUCK YALL

THAT SHITS HAUNTED HAUNTED

i sat in the chair room :)

and it felt like someone punched the right side of my face :(

my right eye teared up and got super red :(((

but i got a piece of brick from the chapel :D

probably have an attachment now :((((

anyway, say you convince the team to visit. even better, you rope tony into paying for the ghost tour

every single noise will send the group jumping

bucky pulls a knife out of his pocket the moment you enter the west attic

steve starts out a skeptic but ends up refusing to even enter the chapel

peter freaking out bc “omg sam and colby and shane and ryan were here”

things are just made worse when wanda starts to mumble about “restless energy”

fuck that if the scarlet witch is nervous then you can be too

just finished werewolf by night moving on to the zombie episode of what if?

goddamn animated bucky has bigger tits than me

are y’all seein this shit

ok back on track

if jack and elsa are somehow involved there’ll be too many werewolf jokes made

but he’s too much of a sweetheart to really protest them

i love them so much and we only have like an hour of them 🥺

scott would dress up as an ant. i’m not taking criticism. he would try to make hope dress up as a wasp but when she refuses cassie does it.

bingeing halloween movies

arguing whether or not nightmare before christmas is a halloween or christmas movie

deciding the only right decision aka it’s a halloween movie stfu

shuri would come up with a slay costume i just know she would 😭

thor and jane would have a cringey couples costume cmon guys it’s literally canon

katy would show up as a hot dog

like the worst discount hot dog costume you’ve ever seen

shang and xialing would be forced to be ketchup and mustard respectively

once again argue with the wall

overall, you’ll have fun. it’ll be chaotic as fuck, but when it comes to the avengers, what isn’t?

hope everyone had a fun halloween! now go buy that discount candy bitches!

[a03-anxiousandafraid]

Also, because I wasn't paying attention, 🍔 d or w your choice cause I love folks ocs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🍔 I HAVE MANY OCs omg I rarely talk about them but they are so precious to me omg I have so many that I made when I was a middle schooler and they've changed so much over the years FJEAFAJAL sorry i am excited

OKAY so my favorite right now is actually a newer OC and her name is Vi Tupers (Vee Two-purrs) and if you say it out loud then yes.... yes I'm sure you hear the joke and already know where this is going HAHA. She is a fairy with sunset moth wings and she's only 4-5 inches tall. Her gimmick is that she's a sorcerer with blood magic that allows her to make contracts with people if they agree to two questions with very specific words in them. When the contract is set, the victim will feel compelled to give her money (usually in small quantities) and she can appear as an illusion within their field of vision for a while (she has control over it but in an omnipresent sort of way so she doesn't have to mime out what's happening, the illusion responds to each victim in a personalized way). She is kinda stupid and quite brash but very loyal. She has antlers much like blacktail deer and wears shining silvery thread in them kinda woven like halfhazard Christmas lights. She also has a very tiny fey sized hurdy gurdy that is is bomb af at playing and her two besties are a Dwarf who is a dad with the most dad energy you've ever seen and a goblin who is part of a family that thinks the size of your hat determines your status.

I wish I had a picture on hand of her that I like- I keep changing what I want her hair and outfit to look like because I'm hella indecisive- but I made her as a joke and now unironically ADORE her because of her spunk and sass. Vi is in her early 20s so she can be quite naive an immature at times but she comes in clutch for her friends.

Thank you so much for this one!! I'm sorry if she's weird and a bit too left field or cringe but developing her has been such a boost of serotonin for me and I'm so excited I got to talk about her 🤗💕❤💕 If I make a sketch I'm finally happy with I'll add it to the post later :)

[feline17ff]

What are your thoughts on the Monster High animated reboot? Currently I'm rotating Lagoona and Frankie in my brain like food in a microwave. Also Toralei's accent is hilarious lol- NHA

OMG I didn't know an episode was out! Thanks for letting me know! 

Toralei's accent! Plus she doesn't want a different type of student in her school? She reminds me of those British shows set at boarding schools that always has the bully girl. I so want to just hear her be mean like that! I want her to speak Cockney!!!!! XD

Lagoona being so feral — it's hilarious! I do wish they would have just changed her name maybe? Because she shares nothing with the old Lagoona. But I get how reboots work so it’s aiight. 

Also Lagoona, I get it, ruining romance is tight! And it's super easy, barely an inconvenience hehehe

No one knew Draculaura was a witch? I thought she was wearing a witch’s hat??? lol

Frankie is awesome! But Clawdeen and everyone are so diff but it’s aiight

I really like the animation and colorfulness!

Sloppy Joe’s joke was DARK but just the thing kiddos will LOVE XD

Heath’s the son of the devil? Okay

Cleo’s chill and kinda silly? Okay

Dracula is an actor? Okay so does that mean vampires can show up in films and mirrors in this? 

Spectra has a such a main character design, I wonder if all the students will have multiple man character episodes like OG MH? 

Deuce has weird luck lol

Overall, it’s a reboot but it seems it’s going to be smart about it and it looks nice and light-hearted and punny, so I’m going to give it a chance :)

Thanks for bringing this to my attention, friendo! :D

[daphnebowen]

season four episode three!

TIMOTHEE HAL CHALAMET BAHAHA M

richard Bowen in a hat is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

RINA CUEEEE

what is ricky wearing on his feet his shoes are… yikes 😬

Awwww!!! Emmy brought muffins for everyone! That’s so sweet!

AWWW GINA LOOKS SO CUTE

“the tension is fierce but also appropriate for all audiences” LMAO WHAT

THEIR CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS HOLY CRAP

ricky looks so amazed and tbh so am i

they sound so goooooodddddddd together how can anyone ever compete like tbh I almost like their version better than the og Troy and Gabriella’s

the whole cast is so involved in their song and I am absolutely here for it

“No notes” PREACH CARLOS PREACH

”my boyfriend 😃🥰”

maddox’s smile is so pretty!

STOP IM CRYING IMAGINING GINA AND RICKY SAYING GOODBYE I REALLY CANT DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE JUST DID

Ashlyn’s laugh is so awkward omg

me only just now realizing that Jet saying he was in love with the girl playing Elsa (aka Kourtney) could be because of the RCOSL episode where Carlos tells her to pretend to be in love with her for the drama 💀 BUT OMG ITS ALSO TRUE HEHEHEHE

Seb and Carlos fighting is physically hurting me

did Carlos even pay for that coffee or did he just walk away?

”richard, sit. Faster.”

MACK IS NOT TALKING SMACK TO ALYSON FREAKING REED OHHH ITS ABOUTTA GO DOWN

”totally forgettable in every way” not with Kourtney wearing a whole candy shop or something. Seriously why does everyone look semi normal but Kourtney??? Is the the candy land Sharpay or something??

AWWW MADDOX IS SO CUTEEEE

”disasters might be” looks right at Ricky

ricky: repeats Gina’s famous lines. Also Ricky: it’s me *pulls down glasses*

okay but in all honesty why is everyone freaking out about ms darbus leaving especially if Bailey (the character that Gina is playing) is a senior like how does that make sense??? Yes it is sad but I feel like you would get over it…?? I mean obviously it parallels with Ricky and Gina but still

“making sure you don’t fall in love with your costar” “barebones production of Romeo and Juliet” OMG DARBUS REALLY DOES KNOW EVERYTHING

rickys infamous words ! “Wow.”

kourtney: Ricky!!!! Ricky: looks behind him in confusion

“keyboard smash”

”too much sunshine. I found it depressing.” “That tracks for you, actually”

Awh I think Mazzy is a little bit jealous of Mike and Jenns relationship

“like a dog?” He’s so naive what the heck

maddox and Ashlyn flirting while kourt is just standing there awkwardly is absolutely cringe worthy

“security be d*mned!”

jets been there for less than a day, didn’t even see the “can i have this dance” duet, and still somehow knows that Ricky and Gina are “not dating.” Man this boy is the biggest supporter of rina that there ever was

the way mr mazarra just reads silently except for “hmm. Hmm. Hmmm…”

she used two thesaurus’s???

I want one of those Ricky and Gina hugs like COME ON MAN WHY AM I SO SINGLEEEE

omg when Gina said she never gets things right the first time she told him that AFTER him and nini had kissed AND HE STILL REMEMBERS AKDNFJEJHAIWIXNEJSJS I CANT THE PINING IS CRAZY

”secret make out times” YESSS RICKYYYYYY

he has absolute faith in her and her in him and i freaking LOVE IT!

omg miss jennnnnn stoppppppp interferingggg it’s driving me nuts

the tension between Jenn and Benny boo is crazy

AWW KOKO IS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME!!

yesss Kourtney go get your therapy I’m proud of youuu 😻😻

most of the parents in this show absolutely suck but kourtneys mom is lowkey the best (ninis moms are also pretty cool but Gina’s mom, Ricky’s parents, Todd, and ejs dad all suck)

dani is FLIRTING WITH RICKY BACK AWAY GIRLIE

The look of disappointment on Gina’s face when it was Mack showing up at her trailer instead of it being Ricky :((((

NONONONONO THE WRITING THE NUMBER ON THE HAND IS SO TERRIBLE but also really cute if I actually shipped them

ginas face- girl is absolutely SHOOK

[notallwonder]

My first live(stream) viewing of Thrilling Adventure Hour!

This is fun!

Ooh! Is that Isabella Gomez in this Captain Laserbeam??!!

Really digging Gagliardi's hair situation

A HUGE benefit of streaming this rather than watching in person is that I can scream "I LOVE YOU!" at Paul F Tompkins and Paget Brewster with Wild Abandon without disturbing the other patrons

and I'm absolutely doing so

the clinking! 🤣

as an activity, laughing enormously heartily by myself is a good one

I love them

lol PFT as all the Franks

PVB as ALL THE SADIES

"shall we [all] kiss?"

the clink lag 🤣 PB's face 🤣

oh no copies of copies of copies!

I hope the VOD doesn't skip like the livestream

gentlemen of the rails!

can relate. my heart desires a hat

it's about math!

oh phew they got wished home

Gosh that was fun

Love ain't no billygoat!

......

zomg the baby Mark Gagliardi grocery clip yes

ZOMG THE CRAIG CACKOWSKI BUCATINO BUSINESS SPIRITUAL SEQUEL

.......

Okay second show, here we go!

I love Hal Lublin more and more

"sass ain't a sickness, but she's got it in spades"!

The pathos of this Sparks Nevada...

The Planktonic Ideal! Marsha! Minnie Diver!

Lmao The Sea Word! The Reservoir Dogs! Dr. Mackerel and Mr. Tide! The Free Basins! omg The Troutlaw! Cruisin' B. Anchovie!

"one of my henchman is a notary public" 🤣

I enjoyed the Maine Villain

HERE WE GO AGAIN SPOOKY HAL

time for me to shriek with glee

Paget's velvet(?) dress

good clink!

Sadie Doyle You Are A Delight ! !

Janet Varney You Are A Delight !

PFT & PVB are wearing basically matching glasses and that's adorable as well

a cool babysitter who sometimes puts me in a box 😂

layup!

"You think I can't be the dummy *and* the mouth man?! I'll show you!"

"Absolutely not. Frank is MY mouth man!" S A D I E

and they embrace! 🥰

I too like to store my eyewear in my cleavage

oh they look like they're having so much fun. 💕 makes me miss doing theater

Well that was a living room standing ovation / dance party from me. Love ain't no billygoat! ♥️♥️♥️ *clink* 🥂

[strawhatsoraya]

Your writing is amazing so i want to request a fluff-nsfw oneshot! Y/N is the short, affectionate and shy blacksmith of Straw Hat who has unrequited feelings for Zoro. After Dressrosa arc, Law inevitably starts to fell in love with her despite knowing her feelings for the swordman so he never tried anything. In Wano, when she found Zoro and Hiyori sleep together she breaks her heart and starts to be more low-spirited. One night, Law decide to show Y/N that he's better option than her nakama.

Hey Nonnie! I hope you're doing well. It's been a week, give or take, since you sent this in. I think that's pretty good considering my track record! LOL. I wanted to be a little more concise with this request but it got away from me and I have 2.4k for you. I don't know if you prefer shorter or longer fic so sorry lol. I usually tend to be very long winded. I hope you enjoy regardless! Thanks for requesting!

Forget Him

LAW X FEM READER | NSFW WORD COUNT: 2.4k (this has taken me all day omg) CONTENT WARNING: Kissing, biting, groping, profanity (?? i think), Law can be a little mean but that's cause he's impatient and Y/N is playing games, dom!law, rough!law, the man says you can keep the clothes on it's all the same to him, i didn't proof read this so if you say typos or mistakes just look away and leave me alone!!! unless you want to proof read for me lmao A SUMMARY: Y/N loves Zoro, Law loves Y/N but when Y/N gets her heart broken the Surgeon of Death takes it upon his own capable hands to heal what ails them (maybe)

It began as admiration. 

He was strong, and determined. His dedication to his dream was unparalleled by anyone that wasn’t your captain, Monkey D. Luffy. Roronoa Zoro was someone you looked up to. 

He was a distant cloud in a mostly empty blue sky. Although he covered the expanse of your line of sight, your fingers never grazed him when you’d reach out to grasp him. You were okay with keeping your hands empty. Instead, you busied them with your work, building up calluses on top of calluses. Zoro was relentless in battle and keeping his swords in top shape was something you pride yourself on. It was as if you were his partner. Almost, anyway.

You knew in the way he smiled at you, that his feelings were as shallow and simple as his expression. He concealed nothing because there was nothing to hide. Zoro’s goal had been something you both discussed, as you beat his blades into submission, repairing the nicks on the steel���s edge. He wanted to be the greatest and strongest swordsman. You wanted to support him. 

Sometimes you wondered what had been your original dream when you set out at sea, and decided to join the Strawhats when Luffy asked. You had forgotten already, and sometimes it shamed you. So you threw yourself wholeheartedly into your work, thoughts scattering away every time your hammer came down.

You met Law while he was wearing a scowl on his face. Luffy introduced him to the crew, with an expression that was the complete opposite: excited and joyful. You couldn’t help the small laugh that shook your shoulders, and you had tried to hide it behind your hand. Law had noticed anyway, and he fixed his golden gaze on you.

Sometimes you’d think about that while working on Zoro’s swords. Sometimes you don't think about it at all.

It was hard to think about anything, much less your feelings, with everything that was happening. Once your crew arrived at Wano you all had your own missions to complete. You took up residence in a small stall, offering your services as a blacksmith. It was hard at first. There was plenty of competition, but you ended up having a small set of regulars who were always pleased with your work. Zoro would visit you infrequently, just to catch up. You knew he only wanted to make sure you were okay, but you couldn’t help feeling elated whenever you’d see his swaggering figure coming up the dirt path. He was always wearing a grin on his face and holding a bottle of sake in one hand. It seemed like he belonged here all along.

Perhaps, that is the reason your crew can’t find him. Perhaps that is the reason no one seems too bothered by his disappearance. You tell yourself, logically, it’s because they trust Zoro. They know he is capable, strong, and reliable. There is nothing to worry about. Zoro always appears when he is needed the most. Yet it doesn’t stop your legs from taking action. You make up an excuse for Luffy, and a more elaborate one for Sanji who finally concedes in letting you search alone. You’re convinced you can find him, before anyone else can. You knew him well. This was the least you could do.

The bitter cold settles in your bones as you march through. Vision is blurry, and bright. The blinding snow threatens to deter you but you push through regardless, a burning heart in your chest keeping you warm. It is by sheer luck, you think at first, that you find him.

But that luck quickly twists into a cruel joke. He is asleep next to Hiyori’s body. You don’t dare to move further from the door, the blizzard steadily screeching behind your back. You try to reason with the imagery. It should mean nothing. It meant nothing. Your brain is logical. You are kind, and understanding. You could be these things if you wanted to. This meant nothing. What you saw meant nothing. You nod, trying to convince yourself but your heart is not as easy to bargain with.

Your bottom lip quivers before you set your jaw, and back away slowly into the storm.

The events that unfurled after are as blurry as the snow flurries. They cloud your vision, but don’t reach inside you. Inside, you still feel cold and icy down to your bones. You go about the days in a haze. You answer automatically, and fix a taut smile on your face. You laugh when everyone else laughs, and you pretend to taste your food when you eat. You support your crewmates in battle to the best of your capabilities, as you always do, but your heart is somewhere else.

Your heart is buried under the snow, back at the spot where it broke.

He doesn’t know why no one has noticed. He doesn’t know but he wonders. Perhaps it’s because everyone is so worried about Kaido. Law thinks perhaps it’s because there are so many enemies, so many obstacles, it’s hard to find the right timing to sit down and talk to you. He thinks it’s this until he runs out of excuses. He thinks it’s this until everyone is celebrating, eating, rejoicing at the victory of the battle.

It is cruel how some can feel so lonely while surrounded by others. Law watches you sit by Nami, a small smile on your lips. Your eyes look distant, and while the glow of the fire shines warmly on your skin, your sadness outshines your soft beauty for once. It pains him. He hated to admit it. You were a weakness. You were a wound inflicted that refused to heal. There was no balsam or stitchwork he could perform himself to be rid of you.

He had come to terms with that. His only resolution was now to make you his. But how could he make you come to him when you were still obstinately tying yourself to someone who wanted nothing from you?

His pride had prevented him from seizing the moment before. Law blamed the alcohol in his veins for his sudden lack of inhibitions. It is not like him to stand up while there is a crowd and walk towards you. It is very unlike him to take the seat next to you, and ignore Nami’s presence even when she smiles at him knowingly. It is not like him to brush his knuckles against the hand you used to hold on to your drink, and it’s not like him to lean towards your ear.

His breath is warm against your earlobe. “You should smile more while he’s looking,” he says, a tinge of anger clipping his words. “Why are you letting him win like this?” These aren’t words you want to hear from him right now. So you turn your head, and glare at him. Law is taken aback, at first, surprised that you of all people could manage such an emotion. A smile slowly blooms on his lips. “I think your smile is beautiful but this expression?” He pauses to brush his knuckles up the side of your flushed cheek. It is warm and enticing. He wants to touch you more. “I like this one too.”

You should walk away. You don’t have the energy to deal with Law and his sudden affection, but his hand is warm when his fingers wrap around yours after taking your drink away. You follow him wordlessly as he leads you away. You hear Nami say something but don’t quite listen. She laughs and her giggling fades the further you make it from the party. Law leads you into a small storage room. You look around, unsure of where to stand or you should even be there.

Law leaves you no room to think further. His hands grip your small shoulders and he pushes you against the nearest wall. You smell wet wood, and grains. “We-we can talk without all of this, you know?” You say with as much courage as you can muster. Your face feels extremely hot. Your heart is racing, banging against your chest like war drums. 

“I know,” Law agrees, with a tilt of his head. His hands release your shoulders to fiddle with the obi of your kimono. Your hands find his, and you grasp them with shaking fingers. Law looks up at you. His eyes are usually the color of a setting sun but they are becoming darker and darker. 

“We keep it on? That’s fine too.”

You have no idea what he means, and you think about asking him to elaborate but his mouth presses against yours. You swallow the inhibitions loaded on your tongue. When he comes up for air, you try breathing. “What do you want from me?” you ask him. 

Law breathes noisily. He knew you were shy but seeing you squirm against the wall with his hands on your hips is too much for him to handle. The flush of your cheeks makes him want to kiss them over and over again. You’re peering at him through your lashes, and they flutter, offering him promises he knows you can’t keep.

“Give me tonight,” he answers finally, pulling your kimono off your shoulders to expose skin. He leans forward to drop a kiss; one on each shoulder. “If you still won’t come to me after tonight, I won’t bother you anymore.”

You swallow thickly as he kisses up the column of your neck. His lips are soft against your skin, forcing your eyes closed at the tenderness. You’re not sure if it’s because he is him, or because you are feeling particularly lonely but his touch makes you want to be reckless. You wrap your arms around his shoulders. 

“I’ll make you forget him,” he claims boldly, licking up the shell of one of your ears. You shudder in response, a rattling gasp settling in the back of your throat. 

“You can try,” you say and regret it the moment Law pulls away to look at you. There is a darkness behind his eyes that you can’t quite name. He gathers your face in his hands, and you try to mentally prepare yourself for the onslaught. His kisses are greedy, and sloppy. You never expected that lack of finesse from the Surgeon of Death. His teeth tug on your bottom lip, and the corners of your mouth as his hands move. They slope over your hips to your waist before traversing over your chest. He grabs your breasts, digging his inked fingers until you cry out. 

Pain or please, he isn’t sure but he doesn’t stop to find out.

The small storage room feels hot. You feel drops of sweat sliding down the back of your neck, disappearing somewhere down your back. Law has you gripped by the thighs, picking you up so he can press his hardened cock against your heated core. You hum in pleasure as he buries his face against your neck. His mission is clear. He plans to stake his claim, so he marks you, over and over, leaving small bruises with his name signed in blood. 

Law bites your chin, before groaning against your mouth. “I’m gonna put it in,” he announces but you still shout in shock when you feel his fingers smearing the slick around your folds. You still gasp when he presses his tip against your entrance. His eyes are on your face, looking for any signs of hesitation. You set your jaw in determination. 

“Hurry up,” you tell him in between ragged breathing. “You said you’d make me forget. So make me forget.”

You know better than to incite him, but the words slip out of your mind. You feel like a mad woman. There was a hole in your chest you desperately craved to fill, and you knew this is not the way. But you still toss your head back when he enters, and moan loudly. You still hum in pleasure as you clench around him, adjusting to his girth. The muscles of your belly contract at the jolts of pleasure when he starts moving his hips. You’re in a trance, sweat coating your breasts. You move your hips too, as best as you can, as he pounds into you.

“Should I fuck you harder?” he asks as he watches you, a frown on his face. You whimper, and bite down on your lip. You’re not sure what he means. Is this not hard? “You haven’t said my name yet. So I should definitely fuck you harder.”

Your grasp on his shoulders tightens just in time. Law is relentless. He snaps his hips savagely, time and time again. He is aware that you will bruise. He is aware that he should be a little softer, a little more gentle. He is aware when you cry out, when your nails dig through his clothing and into his skin, that you are reaching a point of no return.

He is aware but he can’t bring himself to stop. He desperately wants to hear you say it as you fall apart; only for him and no one else.

There is a heat swirling at the end of your belly. It circles and circles; a dragon trying to eat its own flaming tail. You shout when the heat builds, Law’s name shooting past the front of your teeth. He hisses as it catches in the thick air of the storage room. 

“That’s what I thought,” he spits through clenched teeth. You think he would let up, now that you were so close to your peak but he chases it after it blindly, savagely; all teeth and bloody claws. You cry out, time and time again, as pleasure ripples through you. You clench around him, and Law gives in. He kisses you deeply, tongue seeking out yours as he rides his orgasm, spilling inside you.

You feel hot wetness slip out from your puffy and bruised pussy.  “Did you forget him?” he asks you, kissing the apple of one cheek. You don’t answer him. You’re still somewhere up in the sky, floating; free falling. He bounces you up, adjusting your hips in his hands. The weight of the bounce startles you awake slightly. Your eyes are glazed over as you look at him and he laughs softly. “No? Should I try again then? We still have all night.”