#PRIORITIES ARE...GAY

[saltpepperbeard]

Y’all have no idea how much I want to see Stede and Ed waking up in bed together. The relief of having another body next to theirs, filling a space which had once been cold and vacant. The calmness and warmth in one seeing the other so peaceful, so safe. The unbridled happiness in getting to share lazy snuggles and kisses, hiding away from the rest of the world for a while.

Because in that moment, there would only be their love. It would be them and the morning sun. And I need it.

[maacchia]

Shauna is such a mess LMAO like she just had to chop up some 14 year old boy for dinner and a few hours later she’s over here bitching in her diary about how she wasn’t picked to be antler queen

[rwuffles]

chatters let's scare off the exclusionists together ♡

if you use good faith labels, whether you're usually open about them or not, share what they are! i'll start:

i'm a bi gay sapphillean!

[emacrow]

For the longest time Danny did not want the crown nor did he want to be king. The floating eyeballs where somewhat overjoyed at that but knew they would need to find a reason to make him take up the crown.

Just so they could hopefully challenge him for the right to rule. That halfia did not realize what kind of power he had and yet did not seem to want.

Till one day he not only took up The Crown but The Ring to. Why one might ask.

Jazz his lovely sister and world renowned was asked to have a talk with The Joker. If he was king he had diplomatic immunity and he knew how to prevent people from becoming ghost too thanks to collecting most of John Constantine soul contracts

Only reason he will take the crown that day just to spector the talk.

Only he and Jazz can see how messed up Joker's soul was, not because the crimes he committed but much worse and deeper then anyone in gotham had known yet.

It was like someone had mold play-doe with this guy's cracked up soul, mixed up names of previous and present lives and past personalities like Jack Oswald White, Arthur Fleck, and Jack Napier and more others being a mismatched into each other into some sort of abomination Frankenstein and physical glued together into a single soul with raw glowing green chemicals in a shape of a smile. Obsessions mixed up with uncontrollable laughter, the color green and purple, very creepy stalker borderline level standard with Batman/Brucie and trying to get him to laugh, he hatred for the robin for getting batman to laugh at his joke instead of his jokes, and pure insane mayhem with life as a joke.

This was unnatural even to most fucked up Soul standards, yet pretty fascinating in a way that would explained why he survived so many life ending attempts on his life.

Jazz couldn't even psychoanalysis him without having a major migraines after 5 minutee with the pure amount of information that just keep going like a broken Dam bursting at the seam.seams..

The questions burns deeply with the both of them though...

How did this happen to him? Who done this to him? Was it even fixable at this point? And whom is the person messing with someone's Soul to turn someone into this..?

[morphestic]

"skk reunion" this "sskk reunion" that am i the only one who wants to see THEIR reunion...

[redconverseismypersonality]

True love wasn't when I cried to Night Shift. True love was the queer ships I randomly stumbled upon on a Tuesday morning.

[isawthismeme]

[asexualcloud]

whos gonna tell her

[yourneighbourhoodantisocial]

Achilles sharing bed with a corpse, brutally killing Hector, going mad with rage and grief, literally submitting himself to death all for patroclus and the motherfuckin bitches also known as 'historians' calling it friendship like are you fucking kidding me

[gossippool]

the way wade delivers loki's "i'm marvel jesus, you dull creature, and i will not--" is so fucking funny because of how fast he said it. he knew the hulk was going to attack him real soon but he just had to get that joke out

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

sobbing screaming crying throwing up at 2 am

[retributory]

gx is so crazy how do you explain to someone with a surface-level understanding of what yugioh is that the series after dm features a hermaphroditic dragon-demon card spirit fusing their soul with the main character, who also has apparently been continually reincarnating for 100s of years with the card spirit's primary goal being to protect him, and when they embrace to fuse he says they shall never part again because they will forever and always from that point on be one jointed soul and body, and also he commits a borderline genocide against the card spirit race (???) and straight up kills some of his friends (they get better), and also there's a character who got his leg broken during an archeological dig and they replaced the broken bone with a dinosaur bone (???) and now he's like part dino and has fucking dino dna (?????????) and they send him to space as his dinosona to destroy a satellite that is about to destroy the earth (????????????), and also one of the teachers in the school (seto kaiba's duel school for dueling) is a homunculus and when he dies his soul (???) gets eaten by his cat and for the rest of the series he is living (?) inside of the cat's body, and also on top of all that theres a cool rival character as expected of a show targeted towards young boys who looks cool but in actuality he's lame as hell like he canonically stinks like shit cause he doesn't wash his clothes and he joins a cult and they get him out of the cult by reminding him that his real personality is being a rancid little stinky smelly bastard loser and no one likes him and he spends the entire series getting completely dunked on and also his main archetype is these things:

and then you have to concede that at the end of the day it is still an anime for a children's card game designed to sell the cards so if you ever try to explain the impact this had on your developing mind at 7 years old you'll sound sick

[galedekkarios]

i know that gale isn't a virgin (booooooo 🙄👎), but when you pair the fact that astarion likes inexperienced partners + his "i want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want" quote with gale saying that tav is the first he's been with since mystra + the fact that he can't do anything with tav at all pre-elminster bc he's likely to literally blow up (this too can be a nod to premature ejaculation or twisted to fit the bill; the dude isolated himself in a tower for a year and had no friends ffs) + his general flustered reactions when it isn't something he's pre-planned to perfection + how he's always assuring people that he does fuck btw the sexless rumors are NOT true he had sex with a god in case you forgot!!! and other people before that for sure!!! gale of waterdeep, number 1 sex haver alert!!!! please believe him!!!

...... i mean. gale could still fit the inexperienced bill at that point, i think, if you just believe. not really, but kind of really. a little bit. in his own touch-starved, out of practice, i haven't done this in a while and most of what i did do and am most comfortable with was in the weave or read in books aka not in the flesh way. with all of his sweet awkward secret eager open-minded freak with a danger kink rizzard charm.

so, like. surely that must be good enough to at least partially indulge astarion's virginity kink, yes?

[alarmsofmyheart]

Tyme has the best rizz ever. I can't accept all the Tyme has zero rizz/awkward flirt/introvert flirt etc etc.. I dont want to keep quite anymore. From amongst all the doctor gays I've seen in any media I've consumed, and from the real life surgeons I've worked under, TYME HAS THE BEST RIZZ. I kept typing and deleting this. Because obviously, I didn't want to communicate and my opinion really doesn't matter. And there's hella lota things happening in the show, but

- TYME FORCEFULLY GETTING GREAT'S CASESHEETS FROM THE NURSE TO TREAT GREAT WHO IS HAVING LIKE ONE VISIBLE WOUND WHEN TYME BEING (I GUESS) THIRD YEAR RESIDENT, NOT AN ER SURGEON ITS NONE OF HIS BUISNESS (There are interns as the nurse said, calm down sir nvm thank you for your empathetic enthusiastic service)

- TYME TUCKING IN HIS SCRUBS BEFORE GOING TO SEE PATIENT GREAT (internally screaming since the day I saw that clip/episode, surgeons atleast any single one I know don't fucking tuck in their scrubs, at least not in my country, UNLESS ITS SOME VERY IMPORTANT SUPERIOR COMING OR MEETING THEM like health ministry people checking the quality at hospital etc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass so Tyme tucking in his shirt before seeing Great is so important to me atleast)

- TYME KNOWING HIS FULL NAME, i don't really know how it is in hospitals in Thailand, do they use their full long names or both the nickname and full name, but either way, TYME KNOWING HIS FULL NAME AND HIM TELLING HE KNEW IT FROM THE BOUQUET (instead of the case sheet which is what I expected) was sexy

- TYME TELLING HIM TO COME BACK TO HIMSELF FOR SUTURE REMOVAL BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO SUTURED IT (bombastic side eye) (WHAT A FLIRT!!!!! SIR YOU JUST MET HIM)

are infact some top quality rizz and quality realistic writing(atleast to me).

I don't consider Tyme putting himself between Great's legs/leaning in while examining the wound as rizz, it's obviously unethical, there's no need to compare reality with fiction but still I'm most of the time a boring person. So I don't mention that in the list. Rest of that happenings were pure pure flirty cutey pie thing.

Did the rizz work on Great? Yes. That's all that matters.

Also I'm posting this now because I didn't have Tumblr account till two days ago. Anyway what an episode today!!!!

Sad. Fucked up. Happy.

Not just the characters but Timeline is not straight as well. 😌

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Also it's nice of them whoever from production editor writer cast whoever decided to spell TYME as T Y M E instead of T I M E because they all know we be writing time time time multiple times in our meta/posts and it kinda easily seperates the character name and the entity of time, probably plays an part in trending hashtags etc etc. but great decision.

[theprongspotter]

I’m currently working on like 5 different fics at once someone please help me

[random-french-girl]

starting my campaign NOW to get toya turner back for this mysterious warrior nun continuation project, in whichever capacity she'd like. this is my number 1 priority