the biggest plot twist in saltburn was actually when oliver was lying on the grave and he started taking off his shirt and i was like "oh god he's going to take off his pants isn't he" and then he only took off his shirt and i was like "oh phew" and then as soon as i relaxed he actually took off his pants. true emotional roller coaster right there.
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Since I finished my first playthrough I’ve raked together some of my sekiro doodles and put them in a pile
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Everyone be nice to the captain and crew of the Demeter, the last time they checked those boxes were full of DIRT, no one who breathes could have survived hiding in there, and there are no conspicuous man-sized piles of dirt lying around to indicate a man-sized hole has been made! If you were buried. In a box of dirt. And you were not a creature of the night who is super strong and also doesnt suffocate. You would not be able to hide in a box of dirt under the dirt while being brought aboard. Their logic is fine for reality, they're just in a horror story
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Arthur: If you guys don't stop insisting that Merlin and I are a couple, I will be forced to do something about it!
Morgana: And what, dear brother, may that entail?
Arthur: .....
Later:
Arthur: By the way, Merlin. I have decreed that you and I are to be wed.
Merlin: pffjyineuskdhkw? You can't just decide that without even asking me!
Arthur: I'm afraid none of us have a choice in this, Merlin.
Merlin: you're THE KING!
Arthur: the king of who? My knights and servants are loyal to you, the people in the lower town made Guinevere their queen, Gwaine owns the bars and the rest of the kingdom is besotted with Morgana!
Merlin: that's.... A good point actually
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People are so needlessly fucking hostile to teenagers for no good reason. I promise you that a few 14 year olds riding their bikes in an empty lot aren't going to ruin your day, you fucking freak
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Releases pikmin creatures into your home
What will you do?
probably have sex with them i guess
oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!
anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf
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BEHOLD!!! my DDS OCs Clay (left) and Silt (right) they are always together no matter what !!! no matter the cycle or timeline :))
They are part of the maintenance crew of the embryon, specifically the plumbing aspect.
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