wear headphones :)
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As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
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If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???
i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3
Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.
Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.
And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.
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hi jamblr I made a channel that serves as an archive for old aj vids because i've got nothing better to do! please ignore the fact i haven't posted in 2 months, ive been busy playing gbf.
if you have old vids made by famous jammers that are no longer available please let me know! however i will also take videos that weren't made by popular jammers :3 i just want to re-upload as many unavailable AJ vids as possible!
CURRENTLY, THE VIDEO I WANT TO RE-UPLOAD THE MOST IS A HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF THE TEASER TRAILER THAT WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE OFFICIAL AJ CHANNEL AND HAS SINCE BEEN PRIVATED! here's a screen recording of it. major props to chimeaxolotl for linking their playlist in the replies of this post, i would've never found this screen recording without them! props to tumblr user teatreejammer for finding a small snippet of said teaser trailer in someone's fanmade trailer for AJ! link to teatreejammer's post.
i've contacted the AJ instagram back in April to ask if they can make this trailer as well as the launch trailer public again but the only answer i got was "Thank you for the feedback! We'll share this with our team." so it's safe to say this won't happen lol but it's not like I expected this to work in the first place.
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Can't believe i'm forced to say this again but alas- (<- No one is forcing me to do this)
BESTIES! ERROR AND NIGHTMARE AREN'T CANON TO INK! DREAM IS NOT CANON TO INK!
The only one that could possibly be canon to Ink is Swap if we take into consideration the canceled comic Comyet did a long while back! And the art Comyet has done with Ink and Error I'm 99% sure is just a what-if, not canon interpretation on how they think they possibly would interact together
Everytime I see someone with their full chest exclaim how the dream twins or Error are canon to ink I internally die inside I'm sorry
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I know when Cooper finds frozen Janey or whatever happened to her it's going to be incredibly emotional and Walton Goggins is gonna obliterate our hearts with his performance, but if when our tears dry no one does something funny with the Ghoul and The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy by Tom Cardy I'm gonna lose a bit of hope in humanity
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INANIMATE INSNAITY SPOILERS UNDER CUT
what cobs said about mephone being "so young" makes me wonder how long the show has actually been going on?
because obviously he made it seem like he was only gone for a day for the final 4, which is most likely him messing with their memory
BUUUUT. the passage of time is still a little confusing. maybe iii really did only take one day but i seriously doubt that -
kind of contradicting the "so young" correlation but i think the show has taken MUCH longer than we think. mephone could have been planning each episode for years or cutting out episodes or things that happened that he didnt like
a character could have had a whole arc that he cut out because he didnt like it
or they could pull a good place and say that they've figures it out before
i seriously dont think anything im saying is true BUT with everything that happened i wouldnt be suprised
anyways im also mourning because my favorite character and one of my top ten died so RIP guys!
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