#Ozzie poll

[vampyreblogger]

this is about when you specificially recognised yourself as being queer, not the crush you had on elizabeth swan as a kid and didn't understand. been thinking abt this a lot recently and wanted to ask tumblr. i can predict the results but i'm still interested. please tell me the specific age in tags!

[morganbritton132]

So I love the EMTS so much and one that sits on my mind constantly is the one where we find out Ozzy’s full name is Oswald. I can see Eddie bringing it up every once and a while on tiktok and wanting to do a poll to see if eveyone agrees with him or Steve on the name.

(I had to google if TikTok allows you to do polls and apparently it does)

Ozzy will answer to Oswald and a part of Eddie dies inside every time.

“It’s not that it’s a bad name,” Eddie says in one video, “I mean, it is. It’s fucking awful. If your parents named you that, they don’t love you, but like, Ozzy is so much cooler.”

“He’s literally – He’s named after Ozzy Osbourne, guys,” Eddie says in a different video, “Literally, one of the first one-on-one conversations I ever had with Steve was me comparing him to Ozzy Osbourne and him not know who that is. It was a bonding moment. That’s why Ozzy is called Ozzy.”

“Ozzy Osbourne’s name is not Oswald!”

“I think it’s cute,” Steve says in another video when Eddie’s complaining about it. Ozzy’s head is resting on Steve’s stomach as he pets him. “It’s like that little octopus cartoon. My second graders used to watch it during recess when it rained.”

“Ozzy is not an octopus, Steve.”

“I know, but like. Same thing.”

“How???”

Eddie eventually does a poll when he finds out that that is something that he is able to do. He tells Steve about it and Steve informs him that it won’t matter anyways, “I’m like, the election college. My vote is the one that matters.”

“It’s electoral college,” Eddie says, “And it should be abolished. This is actually a really good example of why that-“

Eddie forgets that a lot of his fans are sarcastic little assholes and the poll is 50/50 both sides.

[rosemaryshelluverse]

ok what do yall want

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Ozzie: So I called this meeting to let you know that Blitz will be joining mine and Fizz's relationship.

Stolas: What—

Ozzie: And I'm not telling you so that you can stop it. You can't. Fizz wants him moved in by the end of the month, we already put in some horse statues and got Loona to agree and everything.

Stolas: I—

Ozzie: But if you get your shit together now and kiss and make up with him, you can be part of this. Get in on the ground floor. Invest in the polycule before we stop accepting applications.

Stolas:

Stolas: Do I actually need to fill out an application?

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[monster4monster-bracket]

Propaganda under the cut

Frizzarolli/Asmodeus (Fizzarozzie) - Helluva Boss

They are so sweet, they love each other, they sing together, Asmodeus would destroy all of Hell to protect Fizz and he's the most supportive boyfriend even when Fizz is scared of losing him, their relationship is Hell's worst kept secret.

Taranza x Sectonia – Kirby

At first, the two were inseparable. Taranza gave Sectonia a mirror, so she could see how lovely she looked. But the mirror was cursed, slowly consuming her mind and corrupting her into a vain and cold tyrant, enslaving the flower people and setting her sights beyond the dreamstalk. Taranza tried to help. He ran interference so he could stop dreamland’s hero from thwarting her plans…but he made a mistake, and she cast him aside. Sectonia would have felt bad…but it seems she was no longer there. The curse of the mirror had claimed her completely. Taranza helped Kirby and Dedede defeat her…but he was left without his friend. It’s a loss that still sticks with him. He can summon Sectonia’s spirit to help him in battle, but just as quickly as she appears, she’s gone again, a reminder of the tragedy that has befallen these two.

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Choose wisely...

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Based on a poll on twitter from @danidraws666hellverse

[vampyreblogger]

for people who dye their hair:

i've noticed some trends and i'm curious

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